New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 15, 1926, Page 6

. ) peva i R A e New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Taued Datly (Bunday Bacepted) | 4% Herald Bldg, ¢7 Church Btreot [ | SUBSCRIPTION RATES 000 8 Year 2,00 Three Montha $ 75¢, a Month 4 at the Post Office at New Brituim | Eolerel feiond. Class Mail Matter, TELEPHONM CALLS Business Office 98 Editoria) Roo 923 The- only profitable advertia'ng medium ta the City. Circulation books and press | room siways open to advertiseis. Member of the Assoctated Press. The Associated Press s exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise Gredited m this paper -and also local| news published therein. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. The A. B. C. s a nationai organization | which furnishes Dewspapers And dver | tisors with & strictly honest anaiyele of | circulntion Our circulation statistics | re bused upon this mudit ‘This ios Aistribution figu ce to both national and local advertisers. | The Herald f» on sale dally 1o York st Hotaling's Newsstand, Time Square; Schultz's Newsstauds, Bntrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. et ——Why is it that we now hear less about the bountiful harvest of | Florida real estate? Toos ot —The trial of the Texas cl man has been postponed until ‘Hall-Mills serlal s over. ——Another week has during which to settle the Russell can be the dawned street controversy—if this dene in a week. iy L ¥ | — Gene Tunney seems to be s0 | popular as a champion that nobody as vet has been hankering for a chance to knock his block off. Rl —_All the weather man needs tc do to be popular during the autumn to furnish good football weather overy Saturday afternoon. | __The traffic snafl at th Center is at its apex at noon and at 6 p. m. Mifteen minutes later the traffic policeman can go home, if the chief would let him. —The editor of the New York World has razzed college foothall to a ragged edge—on the editortal page | —but the editor dev mueh space it on the sporting just as to sporting pag we may co-operate with 1t, also ¢ f the are any howes very well, then drop the ohjections, The British coal st but finished. The likel less American coal may short ought 1 America. But will it? idering the overseas within to mean —Co trucks which figure in is ‘eonstrained to ask; fleations compared have truck with locc neers? In our possibility of use of the machines w vastly increased. It is rar mechani accidents due to the aily bas ever, to meet with such a mizhap as b fell the New Britain ped while man who St and broke blow by fate s struck. ——Down in the ) state the voters vote for ¢ and county countin who knows without {he anda been dizcov Democratic aldn’ Philadelphia count of in some war ing to the was a perfe Supreme of 170 Justice progressiv tribunal. T when Pres him for confirmatios ruin tie the court. think a member permit his jud Justice ¥ one of th adminis COLLECTING OUR MAIL Postr i system of collecting m, each Sunday from boxes along| f L wise mail at 10 p. the main streets. It is on Sunday that person thinks of writing that long- deferred missive to his kin in dis- tant parts. Flo usually posts the let- ter nightfall, without doubt. O Heretofore such family mail has| the hoxes until the next it not maliled early in the toward a lain in morni The v h silent satisfaction. system chould give The ate about aay. aver- Person may proeras tng personal rs, but once he cd such letters he is bet- 1 to have them started on their way promp regutar force, this on rowth of the also 1t dence that New Britain is making accon clty, is is further evi strides forward In actuality as well as according to popular esti TRAFFIC COURTS Police court cases in New DBritain —conforming with the dev 'n;~|m|\" in most other cities in Connecticut— jons of I motor to concern the cars at least half the ti seem Vi incidental to driving of Charges of reckless driving, driving without a license, driving while under th influence of strong drink, speeding violating traffic regulations, park- ing forbidden territory or cars on staying parked too long at limited | areas, collisions, stealing c and other heterogeous adventuring with the modern juggernaut—these | make up the majority of “cases.” The police court, then, has been 1ed into a species of tx e chief competition are cases originating from the violations of | the prohibition law. The suggestion been made that the city Not much s have a tratfle court. progress was registered how | fixed tha court facilities are ample to handle Perhaps that relative there er, because the idea seems present the automobile cascs. point is well taken. 1t the tinues at e plenty of it is automobile situation con- | its pres gait and the ment and ai lass which per | r of ‘condign p not more wilely the into court on ru addit seminated among virtually rides al of | tires, then the exp malntain E traffic court. far dis not b Perhaps judges will aveid this expe discouragin t THAT ¢ At th ) ‘ the average | | [ tem o aistr paying a fair price for apples—but the producers do not get more than a small share of what the con- sumers pay. Natur: has done its share to pro vide o plenteous crop. But the ays- ibution is faulty. JUGGLING llon has been one of TAX Secretary ! inch proponents of debt re duction while the time is propitious. The seer bui he is a ated T debts ity at have just like st of us, sound financier. He has peate the is when me 1y time to reduc ney is free, prospe peopie heir ohl ons. | nm he hus said in it billion doilars from its | probably | The to] effect, finds casier today off a bis i war d an in the futur pite of will be the tary may have his fauits, | Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN A man f{s as old &s the back of his neck looks, Happy thought! Let the wets ate to wet States and the drys mig | to ary states . -going could get If only the e 2 gning notes. cinated agains The Constituti tain rights which tain by hard n guarantees cer- any man may ob- ting. guns! The farmers who vs surely don’t need any Great 1 turk relief. Friendly Americans might also give a thought to the taxpayers of Rumania, time for a man to pay his debts is he his viewpoint. when is making mone To carry on the late war the gov- d 26 bt has been reduced | ernment borrow billions of | dollars, This d to 19 Much of this reduc- | tion has been due to following the | billions, Mellon plan, The time apparently has come to inject some politics into the thing. Pre ward dent Coolidge, with an eye to- | 1928, and thinking some so- 1 tax reduction would be popu- lar, gained the ear of the coun- try with a species of mild political el reduction which but which political hokum anyone will feel, will serve well as in the next few years. How the President's tax rebate plan will work is thus analyzed by the Baltimore Sun, its figures be- ing based upon ofiicial treasury | estimates It you wish to discover how drunk or sober a man is, see what | type of woman he prefers. Yet most of those who kick about tyranny would abuse authority if they had it, How will they know defective children? Experts in other lines play thunder picking winners. Referendums serve to demonstrate that mast voters don’t give a whoop cither way. Note to girls: If he declarcs his love awlkwardly, grah him. He is one of the few who have had no | practice. A campaign isn't really over until everybody forgets the lies the candi- | dates told on one another. “Treasury offieials estimate that a 10 per cent rchate would have the following result, the come tax payer in each case being married and with two de- pend On a $5,000 ne, 25 cents; $10,000 incomc, 38.82; $15,000 income, § $30,000 income, $174; §40,000 endents; On a $3.000 inc 31,602, As under cmptions and re 4,100,000 taxable d, rebates, wouid aff the | train in {1 emi- | has | pu 3 were immedl. the dejt | 3 interest charg s as LENDMENT ch will meet two of icient Lusi | men cevooked. Tt is to be hoped that Rickard 1 open his Chicago stadium with finish fight between gangs. s nerve. rchase He can't use of a handkerchicf as on scven suits, umpires never by hiring some- to th hings at ther Coast Guard service doesn't make It mevely affords op- partunity for crooked men. “AMer whe smolke Yo al ones yau pipes m o tho in a leather A demoerary is a land In which & arsin of one vote forn. | @ nobody ir Correct people Syndicate.) Dritain ht & Power Co s 17 closed a of wlhich are The total miles cquip propria pavement b for the city th in fences the bol in steam pip wateh glven away tonig tainment n eated Ne g roller polo g2 to 10, w the nine hicye was intended to ar. Tt was ar erably, that the just as well make ad of the b and that t |at the old 50 per cent basis, ( rty ariticise Send all communlications to Shop Editor. care of the [ e Let's Keep Up roar, But checr-speakers more, | Just ordinary folks like us are of “cuss! Terrible Accident Housewife: “My poor man! dia you lose your arm?" Tramp: *My wife spilled so; her reducing crcam on it, m NIZE BABIE . | Bibert Delbert Boodlejoss | Threw his grandma for a loss | His mother said, “Now, hone | You musn’t rum . [ Morris Doris Barberpole Knocked the baby for a goa PR Daniel Manuel Lazarindo Kicked his foothall through dow | His mother said, Next thing toe!” th you'll stub s | Willy Scilly Yodel-Hansom | Punted sister through the tran; Her mother chid her: “Sugarl PR | Benton Fenton Strudel-Cares Tackled grandpa on the stairs | His mother said, “Oh, Benny You've gone and soiled your | again | Where It Was | Lawyer: “Now let's get the | tion of this accident. As I v | stand it, you were hit at the | section.” Florian: “Ye | tion of mah | trousers.” at de int tails h coat We |a reformer, i We wish, neverthele women wouldn't talk | downtown and buying e »out a A Siory Grows, and Grov and Grows! (Overheard by B ¥n Smyth any cook 150 because We were all he Burton Re Mrs. Fer: ¥ We to he a jewel | love with How M Did you ev { she she [ some 1R jewels! And the most int thing about it was that was in love with her! What Mrs. Hatfield Said—O; all eut of br T ran all th just to tell 1A} of scandal! that Mr. Smythe } {lot ef exver 1th fve jer s for the w him ki there was a gre r Broa 11 seandal? Mrs, her 1 she had been st t m to the the to haa \ FEEL 50 SOR POOR FOLKS TH DAYS, \'D GWE | Britaip Herald. and your leiter will be forwarded to New York ‘Witt Footballs They Play Y (Observed by Robert Reichenbaum) s that Ay e un New | the Habit, Folks! | Loud-speakers blare and shrick and | needed Who've learned to laugl instead How me of um.” —>Mother R. ety yhug: le up the rugs His mother told the little card { He really shouldn’t play so hard! e win- ‘Oh, dear me, oh! your little som; )loom, Please knock ere entering a room!" y-Ben! waist loca- imder- inter- ersec- and mah | —~Charlotte L. Brostrom one of the instincts of | PYOC! fat going little' ws, ris) Said—Well, hated was such simply in fired her cook after she missed | ercst- Mr. v, m v way ou! It's the Smythes! Seoms heen huying cook sing at to- iythe found, caling cook, rrible been Tis Reputation ¢ ever lived s: “Is that so!" he atways giv borrows."” * Frank I VRICKS MADE TO O] yout place, or \thing you your abor ha do the rest all Judell, questing ut our fa W Here it 1 ) \ When somcone explained What ciop sucy contamned es half Yamico RDER nam it ve ervice ? ditor ou to ir city. P is Louis ) souis. in —— He went out Blouis! and shot - himeelf, Dear Bir: My mother-in-law's name is Schwartz, and she’'s always taking some kind of medicine. Could you write something 1 could pass on to her for a gentle hint? W. N. Dear W. N. R.: Try this on your mother-in-law— There was an old woman named Schwartz Who complained that she felt out of sorts. ‘When they said. Do you take Any dope for your ache?” Bhe answered, “I take it by quarts.” Richman QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burcau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply Medical, |legal and marital advice cannot be | given, nor can extended research | be undertaken. All other questions wil receive a personal reply. Un- All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. made? 15 A NS fiel | field, Massachusctts. Q. To what nation ifornia belong? A. Mexico. Q. What is the reward for ap- prehending a deserter from the | United States Army? A. Fifty dollars. Q. Who was Queen Lilinokalani? A. Queen of the Hawalian | Islands and the wife of John O. | Dominis, a native American. She | succeeded her brother Kalakaua as | ruter of the Islands in 1891, In 1893 | two years after the death of her husband, her treatment of non-na- | turalized white inhabitants excited ;:m uprising against her. She was deposed in 18 and a republic was aimed. After a visit to the | United States in 1896 she returned to | Honolulu and lived there until her | death in 1917 | @ what is | China? A. Tt is estimated at 400,500,000, Q. How should canna roots be stored during the winter? A. Let the plants grow as long as possible, or until the tops are killed by the frost, then dig them, up. 1If the day s sunny the roots i ba left on the ground to dry.! hey must be stored where -they | can be kept warm, for if they ar | cold and damp they will dec: Tm-y‘ may be eitl although sand is preferable. If a| | greenhouse 1s ¢ le the roots| may be stored under the benches. Q. What is the rule about capl- 2 & adjectives? | | A “Proper” adjectives ara de- rived from proper nouns and usually hogin with a capital letter; for ex-| ample: Panama hat, lo; oranges, Turkish tobacco, actors, ete. i Q. What determines the value of diamend? i Quality, color and size of thel | Where are Springfield rifles it Armory, Spring- does Lower €: the population ef What American corporations es Steel Cor- poration, are alized two | billion dallars or more? A. The capital of the Pacific company dol Q ithern What is the estimated Jewish United States? ¢ do the ea lac have ool 1@ colle signed requests cannot be answered. | | side buricd in sand or soil, | & is over two billion | A. According to Dean Lord of the Boston University College of Business Administration, the aver- age maximum income of the un- trained man is $1,200 a year; of a hig sehool graduate, $2,200 a year and that of a college graduate, $6,000. The total earnings of the three types up to the age of sixty are get at $45,000, $78,000 and §15 000 respectively. The untrained man the age of fifty, while the college man reaches his maximum earning capacity at sixty. Q. How did name? A. It was adopted by the Nation- | al Retail Dry Goods Assoclation in the Spring of 1024, later by the Sili Association of America, by the larg- est producer of the fiber and others Tt is a fabric made from vegetable fiber and silk manufacturers ob Jected to having it called “artificial silk” because it is not silk artificial- ly produced. Q. Who played the parts of the “Unknown” character and “Dr. Wells” in “The Bat"? | A Lee Shumway played the part | of the Unknown character and Rob- ert McKim the part of Dr. Wells. Q. persons ever the same? A. The gencral theory of finger- prints is that no two are alike, which is horne out by those coliect- ed during the World War and the | expe nce of Government experts jand criminologists. Q. Where was Richard elmess born and educated? A. Born in New York City, May 1897, and educated at Trinity College, Hartford, Connecticut. | @ Please quote the ver: begin- ning: “Yet each man kills the |thing he loves” and name the au- thor? A. Tt occurs in “The Baliard of R whale verse i Yet each man kilis the loves, By cach let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, ome with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a swor “rayon” get its Barth- Oscar Wilde's eading Gaol,” and thing he | | | Observation On The Weathe Washington, Nov. 15.—TForccast for Southern New England: Rain tonight and Tuceday; to- I night, colder in west portion Tues- | day colder Tuesday : night; southeast warmer afternoon, | and | strong and force, shift- incregsing south winds becoming | probably reaching g ling to westerly Tuesday afternoon. Forceast for Eastern New York: Rain tonight and Tuesday: warmer | in north and central portlons to- | night. 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