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boards to investigate such petitions | thoroughly, and make recommenda- | tions concerning the individuals. | Merely recommending blanket in- | | creases is not enough. It is not gno.l} New Britain Heral HARALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Heraid Blg. ¢ Church @treet | | ocedure for the Common Council | to ep | , with no guarante to attempt separate the sh from the god that the work will be well perform- SUBSCRIPTION RATES $1.90 & Year. $2.00 Three Months 76c. = Month. ed. It this matter. Let the boards take up | Entered at the Post Office at New Britain is time for a little reform inj as Becond Class Mall Matter, nd make in- | The | cach case individually TELEPHONB CALLS dividual Business Office 928 | Editoria) Room! 926 The only profitable advertising mediwm in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers. recommendations. | boards are more apt to know the | exact conditions in connection with | men nder their jurisdiction on the : adopted | hood of individu this method were less likeli- salary list. there would be Member of the Associated Press. SRR he Associated Press fs exclusively en-| titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherw credited in this paper and also local cews published therein. about by the inability of the Council to judge the situation, The salary commttee of the Coun- | cil, which arbitrati in effect has the fi Member Audit Burean of Circulation. The A. B. C. fs a pational organisation which furnishes newspapers and adv tisers with s strictly honest analyste of circulation. Our circulation tice are based upon this audit. This insures protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figu.es to both national and | local advertisers. n of recammendations, | is expected, of course, to guard the | city's money like it would its own; | but on the other hand it should take | care not to n kely for the city to lose s of some le rvi dally tn New | valu employe through a too The Herald is on sal York at Hotaling’s Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. | reason b de R e s SOME QUESTIONS FOR ALDERMAN JUDD Why is it that Alderman William H. Judd should be so fearful of be- | ing compelled to answer a question regarding money paid out of th city coffers without the sanction o the Common Council? It is for this re- parsimonious attitude, that 1 g individual tter information i cases from the boards and commissions would be of | such far-reaching advantage. THE VITAL SUBJECT “OUTLAWING WAR"| The address given by Dr Hill Protestant s George | W. M ject of * [o} before the Association, on the sub- laming Mars,” contained a Why s it that Alderman Juc officer as the Common | Wealth of Information and aptly presiding Council meets, should so vigorously smother an attempt to ask an hon- est question about a vital matt Why is it that Alderman Judd, aided and abetted by Alderman David L. Nair, who hurriedly inter- jected a motion to adjourn, should lend himself to such methods? What is there about this payment of $750 to special counsel to assist Judge John H. Kirkham, corpora- tion counsel, that cannot nd the councilmanic spotlight at this tim True, the last meeting of the Common Council called to consider an agenda of topics and the query about the $750 not on the agenda. Alderman Judd, | if he has suddenly become a stickler | for considering only such topics advertised,” could have taken the trouble to explain why the question | about the $750 might be left over for follow meeting. This would not have taken more than and took up ry angle of the anti-war | controversy. An evident intent to be fair permeated the paper; its nature was one appealing to every thought- | ful man and woman To outlaw war in the a 50, method de- serit may seem istic—too | railroading | much perhaps, for some hard- | headed folk | much who do not believe in hu was idealism, the man race has i | scen considered | idea commonplac that r 1500 become a | of life, | listic in th That war in most instances is the | result of “vicious policies of selfish | was leaders” there can | That was the | wa | and scheming scarcely be a doubt. was | reason for t the last and it was ought for a {ime afterwards that | | because the fangs had been cut from | some of the leaders believed to have for it that the| warfare was Stin, ~minor Leen responsible ¥ of enormously possit future lessene there the ng have been some wars: ones —since that time, with much conse- | probably would | quent suffering No one talk in few minutes at) have been satisfactory to the minor- o tha sasnitall ity party. favor of war; Mars has no | Instead of doing the obvious act esy toward Sablotsky, | public friends. But the belief in war As Dr. | believers Councilman Samuel the sixth ward councilman found him- selt squelched, affronted and waved aside with an air of utter contempt. The facts are that tl committee 875 stants as an Hill in of cour institution still exists however, candidly says, such war an institution are en- tirely sincere—quite as sincere as | differ- the | those who oppose it. Tt is a > finan t ence of mental outlook of upon paid the to the | centuries-old practice interna- | speclal counsel as without | tional dueling. giving the Common Council an op-| In a day when the Leaguc of Na- | i c R ment. | tions is functioning as best it can as It is logical for any counciln why this p an instrument of arbitral settlement, when World Court in citizen, to ask for such paym dherence is still | issue 1 was taken, supposed to pass under the scr of the Common Council. If the poration the Common Council, in the city governme know about it and be willing to foot the bills. If the Common Council is not to have a say In such mat what is it The railroading are this country, when the tiny for peaceful 1 nt topic to national e | settlements of | cor- lisputes still scems an | counsel needs assistance 1ders of all hodies ches as a hody—all de- hesi- | they t, should lons includ o in do not e on which side nflug ought to have inal outco for, anyway? slopen paramount in the minds of the ints. Searcely a wing in the Council. Tt is high 1 with the discovery citizens realized the possibilit gas guaranteed able to potentialities of the railroading prin- 1t was only Si N0 year pass ciple In the city gov veally fortunate that t $750 involved, instead of $75 it is a case of b the h railroading it lher amount as casily ithout exag lower. contlict would The principle is dead be rosa committee Wro rivilization as w there ht, no railroading, = ways to sub ments by the financ or any othe and a greater sur ¥ committes total of nduct in N and gentlemanly cc Common Counc JOB FOR BOARDS, NOT TOR COUNCIL Why is it that boards or commissions « is the annua selves without o ing that body tions It is rea settle properly? By the provisions PREVENTING DISASTER annual justments 1 Thes boards. ber. In the past the | | eumey them, with tions to the Common (o judication, giving that bod hectic troubles weiime aldermen, knowing Bill department ought to receive of a I v how much Jones in know of the valu 1432 dating from come to an exact onclusion. Som tims right and sometimes tch a proceed rate, they guess at in must ha protected. It ought to be the duty of the'It is meally astonishing that such a' | nite | the proposal to construct a’ city gar- | time therc has been no disagreement | regarding the advisability of such an | of the Common Counci!, two mem-| | neighboring towns | them, are a necessity. Gold 2,016 ) portion adhering to the han melts at a temperature of degrees. building, its manifest weak. nesses, could have been used for living purpose until now without discovering the true nature of the| ..y il shortly perform in New Britain again. Constable W. C. Hart of Plain- ville was in New Britain today to pick up an offender wanted in the neighboring town. The committee on bookkeeping met last night and will recommend that George P. Spear be employed to take the subject in hand and make a detailed statement with recommendations. The excitement of St. fair is the contest for popular ladies soclety. Last night the vote was: Valiant hive 198, Ladies' Auxiliary, 119, Lady Forest- ers 40. B. H. Webb council, Royal Ar- canum, again defeated Hartford's whist team last evening, winning by 29 points and taking a lead of 36. At the literary meeting of the Women's club here yesterday, Mrs. Harry Castle of Plainville read a paper on “Tammany Hall. John Trumbull has presented his fgiends with portions of the venison steak which he brought back from faine on his hunting trip. Among the new children’s books at the New Britain Institute is “In the Hands of the Cave-Dwellers,” by G. A. Henty. New Britain finally won a polo game last night, defeating Water- bury, 2 to 1, before 800 spectators in that cit structure. TIME TO ACT ON INCINERATOR It is time indeed that some defi- action were taken regarding bage incinerator. This question has been a subject for desultory debate for some years, and though nothing definite has eventuated during that Joseph's the most improved method of garbage dis- Only the cost, it seems, ha officials from | posal. holding back proper step forward—| been taking one they fully realize must be taken the some time. he committee of investigation this year consists of four members bers of the health board, the super- intendent of health, and the city More data apparently is| and such a committee 1f it| goes to work wholeheartedly, ought| to be able to get all the conviction in the way of data it needs. It is to he hoped that at the meeting of the committee tonight the spirit pre- vailing will be one that the time for | ion h And the de tails and deductions are in, weigh- ed, analyzed and dissected the next | move will be to recommend that an Monday: The da appropriation for an incinerator be | start out broke again. the next T engineer. needec s arrived, Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN after all data, v on which you included in municipal | budg appropri the money. It Mark Twain, or some other cele brity, who said the way to proceed| Question In geography: | country do women say, is to procced. The way to get a| oy o'y (. garbage inclnerator—which ingly everyone agrees is a prime te—is to proceed to get one. | nesslike. requi : In twentieth century patois, “Let's| it's his. go. Raise: A means by which you te was | payments. Tn what Am I as seem- e Treating Vare this way isn't busi- If a man pays for a thing, Fven though the elephant _ | licked in places, disgruntled prophets GNS FOR MOTORISTS | don't say it was a shell of its former WITHIN THE CITY | el Instaliation of more signs of di- | rection upon poles within the city | exact division of property. That with general approval.|would be a way to give an American | husband his share. In Russia, divorce requires an will meet Antolsts, especially strangers, should not be compelled to stop to ask citizens upon the sidewalks as to the to most elementary directions Too many autolsts from else- where, when motoring through the city, have become “lost’ 'in the mazes of twists and turns incident to passage through our midst. New The man who wonders what be- comes of worn-out flivvers docsn't live in a college town. Britain an easy city in which to lose one’s way; signs, and plenty of Th also state road system at last is ted through the elty,| to the satisfaction of motor- ind much ists who are acquainted with what At any rate the Fascists are bet- ter marksmen than the opposition. A village Is a place where each filling station is supported by the owner's relatives. | New | are going in for more designations | lentiess motoring this is a necessity | “113” on poles means. These cryptic figures on trolley poles, contrary to the Dbellef of the unsuspecting, we! not placed there by the Connecti- cut company, but by the state, and to the number of the| highway running through Britain, from Hartford to Plainville and beyond. The same system of careful indi- of roads is being expanded throughout the state, and all cities O1d Dobbin had faults, but you didn't have to adjust his carburetor for cold weather. It you wonder about his financial rating, ask him whether he thinks the rich all go to hell. they relate state The task of missionarles s much | easier in lands where the people can't read about white cation Women don't really prefer home- ly men. They just like the contrast as o how to get through them with- | that makes them shine. The Charleston you can't tell whether it is a c changed styles or rheumatism. out getting lost. In these days of re- T ovine ook bt asc of of no small importance. New Brit- ain, far from being a hard nut to crack, is going to be *easy” for the read they | salesmen get you all balled up. Well, a refund on last year's | come tax might prevent any more { snch accldents as happened on No- | vember 2nd. sO\'lrl)“ motorists who can arive, | | < o | CHORAL SOCIETY AN ASSET TO OITY The New Britain Choral dircetors | Sweetie: A pink and white crea- ture whose emptiness, when | gives the waiter her order, scems to | include more than her head | arc having the annual dis- cussion of what to do during the present scason, Our advice is Lo put the ep forward and continue Correct this sentence: {eut my bhair,” said the | exactly as T wanted it.” | (Protected by Publishers Syndicate) “You have man, “just in the path of the past, which has been quite successful, ¢ choral society is too import- 1 of community to permit any other | ant th plan an asset in the cultural life Observation On The Weather cxpense mig w| Washington, Nov { for Southern New Englani tonight and Friday; warnier and in ecastern Massach day; colder Friday night cast and southeast winds hecoming strong and westerly Friday Forecast for Eastern N Rain and warmer tonigl rain probably changing to &now west portiol colder IFrilay Iriday night; fresh to strong and southeast winds, ng westerly Frida Conditions turbance has 1 castward over the lak Ohlo valley and thence te Carolina co: A turbance is central over ginia n is falling troit, Michigan, Pittsburgh, v v Columbus to be embarked upon, “re iy much effort and expense | to giving choral work | the high standard of | 18— Forecast Rain tonight ts I sing probably filng to peth hout impairing stand- di- York: Friday in | cast w 25 V. ears;g;ro Today str ing authoritati it may b 1 will withd i 2 could | The movi I terior dis- i strurs north-north- E gion, 1he nd | was sent to | right elee- itutlonal delegates. wanted $1,200, a $400 ine; $100 an The Dorsey, e the duties, Schuey, 1 salary 1emselves with for an content The select second W from stward ry application ter tion for con southe insylvania Snow s ¢ Ohio and we and Des Moines for Demo- Kansas City Temperatures are r in the middle Atlantic states but lecided fall in temperatn stern Ohio vall Mr is the seginning | 1 spring, no | from the ¢ attend a | Westward the inte as|and the plains states Conditions favor rain tonight and warmer tonight a prevails ion distri roin Curtis, ses next wlowed to over rior ) has registered ich caucus he will attend girl ewelry store Waood with a ul for Friday hie vicinity | | A of 8.| somewhat i | pain ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR XIDAZX 'FAMOUS ESSENTIAL O1L TABLETS FOR! wire and band of her finger ring made a circuit. There was a bright flash and some of the gold fused, one of a live electri The Wesleyan Mandolin and Glee | | | Send all communications to Fun | hop Editor, care 0f the New Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New Yol [ o Who'll Found One, Folks? Why not a humorversity, Where folks could study how to be perts in the one art on earth | Not overcrowded—that of Mirth! | The Brute Roger (blushing slighty): “I call- ed to see your father today.” Eleanor (letting her eyes fall): “Oh Rogers, did you?” Rogers: “Yes, he has been owing | money to our firm for a long time.” —Sunny | WHEN BLAC A REFORM SORELY NEEDED I will admit that T am one Who'd think it mighty nice If hunting licenses were sold So I could go shoot dice! —Arthur H. .o Gentlemen Prefer— |She looked at me, T looked at her. IHer glance scemed to “You cur! IS READ N Paulus, i | under- The car Wwas packed, you stand, {And she was late, and had to stand. | This done, the city shm:h!| can take one one more sct of casy | And though she trod upon my feet, | | | | | | vilization. | The hard part of buying a car is | ¢ 1,00ks to MR. THOMPSO deciding what one to buy after six | GENERAL . | “She | his father, and that's w | tional hooks bound in leather at one And though she glared and glared and red And everybody stared and stared. I did not offer her my seat. Perhaps you think that makes me ot A scurvy, low-bred, boorish lout: A dumb, unlettered, churlish clown? | You're wrong. I wasn't sitting down! nk L. Bireeanty | Aiming High Gerald: “Well, Bill. T have realiz- got ed two of my greatest ambitions. William: “What are the: Gerald: “I have won a Picture o contest and T have broken into | THE FUN SHOP.” —Elswood TFargey GETTING JUST A LITTLE BIT HARD (Overheard by Mildred Cremer) Mrs. Thompson (in a whisper)— Come into the llving room, Harry. There's a lady salesman in there, and T've been trying to get rid of her for an hour. She wants to sell | us some books for little Herbie. Thompson—By George, T can get rid of her! What did you let her in for! Trouble with you is that you're afraid to say NO! Tl show you how to handle 'em. You've got to get a little hard, that's all. (They enter the living room) Saleswoman—Oh, how do you DO Mr. Thomp: Thompson (gruffly)—IHow do you do! I'm sorry, but we don't want anything today, Good afternoon! Saleswoman—I was just telling your wife that you have the hand- | somest child! And now I sce the reason for it! Herble looks just like 1 think he should have a set of these educa- hundred dollars, and— son—But T— Saleswoman—They tell me that you are general manager of Banks & Co.! My, how wonderful! How thrilling It must be to have a po- sition like that! How can yon ever | do it! T'm sure that little Herhie will make a big success in life, | too, with such a won-der-ful father | and a set of these educational books bound in leather at ,one hundred { dollars— "Thompson—Well—er- Saleswoman—Y How george ously thrilling this is going to be Just think! I'm going to sell a set| the | MANAGER of Banks| Goodness! T'l remember T live! Now just sign & Co.! this as long a In- | 0re, Mr. Thompson. Thompson—Er—you might send me two sets. One for Herbie and one for—well, we might have an- other one sometimes, Yes, Ma'am. she [1¢ Well-Known Advertising Slogans Were (] Ilustra “Time To Retire" WHAT PRICK JRY (Produced At THE FUN SHOP Joke Factory) B. V. D. was a B, V. D, glrl.” “How come lorn very dumb.” Centre Colonel | As Whitten By Other Fun Contributors. | 0. 1. Hanley: “When I called on her and proposed marriage she said C. 0) it [ Robbins | that | Hantey Shop “What did she mean by “Call On Daddy.” Helene Vanquer | S 0. S Margret: “When the row-boat capsized he told me to 8. O, &" | question of fact or {nformation by | sulphate. in the world. the names Florence and Marie? | sp Natali e wanted nal for help, did he?" Margret: “No, he meant Sink or Swim.” ou to sig- spring and the grubbing will have to be repeated. In the course of a couple of years it will be possible to completely eradicate them. Q. If a candidate on the repub- lican ticket polls 700 votes and a candidate who is on both the demo- cratic and labor ticket polls 600 democratic votes and 200 labor votes which one wins? A. The democratic-labor candi- date, because he received the high- est number of votes. Q. Can you give me the names of some brothers and sisters both of whom are in the movies? A. Some of the best known are: Colleen Moore and Cleve Moore; Norma and Constance Talmadge; Thomas and King Meighan; Tom, Owen and Matt Moore; Mary and Jack Pickford; Lillian and Dorothy Gish; Lols Wilson and Diana Kane; Dolores and Helene Costello; Fa- rina and Aroma, of the “Our Gang" comedies. Q. Where Uganda? A. Numidia was an kingdom and Roman province in North Africa corresponding nearly to the present Algeria. Uganda fs a British protectorate and former native kingdom in East Africa. How many known species of in- sents are there? A. A conservative estimate is 5,000,000 but Riley, the famous en- tomologist, gives 10,000,000, Q. How many spots are there on a leopard? A, The number varies with the animal. So far as we know no count has ever been made, From what is Rosemary oil made? A. From the Rosemary plant, an erect evergreen shrub 4 to § feet | high with linear leaves and pale bluish flowers, growing in sunny| places on racks, old walls, etc., in the Mediterranean region. It 4 B ’ generally cultivated as an ornamen Q. What is the difference be-|(3) 3nq aromatic shrub. The es: tween a romance and a novel? |51 oil," obtained from the leaves, - Aromance i a story dealing iy froquently used as.a perfume with love as the principal element. |y "GN, IO00 838 herfume A novel is a narrative in story form | yyypeary < water, Spirit of Rose- including romance, mystery, hIStory, | mars mads by distiling osenrs biography, ete. | with rectified spirit, is used to per- Q. What part did Louise Fazen ume lotions and liniments. da play in the photoplay “The| Q. Where do the “Selungs” live? Bat’ | A, They are the inhabitants of A. The maid. |the * Mergui ~Archipelago in the Q. What are some by-products | €astern part of the Bay of Bengal, of coal? off the coast of Tenasserim; a primi- A. Th light, medium | tive seafaring people of doubtful nd heavy oils pitch; gas; | cthnological relations. They are mmonia and the nitrogen contents | probably the original population of | of ammonia, known as ammonium | Burma. The crude gas can be| Q. Which are the oldest known used as a starting point for a long | clvilizations in the world? list of dy medicines, explosives The oldest. for which records and other chemicals. exist, are the Mesopotamian Val- What railroad in the United |1F (Assyria, Babylonla), Egypt and States or the world has the most China. miles of track? OLD, HAS CELEBRATION —“Rusty” Lippert .« o0 oe A man goes through college degrees! by B. S. Mathilda: ““Muriel says it was at college in the quiet of her room that she got her B. S.” Ethel: “Bachelor of Science?” Mathi'da: “No; Best Smoke.” —Doris Jean Tierney (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) is Numidia and ancient QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any writing to the Questlon Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions wil receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. are coke; Reichsbahn Gasellschaft with about 33,000 miles of track has the most | | night found only the usual Wednes= day night theatrical crowds. The ceremonies were begun yes- terday with a 21-gun salute and speeches at Battery Park, including one by Major General Charles P. Summerall on the eve of his dee parture to Washington to become chief of staff of the United States army, after serving as commander of the Second Corps area. Miss Irene French, as Miss Broad- way, was on today’'s proram to drop flowers from one of a fleet of airs planes selected to fly over the citys An item of the program was the releasing of 10,000 colored balloons at noon from the roof of the new Paramount building at Times Square. The celebration ends night with the formal opening of the new Paramount theater, to which 4,500 guests, including Gov- ernor Smith, Mayor Walker and Thomas A. Edison, have been in- vited. tomorrow Driver Has to Chase Boy To Take Him to Hospital Milo Romano, aged 10, of 121 Whiting street, suffered injuries abo* the back when he was struck by an automobile owned by Charles ¥. Dawley of 2731 Park street and driven by Arthur F. Dawley of the same address, about 7:45 last eve« ning on Park street. He was treated at New Britain General hos« pital after Mr. Dawley chased him, tha boy, apparently more frighten< ed than hurt, attempting to run away after being struck. Mr. Dawley reported to Tfeuten- ant Bamforth at police headquarters that he ‘was driving west on Park treet and had just passed Maple treet when the boy, who was play< ng with three companions, ran ‘ rom the north side of the street and was struck by the right front fender. Carl Zotter of 85 Shuttle Meadow avenue, who was in the automobile, corroborated Mr. Dawse ley's version of the accident. Student Arrested After Fatal Fight With Teacher Meridian, Miss., Nov. 18 (P—Weh< ster Hall, 18, was held here yestere day on a charge of assault with ind tent to kill pending an investigation! into the death of Professor T. Ry Lake, head of the Lake Commercial college. Professor Lake died yesterday morning of injuries said to have been received in an encounter with Hall, a student in the business colleges The fight was alleged to have grown out of the refusal of Lake to refund to Hall money paid in advance for tuition when the student decided to leave the school. CONTRIBUTED Complains of Water T lived at 148 Farmington avenue What are the meanings of 51.95 miles, but the Deutsche Q. Three Day Birthday Party Is Being A. Ilorence means flourishing, Observed On New York's i and Marie means exhalted. Q. How does the speed of elephant compare with that_ of White Wi | - ite Way | a| New York, Nov. 18 (P—Broadway | is 300 vears old and is celebrating with a three-day birthday party. The Manhattan Tsind the famous old thoroughfare that | sectoin of | for can- An Elephants are not used but for endurance and not be compared to a horse, for six years and never had a bit of trouble with water going and staying in my cellar. It seems to me that the filiing in of the dump oa Farmington avenue ig for worse instead of for better. Now that the dump is almost filled in, it forces ¢ all the water to stay In my garden and damaging vegetables and wood- work to the amount of one hundr 2,200 pounds slephant will on carry from long, 1,700 Journeys, maintaining a steady pace of about iy and twelve dollars and ten cents. ADAM MIERZEJEWSKI extend. from Bat Park to Al- bany s decorated with a profusion | | Are they | difficulties was discharged. of flags and bunting, but extra po- | licemen detailed to keep over-en- | thusiastic celebrants in check lust | 4 miles an hour. Q. What are the names of the negroes who have graduated from READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR YOUR W the United States Military Academy? n the army now? The three negroes who gradu- ated from West Point were Henry O. Flipper, John H. Alexander and Charles Young. Henry O. Flipper, the first graduate served for a time in the regular army but because of He then went to Mexico. John H. Alexan- der, 1887, the sccond graduate, died March 26, 1894 while scrving as military instructor at Wilberforce University. Charles Young. 1889, the third negro graduate, was re- tired fn 1917 with the rank of colonel. He died January 8, 1922, Q. Tsit possible to eradicate morning glory? A. It i possible but difficult. 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