New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 8, 1926, Page 6

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York Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Bquar Schultz’s Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. GUARDING CHILDREN AT CROSSINGS It is the dnty of the police to| heavily traveled stand guard at al crossings near school buildings dur- ing the hours when school children | come and go to the schools. This does not mean standing on | the sidewalk and holding up the side of a building, but standing in the middle of the street and taking | an inferest in seeing that the. tots get across in eafety. } There used to be one stationed at | West Main and Lincoln streets, | which Is but a few steps away from | the Lincoln school. But since the| beginning of the school term this year complaints have been gv*(\cl»; ous among parents that such a po- liceman in the middle of the street has been lacking. | No street in the city is more | Adangerous for school children than the crossing at West Main and Lin- | coln. Failure to provide protection | for the army of youngsters who are | compelled to cross this vortex of | trafic has elicited much unmor-; able comment. [ All such danger spots near school | buildings should bd thoroughly pro- | tected by policemen during school hours. | Why is it that the protection of the little pedestrians is Dot consid- | ered as important as autpists during the morning hours”. This sioned by Vll-‘ fact is in West venting autoists gether; But similar shown to the children a much greater disadvantage in croseing streets. protecting query is occ: that the an officer h morning middle of the street at High from Main and streets, pre- bumping to- which is well and good solicitude needs be who are at S OF BUS RS looks like a fine business What does not always furn out that way after a fair trial; and if tr of the independent bus in the city are true, they the hot Only two operated show a profit, they claim. are end of a ve of the ¥ hot poke lines seven being they intend to to the I N a Consequently make another lic Utilities Commission in tempt to obtain They and like one company apy increased fares. are willing to amalgamate run the independept bus lines with the ex- will be no free ception that there traj and In short will 5 s do everything to reduce expenses. But increased fares they must have 10 survive, they are telling city Of ‘course, a large part of the piblic . will be opposed to paying mere money: for bus rides. In senge, their objection would be tirely justified from t standpoint of distance carricd for present fares. Tt will be no doubt pointed out' that none of the lincs takes passengers any great distance for the five or six cent f at least nothing like : the Shrdlad for one fare in some citics Yet in spite of the comparative- ly short rides the bus business apparently no gold mine. Without being an expert accountant, but merely more or less expert ob- server, that much can be seen, Un doubtedly the owners are greatly disappointed 15 thought for yeats that 1 portation was one of the jest o King jobs, and m 1 s poor as they claimed to ¥ 18 0 carry on In the that is, 1 fall to g igher rates t ture will continue stormy. How long they can continue if the busi- ness shows no reason profit i a question public would hot like to see any of the lines elimi- nated. They have come to be a valued public utility. One way out of dilemma would be for tha lines to amalga- mate before the P. U. C making the appeal to and thus endeavor to . [} a propitious | rection of lower rates, higher rates, although the unusual- | Iy low | cere purpose and with The Herald 1 on eale dally in New | 1,04 {5 stand up for his beliefs re- | XNEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER &, 1926. before again a They must realize that the present is scarcely time for increasing fares; the talk in connection with city transportation is all in the di- rather than rates adopted by the inde- pendent bus lines no doubt makes a difference. Busses do not form the maxi- | mum of economic transportation, it is being feared. The experience of | the Connecticut company may be regarded as falrly rellable, the Circulation books 4nd prest | company making no secret ot xhe{ high costs Incident to its bus| One gets that impression from |present required; or go twice as|But Joliticians, springing jokes operations, Yet they are popular | reading the report of President |far on a gallon. The smaller cars i“°‘”dh‘l’;‘;§° more entertaining, means of transportation for cer- | Coolidge's oil conservation board, it is clear, will help to solve traffic i taln purposes, only falling behind | which gives us the gloomy fore- | congestion. Due Tell! the trolley cars in connection with | cast that the theoretical point of | | Florian: “Does you know how dey mass transportation. | exhaustion in our gasoline supply | There s another point mot to be sy 06 SAMPS at the post of- - — o {1s only six years distant. overlooked. There is a huge re-| Interlocutor: “No. How do they JOHN F. GILL | That means, if no additional |serve of oil shales in western Colo- |do it?” One of the city's colorful per-|ells are discovered to add to rado and Utah, enough to supply | Florlan, “With postage dew, ob sonages, politically speaking, pass- ed in the death of John F. Glll. He | struck one as being a man of sin- the hardi- gardless of their unconventionality. welly discovered; they always have | cheaper means of producing it may |“As long as he remains on earth The former councilman had|materialized < when oil prospectors:be found; but it's gasoline, any-|I'm sure to have my §. A. Y." scores’ of friends throughout the | scratched around enough. But they | how. | —Geraldine Parker. | eity who will deeply mourn his un-}an being found with less and less | Ralph H. McKee, professor of | e N ! |Some egg is Newman 0. G timely death. G. 0. P. BARBECUE e | from old wells which have been re- | researches into ofl shale possibili- | That rare thing, The annual barbecus of the | sl ; vamped by being bored deeperinto | ties than any living man, says the | Third Ward Republican club at . | Lake Compounce on September 25 tined to be “bigger and bet- is de | ¢ ’ . ‘Where's ‘Gas’ Coming From? | s Enormous Consumption is Rapidly Depleting Our Re- sources, Resulting in Alarming Reports of An Early diminution of Supply—Oil From Shales the Best Substitutes, But Prices Would Be Twice As High—Smaller Cars a Likely Result. | Shop Editor, care of the New | -*Yes, we have no more ofl to-|accustomed to riding around on || B¢t ;:"""e;“"w Foux e | day,” may yet be the explanation | rubber, will gst the better of the el | given at any one of the hip-roofed | situation is to have automobil £ | xy, g 5 i l | mORlIes Of |1y the Open Season for 'Em, Folks! | chalets which nowadays our cities and our highw; ornament smaller size which will consume {half the amount of gasoline at The politis 8 re-appear Like grasshoppers this time of year, | those we now have, six years from ten times the total of gasoline so| " now will see the last of gasoline | the United States | = from petroleum in this country. birth of the automobile. | WOTTA WOILD! as | “I'm glad I married Sam A. Young.” May Drake said, as she winked her eve, —DMother. R. far utllized in the since | — | Gasoline from shales costs twici But, of course, there will he new | much as from petroleum, although frequency, and much of the present supply of oil we are buyl at Columbia, who has carried on more extensiv chemica engineering | S {In fact, a 1 |And s rd-hoiled e; Yol mee) g comes the ground. Of course, there is a | imit to the This fill the bill for at les But he also points out that half our present oil sup- | lixcept the piece she got up shales will pro- a been Tui No moncy does his wifie “boring deeper” limit has about generation. | cess. T N of us can ask questions we cant even | in the United States? { F . anser ourselyes. | A, The last census enumerated t d Teetcher: “Yes yes, go on, using | 10,463,131 actsan ancies aneionn Q. What do the initijals V. D. B BY ROBERT QUILLEN Will U. Kindly on Lincoln pennies stand for? “My cuzzin spouts pure Portugeeze, [ 4 | And My unkle parlays perfeck French, And (Copyright, You can get an ques! writh New Bureau, 132 Washington, D. C., enclosing cents in stamps for reply. legal given, be u wil Q. ain A by a Slis's Greek is deep, antitoxin her sleep.” | —Dudley Monaghan. 1926. Reproduction forbidden) | i SWERED answer to any | tion of fact or information by ng to the Question Editor, | Britain Herald, Washington | New York avenue, | two Medcal, | | | QUESTIONS 4 | and marital advice cannot be | nor can extended research | ndertaken, All other questions receive a personal rep Un-| signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential. ditor. | What relation are my father's r's children to me- are vour first cousins. What will remove iron rust s from white goods? Try hydrochloric acid, iluting the strong acld with an | made ter” than any of its forerunners, | .. neq ol men say. ply is being used for fuel purpos :(l r wedding day, one J. I. ! equal volume of water. ad th as the saying goes; and the man- Il | —Albert L. Morrisey. |stained place over a bowl of hot —_— —in locomotives, power plants and Ty g Sl the tacid drop by ner in which the grand old party : 3 | water and apply the acid, drop b It was recently that Charles for heating — and hie adds this usc | An officer is Chatles O. Pr: drop until the stain turns bright is able to put over such affairs > T et he! 3 = o 1 | Hughes, optimistic attorney for Of the natural pesource would be [‘ he Chief he'd dearly love to be, vellow; en immerse at once in may be one of the rcasons for its | % 5 3ut no amount of influence | ot w ahd rinse thoroughly. | | erles 1 t the first to feel the hand of stop- | 3 : [ iQh WaenE 0 i | consistent success throughout the | 1€ American Petroleum Institute, : P- |Can change him from a C. O. P. tepeat if necessa Add a little atais | told the public that the oil supply P& n the government ulti- —Alexander Deleben. | ammonia or to the last - | was virtually unlimited. It appears mately begins conserving the ma- Ren Y rinsing water to neutralize any acid Althoush ithe entire) Repuhlicanyl J el el Slnie ol e S s T |Tom 1. Page loved Kate Malone; | Q. What is a good treatment for ticket to be selected at the state | A pretty little waitress, she, | pimple | convention is to be there — giving | /¢ t0 think lhil and thus ‘avold | i == ; | Who married him because she got |~ \ " 14 i o to employ both | e e regula v e also can import petroleum;|A hig and handsome T. I. = i t t { pesky conservation regulations by c port petrolcum; | A hig and handsome T. 1. ¥ |eatameatts and iacal (xoatn the the affair statewlde one of the star performers, torically speaking, will Hiram Bingham. No thoughtless as to imagine ora; to go. “Well,” as farmer said when the the World broke out, “they’ll probably have good weather for it.” ' OF MOSES IN NEW HAMPSHIRE Senator George Higgins Mo er a peppery campaiz® of hand- | Senate was close to the heart of ing lays of serious railroad [P the moving plcture rights, the hakine L habe s i Nas T ¢ Coolid SRl e L | first and second rights, be- shaking and baby-kissitg in New President Coolidge, who when dedi- wrecks about ‘over. Sy L e Hampshire, appears to have topped | cating the Leif Ericson statue It is perhaps needless to say that |, pich man! Let me shake your |* his two opponents, Robert P. Bass, |some time ago took pains to both wreeks could have been avoid- fhand again! 1 ¢ | Urite: Plea ren ith former governor, and Judge James | devote a goodly portion of his!ed with the exercise of proper | Writer—Please treat me with a . R ¢ s 2 S {little more respect! Remember who W. Remick, in the New Hampshire | speech to a laudation of the Wis- ¢ - the ‘first by the engineers, |, oS P STl on Your kneea— Republican primary. Had Judge | consin senator. the second by the railroad itself, | quiek! Remick not insisted upon being a| Senator Lenroot had to do battle Which evid permitted two| Edltor Tes, your majesty. ontende s tending to s e | w s come to the trains to run closely together. |, Writer—You n now kiss my SRS R o L T Dt e oo i |hand if you wish! Now to show vou Bass vote, more than harming the Moscs total, taere might been a different . ave story. Yet the Moses victory is not ome Lill; the organized drys would not of outstanding value for the Cool idge administration. politician of Washington, rgument that Although @ long the chief politica of ex-Governor F Senator Moses had f support the policies of Presiden: Moses was a Coolidge. Bass was regatded as the mins in Towa, in the course of time idge candidate to unhorse Moses. he } - > © 7" of this city have returned {rom the | 3 e 2o ecame & conservative regular, cump of the Scranton school of But the reputation of Senator a pet of the administration. He was correspondence near New London, \'M GONNA FIND Moses throughout the state as an one of those who voted to seat Mr. Wwhere a week's outing was held. OUT WHERE THIS experienced hand in Washington | Newberry, a fact that was remem- llhlni;nmn Clark of the health BIRD EATS. I | » hoard as sen loc carria mak- | affiairs, irrespective of his unpopu- | bered by many | [ affiairs, irrespectiv pop red by many vote ers and requested bids on a new | HAVE 70 FOLLER lar moves now and then, scems to| The President theught so well of zarbage have developed a momentum whic was too much for his opponents to come That of silent Ige partner in an be assumed from the fact that even this did not seem to do much and other guests in the evening “l while the state was turned into| goo her home on Hartford avenue, the | warm partisanship during the pri- occasion being her birthday. mary fight he was at ease in his| TWO RAIL, WRECKS ity Clerk Thompson is still re- summer home at Gloucestar, In this way he helped Sepator Through a canyon in Colorado a — i i 4 tric lighting. Moxes, rain roared. Tt was the first {riD{ " ¢y piain Clarencg Hartman of the being made by a new huge mogul | high school team has. called the| IS FALLING WAYSIDE Wisconsin LENROOT BY THE ator Lenroot of who was the leader for the admin- | endless curves through the laby- suc ul fight for ad- | rinthian lok 2 *" cngaged Prof. Hans Ballin of Little For Better or For— I e £ HREANY Rock, Ark., as instructor for the| The elopers were rushing over the esion to the World Court, has had | The huge machine needed an as- coming year and will divide his time | roads in- a filvver. s0 much trouble in facing the op- | sistant engineer. The ef func- between the two organizations. ee, we're going 4v miles an position of the LaFollette family | tionary handed over the throttle The total amount of town ex-|how Mthe sheik shouted. “Are you machine in his home state that he | to th 0 ¥ t penses fort his year figures up at [brave? ] home sta t e o as he prepared o il oh G4 he hig sunt is| “Yes, dearest,” replied the sweet has been unable to win the Repub- | light his pipe. Scarcely did the | for schools and the sccond for the | Young thing, “I'm full of grit.” lican primary, at this writing being mateh begin flickering wlhen the | poor. —Mrs, “ertrude H. Howard. C sehind his opponent, | engineer warned his helpe at he At the Lyceum this evenlng— | e v behind hi v ngin warned his helper that h Qus. Vad the most eclaborate | IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE Governor John J. Bl was going too fast around a curve . " Imm‘” o Eoa (Conducted by Judy) 2y O ) O an riod, 1 ¢ Th in Wisconsin was one | A mome later the locomotiwe M e s Teacher: “Mr. Anike, it you are marily n the laFollette | reared into the river beside the not more ¢ u’ful{ with your gram- o t X 3 M ’ » and pronunciagion, you'll have hine the administration | track, carrying a balf dozen Observation B tits. Dl bine, The former, prior to the ' coaches with it. Dead and crippled ike: “I'm here to be lcath of 1its founder, was indis- were numerous. On The Weather ed to how to tilk good.” Cou'r 88, But 0 the strongest state orgar In Chicago a subur train of . LA 2 Xpive. - hapalaan : ¢ L ' I > L ; Washington, Sept. S.—Forccast [yon ean delay your departure by tell- ization extanty Connecticut alon | wooden ccaches stopped at a sta- | fop Southern New Lngland: ing us what ‘departure’ means.” bahly excepted. Since the death |tlon north of the city. Close behind | fonight, Thursday inc ng cloudi- | Arike Anike: elder LaFollette th it rolled an express. The engineer | tly warmer in west por- [“De dog ran off wid de meat, de 3 Aadit ¥ i 14t vy || tion. gentl variable winds, mutt! D Rotrly Aoty exynessad of the latter failed to sce the local | iz moderate southerly Thursday. |An' T give him an awful beatin.’ he son could continue fts para- | —duo to the blinding headlight of | Forecast for Eastern New York: [T got it away from him, all right— mount strength. So far there "has another locomotive coming in the | Fair and slightly warmer tonight; but been no indication that the youth-{opposite direction — and scenes of [ Probably showers in- the afternoon |ie had hit de: rturs eatin't” : i : Llon ¢ | or night in west portion and slights —Ted Robinson. ful LaFollette is any the less an|agony followed. | 17 armebiinsaottEpastion: Ivaplt Laiias wble politician than his father was.| Two serious railroad wrecks n | able winds becoming southerly and KRAZY KINDERGARTEN except in the realm of experience. |two days Is going pretty strong. | Increasing by Thursday. (Conducted by Judy, Jr.) The defeat of Lenroot, if it final- ses how far they could. get on u-]ly turns out that way, will be &[others the past few months, {mportance — be Senator one s =0 such a paramount affair could be a com- plete success without the presence undinavian | War experience in |a mighty chorus. was iled to |a divided condition in the rong op- | | ponent of the World Court. Cool- Remick was a species the campaign Mass. - nest Bruening. . %0 artin 1. Gilroy proposed, | clined by Helen Lece. there are vast fields in certain for- eign But Professor Mec- Kee doesn’t let us lose sight of the fact t “I couldn’t, all my life, in the Europeam markets as in the |LOOK ut that awful M. U. G.!" United States; and there is the lit- LarioE R s the government. Henry L. Doherty, | however, didn't agree — evidently not belonging to the “institute” — |and said Mr. Hughes was merely “xamng through a chapeau, and | that his estimates were tinctured | countries, He |Sai she, oil is worth twice as much for automobil rle's feat, are spoken of in Nep- fluid of some kind, even if it costs price of gggoline | twice as much as gasoline from 'also has risen conslderably o\n-rmnvs Court as channel-ca! .| petroleum. That will be the ulii-| What it was some years ago; and | \ur (VR BIEGINNING mate outcome, we are told; and that, too, may be n indication flf; WRITERS EXPECT the way poor tfire-shod humanity, lessened contidence in the supply.| (Based on Observations by Claire) ¥ D e 2 5 = — Writer—Do you mean to say that | dollar is all you're going to pay most severe blow for the adminis- yielding a surprise to a public L ol Tive wiltin tration. His continuation ix wh ad been lulled into think- | Editor—Of course not! There will | seeure in their average senator seeking remomina- ~ Our railroads a at I'm fair minded Tl let you n | tion. Labor was against him for prosperity; let their managements |light my cigar for me. You have an position on the Cummins railroaq | "of forget the requirements of fextra cigar, haven't you? safety first yes. Take the whole me, your | i i T Ji ¥y I run across to the Y T |drug storo for some frankincense | 25 Vears Ago oa'ay {and myrrh. T will also anoint your | {body with oils. AT Writer—Bow thyself down to the | . ground, varlet, and begone! But first, his condl-) giave, make out that check for the | doltart - !yield their support; and opponents 1| of the World Court ch Blaine, the med in with indeed, 11 made t Court ch And above all he ¢ %1 resident McKinley's doctors are | encouraged, saying tion is satistactor; The local schools opened today. I'he attendance at the high school was 368, of whom 49 were seniors. M. P. Doherty and M. J. Donelly had to cope with t | sive wing of the Originally Lenroot | lette Progressive, but Republican party. was a LaFol like Cum wagon, % and Lenroot that he recently pu i John Kelly, Joseph Halle the wires to raise the butter tariff, F. J. Fitzpatrick represented the | which was supposed to help him | ¥ M. T. A & B. at the Derby con- swing the good” will of the large] oD O | Mrs. Fred Engel entertained the | dairying interests of Wisconsin. But ””“mr]‘ r;'l“:‘ g melan ‘,‘("‘":noon HM ALL7 IN TWO DAYS ceiving reports from other cities | d is investigating the cost of elec- locomotive, pulling the crack train | first practice of candidates for the eleven, The the New “loraSor trongheart, the Pup of the railroad system. The right | of way w Turnerbund Turn Verin 1 and ve Hartford Britain an accumulation of form | than the open |action of the bowels, a = | dit 3 in tr nal t situated on the Ria de Vigo, a nar- | for 1 into phra Q. A girl, Q. one-half of the high school stu and in 192 the alds digestion and is in many way er is often latter. regular b more Exercise in thing important the free tritious e important aids to sucec eatment. The local or exter- reatment consists in the us® of lotions and ointments, the air, | S tle matter of transportation to be > ' | of the junior semator, It all the|"¥ resard for the wWishes of )l"s add d‘ & : S h (?"R(.';‘"X Nott e of |composition of which must e lients. Lawyers, no matte: w dis- | added. 3 i me a piee W £ other candidates were absent, de.|CeNts Lawyers no matter How diac| e = i ! & L8 & | soverned by conditions. ~ Attention ished i er- uel ol wil rise¢ in ] ne ichon, n he B I g the tained elsewhere for some reason or | HEFUIsShed, have a habit of per el ol visé in price or L e t also be given to cleansing the | . | torming that wa cent per gallon per year, the pro- h > skin; to friction and massage In other, our Hiram himself would be | | 2 . r he e ) present in all his glory. Trust the S | fessor tells us. It that is to ‘e the 0, T came Hhere o eat, | order to dmproye th Sasnatan | | i | et severe it is well to congui ! | But we need not go entirely into case, it will be a true barometer not to make musi In severe cases it is ¢ | gentleman for knowing when to be | B e Ao iuan e —William G. Hartz. alaey 1dr atter. a dwindling su v. So we - ¥, Vha 207 all dressed up with a definite place | e doldrums about the matter 2 & Supply ar as What is Vigo? 4 | There is going to be propulsive have been able to fathom, the| . yarmaids, Jealous of Miss A port in Spain, picturesquely row inlet of the Atluntic occan. | Q. Are there any negroes in the | present congress of the United | States? | A. No. | Q. Do high schiool pupils study | Latin as rauch as formerly? A. According to a recent sta- | tistical survey of education about | In entage had dropped to to 29 per cent 900 to 1910 studied Latin. the pe QDo airplanes have shift- gears? | There are no shifting gears | on an airplan | Q. Is Fatty Arbuckle playing on the screen now ? No. He has been directing pictures under an assumed name. | Q. 1In what states is copper | produced? | A. Michigan, Alaska, Arizona, | Montana, Nevada, New Mexsico and | Q. Ts the expression “Thanks a | lot"” ungrammatical? ‘ A. No, but it is colloquial. Q. What are the hulls of ln\(llfl»‘ ships made of? | A. teel with an armor plate of | specially hardened steel, | Q. What is meant by “diaphragm ! breathing”? Why is it beneficial? A. Diaphragm breathing is deep | breathing that takes plenly of air the lungs and causes the di gm to move up and down, and | beneficial | What does Colleén mean? It is an Irish name meaning | How many negroes are there | Victor D, Brenner, designed | of the coin. Q. How Ligh is Brooklyn bridge above the water? A 135 feet in the center 11983 feet at either tower, Q. Where is Radcliffe College? Is it a co-educational institution? A. It is a non-sectarian institu- | How quickly the bride's sunshine is eclipsed by the groom'’s moon- iamne. ‘Women have morei nfluence than |of vore, but this doesn’t include Mrs, Grundy. and Always say & kind word for liber- tion for women at Cambridge, ty. You can't decently speak evil of Massachusetts. |the dead. Q. What is the quotation: “There | are loyal hearts, there are spirits| brave,” and who is the author? A. It is from “Life's Mirror" Madelelne Birdges and reads: | Among those who don't ebject to “There are loyal hearts, there are |roadside parking is the mosquito. spirits brave, | s There are souls that are pure and truc; Then give to the world you have, And the best will come you." Q Does transpire and perspire mean the same thing? A Transpire may have th ning to send off through the ex- tory organs, as of the skins and €lub stands. the lungs; canse to pass off as per- | e " spiration. In that sense 1t me: UL RO the same as perspire. e I At INAC 2. What is a chuckwalla? A heavy squat lizzard, dusky maturity and the largest | lizards in the desert regions United States except the Gila What this country needs is squal. ity of pocketbooks before the law, by | e Tias! The equal-suffrage ladies should have set out to be supegior instead of equ One advantage of being bald is that your wife doesn't glare at your stenographer. If a fan talks about next vear, you know just about where his home the best back to m and a diploma a “di in high school. You dow't matriculate in tha school of experience. You just sa “I'm leaving home forever.” a church wedding, looked at him in- in hue of the of th Monste ) Man would 1 also, if everybod stead of the brid What is a Buckaroo? | It is the cowboy corruption vaquero™ a Spanieh word mean- ing cowboy, or herdsman, COMMUNICATED As to the Spanish War Memorial | The higher you get, the more you are menaced by lightning—but this isn't true of white lightning. \ When people weep over a states- Editor of the Herald: man, that's decorum; when they one of the Spanish War vet- |weep over an entertainer, that's crans wio is personally interested | gricf, in seeing the fruition of plans for — a Spanish War memorial T am ask- | New version: “Let me park in a Ing for information as to the seem- ingly unreasonable delay in starting work on such a memorial. It will be remembered oney was appropriated several months ago. Plans were drafted approved and apparently all diness. Yet the summer by and the monument car by the side of the road and hug !the daugl.ters of man.” a good provider provide finery men. that the | In the old d wasn't expected to enough to vamp other and The price of vegefables indicates | that somebody connected with the a dream. Why the |affair doesn't necl relief. said that the delay is caused | Everybody wonders whether Cool- by waiting for specifications. Can- |idge will run again—except, perhaps, not these hg speeded up? Is it a | the few men who decide such things. fact that if“the monument is not — started before the end of the fiscal! You can understand things better year the money aporopriated will | by remembering that the men who the Wild West its reputation revert back to the city and thus | gave again leave the Spanish War vets in | came from the East. the 1lurch? 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ADDT ciTyY I am a reador of the HERALD. Excursion to New York ?fi, Sunday , Sept. 12 Lv. New Britain * NEW BRITAIN $2.25 Nee {8200 Ansonia, Derby, Shelton NewE < 630am. ISIT Coney Island, Metropel- ristol . . . 650 “ itan Art Museum, the Aqua- Naugatuck . o 7.2¢ % rium, Grant's Tomb, Riverside iemayr .« ;.:g 4 i nsonia . . 7. Drive and Bronx Park. DerbSheton © 747 = Due New York(G.C.T.) 9.38 Returning Lv. New York(G.C. 6.30 p.m. (Easters Standard Time) ENJOY a Big League ball game or take the boat to the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor. --Avoi# Disappointment Tickets Limited--Bu Conditions «favor for this vieinity falr weather followed by Increasing sl cloudiness Teetcher: “Willle, I understand your family is quite talented." Will U. Kindly: “O yes, every one Thers have heen a good many TROUBLE ON THEIR PICNIC - [ SURE IT'S FRED. YoU CAN A THAT CAR. STOPPING AT, MUST BE CALLERS ™% REMARKS THE GRIESBYS MUST HAVE HAD TIRE THEIR (AR WHEEZING HOME AND IT'S PAST EI6HT- BECAUSE HE INVARIABLY STALLS ONCE ORTWICE BEFORE HE REMEMBERS TO TAKE THE KM-M DOESNT RECOSNIZE THE SOUND OF THERE'S POBR OLD IRV LAPPETT HAVING TROUBLE STARTING HIS CAR AGAIN. HE TOLD HIM HED GET STUNG ON THAT SECOND HAND JUNK. 3 (Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc) SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—THE NEIGHBORHOOD CARS3 cuuras iitraies, T THAT SOUNDS LIKE HULLO, THE PLUMERS MUST BE 6OING TO THE ¥ [i MOVIES . THAT'S ERNIE TOOTING TOR THE TAM-J| EMERGENCY- 3 BRAKE OFF ALWAYS TELL HIM LES CRUM MUST BE OUT BECAUSE THAT'S MRS. CRUN! PUTTING THE CAR AWAY. HALF AN HOUR.. QF BACKING AND FILUNG, IN-10W SPEED Nfl?\fih Y THE GROSSBECK: . WELL, HE'S AWFULLY COMPORTABLE WHERE NE 15, BUT HE SUPPOSES HE'D BETTER 60 OUT T HELP IRY da men