New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 10, 1926, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANT . (Sunday Excepted) & Church Btreet Issued Daily At Herald Bidg. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. 32.00 Thres Months. T6c. & Month. Rntered at the Post Office at Ne as Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 926 Editorfal Rooms . 928 The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertls Member of the Associated Press. The -Astoclated Prese |s exclusively titled to the use for re-publication © all news credited to it or not otherwiee credjted fn this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. 3 1a a natlonal organization newspapers and adver- tipers with fetly honest avalysls of efsculation. Our circulation statistice are based upon thie audlf. This fnsures protection sgainst fraud fn spaper distribution figures to both pational and local advertisers. The Herald Yorx at Hotaling's Newastand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. e “GETTING AWAY"” FROM WETHERSFIELD * The two Wethersfield who took Freneh leave are back, enjoying prison fare and comfort- able quarters after two days of hunger in the corn fields. Now they will remain in prison longer than would have been their fate had they not permitted im- pulse to get better of judgment. One is prisoners on the prison farm that they can virtually walk away when they like. There I8 such a thing as trusting prisoners too far, despite “good be- havior.” It is comparatively easy to behave one’s selt behind prison walls, where temptations are at the zero - point. If the officials at Wethersfield are not more careful some fine day a batch of prisoners will walk to freedom and not be brought back. prisoners the their forced to wonder KLINGBERG HOME AS A MODEL News that Dr. J. E. Klingberg will start a new children’s home In Chicago. modeled after stitution for for 20 arouse a justifiable a fine in- years feeling of local has pride, Perched high upon its hifl, Klingberg home has become a be from perbaps than any other Everyone 18 ac- The nd- and can seen mark in the city at its eminence a greater distance building we have. quainted with the spiendid work it has done under the diree- tion of founder and tendent. The Swedish churches in Chicago, which are backing the new project under which Mabel Klingberg will e in charge, are doing well to pat- tern their work upon the model of the New Britain Klingberg home. It also proves {hat our local eleemosynary institutions have suf- notable its superin- ficient repute to be known in other cities, v MIXING IT WITH CORONOR MIX By this time Coroper Eli Mix of L New! Haven must be well ateustomed to being slammed by his numerous inelined best eritics, an sometimes we are to think of the argument. If they go through wi next the critics have the 1 their in- tention to ask the Legiglature 1o abolish the office of coroner and the grand juries function In their place, it might fake some of the of the job v licity. But we have let medical examiners and the pep out also much of the pub- no hesitancy in say- +4ng the Legislature will do nothing of the kirid. The has eoine job of coroner still connection with stats poli- tics. Under present conditions the coroncrs are bossing a combination of Henry ever there ar tragedies, the situation®like Napoieon, Mussolini and J Rorabact But evidently is. what the Down that politicians want in New and however, been a But th in Hartford Haven Bridgeport, different capital hap there has growth of ideas. pene to be A TIMELY WARNING The warning of R Walter A M ative an wirch rel- to suppose students' and others who represent themseves as soliciting subscriptions for mag- azines was timely and tc point Every summer there hordes of irresponsible subserip- tion agénts who systematically vie- timize the public Some of them are reput sons; How to tell &ood from the crooks is no job for some not. the the innocent public. Allowing generosity to overcome good judgment is a good way fo get tid ‘of” surplus ‘chiange, and obtain éxpyrience that nobody . néeds to Britain | is on sals dafly in New | why | are given such privileges the big tin gods when- | ble per- | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD | WHO'LL BE THE FOOTBALL? | The area arouna Detroit is called | the “wettest” in the United States, rum-runners be- the United a paradise for tween Canada. and tes. The government, anxious to stop the nefarious but takings, put Point football star on t unde W job there pr has former b as prohibition agent. Whether he wAll the rum-runners, football is make a {of however, another question. BRISTOL'S GROWTH AND BEAUTY just like most | come | Bristol 1s growing, cities. One cannot other conclusion after learning that to any one contracting firm has started to build a cost of $160,000. \ Accommodating 40 additional | | families may not be so much in it- | self, but fact the job by one firm indicates Bristol's future is well thought of. And there are | other firms active in Bristol realty, | new attractive homes | built there during the | past years. | The Bell City is unique in its | beautiful surroundings. It reminds | visitors of a city in Switzerland. Its | people are hustlers, and they are | 20 new two-family houses at | the is done and many | have been consclous of their advantages. For- | tunately, too, Bristol has numbered | many public-spirited | citizens among its residents, who | | nave done much to awaken the best | | type of civic pride. | In the first place, however, Bris- | tol has the goods. The city combines to a remark- remarkably | beauty and industry | able extent. It is a Connecticut as well as its own citi- zens may feel proud. city of which “CHEAPER COAL,” BUT | WHAT KIND? | The Public Utilities Commission | of Connecticut seems to be confi- dent the state will get cheaper coal in | the future. The headlines say so0, and the storles emanating from the | special counsel of the commission | lead one to feel quite jubilant. This until pme reads that ! cheaper prices.in prospect have to “smokeless coal,” I by the umseemly the do entirely with | which is a camouflaged word mean- ing soft coal with a little less smoke | than the ordinary kinds of soft coal. | This soft coal will cost $5 a ton less than anthracite in the future, we are informed. Well, why shouldn’t holders will conclude it s still dear it? House- | at the price because one ton of hard goal usually outlasts {wo tons of the soft stuff, and furnishes less bargain, point New in the But looked: soot is not to be industries one over- England will greatly profit by the reduction in soft coal prices, it they come. It is {n the industria) ranks where the will found, as house- as a rule not anthracite, the last chief joy be holders will use soft if they can obtain following coal the experience strike proved to be coal but do and what Of course, they ‘“ought" willing to soft more; they use what ought to they do has a difference. “FOREIGNE] ND sucC(C IN AMERICA that Miss Gertrude American chan- W appears Ederle nel swimmer, is to visit her grand- mother in Stuttgart, Germany, be- fore returning to this country. Which ought to raise an eyebrow the famed among 4l one-hundred-percenters, s greatness has not been to the original May- descendants, may be sacrilege to say #o0 this close to Plymouth Rock By coming to America 1S its share to the atness of the land. . Trace the names of Americans who have at- 1ed distinction the past 100 years, : 1ast 60 | years; and ene finds every mation in Amerl due entirely flower regardless of whether it to Ty race Las contributed ta and especially during the Europe represented. . Tilson days ago, re-| America, Gongressman John in| Haven a few n New Italians in cultured and clvilized the ferring to the said they were t*a time avhen English were barbariane number of | United Btates | There are large the a “foreigners” in who are successful men and women becatise they have something under their hats rle wasn't chiefly Gertrude is a case in point. because she 1t good swimmer that was a she crossed the but because she had directing he channel swimmer channel, also some brains effort. She was the first to nse the crawl stroke all the way; and not longer than a decade ago the person who weuld have elaimed led enough for such a éwim would have the new-fan stroke was good 'n regarded as insane. In our sport lists foreign names are plentiful. They are blg Look them up. printed every day in the league box scores. MOTHERS BANDITS; AND KIPLING'S POEM the Despite commotion Boston among sldents of in con~ with tion of the certaln re ncetion the threatened execu- three Waltham carbarn | | bandifs, the newspaper oditors of the Hub seem 16 bs cold and hard. boiles to the clemency pleas. ®f the governor and the publiccan | duel was withggwords, and when one | | thing that doesn't do much damage. | them seriously. [m ons hand and Bulgaria on the One of them, the Boston Herald, chided the public offiglals for not making public the actual record of the bandits; and on to ther, resulting in a collective note from the former three nations to the government. The reason is one that has both- long time. band et irregul termed Comitadjis, has been mak ing over the bounderies. But regulars, of outlaws, and the Bulgarian gov- ernment much intent upon stopping their illegal tactics as then went i that one of them had identiffed with gouging out a man's during foray of banditry separate from the crime for which he was convicted. The effort of the mothers of the three hint been ered diplomats for a eve i Bulgarian ferays as these irregulars ar youths to gain the sympathy under the head and come easily be understood. One 1is re- minded of Kipling's poem L . other nation, there will be no war. The thing to do is to hang a few of the Comitadjis. It I were hanged on the highest hill 1 know your love would follow me still, O, Mother O' Mine. The leader of the gang who fired the fatal shot has heen found sane, “but with the mind of a 17-year-old boy." 2 That tenths AGAIN UNDER WAY Taking surveys of New England world's greatest is getting to be tk The is nothing outdoor of the minds «of adolescents. If they had unusual. Nine- &port. reaction one tude of “surveyors” requiring work. This time the director of the bu- reau of foreign and demestic com- better minds they wouldn't be ban- dits. {merce will -superintend the surv hooks of the cen- FOREIGN AND AMERICAN If he will get the DUELS Over in Italy there was consider- able public interest in a duel fought between two public characters. The sus bureau and figure up the sta- tistles relating to New England he will have all and it Every has all the the survey required, much field work. in New England it needs. In with will save industry statistics loaded index of the contestants was slightly cut on the arm the affalr = stopped, the assembled onlookers — consisting mostly of writers, poets and musi- clans — repaired to a nearby inn, and everybody had a good feed at the glorious outcome which vindi- | The index table cated honor and made friends of the [a regular box score of industrial sword-wielders once again. | pursuits. Down in Kentucky, however, they | In the take thelr differences iously. The state had a primary | elaction, and whoever heard of a primary or an election in Kentucky | without some high-grade and ac- | curate shooting? Yes, you read the stories. There truth, they are down figures, tables and Every week sees now repor Every manufacturer knows exactly ! what conditions are in his Industry. experts have made . other survey. Well, we trust they have good weather for it of all this comes an- more ser- MEX CEAU'S LETTER CL The action of, the “tiger,” Clem- enceau, in making public a were no reconciliating banquets | regarding the Fremch debt twhich later. The only persons who profited | no sent (o President Coolidge, will ructions were the | no} have an appreciable effect upor the poley of the Coolidge adminis- tration. | The letter M. | came at a time, too, when M. Poin- lessons in duelling, | etter undertakers. The Ttalian method the most cultured, most to be desired. What they need in Kentucky is with swords, tennis rackets, or any- is infinitely civilized and of Clemenceau care was flirting with the prospects of Mellon-Berenger | debt agreement. It so happens that M. is running the French republic just now, while M. 85 1s delincs, wherd he is privic ratifying the Down in Virginia a sheriff and a prohibition agent ended a five-year | Poincare dispute over a land deal by engag- ing in a fatal duel house. { Clemenceau at upon Both revolver N thie | the steps of a court were killed, That leged to make commente, however. rid, but no mor was the place should haye settled the firet but by stead of duelling. When we read of the we smile at the where they dispute lawing i COOLIDGE AS A’ FARMER TO TARMERS Back at Paul #mith's, N. Y., the Pre Mrs have the satlsfaction of knowing they have had a very fine visit with tho old friends in also had as good to gain votes as anywhere. The Président mended sawed a limb off forelgners have the better right 10 pusieq himself In dther capacities L about the > farm. In other words, he was a regular farmer for a time, and corn belt, the wheat belt, the other grain- growing Belts#must have taken due notice that was a man who was one of them. : Verily the a the place, in- Italian duel tactiés of dent and Coolidge naive foreigners in L But if the the ac- counts from Kentueky and Virginia foreign Italians read Vermont; and there farm an opportunity other stnilar shooting in. e e — and the attention telligence front America — they also anlls fences, Lk and And we are of the opinion Tebiey WHEN IN BATHING STICK TO CAUTION The drowning of ten persons at beach near Buffalo oh Sunday was more than matched the ing of 11 in New England on the same day. wonderful opportunity to Which to ask, how the fellow who wants to get his much care do bathers exerclse after the and here by drown- in office denied man has leads one job. they get into the water? In other words, the fellow who The incentive to forget restraints and enjoy the water to the limit is But it to forget that when in bathing ona is in an unnatural element, Sudden cramps may be fatal; diving may | result 1s in, in this marvelous democracy of ours, is in good and strong; and the fellow on the outside is dis- tinetly on the outs with the public natural. is important never 0 far as getting in 1s concerned. But the good fortuna of making in hitting rocks; undertows are everywhere gible is no characteristic of Mr. holes sometimes plunge Coolidge im- pecting bathers 1o thelr deaths, memorial have been the iInsiders of Yet there Is no summer sport that | politics. It is for this reason that finds its devotees less. inclined to | Coolidge probably get the consider the, possibilities or the | nomination for anothet term if he realities. wishes it, The insider is always the unsus- Presidents from time can Nothing but the utmost care will do at a bathing beach, in a river, or in a pond. strongest man the fn-party can put B ;‘ Observation On. The Weather 10.—Forecast Fair A “FLOYD COLLINS FEPISODE" A vear ago the newspapers gave first page space for a week to the | dramatic effort the life of | Washington, Aug Floyd Collins, who was trapped in a | for Bouthern New England: tonight, Wednesday local showets i land thunderstorms; not much Ad this was written five men have | qunes fn temperature; moderate td been trapped in Kentucky zinc | fresh southeast and south winda. mine in somewhat similar clrcnm<} Forecast for Eastern New York: stances, and three days and nights | PArtly cloudy tonight with showers [in north and slightly warmer in of effert did not bring about their | antra) portion; Wednesday local showers and thunderstorms; svarme er In extreme south and cooler in . central ahd north portions; moder- and thousands |, . uouiheast and south winds, But the pre Conditions: A trough of low Kentucky, entalling | pressure extends from Téexas north- eastward td upper Michigan. It | has caused unscttled showers | weather during the last 24 hours | from Montana southward to Colo- rado and eastward to Indiana, & long ridge of high pressure along the Atlantic coast fs pleasaht weather in the eastern d! | tricts, The temperature is above normal from Kansas eastward Rumors emanating from mrloul\()l#. i Tt oo ot & % ok | The highest temper Buropean capitals the past week | A9 IR (E had it that “another, war was im- | o minent” in the Balkans. But few Conditions favor for this vicinity péople of sense paid much atten- | falr weather foffowed by increasing tion to the rumors nor did they take to save cave, rescue, The Collins tionwide attention, flocked to the scene. episode gained na- | ent in the tragedy lives of five men Instead of one, recciye universal at- tention Why explain. will no such this difference it 1s hard to W BALKAN WAR" AVERTED ture reported Kansas City, cloudiness with local showers and not mugh change in temperature, A wateh contracts a sort of pneu- monla if It is lald on a cold table or near a1, open window after being worn next to the body all day, &e- cording to veteran watchmakers. 1t turns out, however, that there has heen strained relations between Jugosiavia, Rumania and Greecs on neighboging | not | bandits have the | gets is that there must be a pleni- | ed. | Past little plots of land. the bottom or one's self as impreguable as pos-.| producing | to | N APA L make M sick, Es B-10 all D cops!™ (Casey is a mick, And oh, he hates the wops! An A. P, wil make him sick— He's beaten all the cops!” Eugene Hurst. (Copyright, 1 Reproduction Forbidden) Factsand Fancies Scnd all communicatious to Fun | BY ROBER1 QUILLEN Shop Editor, care Of the New | Britain Herald, and your letter P will be forwurded to New York. | Those “Thirty-Ounce Summer Costumes! thirty-ounce costumes stylists predicted The -Summer Girl'd wear have been | 1 further restricted, For-honestiy, Folks, most of those we h seen Cut the thirty-ounce weight down to sixtee The man who wants here below has it. Being old enough to know better is not a guarantee of virtue. but little Those the All office hofders are advocates of | vacations as a human necessity. Modern young people are as hard ! to understand as their parents. | e Girls have quit dressing for ac- The Song of the— Siuies New Ijoorwalker: “What are Yyou looking for Customer: b New partme Englard has a motor car that goes 1200 miles per hour, but nobody has T want a tuna-fish.” | o)g wnot for | Floorwalker: “Musical de- t third floor. —Mother R. ‘ A COUNTRY ROAD By Cliffe Bastin Whats' nicer than a country road | When August days are bright? Gray ribbon in a summer sun A-winding out of sight. Past houses old and tumbledown, | | Past homes sedate and grand, Past acres rolling to the hills, Some little boys look happy and {some look clean. Utopla is located forty miles be- yond the place where the dreamers | wake up. | Artistic temperament: An animat- ed grouch. |Let's travel down that country road, The dust is inches thick! The stench of burning gasoline | Wil make you good and sick! The houses all keep barking dogs, | |Ana chickens prone to roam! | Pads mre shortilived, It has been What's nicer than a country road— |gome time since a woman shot her | To read about . at home? |hyugband. Misery loves company and often Tmpossible marries him { Baseball Manager: “Our new I pitcher is a wonder. He used to be a theatre manager.” riend: “Why, does that make | bim any better than the others?" . Baseball Manager: “Try and work {him for a pass!” | —Harry Gullermo. Open or closed, they are all de-| touring cars. A well-to-do man is one who has | lall the money he needs but not| etough to make a fool of “him. “Well anyway,” remarked the ns\\l\\\ ed husband, “one thing about tfiples, you get three for the price of one. | | Gratitude | | “Good heavens, John!" exclaimed | the motor tourist’s wife, “why is that | |big crowd following us out of town? | | |Are we about to be mobbed?" | Almost every community has a| | “We'll wait and see what's hte |good talker who is a wizard at see- | matter?” {ing the other fellow’s duty. When the leader of the crowd | came up he thrned out to be the mayor. L “I want to thank ybu,” he said ot | the motor tourist, and your good wife on behalf of my fellow citizens here, You are the first motor tour- ists who have visifed our town.in five years and left our tourist camp as clean as you found it.” | —Paul Cook. Notwithstanding ~ nature does | things about right there are a few | moles that seem to have been mis- placed. ‘When two people who are mar- fled believe in each cther they don't | belfeve in divorce. It was kind of' our ancestors to think we would all amount to some- thing some day | AMERICAN SLANG | “All right, all * right. all right, What's eating you? You're the cat's adenolds, aren't you? Beat it! 1| wasn't born yesterday, big boy! Banana pil! You're the berries, al vight, all right, but you can't buffa- lo a wise guy! Raspberries! You big stiff, pull in your nose! D'ja get| that, huh? So's your old man!” | | And When the Englishman ! Tried to Say it: | “Righto, righto, righto, what's de- vouring you, old chappie? You claim to be the kitty's mucous membrane, do you not? Pound it! T didn’t come | {into the world within the last forte {night, large lad! Fruit juice! You're the huckleberries T must admit, you The surgeon is defending Demp- sey's nose out of professional pride. Jack will defend 1t for the same rea- on and half a million dollars. Having the United States to blame for France's trouble has probably kept the Frenc : poodle from getting | Kicked. (Protected by Publishers’ Syndicate) 25 Years Ago Today Prof. M. J. Dwyer, the athlete who has been about New Britain for the know, but you can’t kangaroo a p! past -week, is the man who taught | osopher, don’t you know, old bean? |Theodore Roosevelt how to wrestle. Cocoanuts! You monstrous unlimber | Ho has a wonderful physique and | laddie, kindly pull in your nasal Ol'-:hmB agreed to throw Alfred Ax;der- gan! Did you reccive that, old egg? |son, the local boxer, three times in Your father s tool" one hour. He would be of value as | | |an instructor in the public schools. | | D. McMillan lett town today on a |trip to New York city, Philadelphia, and Jersey City. | August:Johnson, assistant to W. | H. Cadwell, has gone to Syracuse, {N. Y. He will spend a few days in INew York city befor» coming home. The big barn in the rear of Aetna place and owned by Landers, | | 3 i GLuvAs WILLAHS | o 'ED POSTOFFICE THE DAY YOU ARRIVE YOU'RE lzra Triplett, Postmaster) Postmaster: “No mail for you to- AND THE TRIP TO THINK OF day, Mr. Vittalone.” UNPACKING THE TRUNK Lee Vittalone: “I didn’t ask you for none. I'm writin' to Ma about | my Tke, who is takin' vocal culcher." stmaster. “Is his voice any Lee Vittalone: “It's a scream. | Here's what I tell Ma: “16 10-R 8§ OK, NVE M I But N NME would say E's A CC guy.” ac’s tenor s O, K., | Enyious am I. | But an enemy-would say He's a sissy guy. —Ted Robinson. o0 ¥ ter: “Here's a letter from your newly married daughter, Mrs. Toyoo. It's in a red envelope, with a one-cent stamp on it!” Bridget Toyoo: “Sure, it's™a red lether day f'r me. Thot's th’ way m« daughter puts th’ green above I | Postma UNTIL YoU DO red. She's married a thrue Trishmu an' this is her first letther hom Hete's what she say ay him: - “KC 8 A micle & 0, E $s D wops! MUCH T00 TIRED FROM PACKING ON THE FOURTH DAY YoU DE - CIDE THAT YOU MAY NOT NEED RLL THE THINGS YOUVE BROVEHT- WHY NOT LET THEM STAY THERE, Frary, & Clark took fire this noon)T. H. Keboe, and =M. J. Kenney and the upper part was destroyed.|were appoinied to - arrange for the A number of boxes left there. by |wtentieth anniversary celebration: 4 Swift & Co. from the time |and J. W. Manuing, D. J. Sullivan. when they used the place were still [and A. Lehair were appointed to In it and some were burned up. The |consider the necessily of purchasing damage was about $300. a new plano. Good entertainers are promised | In almost every city children are for every afternoon this week 'at|carried to. their graves in white White Qak in Bopm's*Metropolitan | hearses, but this city has none and Stars, the bodies are transported in hacks James Riley was shocked by an [with the immediate mourners, electric dynamo while at work at| Mrs. John Lamb and son of Plain- Russell & Erwin's yesterday and his|viile have been epending Several hand was severely Qurned. days in Waterbury. The post office authorities have| Irank Wheeler of the Trumbull decided to build an annex to the |Electric Co. is home from a vacation. Russell building for the accommo-| JFred Hastings met with an accl- datifon of the local office. dent this morning. A dog jumped in At the meeting of the Y. M. T. A. [front of his wheel and he was & BNsociety held last night the |thrown, receiving painful bruises trophies won by the drum corps in jand breaking his wheel. Bridgeport were formally presented by F. Storey. M. J. Kenney reported on the national C. T. A. W. con- vention held In Hartford last week. P, O'Day, James Crowe, A. J¢| McGill, Joln Regan, A. J. O'Leary, | William O,Mara, Joseph Quinn, E J. Shechey, D. J. Frazer, and Joscph Haren were appointed a committee to arrange for a fair; J. | LOOKING FOR A FUTURE! There are unlimited opportunitfes in the great | field of business for men who can qualify for the duties ! of office manager, cost accountant, traveling auditor, credit man, combtroller, treasurer and public accountant. Large business establishments and public ac- counting-firms give preference to our graduates. This is the largest professional school of college grade in the world devoted exclusively to training men for specialized positions in accounting and finance. - IT IS AN EXCEPTIONAL SCHOOL FOR EXCEPTIONAL | MEN. Excellent living accommodations for out-of-town students at reasonable rates. Part-time employment for a limited number who are obliged to earn some of their expenses. It requires two years to complete our training. We desire to enroll ambiticus men of the SUBSTANTIAL, CLEAN-CUT, UPSTANDING TYPE, whom we can readily place after graduation in positions offering opportunities for advancement and increasing responsibilities, To Be Bentley-Trained Carries Prestige in Business Send at once for a catalog; IT WILL INTEREST YOU THE BENTLEY SCHOOL OF ACCOUNTING AND FINANCE, 927 BOYLSTON SZ, BOSTON, MASS. . ‘When you are out*‘just for & ride” why not call on those ount-of-town friends you haven’t seen for so lond? Will they be at home ? You can easily find out—by telsphone. THE SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND TELEPHONE COMPANY BELL SYSTEM One System " One Policy Unversal Seroles AFTER HALF AN HOUR SPENT IN UNROPING ‘THE TRUNK. ON THE THIRD DAY VOU AGREE THAT THERE'S NO SENSE. WORKING T00 HARD - THE UNPACKING CAN WAIT THE NEXT DAY 15 ONE OF THOSE CLEAR SPARKLING DAYS THAT CALLS YoU OUT TO THE WOoPS~ IT WoULD BE A PITY TO STAY INDOORS UNPACKING A COUPLE OF DAY5 LATER YOU THE LAST DAY YOU TIND THAT AGREE THAT WITH VACATION HALF T GET THINGS BACK IN,YOU OVER IT'D BE SILLY T0 UNPACK HAVE TO UNPACK THE TRUNK] THE TRUNK AT ALL.. JUST TAKE ~ COMPLETELY AND REPACK OUT WHAT YOU ACIUALLY CANT PROM THE BOTTOM UP GET ALONG WITHOUT 8-/0 ight, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, fric.)