New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 30, 1926, Page 6

" hardest, that most of NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, AUGUST 30, 1926. HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | Issued Dally At Herald Bidg., (Sunday Excepted) 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES 33.00 & Year. $2.00 Thres Months 75c. a Month. Entared at the Post Office at New Britain s Second Class Mail Matter, TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office Editorial Rooms .. “Che only profitable advertising medinm b the City. Circulation books and press com siwaye open to advertisers. Member of the Associated Press. (he Amsoclated Press is exclusively en- fitied to the for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise | redited in this paper and also loca) | rews published therein. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. . C. fs a patiopal organlzation and ndver- lctly honest analysis of circulation statistice ~re based upon this audit. This insures protection sgainst freud fn newspaper | Nistribution figm as to both national and ocal advertisers. newspapers n_New Times | Entrance The Herald s on sale daily York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Grand Central, 42nd Street. WOMAN'S TRIUMPH QUITE COMPLETE the the Swimming across English channel is regarded as est feat of When in 1 complished it for the first time in- credulity was widespread, not until members of had stalked him gave the counts of exploit generally believed Jabez Wolffe, champion made 21 great- endurance in the world. Captain Webb ac~ and it the | across was who detailed ac- | that it the was erstwhile world’s swimmer, the long-distance attempts to swim channel before he reached withjn 200 yards of th swimmers can plough through the | the 21st| swim is the is in this last mile coast, Scores of | waters for 20 but mile of the-channel and it miles, the failures occnr. | It s cause the the swimmer 50 miles in a zigzag course, and woe to who. Is near the goal but finds the tide suddenly turning him All this is' by way of emphasiz- | ing the astonishing fea by two American women in swim- ming the channel this Ederle on August 6, Clemington Corson With American c¢eeding in this within 22 days of edch other Amer- ican womanhood every to be weighed with and chivalrous the channel tides that | lures. They will carry 50 the aspirant back. performed | | year—Miss | Mrs. 28. suc- | feat and on August two women superlative has reason down pride; American manhood will be eager-to yleld the fair sex every honor concelvable after such astonishing accomplishments. Mrs. the mother of small children, left in New York while the parents were attending to this important mess on the other side, has fur- nished a triumph extraordinary for motherhood. this side of the ocean, at least, athletics for women apparently do when the children begin to. come. One can searcely think of a more family- | like athletic affair than this, that while the | braving rents, husband oarsman, Corson, two who ‘were Dbusi- | On not end wife and mother was the tides, the the and rowed cross cur- and choppy seas, the ther, an expert across in a dory. Swimmers have the seven, will have it, bave thew Webb, Thomas W. Sebastian now conquered channel eight times, and all swimwpers not as nearly the records The been who Mat- Davis Dalton, sulli- | Charles Mrs. name of usually probabiy swam across the chan- back 36 He pert o swimming. Succeede Captain Captain Burgess, Tirs Ederle ) American, 1s Henry van, Toth, Clemington hocehl, Gertrude and Corson Dalton, an omitted from the lists, because he nel on his years ago. was back ¥ difference the style makes %0 long as they get there does not seem observable to the sporting instinet Miss ¥ and will ant belief Corson strengthen the that women | nearly able to compete wim- The shown two American women swimmers across the swimmers in time and consumed wddition to ed | hat is considerable in the bald fact of having the goal “MA” FERGUSON TAKES THE COUNT Governor Mirlam A. Texar by this ought satisfied. the people of her prefer Attorney General Ferg time to be state Daniel | tar” | thing whimsical” in Moody They want change and are bound to have it . In Texas the Demo- as” governor. wiffner of the cratic course, is as primary, of ted Governor “Ma" wonderful oppor what ele the governor had a the good ‘erguson ity to show country idealism a woman governor could put into the job. Instead of that, she preferred to be the her husband, who as ousted for cause ying the electorate It is unnecessary at this time to the list activities of governmen- Mrs. before. A next repeat long against done garding the tal son. This has been tew words gov- ernor may not be amiss. Moody will be the youngest gov- the large state r of on. His career has all the ments of the fictional hero who arose m the obscurity of the lawyer to become then district strugg young county orney, at- and the opus general all this then attorney the torney, fighting “interests" while — the interests in from At the kinds of ment he announced being the Ku Kiux Kian. he fought all romantic ele- same time The also has not been lacking, for gra married himself was for apd the him into every ‘exas also was his honey- the gover- norship nomination, cim- palgn that nook took of moon. Some men couldn’t very well honeymooning with ing but, then, Dan made of different stuff average. The belief is southwest that along the prominence. Moody typifies FOOLING Baron Von ‘Krupp has been charged with and there the which he seems to have fooled nu- American captains of in- frito thinking he was the Henry Ford, who man an him s if he ot unkind as mix Moody is than the widespread in the will “go public for Dan Moody highway of This s fighting well honest THE WISE George Exter Frederick being a fake, is some- manner in merous dustry genuine article, young showed feel automo- around his had been gave the bile apd plant, taken need Henry about it. must in very badly. be no to kid cour one s0 THE KATYDIDS The katydids have come; at last, s0 it is reported from the solitudes of the country districts in Connec- That means, according to the preyailing that - it will This frost ticut. logic of nature minds, weeks to frost the first October 1. would six time. bring days Per volved in little of around the figuration appearance of aps frost in- the the ie all wrong par, with st rain story or the ground- —~ but at any rate, the tireless siugers —on a perhaps, the Swithen hog legend critters are with One need only to hear ing with the crickets to"appreciate their ebullient optimism! No lunch- con speaker at a dinner club ever forceful note; and advantage of or us em vie- struck a more the katydids have the not requiring lunch to get Judging from the sound, they are yodeling all the time, setting a good forsooth, to politi- cians during a example, campaign year. ATHERERS the a farmer's fruit orchard still with less of FRUIT G The days when vaded helped although adolese: ly. At 3 has altogether te marauding expeditions of a certain small boy in- and are himself us, one hears such marauders than former- noise do the nowadays with the motorists who have taken the small wble to make a quick get- of the fruit. such cases the place of boys and away with a share Convictions in pd, made to the there rarely is an at- up rare; ind tempt follow thieves, as amounts to little, The be to effective method would vehicles most 8 of participate revoke licens car swners whose in such expeditions. prospec of a fine is not enough. WORLD'S SERIOUS CROP SHORTAGE The discouraging crop situation out most of Kurope comes ime when increased importa- tions of food will bedevil an situa- ready troublesome financial The crops in 1 Italy will have to import pointing; larger stores than. ever unless the Mussolini food reforms really take slack; Germany, Belgium 1 have dintinished har- the latter country Hun- dis- donc great damage. Roumania furnish And ports. throughout Europe as a whole only re- ports crops above the average Naturally the world's wheat market will show the ing a surplus to export ma American wheal grower But there is a fecling in America that widespread there is really no advantage for America in the European wheat down West Main street and crashed shortage, as the forelgn natiens uld be of more service to Amer- |hang was cut. He was able to walk a|ica were they to travel faster upon|home to dinner. | | Austria, Poland. Fergu- | | miles of the Herald office called in | shortly after he | campaign- | started. | are | and which were denied them. ‘rotten” the | The financlal future of France,|cNOugh . ndividual booty | therefore, has reatly improved | 1o L oiping else exciting is to hap- since the advent of Poincare, and |pen, perhaps the boxing commission g as he also is of the opinion the |could he persuaded fo stage its foreign debt settlements should be | fights in public. | °lput out of the way, it is HKely| (oo ioot this sentence: “We've liv- L there will be much of a construc- " said she, “and al- | a_firm tendency. | be an advantage 10 |with an aceident while riding hav- |bicyele The observance of Labor Day will be the most general in years. Shops, [stores, banks and offices will close, land thes Central Laber Union has {warned that it will take actiye cog- |nizance of any busizess place which |remgins open. The carpenters’ union {will hold a parade and picnic. There |will be clambakes by th¢ Knights of the Golden Eagle, Washington camp and the Schwabs. Conrad Wahren- (berger will lead the last on a milk- | © road toward prosperity. A con- Europé is long run tinually impoverished the stute ok a| disadvantage in ac cording to 4 vers, Cre ) Fun Chop Cu nl(l“\f,' hl:l ‘.\ll’\ By B Casmames 3 MaxsoN Faxiusz Jowies Send all communications to Fun Sbop Editoe, care Of the New Britaip Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New York. post- Europe has been curre moralization, the same experience |white horse. The German Rifle club peated in llu&nl\,i\\!‘l hold a notable shoot. Hungary and| F. G. Platt has returned from his i broad resemblance be. |vacation and William H. Cadwell's| |plans for the hospital addition will L 1. been |20, Probably be approved and com- | They'd Get Our Votes Every Time, as been |pleted forthwith. 5 | Folks! A young man living within a few | PR A e your vote and mine, aving been r Germany, The he experiences of the vari- twee ous countries mentioned quite remarkable While where, al- M| 1 is having the following front of | Say unless they're elected the State will decline, The first phase is {today = though the work of inflation is al- {sign made to be hung in the people do not |his hou “Wanted: A wife—must | o |be strong and willing to work. Po- complain_ only of llock preferred. | During this perlod| " ,yy,5ugn much has been said and | por 1hov'd pass our eheer-bills, and abroad 8 |ritten of the Polish residents of the A splai el of the national |city, -their critics might study with | : 4 to return to its|Profit the industry of these newcom- | ers to New Britain. They de not | lation 8 i re eived remunerative wages but 1g€ [they own considerable property in 11 northern :~d southeastern sec- | e built their own chureh on | street, and are planning a | dence going on e it and 1t's Fun-ators we would endor HtiE peices wouldn't you? at ho the is bound veryone put confldent value S Impossible “You are accused of sell- gally in your place,” “N-n-not &-guilty, and Judge ing liguor ill Prisoner: Judge.” Judge: “How so?" Prisoner: “H-how c-could low wh ks 1-l-like I evel the spe foreign pre-war common in exc market. This was especially conspicuous | qra e X in the case of Germany when peo- |parochial re a fel- | ple all over the world continued to| The Globe Clothing house adver- | do run |tiges its fall styles in hats at $1.50 | children’s school suits at §2.50, men's shirts at 50 cents, men's calf | shoes §2, and children’s button shoes | THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY at 50 cents. Roll top desks at 310 are advertis- led by B. C. Porte their | ef- | e FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN speculate in the mark |it had hecome hopelessly depreci- long after | 9% 1 —Sunny. | ated. | ase is when ple sccond p peo- H. R. H, B. A gain has whispered rumor sald <harming Prince of Wales will wed; This fine young man of regal parts Is quite a Bachelor of 'Arts. Tourists The ships that sail Atlantie's track Are jammed with bac disappointment ch abroad lose faith in the depre- clated currency and e = he dump holdings on the market in the fort to save what they can. At stage foreigners become very un- | popular in the country. | The third phase is this | panic finally extends to the nation | itself enormous” when A writer says women prefer good and amounts of | m How in the world does hel turns t in order | know? v} | capital leave the country r— goodness, here! | School: A place | go to give their parents some relief. | to be converted into the | ot ‘sorme. atabllizea 1 The flight of capital | tates the final collapse, when peo- | ple lose thelr faith in the currency that ish to turn it into goods the we're already | where children country. precipi- e Channel Swimmers | matter, a fool and his/| i soon parted For that | bridge partner are i channel's chan- nel's wi There's no inducement either side; But just the same, the girls who try Are very easy on the eye! PP Labor Day It's odd, T think, that Labor Day Is ALWAYS given up to play. It is the time when all our ncigh- bors it themselves so . completely they T village never prosperity. Among the things a rgives are heres get it. £ The this Gertrude's feat doesn't prove that | | Man can endure stage in were reported | | from Paris July, fol- | lowed upon the enormous exporta- itions of French capital. It then that ¥ on the brink of moment they an; first evidences of last men are inferior. longer in hot w What Europe needs is . less picion and more brotherly love and corn on the cob. France during and sus- was for one day's showed the f ance signs of abors! 1 col- SN | Murder Revivals need a “Murder Memory Book" Wherein to take a stealthy look ;/ When some old they reno- de- vate— being lapse of her currengy. | But with the advent of the Poin-- | | July 23 care cabinet in a national on confidence restored S5y gree suficient to halt the persistent drop of the eschange and even to turn it In was | hard to murders straight! cep one's Canaries “We have several can- here i “Ten't that nice? e things » | Lamorte. | upward again, the other | Another good reducihg exercise consists in opening the mouth and | saying, “No thank you.” countries where Farmer | neries near Girl from City: T do so love to hear the lit sing.” this has happened it has to be only temporary, and | — | Englana will change the designs ¥ o0 her coins, but Uncle Sam's de- signs on them will remain the same, | There are no “dle rict kept busy dodging people, who of it, later proved it has been necessary to resort | stabilization after the currency has | become virtually worthfess. | But " All are | ant t's surprising how Jittle eloth 1t »s to make a dress for a girl and fool out of a ROMANCE Hester Graham ad been romping about breakers with the pretly young thing in the seanty bathing suit for some time. I'reddic was a little bewilderrd—t pretty young | thing had evidently taken a fancy to him, but— breed pure Never had he seen a fairer, absolutely yet to bre healtliier complexion. Never had he | | work Roincare has started to do | ‘ T un ner cont SCED More lovely, wistful eyes. And with resounding efficiency, [ s estimated hat BT s 1o | the bathing suit showed that—wall, What the O R e in | more than Henry | 1€ hardly know what to think, He ing In increased cost of living while | goes gathered as the French currency is even mow in a very much better | b ) man! | state than currencies of the Central ——— | the advent of | advance | before they | will recognize finally completely collapsed, it does | Autumn by showing of spring styles, Fr European countries You By ddie in the not follow that France will necessarily the her share fate of those coun- | With resources many » more sincere in a hick fiing won't work: every- knows how much you make, | Peoy wealth and | town. | body | trie great experts believe she | ca abilize he v Success- . | can stabilize her currency success RN e o Americans, and longer d them pure in heart It will | fully without allowing it to become first worthless. This French people are pay- left the sands, looked at admiration, “Do you like me?” asked the | pretty youn® thing, shaking the water roguishly from a tousled boy- ish haircut. “Do 1? Well!" A whole lot? Do you—iove me, Freddie?” —1 don’t know yet?" mered. “There’s something I've got to find out first—somcthing you must tell me!” Well, what is it2" “Say!’ Freddie blurted. “Are you |a boy—or a girl?” the water for a short rest on tired each is going on can be rise in this from dex figure the the prices. It an in- other in mutual rep- o prices of 45 of 100 is taken to whole Fra | resent the | | index figure stood at 702 in 1926; | the living | Happy married it | |laugh at the same T the husband. | commodities in people usually | even if it's in other words, cost of in France Is séven times what 161ce was in proval of forcign observers in hew-| Among the things a preacher ing the {he | needs are a good voicc, a pleasing | personality and some religion. committes of experts by : the Briand | well; If that he ta- Well | llamentary methods practically the | Poincare is meeting with the ap- — closely to report of appointed marries a because he cabinet, and it is n i little fool, it's probably secured through has a talent for liking that kind. ble par- |arbitrary powers which Briand and | recent po- the word seems to mean Another evil result of | Cailllaux had asked for previously |jitical activities Is t no longer ed in seven places, Parls |always had charming neighbor: _(Protected by Publish iginating in rch October., tive nature o when the I parliament At breathing spell during | reas- Syndicate) sembles in present he et - Observation On The Weather air to- not much fresh north-| is having a which to consolidate his The plans. looks forward to his opti- world probable achlevement with mism | drive to make New | ored | Andrews Washington, Aug. night 1 Tuesday change in temperatura west winds. Forecust | Jersey: partly temper ~ & =0 e Blister York renewed dry is being City spon by General In C. This York and New Tuesday | not wange in | moderate to fresh| winds. New tonight; for Fair cloudy; ture; north and northwest ; Conditions: Pressure 18 his morning over the St Lawrence valley and the Maritime Provinees but a when - prohibition | 1ong ridge of hfgh pressure extends | began (o prohibit, from the upper Missiesippi valley | | and Lake region southward to the | R Fast Gulf and South Atlantic states. | 25 Years Ago Today hims man must be the very busicst individual in the et IN KLASS KRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted by Judy) cacher: “Mr. Dare, what would you have said if tlie Principal of | this Kollege had walked in while you were raising that awful row in chapel this morning? Bob Dare: “My prayers.” Teacher: “I hope you know them! And T hope you can satisfy the class as to the meaning of 'dis- turbance.’ " Bob Dare: country, There is nothing remark- | wble about the dry drive in New Jow York ¢ 2 it has been a rather eontinuous performance since the days | A trough shaped disturbance covers the states of the Rocky mountain met | region. High pressure prevails on | his | the Pacific const. Showers occurred Mr. | in the Ohio valley during the past|*“As Sultan of Turkey I'm. goin' to 24 hours, also in the lower St de hall vrence valley, A number of | Where de firemen is givin' de fancy stations in Middle Atlantic and New | dress ball; Lngland states reported tempera- | But de costume T tures of 90 degrees or above, S bR Conditions fayor for this vicinity pants s too big an’ disturb- fair weathér with moderate tem- ance too small.” peratures, g ~—Ted Rok e Assessor August Burckhardt home to dinner today. Burekhardt was pedalling quite ra- pidly mbout the Baptist church cor- ner when a wheelman who as it he out for a record came rode » was | rented don't fit lirto him. Mr. Burckhardt received | Dese a bad blow in the short ribs and his tourists coming | | nounced. | home caught his breath a bit when they | but happy. They | He stam- | KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Dusty) | Teetcher: “Rassle, if you divide| 15 by 2 how meny would you put| down and how many would .\'U\l‘ | carr; & Rassle Grub: “If you's tawking | "bout watermillions I wouldent put | down none and Id casry as meny as I could tote and come fo' de | rest. | Teetcher | g0 to it Rassle Grub: eryfing has | de best— | back *‘Oblong’ is the werd— a place ware it fits Heds belong inside o' eaps, Feet looks best in a pair o' shoes And oblong in a game o' craps.” —Mrs. B. D, Marting. | (Copyrignt, 1926 Reproduction Forbidden) FUNERAL SERVICE ' FOR COM. RODGERS {Victim of Plane Crashto Be | Buried at Arlington 30 P father | | { vre De Grace, Mr., Aug | haired mother and | | were bidding farewell today to Com- | | mander John Rodgers, killed Friday | |in an airplane fall at the Philadel- | |phia navy yard, while the natien waited to honor the hero of the San| | Francisco-Hawaiian flight temorrow Arlington National Cemetery, simple rites were to be said this ternoon at the ancestral Rodgers | home at Zion Hill. | | The funeral services today | to be private, for the family and a |few very intimate friends. | | Commander Rodgers' bédy has| Jain in the Rodgers parlor in a flag- | draped casket since late Saturday when it was brought by motor from Philadelphia. Yesterday only close friends of the commander were gd- mitted to the home. Rear Admiral | | John A. Rodgers, retired, the dead | hero's father, preserved his naval bearing, despite his grief, to receive neighbors' messages of sympathy at | the door. | The commander's 72 year-old| mother, who rushed go his bedside | at Philadelphia when he called for her, but conld mot arrive befére he died, was nearly overcome With grics when she reached home iith the body o eldest son, and has received no Another son, Tred, was Alaska 16 years ago. omorrow will be buried at Arlington. werc he! vis lost in Rodgers v honors | Commander with milit NEWINGTON NEWS Mrs. Helen D. Upson has sold her liome on Ridgeway street to John A.. Robinson of Hartford, For the past few months Mrs, Upson has been living in New Britain with her father-in-law. The engaegment of Miss Gladys M. -Ci of cWthersfield avenue, Hartford to Eugene Feiteroll of | Farmington avenue, Hartford, for- merly of this town, and son of Mrs. | Fetteroll of Willard avenue, Junction, has been an- The wedding will take place early in Octobes A meeting of the Grange fair committee will be held this evening 1t the Grange hall at § o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Camp and Jaughters, Ruth and Edith, of| Akron, N. Y., are visiting at H\e‘ of Mrs. Camp's parents, Mr.| and Mrs. Charles Ycager of tle unetion. Mrs. E. W. Har conventlon are today district convention at Welles Tast. Hartford. Mrs. Elsie Peterson of 33 Kings- |ton street, ‘West Hartford, has an- | nounced the engagement of her daughter, Miss Edna A. Peterson, to Alton M. Fish, son of Mr. and Mrs. Augustus M. Fish of the Junction. Warren M. Blodgett, di- rector of “religious education at the | First Church of Christ, New Britain, filled the pulpit at the Congregation~ al church Sunday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Phillip Camp of | | Hillside avenue, Hartford, are re- ceiving congratulations on the birth wington delegates to the state attending a hall, Proudman and (;norm‘,} | |of « daughter, Marjorie Evelyn, Mr. [serve officer in Sm e — ] the United States Willard |army air service over the New York to Paris non-stop flight became in- nsitied yesterday with an open Camp formerly lived avenue, this town, A bridge party of eight tables in honor of Mrs. Benjamin F. Damon |break between the two avigtors. was held Friday afternoon at the| Fonck denied that he had ever home of Mrs, James T. Powell on promised to take Captain Berry on Robbins avenue. Mrs. E. B. Proud- [the flight as a pilot. “I did eay,” he man and Mrs. T. L. Monler assisted |explained “that if more than twa Mrs. Powell. Prizes were won by pilots would be taken Captain Ber- Mrs. J. E. Harding, Miss Emily(ry might be selected, but I see no Polson, Mrs. L. L. Harding, and reason for taking more than two. Mrs. George H. Dyson. Mr. and|The extra weight can be used to Mrs, Damon and daughter, Dorothy, |better advantage by earrying more are leaving today for their new |gasoline. home in Jackson Heights, Long Is- land, Joseph W. Harvey died at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Roy §. Hurd, of Roseleaf avenue, Wednes- whom he re day afternoon. Mr. Harvey was 73 [ljeved as an years old. He had been employed | Moffett, navy air chief, to partici by the ( Fuller Co., of Hartford |pate in the flight, " for 12 years. He leaves twa daugh- | " | jeytenant Snoddy ald he could ters, Mrs. Harry G. Gufle of Hart-|understand Captain Berry's feeling ford, and Mrs, Hurd of thds town: |of gissappointment, but asserted two half Drothers, Cliftord ©. Fenn tnat his relations to the proposed of Toms River, N. J, and sawmuel giight was that of an “outsider.” Fenn"of Essex; a krother, Jonn aptain Berry, when informed of 0. Harvey of New Britain, and four | stement - Mo Fonk and andchildren. The funeral was . g ; Licutenant Snoddy declared that “no held Saturday afterncon anl bulldl|prenchman, no matter how many was in Unlonville. medals he has can come over here made the flight possible, T had ' planned it and had approached the L backers before anyone ever dreamed of F IFonck taking part in it." | Mary McEnroe, through Cox & S0 Agaifl New York fo Papig rurchused property located at 331 Lincoln street from Elizabeth H. | Long. farci have purchased 1109 East street from Sc d push me aut of this flight, T |Dunn and Schultz & Costello, has Trip Is Threatened | “Frank Mastriani and ) Costello. on here’ will be only two pilots on this flight, Lieutenant Sneddy and myse Lieuten. Allan P. Snoddy, to rred, was recently re- aide to Rear Admiral tene Salvatore property at hultz & New York, Aug. 30 (@I sions between Rene Fonck, French ace, and Captain Homer Berry, re-'READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS o _ ] ssen- i) i i i S iy - c% The DOBBS Byways is a delightful hat for Summer wear. The texture is soft and lightweight and‘the colors dre in harmony with the season of sunshine and outdoor life. Shown in New York exclusively in the Dobbs shop and here on the same day FITCH-JONES CO. ‘CITY HALL BlG PEOPLE CAN ul REALIZES SUDDENLY AT HE'S STANDING ! WISHES HE COULD STAND DECIDES THERE'S UP ON HI5 FEET THE WAY NOTHING LIKE TRYING 5 DOWN QUITE HARD WISHES HE COULD W6~ WANTS HIS LEGS TO DO LY Now GUESSES HE'LL HAVETD 60 A LTTLE SLOWER . NOW, THEN TLOPS Hps A DIM IDEA YOU'VE WELL, ONE MORE 6T O BALANCE. SIOW- RE OUT JuST WHAT HE ~ TRY SAME MOMENT LEGS 5NT QUITE SURE BUT ANYTHING'S WORTH @NE WAY. COLLAPSES ~ WHETHER TO TAKE THAT WHILE A5 LONG AS HE ON HI5 NOSE t, 1926, by The Bell §) LEARNED TO STPND'. WHOOPS WITH JOY A5 B JOKE OR NOT