New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 19, 1926, Page 8

8 New Britain Herald HKRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg. 67 Church Btreet. | by two cripples or two substitutes | This is slightly SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $2.00 Three llonlht Sc. a Month. |an arm and its quarterback has been t the Post Office at New Britain | 'M".Aan “Socond Class Mal) Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Busiesa Office Editorial Rooms The only profitable advertist | lineup against things considered, dition? This has happened before; and somehow cripples have a habit of suddenly fecling fit just about the time the rumpus starts. The center and right the New Britain line will be played guard of evened up by the fact that Hartford's end fractured | | out of the lneup all season with | | rawness in a leg, but is expected to be sufficiently “cured” to be in the| New Britain. All| the quarterback | is not likely to be a worldbeater. Hartford must not be allowed to fathom. But it is not exactly the fault of the officials responsible for the desire to keep the fleld in good conditiol t is the fault of the city in not providing a good practice fleld in addition to the playing fleld. | The one is quite as necessary as the other. When the late Willlam F. De- laney, former postmaster and for years a member of the park board, fought for the idea of a football field in Willow Brook park, his main contention was that the football players would have a place for prac- tice, as well as a place to play match | games. This argument finally won Conditions: Relatively low pres- sure prevails this morning over the lake region, the Ohio valley and eastward to the New England coast. Centers of low pressure overlie Massachusetts and Rhode Island and Ontario. 3 Heavy rains were reported from a number of the New England stations, the maximum reported be- ing 2.38 inches at Portland, Maine. Light snows continued in the Ohio valley and lake region. Tempera- tures are lower in the western por- tions of the middle Atlantic states gulf coast states. light to heavy frosts were re- ported from Loulslana, north- western Florida, Georgia, Alabama and South Carolina. Conditlons favor for this vicinity l Shop Editor, care of Britaip Herald. e 2, “Always Room Bend all c-ommunlomum (o Fun | the New | and your letter and in the south Atlantic and east| will be forwarded to New York. For One More.” The' phonograph has had its day, But the stay, funny-graph is here to who send 'em in to the Fun Shop!) A Novel-ty T Economics Professor: “What's the best known preferred stock on the market today?” Freshman: “Blondes.” —Mrs. F. L. Cosby. (Copyright, 1926. Reeproduction Forbidden) MEXICAN REVOLT S NOT FEARED Ofticials Not Alarmed Over Re- it had a player on either football team. Donald Root, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. Ernest Root of Golf street, is the lone local player in either lineup. Root's off-tackle slants and broken fi>ld running have been a factor in the showing of the Hart- ford team this year. and much is expected of him this Saturday. William Norton, son of Mr. and Mrs. Louis Nerton, is ill at his home on Frederick street. The regular meetingof the Grange which was scheduled for Tuesday evening, Nov. 23, has been postpon- ed until the 30th. Tueslay the members will go to Wethersficld where neighbors night will be ob- served and the local will furnish two numbers on the pr gram for the eveping. A successful benefit bridge was given t the home of Mrs. Elford B. Eddy at the Center yesterday aft- ernoon. Nearly $200 was realized from the 20 tables of cards. Much credit is due Mrs. Eddy and th committee, Miss Mary Camp, Miss Laura Camp, Mrs. E. B. Proudman an Mrs. T. H. Cogswell. G MONUMENT Havana, Nov. 19 (P—Reconstruc- tion of the movement erected by Cuba to the memory of the Ameri- cans killed in the explosion of the battleship Maine has been started. The monument was svrecked during the hurricane which struck Havana October 20. REBUILDIN Grange 80 let's get husy with ‘em Folks, : And swamp THE FUN SHOP Chief with jokes! Us Business Men! Johnson: “How's business?” Jones: “Not bad.' * Johnson: “How are your collec- tions these days?" Jones: “Gietting ’em right along; | more than I did last year in fact. Johnson: “That's remarkable! what business are you | in the City. Circulation bool Iways open to advertl win that game. By the eternal, it's|the day so far as provision being toom alway too important in the scheme of | made the construction of things to permit any such calamity. | Memorial field. 1t s not too much to e miated ‘Press ta_ cxclunively’ en | From now until the frenzied fracas | supposs, however, that Mr. Delaney Utlea to the ute 10 [7Thot herwire I8 over the town will not be the|also had In mind a practice fleld in Credited in this paper and also local dinbh b e news published therein. ¢loudy weather followed by fair and somewhat colder. ports of Strife El Paso, Texas, Nov. 19 (A—Mexi- can officials at Texas border points decline to become alarmed over per- sistent rumors of an impending re- bellion. Statements by Adolfo De ILa| | Huerta, former provislonal president | of Mexico, and his brother, Alfonso, | that rebel forces were woll prepared |to start a revolution were character- ized as “big bluffs” by General Ra- mon Lopez, commander of the fed- eral garrison at Jaurez. General Lopez sald” he was amused by a manifesto issued by | General Nicholas Fernandez, former | follower of Francisco (Pancho) | Villa, calling on Chihuahua citizens to rally to the support of Huerta in a movement to overthrow the Calles government. Major General Florenza, chief of Lopez's staff, returned to Jaurez yes- | |terday with a small detachment he [led in pursuit of 11 rebels said to |f§ { have crossed the border under Fer- | | nandez to organize the former sol- | | diers of Villa who settled in Ch { huahua when the bandit leader | The home of Ables|slain. Florenza reported killing one | Her father and mother are | rebel in a skirmish at Pulpito, Chi- | huahu | denied rumors that | | Bot i orcno, known as a | | scum OP'd sce ye locked up in the been executed at | members of a| cri 5 “hihuahua 3 I Diversified Selections rta, who lives in Los ake Dis | for Member of the Associated Press. Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN same—and maybe it won't on S:\fv-‘ | urday night, when the New Britain | such a field is badly needed. For- warriors and the multitude of camp | tunately it does not require much | tollowers get back to civilization. | expense to provide one, according to unomolal estimates of those fnterd HARTFORD Member Andit Bureao of Circalation. C. Free Phone From New Britain—4082 o A. B. s natlonal organization | Tt turniehes newepapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This ineures protection againt fraud in newspaper Sistribution figw.es to both national and local advertisers. Religion keeps man pure if he can contrive to keep religion pure. EDUCATE THE DEPUTIES | ested. It should not require some gun-| The day when the high school play of the “shoot first and make | track team had to practice at the inquiry afterwards” variety to edu-| Glen street dump, and the days cate the deputy sheriffs in Hartford | when the football team had to prac- that hopping on mail trucks to ar-|tice {n Walnut Hill park, are past. | rest the driver is about as foolhardy | But we are not yet sitting perfectly as trying to stop a locomotive by | pretty, by any means. Failure to bumping it with provide practice space in Willow gardless of whether they are madei Brook park may be an oversight; if of ivory, | 0, it no doubt can be arranged for The Hartford deputies played this | with a lttle ffort. It would save dumbbell act successfully; but not | the park superintendent and the stitf conversation | park board much irritating trouble officials after- | to that the “I drive the garbage- There's one advantage. Without coal, London can swallow fog with- out chewing it. SPECIAL NOTICE ! Our Anniversary Sale comes to a close Monday, November 29. FREE SOUVENIR COUPONS will be honored with Souvenirs up to and including the last day of the Anniversary Sale, November 20th, Fur Coats At Anniversary Sale Prices IRISH ROSE (A Tun Shop Dramay A community’s reaction to mur- By Gregory Meehan . der, 1890: “How horrible!” 1926: “How exciting!” 1d 1s on sale dally in_New | York e otalings Newsetand, Times | Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. — e Act L (8cene: Outside the synagogue Abies' father and two friends are talking over the latest news.) Abie's Father: “Hmmm. Dun't esk. A shick he should marry! He wants T chould have it.a goy for | A SAFETY PLEDGE THAT SAVES LIVES The following pledge is a 5ood | one for all school children. It has | reduced the record of accidents in| one city $3 per cent, from 18 deaths: during a stipulated period to three | from government deaths. Anything that can do that | | wards. It was indeed lu is eminently worth while. | the “devil dogs” ! mail trucks were not around at the this being due to the for- there to gnard Strange that the continuity ex- perts at Hollywood can't do any- thing for matrimony. their heads—re- Maybe France thinks there is such a thing as being too proud to Pay |a fadder-in-law. Yi, vi, yi." B Friend: “In de pants you should | u | kick him, o such a field handy. | Modern verston: “When angry.| Abie's Father: | count 100; that's enough cartridges | I{'s a new suit.” | to begin with. » thout some “I couldn't do it. THAT'S PROGRESS One of the page one news storles marines, guarding | (Hoana: weetie, olding her.) Mr. Murph Ip myself To cross all streets carefully, . Never to step from behind parked ¢ ever to = rides motor or Wagons. . Never to ball or games in stree guard younger children. c ets at crossings only. o walk on sidewalks and not in street obey all traff traffic officer moment, that came over the wire went under | omadhaun! was no ry wid that tunate circumstance Distinctive Styles the uck waited for a t the sification of being a “gen-| rprise.” In Georgia, for the time in history, 1 on as it yine 1 on n : man were | M 3 “Ye undutiful spal i il rl sl 1 marry her p purderfendisents| choice even if whe nivver finds in her life to suit thim in Mexico when the time was op- s Sweetie: “With all due re- | portune. He made it plain, however, speet to the both of you. I um\[,lu it hie had no intention of violating think either of you is such an cxpert | ¢ Jaws of the United | at picking that I should follow your | 1e American author- advice.” nt of his position, NEWINGTON NEWS wington w :nted by only one play s gridiron struggle New Britajn High school and | Hartford Public High school, it that even that |} The town has had | other athletic | & Nobody has any business monkey- | mob which lynched a found gullty of | enced to from four years to impris-| It's about time for somebody to | {invent rubber bumpers for night | A caps on chair rockers. It was the only lynching in Geor- | <P © gRal If the state sticks | manner of procedure lht’m‘ Dominant Values i mail trucks—not even sheriffs or the rally. If the Hart- iffs had read the | wspapers they would have known | the guard. be an alley the with sheriffs, deputy To {he Every One of the Following Fur Coats is a Special Offering and Affords a Splendid Opportunity for Christmas Gift Selection $98 $100 $150 $198 $249 $185 $149 $200 $249 $200 $129 $550 gendarmerie gen sh onment for life. ss str deputy zia this year, Those Italians would be {rritat ml‘ to that it anybody should even shoot at the King. ‘ . | Act ‘m,“ (Scone: The home of Mr. ‘\lrs Abj some time after th (HHEA He has returncd | dinner and she 18 weeping “flamiing | Abies “Weeping wit wa Tihere W wasnit ) any: ; ; ! car? Because I referce it a | yp, T e B e ! should hear? Tecause I referce |urd YOUL' in 1660, Tk when M woled | oht qa T Kiux Kk should | g that wa it had reason to think | 5 . * play it bascball wit de Knights from dad had set it afire. By e crying, you are. Ain't I good by you? nize diamond 1 are under speclal it, it} duck down | mail trucks rules and that they know won't be another for a long time. | SEALINE FUR COATS— Of prime buck peltgtesion e sen. SQUIRRELETTE FUR COATS— IWath ‘eollars’ of fox fur o LN e NEAR SEAL FUR COATS— With shawl collars of marmink fur.... NATURAL MUSKRAT FUR COATS— Diagonally worked pelts, fox fur collars FUR COATS—In three colors, and trimmed with Lynx, Beaver, Fox, Fitch NORTHERN SEAL FUR COATS—With Mushroom collars of beige Squirrel. . .. KID CARACUL FUR COATS— In cocoa and platinum with fox collars CARACUL FUR COATS— With layge: fur collars - iis.eie, SILVER MUSKRAT FUR COATS— Withifox collans "o DSt ot s MARMINK FUR COATS— Of handsomely worked pelts .. NORTHERN SEAL FUR COATS— In extra large sizes ..... NATURAL GRAY SQUIRREL FUR COAT With platinum fox collar ............ SEAL PLUSH COATS Eilabc;m]te].\' ]ilflt‘d and trimmed with chinchiilette fur collars and cuffs. $42 50 Coats of Hudsen Seal Fur Fabric Anniversary Sale Price With handsome “Queen Anne” col- $89.00 may ust as well to = ) i and To date there are punished crimes, not cover charge, 1,864,237 counting the 7 betore ¢ they ¥ hefor next time they sce one. | AN EXAMPLE, ANYWAY END O i | The g;ml.»nmnl on lum.mgv_um IN THIS CITY | avenue who complains that the. fill- ling i Farmington avenue | The good word formerly spoken in | dump is forcing water to remaln in th of these rules which are for a protec- tion of my life. be rep- | er in Sat- in of the between Principal Orrin L. Judd of the | fayor of carnivals in this city was| Broad street school in Plainville h!l}!l force in his his garden, damaging {and woodwork He's a rather clean boy if at 16 | 2112.10, ) he still calls them girls instead of | fut and prudent calculator. | “women.” We have vegetable: they were liked by some parts of the vegetables to the extent of ex-’ is no doubt rould happe presentatives on but not for sev L Bt - RO GO EASY T0 STOP TH § DOCTC0S DECLARE | | |But Tt Is Hard to Find alj§ medy That Children Lil | PARENTS SHOULD REMEMBER THIS || into be highly The st school is only two blocks from nd though there that t v represented they provided | this pledge He is to put population, school. mended for such acton. actly a care- com- | “cheap, inno am®ement,” and | Broad | (), the a legitimate isn't a good rock PO no hesitancy, in saying that not one person out of 100 could have, or would have, living which BEes to ed to them. i of them vould have have knocked | arguments o i off the ten cents or added another that | Buckley of i y 1 's paste.” Dorothy Dix says ladies weep less | 1* e now. My gosh! What is there left| Arrs. Abie: tofcryitant | with it? Able: “vell, aln't §t7' "’ (There isa t s the curtain plays, softly enterprise which gave a chance to ain't you Iris sl in't you Ir hway, “What's that g Coliege hi strolling amusement special traffic officer at the high- | a spe ) . figured dam- to do is purveyors fo make a upils have 1 1ch 2 nicety. At least most his done. k. the Broa en known to dis- 1 to the 5 should not he deni it's a sham-roc als. Something ha pledg are the For two such 14 turned children of e e good, in spite of | 80 cents “to make it even.” | ing erockery : the orchest | Irish Ros tr Not only man John G. 1d street school safe but 1h Not so the gentleman whose let- ter called atte the | second ward could do about it hated convictions and on to conditions re- . She Didn't Say No! There a young fellow of ! Who courtcd an ove The ardent youn Made her sit in his lap And his legs buckied under th College highway crossing, hey | Buckley carnivals and had sulting from filling in the dump. | He is to | Whether his complaint does an Zood or whether it falls on idle ears at it at least advertises 7 as a man of unusual watch- | | »es and a defender of his pro- i perty 1 Ives to that fol- Incidents of are safe elsewhere when they re- determinat be congratulated. | Me. councilmanic fiat, 1 is is too late to member t Now, through The “slaughter he innoce carnivals are barred. If anybody | Modern typwriters are much bet- ter than the old ones, but still have no spectal place to park the gum. has been a subject of mournful com- Anything that in the slightest slaughter is going to miss them it city hall, at st ment. aids in preventing this squeak about it. They won't be seen him e Those who said dime novels would ruin klds were wrong. Perhaps modern prophets aren't any better. | | | | 1| in this city unless the ordinance work well performed; a duty that|some future time is rescinded. all are willing to perform. This is them prominence to school chil A The carnivals had the repy lowed in their wake. < e This is not a trivial maiter. The | pledge, which : should be taught along wit B. sion lesson 1t points ou | s that if every | no i 12 || citizen calculated the dimes in this| Coolidge TFlorida fs ready v damaged cash been repaired. for the rush. every reglster has throw they h the good character were credited to the fashion the noble art 'of domestic bookkeeping would be a universal accomplishment, givi re time, 25 Years Apa Taday The U rtos matl au are inv ing the case Princcton g Among the things on the instalment polygamy. presence of various carnivals, The teaching of such a pledze is utilized to now operated plan in America | though they were u a duty of parents as well as school 3 plenty to oceupy our spa teachers. enefit T py our was sl - more MAKE of a cloak to permit the oA 1t takes a real patriot to get mad \ur"\n\n the trust that flecces nm ers is Dritish ins n. it 1 od Liver Ol adies love It and folk to “operate” under a public they 2 of g0od W ritie Correct this sentones of two | glrl,"” she said to the strange s which | T'll ride with you even olen fr fter be- | ly midnight sent M a ‘l)ul Ya ff grad- | (Protecied by Publishers "I S GRIGAG MAN KILLED FOR GANG VENGEANGE 41} I-nL’;:u:r‘ mas E'n- | Body of George Martind, Sought By | the Big Thi less zood will 1§ asunder for all so that at the lar and cuffs of Marmink fur. These coats are handsomely lined Tomorrow is them fro gnort yea incil una ceeee As ever ounce of knows, New n who put them Mhe tickets did tiord pub- | PRACTICE FILLD ither they were sent, but they fleld. | FOR FOOTBALL up in the hands of a specu- e % = lator in New Haven. hen Superintendent of te fire mars 41 lm been in | Wainright Me vestlgating the in Willow 1 [57ien ot s v ad ettt barn of Jacoh Appell, whic turned last week, but it whether he discovered enior high school will Har Clarkin A - By GLUYAS WI.LIAMS lie Hartfgrd. It's to little wild time, » our own Tommy puts on some record a home-made show of denied morial Police Yor Year, Found His Expericnce r son i Has he and pep The Harttord and to the high In Auto. Nov, going | ever | ancient rivalry between the New school football squad for pra Ha 19 P—The hody of a former conviet N arch t s fou wheel schools ted by a de- dates from when the § he worked all ion.” Wind. n being |not Jackson: summer in a ish | sought for a ye | ist in labor stif lumped over the ember d of Tt 22 the Royal war started. Folk got het up in those y will appear at th dn't get | had s everybody co of an ards they A. Debati h nts should be taxe and A. H. Star The Four-Leaf My wife was due to come | from her vacation that afternoo Just as I returned from 1 realized, with a sinking sensa the stor h, that I had left : aphed photo horus 1 1 Clover Clu s by h n over starting a Froy : he firs en by gang vengeance 4 ctim of a recent renewal of war ong labor factions, hiamed series of hombings ago lie was indicted others for the o frust but escaped Mngerprints fugutive was known hen he was sent to ti ary for killlng a man er he was paroled. Martini was in a car \d | a trade association. | 4 pile of large ston s reported 1o the | Martini evidently de his | while on a cruise to last | glass windows in an v Hurlburt is inves- | campaign in connection with some ! h, ion of in af- we e that day gained in for a well, of LA 5IT5 DOWN ON CURB - STONE AND TRIES VARIOUS ARGUMENTS TO GET TATH- [Q OR MOTHER T TIE IT' M |15 TOLD NOT T 60 ANGH - £R SITP UNTIL AES TIED [THAT SHOESTRING | DOES uL WANT TO TRIPON IT? i with s eeided that the tes should re-establish the army ' Affirmative, H. H. Bar I W. Bacon; negative, and Fi. W Ve L bomb FAILING IN THAT, DEMANDS WELL WILL THEY WAIT FOR HIM? imphrey, ivor of hate will United ac- room too it 1 a , on table. 1 realize to do anything turned to the telephone reservations for some y rope when the telepho I picked up the receiver “This is your next-door nelg on the w 15 TOLD THEY WILL. |F HE'S GUICK, AND SETS LEISURELY TO WORK dow tion of irres losed s M the living 1 that it about was to malk ace in En- bell ¢ hbo! wi intim dads, their Schommer ) —Walter L. i 4 their cot i in Hmsee and Autos Are Destroyed as Barn Burns Miillville, Mass, Nov, 10 (&) Observation "8 burne to e On The Weather : Most] mornin was on from Barnsdale to away from Injuns rite after T was home and kill some skool. But going to Six th in a motor rite outside the skoolhouse I| met the minister, and ha sed, “Heer, my littl , 1 will wawk home | with yo | | no periods were 1s part of the game. And our advicc to that band is to have three drum- So I could not run away from | home ABANDONS SHCESTRING 16 TOLD HE ISN'T BEING | HALFWAY [N ORDER TO QUICK THEY'RE EXAMINE BIT OF COLORED TO WALK ON SIOWLY GLASS IN RONDWAY TES SHOESTRING AND CATCHES UP AT LAGT BY TOLLOWS HALF A BLOCK WHICH TIME SHOE \sm\\, HAS BEHIND SHOUTING ~ COME UNTIED AGAIN, TATHER | PLEASE WAIT! SIGHS AND TIES IT WHILE MOH IR GOES BACK 0 GET HIS BEAR WHICH HE LEFT BEHIND mers and for the bals. The comp extra players cym it day. And that nite had chiken a creem for suppir! eminy crickets! t was my fucky —James Dale Jr. and gold needs an ac- we of it ice noise, enon Forocast Mos bout $20 “Robin Hood's Larder" 0od forest in which, tradition, Robin Hood the decr he had slain, to dro at stuft accompany s lay! (5 yea ing the . 1 wh Wh the por- in nort northwest 15 a ziu ) both teams will g fresh to Jused to hide (Some Lucky persons deserve Days—participating their those game in a crippled con-|g 101 and’ west. wina