New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 10, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, & ° (] lasting less than five minutes. MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | ,p.p01i artist of the age. No man- ager can handle him. He is the wild man of the singing world. He doesn’t care a snap what anybody in Hartford thinks about him. This attitude is his contribution to Art—capital A, please. — Tosued Sunday Dxcepted) A e gt 41 Cauren Birest —_— . . SUBSCRIPTION RATES 0o o Year. Three Months. e 78c. & Month. st Offios at New Britatn ",“".‘, '.'.::;a"mm Mail Matter, — JOINING THE RED CROSS The annual roll of the Red Cross is being called. It fs an honor to belong to this great humanitarian organization. It includes millions of Americans; thousands in New Brit- ain are enrolled. The consistently able work per- | formed by the Red Cross whenever disaster has visited any section of | the country scarcely needs emphasis. | iloation Y | In the wake of every recent flood| all naws crediisd e o ot s oeal | and tornado, the Red Cross has been | Sews published therein. | active, meriting natlonwide attention — |and commendation. At such times rean of Oirealation. |it is a satistaction to realize vgmz the | national organ'sation | ;oo oiven by citizens is put to the rs and sdver: | which furnishes work of succoring the homeless and | honest ansiysis of | tisers with a strictly statistice | r i g)reulation putting one’s stricken fellows back upon their feet. This ineures tn mewspaper | both national and Belonging to the Red Cross is pri- marily an appeal to conscience and 1s om sale dally 18 NeW | qyuty The roll call in New Britain | s . Times : York st Hotalln 8 e atrance | should be even more successful than > genu BUBATN’ pntral, 4 Btroet in the past. Business Office «v.e Editorial Rooms «.ve advertiring med! jon books and D advertisers. tem ress in the Oity. room always open to —_— Member of the Associated Press. ssoctal ly en- ted Press fa excluaivel :n'u‘u the use for re-publication of Member Audit Bu The 4 B. C. 18 ributlen figuies to e Teavertisers The Herald GREETING THE STRAND, CITY’S NEW THEATER The opening of the Strand theater in New Britain s of vast significance in the theatrical progress of the city. Here i3 a theater which, from all| accounts, is a notable contribution to the really fine thespian temples in Having an automoblle of truck under such control that it could be brought to & stop almost in- { stantly. has saved & lite in the; city. The {ncident was & sterling argument for careful driving. | = | Telllng us that & cold wave is| due 1s service of 2 satisfactory OT- [the state, if not in New England. dor by the weather department. “i New Britain greets this splendid now remains to be secn whether | new cn!erprlseA with fervor, not un« the forecast turns out as expected. | mixed with pride that ‘:he city has Considering that November 15 what | been deemed of sutticient impor- % Tanpenn) o be cthe; oddy will be ftanoe to merlt the construction of {n favor of the weather boys and |such an editice catering to the need the coal dealers. fonamusement. - New Britain likewise will wish it a successful career, &nd is ready to | | point with pride to its artistic em- | bellishments as a fitting reflection | of the city’s progressive spirit. New Britain will greet the Strand | in the spirit in which it is provided. | From an amusement standpoint it is | a milestone in the history of the| city; from any other standpoint it is a public acquisition of significant social value to the community and surrounding towns. Good luck, and good cheer. N MUNICIPAL PARKING SPACE When ~ the inability of many motorists to find adequate parking space has the effect of discourag- ing trade it is human nature to seek a quick and effective remedy. -_— OVERCROWDING There is no need for overcrowd- ing in New Britain. The 21 fun\flh\ii on Grove street which have been | reported as living in a six-family tenement are overdoing the urge} for economy. Children raised under such con- | ditions are not being reared accord- ing to the American standard. The building department, sufficlent legal power to prevent & building being used in this man- ner; s to be commended for its efforts to break up such a manifest vlolation of the code under which! it operates. S T | BUS RATES i The public which formerly ?‘M; much criticism to make regarding | ing sorts re- | with New Britain is simply undergoing | the same pressure for space that innumerable other cities have ex-| | perfenced and which in many of | them remains only a partially solved | fare increases of varyl garded the independent bus lines as examples of what could be pro- vided for rock-bottom prices. The public last year discovered | | bonus law. So | holiday of defeat. In front of them, the final decisive factor in undolng the Hohenzollern dream of empire, were 2,000,000 American soldiers; across the sea were an equal num- ber awaiting embarkation. ‘With the signing of the armistice, thus officlally bringing the great war to a close, the pent-up feelings of the people of the world knew no bounds. It is scarcely necessary to do more than allude to the ebul- lfent rejoicings everywhere appar- ent. The first armistice celebrations were loud outbursts at the achieve- ment of peace and victory. No na- tionwide celebration like it has ever been recorded. Since that day the feeling about armistice day has notably declined. Although everything within reason was promised the boys in khaki when they returned from overseas, they have found that the pristine feeling of gratification and joy is somewhat worn. They have had to fight as a unit for nearly everything they have attained, {including the armistice day is concerned, it has dwindled in very many citles, in- cluding New Britain. Celebration of armistice day in New Britain last year reached such a commercialized ebb that the vet- erans of the war were a unit in | saying better none at all than that sort. The hint was speedily taken, so that this year there will be no such “parade” as instigated disap- proval last year. And there will be no properly conducted parade, either. Indeed, the celebration of armistice day within the ecity this year promises to be the quietest since the signing of that historle docu- ment. To the men who fought in the war armistice day is the most sacred of the calendar. It is even more sacred than the Fourth of July, or any other holiday of a secular nature. These veterans had hoped that the nation as a whole would have made a national holiday of armistice day long before this, but So far it has been left to the states, as if that were the proper or ideal way. The belief is now current that armistice day will be a national | hollday within ten years. This, how- ever, is an ardent bellet of partisans for an armistice holiday; it may not be realized. It must be said that the proposal to make a national holi- | day has not as yet received the en- | thusiastic approval of many con- gressmen, and the opposition, com- | posed largely of folk who are claim- ing there “already are too many * is strong. Fortunately the men who risked thelr lives that people might continue to enjoy holidays as well as other days, are not so “eminently practi- cal” as to think there is no room veterans, far as Celebrauflsl FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN . By Robert Quillen The word “tight” has two mean. ings; both suggested by the word “Scotch.” Another reason wWhy Wwe prefer baseball is its lack of cheer leaders. It it is true that the ballot made women unfeminine, why doesn’t it make men manly? There are 1327 kinds of criminals, a few of which can't get by in good society. Cockney pronunciation seems all right in the case of the criminal helement. Note to mail robbers: When a Marine s bent on capital punish- ment, there isn't any time to hire a lawyer. e 2 People can't keep a secret mar- riage secret very long. It's only a question of time until somebody happens in on a fight. Shakespeare knew a lot, but it should be as easy to make a silk purse out of a Sow's ear as to make it out of a saw log. Californians suspect that the hur- ricane season isn't the only time when there's too much blowing in Florida. Hips coming back? Not embroidering are exercise. town to the man who has lunch with the banker. Marie ought to make a good thing ou: of the queening business if she ever turns professional. another generation “rotten politics” may be just one word. The motorman on a one-man street car is no superman. Nobody horne in with advice from the rear. Ah, well; it the coal man had no innings, the ice man would make it hot for you. There never will be a decision giving the President the right to fire those he appointed to the Su- preme Court. The two crops produced more bountifully in America than else- where are cotton and wild oats. The cityward trend indicates that what the man with the hoe really wants is a roof garden. unless | girls again declde that tatting and Any home town is a good home | Dictionarles evolve slowly, and in | |statement so he can add it into the | with a start that independent bus lines were mnot to be operated 2s | playthings, but the attempt to ralse the Public fares falled because It has remained for sundry citi- | zens and officlals of New Britaln to | propose one of the most novel of | plans yet offered—one carried out | problem. | | for an armistice day holiday. They have good and eufficient reasons to| (orrect this sentenc “T've think there should be such a day; |watched him for years” sald the they will continue to agitate for,it. | Wit~ * and never before have seen That the veterans—whose wish {n |PIM turn his head to glance into a Utilities Commission had no definite | figures upon which to base a| fct. Now, after sufficient in ar pa | 0 time has very few places. This plan hinges ound the purchase by the city of rking space lots in the north and | uth sections of the city, or else- | the matter should be paramount— mirror.” (Protected by Publishers Syndicate) eventually will attain their objective there can be no doubt. The mem- elapsed to be more definite, a bus owner has come forward with a de- mand for an eight cent fare. The P. U. C. has shown no di | where downtown it necessary. Cer- tainly, gocs | | through, no city could do more. to oacathaiito ophus | Af, 16 15 advisable, ‘profitable: and postion to force o . el e a loss; indeed, it could not 1 ;nd:fne B TTis oea Wi mroyen;| civeclally fhioge (on. fourisk zoulen— b‘: ey X o mezay | Diovide fourisy camps, thon b ."};gm That M'ng the case the op- | CeTtainly is as desirable to turnish rate increase will [ {Fe® parking and others. The principal behind the mes are almost identical i this unique scheme &pace for shoppers ponents of the have the usual hard rate fight on | theilr hands. | two Tour- SOLINI APOLOGIZ] camps are for the convenience knows when he MUS Premier Musso i8 in wrong. He has done a goodly it of threatening in his short day as Read of a great nation, but he can- | not afford to the ill-will of France. The apology for caused by fervid of pal parking camps are for the con- ce of touring motorists, while munici- venie local nearby towns whose owners desire to do business here. Tourist motorists, and those from court camps complete with | hotel keepers but ald merchants by | making it easy for tourists to find | French soil was a manly act, done | necessities in the town. 10 a gentiemanly way. | A municipal parking space would Unfortunately the feeling that|serve a wider purpose and be of | has been engendered between the | much greater people of the two nations will not own 50 the the incidents | Fascist! on value to merchants | and the public, and Automoblle readily; shopping. y of Italian | very spirit of careful scrutir wn 15 a big | city's trade now- | clity's factor in every When legitimate adesmen find their patrons being imperialism which come to be |adays. a a policy of Parisian diplomacy will | ¢ inconver not waver. enced and sometimes dis- | It was only recently that Ttaly |Ccouraged they are justified in show- | 2 subject | and doing their bit of hard thinking | to provide a ren was supposed to be willin trading privilege of taking over the French to do 1 vital interest in the some for 1 doubtful mandate over Syria. It is now per-| Whether sufficic oltizens . can | fectly safe to be conclude no such | be accommodated at trading will take place. pl The Fascisti anti-French curbed before age to their country’s foreign tions. aces to make an appreciable den who are situation is speeches should hing but expe ri they do more dam- cautious step to make a full gation of what has been done | in other investi - cities to solve the parking CHALIAPIN It Feodor Chaliapin his recent appearance in Hartford had sung “The Last Rose of Summer,"” | “The Old Mio,” and a half dozen otler picces problem should produce calculated some during good idens f ek s In this clty | ARMISTICE, DAY MEMORIES Oaken Bucket,” "0 Sole out of the Home and Fireside Music| Bight years I he world saw Hu\‘ Book the audience, which had paid | end of the most devastating eonflict from $1.76 up to nearly $5 to hear |in its history. The Central Powers, bhim would have been satisfied. which in scover- | World War f a full house, but 1d his bit to the pow extent of asinging only oos long,;f\)und themselves trailing the But the canny Russian, confidence of ing there was not ctory, domini i rather a poor one, creased Vents dust |they braved shot, |acme of days edy | £ tonight | Tennesses ories of the past, of the days when shell and gas, seem to them than more sacred | petty and specious reasoning about | ways and means. They are un- willing to sce armistice day decline to a mere name. They sce a mean- ing behind it, one of national con- sequence; a rebirth of national ac- cord, the commemoration of victory, the day when news flashed to the world that all things in the future will be well, or better than they had been for four years. The urge to be patriotic in all things should not slow wup after eight years. Armistice day is the for war vete rans, not unreasonable to expect citizens generally, for whom they fought—and for whom many of their buddies dled—to share their emotlons, and they are Observation On The Weather Washington, Nov. (#)-~The weather burcau today issued the following storm warning Advisory 10 a m., changed to northwest north of New York to Eastport, Maine Storm of marked intensity over St. Lawrence valley and n New and moving norf ast for South 4 decidedly colder y fair and colders we st gales diminishing 10. and Conditions: The storm of yes- torday has ed eastward Into th lower St. Lawrence valley. It pro- duced heavy rains at a number of statlons in New England, snow in the lake on and Ohio valley and rain southward along the Atlantle coast to Florida A large area of ire with lower tempera- verspreads the plains states, sippi and Ohio re reported as Xas and free tures from New lleys! far sou tempera- Mexico eastward to and northe Ohlo valley and the Minnesota, r ture of four degrees abo this morning, the lowest ever |corded there so early in the son Warnings for high winds are di played on the coast, 15t e ported a tem- re- sea- warning | _ rd of the | zero | pare them with this 25 Years Ago Today Two vice-presidents of the New Haven road were in town today in- vestigating conditions about the passenger and freight depots. One later consulted President Abbe of the Busincssmen’s association, who had written him complaints dealing with |the third rail fence and the distance from the ticket station to trains, It was stated that something decidedly new may be tried here for handling freight. N. E. Mag's store on Main street was burglarized last night and & small bank containing $7 and about $30 to $40 worth of clothing was stolen. Entrance was _effected through a rear window, which was | broken in. The candidates spoken of to fill the council v: -ancy caused by the resignation of Luke Reynolds are T. D. Reen and John T. Sloan, Jr. Several complaints have been | made rega.ding the s! lewalk in front | of Russell & Erwin's, The flags have | ot been relaid and are mot firm, | bobbing up and down. Several peos |ple have received hard knocks from this defect. The present year will be remem- hered by contractors s a very busy lone. Building Inspector Andrew | sued than for all last year, the num- |ber being 255 as against 222 for 1900, Mr. Turnbull stated, however, |{hat he did not think these repre- sented much ney as last year, as there were several large factory additions put up in 1900. The two schools and the hospital annex will be among the most important con- |tracts of 1901. Tickets for Den “The New Ministe this evening. The pastors of local churc |¢rying to torm a “church federation” !such as has done good service in the interests of Christian union and civic | Fighteousness in other cities. A meet- ing for the .doption of a constitu- tion will be held in the Center church chapel next Thursday eve- ning. The representat of the |South church are Dr. Cooper and | Deacons Wood and Rogers Selectman Prior will shoftly begin cobbling a section of road cust of Plainville on t-e way toward New Britain. This was begun by his pre- sor but never finished. “I Came, I Saw, I Conquered!” |These were the memorable words, |anglicized, of Jultus Cae Com- pigrammatic Herald to- “Alhort Langden returned from Iford -five quail, five artridge, six woodcock, flve ducks Lwo rabbits,” Y n ‘Thompson's will go on sale s are | deces Inews item sent into the | n' | Turnbull stated this morning that up | {o date more permits have been ig- | NOVEMBER 10, 1926, AN <P Fan éz 0 Maxsown Jmmz | Send all communications to Fun | Shop Editor, care 0f the New Britaip Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Proserving Time, Folks! Now the fragrance of chilisauce spices the zir, Let's put up some cheery sauce, too, and take care That each shelf of the funtry fis stocked and supplied With the relish of mirth for the grim wintertide! And Then It Started! Mrs. Hart (after a spat): “When 1 married you, I didn’t know you were such a coward. I thought you were a brave man.' Hart: “So did everybody else —Sunny. MAL DE MERRY By Lawrence R. Winchell I have no grudge against the boats That sail the ocean blue; 1 think they're very beautiful And wonderful, don't you? To see them sailing is a sight That makes my blood flow quick; I like them very much indeed, And yet they make me sick! Modern Nobility “What became of your niece who used to live with you?” “Oh, she’s gone now; ried a lord.” “How wonderfu an English lord?” “No, a landlord.” —Frances B. Gratz she mar- ‘What was he, Kissing a red hot mama is often responsible for son burn! Grocers Teacher: Helene Hutchinson Class: Doris, Harold, Carolyn Ethel, and Mitchell. Class: “Oh, please, dear teacher, tell us about the grocer.” Teacher: “The grocer, my dears, is the man who has the date print- ed on the right-hand side of his bilL"” Class. living?” Teacher: “His speclalty is waiting on people who came in after you did and giving them all a little ser- mon on news of the day with foot- notes which include the biographies of his friends and relatives. Class: “He must be a very wise man, dear teacher.” Teacher: “He is so wise that he can tell whether to sell you a good or bad melon merely by feeling.” y feeling the melon?" “No, by the way you're “What does he do for a fecling.” Clas: has Teacher: “He can wrap up two cahs of tomatoes, a box of matches, and a bottle of milk so the pa looks as if it contained three scy a bass drum and a bridge lamp.” Class: “And does he know any-| thing else? Teacher: “Plenty, For it you ask for a pound of checse, he can cut unerringly Into the| cheese and get exactly efght cents worth more than you asked for.” Class: “It must be a good busi- ness to be a grocer.” Teacher: “I's such a good busi- ness that mgst grocers keep right| on being grocers even after they've | got enough money to retire.” Class: "It something that you buy | at a grocery i8 spolled, will the grocer take it back?” Teacher: “Gladly. Some grocers | have been known to take back the | same spolled article as many as ten times.” “Class: “And does the never get swindled?” Teacher: ‘It s swindle a grocer. Class: “Why?' Teacher: “Because he knows his vegetables.” Class: “We must run along now, | teacher. We had a nice time at | your class.” | Teacher: “Come again soon, and | park your hipflasks at the door.” ~ Yhat other points of skill i example, grocer | impossible to | HEAVENS- MABLE 1 DID YOU BVER SEE ANVTHING SO INDECENT ? THE MAN 19 SHOWING H\s/ GARTER! : ~ Faithtul Shepherds! Deacons Smith and Jones, two pillars of the African Methodist Baptist Episcopal church, were working in the hayfleld of one of the congregation. Suddenly Deacon Smith called out excitedly: “Wha's dis Ah done foun' in dig haystack?” Deacon Jones' eyes rolled and his mouth watered. “Looks ter me like a jog o' moonshine,” he responded. loth of the deacons pondered for awhile, and then Deacon Smith said gravely: “Bruddah Jones, don’ yo' allow as how we-all bettah drink |up dis heah licker, les' some po' ak bruddah fin' it an’ fall by de ictor L. Kottler KRAZY BINDERGARTEN' (Conducted by Dusty) Teetcher: “When does your fath- | Interstate Layton?” Late Agen: “Wen ing.” Teetcher: “Tell us his i the subject, using ‘saloon.’ Layt Agen: “He says a mans nutty to martch down the ile To that silly wedding tune, But to go and get married the 2nd time— He says the poor cuckoo saloon.” —L. E. Meloney (Copyright, 1926 Reproduction Forbldden) he stops think- / QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. wil receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. 'What are the records made by running, and pacing horses? A. Running horse, 1 minute 33 1-3 seconds, made by Caiman (American bred), Lingfield Park (straight course), Surrey, England, July 13, 1900; pacer, 1 minute, 55 seconds, made by Dan Patch, St. Paul, Minnesota, September 8, 1906 (with windshield and pacemaker in front and at his side); trotting, 1 minute 54 1-2 seconds, made by Uhlan (with running mate), Lexing- ton, Kentucky, October 9, 1913, Q. When do the ‘“harvest” “hunter's” moons appear? A, moon that falls nearest the autum- nal equinox, September 23. The “hunter’s moon” is the new moon following the “harvest moon.” Q. From what was the movie, “The Waltz Dream” taken? ‘Who were in the cast? A. Trom the operetta of the same name by Oscar Strauss. The scenario was writteen by Robert Liebman and Norbert Falk. 1In the cast were Jacob Tiedtke, Mady Christians, Carl Bockersachs, Willi Fritsch, Julius TFalkenstein, Ma- thilda Sussin, Zeenia Desni and Lydia Petechina. Q. When did postages stamps come into general use in the United States? oA They were introduced in 1847 but on account of the high rate of postage and the provision allowing optional prepayment they did come into general use until 1855 Q. and how tall is he? He Is 6 feet 2 Inches tall and hs 210 pounds. How much real silk hosiery the United States import fastest mile trotting and Q. does | each year? A. The estimate for 1925 is 10,000 dozen pairs. How y members of the Commerce Commission are there? A. Eleven. Q. Can you give me some nick- names for Rebecea? All other questions | “Harvest moon” is the full| not | What is Babe Ruth's weight | first class mail, that is letters and postal cards, and telegrams? A. In round numbeers there are 22 billlon telephone conversations, 15 billion letters and postal cards and one billion telegrams sent an- nually in the United States. The number of telephone calls is one and 2 half times the number of pleces of first class mail and 10 times more than the number of telegrams. Every telephone call represents a two-way conversation, equal to two letters, post cards or telegrams. The relative use of the telephone is really double that shown by a mere comparison of the figures. Q. When did political parties first appear in the United States? A, In 1793 when the followers of Thomas Jefferson assumed the name of “Republican” in opposi- tion to the ‘Federalists” led by Alexander Hamiiton. The present Democratic party is the direct de- scendant of the early Republican party. The first party vote for president of the United States oc- curred in 1804 and resulted in the election of Jefferson. Machine politics made its appearance in the United States in Albany, New York, in 1820 when a number of poli- ticians in the Democratic party formeed an organization known as the Albany regency. Q. Are Darwin tullp bulbs pro- ductive after they have ffowered for two years? A. Al tulip bulbs lack constitu- tion, but more especially the Dar- win tulip. After two vears flower- ing, Darwin bulbs degenerate so much that for good garden work they ehould be replaced by new im- ported stock. Q. How is the joker played in a no-trump bid in the game of Five Hundred? A. The joker is a suit by fit- self ,and is a trump, but the holder of the joker cannot trump with it while he is able to follow suit. It the holder of the joker leads it he has the privilege ecof naming the suit that shall be played to it, re- gardless of his previous play. Q. What causes water pipes to | sweat? A. Sweating occurs when the water in the pipes is at a lower temperature than the dew point of the surrounding air, Insulation the pipes will preveent sweating be- cause the outer surface of the in- sulation, 1t thick enough, will be at a temperature higher than the dew point. COMMUNICATED FOR ARMISTICE HOLIDAY Dear Sir:: Being an ex-World War veteran, I think I should be allowed space in the editorial section of your paper to explain my personal opinon on Armistice Day, which is about here now, Nov. 11th as you know. Tirst of all, thousands as well as I put on the uniform at the first call of the nation for men to go to France. When we did that we were proclaimed heroes all, no other heroes could be found only the sol- dier boys. The people and country were proud of us. They made promises about what would be done for the boys who returned. They made promises for the mothers and wives who were left widows. What ever came of those promises? Then Nov. 11th was going to be a na- tional holiday and here we are again and no holiday coming. In my opinion and that of others, there will be no two minute silence. The people don’t know enough to quit work at 11:00 and keep silent for only two minutes in memory of thoss brave soldlers, who Iaid down’ their lives for your sakes. Why don't the city of New Britain have a holiday and a real Armistice Day parade? And the people should remember those boys of a few years ago. Bring their memory back to you and be tine Americans, and friends and give the ex-service men the pleasure of knowing that you are still with them. You should do all in your power to assist in hav- ing a holiday in New Britain on all Armistice Days from now on. Nov, 11th s just as important as Colum- bus Day, Washingtons' Birthday, or the 4th of July. We should have a real holiday and a quiet one to the memory of the brave soldier lads, who laid their precious lives down for you and others. Let New Britain lead and others shall follow. EX-WORLD WAR VETERAN, 1914 to 1913, READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR YOUR WANTS ———— Nurse's Advice Rid Her of Pimples Brooklyn. Mrs. Minnie Fensteres writes :—“My pimples and blacks heads got so bad I feared it was eczema. I confided In a nurse friend of mine. I had been trous bled with constipation and indigese tion for some time. She advised me to try Carter's Little Liver Pills, You can see by my picture that tha treatment has done wonders, and I am now free from constipation.” Chronic constipation many times causes pimples. Carter’s Littla Liver Pills encourage the bowels to eliminate the poisons. Druggists, 25 & 75c red packages.. ——m M - 4 PIVPLES LASTED SIK_MONTHS Large, Hard and Very Red. 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