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. 3 H ld Plainville is an up-and-coming | LIBERAL PARTY VICTORY . (Oh yes, I am a champion value, Its content is as follows: | ent day university student is New Brltaln era. little town, & we don't IN CANADA FaCtSa"dFanCles And I can dodge and block; Water 91 per cent; protein 3.5 pvx":)VIuln']:):w;:l‘ (1f,);.3. SL;\Lh,‘.‘.Q (;:cf!m.r HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ) [) But what it Wills or Tunney |cent; fat 5 per cent; mineral matter | of ten or 20 years ago e e : g 3 e BY ROBERT QUILLEN b should 8 per cent and carbohydrates 4.2 Dean Agnes I. Wells of Indiana Tarued Dally Bxceptet) | ) : Give my new beak a sock? ") |per cent. Fuel value per pound— | university, sald 90 per cent of the Cburch Street. ssary improve tie United State —F. G. Hatswick. |[160 calori t will not producewomen and 75 per cent of the men — weight but s recommended in|in today's college student bodies cases of opesity because it lacks fat- [ “have higher ideals than will be | ial considerations shou L 1 r n Canada e z A vears, Indeed, heads should vat party roughs wcency is the worst curse. . 25 SUBSCRIPTION RATE o : Sy Republican | N0 mun aspires to be what he isn't 4 ; A Real Helpmeet { 0 a Vear. intil he’s sick of what he is. Dr. Pearson: “You're very badly |forming Ir dients. found in any er group of so- )R ‘When did Emil Coue die? $2.00 Three Montha. for the construction o adec DAYty o throush 75c. s Month Sl % R e | hurt. Do you #uppose your wife wer system should be J 3 ! the It dad says to get mothers help | [ would offer somid of her blood for a| A. July 2, 1926, at his home at| Cross, insisting that he could out right away t n conju on the lesson, the kid has got past | transfusion?” ;-\“"" v \I;r]fl"'ft‘ o substantiate every word” of his Send all communications to Fun M(:ufi (faintly “I think so, T ‘v‘m ,{!“”_ | \\:'flr Capita | charges and his evidence, declined e i Shop Editor, care of the New | Doc. She’s always been pretty gen- \ 42,918 REOLEE [to say at what institutions the epi- S T SRS e R e Rno Rao e vh:1 Dritatn Herald, and your letter | eron? in giving me picces of her| A TS 0 fsodes of which he spoke took place. Business Office .... 925 : AT ¥y ads did ge! var N mind.’ 3 ars are mea eN| In his sccond articlé, he styled Editorial Rooma .... 926 It will have to be done ackenzie King, which was upset | them something else would. |k will be forwarded to New York. —Therese Stenglen one speaks of the “early 90's"? | 1o colloge . man's pw(:"w\r!»v: 1 then why not now last July when it reduced the tarift p — o (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction A. The period just following | uthe gospel of pooh-pooh” and The only profitable advertising medinm SN b S ties on automobiles, returns to |, ’0']”" people think they are Attention, Diplomats! Forbidden.) 1890, the latter part of the 19th aeeribed the . dress of women stu- o the City. Circulation books and prese . . sroad-minded when they are simply | Instead of delega . B century dent d thelr cond “ada Yoo alwass open to advertivers 1 CO-EDUCATION AND 1 largely on account of [too ignorant to form an opinion. We'd f oo e G Whiat 15 tho) velatibnehipiher | o0 e (Uicinnganduet to Gadap, | IMMORALITY 1 the western agricul e S AeRUIGORE EdRo mard £ood y tween the Crown Princess of Sweden | hion f0 What they (think men . i L ¢ a - g = jokes 3 S < iy SWCACT ] jike,” He blamed present day cole Member of the Associated Press. ¢ N estern ¢ i e sk ddsice aute-| . Sex sn't mnch of & problem 10| Mors fun sMips so thet ahe'd forsst |and King George V, King of J,H:-L e i s S The Associated Press s exclusively en- o R R 2 g people who are too busy THINK [0 ot cl p=\an taatianeid lorxe ; ¢ land? IR Loy nean 00 e erlannte, r one fulltime obsession, Debt! IPhe Orown Printess of Sweden youth is a student for the titled to the uso for re-publication of 1 i owest™ possible | oyt jt, : all news credited to it or mnot ¢ a prime factor in breaking 1a ST e he , — tormMly Lady Loulse Mountbatten, | —Riecopal ministry Credlted in this paper and alw local ! ws published therein. former prim and circum 0 itastiing ar “Modern childr arn quickly,” Tired of Them RaancassigS ol Belatennbra NI B 5 5 This is éspecially tru the mat-| ‘Waitress: “Will you #have some daughter of Queen Victoria. T e N s e 3 | Crown Princess is a great-grand. | MeNts of W daughter of Queen Victoria. George | V. King of England, is the son of “Wntered at the Post Office at New Britain | as Second Class Mall Matter one hears from ci t would be a popular r over the Conscrvatives. t nth grade. i h ! rogressives, have the upper hand | e | S - 5 0. Cross ormer Unje t Tilinois student, impeachs principle of co-education, false and unwarrant- tlie opinion of President ter of disrespe raspberries for dessert Diner: “No, thanks, I'm an ump- Member Andit Burean of Circulation 1d coincide f t owever e Bosnel s The A. B. C. ia a natlonal organization | e By : Ll which furnisies newepapers end sdver: nts co-education claimed < the public as much as possi- strictly honest analysis of [ oo oo gl Lo oo cties first b r y h & Strictly e ics | Years ago -when the practice fir the reduction in the automo- —Claire’ MacKinnon. UL sh Qe Mictor upon thie audit. This Iusures | hecame common in educational in- e ashEraiously —_ At therecore S ans Erandsonsiof protection agal fraud in newspaper | L mes fRrigyionaly Inptnl | 2 BosT 5 - \ | Queen Victoria. Princess Alice, the [ PaVid Kinley. He refused to “en- Alstribution figutes to both national and | stitutions, lar and reeulted in the Conserva- THE POST GRADUATE COURSE : grandmother of the Crown Princesg| COUrage the egotism of an irre- local advertisers. Thirty years ago it was claimed | jvos holding their own or gaining. Further Thoughts Upon the Opening P of Sweden and Edward VII, father | £Ponsible boy by giving time to a Sl e Of School of King George V were brother and | discussion of hfs vagarics.’ e e By Sunny sister, both heing children of Queen e e pass unless it turns out to be sm Prince, T wasn’t quite like you; NS ANSWERED Niciorla he Crown Princess of NO COMPLAINTS YLT | Sweden refore, a second —_— You can get an answer to any | cousin of King Georze V. President Has Not Teard Oficially question of fact or information by | Q. Who is the author of “The of Fight Objections MORE “EDUCATION” wriling to the Question Editor, | Big Parade” | Washington, Sopt. 16 (P— oty AT THE CENTER R e b e y Mt man like you, & Master|NeW Britain - Herald, Washington | A. Jaurence Siallings |at the sesquicentennial ceremony The city traffic squad 1s gotting [ o' ; Bl a ¥ | of Canada being ruined by the low- 2 Mind. Bureau, 1322 New York avenue,| Q. In which moving picture did|nere said today that as yet none of down to cases at the Center and | responsible persons that the condi- | tariff Liberal policy. It seems that A Miss Qates in South Carolina| {iashineton, B R0, Renclofiugimero ain Tin-lg, Sho dostactoriaaveia | tho prolesis sentibrestdentiGaglings fowm {0 cases Kt b O e | tlons forecasted 0 years 40 Have | ine farmers are not much con- | hroke her engagement because her e o o Bht for reply. Medical, [ baby from a condor * againgt the holding of the Dempsey- ijpongn 8 rocont oo come to reality. cerned whether th Anebrins are ie stayed full of corn & kind that he'd be prond;toiown, | oc co0 marital advice feannot ‘he [HEA 2 dn ke Night (Or Tunney fight at Philadeiphia had Church street crossing 13 giving | oo 0 E ey whether the industries ar a8 sl given, nor can extended research| Q. What is the meaning and de- |been received at Paul Smith u o point 1s, 18 the claim | ryine ong he price Sy e undertake ) stions | © { the name “Pz : e = B i he: Claim | ruined so long as the prics of | aiadie-ased 1o that ne With all the | Knowledge that was| D€ undertaken. All other questions frivation of the name “Pasteur’? TR il e At | true? Have we as much immor- | hat they huy does not go up you have a taste for soli Kknown ““1;K TEID G personal reply. _ Un-| A The name i1 French for|fhere scemed liil probabilily fh Jlity in collegiate cireles as the The Canadia utomobile situa- | and search in vai 5 dea THa(tat whett T atartad font | slane quests cannot be answered. or the commission woul¢ terfere mobile situation. : . g cansdlanantomon aisity 2 e 1t 10 411 letters are confidential.—Editor.| Q. On what day did September |, N Bl onlG nisiete ng Ashasb Cted odi oo mie| T AL tion Is peculiar. A dozen or so of [ AMONs modern do== | 116, 1926 com e amy B (bl b s has been pointed out on seve - But WHAT I've learned sinee I| g - e O] 3 to be conducte Hen atotot iy ——— American companies have erected | A gool and his monev [ve learned since 1| Q. What is the best way 10| A. saturday. (#9550 besconducial ynden siate Jans o0l 2 is me met you!! | 3 S P | | that co-education would ultimately |yt ¢ The Herald !s on psale dally in New » g Jut ti York at Hotaling’s Newsstand, TI o inerease im- Sqpare; Schultzs Newsstands, Ent R G¥ina Central, 420 Street. laim was quite gen _ turing Interests could t swing country for Arthur Meighen ilways loved to go to school , ] ler than the horn indicated oohed and had little | anq his Conservative party, despite I sensed that it would mever do ffect in preventing the multiplica- | the loud noise they made during| “The masses® is very indefinite, |70 Erow up ignorant, a fool | tion of co-educational institntions. | ha campaign about the industries | Put doul¥less means all those who | Because 1 felt some day 1'd find | evidence it has discovered ona of the sore spots of the pedestrian vs. a al occasions in these columns, the UARANAYS WINDINGS 1 Kill a tree? | Hasiitne lorhiho hrad iahiston the| Wy Lecine sapaibi ey it i o0 iates nlantsl i Cannddiojta ke icate parad bR A A. The most satisfactory way i READ HEURALD CLASSIFIED ADS e o g T Mok acesany | W B onsivel el S it | OCRte SGanad i SR e B UERINGH | SRS G thought T knew Arithmetic, to girdle it with a deep belt around - | FOR BEST RESULTS r v Braves of |, e Jargely assembly plants 1| Ysars nd how to add or to divid the trunk and let the tree die| bl b | | | eant he Church street - . fly meant that the Church street| .. oo ot 20000 soldier dead in s as pretty thick, slowly I i b duty must be paid upon the paris i ; b trossing is safe against automobiles | prance are aistigured with vigar [ P o0 PR B BEER) A vl n n t : ravelled by your| Q. Where did the saying o rrossing it while pedestrians are |j,qrintions, as Senator Caraway Belicsel | s % 5 Rlegthng b luains jon it N ¥ v Subtracting Kisses frofn our | thin's day it will rain for the next| - 4. y 5 This made the cost of all makes supposed to have the right of way. | .. % A b | reports after a visit to their last| / iomopiles higher in Canada store 40 days? ! But a traffic policeman at the spot | . i o H1ace: ‘e ha n | “All present American colors ar ot - 3 | es places. We have no doubt, A ¥ b (O £t o e 1 an oIl Ehelisn Auners ergetic| than in the United States; and such | gact+ gays an ad. Well, they mus { s 2 Ingl i % has been functioning as an energetic |y cocer 4nat he saw some, other- e : e fast,” gays an ad. Well, they must | siilion A[[acks Al‘e Me[ “lfll COUlllel‘- ctual Canadian companies which [ keep up with the girls. 70 2ate Torontr Soniusts R A e Dinck s write colons® ; teacher and has had many af puplls. Autoists have been cautioned | oo o e al el n- pup! atement. But w also feel con hat was to be my happy fate — | which there is no spectral celor, | object of that verb was you! |hence the darkest color known, | | “Heet” Relieves Instantl o8 g My greatest knowledge gained |opposed to white. White is pro-| . J ol sty who' bought the machines were not hneTaE luced by irvegular refloction of ail| Chicago, Sept. 16 (® — The | so well satisfied; they wished to Was learning just how dear |the visible rays of the solar spec-|?bused college co-ed, smarting un-| " der charges of Wilfred Cross in ’ The Witness, Lpiscopal (‘)\VII’L'H‘ get their cars at or ncar the samc you are! trum combined as they exist in the s0: solar beam; hence is a combination ; e weekly, of immorality and malevo- lent influence in campus life, 52 Adad Gel forsal of all col When the Mackenzie King gov-| One, might : e e eE ] ,‘lu\\'n t s the largest body crnment violently reduced duties | earrying a hip flas what oil comes in handy when its | known in the universe * | found defenders in a score of un: pistol. \ining?” A. The giant star Antares, whose | Versity executives. Keeper: “Darned 1f T know diameter is estimated about 275 | But Cross, former student of the 000,000 miles, and i 250 light years | University of Illinois 1 of the v i ditions pretty ! e P Sozonel distant from the earch. Berkeley Divinity school of Con- vhemwhe: ‘,‘”}\ ) “":‘(\“N rrm‘]:moi are ju:lfu\fll\flL to squelsh the | .0 millions of dollars would be [when you ask for a mateh. B 28 What does a ‘“cowpun necticut and last summer a special HYED 8 Pty War = trouble-making element and have | o0 "0ng yow many thousands of | oTen udent at Harvard, stands staunch- of traffic was attempted. The fre-| .y gycceded. But the minority | i e It must be awful to be so high- A. The name is a western col- {1y by his charges and levels a new ;”f‘ L AWOULG, SN SN TOWN ‘ M= prow that you must pretend always loguialism meaning one who herds | fusillade depicting the co-ed as an - ployment in that indusir the!| G0k Bore @ DT RN uhioiloon : i Sl e | angler for masculine approval. | with applicator attached fo cork, ; ol she woul Gld RO RO s e o (AT Clar lect? Cross' first article in The Wit. |Just brush “Heet” over the pain P t 1= g Yar wear long skirts g ¥ & 2 2 Niti hethe knecs, e oLs, in high tariff ids iElooked as iy e gollEhomS SO IR B aDie: : A. It is the dialect. of ! ness told of gin deliveries at the "ot “‘m':_‘“‘ o D be oty 1 £t k e S MRS, SPRINGER'S OCEAN in Laar St back doors of sorority houses and |y,,4v " nstantly you feel this harm- continues the good work i e Sonacl [1t had its origin in pajama parades on a train of i A 4 s : 1o |1y correct, and he no doubt felt the : YAG B S pmeline i o5 on & train Of |less, glorious, penetrating heat draw = | PINCHOT, VARE AND NORRIS at the| “I'm as good he (Overheard by Tannic O. Sterman) | 1120ers of Germany In the Miadle) slecping caxs bound to an intercol- |he pain, soreness and stiffness right & | SIS B et G DU G a3 h] Foni |out of the aching or swollen joint, muscle or nerve. Besides, “Heet” M'LEAN'S TIP T o r ! casick? Why, Mrs. Thompsol | IN PENNSYLVANIA " n 1 i 3 Wiy rs. Thompson, | jtion jn the Heb: alphabet. | He inferred that the co-ed's in- 1 e G Dhuree Rt ot kol scatters the congestion and estabe Liberals would be swamped DEMOCRATS next election g such 1o can you sugges If the Republi Pinchot of Penusylvania that he ! i S D) have somewhat changed the lan-|(he policy of co-education in uni- |jishes a cur constitutionally averse to making an | , s L 4 guage, by t remain: sically | versities, i e onstitutionally a : | wonld bolt Var erRtenublican e e S o 2 with its broad, ¢ BUtEEIL s 8 leally | versities, | leet” contains two soothing, e s e el e i e las is . e B S e SR B Lt 1a"the oftieial name of | tller Dill Scott, _president of | pencirating ingredients, too expen= rops from under protectionist O e s ! at is the official ng orlhwestern university, declared |sive to use in ordinary liniments or | | | wise he would not have made the g ¥ | nufactured all their own parts e verb “I love,” and little knew A. Black is a condition in| Af[fiCkS i e e || | were able to prosper with a higher I against proceeding over the cros strained to believe such inseriptlons i oooao 0 or nric But the people ing while the red lights were shin-| ;. rejatively few, and no doubt s ; ing, and much satisfaction has Tre- |y e quickly erased now that pub- | sulted. {lic attention has been called to Co-ordination of traffic at the |y rrortunately, however, what ¥ & : bl prices charged in the United State Center is much to be desired. Up 10 | {10 conator reports regarding the | the present such co-ordination has| oo it France about the pay- only existed at the crossings mear-| .. op qehts bears out the state- et Ty a suddan blishe toich est the signals, while the OWheTS, | yonts of other reputable Ameri- | " S amobils Hiiduste S e Canadian autom 1 Tholeasiast v tor o < . 7 Asylum Inmate: aris ¢ and newspapers fizured out how | stranger is to wateh his expressi 5 just as important, had been left 10 | \ing Responsible French officials ¥ 4 3 What has become of the little girl | quent presence of a traffic officer At | 1yt qetionie in smashing s who looked forward to the day| {K# Church street crossing has| i ine yucces and writing fm- ing bu antlwriting o Ce ST E L S changed this greatly for the better. i proper Inscriptions upon grave- It is to be hoped the traffic squad | 1 are hard to control markers are hard to control. it the Conservatives were eminent- { .o yeninstead of seven. nnouncemen hy verno i t S| 1en i Anno ment v Governor : e its origin Slavie influences | fluence was such as te undermin i the World Court? that co-cducation has survived for|analgesics. “Heet” is a clean, pleas- The Permanent Cowrt of In-|50 years and no longer is on trial. [ant Hqwd; doesn't stain, blister os A nalte cartatitay BaID) the Dama- e LR crats—as Senator McLean pointedly | o with the governor's methods and IygLosstikgon e lshn: | | A. told them in his keynote speech— | orsonal beliefs. One necd not be in SAVING TAX FEDUOTION 25 Yeafs Agn Taday |a c. It's j-just wonderful— | H::;M: JuBLe Lo in-|Dean C Boucher “and Athletic |jrritate the skin and costs only 60 then what s to prevent the Demo- | . ey 1 : i | : | ternational court accessory 1o the| hyirector A, A. Staft said the pres- |cents at any drug store hen wha % 0T : ¥ - political and moral agreement with UNTIL 1928 | Wh—Tdor fell very \nlll zile of Nations, cstablished In recior tafl s L8 SDLER) C nts at any dry tor crats from forcing the issue? ISR E ahaylven s o ern ort o feon | A g D) yday for s-some reason. I—Oh | Judge Thoms of Waterbury has| .40 he could not consclentiously | Among those who spoke in tri-| “Mr. Captain! Oh, Captain! I'm|Covenant of the League. | ik o 1 | President Colidge 1s g te to the late President William [ d tely ill—frightfully Q. Who were the “Vikinzs"? follow the advice of Scnator McKinley at mony at the | can ind this! 'm dying, 'm—| A. Rovers, or sea robbers be- | SERENG Y ASHINGRON t were | Oh. stop.the boat, Captain! Turn [longing to the predatory bands of \ccordance with Article 14 of the| mown the He has definitely port Vare, thaugh both may REOPQ L have the samé parly label, One| .,y or Northg Carolina 1 Itusswin nig o run. Afwould not expect Vare to support| .. aiiviean taxpayers the Mayor Samuel Bas . J. Sloper, multitude of Republican newspap: "-‘il'mzx,w were the conditions re- |0 Ll ot | mavert AN B Wi VENEGES | QM ANSERROL AR foning hon! lecas during the Sth, $th and 10t e e e have been keeping the wet an Y | versed. i e S5 ford and John Walsh. ye We're on the pier? Oh, why |centuries and made various setfle- v : he gavernment building d places of intere g o time. That would be entirely con-|mony was attended by didn’'t you tell me before? Never | ments in the British Islands, France ol cay ontained tn our Wasiington Bureau's latest lullotin fssue alive, so that voters of Pinchot has quoted extracts from | o 4o he accepted standards of |number of citizens of the mind calling the doctor be all |ana other points on the IFuropean ING WASHINGTON. Iill cut the coupon below and mail as directed: les M. Jarvis has he t right.” continent Ll mates made for new Q. What is the mecaning of th (g ¥= = OLIP COUPON: HE i to be built in Berlin at a cost of name Lois? TOUR EDITOR, Washington Burcau, New ald 1 | he himself refuses wround and go h-b-back! Norsmen who infested the European parties would be susce e to attacks on Vare made by Senator = Lo American politics. Tf it is possible to appeal. The Democrats coull N0\ pepper, W. . Mellon, Senator Reed reduce taxes to th of the doubt cash in upon much } nt manufac- | and others, all of whom are now : $25.000 A. It is of Greel origin and 1328 New York Avenue, Washington, D. ( b means good or desirable the national election Q. What is the food value of business. If the attacks were justi-| o L who for the layout of Arch str buttermilk? Should it be taken to BROBLOCAS b i The rumor that the Berl oA gain welght? | ranking Demacratic struction compal as to proper time to do modification sentim pror tured by the wet Repuplican Organs. | not think highly of this turn-caat med of suppprting Vare. Candidly, we d0|yon 4 will have a bearing upon| Mayor Basselt today appointed a commitice to n anguments | I want a _copy of the bulletin ING WASHINGTON, and enclnse herewith five cents in loose, uncancelled U. stamps or coin for Surely, 1t the wet issuctis v up and | goq quring the primary they are editorialize about cox 1y nithe | oy aal ‘applicable. dunidx the)| , lito : : e psE Uy as applicable during the |y, fpance committee and former | Jarge factory in Kensington near its o , the same food value as skimmed REEES himirt 3 Republican newspapers, it OUEAY "0 clection. Pinchot at least is honcst & a milk and is given fo infants and | o persons who are unable to assimi- PETPReN . . Jate whole milk, because it is eas am a reader of the HERALD. to digest. It contains compava- tively no fat but is high in protein A. Buttermilk has practically NAME ooveveiennninsisnennes o n of the committee, says the | present oftice were found to be un- true. The company oflicials, when be important t ' about politics, although he ran for th 1 v The ast S | third in primary for all his up- | nd 1027 will be $562,000,- | nished a s argume surplu questioned this morning, said that no plans in that direction will be is available for & | ;ade for the present at le T Ther need for more fr I N + Nobody denies The. Citizens' association politics, although he T h t in considering the valuc ¢ S ws what [lin held a m in that at which plans ins about; 1o & tux e | L B 8L WALy, (o i - SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—GETTING THINGS DONE - the other Republican big-wigs arc. |1, sall a man a vellow dog duripg R 3 cussion he is a splendid foll for}ps conducted at the coming town o y and an angel during the | ¢ rotary Mellon, lantioat most modificationist, just like Rut men like Judge Thoms go fur: ther, and in a g owing election is no sign of in- Bul as statcd ihe Wlicans | A leading physician of Plainville ions, in conversation w a Herald re | [ houest in pender her, it iffling | lependence; rather, i PITHNE | ;0 not going to waste that much cf | porter this mor tated that in his opinion a system for politically speaking, would | plainville was a very cssential Waterbury man not only 18 a modifi- | 1 cxling 10 the party label which cationist, but 1 r ¥ t common sense and hon- x reduction at a time when no t snough issue to | 5 It esty crue. The time to do those (hings | thing, and the question was one | ru iself does not imdulge In [ when a presidential clection is | that has to be faced in the near | future Chief of Police R on | 1 E : " g ! thing. He has been | 5unq corner. The public n nticip t this 3 % Main street today after being o B ! wing .(w, 8 nn«a.m it, | will be done a at time 1928 | fined to his home with illness. He | Papa has ben on a diet since he makes no compromises with the and that many “onerous tax bur- | Will not be able to return to wore his dress suit last! duties for about a week —_— Henry Trumbull of Il Service 1t tme. ible to be aboul again afte 1 omer: “Do you sell cracked vspeets Pinehot more than he does o tion, the election will be one upon | deeply interested the public t chots nor any other political \s" will suddenly be lifted at 25-Y EAR-OLD TROUBLI IN PLAINVILLI 3 8 % faltona for having T il ggs any cheaper? > T P i pper or the Mellons for lm\m- VENEERED FURNITURI —_————— Clerk: “Yes, ma‘am."” 5N¥5 HE'S 60N TO VI66LES LOOSE TOWEL GUESSES BEFORE HE BE- HUMS A LITTLE TUNE e X : e same kind of courage he hi 1 1 Federal Trade commission, . Customer: “Crack gne a dozen.” GET THOSE ODD JOBS RACK AND DECIDES SCREW 6INS ON THAT HE'LL SEE WHILE TIGURING WH ling \ter how far apart they ! Wb at the furni- Observatton —Arthur Mott. DONE NOW JUST NEEDS TIGHTENING ~ ABOUT EXTRA HOOKS IN - TO PUT Hoo»fs'o [RE ‘n‘* : eralderes political and moral ! B R T Weather : o S BEDROOM CLOSET 1 probably privately (Fzra Triplett, Postmaster) Postmaster: “You got your nerve, fon ¢ it was Demps “Well, he answered the Democrats, as ised as such, should be th W ahinaton L Eoptiis [ writin | | n of the Pinchot fol’|rcal thing and net veneered for Southern New England Rai pected 1o vote for| Tt is like saying that “all wool | tonight and Friday; cooler Wriday; ™ 0 0L o Democratic candidate. | and a yard » should mean what | ICreaslng east and northeast windsl ' SO0 S S CHENERAE, O e Rk atio i S 1 punch in the nose if you'd interesting to note that [jt says; or that “fresh country eggs" en around, 'stead o' 300 miles " aching gale force r and Norris of Nebraska, whom |ghould mean just that, and not eggs | F'riday morning way. What'd ye write him? Cuffs Here's what I administration has be- | from some cold storage warchous Conditions: A disturl this morning is caus- 1 up as a “Republican : nd Rapic B s e 'n‘\]“ MC, B HMPN e wan 2 C U fight; We no Ur not A KeatR Y won't U prove right?’ uping th , who th ight rains in portions of the government 1dle Atlantic and northern New ubt will their 1 ddand’ states. Two disturbances Democratic candidate. | charges made by some time i ration is counting | body, no do sary for S to add to the quéta of |of trade terms ready inspection. the po moderate intensity are indicated near Cape Hatteras and northern |and here's what Dempsey re total- | Maybe the word “veneered” will be |y ; : 0 unorthenn ; 1 nators in the bi b Dol | s . ; orida The Pacific coast dis- By Ve - ~ < —! ’ ”‘ o ¢ the November election " S and :”f"’,‘,’f,’,‘," f'A’\; il : rj.t‘\\‘”}: to ”‘h»\ 11““\”.1\4‘-‘2; Pl EMEMBERS HOOKS ARE ~ AFTER MANIPULATING ~ DECIDES IT'S MORE IM- GUESSES HE WDPiT HAVE : - : | mavbe it wo ! t v s is - 5 . IN TOOL DRAWER DOWH- DPOOR A WHILE, FINDS ~ PORTANT TO 6ET THE TIME TO START ON FAUC- L 25 veare AR pontl: | sroducing light showers and a rise| But what F Wills R TunE should \ el DRealile At b e A e s [ e e | In”temporaturs in- the upper Mis.| Give my new B K sock? " $TAIRS, SO HE'LL JUST WHERE IT STICKS DRIPPING FAUCET FIXED. ET BEFORE DINNER Navad i R el ki ew S Hempanit rmont ( Gopi valley. Heavy rains were re- SEE ABOUT THIS DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS TAUC- AND GOES DOWN TO d g 2 are | expert v being examined by | epend neat sums to advertise them- | ported from central and nerthern (‘Oh, Dempsey a champlen! TIRST ET SEVERAL TIMES READ PAPER lutely 1 ke | ¢ 15 severe as the on rugal Maine gets all the [ Ohio and western Penneylvania We want to ses you fight; Conditions favor for this vicinity| We know youre not a cake- fair weather followed by rain and eater- TCopyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc. not much change in temperature, Why won't you prove us right yn ) 25 years ago, T ra- | they experienced when making out|fres advertising by merely setting | tions are in t | their income tax reports. ahead her election date,