New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 24, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, AUGUST 24, 1926. challenge quick- i, actor New Britain Herald " 00", 0 HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY he the before ecame Wild Days 2 | and since that time film suffered much finally lieved (Sunday Bxcepted) 67 Church Btreet Issued Datly At Herald Bldg by death. actor seems to have main- and The SUBSCRIPTION RATES ! $5.00 & Year | $2.00 Three Mont ! that optimism which seems to be 5. a Monmth. | part to think of He with As tained his courage 1o the end. 2 1 But Wore More To Fla of youth remained with him the hours. Could final anyone Entered at the Post Office at New Britain Second Class Mail Matter. more touching 1 words? [ “ “Century G looked forward to a fishing trip | his chief health was TELEPHONE CALLS physician! Business Office 925 Editorial Rooms 926 understood, Spar tino regarded a Ye The niy. 'profitable advertiviig medinm { SPecimen of manhood, Yet One of the most interesting jobs in the City. Circulation books and press ways open to advertisers. midst of I The AR ORNEL in the in city — is look- down uncertainty of li # {ing through ne er files of The does spa { nevef more forcefully illustrated i ho envied; Associated Press. experic fa exclusively en re-publication of Member of the The Associated Press titled to the use for all news credited to it or not otherwise Credited in this paper and also local news published therein. | it regularly is to INATOR FERNALD'S ACHIEVEMENTS Bert M those hardy | it a combination of and work which la Senator Fernald of | P *A%Ur¢ b much ¥ in ghter. quiet Maine was one o Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. s The A. B. C. ls & national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analyefe of circulation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this audit. This insures protection egainst fraud n newspaper distribution figures to both national and Jocal advertisers. not regard ourselves generation hence to the nders who refused to he counted out because of an unkind |as perfect; a our loings will look funny ws- file fate. Crippled in childhood n investigators do bout overcoming 1 sical de- | Paper the 1i s e el things of 25 years ago to us prac- | tice and rt, he became a |today. skilled athlete. Having an oppor- abandoned to on sale dafly in New Newsstand, Times Entrance The Herald 1s e York at Hotaling’s Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Grand Central, 42nd Street. A day quarter of a century ago no tunity | to purchase an Ty scemed quite complete without “good for he finest but it nothing ReTld s into | @ “runaway” prancing desperately his raise turned £ip8 along the downtown stre the walk of the farms of ome- one WHERE COURTE | state. IS AN ASSET Maxpayers who have dealings with city officials are entitled to as c as when they | times made use of the rig nags Naturally the a frequently tened not be kept He governor of light of such womenfolk jumped from the vehicles, man could hidden un- | careening be- | mussing der -a bushel. ultimat up gourteous treatment deal with the gas company, the electric light company, the tele- phone company, the banks, or of the merchants. Tt s surprising that Mayor Weld found it warn city employes of this self-evident fact. City officials are the employes of the taxpayers. The public at times may be un- reasonable,” or not exactly in the best of humor when the time ar- rives to pay money over the counter. But that i a time at which to smile, rather than frown. came ana | their balloon sleeves and their pic- United his state, ture hats terribly. finally was sent the States Senate, to where he conducted | Drunken drivers, however, any scemed to be at they himself as an effective represent- uncommon; at least. The be “rigs.” faithful fav- to tive of his constituents. were not molested, His death will be universally re- | orite method seemed to gretted. To the public at he known much it able that in the same issues of the |animal would have them at the gatc | of the the "days when % and still necessary to bundle them into the large their say was not as Ru- | “giddap” to horses, dolph Valentino, and it is notice- |and in an hour or two the knowing domicile. Those were drink press chronicling both deaths the Valentino demise naturally receives man could Sen- | ride and be safe, by far the greater space. Yet ator Fernald with lived a noble life, Ana West | particularly happy low in | for the “scorchers, of | called. That pardized 1 | speeders! hunting ground the pesky bicyel street seemecd the endeavor to benefit his fellow 1an Main thoughts. He | recent session spirits and i, He will his to a the in from uppermost returned THE WEST MAIN JOB Those who opined the repaving of West Main street wouldn't be finished before around September were right. Despite its slowness and the many delays occasioned by the repair of street car tracks, and the necessity of relaying curbs and gut- | ters, the completion of the work of Congress as they wete premonition be | they frequently jeo- | the ena. remembered of innocent the com- It ap- down the hills limb to f-evident from the life and {in his native - state as one of its| pedestrians trying cross most honored public servants. | streets is se STUFFS FACTORE AND WAR Sir James Irvine . plaints inscribed in the files. DY pears that “coasting’ ! | was a particularly favorite amuse- ment, and as style of antists, tells the “new departure” this week — weather permitting— Wwill be a worthy achievement to | of public us, detest exceedingly the prospect had not yet been New the upon brakes of turning their talents and genius of lethal but the that eve: | perfected in Britain, wher the credit of the board the invention works. Had peeded such extensive repairs it is to for has asses gass they originated, feet front fork, and could not stop very But bikes had which worked riders had to the top of War purposes, DIOCeSS | nut (heir e the trolley tracks not now gone so far y | dye stuffs plant in every nation i 1 'S | readily. the ‘regu- some- public works board had the ng befo probable the would have manufacture de- laboratory deadly entire cities. ; e A lar brakes,” thoroughfare | o ansts ompable of i e gasses capable of times, Laws against scorching were this, stroying And completed but The city has every reason to feel very went to the penitentiary. sever apparently nobody the worst feature is there a just pride in the new paving and |4re no treaty provisions or control | the type of work its own men with the able to construct. elaborate | or to boards to prevent the Those also were the days when city's own apparatus are experimentation going on, prevent the use of such widegpread no bicycle rider could claim to be more than the rankest of amateurs MORE COMFORT X ssoritng One cannot.. help congratulating | {sh scientist the Connecticut -company u]v‘on S| contest between steel armaments, R e decision to utilize | but one of air planes and poisoned o larger and more comfortable style | goccag The of car on the East Main and |on could be wiped out complete- Chestnut street lines in the city. If {1y yn o short time, he avers; and Superintendent William J. Byran is | deserving of some of the credit | there 18 enough to go around. The trolley companies are com- ing to understand that one way to piease the public and gain patron- | age is to make riding a pleasure as well as a utilitarin process. Mnro} comfortable seats, less noise and everything possible to woo the pub- | Hc are among the experiments of | the companles; and' it is note- | worthy that the improved or s it cars — will be introduced | in New Britain lines | which have not money-makers. these lines ought winter, destructive elements to the war no during war. Brit- is unless he had pedaled a centur day. The infested | | | | e | eminent one hundred miles—in one longer % roads every Sunday were there were o century coat- It bi- clubs, white an's ci - ¢ ' white man's civiliza- | 1,501 ping for century drivers. smart Plainville to Meriden was trick to ride a and return. no to return, nor And it Cat Hole popular bug- | cycle at the same time he claims not to | e b alavmist. might be added that the How to control chemical warfare than pass road was quite a is indeed a greater problem others. The nation with and the thoroughfare for cyclists and any of the the gy-riders. most poison most planes to scatter the polson, upon | combatants non-combatants alike, will in fu- ture conflict, he has told the world. It what the tell us is true, war such as we have the Flappers? there such, other with were and only they went by nam be supreme any They were dresse greater and grander profusion than those of tod but bullt came chemical experts of the course, and had life. few seasons the customs of f were | about the same the car — | known is ‘When the Germans at t in ast is n . s B N0 MO 5045 about enjoyin arted the use Ypres warfare, a new For a upon two of poisoned to all the rules of and black page was turned in his- Before the World War ended species of gas had gas contrary skirts taut around the modish holding body prevalled, astonishing on ben The to and no damsel recelipts swould be caught walking along the hand tightly the increase this ) Lo street without one been perfected her garments Somc grabbing in . | i Jod foate | fashion Indicated held bt | i, wang | tighter than others, and those who TO FILM ART | thousands as if by a puft from the | j 2 The gallant battle for life havios | o000 tho dugined. The war| been lost, Rudolph Valentlno 18 10| 4.4 ¢ 15 gaia, just before plans | more, but the art he contributed to | 5 the development of the films will |, live as a standard for future gen-| erations. 1t looks that he but because he mere strutting about, guch as much been a chance to decimated them use have tightened things the most were con- sidered the most daring. There was less of rainbow color- sen perfect Aevastating to begin using And the chemical mu‘ ing of the cheeks, penciling of the material. eyebrows, and trying to improve time ha examples that nature’s method of making the lips the oratories even | his good | worse of produced 3 attractive; but gitls made good 1 the ;as not because of Ao e to prominence, | same, T89S DYOL | 1ethal form. ARSI e e el could act — not aking & girl out for a ride was fomid 2ep 2 The use of polson to conquer is to fnstincts less expensive than today. As few adversary repugnant the a s earlfer ¢ > 3 of the young bucks of the town of the screen art in its earlier d g Sh s e nan: 5 Years Ago When “Runaways” Worried Staid Merchants on Main Street; When Flappers Went B; Another Name p With; When the Pests of West Main Street Were Bicycle “Speeders;” \’Vhen‘i nding” Was Great Sunday Sport;|[ When Young Bucks Hired Livery Rigs To Go|! ing With Their Girls; When—Well, Read It!| owned their own horse and buggy it th city was nece to patronize of bt ary one numerous “liv rns” in the which existe in nearly as much profusion as gasoline stations do today. let imposible And no one , imagine to pet to perfecti Any conere n livery ri old-timer in the can glve te evidence, it The rig had the wishes to talk about — but 1 d- it the let without probably won't 2 ntage of to while being ing petting proceeded, neccsary only to throw reins over the the dash board and horse trundle T 1o \long guidance, There were no gla with highway was headlights met on roads, either, and one good as another in the day of rig love-making. Among the most estiferous nuisances around the cily 25 years 120 were the young bucks who | hired a livery contraption and then went the joyriding over the The into quiet roads of time, poor horse terribly fast | traveling — miles an hou nd keep'it up as long as the beast could run. They were denounced by all the humane societies and the people of humane sentiments, and tom to halt only as it was the at saloons or inns, they had sorrowful hang- overs the next day. This, at least, was good punishment for their high crimes and misdemeanors, Just about that time t “horseless carriages” were heard from. Soon they hecame known as automobiles, and when the first e amples popped up in the city they were the cynosure of all eyes. Peo- ple had little them, the confidence in claiming chance accident bad loud whining of which red for was fe their teo great, Besides, a ture was the machinery horses and made them run even more frequently than they would do by nature, or on general principles. Uncle letter to the were enough Abner wrote a there paper claiming runaways as it was, without adding to their total by allowing such things to run at large. Nobody at pected that when the that the time ever ex- time wpuld come multitude of hitching posts arc would be mnd the Center no longer necessa The public mind tated was much ¢ about international well oceur- The of rences, as as that affairs domestic. supposition knowledge world-wide is a modern ly when it is realized trifles atively blasted that filled rebellion n China had the world by that there Iigypt and plenty innovation is such as the Boer war the papers; that the ears; of shooting; that Morocco even then wa limelight; the was threatening to much in the and rman build a navy big enough to worry England. The Galveston flood vielded it must will b that President sassinated kaiser a had occurred, and much to talk about. Also, not be overlooked that it 5 years ago in Septemb McKinley Buf!: P was as- at ilo, where he had attended the Pan-American exposi- tion. but dif- ferent. In spite of possessing fewer facilities are living 1 a differen fundamentally we are no in the way of invention, people 25 years ago, in New Dritain as elsewhere, enjoyed themselves at thy dido't opportunities as the of the gine, opportunity; and lack as many blase generation prone to ims present is but that touch comes n consisted of, ods to the the the is returning m. | of | | companies, has 70 3 but be regarded 10 the st rie turally to a tor in other Sty whiol ral barbarism, to means employed ¢ ars, is of to reached Just mankind. age of his impers and gifted son o It me jungles, and a the by tribes on that L beginning as result Is true greatc 1 wholesale scale adapts fighting 9 A the greatest railroad builder of the = principles of polsonous age. He ation of a sheik of th e vetne Sat ane the world-leader ind his profession, the and to it this w the commission in the it may be claimed -hear scientists a has a plan before Inter- a in the ordinary concep- state Commerce for a part that of in who tion histronic excellence would railroad merger south- And this he wants to connect with with horror prod- | huge ¥ ooks upon demand talents, But the ardor extraordinary is Va skill ts of wishes | West find possibility u s colleagues the Ac put eastern lines, con- connecting link ., at a cost to some manner prevent [ Up his | str icting from | Pittsburgh to of $1,000,000 He 1s the modern Hill and Harri- man railroad world. His big; his vision is focused trunk line in the east s it, by the way, when build such ind in part o a He the of the ruin that he soon stood out Jaston, the 15 a master g . | flzation is And then, going han the | 45 apout 1t? What are the nations Valentino through their means fran of his craft. In hands of et mile. actor the less gifted part t might | what are we to have risen no hig of the &verage; in the hand of the world going to do about it? |ideas are What to prevent JCwiN:a. part that justly deserved attempts have they made upon & new fame: — how It was just a short Valentino figured prints as a challenger of an editor. Though at fi in the nature of was learned quickly long tried this threatened disaster to time ago that | panking far? somebody to a new in the public eastern trunk line? The big three in the eastern rail- field — the New York Cen- tral, Pennsylvania and Baltimore & Ohto — are strongly opposed to well LOREE AT 70 PLANS HUGE MERGERS president much agentry, it that regarded as road L. F. Delaware of the & Hudson railroad com- press Loree, enough | Valentino was serious, and that hl:!p.uly, guiding spirit in half a dozen | Loree's schemes, as | other raflroad companies he is|might be. But Loree at 70 is a very wag a skilled protagonist in almost lxccklng to consolidate, and a dir any athletic endeavor, The humor | determined man. | IN I In €000 4,000 YEARS years we wWill be our coal suppl I vears , according to dean of But 4,000 Our a nnsylvania colle is a long time. presnt industrial civilization was built upon the use of coal; but since we began using the black diamonds intensively be- of we have gun using less of it per than J If ues ever before chemistry and science contin- furnishing us with marvels at the rate it has been doing the past | 100 we will be need of coal long before the 4,000 years are up. years not in As a other matter of fact, many an- play But to raw material 4,000 will out long before human years, the race will be ablc get along. | | The | Chicago 80 large more than 800 small lbmu and reptiles. cus- | compar- | the Boxer | was trouble in | capita | Roosevelt expedition to Asla they | has brought to the Fleld Museum in mammals and mammals, & l funCho Maxson Foxuas Jupare send all communications to Fun | Shop Editar, care Of (he New || Britain Herald, ana your fetter | will be forwarded 1o New York. L e e Is Your Fun Dial %unctioning, Folks? > exceedingly ¢ know, attractive st of us lack gardens to pa 150 fun little each rk ‘em in a Ivocate dials, Tolks, they ke so o when You out you 1l the your suit? say of pockets Then your personal are torn | where do lelor Robert knee s at both | —Mother R | 5 WHEN BLACK IS RED On And welcome vou, the Other Hand coolitg things are is the good they do alden’s cold as ice it all refreshing to The Vampire W beaut! As T ¥ o caught my eye In her tight-fitting | ing suit. one-pi would spank the | I frankly her With tingling nerv With her L curves, lost my 1id two And bor 1 1 B | Villian: Brough r. Logical! | “Freg don’t. You'll muss my | 114 bid |And she scemed badly fussed. But Fred kept right on petting He said if he mussed he must! | —Ted Osborne. Not Half Bad Prisoner I never heard such ! Why that lawyer just lled you moron, a dangerous. half-witted, and perverted eriminal with the intelligence of six-year- old chila!"” Second Prisoner ver speaking in my ht to have heard the rney!"” First abu o a a hat's my defense, Yon ou prosecuting att Alma Droegers. A cold bottle may cool one off, hut the cold shoulder makes one hotler! THE PRIZE FIGHTER TURNS AUTIIOR A Love Story By Battling Kid Kelly (Heavy-Light- | weight Champ) | | “On, kiddo, T loves yer” croaks the good-looking skirt, giving him a {100k outajher lamps that leaves him | £roggy. | Dey comes in together in a clinch, land he gives her a straight kiss to [the beezer. They holds mitts for a while in the dark. The gal is a great looker, and weighs 175, Her mug the hotstuff—she has a snappy pair of glims and a little snout There aint nothing cauliflower {2bout her ears, and the guy loves her. | “Lets match up in down ter the preachers!” says, s they breaks away. The skirt goes down in a faint for Ithe count’of te , end the guy grabs her around the belt and carries her to the preacher, who signs 'em up {for a finish fight provided the gal splits the purse- §0-20, (K. 0) is nice for life and weigh law- | | seidet or Parry Seldel, either?” Postmaster: “Here's one for#your sister, Germie, ! reckon it's from her beau that tuk her to the eircus and {made her sick on red lemonade. Bet- [ter read it.” |Homer Seldel: “Much HRG 4 that off LMN M6 O R U~ t will W. P. D. MADE | ] 8t Q" too high a charge he made or that awful lemonade. lam sick, so are you— will double yc , p. d. q.") —Ted Robinson (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) Factsand Fancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN | Currency seldom gets inflated un- |til national ambition does. Women 1926: about talking 1890: Browni about fat | He isn't nuine dry unless he thinks home-made blackberry wine is rum talking Women | | | | About tie way to satisfy | vour soul and your envy of an cne- my is to be more decent than he is. i cricans can y except | { hailstones. | almost and the agree on religion stock leads in Wall merns that people oline than beef When moto! reet, it simply rather have ga cels truly vir is carrying | A man seldom | tuous except when he quart bottle of vinegar. mother she d a ooked and e not even can Long canne the ago Now Ah, well; the makes a fool of a makes a man of a fool. | | | | | that experience man If the Wilipino ever gains inde- ndence, e can offer a great in- ducement to American immigrants. office, but “How you people rel” is the line required to held it. | | “How great 1 am?” may win an | grea | | there are fewer great is because nobody who have as | The reason writers now seems great 1o people much sense as he has. “To think,” said “that future yvears a place like this will be called an apartiaen | i Jonah If insects can't think, how does a you won't mess up. indicate a some A rough neck doesn't tough. It just indicates that laundry did its stuff to the collar. Tn a crisig women are true to their [sex, and you seldom see the groom’s {mother weeping. You can guess at a man's opinior lit you know how many days he wears a shirt. Perhaps it better. Once vou waked up at 5 o'clock of the morn- ing after, and now vou don't wake up. is Correct this s2ntence. “I balanced up today,” said he, “and my check stubs agreed with the bank’s figurs (Protected by 25 Years Ago Today- >ullishers Syndicate) Richard organizer Schaetfer, for the Councilman who is national evening from the west, where he has frequently | in | fly know how to light on something Sons of Herman, arrived home last | {been in the interests of the lodge. Mr. Schaeffer organized a number of |lodges in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and |other western states. He was ab- sent three wecks. He will leave in a {few days for San Antonio, Tex., and {other points in the southwest. Some of the Dbusinessmen Wwho went to Compounce on the outing Saturday are disgruntled. They sa that if they had sheep they weren allowed any clams or fish, and think |that the generous assessment of §$1| lece entitled them to a much | {larger dinner. The town election is only six weeks away and the bees are unus- lly tame. Public offices as public trusts seems to be the maxim and there will be more independent vot- | {OF ing than before it anpears. As us- | Mit county yesterday filed suit in ual .the principal contest will be for | the State supreme court seeking to first selectman, which the democrats | Prevent the Goodyear Tire and Rub- have hitherto succeeded in carrying | ber company of Akron from doing in spite of republican victories for | business in Ohio and to ouse eight lall other: offices. | members of the cbmpany’s board of The council was - 2ry heated the | directors. other night in its discussion of Sarah | The ouster proccedings, Gold’s application for a permit to | Booth said he instituted erect a small building In the rear of | plaint and at the Elm street, near East Main. Most of | holder” were based on the allega- the time was spent in discussing ex- | tion that the state law had been trancous matters. Building Inspector | violated in placing management of rurnbull exhausted himself and then | the corporation in the hands of the corporation counsel started in. | “three certain joint tena who | Alderman Stockwell presided and |hold 10,000 shares of “management successfully kept his composure |stock” at nominal par value. throughout. The ouster petitions failed Frederick H. name the stockholder at whose woman out of the re: | auest the suits were filed, nor did nut Hill park last | they reveal the names of the *joint Chief Rawlings that he was afraid | tenants.” The Goodyear Tire a she had jumped in again. The reser- | Rubber company, the largest~ inde voir is being dragged and may be | pendent organization of its kind in |drained. | the United States, was involved in Samuel Knight, local photograph- | financial difficulties in 1921 and re er. will attend the convention of the | organization was affected “with au- National Photographers association | thorized capital of = $101,000,000." at Boston this week. | This was made up of 1,000,000 Manager John McGraw of the|shares of $100 par preferred and Baltimore Americans has announced | 1,000,000 shares of no par common that he has played his last game of | stock. The 10,000,000 shares o baseball. He is abed with a broken | “management flock were wu\ldwl Knee in & plaster cast. in addition. The financial status of Howard Humphrey, Reuben Mit- | the company is not involyed, Booth {chell, and W. E. Wightman, who | said i have been cruising on the Sound for [ At the prosent time 650,756 =h week past, were caught in the|of the preferred and 610,479 shares rm Saturc wnd had quite a|of the common stock are said to be hazardous time of it. | outstanding. | YR :Cm' Overturns, Four | Obseruvation ! Hurt, Driver Held h W b | Westport, Conn., Aug. 24. (P— 0" T e Weather | Tour persons were taken to Norwalk | hospital last night after the machine “in which they were riding on the orecast b post road in Westport skidded 90 [ for Southern New Iingland: OW- foet and turned over pinning alliihe this afternoon and tonight, i HeReh e Wednesday partly cloudy, not much | guop injury, was placed | change in temperature; fresh south- | ypgor for b lA NN & Filen weat, shifting to northwest winds. | of the by Sl Trooper Ouls Forceast for Fastern New York: | lcy | Partly cloudy tonight with showers | mhose at the Norwalk hospital are |in extreme south portion; cloudy in | steve and William Goth, Bridgeport, north portion; Wednesday partly|and Mr. and Mrs. J. King, Maple cloudy and slightly cooler in ex-|gtroet, Miiford. King is suffering treme south portion; fresh south-| from a fractured collar bone and | west, shifting to northeast winds. |pis wife from lacerations of the An area of low pres- | hip while other two are held how passing out the | for observation for internal injuries | Lawrence valley is ausing un- | The driver, John Borrus, 234 Han | settled showery weather this morn- | cock avenue, Bridgeport, was losked |ing in the eastern portion of the|up under honds of $400 for court in |lake region and the northern por-| Westport Thursday | tion of New England. Connecticut — |1s on the southern edge of this dis- turbance, It is followed by an : 2 |area of high pressure central over (atch Bus, May Die | Nebraska, which is producing pleas-| Bridgeport, Conn., Aug.-24. (#) — | ant weather in the western and cen- Mrs, Mary Volior, 40, of Easton, in tral districts. The temperature is|a hurry to get off a bus yesterday | falling from the Rocky mmmt:unfl} afternoon to catch another bus, was | eastward to the Mississippi river and | thrown to the pavement when she |rising slowly from the Mississippi |lost her Lalance and received in- | river eastward to the coast. | juries which may prove fatal. She Conditions favor for this vicinity | is in the hospital suffering from s unsettled showery weather followed | possible skull fracture, confusion of | by fair with coal nights and warm | forchead, lacerations of the fore- nny days. head and left arm. GOODYEAR TIRE G0, - AGAININTROUBLE jStockholdem Seek o Wrest Gontrol From Wall Strest | Columbus, Ohio, Aug. 24. — Char- | acterizing his action to attempt to “take control of the company awa from Wall street,” Prosecuting At- torney G. Walter Booth, of Sum- | whiel “on com- request of a stock- Lampson pulled a rvoir in Wal- night, but told Te a 16 shares 2 ! twashington, Aus. ac ts e esca arrest road e Conditions: sure which is . Injured Hurrying to CARE OF ¥00D IN THE HOM The housewlfe who is “ou her job” knows mot only that she must give her family good food, In proper proportlons, well-cooked and attractively ed, but that she can do none of these things unless sho kuows and practices the eclence of protecting all kinds of food stuffs from damage, Spollage, and consequent danger to the health of her family and herself, by protecting it properly. There ure ways—mostly slmple ways—of taking care of all kinds of foodstuffs, including the most perishable and casily spofled. Our Washington Bureau has prepared a valuable and attrative bulletin tell- ing hor the “ins and outs” of all the tiicks of food care and preservation. Fill out the coupon below and mail as direted THE HOME, . ..BTATE CLIP COUPON HERE S. postage wlwmps or| reader of the HERALD. f — — . ) se — FOODS EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. [ want a copy of the bulletin, CARE OF FOOD T close herawith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. | coln for same: | | ADDRE: FRoM THE OUTSOE, JONES APPEARED TO BE. HAVING A VERY SEVERE CHiLL BUT HE WAS MERELY < PROVIDING AGAINST 1T '/'d 4 What She Wanted Ice Man: “Any ice today, ma'am?” Mrs. Newlywed: “Yes; what have | vou got, orange or lemon?” H. S Wingate. THE PI-EYED POSTOFFICE (Ezra Triplett, Postmaster) Postmaster: “There’s two cents | too much postage on this letter for | you.” Tona |dian't Ford: g0 too far?" Postmaster: “Mebbe it did— d see how fur it went.” Tiona Ford: J R OB C said to me, SUR 2! vould take N LFN2 A As much as U “Then how come it ad |ita o | | (“You are obese, he said to me; | Yes you are, too. |'"Twould take an eclephant to weigh As much as you! ~—Maude Caro. e Postmaster: “No mail fer today Homer Seidel: “How about the rest of the family? None for Sue &. you THE MINUTE THAT By GLUYAS WILLIAMS! SEEMS A YEAR \\ UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT OF A . _ AEEK-END GUEST WHO STARTED TO TILL HIS MORNING TUB, DARTED BACK, TO HI$ RODM TOFga Hi5 TOOTH-BRUSH, AND NOW (ANT GET BACK TO SHUT THE WATER OFF, BECAUSE HI5 HOSTESS 19 TELEPHONING OUT IN THE HALL Beil Syndicat GLUYAS