New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 3, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, . 2 o e § e i B ins ey Rint v Lawd!” sickly mumbled thg |to him. Latter this spirit sends a|New Britain Saturday by 17 to 0. New Bl‘italn Herald THE GABB VOTE | Another nov’,n I)emf)‘t r,Allf‘, \\r :ho!rnlunlhb y])qx.h‘nl hee | e e s 100?5 TR o bahgs PSeI Tt Th ek e aan r A et dehiBfn The vote for Gabb in New Brit- [tory was that of Wagner over|and balance system. —Dorothy Boredet. | he unwittingly drives the bee away. | there being little fumbling. Water- HERALD PUBLIBIING COMPANY [ = ot be looked upon other-|Wadsworth in New York. The lat- e e LSRG Then he falls in love With the|bury could not gain through the line [ wis 1 than as disappointing. The | ter THE JUIX JOKE Murder Will Out! vision, but is never able to find her; | but made long runs around the ends. an as dis - o atom who In his eager.| Ther is no accounting for tastes “Hands up the opportunity has fled. Brown of New Britain was badly SR SOTRON S Jim Donovan quitkly obeyed the| Q. Is it possible to see sun spots|used up and had to retire. Coholan | Bacon, of Middletown, for instance couiuland, with- the ‘naked:eye? missed a hard punt and gave Water~ " ran considerably ahead of. his|lssues like the veteran he is, fnally | S8€Om. OF = 7 i Ay The hold-up man, who had a wild| A. A single spot or group of|bury one of its scores. The New SUBSCRIPTION RATE 3 o | a68Mtng o be a wet while his|It canmot be sald he led a double look in his eye, also put up his|them occasionally are visible to the| Britain line-up comprised Morgan, e oo Msaths: kel *Bubcdhat tsoit eliodghy £0 e S . deys|life; not nevertheless, In Middle- | hands, taking hold of the upheld | naked eye. A large group could be | Brady, Devlin, Cryne, Curtin, Lap- L Mti“onth. [elect a man. Pre-election cstimates|Party remaincd dry. But the drys| fingers of Donovan's. seen on the sun's eastern limb on|{horn, Flannery, Hartman, Wain- | of Gabb's chances had it he would|Were mot fooled, and too many of Pein el | “Now let's play London Bridge is Septcmhter 16, 1925,}\ and i the | wright, Brown and Chamberlain, N g 4 | them_, voted for Cristman to do|®pect bachelor, one T ah . e | fa)ling dowm, W Helaald: apparent center of the sun’s disc on | The New Britain boys were given a B load &t thh Powt Ofioe at Now Britem | 80 least run ‘neck-and-neck - withy \\.v(““’.c olh” o and [frmed” kind who falled to be || Send all communications o Fun 3T (PN 0T come along | September 20. Very dark or smoked | grea( send-off at G s ‘as Second Class Mail Matter. | Dewey. This he didn't do, his vote | Waggworth any : | emm 4 by the blandishments of || SOP Editor. care of e New || 00 1 back fo the institu- | Elasses should be used when the | pot helng far behind the run he made| Semator-Elect Wagner, like Gov- chargied by the blandishments Britaln Herald. and your lef b i 15 HrlahE Kot avold) HIw: & lolli b Ity e i 1 : | the fair sex in his set. JAll ‘e ‘forwarded. to, Now, Fork. f] 200 ; i R. J. Vance defeated M. C, Web TELEPHOND CALLS in 1922, There evidently were many | €rnOr Smith, is a man of the peo-| TH° % e = : =Corinthe Hessler. |the ey ster in yesterday's election and will Busivess Offics .... 323 R ISP IR i}l -rapressntthe. pedplay| Dyt in Baretment 2V L4 k = (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Q. What is “sheet rock”? EPica: New b tain ot the | ten e s : il o ot the kind of peoplo Senator|Place where Judge Bacon's hear It Might be Worth Trying! Torbidden.) A, Gypsum wall board bears|gtitutional convention. He carried saEa i 0 e s e o s lay. There he had a wife and two | Since it's the footbull coach’s task B that trade name. AT ias it e tite LATeA and AN FLR e ooks. and press | rOUDIE Of scralching e [ pretty children. | o train the team to win, we ask Q. What railroad owns thelung won by 1479 to 1165. Mr. Web= tnithe City. Clrculatio an 1 Wi was born in Germany, and | Pretts If for us in the daily game | % largest electric locomotive in the | gror was aided by Mr. Curtis's ¢ was one of the stalwart Repub- [asued Dally (S Kxcepted) A g4 Courch 'Btreet. | best that can be said for the Demo- e Iness to be re-clected straddled the fin jokes. There is Judge Curtiss . cratic sheriff candidate is that town he was known as a circum- Wadsworth largely represented. | room always open to advertieers. tor: liim, Now, what is one to say about ¥ i Tt 5 | s ¥ | A fun-coach might not do the United State | zealous work in the upper wards but se? T Jest anye an | ) ini i held against him by the cnlightened | Such a case? The best anyone can | e A. The Virginian railroad. The | could not secure cnough vo to | do is to glance around at his bache- | locomotive weighs 1,285,160 pounds.! win, The moderators in the wards This railroad also owns the largest| were L. 8. Risley, W. H. Relyea, T e is notable that this fact was not Member ot the Associnted Press LIGHT VOTES Ihe Associated Prees fa exclusively en- e titled to the usa for re-publication o ack o rsk: dhe tvoting'r he lor friends with something akin t0 | yo.Ho, Yo-Ho, and a Bottle of— L ews credited to it or mot otherwice , — g “"/“'M, o ,o‘l :»)uurl compound Mallet steam locomotive, | R. Bailey, W. H. Corbin, M. A. Yoo Tocal | Decome almost a bromide in Con- suspl redited fn this paper and also loca T COMPLEXTON | suspicion. o - : W . Coj news published therein. necticut. At the bottom of this lack TR ‘“. “" Lty 3 10N | pantsh on wrong side out. “l‘gh"jft 684,000 poun K'S- A ton, and James Eagan of interest 1s the fact that the po- | P CORGS | Fa iash awrigh', T wanta get the Q. To what country’s quota is a| Many people forgot ahout yester= Cirealation. | 1it} "1 The nation-wide battle is over JURY DU Lags outa th' kneesh.” i citizen of Lithuania, residing in|day being election day and tried to Mgn‘:-bfl;! "c""f. n‘m;::-‘o;!” e i | cal si 1 00 ided. and control of the Senate, it mot| The punishment meted out to the | —Sunny. ~ Iah 1 France, chargeable when he emi-| procure liquid refreshments in sa- :‘;!‘ch furnishes newspapers and adver- No one would be interested in a | | b6 ihe I e g grates to the United States? Joons. The state law forbids saloons Teare' with & strictly honest analzsle of | 1sepall game hotween the St. Louts | SUIned bY the Democratie pAttY) 81 G E L ecause he was : i A, He would be charged to the |to open on election days, and those clEGlation. . LOUp | SEgIE o e, Jkiree | Cardinals. and . scrub team from |0 01080 that a union with the In- 17006 ! o T ] FLAMING YOUTH 2 J e quota of Lithuania but he would not | who made dives for the doors found are based up 5 e 5 it. [ called for jury duty was something (A Fun Shop Movic) - 3 have to go back to Lithuania be them locked and turned away with ioation. against trand i mewmaperi.. - oo o | surgents will easily dominate | | i ; { 4 u t 3 Slatribution figu es to both national and (e sand 1 b s what polith- Ao cturns than available when |unique In court annals, and ought| By Jake Falstaft starting for the United Stat chagrin and dawning intelligence, | could obtain a Lith b s wondered how many people had seen Josaliuiven 81 contests in Connecticut amount to meet with the general approval | T c —_— o for the most part, except in iso- | ae from the Lithuanian cons 2 | them. : [l : ‘ats. This| ot those are called ever 50| (Seeno Sclicpll To The 110N ARSWERED ; : ¢ The Herald 1a on sule daily in few e eres onoh s e B LuEIRO RIS Danoc A ST | e W R G (Bosnes Pidl siotlutoom I el nearest his place of residence in| he high school football —team York at Ho Newsstand, Times | l1101 nces, e s the most important feature of |Often to do their duty ke a man|tcacher ig writing on the blac You can get @h answer to any | france. R st e e e Gae ot T Square; Schultz's Newsstande, Entra ntest a wey % | ana sit on a jury. That in itself is|board. A paper wad hits her in the tion of fact or information by| Who was “Charles, the|yaap . S o o 3 Grand Central, 42nd Street. z — t congressional elections, the|? Sl oL S neokl) writing to the Question Editor, | gimple? S, year, that with Plainville being a TR T : tlanced and {he lssues| Vi8] featuro that in one way or| hard enough in most instances; to eacriox: “Who! ihraw! Uit papert| eyt Britain Heraldl« Washinaton| A.. Hing.Cliafles I of Trance u:”.wnl‘zs‘}m 1 71 points to its op The opera season in New York | .o gharply drawn there is mo lnck |200ther Will affeet the entire coun- | be demoted on returning to wad? Who was i Bureau, 2 New York avenue, ) the posthumous son of |* o e sl oloe o e e . s I | ithin the nesl two, venrs seat of employment is doubly hard| (There is an . Washington, D. C., enclosing two| Louis, the Stammerer. | The Kantue ky Oil Co, in whic Pomagd Wil IaFsaC et antE e liave been individusl con- |and nnjust. The judge who found| Tesch : eck, YOU MAY | cents in stamps for reply. Medical,| Q. Are there four or five nations | SO Many New Dritain m e e : stay after |legal and marital advice cannot be | holding permancnt seats in the atauclo il gl they wells recently struck pumping from 50 to 100 barrels of crude oil a day. rently the critics f glory, and apparen o v ty such states; and| N 2 od the “golden horse shoe” |, | of intercst, such as in New |tbe m r guilty of contempt of | Rol pPeck: “Aw, gosh, it wasn't|given, nor can extended research | Council of the League of Nations? regarded P A Springfield man has leased the Ryder barnsand track in the eastern not bring out the part of Plainville. Philadelphia hotel manager for (1.»; his was written may swing the —_— blaze of as a grand success, irrespective of : Hem e fork and Massachusetts; there |court did a good ,\Pr\lmi 1o em-{me! I get blamed for everything m? undertaken, - All other quemgna Who decides what ,muu“w shall be ; ERnl i ; 1 have been prohibition retsrendiims vers and employes alike. | ; | wil recelve a personal reply. Un-|represented in the Council? what they thought oy 1o have - B ’ : {signed requests cannot be answered. Bl 5 oo fivel o nacin et ealn opera that was dished up as &, ! reno| eteehn i bisnelocal chntepte it (Scene: The same. It is the next |4 epters are confidential.—Editor. | held by England, France, Italy, Ja- stivred the pulse of voters, such as | SPCak. day. The teacher is addressing the | ! pan and German The first four class.) Who wrote “For men may|together with the United States start on the Metropolitan cuisine. |0 (o Qinnetti 7 " ave P i 4 | . SCHOOT, FOR WARDENS eacher: “I have an important{come and men may go, but I 80 |.ore designated in the covenant of | obsefvahon The city of New Haven is cu Fleers G k But it was the ever-recurring el . enonrowl & | sslohy : polls | ‘inouncement to make, TOMOrrow fon for ? e Tesmie whitod i siart of e Wins with & large number of rous i question: Who is to gain control of | DOWn in Alabama another case | o'\ iGiut of the school board 18 |+ A, Tennyson in “The Trook.” B 8 Drande ) e . 8 of dotima 0 T" W th r ossings and is going about Congress, which means control of [ IS on the tapis of a death due to| coming to call on us. I want you all| Q. Does a steel ball dropped in e adte Aty 94 n e Weatne street crossing: | € 2 | having rejected the Treaty, never it in the right way fo eliminate he government? Of the 34 sena- | mistreatment by prison warden, | to be good, bright children, and | he ocean submerge to a certain|claimed its seat on the League| them. The survey that will nsWe 3 my ‘w‘n-'“‘v”wmvlvll:':th point and then remain in suspen-| Council. Germany was admitted by taken will be followed up : 48 08 0N { 0. claction it appears that the Re-|forging a note for $30, and the : ],‘, 16 Ve will, dent tenehor e At S vt A aun of the Assembly. — The en- B ¥ lvea? uy i g i . o. 1o specifie gravity largement of membership in the ain | | oblicans suffered {he usual set-|Warden was such a dumbbell that is greater than that of water. | Council of the League is decided by 1 | he did not know plunging a pris- Reel 3 J Steel is roughly seven times heavier | {ho Assembly of the League com.|Somewhat colder tonight; moderate mosphere, i e Gabb contest in this county, 5 por be tors from 33 states who were up|The prisoner was sent to jail for | Washington, Nov. 3.—Forecast ! for Southern New Iingland: Gen- stringent regulations in the | crally fair tonight and Thursday; est of general safety. The f E : FHEsh s back of an off year. The election L ) prisir c I R s 1 3 (Scene: The same. Another day | (han water. R oM orth. and north winds. no'city can afford to permit death) o T TS M lof a Republican senator from |oner alternately into hot and o |y, By g, The president of the| . When did Leif Ericsson ats- | Tt !‘”ar e N traps to exist on the downtown | - y ) Maine on November 29, to fill a|Water was a fervific strain upon | sehool board, a farmer gentleman, | over America, and when did he| Q. Which of the Lake cities hold | 'air and slightly colder tonight. streets. SR St vacancy will have to be added to|the heart. The prisoner did, and |is seated before fhe class) | 1ana? | first rank in the shipment of coal?. |Thursday increasing cloudiness, Feinsy hobble alor Republican prosp! now the warden — or former war-| 1¢ac nd who wrote ‘Ham- A, The date Is not known but.ds| A, According to the annual re- | probably followed by light rain or e advent of & new lumber firm | idea as to w ey lara e et |roughly cstimated about 1000 A. D. | port of the Lake Carriers' Associa- | Show in south and west portionss inthe city lends color to the The « automobiles tra ¢ ino| In the lower house conditions,j %~ 8 O 4 ; YIS (There s no answer.) _|The only record of the voyage is in|tion for 1825 Toledo, Ohio, ranks|moderate northwest, shifting to e N R as this was written, are not defi- | CE i it BGURIL AL Cclocrikon | ainian Come, come. Who | reelandic sagas, in which it is re- | fisst as a lake port for shipping soft | east winds. liapatlll - held) by many, that e Sl by nitely known. The Democrats here | ¢ ¢as¢ that prisoncrs are consid- | wrote ‘Hamlet corded {hat he landed in “Vineland™. | coal, with Sandusky second. Tuf-| Conditions: Centers of low pres= future of .the bullding industry In| @ > L R e s cred as not having the fundamental | 1ob Peek: “Well. anyhow, it geholars variously elaim this to be | falo and Erie, New York lead in the | sure noted this morning over the city is to cont i that | speed limit et Bantuponi| oL A opullbeing feomuellel Ll 8 At heliie aften oyl Lo e | Greenland, Newfoundland, and the | lake shipment of hard coal. Towa and central Florida with an o no’ appreciable les- | takis Dolln andithey 1o coaviaEleast b (0GUHE 1 0 OIDES ohe P ¥ | Dresident of School hoard: *The | conet of New Ingland. | e area of high pressure over the Ohlo there is to be no : % L ful seats to topple the Republican | e convicted of something, be it |ijtile skeesicks! I'll bet it was! Q 4 the full name of | Valley and Pennsylvania. Showers sening In building during the com- | W ast vith publican | - S little as stealing a loaf of bread | === it ¢ ®actress?, When and | 25 Years Ago Todfly were reported from the Gulf coast ing years. The city has grown con- 5 b cars g to keep from starving? What the | A Bribe | where was she born? | states and snow from northern New The battle of ballots has been | oin necds is a school for prison |, Frofessor: “Alex, can you tellme | "\ " She was born in Budapest, | AL SN, Ingland, the St. Lawrence valley one of speckled interest, in somo | o PHISON | how to square the hypotenuse?” | pyuy April 27, 1591, Her real| One of the attractions W the Main | and from the upper Mississippi val- siderably, too, and with a la S npEmel: i SRt g | Wardens, and attendance should be| Alex: “Yeh, give him a ¢gupla |name is Magdelena Hajos street store windows just now is the |1 fight 1 ‘i 4 compulsoLy, | dollars. . formerly known as Mitzi Hajos. tall old-fashioned clock of fine ma-| Northfield, Vermont, reported five Evibeine ojofie S e tuntery . | —Paul §. Powers. Q. Why is the atmosphere colder | hogany finish which is on exhibition | inches of snow on the ground at 8 R T Rk | at a high altitude than it i close to|at B. C. Porter Sons. |2 m. Low '{emperatures prevail THI. PULLMAN PORTER the carth? | J. M. Burdick will speak on the|in many sections of the interior and f E . tovernop | COTtain loeal candidates. In others F t dF Iy venno! actsan ancies (Observed by dJohn Scott) A. The carth's atmosphere is a | “Department of Finance” at the | killing frosts were reported as far be considerably more than i publican posters | Stat like in Connecticut, the would go under that maller city. est waned except in the case of | smaller city. ur election ¢ local issues settled it, in spite of | [} Portarsinisg o b P i : In our fon ex e | . Porter—Ifust call foh dinnagh hlanket of air, heaviest near the | Epworth League institute and train- | south as Alabama and Georgia. within thirty minutes of the clos- T mocrats may ; the attempt of the administration | BY ROBERT QUILLEN His Wite—Now you jus' Wiit 2 .o qnd thinner and lighter the {ing school to be held in the New | Conditions favor for this vicinity ing of the polls last r , the \ . ' a some- | to make the fight center around | oS Sy minute, honey. You ain’t on de tr; farther one ascends from the sur-{Haven Trinity Methodist churc fair followed by unsettled weather i now, an’ wish you'd get dat foolery | ¢, I of the sun penetrate November 8 and 0. | with slowly rising temperature. out'n your haid. | this atmospherd 1s they penc-| The annual Tabs' fair will open e e ile: ~tor quda : Porter—Las’ call foh dinnah! trate through g Heat is gene- | in the Casino Saturday. The opening WASHING WALLS was three hundred under what it AT 2 derstand local les mueh MOTe | \epat tyele Sam fhinks a spirie | S Wie—Trasht Ain't Tdone tol' | ipuq by contact of the rays with | will be preccded parade of the| Walls and delic voodwork may readily than national issues, unless |of aloofness is in reality a wide wet | JO% Aipner wasw't réady! Jus' foh | : The blanket of atmés- | members and the drum corps. | be washed with water, white soap | 5 : AL-} li” goin’ to ! ins this heat just as it i Guiden's g running gave | and a little ammonia added to the pledrit ol S R L P AN e orter—Ju dnuLe, AM— | rofained under the glass roof of a | Plainville a 12-0 victory over South | Water. Be sure to change the water very much, that the mistake had- | whether the 1 i incere character. Manufactured is- is curious in how small a space | 1€t Me carry dat rollin’ pin. 1Us t00 | oop, iy balthougn i e fanclester fa foothall Saturd e e e pened. However, the compiling of s o RraiiEire sues, such as the milk issues in Bebby foh you. Thanls You, maam. |jjanket permits it to disperse gradu- | Waterbury high school defeated | wash every inch of the surface. were | 5 you can park a ton of coal weighing e otibla 2 mass of detailed figures at great Tl d New York and the Conowingo|1865 pounds. Yes'm—ycs'm. No trouble b lally. The higher one rises above | Obthe carth the thinner the air and | expert sh a drink speed into a coherent whole is . e 4 power project in Maryland, do not —_ i o °s you wish a 1rink P 1 : ¥ 3 | the more rapid, therefore, {1ie iS- | ————e et Sk el oL m! COLUMBUS TO COOLIDGE! practice, King ¢ e | ;. > . n g Cotton, having tried to be- v ead slight errors. but 4 T ; . las a rule swing the voters atly. | likely to lead to slig a and the - o Breatly. loome too great, probably knows how deltl: 3 = S ontrary S nHIIaTs e general citizenry may not be |the ex-Kaiser fcols, eraves to know where you Wasijigy gijtudes, the heat belngyd | night! Does you know how late | 1 much more rapidly, the colder Here's that Outline of American Iistory you have been waiting for— The trial of Dr. J. Frank Norris O T T ideal thinkers upon abstrus iti- : AQ UL faint circulation. ReEhetlse noll That ) X ttin' in? ! a bulletin prepared by our Washington Bureau, condensed fnto 3,500 words b it e ethe o b What's the use e “goodness v i in Fort Worth, Tex., is going to Wy Khows o lanian e ;| ! L 8 e . ime ! i 3 of type. giving every “high spot” in Amerlean history from the discovery ndency to let of one part of f world sec r—1 was on time, n How are fruit cocktail i 2 0 he celebrated trials of the % bility 56D OUR] i 5 i rld - secms 3 3 ol 3 ar v o ails || of this continent down to tho present day. different”—it will give you one of th ra : i | ability to see through mere politi- {wicked to anothe ves'm. T was due into here s ] o virds eve view of the development of America from the time of its dis- cal chicanery for election purposes. - fitteen, and dals when I 3 67 o Does you wish a time-table, m What the result will be ‘ash- | One reason why America loves Yl iy froit with shredded pincapple SRS B5%Er o 5 : : betln Wash | o s Soeton by o o e e e L fncestors came over on the Mayflower or on tho amer from Europe! . ington canr %8 €l rely ' % 2 i Lok e AT 5 ¥ 3 ¢ chance with the t not be entirely proble- |y o 3 Ports emme brush you off. | gy, and :‘,,‘.“‘.\,\,,;;M R G SN a news serial in the papers for a | pomoerats, matical. 1f the Democ 4 % e o Tkt ¢ 8 i & Jeniios —_— CLIP COUPON HERD = o news ser n : human nature, | Matical. 1f the Democrats are suf: L mazam. Docs you think this 13 YOUT chorries cut in half, using as much | T ficient in the lead to organize the ‘?wvvlu—wlu,\ ? 2o X | pineapple and banana as grapefruit. | AMERICAN HISTORY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, pathy for the reverend doctor in ith the 4 help of (he Senate committees, it will mean an (= ! "]“”'" '“‘1‘\] "‘:k'fl“‘" "fi" "J‘.'I“ Cover with a dressing of sugar and o wSXoric Aven ue A aalll e tor AR O, 3 1 Ip of the 00d bump wid de rollin’ pin! Tuke | 1 the east. He appears to have been " s oif mportant change to the nation. lat! \l,‘|lm,w \\'mv'uh.\\il 1 was one error apparent. The total|where, but t ¢ excecdingly | Supporting Coolidge, economy and [ Casus helli: “I'll bet I could lick for representative | rar prosperity. Vote us a rule, un-|him. i should have been. A B i neaponsibile: regret, e ! the latter are of a clean-cut and | minute, hig hoy! cal subjects, but it has an uncanny erhaps s Mix the pulp of one grape|| covery that you can get In coudensed form nowhers else. 00l hoys and year, It is just beginning and r Vo v and grownups will find it equally interesting and valuable—whether thelr the -ocean of election mews is Out | low (he casiest road, an unwilling- it no doubt will become epell. There seems to be small sym- blicans have the it Juics :(' an L"m\l‘. Chill ."uh: it Bullalin CONDA BT MO A0 0T TDOE, sid e diose an egotistical crusader in hehalf of el ) ik ey = Soeauts otich ' ves'm— | S€Tve in cocktail glasses garnishe herewith fivo cents In loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps, or coin iy T i an. explanation [is: n Porter m== il YOS with candied cherries and leaves. ||| for same: inde- what he regarded as the letter Of [ o000 2 4 |5 \e! party having a majority ow! I'm on de observation cah. but| g vy all 1 observes jus’ now is stars! poem “The Rhoccus”? | NaME o {4 It is based on a Greek | [1egend. A" youth by the name of | = | Rhoecus is walking through the | «+:STATE Al A M35 LENGLENS || ooaatidl sie » Yoo abovit to fall | I am a reader of the HERALD. ME FINE LADY !! ! i b foar el i PO He prop# it up and eecs a vision of —_——— Dertoaratie | seraiors. Tila. wouta | Eroe pecle Grafthose who' know SO YOU'VE BEEN | |the spirit of the tree making love | : AENALPTS °uldino tyranny except that faposed by | | HAVIN'A ROW wip YER | | ! P . bring about a tremendous commit- | their fool law.s b I | nsomtets . robume ! em, g | b wtu Y ous commit- | their own fool laws. HUSBAN' TOO, HAVE YeR? - the law; yet took the i g g e in the Senate has the privilege of | own hands and now stan ch d 1 1at % ng the committees, vhich | e e i + WhICR | 4 mmodel nusband s one that guts | ith murder. allowed up in the general clection | MeANS that the chairmen of the|the idea fnstead of looking dumb | —_— T N o : important committees — all of the |[when kicked under the table. Today is one of those days in t committees, if desired — will be | lives of the telegrap the daily newspapers wher ' 6 5 2oL e b devil their hours from early Dl et M 'I"l:'_“il(: '\L‘;"'X'I:v 1t Mussolini really mutters {o J e Jon b e e ke o e e o some o the Importantcom- | LR S | THE FAMILY ALBUM--ROCKING CHAIRS = -8 s, cuovas will he more complete. T ) u ' ; ! a member of his cab- — in the policies of the nation. |inet. * SLUYAS e begins with the pb i £ ! . The X who have the power to| =y eight precincts out o tal of { o e e T oAk Heme sotsolianiin. 3 N s POUCICS 'rong ago one crowd woul prey rvise the actions of com- |and the othe. pray. Now the same | werally; and much of the crowd does hoth 072 give lead of and toward work hinges upon the 8010 - out . ¢ « orities. It is probable that the discoverer ' it comr . A slothful, |of the Yangtze sneezed just give the « : chairman started to name it Meanwhile s 1 content | ever hair still remains at t % A true Progressive is one who | worrled craniun. b rite, |feels that way even while standing . FHRIE NOTABLE VICTORIES \ I t chairman can at the feed treugh. IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS ‘ Rattm ST et Roraback: “T told y 4 1 2 & AL senalor .. sita. than @ tes. Do g €X- happen to kno wihe Faltinor ; - \ of “ds Aveor s TAKES UP EVENING PAPER. IN PASSING , CRACKS MUTTERS HIS GENERAL OPIN- A LITTLE |ATER WIPE BACKS| G | AND HEADS TOR HIS FASY ANKLE AGAINST PRO- ION OF ROCKING-CHAIRS ROCKING-CHAIR IN ORDER- e CHAIR READING HEAD- TRUDING PART OF AND $IT5 DOWN,NURSING TO GET NEARER LIGHT, ¢ he has been in the | ~ ©UTHE FUN SHOP JOKE PACTORY LINES ROCKING- CHAIR ANKLE-BONE RUNNING PROTRUDING Only in 1924, when Vs END INTO HIS SHIN A La Mode sisters we carried the land- you're a thug?" Republican ticket le, has h ¢ lance of — { palmist; you're going - " »-ope 0 ther i 1 in fhe world Bay financial loss cigarette seems ~Williams Purple Cow to S this were Texas.” e irgents cndents, with A< Written by Various FUN SHOP 1 -Laborite, combined| Tunncy is keeping fit. He h Contributors read seven geod solid books sir the row Just Morris voud ‘ The ¢ : al ters, he group of Tyler: ot y 2 ther too frequently for com- | out of it it was the — ug: “Hands up probate. ide o could not b France may figure that the gh- Mitehellis the resul Ly boys spert it. and shonld therefore g Why Thoms: “I'm ) . Al tuation now ones (o work 4 iteh I'm er player and 1 1 nds down.” be a candidate Wi 8 th sident seares L TCLHY Herbert D, Fagan. control” a tuation of Thos sudden storms in Florid Witen s iy i yortance. No Itcpublican |"MUSt (001 4 ey accked man at frst. | SR ANNOUNCES SAVAGELY RETURNS T PAPER, GETS UP FOR PIPE ON -~ KICKS CHRIR, HURTING Rl y e e e [ : THAT TOR THERESTOF RUBBING SHIN TRBLE IN CORNER, FOR- TOE MORE THAN CHAIR, t rd workers who | 1 was dreadfully seasick s B niiout ooy avide & $ulh o %orktoms trilona’ theyimAs| reilly el ni N Ry, WaRIL I8 Mid || 16! was namirine i ogeary over EVENING ROCKING-CHAR SOFTLY CETS HE PUTROCKING - AND LOCKS HIMSELF | B the approval of the large op- [Presidential spokesman. “ 10 steamer rail. 15 60ING TO STAY IN.CORN- CHAIR THERE, AND CRACKS N DEN WHERE THERE Cover oy % fon.”1n the opinton of mavy| corract thie ia a5, Sudenly. Ui e el 3t L;qvg’azli);: IT CANT HURT ANKLE ON PROTRUDING ROCKER ARENT ANY ROCKERS |, ene + Ha,” [ proached him and aiming a revover | Nt automobiles we us t NG observers, this is quite a normal [she lay o8 KliG off the|at him through his overcoat pocket, | taxicab the party would be broke.” |t i thei t issue. | condition in American politics, -,,drrinl'. “almost two hundred. demanded: 1 (Protected by Publishers Syndicate) | *Throw up your hands!”