New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 26, 1926, Page 6

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FILLING STATION RATIO tion's TO AUTOMOBILES One gas station in New Britain for every 146 automobiles does not appear to be too many at first glance; but it should not be over: looked that every automobile is not all has had magical success, and flects much credit upon the ators of the ide Th establist th in 1922, Shreveport, being operated the time—ex tember, Since that cept perhaps on Saturday noon or Sunday. after- | the Shrine has opened and succe maintained seven other h tals for crippled children, loca Minneapolis, St. Paul, Ore But, when the s regarding 70 gasoline stations meet the ey the feeling is something entirely different. That total of filling re- positories apears considerable a city the size of New Britain in Hartford, it is learned, the ratio of filling stations to cars larger than in New Britain there are a good many roads lead- ing to Hartford and transient auto- ists no doubt help to maintain the Capital City’s stations. tigu in Francisco, Portland, . Louis, units Wa Winnep mobile Spokane, and H. for | Chicago; I, City, Honolulu, Lake yet Salt M and is ev What record four years! It reads But a wonderful 1e institutions have a 4,000 been of 500, and of the more patients who have Distributing ofl for the millions |Mit!ed and treate 75 have b of automobiles has grown to be industry, and °d as permanently cur s arged as permanently cured | been strai of | E L imbs have one enormous profit and prosperity. vear In particular has been one of | " satisfaction in‘the oil industr ;]].T;l:l‘ i hears nothing of price wars, nor is | ' there a suggestion of prices too low | S°M°thir for the prosperity of the industry Everybody to in curvature si Wheel thrown The present | ¢"¢d birth, set in place. Crutches aw hopeless to live youngsters for—good strength. sh nal r discussio $4,4 enterprise, the e council has four seems be entirely P titutions of the kind i It 0,000 satisfied, and there have been v - has already complaints of costing more L d than it ought, have not been and the fund is kept as vociferously rward as dur- T ing former years. )y an assessment of only $2 a y per membe The son to be proud WHO Shriners have complete r HIMSELF “Know thyself,” KNOWS of this record And reason to childhood. the r world service of the prouder than ever of sald the Greek has to philosopher. other realizes his willing to admit frankly that he ha to In the man who them wher who words, limitations—or is | knowg' the fact kingdom | For such a few or many—is in a fair way become distinguished in one way or KENTUCKY SPIRITUALS UP-T0-DATE there another. At any rate, he belongs to | a sensible minority. Tho turned page and that Ohio—the elected by a Buckeye landslide—is i io at is about Kentu encou tigators the right inve Vie colun and low “wealth nding to prod i N Governor Don Den large its and who of folk ‘tunes et n women have been collect during the Coolidge |the plaintive songs of the mo! nd nomination state d them i th no candidate for the putting presidential on the | books singers show them ¢ fo sop Democratic ticket He the be isticated audlences as son thing entirely new and original says he i musicographer nomination now and will months in Kent1 one later. “T know told delegates a boy England, wi an lear 1cky vitors to the of tn his party The m Kent means Donahey thrumn {1 ening tide @ candidate b itars, sit ir pivotal and RS R ranks to electoral coll¢ they gentleman th way from anything e tions” and i gene ident It proper sire has 1 tur of the sa of wou had no in such Lellohis, Avble et the gene Governor n credited with mp common s And by a few year quite ge of these common s Donahzy tions, 1 mo debar if the him from b people cared to have him Figh e Wre ALL A MISTAKE FARMERS PROSPEROUS #nform Pine can Little M ditties, w ition The stream of pour ho! ing from” White Adirondacks cal can seems to go telegraph fireside. And noted gentlemen have he with storjes throughout We now are learning, ha or; at harm wires from thus from t paid t the g districts. America for tions mll but cut off from the o gene! through the prosperity ium r the convention of ten shrines, The movement to operate such hospitals origin- e first hospital of the kind was ospi- Montreal, Springfield, Mass.. ike a romance d capac- chai given health | down: and themselves some “Wil- and take her th d so far as ready inter-|to call at course is concerned, and leaving | automobile good old and fall the uncontaminated by |springtime summertime and during the and to theaters and card parties and not I th : wh contraptions of th of pro- | gressive civilization. Idtter what during should she be young none the And something §s always happen- man ing in Kentucky to provide a new | Mmeans business, when in rea {is only a species of flirt? | | impetus to the glories of folk song We h this feminist. The well-established custom of the man was the rescue | That into a plaintive not be the log | T would b | possibilities. The |of the miners at Salem, Ky. will mountains having the sole right and privilege should be scrap pile. There more and quicker in with their story get air of the need of popp stion to is of the kind legated n loves to encase in a the cas the Te- | threnody of melody. mar girl ion your n miners were trapped § in up and ask 1s of the Roy but surging bowe earth while business or at work. One, James ait using her for have ran the escaped, ndy artner. way through waters that the to vote; business, Women have right in and £ life married .. — accumulated orde) to warn his | y have equal r six and a half days, drilled the in most When such as profe led other things o they 2 ntically through | other thi ; or the ly do before reaching the men. When they legend the cap of each man: im- enough to having sufficient ing onen are lu unlucky ted % | found this were neet with a m was scrawled in|™ i to act like one — they rights in courage e home and than Th have equal des have equal “It sometimes have more equal find we are dead when you , we are save rights; rarely les en why | rights ren are should they not Cobb, rescued up dolph one the told bed of luring the days when youths call to be na- men story his upon them amused and en- sropped n 2 . Prorped ‘ a2 tertaine cabin later. 2 il Women have the ri to vote; alf as important as “We laid ing, 1 there till Friday morr.- and then we all got victory from God except J " he s rig said. “He failed. We prayed then until Sunday morning. We b only our carbide lamps. I told them 1 was going to do some writing. I turned to James and said, ‘Roy, et o ameswna o, wex | P otsand Fancies I'm going to put down what you BY ROBERT.QU-LLEN | say.! Roy said, ‘I don't know what to do.! Then turning toward he said, down I'm guess, propose. They should nt and should they in ted = S oyen Note on saving the Sock | in | Heaven ut it e om0 savec “We held a grand meeting then and were Lord's love when they sh., and glorious iving on the |} A indicates good other fellow is| voice that A gentle e s ceding or i larger. fOf | Touching, isn't it? Most cer- more milk when Well, it is natural Detroit is tI unfounded. for presid So cows & ly an epic for the soul- | jazz is playe ul originators of “lonesome | (0 turn loose a OF Kentucky tunes.” story is be- | ; The report that weltest spot m hasn't a can 2d-ling repeated upon all the mountain the fitting the some dolorous lamentation with a glorious finish, with the all hearers and beholders to be like e N | sides, and guitar-strummers isn't sporting | to “pull leather” on a bronco, but | it's all right to hold on in flivver, | are Lord’s rescue to . ht- Queer people nce moral for | a 2" | the miners at S and pared to meet their God. em pre- If a girl ‘guest than five days, it is because only five frocks. an't stay more | d she MODERNIZING THE WHITE HOUSE President A contrivanc: lazily Telephone enables you and annoy people ad- to & at UD- | While the and his mily are ab§ White Camp, ful | hear Pau i N. things | happening in the White Hous return to situation will The White going to in- About all from a fight operation. Ja up now appendix ear are When | Washington the Coolidges ink of being named Princess | de Bourbon! Ah, well; lots of fel- lows once got a royal feeling out of that name tr €3° | never look the for same. of House be as the once is est be n it modern every respect as Why solve the McPherson mys- tery? Those who want it solved ilrcady have an opinion nothing could change. home any bloated millionalre around the corner, boxes will | The electri Even the old-style ice e no more, the nation lea | White House ns. Ether will put you to sleep even more quickly than of the speeches that come in on the ether. influence will have an some cal refrigerator, similar to the kind | Mr. Mrs, the installment bought by and John e Ttalian is where, and th wr-bearing nipa palm may be cal that Dbecause they nipa do b Smith on plan. every- ] The Associated Press reporter of |, dug down the White furnish into history of to that a ice nto - House cooling processes fen Legend in 7 Miss Ederle really a sweetie. may affirm that | swam it to meet his story, discovering ing : x originally food was prescrved in un- M- cellar packed with the tem was natural nto o is getting a little beginning ct to baldness. Wi lig well, wel us didn't drown | this summer. from Potomac; this sys- | desperate if off foll crude jce |She is to say she doesn't ‘ o % cautked,” which boxes, ‘“mekely think how, many or get killed were In use to the time of Lincoln, | PU% | when sundry improvements were | of Ky ¥ made. One gathers that keeping of food in the summer time has al-| . ihe daye have melancholy saddest of ing off t er cheer. come, kids learn ich ways been something of White gratifying a problem ned I in the House o school and e o learn De that that these difficultles will now Corned-heef the It contains no corn, and family of the land can enjoy | PArts of the world it i ing | Rora - he same comforts of home as any | . e 1ges her mind a the best to go for the summer girls are married off. is a wonderful in horse. dish. sqme per- manently of past, and the fivst mother strange way out weir i I the be other f White House by the of the umilies in tand. | and The will place after 0od modernized time the idges it can easily reir und return be Correct this sentence “He has opinions,” said the doesn’t with him (Protected by Publish lerstood why they prefer to IVe | positive man nu- cre for another term he sneer at those who | SHOULDN'T WOMEN THI: QUESTION? minist York Syndicate) WHY rop res, A me to Observation On The Weather other day said women were has| gicadvan in the matrimonial ral s o girl can “go with” a ind situa | live in Washington 25.—Torecast r Southern New Partly ght I'r int nort ifting w ani- e it ted, and sappointment laily ring a cer- yet ¥ ton rature rior; to give | moderate to outhwest n account | York cloudy r Friday; Sy por It and cer t I"riday northw to Forccast 1 rastination the artly man Iy show jon banked upon to do the modcrate courting | paet winds. | Conditions: essure is relatively | vain, | low this southern | New Englana Jerse nd unsettled rai w | England and in the | the middie Atlantic west of Jersey and valley the w The en mo un- during the | right lly the all period, she f comes to that Ifish crifters n it.” | conclusior men are 1 morni ck | s with not even nerve e . in trict of To the Hu ather is ¢ ary | enough to embarking the propose coast ai ith holy upon ship of matrimony rny To remedy this unfair custom by son | | riv it om- | which fair womanhood so frequ pleasant. storm in t tropical al days y inland and appears ce r Mississippi. It ains on the cen- Fla., reported 8.48 in the past 24 hours. | Temperature been slight in the eastern portions of the | country with a warmer conditions west sAppi river Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy and somewhat warmer, cheated of her rights, the right ly is of i has 1 Gulf T feminist that women fon for have the conferred AL upon | Yancin | tr ot only | not only [ o ducing heavy them to do the proposing | during leap year — that theoretical | wal Gulf period when y are supposed to| Pensacola, inches of rain which not the have rivile is changes have but time, year nd Sounds year out reaction the entieing. And why not? | of Mi ra- | Why should a girl be led to be- | ut- | lieve the young man she permits | BATTING | expected at | sena att commun Shop Editor, care B w of the New | | Britain Herald, and your letter | | will be forwarded o New York. | A Diploma “Mill” That Should Start Grinding! Diplomas for science, diplomas for | ar But why in the name of all rea- sons not start Giving diplomas for Fu conceeded | That nothing. in every day life is| more needed! And The Door Slammed- p: ‘‘Please, mum, I e days, and ——" Housewi “I haven't talk weather!" an Slazenger. Tra e n to | time to| FOR KING SOLOMON The Editor Appoints Himself Referee in the Case of Sunny vs, Prince Charming aders In this argument Twixt Suny and her lover, It seems to me the lady has arming hunting cov er love was so inténse, so overflowing, f he lost his job she's help needle sewing. | | | work and ng to watch Two 3 discussing But often what, at first, Ends up in bitter And so, without ado, I will | Elect myself arbiter, Bec I know this boy Each is a amusi lovers st g is sweet, fussing. us; and girl finish fighter. | The other’s love is something that They neither should disparage; It's bad to argue things like that, It might forestall the marriage. So n "Twas wrong thus w point—on s to wheedle, the argument he le! mnny And yet By ohe o ne | Without A Doubt. |and among other things Harry favorite yegittables? 0. Bother: “Ice creem, sourballs, and lemmin merrang pie Tetcher: “Try lery’ change.” 0. Bother: “In the old days wen pa fixed the furnace He used to come back rite aways, But now ever sints Prohibition Wen he goes down the celery stays.” for a —Rose A. Jolline, (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) 25 Years Ago Today Th church Y. P. 8. C. E. of the Center will hold a trolley party to y Lane this evening. In the course of the trip the semi-annual election of officers will be held. Ely Bros. orchards are attracting visitors, usual, from surround- ing tow They are now harvest- ing plums and peaches. Mess McMillian, Niven and Humphrey, dry goods merchanas, met at the Business Men's head- quarters last evening and agreed to close their stores all day on Labor Day. It is pow assured that all the business houses will be closed on t day The monthly meeting of the Clerks’ association was held" yester- day, and the members voted to co- operate in tryingsto bring to local ores that part of the trade which as hitherto gone to other cities. A. J. Sloper was re-elected a di- rector of North & Judd's at the meeting of the stockholders today. M. Wightman was chosen secre- tary and general superintendent. George P. Spear has ben appointed cashier and chief accountant in the La | effice of the company. RANGERS T 0 MEET |Harry Bonney to Give Talk on| Sports Tonight and Football Plans To Be Laid, Tonight at § o'clock Ranger A. C. will hold a spec meeting at the club rooms on Church street Bon- who directed the minstrels last 3 nd who may coach the football team_this fall, will be welcomed as an honorary member and will give a talk on sports. the ney “So you really think that girl?” the Henry love you th Iy en : mother! company —Daniel Lindegreen, REPORTER TRIES FICTION By Marvin Harpers THE The club will take over plans for the foothall season tonight and Cap- tain Sarisky will outline his views. A call for early practice is likely to be issued very sdon. | Varied Agenda Prepared For Meeting at Geneva | (“Go to work on a newspaper” s given to aspiring auth- wouldn't that make their sound this?) | nice day. according to man, when a person | Iward Sloan stepped houg by stories ike It five girl ap- om wh hour It w reported {o proached him whispered conversation to have place: “Briand Cabinet Probe,” he hissed, d to be gritted. tum Ring Uncovered, Off r| " the girl was thought to have | ied. “Alimony R ays. Mate,” he was quoted as saying. “Man Held in Motor Crash,” she groaned, and fell into his arms, by- stated. Expose e At an some 1o he pretty, the alleged is believed | cen | Asks teeth | Fails; through fused; S standers “Big Contest shrieked. Their lips met, were till combined at a late are invest Bathing Beaut said “to in have | is said, and the merger hour last night. The police | ting and an arrest an early hour today. it in is | The Prize Fight A Clever Ruse Fowler: “You say that that old crazy about Mrs, homely men?" Mrs, Blaisde very nts the maid 1l “Sure thing, moves into sie ) that in case longer time to the fireman who r to rescue her.” Jurgens. top floor, fire she'll the up a in rms of climbs IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted by Maxine) Mr. Charleston, what makes you so blue this morning.” Willie Charleston: ‘I went into a lady barber shop, and asked the boss. ‘Connecticut mys hair?” and she said—" right there! a censorship on the class what ‘censorship.’ " Teagher ought Stop, to be nifties. Tell about these vou know Willie Charleston “When a we were poor together, my loved me true, said she would be faithful to me through thick and thin; someone died and left her a million bucks or two, Bhe But | over for | he ¢ Geneva, Switzerland, Aug. 26 (P The parliamentary system of government, disarmament, Euro- pean customs agreements and codi- fication of international law ar among the the 2d of the perm committees the interparliamentary union which ir sessions today American delegation United States Senat Claude A. Swanson of Virginia Pat Harrison of Mississippi and Representatives Stephen G. Porter of Pennsylvania and Theodore E. Burton of Ohia The committees will preparations for the 19 ence of the union in Paris. ELLER BANDIT” subjects on nent of The cluded in- ors and work on 27 confer- 27 GUILTY | | Fleeced by “Chorus He Admits $7,000 Detroit, . Aug. 26 W. Ford, called the dit,” pleaded guilty embezzlement and robbery from the Highland Park Peninsula State bank yesterday and was bound trial. Ford tool 8800 from the bank when he left his position as teller without notice. Three days later he | returned, held up the manager and escaped with $7,000 more, Ford was arrested last wek ew York when he asked Girls,” Holdup. ) — George “teller ban- to charges of in | police | , had taken $5,000 of the money. ‘ there to find two chorus girls who, | | STEELE-EMMONS Announcement has been’made the marriage of Miss Bernice L. Emmons of Armistice street and Myron G. Steele of LaSalle street which took place as Simsbury, _\Hg.l 9 of | B | Races to Be Held in Phila. RUNAWAY GIRLS OF 14, HRIM MAKES READY FOR LONELY EXILE Gounsls His Tribes Not fo Gontinne Revolt Northampton, Mass., Lassies, Find- ing Home Restrictions Irksome, Start Out to See World. Rebelling against what they con- sider too much dictation on the part | of their parents, two Northampton, Mass. girls, each aged 14, ran away, | from home Tuesday and were pic! Fez, Aug. 26 (P) — Abd-El-Krim, with Mussulman fatalism, is prepar- ing for his exile on a tiny island :n_}‘he I:haxn ocean. s k‘rd up by Officer John Liebler on 1e one-time government clerk 0 led a stubborn revolt against| .2in street about i two great powers and who aspired jMOrning. They will be returned to to be “King of the Riff,” spends|their homes in police custody. most of his day roaming through One of the girls sald she wanted [the vast flowering gardens w hich | to leave school and obtain employ- | surround his residence. ment to earn money and be inde- Regulatly every morning and eve- | pendent, but her mother refused ning the vanquished rebel prays to|her permission. The other whnder- | his Allah, who he believes directed | er told the police her mother i§ con. | his surrender to the French. | tinually finding fault and nothing | Recently the Riffian tribe of | seems to satisfy her. § |Gasis having decided to revolt ccording to their story, they |against the French ;managed to get |were in Hartford Tuesday night and | Word of their plan through to Abd-|rode to New Britain vesterday, They | El-Krim. A reply evidently inspired | haq little money when they left by Abd-El-Krim, was captured DY |their homes and when picked up the French, who immediately for-|this morning they were penniless and glad to be given a bed. 4 o'clock warded it to its destination when | they learned that it read as follows: | “Allah is powerful. Allah desired la French victory because for a long | & time the Riffians have not followed | yalcase Developed at Pittsburgh to |the religion of their brothers and |~ Reduce'Cost ‘of Machine Pasts, fought against the people who WeTe | pittshurgh, Aug. 26 (#—The d {able to bring prosperity, civilization | velopment of a new steel Broduct— |and happiness.” |steel with a great wear Tesistanoe | Although Abd-El-Krim hhs 8is-|surface, but a soft core—was an- played no desire to escape, troops|ngunced here last night by the Jones jof the Eighth *Colonial regiment| g yaughlin Steel corporation, Met- guard the whitewashed house on the |, ljurgists described the product as outskirts of the town. ‘a combination of stéel elements Si Mohamed, Abd-EI-Krim’s bro- | pever pefore obtained.” ther who is housed with Abd-El-| Tpe product, named Jalcase, will Krim accepts his imprisonment With | roquce production costs and speed |less grace and declares he would | yp output of parts for automobiles, {not have surrendered had he known | washing machines, other household tLat he was to be exiled appliances, typewriters and adding machines, shoes and textile ma= |chines and equipment where steel ‘?nr great wear resistance is required | for moving parts, company officiala Philadelphia, Aug. 26 (P—The| said, first two fliers to start in the “on| Heretofore, according to metallurs to the sesqui” took off from | gists, steel used in moving parts was Dallas, Te yesterday morn- hard throughout. Jalcase, they said, ing, according to word reccived &t with its hard surface and soft core, the headquarters here on the na-|possesses a triple combination of tional air races. They are Austin R.| fast machining, case hardehing and Lawrence and Ross Arnold. Both|forging properties. men are piloting Curtiss JN4C planes. Dallas is approxtmately 1,- NICHOLS BACK TO PROFS 300 miles from Philadelphia. New Haven, Aug. 26, (P—Chet Lawrence and Arnold age coming | Nichols, New Haven pitcher who for the national races which are to| went to the Pittsburgh Pirates on be held in connection with the ses- | oftion a short time ago, will return quicentennial exposition between | to the Profs, George Weiss, qwner Sept. 4 and 11. of the Eastern league club an. The first woman to announce her | nounced today. intention of flying to the races is| Nichols will probably join his Mrs. J. W. Price of Jacksonville, | former teammates in Springfield to- Fla., who will make the trip here|morrow, Weiss said. with her husband, a pioneer of [ SR | commercial aviation in ¥lorida. | General Pangalos, former pres L“S‘.a IS'. Sued. by Hl? lent of Greece who was overthrown Wife Who Wants Divorce vy the #ent coup detat headed Los Angelcs, Aug. 26 (P—Wilfred | by General Cowdylis, has been in- Lucas, grdhd opera singer and mo- | terned at the fortress prison lzed- tion picture actor, was made the de- |din on the island of Crete. fendant in a divorce suit filed here | yesterday by his wife, Helen Lucas, better known as Bess Meredyth, scengrio writer. The complaint charges cruel and Infuman tréatment, she also alleges| e il e b that Lucas waited until she had gone 5 and luxuriant, Lacky Tiger cor- {o Europe to inform her of his love | WK A% e for another woman-and that since | her return the singer has refused to live with her. | NEW HARD-SURFACED STEEL Army Aviators Start for race PANGALOS INTERNED | Athgns, Greece; Aug. 26 (P)— Falling Hair can be stopped. GOOD FOOD HABITS— ¥ other health habits. To calculats how much I, sugar, fat protel your family needs, you would have to know exactly how much muscular work each person performs, how much of the different nutrients each food contains,and exactly how much each person d eat. Fortunately, it Is not necessary for the housewlfe to be this kind of a caledlating machine, n order to feed her family scientifically, General rules can be followed, wihich are carefully cxplained in our Washington Bu- reaw's latest bulletin offering: GOODPROPORTIONS IN THE DIET. 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