New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 7, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN bali.: its mark upon all privileged to meet | him during a long Mfe. It was such men as Mr. Davison were the factors which bulit New Britain's industrial New Britain Herald MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY { who lup commercial importance. Tatued Daily (Sunda; At Herald Bidg., &7 Excepted) bureh Street. and AN ADDED T\\ ll‘fl\ THE PUBLIC Taxing the public in various and s has become one of SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Monthe. 5. & Month. nefarfous wa Entered at the Post Office at New Britaln | the most efficient of modern accom- as Second Class Mail Matter, | plishments, federal tax reduction. Nine times out of ten read of a city being in first class | financial condition it is largely be- has been col- TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 25 Editorial Rooms 928 | when we tax money | lectea and no opportunities bave | been missed to slice the pounds of flesh from the There is that $3 plumbing fee, for 1t to bring in a neat sum to the . plumbers, of eonrse The only profitable advertising medjum | cause the a the City. Circulation booke and press rosm always open to advertirers. Member of the Associated Press. pliezing>pnblie The Amociated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all nsws credited to it or not otharwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein. instance. ought city. are add- fee to the cost of plumbing large or small. On a job fee might be mor than the cost of the job — provided anyone can imagine a plumbing job costing as little as $3. The public can give the plumbers i ing the Member Andit Bureau of Circalation. The A B. C. s a national or thon | jobs which furnishes newspapers and tisers with a strictly hovest analysie of clreulation. Our efrculation statistic are based upon thfe audit. This Ineures protection - against fraud M newspaper distribution figuree to both natlomal and local advertisers. be they small the { \ ¥he Herald Is on sale dafly tn New some good advice. There is only one York et Hotalin nd, Times | Bquare; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance | inspector. Grand Central, 42nd Street. Thin’ Adlanious should be opportunity. It there must be a f 11t it be a graduated one, such as where small fo® 1i plumbing R e T e changed at the EDERLE'S TRIUMPH OVER CHANNEL Americans will hail with rejoic- fag news to the effect that Ge trude Ederle, herself an American, | was successful in her attempt to swim the English channel between France and England. Not only ehe the first of her sex fo success- fully negotlate the crossing, but she established a new time record for any ‘sex, her time of 14 hours and 31 minutes being mearly two hours | less than that of the previous hold- er of the record, an Italian male | HE REPRESENTS swimmer from Argentina. | Senator Bingham, who Those of us who dabble in lho‘eg:thls( the resolution to inv water along Long Island Sound, campalgn wenturing out occasionally into the under th tideway, can realize in’part what I'&D the girl swimmer had to contend | Pusiness with in the waters of the channel, | Interested Ihey wers cold, ‘in 'the ‘first place, | within a state to galn a senatorial colder than the average along 'hnn Connecticut shore, and the nmw run switt and strong along this waterway. Waves there o | Tights; contend with, according to the As- sociated Press, and choppy ones as well, which are harder to navigate for a swimmer than long swells. It | took 14 hours and a half to ac- complish the trick. Some of us spend a half an hour in the waters of the sound and perhaps several | on After that have usually had enough. As a nel swim Ederle’s s durance are a cause for marvel in- | deed. Our congratulations girl who withstood the strain. obtains in Hartford, jobs call for a very small fee and the large jobs a larger fee. But evéen at best, is merely an exemplification of the was | system of increasing taxes without creating a general hullabaloo. The fewer the fees that the public pays the better the public will like it. BINGHAM AND WHOM gate primary contributiol | doubtless did | rights principle that it was not the of any federal body to be is paid state’s in how much nomination, |a number of speches about state’s in truth, | to understand clearly were that it is a great issue. The fssue involving the expendi ture of millions of dollar: in state primary apparently Anyway, as the senator netly explained, it could several is not s0 great. has ! not happen in Connecticut. From all of which ene can gather | | the senator will not vote to prevent { Mr. Vare from taking his seat in the ainst M. su the beach. we test of endurance the chan- the amina, Senate; nor will he vote a is greatest. Miss Smith of Illinois, if he is elected. If it is a business primarily of the states as to how they nominate and elect their senatorial timber, Mr. | then pluek and en- to the terrific P8 concede, to Bingham wil readiy one cannot expect him his view when it is a ques- PUTTING A KICK IN PARKING RULES The polic# have acted with pedition and dispatch in an attempt to-end the practice of unlimited patking within restricted areas in this city. change | tion of permitting of senatorial beneficiaries of money Senator Bingham delights to de- precate the direct primary system. Nothing else could be anticipated on After a period of profound slum- his part. He is part of th ber it' is suddenly discovered that|cut system which depends numerous downtown sfreets have | controlled conventions: and ben used as garages, and the sud- all is added, the den activity of the bluecoats indi- (dates are good as controlled by the cates this misconception of what | will, streets are for can be eradicated if | controlling bosses. | Why should the senator harbor any other ideas than wrath at the ex- | right seats to the primaries. and policles of the desires proper steps are taken. The police are desirous of edu- despite all we hear of | the fee business The Connecticut senator has made he wants the public | or denying the | Connecti- | upon | when | suceessful candi- | a distinetive flaver and f& ¢b readity | pronounced. The name seems to suggest mas- | grandeu backbone, And indeed In no nm»r! sive nature’s | power. these terms more appro- traveler | through vast is bewildered by h d plain states until the the sec west passes v eye mingly | unending straight line of sky and | { the distant rim of earth. He is pass- ing through the granary of the na- | tion, and though the sight of mil- lions of acres of flowering grain has its thrill—and to many a thrill of monotony -~ the real thrill is yet That comes automobile | to come, 1 |train or the when the is about $0 George. the | porter, or Hiram at the 118n, will tell the inquisi- that cloudiike bulge in the distant v Is Pike's Peak. thus the traveler to ‘Colorado, of its surface is a gigantic upright comb kissing the clouds, the backbone of the the miles from the rockies | Pullman filling st tive eastern tourist the west- ern And is intro duced which over most continent, i great divide. This state, King of the American commonwealths, is cele- semi-centennial of her | Union. mountain i brating the admission to the sion has been a fitting one to take | stock of features of Colorado and its colorful history. | Colorado is as much of a play- ground the far as New England is in the different kind. from a half intent upon canyon rides, its: snow-bound sight its gliste perhaps — and be the unique in west east, but of a People flock “nearby vastly to it a dozen states, ts enjoying great to gaze peak s at close in awe | upon to ning gla range. Or to : cured of the the up. Or again, to ride upon its roads — for every raiiroad through the seenic ain™ ambition } moun when one-tenth way rail- mountains s a marvelously | line, with curves, | chasm bridges and unending and | torturous climbing until heights of hair-pin {10,000 or more feet are reached by and snow banks along the the | the rails, | | rights of way are met with in | midale of July. To this vast mountain region the | nation’s homage is being paid this | week, and ft was one of the mar- |'vels of our times that the President gged people — was | their homes in ¢ and perched on mountain side — from 2,000 miles away. | spoke to its ru istened to in The occa- | ma wear a hat? | Factsand Fancies | BY ROBER1 QUILLEN No farm relfef can equal the in. spiring notes of dinner bell, When the saloons umbrella with the lost Its special utili is a man who think persnade a pessimist to his mind. went out the crooked ,handle An optimist can chapge the owner of mortgs for pleas Happily never meets the is out driving Tt fsn’t true that nothing out of the got a_police dog. World war. They A vacation is a simple quitting for a doing regularly, \ loafer, matter iod what you provided vou're Few things in life burdensc a barefool boy’ of washing his feet at night. Jater « Inactive he fellow sympathy doesn't who is down. pursult of happiness tha hap; It's 11 s pe Man wants but little provided he is permitted to give his definition of “little.” remain in style will get over their 1¢ short skirts another year le selfconsciousne ty science has trying fo stabilize nt is that the firefly Th couniers firefly" out difficy 1 en- | 1l goes | to vodka d on the ia went back v has reappear Too many people think bridge is something to keep the hands during a conversation. heverage, wood alco and runs. are pretty sensible hair shined, why Used as a hol also hits Young Having had men their | | Amcricans got help | here below, | Jiis anybody i { | ql Send all communications to Fun {! Shop Lditor, care of the New Britain Herald. and your letter will he forwarded to New York: | O Our Tip 10" Tourists Delightful Meals!” But Folks, pre- | pare when fheve It's NOY pli But to m |To find once you're settied of not to YOU that phrase ap. nitoes and to flies! | e We Will Now Turn to Chapter 18— | Howard: “I swear you look younger every year." Mrs. Howard: “Just contrast, | jthat's all. This hat is so old that I| look young in comparison to it.” IHI: GRADUATE By George S. Chappell G Inate, was of late A splendid sight to view, worked a bit and smirked As Seniors always do. | When Day came he H a bit | Class he lit the | flame Of half th proud of mien green nifty hearts in town . Jas he paced the | n cap and gown I the trees he sang his glees And smolied his briar pipe, He in truth, a dapper youth And life was full and ripe. |How soon, alas, such glories pass! ad, Oh where is he? ry weeks a job he seeks humble is his fee. | | o For w And other clerks with whom he works lord his They 3 all dreams Are overcast and dim Tn fact he found that round The Grad is but a phase, And for his sins he now begins more his Freshman days! over him schen it es college s mn Once Fxplained “What vou doing now?" “T'm t-car conductor.” What does the job pay?” venty-five dollars a week. T didn’t think the Company over thirty. don’t. I'm speaking not the Company! —Benjamin Brophy. paid | They ahout the ONF MAN'S MEAT- Ry Ronald Bruderhonsen Baseball Player — Heard you saw a haschall game the other da Mike, How was it? Even if the air is incorporated by {a radio trust there will be no charge AUGE RAIL EARNINGS BEING REPORTED Class 1 railronds of the enjoying record-break- The first half of 1926, returns all | The couniry are ing earnings | with the | ported earning the Interstate Commission, proves that eni rates, with the re- o Commerce the pres- arge volume of | business, are putting the carriers | on a firm footing. | Yet Class 1 | =pite of these record-breaking earn- the railroads, in {ings, as a class did not earn more than valuation the 5.60 per cent on the | | placed these carriers by 1. C.C. They upon | bave a right to earn 5.75 as a legally fair and ‘When governiment's recap- the Transportation per cent Just return upon above that the ture clause in takes effect. capitalization. act with I valuation, which many claim is the I. C. very | their | which to Not content generous, the raflronds have little private iis still higher own valuation, According this have a chance to boast ! (Protected by | of constitutional reform is shown b, for_breathing. the missing died poor 14 Why link? It and has to claim bother abou is probable T no heirs who him. 1l razor too ty Most paper towels are Ior shaving purposes a saf is much better. When the he won't | his pro- prophet! end of the to an Alas for world comes phetie vision. Publishers Syndicate) | 25 Years Ago Today | That New bered among the Britain should be num earlicst advocate document found in the bi in the selectmen’s office the Stanley building. It is a certificate of the vote of the town in favor of an amendment at the annual town! mecting held on the f Monday of October, 1865. The vole was 4!\5' to 396 Four local boxers are on tl announced by Manager Willis of the Casino for Monday night ommy | card fout | zlove, The iback. Prize Fighter — Pretty good. The Sox knogked out the Bears in the ninth rovnd. but the refereeing was {rotten. The batter in the ninth round a left hook to the ball, then yperent it out to left field, where was clinched, The next batter \anded a stiff bat to the ball for the count of three and then man pulled a K. O. over the fence some game, if the referee hadn't been rotten. Say, T heard you saw a prizefight last night. How was it? Rasehall Plaver — So, so. One of @ fighters knocked the other one of the hox in the sixth inning. First, he fanned, the other man held ont his jaw but he couldn’t seem to hn his fast one. Then the first play- threw a slow curve with his cutting a corner of the jaw Then the umps chased them both ito the shower. Prize Fighter crazy nut! Baseball Player (To Himself) Just plain dumb, that's ali! Proper Person “Are you it a (To Himself) Passenger: the train ealler?” Train Caller: “Yes." Passenger; “Please call I just missed it —Xarl C. Fera. my train { many of whom credit newspapermen | { manity gener: ther student the mext |, | swers to the |And THE OBSERVER— On the City and Its People Makes Random Observations I3RS IRILNS fection then have when you go out alone and heart failure when you | take your friends for spin? Why is your spare always when you need it? Why does the ly, some strange pre- | route you take, and was it scivnce which bares the secrets of |accident that the red barn at nations and individuals even before | cfossroads mentioned in the some of them are known to thise in- \ book was torn down the week bel volved. Questions are asked of edi-| ¥ou went by? . tors which are far more difficult to| Do the captains of river swer than those which the young- re out your schedule son whose awakening brain |time their voyages so Yding. o | vou walt at every drawbridge? across his mind. We are stpposed to| Did know it all. A reader, identity um- |ever any conc known, calls up the Herald and asks | help change a tire? the weather 18 to be the next| * 1y it fate day. Iair enough, the sociated | hiong on ss carries into our of 18t la 6 Tittes: an forec government weath- | and then, when ye er bu Another wants to Know | pave a state officer jalloon” is going OVer |in an appearance? and at what e, It may have not heard anything consequently we judge it A. P. would let us know irely newspaper bugine particu- | larly that part of it which has to do with the editorial end, has a pe- culiar fascination for many people, | ) a flat | with a sense not possessod by hu- road map omit the the blue “fore teamers nd then % as to make causes muny’ quee any guest in any automobile what should -less highway at for miles on en u hit it up to 4 imm that drive polic hour you est sts of s, > “Army city , but it The | What sort of mathematics did the jdistance markers use that they can | subtract seve miles from 12 aud | leave 12 miles from the al you s And the vidual whe questions, in them. lay. in great ex serious minded indi- asks perfectly ludicrous ailing to see the humor One of them called up onc ement. Evidently had been a family argument " he said (and we can imagine | an interested group of listeners to the conv ion sitting ‘about the room in which the phone was locat- | ed) “How long ago did Christopher | Columbus discover America?” Fhat was easy. “olumbus discove " we allowed but ha t always happen to ask strangers the way to the next or don't country places have tives? Why do other car the detou What m kecpers run out of drinks just before Why don't they roads and let v good ones? However, { who madc on time. you th alwa nar s meet t part of kes vour favorite you arrive? ar up the rocky u red America in there was once an ideal trip. He He had no engine rouble. He made more m llon than before. forced to use no detours. {lost his way. He was courtesy by the stables. He was never lat the hotels where he stopped. He | was told to go as fast as he liked {by several smiling state He | woke up. & | kiss a a man started or s to the He was He never treated with village con- overcharged how long ago back the questioner, been a poor mathe- matician or was anxious to cover up his lack of information. We zsked him to consult a school- child of the family regarding the rules of substraction and let us alone to ponder upon more we things \d the wa that who must ever cops stock story of the yo ik who asked over the p “Can you tell me what ma close her eyes when you (This one was evidently of psychology) in your photograph,” was 4 ubiquitous switch “Maybe can tell pass, should sider the singing law. king new stop awhile and con-| feasibility of a national An anti-singing act, if it were would bring great relief to every man and woman who | |is at present suffering under the e s squallings to the effect that In a cot-tage small by a Wat-er | fall” somebody or other would be ricelessly content and wouldn't worry over the high price of gov- rnor\'nrw in Pennsylvania and oth- states submit- | "The Insidious menace of the pop- Do 1|ular song has worked its way to @ of Ihfl‘xminl where it becomes a scourge and a plague to the population at |large. Out of the 75,000 more or less inhabitants of this city, more than half of them have recovered from | the “Prisoner’s Song" in time to fall victim to the little house and water- 1 Ukuleles pound it out, olas grow dizzy with the ccase- revolving of 1 and |amateur kazoo artists the song of its claim to Gradually the song is dying, but the laws to irl nd the answer from board operator. from that.” And the poets — oh the poets — they bloom everywhere and usually hope to hide their identity under nom de plume in their effusions submitted for publication, free of harge One of ther ted a poem entitled Live” through the postoffice . “You live, Augustus, sent your poem in didn’t appear in person.” And £0 it goes, there is a world of | humor and an ocean of humanity in | the newspaper game. Maybe ths|f public realizes it, wherein is its at- | vici raction we ase “Augustus.’ Wi becausc mail you by and curse less motoring is perhaps the most inconsiderate of which we have any knowledg Everything | from the car to the traffic cop and | will be another and probably worse back again to the road map seems |picce to take its place. The kazoo to be all wrong and in conspiracy |artist is searching feve against the driver. At least, we |other song to blare have that impression. We may be |not stop with.the death of this one wrong, but we won't believe it|ballad—the ukulele will not be until have had satisfactory an- | thrown aside when this song dies— following question: {there will always be Why does every traffic cop and another one and another ingly fillip his sign from “go” until the nation as a whole i just as we attempt to pass? [led into nice cozy padded does the car work to per- ! where it ant {tion that “she’s crazy over { horses, horses.” calls | That is, the c will {unless the authorities at ton stop investigating {budget long enough to make it | erime, punishable by long impriton- !ment or even death, to sing, whistle r play or aftempt to play on any wsical or semi-musical instrument, The world of we “stop” Why horses, continue Washing- coffee wen we sneeze or the doctor rite away ~Eleanor Shepard. e — a At the Bragfest Wood: ‘Last week I visited a chicken-farm and saw an egg witl two yolks.” Wagner: “That's nothing. Some | weeks ago 1 was standing on the for two or more months or any song AE. only by | ption of how to | liately put | treshment stand | detour over the | tire | ave stripped | harmony. | horror of the situation is that there | ths victrola will | another one, | without jnterrup- | Insull's | ny song that has been in existence | | Way back in the dark ages |the war, “Poor Butterfly” | naturalists of everybody. It | whistied und sung and played it seemed strange 1o the people that | the song so long endured. It finally | died, they all do—but the harm wus jdom\ then and after the le note of | “Poor Butterfly” nuttered into ob- {livion, two others sprang up to tuke its place. And when they died. two | more for cach of them—and 8o on It is not the popular song in itself that needs legislative &ction. Mand- lin as the words may be and s [less the tune, they are not a |to arouse a nation. 1t is ti hards, the long lingering son J('uhslllulc the curse. After has been played and sung awhile 1" becomes a menace to the sanity of the population at large. How | many deaths were caused by suicides | made trantic by the constant howl- ing of “Yes, "we have no banunas’ | Will never be known. How many homes were broken up bLecause of the “Prisoner’s Song” is another | unrealized figure — statistics grow ‘1 wrger in thaf direction with the birth of every new long-living bal- |1aa. | Who can forget wdaches that were caused by “Over There’ when it was screeched into the ears of the people during the war? Who | will ever forget the avalanche “blues” that swept the country after the war? After the jamble of them was cleared up into a group of those | horrible “hits” who can fail to say that they suffered by them. Does of the present generation forgat everlasting “Memphis Blues the “Beale Strect Blues”, and “Alcohiolic Blues” and tie | “Limehouse Blues” Why they | should have attracted the public to the extent they did can never be known, but suffice it to say that they did and they were heard from | cereal in the morning to the pillow thing th ‘.xl night. Now we have the little hut by the |rapids song and a maudlin wail | which concerns somebody who has fallen asleep in a canoe—"Drifting and Dreaming.” Both of these ma: | have been beautiful pieces when | they started on their career, but now the first chords of either of them make most people cringe. “Bye Blackbird” bids fair to enter into t} |lists of public nuisances, and clot behind it looms “Girl Friend" that | is still pretty but is developing fast |into a menac Whether this article will start the M\]”r"‘ of justice moving or not re- mains to be seen—it can only be | hoped that some good will coma of |it. When it comes, if it does come, |the nation might expect a body of soldiers under someone like Gen Smedley Dutler who will, with the aid of a Springfield rifle, stop th: | people next door from grinding out “Valencia” on their victrolas, [ Adv | Bye '§01‘V Board Will Aid Polish President | Warsaw, Aug. 7 (P—In view of {the fact that the diet has invested the president of the republic with legislative power, the cabinet has de cided to establish an advisory board to cooperate with him in issuing | presidential decrees. The board will be composed of prominent lawyers, who will ar- |range. the decrees to conform with the constitution and existing law: Permanent members of the board will be appointed by President Mos- ki, while the temporary membe will be named by the minister | justice. | e of shly for an- Observation On The Weather Washingtqn, Aug. 7.—Forecast for Southern New England: Show- and thunderstorms Saturday anad turday night interior; Sun. IForecast for i ni | | | | it, Sun fair. Conditions: The tropical disturb. inee which is of hurricane inténsity, {vassed on to a morth-northeast course slightly west of Bermuda to- |day. Pressure is high over | Canadian maritime provinces, and over the plains states and western Ontario y | | | { | | with the words: mammy, sweetie,| The outlook is for showers on baby, or papa therein |saturday in the Atlantie states The thing must be stopped some- | Elsewhere the weather will be fair {how—by martial law if all other|Saturday and Sund It will be | methods fail. The menace is of too | cooler Saturday night or Sunday in {long standing to be easily quelled.!north Atlantic states banks of a river watching a college {boat-race and saw eight nuts in one shell!” ’ onnolly wlll meet Morris Miller of | | Hartford. Nick Ursno and John | Rieh will meet at 145 Ibs. Pats | Welch, 115 Ibs, will take on Lewis | Pani of Rockville A. H. Abbe, W H. D. Humphrey, the Businessmen's association ing for reduced suburban trolley rates, called on Manager I'. L. Ter- ry this morning and conferred with him. He doubted if the patronage of the Berlin line warranted reducing the fare there to five cents, but ad- vised the signing of a petition. A suggestion was also made that the troiley company extend its line to East Berlin, it already Lavng the necessary charter for this. The em- ployes of the bridge shop and of Peck, Stow & Wilcox spend much money which would come to New 3ritain merchants if this were done. In the local wmarkets tomatoes have gone up 2 cents a quart and are now selling at 18 cents. New| potatoes are way up; usually they| sell for about $1.15 a bushel at this time of year but now they are $1.50. Cucumbe 10 be found at stores for a cent apiece. String b selling at three cents a quart When Dick Hartnett, driver Engine Co. No. 1 out noon to answer the did not know that it {barn on Washington str: the |in flames, and when there he was obliged the seat of the the firemen were burning bullding ing in the barn top, and that, the barn, was being $75. :E E. Baldwin Ioms Hole in One Club i E. E. Baldwin, of the Shuttle the same time, {yeadow club has joined the ranks' ‘re not traffic cops. |of golf immortals by making af | a ti coveted “hole in one.” He was plays | mick [ News that the Roosevelt [ing in a foursome with W. H. Booth, | - Teetcher: T | M. §. Hart and R. W. Chamberlain | ‘coffee.’ and { will be finlshed b tme for its use | b oE Kl On the fitteenth | s Upp the the fall &chool |}ole, (over the hill and down) 215 | My daddy acts quite silly about us term |vards, he dwove and found the ball childerns helth— in the cup. He always takes our temperature before he lets us play, And feels our little wulses before and after meels, direct ? | private valuation the net return for i‘ the six months was on a basis of jonly 4.94 per cent. When considering the figures one must bear in mind that all Class 1 raflroads are not making money; in fallacious system He other system primary product ‘of the Tating the public in various ways, how to walk across streets without getting killed, how to watch the automatic lights and abide by what they say, and how to do this or that This educational effort be extended to the owners who do limited parking signs. The school is now in session there be sessions every day in year. himself was a GEE Whiz! MEAT SURE. MUSTA BEEN SCARGE WHEN THAT FELLER WAS MADE ! —Richard Gilli (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) Does anyone suppos would have been projected into a 24-hour govern- That was he L. Hatch end the committee of look- | e senate from orship in any other ws the Connecticut system at Had the gentleman been forced to nomination through it might can well its best. | tryuth, these naturally 2 operated at a loss; and of the These were a drag upon the re- minority of auto not believe in | 13 were in west. seek a | primary have taken mainder in striking the average xears Some That is not saying, of course, that | wading in money Senator Bingham is not a “good” aecording to the gencral word in politics. of the bizg railroads are The Baltimore & present has been | the Nor- the | Onio income at computed at $21 a share; 61k & Western at $28 a share, latter the highest in the country. railroads BOARD OF WORKS NEEDS MONEY The board of wo fered severe former one financial appropriation it was not surprising that the nd it senator, acceptance of the Hé has been a good fellow has repre- | suf- in the | the public pains — at least of the organization The coal-carrying es- ideas of good government, { pecially those reaching West in the | ginia, are most prosperous. The big convention gets | passen the gloty and will get a good | public eyes did when the city’s | sented its Vir- harks down its good Her pres- cut is willing to stay and when the r lines get attention to the bone.” future down to business old-fashioned good lack- 1 the elf entirely major i DEFEAT FOR K. K. K Ku Klux Klan was the the ent board fo ing in Goodwin st i e opriation to gr old-fashioned way on the first AeaSon—t sy MOTHER TELLS HIM T SPENDS TIVE MINUKES ASCENDS TO UPPER HALL TEN MINUTES LATER. SHINE HIS SHOES, THEY AR6EUING THAT THEY AND SHOUTS WHERE'S ~ REPORTS HE CANT GET LOOK A SIGHT ARENT REALLY MUDDY, THE BLACKING ? FINDS IT OPEN DOES HE HAVE TO 2 1T IN USUAL PLACE the ang The chief Strongheart, the Pup and much its ballot. Mr human; will be interest eminently Kansas primary oard It the school. Bing is tseue in he who ham d Roosevelt S lIN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE 51 (Conducted by Maxine) this| pegcher: “Miss Place, what's that lerm. HEy are you playing with Bis OWD{yrples at your age?” Hink S Annie Place: “No, reached |y o ynnekles. remain On |- egcher: “Then crack on while |5 the word ‘coma.’ on’ i |Annte Plac noth- funrhdern science saves labor carriage | Ang benefits us all— top of {gince hobbing was invented damage |1 don't comma hair at all.” —Marian Baer and the board ing to note how ployed for power with it is being pointed out with the klan lefeated listribute. ! ( d ten't to and all eivic authoriti boys satisfaction that finally w the He w T noi fire was 1 hat the which side his bread | candidates were def \ong o | the Whereas Kklan that arranged matters so knew s buttered and t political meal is due he tells the boys hear; on ean his memory line the ek proceed just cracking wild on him by the time the a vear or so ago he to In ng back ch y Kansas a thought taken down appropriations ome powerful in regard should ar next was 80 be for emer- | When he talks it threaibned to force jelly- supply w 1t wor There except a well uine especially like to what they fish politicians to truckle to its de- endorsement is gencies in connection with a with board of public works to hear from their senator. | g vy it & Hability. William Allen White says the board as close xpect 18, He speaks good old-fashioned grand old from start to finish, 18 the the public improvem rty doctrine state's from introduction to peror- | fiery publicist, Kansas klan | KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Dusty) Teetcher: “Hans, did you get sea- ck in the vessel wen you came over from Germinny Hans Upp: “No, only in the stum- E H The long and earcor of Edward this city death at years, DAVISON tion. is now “bust J fied with the honorable business L S Roraback is woll satis- Fenry D: only Henry fosn in officials are off on junior senator. That's| Eleven city terminated the ad with the passing of it his &t u hat is necessary. their vacations nced 86 age X - FIFTY YEARS A PART THE UNION something strong invigorating the Colorado. Of the Tndian that have been utilized in the but it's lucky the ll 105ES" INTEREST IN - _REPORYS T MOTHER WHO BRUSHING AND SEES $I6HS AND 6OES LP TO BLACK HI5 SHOES TOR HIM AND TO UNBLACK HIS TACE AND HANDS 8-7 Sy DAUBS A LITTLE BLACK- PUTS SPECK OF BLACK- ING ON CLOTH, GETTING ING ON THE TOE OF A GOOD-DEAL ON TACE EACH SHOE AND BRUSH- WHETHER HE CAN AND HANDS IN THE 5 VIGOROUBLY JUGELE THE BRUSH PROCESS AND BLACKING and this school Che class is waiting for splendid representative of the city's or Industry and commerce another tie s cut with the wrought by the past His was a life of rare commercial distinction, but to his endesvors a personality &hat left There Jbout name of | at opening of will be gratifying to the east- stion of the city, and much contractor for his achievements generation, all names | nam- | ern eredit is due the SSIFTED ADS 8 he also lent ing of our states, scarcely save perhaps Oregon — has such'efforts to push the work ahead, any READ HERALD FOR BESI RLESUL (Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Tnc.) e 3 o