New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 8, 1926, Page 6

'New Britain Herald O STt o o i<t ARt BERALD PUBLISHING COMPANT — Tewoed (Sunday Bxcepted) A B 6 Cuereh "Bereet. SUBSCRIPTION RATES & Year. $3.00 Three Montl o tered Office at New Britaln Be na‘&% Mall Matter. L - o Momth. only profitable advertising medium ll’!hl.. Gity.” Clrculation booke and press reem always open to advertisera. the Assoctated Press. M etated Prose 1a exclusively en. | Assoclated '5:'.‘.. to the wee for re-publication ef | news credited to ft o not otherwite ited in this paper and also local Abwa published therein. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. The A.ben. C. i1s a natlonal erganization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly homest a elrculation. r circulation are based upon this audit. Thi in” fraud T newspaper !mfi?fl- “ffutes to both mational and Tocal advertisers. The Herald s om sale daily in New York at Hotaling’s Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 43nd Street. Thanksgiving dinners will be theaper this year, 1is the forecast; bad news for “reducers.”” What is more gratifying than a sunny Sunday afternoon In Novem- ber after the four previous Sun- days were rainy? { traffic situation in Forestville being described “acute,” one notes that another small town has become metropolitan. With the as There can be no doubt that the | plan for & municipal parking space will be popular—with those who do the parking. | Roger Wolfe Kahn's new place m" New York sports a mirror for a dance floor. Why a mirror for such a purpose? Now a typhoon in the Philippines, accompanied by a tidal wave that drowned 1ts hundreds. Often as it ‘happens the human race will never get used to this sort of thing. ‘With winter soon due, there is a shortage of coal in Europe. It is to be hoped the winter will not be what is known in Vermont as a “hard"} | one. Aimee Semple McPherson, evangelist, spoke on “The Greatest | Liar,” attracting thousands to her temple. She picked out the devil for the appellation, however, but that alert individual seems to have been caught eatirely unawares. CHANGE THE METHOD " Petitioning the Connecticut com- pany for a hus line to East Berlin may or may not attain favorable| consideration for the project— probably not. A change of method 1s needed. Four or five of the prominent| citizens o East Berlin should take | the troubls to visit New Haven and | there have a heart-to-heart !alki with the Connecticut company offi- clale. Mote ¢ould be accomplished in that way than In any other. The Connecticut company is oper- ated from the main offices in New Haven. The power of local man-| agers 18 elrcumscribed. This is not | admitting this central management | system ls better than a greater | liberty in local management would | be, but trat is the way the com- pany happens to be organized. The place to do the talking is with the Connectieut company officials at headquarters. It is they who will do | the final declding 1t prominent East Berliners make a good showing for the plan there the battle for the bus line will be won. anyway. | i I FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY | Clean, snappy sport, a large crowd of oniookers who at all times kept themselves within marked the féotbail game b All-New Britain and the eleven. The vietory of the loc at Willow Brook park was ing, of course; but not mo the fact played in New Britain on a Su | due bounds, ween | Rase al team | so th such a game could b Ay afternooft without into jam with the constables. running Once upon a time able uch thing as a Sunday fo0! was the days basebail=was regarded robust an amusement for the bath day, even when time when it not allowed wera when foott played would with church services not inte of We have progressed to the point, | however, where that part of the pu any kin lic which prefers an outdoor g to theater-going, moblling, can act bent without m concerts or auto- follow its suffering condign punishment. | liscussion was The Aame under won by playing fine football. That is what the publlc wants, and has a right to expect. The fact that the | two ieains weré composed of "pro- | feam developed | us expect the publle interested in real foot- ball as distinguished = from the other which In some cases this year has not been so good. A team which can engineer the forward pass eight times, resulting in scores, and which distinguished {tself by much other brilliant playing, gives the lie to those carpers who scem to think nobody can -really play football properly unless he donates his services to some Institution which is in the game for the pure love of it —or for the pure love of the pelf without a division with the players. The day is past when there is “nothing to do in New Britain on Sunday afternoon.” And we are just as law-abiding in every respect as We ever were, and just as many of to get to heaven as formerly. POOR BUS DRIVI A trolley car must stick to its track; a bus can cut out and cut in, | and drivers of these modern public chariots frequently give startling ex- hibtions of looping the loop. The head-on collision between a bus and a trolley car at Providence illustrates once again what can hap- pen under such eircumstances. News reports say the left wheels of the upon the car track. This paper has repeatedly called attention to the needs for sane bus driving, and it must be added that greater sanity has prevailed here- abouts in this respect than was the case a year ago. In Providence, how- ever, the campalgn gressed very far. bus were BLOODY HERRIN AGAIN It Herrin, Ill, were in Turkey, Russia or China, people would be pointing it out as an inevitable fructification of backward clviliza- tions. Or if it were In Mexico there { would be demands from pious peo- | ple for intervention by the U. 8 Marines. But Herrin {s in the soverelgn state of Illnois. After the shooting there a week ago it was found that the feudists had machine guns and | armored cars. The authorities, how- ever, did nothing about it. Maybe the authorties were afrald to take any action, and the sheriff was quoted as saying toting a machine gun around was not against the law as such a death-dealing Instrument is not a concealed weapon—being too large to conceal. The latest news from Herrin: A mayor and his friend murdered, and a chief of police wounded. The Illinois national guard has a job cut out for it at but Governor Len Small doesn’t seem inclined to hurt anybody’'s feelings. Herrin, MADE IN NEW BRITAIN It Is a truism, if not a bromide, to say that goods made in New Britain are in all over the world. But wheff we tabulate such use goods one invariably finds they are | composed of the most utilitarian of utensils. There are exceptions, however. For instance, there ate erector sets —those unique playthings for chil- | dren which have become so popular within recent years and which are especially in demand as Christmas nears. .| | simtlar { had not pro-|time avolding | | its greater rival is concerned, it is | the lordly husband can hold on to |for a service nice publicity which goes with play- ing the major outfits. That's busl- ness. One would think that Johns Hop- kins would be the university in that state to merit the big football ad- vertising. But Hopkins has never attaindd much greater distinction as a football university than the state institution. At present Hoplkins, hav- Ing returned to Its original standing as a atriotly ultra-educational insti- tution, 18 even less inclined to per- mit sports to Interfere with ‘the study complex of its highbrow stu- dent body. The state university, which has as its object the promul- gation of education to native sons at a minimum cost, is getting all the foothall advertising and so far as welcome to it. The game with Yale Saturday was entirely unsatisfactory to that part of the public which expected Yale to put up a good game and show a semblance of fighting spirit; not that Yale lost, but because it lost with its second string men, its chiet players being reported not in ideal condition for a game at this time. The public does not take kindly to an entire team being composed of second string players during a game of importance. It is quite remark- able that all of Yale's best players were deemed unfit to play in this game. Perhaps, after that Army game, thelr morale Is shaken; per- haps Tad Jones wishes to “save” the first stringers for the game with Princéton Saturday, and at the same the possibility of more injuries. Or again, had the first stringers been used Saturday, and Maryland had won, the game this week with Princeton would be a farce. HOUSEWIVES' ALLOWANCES Minnesota has been heard from in a new role. According to the law in that state—a law not radically dis- from the law in other states—a husband is not required to pay his wife an allowance. In other words, the woman who, if there 1s no servant, prepares the meals, washes the dishes, keeps the house tidy, sews on buttons and keeps herself busy from morn til night, is not entitled to a cent if the beneficent head of the establish- ment wishes to run his place ac- cording to the lefter of the law. The only point. against the hus- band—or in his favor—is that he must support his wife “suitable to their station in life.”” While doing so all the money and not let his superior half see a cent of it, it he is 8o in- clined. Buch a law, wherever it exists, needs emandation or amending. A wife is entitled to an allowance upon which to run her part of the estab- lishment. The husband who doesn't tender his wife an allowance to fit her duties and her needs is not treat- ing her as well as he would a serv- ant, whom he would have to pay never as satlsfactory as the sort the average wife is glad to give, CTICUT'S SHARE IN NEW HIGHWAYS Professor 8. 8. Stemberg, 6f the CON | University of Maryland, after having | New Britain in large quantities, and | blle and highway conditions, has Ercctor sets are being made in|Made an extended study of automo- by a firm—Hart and Cooley—which | Announced his findings, which state | highway departments and the gen- | States |to re 1s not primarily in business for this The merely one of the specialties made purpose. ercctor scts form by the firm. Buyers of such things for chil- | ftruction of highways of the United | Pace with the manufacture and use the | Of automobiles, and that immense dren in all parts are confronted with name of New Britain upon them, 2nd in large colored type. It la a|the domands of the public within splendid advertisement for the city as well as for the firm. 1t ia no exaggeration to say that nothing manufactured in the city elves more joy to the hundreds of | Must | ral automobiling public will be | vastly interested in. The Maryland tells that the econ- is not keeping professor us road work will be necessary to meet the next few years. In addltion, he points out that it s self-evident that wider highways will be a the righ hand curb; while slow- moving heavy trucks are outside of them, and automobiles in the two other lanes. The whole provides rapid, safe and easy movement for all kinds of traffic. Tn addition, there is space hetween the roadways for trolley lines, and provisions made for motor parking, as well as for pedestrians. Such a highway meets every requirement of present- day needs. The cost no doubt is enormous, and they can only be constructed where traffic density justifies the cost. But that they are coming scarcely anyone need deny. Extensive widening programs, or parallel routes, are being constructed on the Pacific highway in Washing- ton state; highways leading from Chicago; the Lincoln highway west of Philadelphia; and the Boston Post Road between New York and New Haven. This latter road has been recelving enormous attention by the Connecticut highway depart- ment, leading to criticisms of neg- leet of some other sections of the state. It is satisfying that Connecticut is included among the states held up as attempting to meet the press- ing needs along the highways; but it most of the other states are do- ing less in this direction than Con- necticut the advance must be slow indeed. FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN If only Ford could give us a 365- day Spring. In a few years “Movie Queen” may just mean queen—or Marie, A cosmopolitan {8 one who real- izes that table manners are a local- ism. For that matter, a political party can’t endure half wet and haif dry, A bad cold is much like a wife. It never kills you unless you neglect it. Money still talks. But in political circles it is confining itself to two words, "Not gullty.” There are numerous preparations to take the hurt out of a burn, but 80 few of them are sultable as chasers. You'd like to call on your super- iors? Well, that’s yhat animates the bores who call on you. Cheer ups Funny world! When one gangster kills another, there's ne medal for distinguished service. It isn't probable that any man ever wrote a love story after forty without thinking himselt an ass. The white man's chiet burden are sorr® whites who give him a bad reputation in allen lands. Thé more one contemplates the world, the better one understands why new-born infants are red in the face. Alien gangsters haven't a new idea. The first aliens in America felt free to be mean to the natives. Modesty isn't obsolete. Observe the man who must fix & garter on the street. It takeés séme expérience to dis- tinguish between a dominating per- sonality and bad manners. You can spell instalment with éne “I" or two. It contains “I" enough in any case. necessity, and that alternate routes | be built it traffic is to be thousands of children into whose | Properly accommodated and a mini- | playful hands these scts go. It is something made in New Britain hat is & genulne happy about it. And it s a pleasure ize that one of Santa Claus's actories is right in our very mlidst. THE BOWL Although ths games at the tickets to foothall Yale bowl are just as arce this year as was the ca last year, there seems to b weitation apparent regarding rs of enlarging the big 1. The knowledge geems ated capt dissemi that be dona ¢ it prohibi- 1 even if chlarged th tée that there would not | W2 disappointment nt not ¢ sight-seeing spac now, As now stand y 75,000 hucky on the do will re- main the T s the best Y 50,000 on utside wil main unlueky. do and the best 1 50 can expect FOOTBALL ADVERTISING University of Maryland has gone in for football advertising; a coach was employed Then y-spreader. | ne concerned should be very | Partment interested in thése mods ! measure o | P | Detrott. 1 lor g00d | roadways 44 fect 1 a passable !ing one-way began the | four-track temignal” players had 10 gffect upon | hunt for sr‘e big game and all the | traffic is accommodated, mum of aceidents brought about, Those of us who have been try ing to get the state highway de- ern requirements—at least n greator | than a pay-as-you-go road | poliey will permit—will be gratitied | it the Mary ander's splendld analy- Connecticut he mentions as one of the three the ania beir which making a caréful study high®: an effort to build are of the causes of accidents and are making | | | ates—Maryland and | ty into the road rather than de- signs and de- ting the motor- ihe wnitioh high- or this partment give much Dr. Wiley says opef-thtoat frécks make for health. Now dad ncedn’t worry about that thin place in his pants, Now they say baldness stimulates he thyrold and develops brains. But | alas! a éutié doesn’t know anything about thyroids. Correct this sentence: She's a freshman now,” said the man, “but she doest't put on airs when she's home for a week-end.” (Protected by Publishers Syndicate.) Observation On The Weather stern New Yor Probably rain Tuesday; not much change in temiperature; moderate to fresh northeast and east winde, Forecast for Bouthern New Fng- fand: Cloudy tonight and Tuesday, probably rain Tuesds not much Forecast for |change in temperature; moderate to on is rapidly ap- o construetion of super- | ound congested ar nat the professor ¢ delayed, n oW says. cannot be lor northeast and eaet winds. ofecast for New Haven and vi- Unsottled weathér tonight; bly followed by showers Tues- Conditions: Preséure I8 high over and -a start has been made around As an instance of what he highway some cities is meant by the term rofers to the 1e structed so f ding h one l¢ of total width wiing out is road has s 204 with two separated wide, each carrys traffic. On each of the roadways lorse-drawh keeping to con- | the middle Atlantic and New Fng- |1and states also over the northern | | plains states and the Canadian notthwest, A disturbance is over the southern plaing states near Ok- {lahoma City, Okla. Tt 18 producing |rain in the central and lower Miss- |issippi valley and snotw in portions { plains states. Much lower | temperatires prevail in the Cahad- |lan northwest, l Conditions favor for this vicinity: | Unsettled weather with slightly low- V?r temperature, of the Ofe ‘ Fun gno MAxSON. Joom Shop Editor, care Of the New Britain Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New York. L e They've Tried Everything Else! It every delegate would swear Each day to read the Fun Shop's Jokes, They'd soon stop wrangling over there, “The League” would start function- ing, Folks! Her One Fault New Cook: “What do you mean by coming in here and kissing me! I don’t know you!" Policeman: “Be yourself, lady! Ignorance of the law is no excuse!” —Paul Cantelmo. TONSILLY By George T. Russell The doctor thinks I ought to have My tonsils taken out, They aren’t what they used to be— He's right, beyond a doubt. And yet—and yet—pray, friends, do not These entiments condemn— They've been attached to me so long I've grown attached to them! Disappointing Rev. Harrison: “Rastus, what did yo' git in de collection plate dis mawnin’?" Rastus (treasurer): “Jes’ 'bout de usual amount.” Rev. Harrison: “Jes' ‘bout de usual amount, yo' say? Why, de deacon done tol me we got a dia- mon’ pin.” 4 Rastus: “Yo' is mistooken, sah. It was a dime an’' pin. —Everett Dyrutt Everybody in the world has some secret Borrow. Even the jolllest and fattest of us has a skeleton in his midst! From Our Own Infant-ry Irill Rogulntions! Phyllls, five years old, was given a plece of marble eaka. Atter holdnirr It in her hand and looking doubtfully. at it for some minutes, she remarked, “Mother, shall I eat it? Are there REALLY marbles in {27 ~-Mrs. W. E. Haley STLES IN THE AIR (If Little Willie’s Wish Came True!) By Dovothy Nelthropp Little Willle—Well, I guess I won't o tc school today, mother. My, your ears 4re dirty! Come here! His Mothefe=But I just washed them, Wi Littls Willla—Well, you did a poor job! COME MERE! Bring me the soap #nd thé waskrag! Stop - that squirming! Ifugh, now, or I'll slap you! His Mother~Can I go out and row? e Willie—No! You can’t play hat fough lady next door! She o bit niee! If you want some- to d& you can sit in that chair Is your thing and read your ¢ookbook! husband home vet? H's Mother~—There he comes now. H « Father—1iello, folks! L' ‘le Willie~TLet me see your han s, papa. Gracious! They're flitl »! Go right in and wash them, at one Did you bring me the cariyv I asked for? What! You DIONT! BRING ME THAT RAZOR STRA L3 The hat-check boy got a shock #hen the magician visited the night club. How Deep? Roy: “How ¢ome you broke off with Edna George: shallow.” Roy: “Gosh, man, that's an asset. My girl is so decp I never invite her to cat, because I can't afford to fill | her up.” Nothing to her. Too —Helene Lederer OUR DF A Dreams Interpreted Free of Charge i By Prof. 1. C. Itt Dear Profcssor: I dreamed last night that my mother-in-law was running for presi- dent. When I was about to ask her for the position of secrotaty of state, I guddenly remembered that 1 was a bachelor and consequently had no mother-in-law. I awoke in a cold at. Can you explain that dream? Arthur Holstead OW. Dear Mr. Holstéad: » president significs dig- ging in the ground. The dream in- dicates that if you dig a hole in the back yard you will probably find tr ure. The last half of the dream |indicates that you probably won't. | Hr | Dear Professor: | Last night T had the most horrible |dteam. I dreamed that an animal | with a tace like & rhinoceros’ a body, To dréam of your mother-in-law is | vill get some money. To | like & lizard, feet like a crab’s claws and a snake for a tail sat on my chest. Its eyes were full of circular stripes, and every time it stuck out its tongue, the stripes in its eyes went around and a bell rang. What on earth do you make of that? Albert McAdam . Dear Mr. McAdam: The dream shows that you should beware of a man carrying a satchel that tinkles when it is set down. If he gives you a bottle of something, put your finger in it. If the nail comes off, don’t drink more than quart at one sitting. . . s Bend your dreams to Prof. I C. Itt to be Interpreted! Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, ; legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions wil receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests ecannot be answered. All letters are confldential.—Editor. +Q. What are the nicknames the football teams in some of Bouthern Universities? A. Washington and Lee Uni- versity, “The General University of Virginia, “The Cavalier i llam and Mary, “The Little Indians. Q. What is the address of the Esperanto Association of North America? A. 507 Pierce Building, Copely Square, Boston, Massachusetts. Q. What part did Maicolm Me- Gregor play in “The Gay Deceiver?” In what other recent pictures has he appeared? A. He played “Robert” in *The Gay Deceiver.” Other recent pic- tures of his are “It Must me Love” teaturing Colleen Moore; and “Don Juan's Three Nights” with Lewis Stone. Q. What is solid gold? A. ‘Solid Gold® ‘is the term used commercially to distinguish articles made of gold alloys from plated gold. 1t does not mean pure gold and may refer to 10-karat gold or to gold of more or less fincness. Q. TIs there a King in Holland? A. Queen Wilhelmina is the pres- ent ruler of Holland. In February, 1901 she married Henry, Duke of Meckleburg-Schwerin, who took the title of Prince Consort. He could not be King because he was not de- scended in the royal line of succes- sion of the Netherlands. Q. Who was Isaac Watts? A. An English independent cler- gyman and hymn writer. Q. Are registered and “trained” | nurses the same? A. A registered nurse is one who has graduated from an accredited nurses’ taining school and who has successfully passed the examination of a State Board of Nurses' Exami- ners. A trained nurse may or may not have completed her training course and may or may not be reg- istered. 8he must, however, have had some training to deserve the title. Q. What is the difference be- tween “Classical” and “Mediacval” Latin? A. Classieal Latin 18 a dead lan- guage not spoken today. Mediaeval Latin is much simpler and is fome- times spoken hy scholars. It s used in the litany of the Roman Catholic church. Q. Is a postage stamp a tax? A. It is not a tax but a charge for service rendered. Q. When did the Texas, flood occur? A. September 8, 1900. Q. Will you describe the Dipper? of the Galveston, Great | used by A. The Great Dipper, also called Ursa Major, the Great Bear, Charles’ Wain or David’s Chariot is a con- stellation of seven bright stars which never sink below the horizon and are always visible on clear nights at any season, calendar date, or hour of the night. The constel- lation can be located by the fact that the dipper handle points up- ward and the four stars representing the dipper proper are at the bottom of the constellation. The pair of stars farthest from the handle are called the pointers because they point to the north star, Polaris. Q. What is the name of tire poem beginning “A garden 1s a love- some thing, God wot” and who is the author? A. The poem is “My Garden” written by Thomas Edward Brown. Q. Does Kansas or Iowa lead in the production of wheat? A. Kansas leads in the produc- tion of wheat, with North Dakota second and Nebraska third. Iowa leads in corn production. Q. Is a concertina the same as an accordian? A. The concertina or melodian is a wind instrument with three reeds, and s one of the links in the evolu- tion of the mouth-organ. Inter- mediate links are the cheng and the accordian. The concertina is a more highly developed instrument than the accordlan. The accordian was invented in 1829 in Vienna. There are from five to fifty keys in the accordian. The concertina has two keyboards and a better tone. Q. How is birdlime made? ¥s it used generally in the United States? A. Birdlime is a viscid material obtained from the bark of holly and similar trees by boiling. It is European and Japanese birdsnarers for smearing twigs, but is rarely, if ever, employed in the United States. Q. How many games were played in the World Series, baselsall in 1923 and 19237 A. In 1923 the Series ended with the sixth game, the Yankees defeating the New ‘York Giants 4 to 2. In 1923 five games were played, the New York Giants beating the New York Yankees 4 to 1. 25 Years Ago Today City Engincer Oldershaw reports that the Woodland and Willow street sewers have been finished. A new tent of the Maccabees was organized here last evening to be known as New Britain tent No. 38. 1t has 32 medibers. Officers elected were as follows: past commander, A. L. Thompson; commander, W. M. Bisil; lleutenant commander, H. M. Clayton; record keeper, Frank S. Cadwell; finance kecper, Charles Bovle; physician, Dr. Louis D. Henn; sergeant, Walter P. (wab- tree; master-at-arms, Alfred John- n; first master of guard, John elbach; second master of guard, Charles O. Pherson; sentinel, George A. Wickwire; picket, A. J. Berg; trustees, Dr. C. F. Erichson, Stephen Robb, and Robert Middlemass. Score at half time: Harvard 22, Fennsylvania 6. H. H. Spooner, Esq., will speak at the Y . C. A. tomorrow night, his topic heing “A Murderous Contest.” A male chorus will sing; it will be composed of F. O. Schofield, G. E. Root, B. P. Hockmuth, R. H. Gray, Ray Strong, C. L. Barnes, W. O. Hockmuth,” F. ¥. Hanford, J. O. Deming, J. Draper, and C. L. Bene- dict. New York | Charles Diggle has returned from a hunting trip- to' Glastonbury, He shot 14 quail while away and brought back seven of them. Go to Knight's for your photo- graphs. Car fare allowed. Plainville, Conn., formerly of New Britain. ‘Wednesday evening at the Russ. win Lyceum. Mary Mannering in the romantic Revolutionary play, “Jan- fce Meredith.” E, L. Morey won the prize at the A. T. T. Whist club meeting last night, The social side . of the fraternal organizations seems to be developing in New Britain this season. Whist club have lost thelr popularity, dwindled down to two or three, and been replaced by larger card parties. Business meetings are in- clined to be dry and do not bring out the members, but an entertain- ment of an appropriate character hélps to relieve the monotony of the evening. PRINGETON CRITIGIZED Harvard Lampoon Comes Out With a Blast Against Tiger's Football Team. New York, Nov. 8 (A —Princeton Alumni, cheered by a 13 to 0 vice tory over the Crimson team Sature day, today were unperturbed by sharp criticism of their Alma Mater in a special issue of the Harvard Lampoon. The shafts of the semi-monthly humorous publication were directed particularly at implied loose morals and drinking proclivities jocosely credited to the undergraduate body of the New Jérsey University. Princetonians laid these remarks and references to possible renewal of an old quarrel over athletics as the outburst of & minority at Cam- bridge, citing a marked increase in friendliness on the part of the Harvard Crimson, the undergrad- uate newspaper at Harvard, since strained athletic relations were patched up this fall with the heélp of Yale. A cartoon showing two mired hogs is underlined with “Come Brother, Let Us Root for Dear Old Princeton;” and there are occasion- al referénces to chorus girls and Broadway. OLDS neador chestaremore easily treated extornally with— ICKS Y YaroRye Are You Ruptured? Relieve the sufferings anc tortare to rup tured peoplc Many are curet by ‘my methot which does awa; with thé opera- tion. Free Consultation S. M. BATTALION Rupture Specialist Opp. Depot. 450 Asylum St. Hartford, Conn. Open Daily from 9a.m. to 6 p. m. For appointment Call 5-0255, e ek e St ittt —_—m——ws— COLUMBUS TO COOLIDGE! 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