New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 21, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, 1926. T | cluding the one in New ; the Canadian government | . B T POy % o5 ; % e 3 permit fee. Thi y ones wh New Britain Herald);2" 0 oo i» Yev ensind. Factsand Fancies : e Dt BEBALD PUBLISHING COMPANY |(or pejter business in tl iture If Albany ever turns into an im- g R'U““"J" of the city, are the dealers ———— |in solder, plumbing tobls, and accc |sories, who now have thé public ir Makes Random Observations B Y il | Correspondence school courses in S On the City and Its People [plumbing will no doubt become 3 SRRt | POPular among those who wish to {avaid the fee by secretly doing the 2332282 BY ROBERT QUILLEN The suggestion of Postmas " rtant ocean port it not RQUILLEN Issued Daily (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg.. 67 Chuich Sireet. | eral New that they improve their only inland city e this | Eag | planes and carry express and pas- | category, Indeed, one of our most A hick-town is one in which | SUBSCRIPTION RATES neighbors are friends as well as sengers as well as mail may, if important ocean ports has always : 1k as 5500 & Year. ¥ ¥ i ¥ ** nuisances | $2.00 Three Months. carried out, increase their income|heen further inland ‘than Albany 76c. a Nonth. #3322733a32352532 | commensurate with the efforts be- | This port is Baltimore. Tt fa E| N UThe difterenos fa L Hatis mnece. 0g put forth to continue the lines. sail of 130 miles up the Chesa- | paper man makes the paper and ! |journalist gets the money. Among the amazing phenomena of group then relapsed into si- |Work themselves. Anybody w¢ e | the age 8 deliberate lying by wit- [lence and considers the wrongs of |take a course' to escape pay'r || Send all communications to Fum | |es5cs Who have been put unde world. Then ome of them re- out $3; it's*not economical but Tyranny: A hatchet-faced old | I“:"'U‘l‘i'l'l"or;d:nm Of the New ;ou(h in court. members Patten Brook. jnatural. . |maid kissing an infant that can't|| Britaln Herald, aud your ferter || Judge Alling had occasion this| “Remember the big ones we used d think legging poe- :3;’::5‘?\ 2;‘5; oL e case of faflure, the better off they |moved from the ocean — Phila- ‘help itself. will be forwarded io New York. || week to warn a_ woman who, it was |10 take out of Old Patten Brook ."gm'?n’i’.f»i“mfxf’.;:l?-abm:f{;i’fi::i Kn?::fl S Selnhia) The ¥ids rom Cage My i e & == = [obvious to all present ,was not tell- | Remember how hard it was to get |houses during the night or walking ing the “truth, the whole truth and | through the swale and brush on rapidly rhm:zh the back .!oér in ¢ |nothing but the truth.” Even when | those hot June days when gvery hole oad daylight with theiy tools car- ho threatened to send her to jail held a two pounder that was hun- |rieq in 'violin cases. Iee enforce- he refused to change her testi- |Ery? Remember the first day the |ment officors prowling about alley- mony, isistiog that her statementa|Scason opened and how we ured 10 ways and chasing thess plumb. were true. Her husband, who -was|slecp on the bank to be the first on | runners. Three-rod limits being also under arrest, had previously |the brook? Today the brush is cut|tahlished a¥ound lonuses, within given the same testimony, which [10WN and sewage finds its way intp re | the judge was not inclined to be-|the brook and about three-trout are may |is 35 miles up the Manchester ship | At any rat wrance is bliss in | Daniel: “In and out.” Heve $5 5 et the man aud wrire ol OU4 ofitue swne Shiatiusd 1o : |went to jail, partly hecause they|Dang down in that brook. And we have to ride miles np state to find Entered at the Post Office at New Britain Mo A / as Second Class Mai Matter. But the less the contractors peake Bay to reach i listen to the city boos who in- Another of our most important | TELEPHONE variably have nothing f an ports is nearly as far re- The only profitable dvertising medium — s is 90 miles to Philadelphia. A sufficlent comment = on- thei) Attention, “Stylish Stouts!” in the City. Circulation books and prees PLAGIARISM RARE, And while we are at it, a list of [C1FEY Is the fact that one who goes |Fishes know a clever way SN P Jo e BUT HAS POSSIBILITIES occan ports” of conse- | CnF Makes a nine-day news stery. |To simplify reducing, they ¢ ey 5 b bR TJust take the scales along and so Member of the Associnted Press. Sinlss | Restaurant prices seem especial- |Save all that running to and frof The Assoclated Press fs exclusively en magazine and o 180 miles up the St.(ly fearful to those who haven't | HOsd. iip S e wif0) - Eecplieation o 41 : : W Portland, Ore., is 90 |tried feeding a family' of six at Explained all news credited to it or not otherwise + o : T AT ! redited in paper and also local T miles up the Columbia. Manc o Howard: “How does your news published therein suit of $600,000 which no plumber dare venture without a receipt for his $3 or more. Plumbers being arrested for fee-dodging and then escaping be- it.only a nickel to ride out there b i action | canal beyond Liverpool. Antwerp [the case of fhe 1 who doesn't at do you mean?” B T o e orion realize how his s look below | Danfel: “It runs out of gasoiine |1 committed perjury although TS faniistine. nowsapers B advar jeity Hamburg is 60 miles up the-Elbe | <Mickers. and into sverything.” they were arrested on another tisers with a strictly honest analyels of 3 avagiiG R | | —Mother R, charge, ; {proved about their purposes. And cirenlation. Our circulation statietics | Certainly nobody will be deterred | river. Dremen is Miles up the | | ENET ¢ Being judge s becoming more |1\ the street car and a couple of | o B L B rehen of | | ol B { minutes walk would land you at the | . - = ‘oo i £ cellars to disclose stocks of anti- are based upon this audit. This Insures| g 5 Y A i ] n protectlon_against fraud in _newspaper | rom reading the story or seeing | Weser river. Nantes Is 35 miles up | g LOVE IS BUT A GAME lizficult because those who fall into | oo And S A ey the law seem to - % crdinance plumbing tools. dtstefbution figures to both natlonal e £l DeGRASE of the =i ather, | the Yoire rives ton is 70 o8 E » P o Fanleto the meshes of S Bk gL e ilm bec f the suit; rather, [the Yoire river, Canton is miles Pupp and Calf Variety h ol hes of proposition with a big \expe for By Claire Shepard | show utter contempt for the oath |gaq ang oil, Gosh.” | Then again, think of waking some > lo dally tn New | their attention to the story or play | e : A L2 | they take to tell he Gt iy fine morning to find the house flood- Yo ot Hotalings Newsetand, Times | mav be whetted to oint of WHERE 1S MR. DAWES' A Puppy of romantic mould Soom o belleve that the end jusi-) op yead 10 gt the big. ones? Ro.|od Witk waterfrom a leaky pipe. g;’.',. R s, Bitrance:| 0¥ be r 2 e S | Araong the fields and meadows | fies the means and that they are member ‘Duke’ Monier, and 14| YOU call your favorite plumber and Grand Central, 4204 Street. paying out money to see what all PE IA? strolled, privileged to make any - statement | g, oy0 o e ent ooy |tell him fo rush up immediately be- nature| Vice-President Dawes scerhs His heart oppressed,. in curlous|which will confuse the court and oo S0& Howar ot tra|fore the second floor is spoiled along is a silver lintng oven at fashoin, ontradict testimony of policemen. | | S hairedl fof e e fi tells y T - | hunch. They might fish mow, Lat ne|With the first. And he tells you he sorry resorts. It used to line | By frantic throes of puppy-passion. | Tt is almost impossible for a judge | XMl % St R NOW sl o f . il City ha S change the rules and procedure of |palms: [ I A JUCES | big strings come-in like they used |14S to wait unfil City hall opens so palms. |or 1o m; love . . .T have to to believe even a small part of what { o5y e ““lhe can get a permit. Anyway. augh 3 | he Is told because the practice of | wpprs 2 = 5 plumbers at last have a good ex- “Dirt is cheaper” says a farm |Tas for a gentle.visaged Calf! lying while under “oath is hecom- |y “l,'.”f’").”.“ Hooting aquirrels a7 KSR A paper. But most book stores still 1 ing common, Under the American | D Crethat is now Willow Brook | €% e rge dol 1 . 7 park? Reéemember getting a | And suppose the huilding dep: |charge two doll A Holstein, she, of noble stock system of prosecution, the state | (o get in a fow \h:‘s :':“‘“I” _“,;l":"l ment follows in the footsteps of the | suit s the Springfield Republican: RN Tha rtedate > h Roc! ¢ f % | 5 : That antedated Plymouth Rock, must provide evidence which Will | ima? Remomber waitins ny o New York state boxing commission pper class,” is much like |While he, of Pa and Ma as well | convict beyond a re sonable doubt e At r rmi o 3 : sonat - | ington avenue bridge till it got lignt |And refuses permits to certain a stab for nationwide 'is 50 miles up the Scheldt river by reading about the legal action{up the Pearl river. “Remember, they cry, “the bunch e the fuss is about. Human ¢ are rather peculiar, | Pave struck out in his attempt | : SPATE’'S AUTO CRASHES and psycholo AND THEIR LESSON The state motor vehicle depart- | as the col professors tell us. Some of us may have forgotten all | the Senate. Nowhere has the plan t kee; Nutmeggers well in- | about the so-called prize-winning [of the Vice-President become an ment keeps Nutmegge e z [ ' : formed regarding the extent of au- | tale had it not been for the law- |issue in the congressional elections. tomobile accidents in Connecticut y week, this with a view of| Possibilities for plagiarism, of | “His (Dawes) failure is in part| The every week, this with a vie o { 3 anpa i atti. | the others, except ths t esn’ {ne P F: e v | i, + N i It takes|due fo a too apathetic public atti- | (he olhers excep it it doesn’t |Knew 1)7‘?;1;\-1;' that he could £itly | Thie is the most liberal policy in the | beoerm s fish? What @ the kids do | PImbers on the ground that they | . cvilized wprld. But it erects a nowadays for fun like that? Can the |have not worKed within a required barrier, because of the untruthful- |movies give them the thrill we used |tme limit. or that they are not Hussis bt Ahs eabikes e e ness of witnesses, which is hard 0 to get ont'of hanging onto a threo |USINE the logical assistant, or for tangible results remain disappoint- L how ansbnis s | T irmount. A judge today must be |ounce rod while a big trout gave usdrawing the color line in their cus- fng. No amount of statistics can |lieve the average of such homesty | 1In other words, as the claim of | e [Calt-love by puppy-love was stirreay | 20 able student of human nature u fight? How much Tonger will the | tOmers. The ‘only way to escape 2care some people when they drive | amONg the folk immersed in the | politicians has been from time im- Tavl ~acritr o eon TaliYars he sighed. and . mooéd a gentle | 204 must read the eyes and de- | streams that are left hold ou drowning then would be to have = . o de- |fiction publishing business is as |memorable, the people “think with [but a man seldom gets more nag. word; Jancanon Ot N e He e listen | Ana we listen to them rant vour housc moved over into the gare’The. current. report “of the de- | = hat found | their stomachs.” 1t they are doing Eing than he needs. “Oh, would T could, thou pleasant | '©, their words. rave and we smile to oursely - [next town, have the leak repaired, partment shows that all previous |high, if not higher, than that foun stomachs. they 2 bing cedn. S The punishment for perjury ap-cause we know that mear _land bring the building back again, Peconts 1n the history of the state |in most other pursuits. well nothing else matters, not| o .4 e Tl A et et ekt Rlrdl o RO ‘]m‘yl i mehlzm to deter | very near here—there's a brook Apvarently the city fathers gath- & i Yet that does not in the test even an oil scandal. ually hurt other businesses, but not !Such odd Is must not he dened 1ars who trying to | fiowing silently and smoothly in ani®red too dry a variety of fruit ere smashed when 519 accidents pevan ¥ t oth s, b ch odd espousals A e b i e ¥ oothly ke hieigss climinate the possibilities of the| What is the discontent in the |the reforming business. Twould mean a dog's life, dear, for | Save their skins cheat society of its|aldcr thicket that defies entrance. |TheY Wwent plumbing and picked a Just due and proof of perjury, un- [And in the brook we've seen dark, DIun Tha uiear iThe) Brohibitonista faen v der our present system of laws, is|silent shapes that speak: of 15-inch | trying to revive their party, and the |“And vou would cortainly he cowed | ard to obtain. Legislators might | trout. And you just ask us where | Consider the mosquito all my folks, they are SO proud. | consider the situation at the mext |is and we'll tell you—maybe! o Heisa “go-getter. course, are enormous. genuine honesty to forego the |tude toward questions other than —_ | Yet bravely he addressed that Calf temptation; and so far as we are |those affecting appetite or pocket- There is an epidemic of rabies in|And said.' “Please be my hetier scaring us into exercising more caution. Well and good, except that the : A s 5 concerned, we are inclined to be- [ Pook, or tinged with sensation. ccurred in one week. Fortunately ‘ : 9 game. Tdeas in the form of plot |West other than thinking with the me. el only three people were killed, com- pared with nine the week previous- | Material are shooting into the [tummy? The farmers have - been respective offices by the thousands |Maving distressful times and nat- | Alolitionists aren't doing a thing. |Re every month; 99 per cent may be |urally wish to call in governmental = My Pa especially T fear, meeting of the general assembly S : H |s]v»n salesman who can fore: oo o g 5 3 o 4 ©ne of the proofs that the world bully man, but gquick . . Oh|and enact laws which will change Radio is a great invention and the | i goods on an unwilling pubiie. E'S BT 3 fobs from e stanc assistance. They are no different P rid (A bully man, 1 | g e JARDINE'S ADVICE TO botch jobs from the standpoint of e ey is growing no worse is cherry pie. dear! . . conditions and which will make the |sreat majorfty have welcomed §t,| He sings at his work NEW ENGLAND FARMERS literary merit, but the ideas here |than eastern industry during a He'd never own me as his dotter. punishment more severe, |but it is a safe bet that a‘ certain| H¢ has to bear the brunt of the Secretary of Agriculture Jardine |and there may still be valuable, 1y, A |slump. The first thing the manu-| The chief objection to “Always” |You're a hot dog, hut Pa is hotter —_— {group of ndividuals, the members of | World's slaps. h y s | boller: b y e of is that so many peovle think i¢ The world, and New Britain espe- |a colored band which played in this And he gets away with it has had some pleasant words to say | boilermaker, g with no penchant G eE e £ linivaiaing wimtion i it way. Guessed Right cially, moves all too quickly for | city yosterday, did not think it was| He cats while you sleep about New England agriculture. His | whatever for[literary ability, might ‘“ hen the products of his vm!l_ r..n, e 2 Stranger: “Getting out reports, |certain group. These are the sports- |50 wonderful. | His tools are always in perfect most important contribution to the |be able to think up a fine plot; and [ to move is to have the tariff in- One of the hest early-morning:(ch? And what will you be working | men, who are forced to go further The band, composed of hoys, had , order. discussion of our farming problems |no matter how imbecile the literary | ercased. — And all the mill opera- |stmulants to fake on an emply [at fhis afternoon?’ . Spoiuiter avay fiom Sthe loltyfoind @ sullablegplace onlonls of s | He plavs tis game daivly, eising . statement that no big |handling may be, it still may [tives are coached and faught to [Stomach is breakfast. Book-keeper: “None of your busl- | limits to get the sport they desire. |clty's streets and. began to play a [Warning before he strifos 3 was the statement tha | SR e a1 ; i | 2 ness.” Uhe fishermen who, in past days,|concert. It was at noon and natur- |, He is an uninvited g ating problems . of transportation and |possess an original idea which, in | think along the I Ll DI it off nn Tiata Hin people pa Stranger: “I'm sure you won't. T'm { could fish from a point not more ally a crowd gathered to listen to banquet. nd soil- | the hands of a more skilled person, | lines of “appetite or pocketbook.” [as they go; the bootlegger is equal- |the new hoss and you're fired!” |than a mile from the trolley term- |the music He does not discriminate, treating could be turned into a valuable | Politics are less removed from |lv anxious to have them go as (1,.\-f —Joseph D. Lerner. in now ride all night to be the| Without warning of any sort the|all human being alike. 4 | [pay. i first on some faraway brook. The |Strains of a fox trot rang through| He has all the forces of man markets, and have not been touched 8 : i | ed | o He cleans his teeth religiously gunners who could bring down | the air. New Britainites knew right |against lum but usually achieves his by the perfod of readjustment| We don’t think it is done often, | ed. | The easiest way to meet charming |once every Sunda birds from the very edge of town, |aWway where the muslc came from, | purpose. forced upon their western breth- | but it is always possible for some S s y ladies you'd like to impress is to = E now pack for a week for a trip fnto | but the strangers were cvidently per- | He is the foe of the summer land- o wosat Bk 15 00 vttt iste Buos THAT CATTLE SWINDLE |neglect shaving in the morning. THE nlx}\mgr‘»'[,\ SOFA the Maine woods. Fach year it fs a |Plexad as to jts whereabouts. They ' lord but stops at the best hote L - 2 & The system of swindling the | — SQU 2 little farther they st travel. Now- | played on until their picce was fin- e is one lodger who doe not All of which has heen pretty (to annex such a plot and send the el e i IO Corracti thise e “Never | (Found by Paul S. Powers) adays, whenever a group of the old | Ished but the orv]u.\(r:z also kept on | pay his way. 8 5 well known in the past. The ques- original fto the disappointed | M e : "SPECLOTS, | ) ind, Precious,” said the husband: | Monday—Marjorie. Fairly £00d | timers gather to talk over old times, [ undaunted and triumphant. | He breaks up more “petting par- B e ek | with . a beantifully | Which has been charged as Jl:l\a.ngi“] don't care how fat you get.” {sofa. Two A.M oo |YoWll find a great deal of sighing| The orchestra stopped and the|tics” than a town constable, roximity | printed rejection slip inclosed. netted the alleged swindlers profits | (Protected by Publishers Syndicate) | Tuesday—Chattered around at Ed- | ang bemoaning over the rush of civ- | announcer at WTIC was heard. The | He keeps his mind on his job in 3 y 's till they let me in. No petting. | ilization {band begati again, this time much [spite of the presence of bathing g 1 it | T g 500 per cent per 1 3 stria Returning to the case in hand, it | Tanging up to 500 pi P (e 4 ™ Ara? S s | to the markets our industrial g oo IGE TR, HiYsin o6t 1B aH Maat /an No necking. Flat tire Remember,” they say, “the old |louded, but it wa$ no use. The or- | beanties in one picce suits writer 55, at @ centers afford them? 10k mok; stent ilkely. that s loa . ‘ 25 Y A T ‘{ | Wednesday—Mabel. So, s50. One {days when a fellow could hire a|chestra resumed and for a few min-| He's Most of our food continues to |Of prominence would descend to |idea as any detective ever met | ears Ago loday s . Too fireq | IOTSe and buggy from Jim White | utes s bad a program of| A with, | Thursday—Three A.M. Too tired (anq ride out to Shuttle Meadow for | mixed up music. The battle went on| Darned come from long distances. |to write in diary. Phyllis. some good bass fishing? Remember | until the band had completed ww.\'-[ Busy | facturer " in the east thinks distribution face New Engl tillers; that they are close to large : contribution to any magazine. | economics than sometimes suspect- originator ng advantage of their Thére |such cheap stuff as plagiarism. & 5 S ive o i The story ls that sundry get-| 7 ) 5 e el i are citizens of sufficlent gge in |However, we are not going to pre Be 4 Ay PiE The sum of $2,000 has been ap- | riqay—Alice, Nothing doing. the time when Orrin Smith and his | ing the second piece when it finally | Little judge the case; that is a job for |Fich-quick gentlemen bought up f'mmmlrd My the state for the bet-| gaturday—Will write in diary be- | hrother were caretakers there and | decided that the radio had won. The Fellow. diseased cattle, shipped them to \""\"’” of the highways about|fore T forget wild party cigarcttes how they used to beat us on the|loud speaker was able to produce (8 v”:;d-”e‘-' s o} |gin Mildred cocktail shaker dad's|giings we'd bring in. There used to | the Hartford music loud enough al- [y o italn, Mmerchunte attended | cigare . fay-break kind of sik Nioe |y sileuty o Tertiddes and wost.| st to deowe tit the bant. Shakespeare said: “The play's the | Vew England who can remembeg the time when every piece of meat upon the family table originated in when ~flour mills | dialog and entire when an ef- | similar word for word, then it the judge, if it ever gets that far. e If two plots are identical, and | another county and requested state sentences are | inspectors to test them. The cattle the outing of the business men of |sofa necking two glasses Charleston | oo’ ator e “4n Y canar toa s | The members of the band moved |thing.” But there’s one New Brit- is | naturally were condemned and |the state l‘xwld today at Lake Com- |petting taxi couldn’t get home don't days and iv never had to .:, ‘,,’:Zif on up the street to a place uhuvrufflm man who admits he's a bit skep- destroyed, The point is, the al-|Pounce. The special car placed at|feel like writing much in diary to- | than five miles o1t of fown. to get|they would be far from the disturb- |tical, and here's the reason: A short ¢ e diseased cattle and got $5¢ T Saen) i e e it } s =z Smith boys had, and the days we |the neighborhood before settling|close follower of plays had as his petrated. It is hard to conceive of | th “‘ L G T L reading: “New Dritain Business | used to listen to them over on west | down to play in the future and \\on‘)l‘uu"af at a Hartford theater, a local any writer 'of prominence or any | demnity from the state. { Men, A\l"U”,L:\'ll)ak who boarded it mountain, baying up some old red|park in front of a radio dealc oung woman. They attended publishing house of decency being | Simple, isn't it? Yet when one | Were Senator Sloper, W. I Attwood, fox that used to live over near Dun- |plgce of busin. afternoon performance, then re- weighs the possibilities of geiting | :?“,',:',‘\3‘ o IL“’\,I,'lHl _f,'f,’ = ,i;;”‘“'; ham's orchard? Remember the pmm]? iy e |turned to thelr homes here. Having caught the simpleness vanishes. |p, cooper, W. H. Cadwell “E' e at .\I(?um:nn“(,ro\‘(" and the refresh- | ‘I he new p}nr‘mbbm;f ordinance | nothing more 'm;\w.\fm;” planged | How any human beings could think | Bardoi, D. MacMillan, James Hal. P ments there? And what have we got |scems to be attracting as much un- (for the evening, the young man re- ; c , James Hal = to do now—go out of ‘the state to |favorable comment as would the|turncd to Hartford early in the INTO of putting over such a raw deal for |loran, R. H. Gray, A. Parsons, L.| get any hunting worth while and |Kaiser in Paris. Ifs opponents say |cvening and drifted back to the {A. Gladding, J. M. Belden, V. H. the bass are protected by the law | those who voted for it .were plumb|theater to see the performance for QUL e e tkin came MRty L K : 2 |15tol the hands of the Jaw i beyond | 2rc: Teank O Scripture, Tranic out at Shuttle Meadow. Gosh.” |crazy. The plumbers are still try- |a sccond time. While awaiting the souri or Texas; fruit from across | 41!1" port of Albany,” why not ; i R i | Zimmerman, ]’," C. I. Ericksom, W. |ing to figure oyt why a 83 fee|curtain rise, an usher nudged our the = continent inundate the | ARy resident of the New York the comprchension of editorial | l‘& Rossberg, C. C. Rossherg, T w. ~ | should be charged by the city on an |friend gently and he arose to let a market; nearly all the meat we eat |state capital will tell the inquirer | Writers, ‘;l_"::“;:;‘yé”"'H’"'m]:““,;_“i"“)""“ B. :\‘ \ Fadder sent a coal-hod, Mother sent | OPefation for which they tm‘msvs\es’couplc pass. 'To his surprise the fe- S Raso ahidtthe partio- | thet it 1 only 144 niles from. the S - | Thompson, Harold mpson, Al- a grate, | would be content with two bits. The [male member of the couple about to comes from Chicago anc L4 | 1k | PLANES AND CANES derman John Pinches, A. H. Abbe, {Und Uncle Benny Einstein senti- | public is trying to evade the or-|pass him proved to be none other ®1b e gion: |60 — or (ht SBtnce OLLONGRD | | | aiiE at lhw . Deltel ‘artping | e 3 Dunluy, Peter Crona and 0, 1) mental.’ ” dinance by learning how to plumb|tha: the young woman who had i e iy -ij"“”"!' llll'r‘buu'nv' ta New England —Isabel L. Schwartz, | for itself, the chief result being|been his guest in the afternoon. : an ar-)Telephone Co., placed lis lnes all ruined kitchens and bath rooms and | Small wonder our friend wonders if e &lsen - olhurn 4 into ‘bread, and mileage shippers have l"‘l“f‘ '\vlnlr‘l'mn a ”_\uu- ago, indi- i:;:;mt‘!w;nsl‘a):‘r? ]'\r;::” Y;;!x:‘hl(;;v‘n: ;’/ (Cop)nghl_< 1926. Reproduction so much damage that the ?5~ce|\tf:is Shfx'kv:spcare said, “the play's the cates that the operation of plancs : Forbidden) iob becomes big enough to \\;lrrnntllluug. astry headed ecast om Minne- ay their freight aboard |inessmen that they might keep in pastry headed east (r can become as expensive as the | L New England; were not uncommon, fort was made to raise as much as we needed within the borders of hard to come to any other conclu- sion than that a “steal per- leged swindlers paid only $10 for this tler of states. But conditions gradually changed, in spite of the self-evident fact ihat food which travels long |50 foolish as to make suhc a mis- distances must lose some of its | take. TURNING ALBANY AN INLAND PORT any length of time without getting savor, Nowadays, when we buy a Thanksgiving turkey, we can’t tell ular heifer we ably enjoyed its grazing life in [river transportation inland. Wyoming or 'Montana, The wheat| The further a port is inland the touch with their establishments apolis. A fair part of the eggs con- [sh yev e 0! i T sumed are fed to s trom Chicago| As an fnland port of dimensions, | PCTollon of automobiles, which | withont cost. o HOLIDAY DAYS—BACK TO CITY CLOTHES By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ! Ibany has possibilities. | ¢ furnishing an inercading num-| The Traut & Hine Mrg. has [iEerRtave, B M ha s N e e i taken out a permit to build a 35 x g New Eng-|It is for this rcason that cargo | : : 7 additlon to its building on N SOIC UIBEERBEn mobis New BuE-| 4 | But this has nothing to o witn | Afditen to its bullding on North land farmers still on the job. They |handling machinery costing $6,000.- | : ! | Stanley street. e ; and they don’t|000 is being constructed at the em- | N dropping of an empty pop| Potatoes, 25 cents a peck. Public Fean Cinge wh =R A0 el sl ot up the river: |POlIe from an airplane the other |Market—adyt. have far to go to reach us. Their | bryonic oc B P "' |day, said bottle falling through the| The state pomologists met today and it is for this reason also that | at Valley orchard in Berlin, They the government is spending $11.- | adopted a resolution calling foy a contribution to our tables is mostly egetables and fruilt; | 4 S e 1000,000 in deepening the channel |!PUTing & woman passenger, change in conditions at Storrs col-| Dusty Slides Into Second Base! 4 < t, the New g and, come to think of ‘1. .n> el el SR And it has nothing to de with |lege, claiming that agricultural mat- England apple crop this year will{of the Hudson river to a conditions as they will be when |eTS Were negleeted and that condi- Lightened be a wonderful addition to our|of 27 feet. SN his 15.000.000 |HiODE there were very bad. Onef Town Constable: “It's awful hot, . o et et | But such things are not done in|Tienry Ford gets his 15,000,000 | 1,05 caiq he had found the corridors |ain’t it gastronomi g Aehk b L B 3 il loke Tive yaare to | VPR platex working full of smoking boys and that his| ¥riend: “Yes; T should think N5 AR Wil W thuak Th & BE 4 b at Albamy and| B ten vearsa hole in the ground |wife had been compelled to lift her |YOwd . dress lighter during the Jardine for his Kind words. The |complete the job at Albany and | 1o SeArS & hole silhts ‘0. ol fobcco spittiel | summier. $ 3 i 1y be e v safe place. And g | Town Constable: “Wal, T did Connecticut valley tobacco growers, along the Hudson Another meeting of the factory | (2 Atanies LAl A ¢ " ¥ unfortunately there are not many | held [take off a couple of badges this vagaries of Lady |able American competition with —Bdith Rose Margoles. NEL SHIRT, OLD KHAKI CITY CLOTHES TEN BIG OR SOMETHING AT LAST, AND TAKES A raniges: hereabouts. peared for the Stanley Works and Ao e roved acceptable to the jothers. The ROUSERS N " HAND BAGS FOR TRUNKS. BAETIO B0t &l 5 (Conducted by Judy) VACATION'S OVER! SHOES ON THEY'LL KILL HIM BETORE A, sca through Montreal, representing | .. 4 will play Landers tomorrow. o ety auly) e Y The baggage transfer companies| ¢ ' ywilliams of Plainville will| Teacher: “Where were you yes- HE GETS BACK HOME AR MAIL BOOSTING |a permanent loss to the port e e ;” ot strect | terday, Miss Lipsky?” z . : e principal rospect stree f A i FAILS OF PURPOSE w York. Shipping interests in| s - b durine the| Rosie Lipsky: “I was taking my ness is bad. Trunks are in the|school in Bridgeport during the| Woslc LApsky: I was taking my Innumerable cities have tropolis long ago concluded |, 5 i : j e Rk red.. t laced on air mail | : ut metting ek | ceadonoy, Almosh wveryhody fins| SORUE ERFR : crdnk up the pianola it backfired ored o e placed on E b I 1s ‘no way of g ng back a handbag ol LTt Ty P KT, g thay Jwiisti Rlaced on t trade, so that they have| Ay oe wihigh is due to the prac- Teacher: “It should have taught one have failed to support it. 1 no objection to secing ADANY |(ice of fair woms il g ob you a legson. Give us an account of tice of fair womanhood doing with servation e ot 0% > o cold storage plants. top of an automobile and severely | aith upon the Nicotine, might well listen with | Montreal ar more and profit have a terrible tale to unfold. Bust- | | what you That . has been the experience mpt to compete with Montreal- | o4t joge raiment during her travels. | perience, and use ‘permit’ in your o along nearly all of the contrac r water haul is expected | gangpags are plenty large enough 0" Tbe Weolller [stors.” ' Rosie Lipsk Hibie ) | Washington, Aug. 21.—Forecast |, " =P 5 b operation during the pas intime, ‘however, the passes for women's wear nowadays. | for Southern New England: In- o o L ~ routes which have been placed in [0 t telek, 12 1t can be done. |45 entold n goodly supply of what piano player always stands ; . In danger of getting hi: o months, rnment is not resting on 1¢ woman who takes a vacation [creasing cloudiness Saturday fol- |g) pagerewski's insured his hands has been a s It s widening and deep-|with an entourage of 16 trunks is|!0%Wed by showers at night and on|p;."'¢10000 permit.” Sunday; slowly rising temperature -pant- B Panccas. ., Sunday. In the long run, however, this|L; Erie and Ontarlo, and when |ghe fs an exception. Bonatast 2F Tgtarn Nev Forks KA S AN 18 pecles of city boosting will amount | the job Is completed it will be the | The textile and trunk manufac- | Showers ‘Saturday; Sunday partly (Conducted by Judy, Jr.) §AYS 600D HEAVENS BUTTONS VEST, PUFFING DECLARES FLATLY THIS WALKS MISERABLY to little, and may be a boomer ¢ | most important canal in the West- | turing industry is a unit in yelling | cloudy ~with rising temperature, | meetcher: “Jakie, old top, if you 5 16 <) - SR 01 oroneid (ot Ascontinyiug e Hemiphere with The:axception | or sore. ot 3 the vee o3 |Probably showers in north portion. |nave reovered from . the berthiny TS COLLARTLELS HE'S SYRE GOTIEN TAT, IS NOT HIS HAT, T'S Al ROUND RODM TILL IT's i fern semiap [he excoption | for more clothes and the use ot |P"Gonll, SIOWYEE 1) Tonh BOion I nave recovered from _ the berthday LIKE AN IRON BAND HE CANT BREATHE IN LEAST TWOSIZES T0O0 TIME 10 START, TRYI fine; ghthe SOUEIDIE ok [2F that a5, Panama, The Canadlan |more trunks while trayellng; But 80| Quebec” and ‘the ‘middle and morth |Gt you teil s, AHGUY N8 Dresents, ROUND HIS NECK THESE CLOTHES SMALL = T GET USED TO So far the government air mail | government Intends 10 make it|long as it is more convenient to get | Atlantic states. | meenwile using ‘sentimental.’ " HIMSELR between New York and Chicago |casy for big boats to travel far in-|into an automobile seat with a mini- The outiook is for showers Satur-|yay Keyeone: i 4 ; ‘ | B AR Mg i I * day night and Sunday in' New Eng- |“Granmas got a fire-blace, svell and YAS has been the only. through going | land American ships as well as | pum of regalia the hand bag era || Y il ot ot el o ‘wu_ums Paying line. The gontract.lines, in-|those flying any -other flag. Of |will remain. day in the north Atiantic states, Ve gave it to her very incidentals The clamor of city boosting the Welland canal, between |scarce nowadays. It she has throe