New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 5, 1926, Page 8

s O AT P * but it is going to remain a live 3 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 5, 1926. N:v Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg., 6 urch Street. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. 0 Three Month 5c. a Month, Entered at the Post Office at New Britafn 8s Second Class Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office ... Editorial Rooms .... The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press toom always open to advertiser Member of the Associated Pre: Assoclated Press is exclusively titled to the use for re-publication all news credited to it or mot other edited in this paper and also I newe published therein. Burean of Circolation. nization adver- Member Audit The A. B. C. ls a national which furniehes newspapers tisers with & strictly honest circulation. Our circulation statietics are based upon this audit. This insures ection against fraud {bution figures to local advertizers. end in_New Times Entrance The Herald is on daily York at Hotaling's Newsst Square; Schultz’s Newsstande, Grand Central, 42nd Street. SHOOTING THE CHUTES ON WEST MAIN Frenzied speed merchants deavoring to plop a No. 11 on the gas going out West Main street these halycon days have been meet- ing with depressing discourage- ment. thoroughfare first Not only has the been torn up and then the other been on one side — one side turther on — but pains have taken to ereate as much of a jam sible at certain points. At the entrance to the park con- ditions have been especially trying At this juncture of a steep hill with thoroughfare the Conneeticut added to the melee by constructing a temporary cutely constricting the the main company switch, thu traffic space still further. been available The switch but the jam is still there. has now removed, Pedestrians trying to pass over the been turning traffic park driveway have mental somersaults. prevented Extra policemen have them from going to Middletown or merely across the park to the hospital. As if this wasn't enough for onc week, along comes the necessity of at the the underground West Main small burrowing junction of and Center, leaving but a space lirections, of the for traffic in both Never fic department in the history traf- has there been a vorse mess to contend with, actu- ated by the fact that traffic in onc direction has to be waved against the red light. Pedestrians thinkin right of way discove they they have the they clude they never get haven't. Sometimes con- These conditions are temporary but emphasize once they serve o the stems in the city. more need for additional main It should not be necessary for traffic to concentrate on one when heading in one direction. This is an old story, of course; topi until the city fakes some definite ction about it. When pleted on the new pavement is com- West Main more motorists 1 continuous naturally will draw than ever befor purr o will motors form whirr for most of the 24 hours. In stion on street will be so that this will 1 ond main cast and THE SAD PLIGHT OF A FAMILY When th r o ess youngsters becomes of the What happens sometime cated in the ¢ children, who have the county home Conditiohs at uch, the police nent to some such institu- egardless o on would have come like this These rious sorts from posed melior s one Sending chi exactly a bad plac but it i them than send n A PUBLICITY MAYOR The Mass rather mayor of Lynn, tdea ¢ community liberty. He unique persona sal Army harred ation Guild from iy 1180 Catholic Truth open air services on (he stre his name intends to bar all speaking on the chaste streets of his mavor — Bauer other as pos- | gtreet | street it | public | city, including political gatherings. As a limelight seeker the mayor no doubt is a great success. SUGAR BEETS IN { CONNECTICUT Agriculture | Secretary of Jardine has told Connecticut what | erops to raise, including sugar beets. | again Tobacco growers who have | come peeved at the tobacco market are advised to priced land saccharine turn their high- into the raising of the rop, which may be profitable some years, but shows no profit at any time comparable to that good years from | the Comes a of the obtained in growing of tobacco promoter — probably credited with fur- nif somebody fur- tells the beet one sort nishing oce nishes the ship — and listening sons of nicotine that sugar raising in Connecticut would mean the construction of a million Hartford the t dollar sugar refinery in One of the objects of on sugar is to encourage the man- e of domestic sugar, partic- irly from sugar beets The best place to grow sugar cane is in Cuba, and there it can be done lowest cost of pro- duction. But if we buy all our s from Cuba that would not be helping the altt domestic sugar inc ugh many at refining the Un We is claimed — the tariff high plants are in ted States. must — so it keep enough so that our dustry can prosper, with the public in general paying the freight. not feel our- freight so much the frugal hous Of course, we may selves paying the when — except wife goes to the grocery store and purchases sugar at much more than it ought to cost if only cost of pro- handling and such reason- profits were When he buys a lot of it during the fruit duction, abl considered. | canning season she the haps that feeling soon wears off. The chief apyone in the be the beet product costs so much; but per- benefits accruing to industry refineries. t sugar come to sugar A beet sugar plant in or near Hart- ford an asset of sorts, but with would be nothing comparable the Tiff | best sugar in- | may wonder why | | | | gen- | eral run of industrial plants in this | section, There is no enormous competi- tion among sugar beet refineries for the raw product they need, and the | monopoly price is “take it or leave fineries of course 0l production, but | sufficient to*insure all em t that is about It would s: | | observer that ther plenty of other essentials the farmers of the valley could raise with profif. Citles in New England are import ing food products from long dis tances; let the farmers | furnish ns with more food. If they put as much brains hind such projects as they have put into the tobacco - growing industry they cannot help succeeding. SFIGURES DON'T LIE” IN BOSTON I'or some time Boston has | wondering how its people sported themselves between ces of s and their The | Chamber of busine Board and the decided to City Planning Commeres find out check S0 an claborate up was in- this is the 1 and left stituted, and result: Mot city in people enter: the automobiles daily railroads. But th wtomobiles were the rear compared with the d and subway the tric {ransportation systems transported by elevate cars, cars and lines of trolley rally per cent were compared with cent by the ted lines per oston Elev ern Massachusetts maining 65 stonishing result carried only 1. in the and lto fo str stion problems nd this proportion to its up much street ners in Boston worth 1.8 o and think it wverage of rolling rom work n it is not prising officials waxing cold spending vill come when the o and from work in an automobile will be less af & vogue than at present. Tt is getting | to be rhore of a problem every day. car- | | New make it | impartial | decide to | short-haul | be- | been | homes. | than in | far in total | | | ture,” and should | us, bandstand | New | | testimony having to do with the re- | proud of them and refused to give any away to the many friends who were 80 impressed that they asked for one as a present. While the family was out for an airing in “Listen to the Band” | When the Brass Shakes the Air, the Flutes Go “On a|front of the saloon yesterday some- one engaged Conrad in conversation and a boy swooped down and pic! fed up the prettiest marked pup, | rushing off down the alley with it. The police were notified and the pup recovered. Conrad was so happy at | this that he did not prosecute. A Herald reporter learned this afternoon that Charles L. Barnes, |the coal man, is in a fair way to |own a trolley line. Mr. Barnes has | made an offer of $25,000 to James ng | L. Patterson of Bridgeport for the trolley line between Farmington and Plainville, This road has not been : : | operated for over a year. Mr. Barnes by the music. |is satisfied that it can Le put on a Perhaps some couples are more |paying basis. The residents of interested in themselves than in the | Plainville and Farmington are very | desirous of sceing the road in oper- | ation And I8 e ¥ |ed out duly listed and analyzed, it still re- | T AU nd | both returns for | picnop of the All this Paul Vogelgesang s The men who have trained hot | week's vacation questions asked ; e : i e s ips to fit the brass mouth-pi cians perspire freely, and the pub- » Tear,” and the Drums Roar Like Thunder—-Then No Need to Wonder, Summer’s All There. children around the too Annual band concert time is with| Perhaps the are noisy, utilizing We trombone the blasts of the opportunity to play every loud frog can listen to the and raucous from to marbles. and the grunts of the game leap bass. The bril Perhaps a'piston and the stacatto flourishes | friongs, of the trumpet a la carte. The slipp scales of the B flat clarinet and the shrill calls of its E ant song of the cornet Sonie s phopletimes talk too too not much and loudly, so that their words arc drowned’ out consort. flute little dulcet warblings of the snare drummer. and the startled cries of its Sk when every “perhaps M. T. A. & B. society turn- 300 members for the big C. rally in Hartford last night was congratulated publicly by Rev. Father Shanley and Tierney. brother piceolo. The the big snare thunderous roar of f > b mains that a band concert is always a The more. public brass drum, the clatter of the and the Turkish cymbals huge success. e car-splitting crash drum ar-splittin E public always and no taking a free of charge ev. J. E. Klingberg will spend form | his weel's vacation at Collinsville. Since earliest times it has been the desire to show tion to carrying the resting place in style. this fact in mind, Anderson & An- drews have placed at the disposal of the public the handsomest funeral car ever seen in this section. It was made cspecially to their order and is of great size with wonderful hand |carvings, broadcloth, and silver too hardened [work. It is up-to-date in every re- spect and has many improyvements |in its fittings and furnishings not found in other hearses. city glves freely musi- and the men whose tongues neat contact with the reeds, should | lic accepts freely The biggest i Hill park on any day of the week | be satisfied and content dead to their Walnul Having crowd in last Whether it is being Poct Tin Pan All masterpicce played, or and P is when aggregation of uni- forms, mixed with brass and wood- an ever-present overture, htey do their duty the bandstand, that wind, Then it is tand around with their ear is in people sit and | Writ. And breaks loose tuned when the applause up and their spirits reflecting the they are never mighty to smile. chorus that smites the air. NEW HAVEN RAILROAD PROSPERITY An inkling of the strength of the| In Haven “hold New England was given during evi- | are ing to be terest of a philanthropiets in the in- chitectural art. such cases somebody mus and the architects iolder: railroad’s position in the sack, poor However, it sac may be Hartford dence at Providence, and if Charles possible to E. Bell, formerly an assistant to the director of fric expert preserve little it will fall to pieces of its own ac- the while landmark a railroads, is as longer. Soonor or later much of ‘a tr s one is Ted to believe, shippers hereabauts cord. much to ponder over. S FactsandFancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN have Tor the New Haven enjoys as much nopoly in New Britain as it does in send all communieations to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New | Britaln Herald. and your letter | will be forwarded to New York e of a rail transportation m Providence. It is not likely to treat w Britain better than it does Ah, well; “Pa” can run next time unvindicate the election, Everybody's Pleased with the | Current Fashions in 'Em, Folks! They call 'em “bathing suits,” The well-to-do housewife has an we s advantage. She can afford a better | Insist can opener. reach, | They suit the ones that try the sea, It enly politicians who use money | And those who come to see the would follow its example and talk | beach! | only when leaving. — for | Providence. to | The net operating revenue of the Haven testifled to than was be | all combined, the “Why" 's not hard to other New Eng- although greater land railroads - it possesses only 26 per cent of the rail mileage in this tier of states. That fs doing preity well Great Oak Trees From— Roland: “Dr. Peerless has become aged men put on riding breeches|a very famous surgeon. And he be- _ | to play horse shoes. |gan in a small w too.” more & | Edward: “Yes, and when he first Churchill |cama he e was operating on a | shoestring. the railroad. A resort is a place where middle- | Sk And the information that the New earning Haven railroad is money per mile of line Pennsylvania, New Baltimore & than. either | It everything else fails the York Cep- | Mmight have a good cry. i Mother R Ohio, the | Does a clergyman kill a man? | rallroads, 18| Ap, well; th nations al- he Christian kill off savades to civilize tral or VACATION SENT-T-MEAN' By Molly Anderson Haley three strongest eastern s of any un- | ways them enough to open the e suspecting observer. The difference Haven, the Pennsy, the B. & O., that the between the New Claire, To Her Mother the “Central,” The Card She Sent It's beautiful here at the Beach, ¥ | | | 2 | o’ | |Blue waves, far as the eye can reach, iSuch nice congenial people, too, |Although of course I'm missing s Al i You! | | You never really know a man un- you watch twenty of course, lies in New Haven is and the fact staging a comeback while the other mately lack this er three railroads for necessity. It always takes more fort and earnings to pull a property | il about The Card She Meant It's beautiful here at the Beach I've met one man, a perfect peach, He knows he's popular, vou bet, But maybe I can land him yet! hooch | P |Annabelle to Harold (Whom She | Met on Vacation) | The Card She Sent you know I'm back again in this whirl of dancing mer | o This round of tennis, golf. and tea. They wouldn't think Uncle Sam 'Sometimes I'm lonesome as can be. Shylock now if they hadn't once | The Card She Meant thought him Santa Claus. {To let you know I'm back again, S |Back selling tins at the “Five-and- please everybodyg | Ten,” millennium itself comes, | Remembering how T fooled you, too. will- howl | When I pulled that “social stuff” on has | 4 < | yous | America was made by people who | s his the | qemanded freedom for religion, not | Mary, Who is Summering in towns along the | from it. Country, Writes to a Friend The Card She Sent staying with some friends throughout mer season, know WHY they asked me here—there really is no rea- him dollars, parting with ouf of a hole. the public th railrog av its Spokesmen for told operating Two things the laundry in August. ind | - Friendly nations are those that content merely to vowl at one o ot another. That hard on a and a collar are e drink of often expenses were gh on account of the many syitches the towns and cities close together. are mistaken the testimony Either they have been or Mr. Bell is in error, In face s reported operating the lat road’s net ex- lower than those of any railroad, and | ge haul England You can't When the loss one crowd We Bell side, as rather think Mr s probabilities on the many cities and New Haven trafiic, which volume = produce The reason ther in low lines country the sum- resul oper- keeps on being | I'm | & “debt situation” is because tinhorn | politicians need it pital the ating costs per ton or car. But that particular part of T aont S bl fHecriionli s cept the kindness of their hearts, 1 why they should share with me lovely restful that's cool as it The Card She Meant staying with some country friends throughout the sum- mer season, not guess it when I came, but NOW I know the reason! asked me because help is scarce, and so three times a day a stack of the thrill of pay maintaining high rates whercver carrfer, will New B is the sole availabl theirs, be. particularly interest itain place of can shippers. similar for And as Ford says people know when they are wrong. He should have had our bridge partner night difficult the object of testimony the railrod isprove claim. he railrodd to dispro 2hol Sk truth, the very the tend to butiress| Custom is it | They may be that address the i Spokesman. | has | | would hard to future break, and generations will Mr. rate Nearing this claim The Providence firm — which i president as el and without lumber corporation *only It always seems so inadequate fo the word without a ! hearty adjective that rates over 1he available” N Standards Miriam: “Elsie is growing be a real nice girl, isn’t she | Edith: “Oh yes, but she’ll never !get the divorces her mother got! i —Mrs. G. T, Larson. use gnat front Haven at Prov- ek idence ar derably higher than o to Portsmouth, N. H hic s 3 1 which Still, the Filipino might eventual- further away from the lumber|iy learn to govern himself if he had originating centers, but is served by [an example somewhere 2l Foul Play A Negro was hailed into court. “Explain your case to this court,” gruffly demanded the judge. “Well, gen'mens, it was like dis Mah wife, Mirandy, she buys me a new derby hat an' den she say to me, ‘Rastus, dat hat would shuah look good wif a little feddah stuck in de hat-band.’ o Ah goes out an’ putty soon Ah sces a fine feddah layin’ on de groun’ so Ah stoops an’ picks it up shuah as dis niggah am wash fo' his money gen- not until Ah gits home did {Ah discover dat a chicken was at Central Labor Union met last |ge end ob dat feddah.” night and decided to insist that B New Britain labor be given the P> preference In the work of putting in Learncd Easily the new sewer to Berlin. Courtney: “How far bulldings can-| Conrad Wahrenberger's beautiful lwife got with her driving | dog. Madame Coach, gave birth a| FEdmunds: “Oh, she's well nes week ago to five very beautiful |dirty looks!" tact unless property owners are €0- puppies. Conrad has been very competing ] | Alas! 2 woman with sense enough be an ideal servant has wit enough 1o get a husband to provide ser ants. Arts | - old| Correct this sentence | ry.” said the policeman ask you to move on.” SAVING A LANDMARK IN HARTFORD Institute o that the street, The American : “I'm sor- may be of “but T must the opinion Silag Deane house on Grove Hartford, is “one of the finest ok ight (Protected by Publishe: “fi‘ Syndicate) imples of 18th century ‘lrrhmr-‘ not be demolish- | that probably won't save uiees (¢ yossenca 1= | 25 Vears Ago Today [ ed. But the building toric value. mens, There are other buildings in New | | 4 England, , fine examples of 1Sth The Grubbins, century architecture, which are feeling the mutations of time and for modern bas. your We are likely 1o make way system sooner or later, past keep all our old buildings in- —E. J. Kiefer. marked atten- | Beauty is only skin deep, but we don't see any, deeper, so what's the difference? IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted by Judy) Teacher: “Mr. Spring, I under- stand your wife is clever in the kitchen and took first prize at the food show."” Hand Spring: “Yeh — in the can- opening confest.” Teacher :“Officer, he's in again— ‘officer’ is the word.” Hand Spring: “Some chap with a brain has stolen the jane Who types for me—I thought her SWEfliSH PARTY IS |sen, Leinhardt and Payor; class 3, Millan. Gmw[h 0[ Amerlcafl (}meg receive 15 in every second, fourth Speculation is rife as to the prob- can people in general and charac. |IP& between the members of the But what could T do—1 guess 1 am | |plaved. L. William Vogel s con- Dressel, A. Benson and E. Benson: {class 1, Bassett, Kirkham, Christen. |Murdock, Duncan, Parker, Parsons EA Cooper, Van Oppen, Vogel and V. o Us|Benson: class 5, Meyer, Clifford. Holtman, Gooby, Rackliffe and Me. Struck With Phenomenal .o 1 piavers receive 15 evers {second game in- six; class 3 players and sixth games; class & players re- celve 15 every game but the first, San | Pradotsior, JAug. 5. U rix.]able “Wikne of the Prastaeviy e S bt AASHIEA b ot Ao D Ty mACRE oty Srasee Ao pesl for, me |terizing the growth of the n:xllon'sjlc:':b [Vl be helghtened greatly by citioatan i Indstries: a5 Inhonomans |the tinie tha fivat, ronnd. has ir Tad |aL.” Crown Prince Gustaf Adolph of |P! When he officer a job to be his |SWeden, who accompanied by Prin- |sidered the dark horse. [ |caa T oliloer Balled forPEr T 5 The New Britain Tennis club team has a match scheduled with the —Lee T. Mathes. |ferday, issued a statement giving his | 74¢ ! ] i impressions galned on a month's | Meriden Y. M. C. A. Saturday after- noom, but these men will have ample tour of the country. [T The prince warmly pralsed the D‘;""Q“:‘C'd_‘lz}fl:r fl“‘"'r matches either intellectual life of this country. as SR Monday. something which should be more generally realized by the outside | All But One Incumbent world in order to understand what is I . 9 N s Again Nominated going on within the nation.” He| also voiced his appreciation of the | Charleston, W. Va, Aug. 5 (P — “spirit of friendship manifested by |All of the present members of the everyone.” |national house of representatives Commenting upon the “impres- |from West Virginia with one excep. sions” of the royal pair, the state- [tIon, were renominated in Tuesday's ment said: | state primary. “We have been: struck o| Representatives Bachman, Bow- phenomenal, rapld and continued |man and Wolverton were republican growth of the cities, which certainly [choices in the first, second and third reflects the intense building up still |districts. Representative Strother going on in all directions and we |Was unopposed in the fifth district have noticed the way which you are |for the republican nomination and {attempting to cope with the ensuing | Representative Taylor, democrat, |traffic and building problems and to |sixth district, ran far ahead of the {combine utility with the growing [OPposition candidate. | want to preserve beauty and to| Representative Woodyard was not beautify. a candidate for the republican nom- We have admired the remarkable (ination in the fourth district. The organization of some of vour world [nomination of ex-Representative industries where labor saving and Jame Hughes, ~republican, for efficiency, combined with good qual-|Woodyard's place was indicated with ity seem to hav: attained their ut- | most of the returns counted. Double-decker for boating parties most practical expression. — This | — — |1ho like ‘to " take chances while |strong_arganization ~ssems Lo e Auto Accidents Fatal to canoeing. eved by the best developme ity ; e ey raads and other means of | TW0 Childven in One Day Y ommunication, which I have point- | Watertown, Mass. Auz 5 (Pr— ed out several times Antomobile accidents here prosed Teetch ‘Ware is your little sis- “Then to turn to ancther \\wlA‘OY fatal to o children yesterday. ter Soada, Lollie?” the life of your nation. The high |Aram Apprahamlin, 6, died in St Lollie Popp: “Home in bed act- |standing ,of your seats of learning, |Elizabeth's hospital, Allison Aster |ing patriotic, drinking red, white |y6ur valuable contributions to sei- ["wu struck by a truck operated by and blue medicines.” ntific research, much of which is Michael J. Donovan of South Bos- Teetcher: “Wats rong with deer |nowadays pioneer work. vour mu- jton. Donovan held in $1,000 little Soada. Popp? Use ‘rector.”” |seums and ofher collections, so well |bail on a manslaughter charge. Lollie Popp: provided for and so perfectly orzan- | Robert McDonald, 6, Cambridge, At s Toma Dy f2e0; Four: 1HY and great |died in the Cambridge hospital from Its useliss to ixpect her— interest the public te them— |injuries received when struck by an A ice creme brick ferst made her |all this and many other things prove jautomobile operated by Mildred W. sick, |not only a high educational Mnnld:;;d |Childs of Waltham. ) a pi drops rector.” fand a high level of science. and the | e o ?{‘\i:‘:v‘lnrx’cf)’hillip. £ but also a strong trend to still BITTEN BY MAD DOG (Copyright, 1826, Reproduction w Danbury, Aug. 5 (P—Willlam Forbidden) | Donnelly, manager of the P.&Q. = clothing store, and Charles Milles of the Hawaiian Islands and will not {4 Montgomery street, a newsboy, be treated as royal guests. They |were ordered by James N. Ellfs, {have requésted,that official ~wel-|state deputy commissioner of do- comes and ofier formal functions|mestic animals, to submit to the Qbservation On The Weather |vo cispensca win | e e Washington, Aug. 5.—Forecast | Irables. The dog was owned by for Southern New England: Part- | Donnenty. Iy overcast tonight and Friday; not| k¥ L | Twenty dogs quartered in the | enghborhood of Donnelly’s houss have been quarantined and three | other dogs have been shot recently KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Condncted by Dusty) was ries, arts, higher and better achievements The royal pair will enjoy them- selves as tourists for two weeks in much change in temperature. Fresh east and southeast winds. Forecast for Bastern New York: | Partly cloudy tonight and Friday; | probably showers in central and | | north portions; rising temperature |in extreme south'portion; moderate | [to fresh southeast and south winds. | Conditions: Pressure conditions |are nigher this morning over New Fngland and lower temperatures | with a lower percentage of humidity | P! prevail throughout the north Atlan-|the New Britain Tennis club will be tic states. started this coming Saturday when a handicap singles tournament will be started open to members of the club only. Entries closed vesterday ter off the North Carolina coast|and the drawings for the first event and over the Canadian northwest. |in the tournament were made last ht showers occurred over widely |night resulting in (he final selections scattered districts from the lake [for Saturday's matches: A. Benson region southward to Florida. Tem- [VS- Van flmvvl{: !'arkvf vs. Vogel; ¥ peratures are higher in the central |Benson vs. Clifford: Christensen v Mississippt valley. Parsons; H. Dressel Murdocl Conditions favor for this vicinity | Leinhardt vs. V. Benson, and Kron fair weather with cold nights and |Vs: Holtman. Meyer drew a bye. e AV The winners of these matches will it Ibe pal together for the next | matches next week and the winners lof the second round will meet in the [Powerful penetrating oil is’ the third round. The first round will be [Preparation that will make (®) — A dispatch to La Nacion | joceq Saturday, Sunday and Mon- (painful aching feel so healthy and from Porto Alegre says Bernardolgq,. The second round will be (free from corn and bunion troubles Duggan, Argentine aviator, and his |plaveq Tuesday and Wednesday. The [that yowll be able to go anywhere companions have been found by a|third round matches will be played [and do anything in absolutp fect searching party in the vicinity of | Thursday and Friday and th@ semi- fcomfort. the' bay of Mastardas, about 70 |finals on Saturday and the finals| So marvelously powerful s miles@inorth of Rio Grande Do Sul |Sunday morning. Anyone not follow- [Moone's Emerald Oil that thousands Duggan's plane disappeared be- |ing the schedule, will be defaulted. [have found it gives wond&rful re- tween Ararangua and. Rio Grande| The members of the club enter- [sults in the treatment of dangerous Do Sul Monday. He is flying from |ing the tournament have been handi- |swollen or varicose veing The Fair | New York to Buenos Alres. capped as follows: Scratch, Kron, |Drug Dept. is selling lofs of it. | that had been bitten by the diseased canine, Soft Corns. Money Back Says The Fair Drug Dept. if Moone’s Emer- ald Oil Doesn't Do Away With All Soreness and Pain in 24 Hours Play for President’s Cup in New Britain Tennis Club for the: President's Cup in A trough of low pressure extends| from Michigan southeastward to Oklahoma. Low pressure areas Get a Oil with bottle of Moonets the understanding [it does not put an end to all the pain and soreness and do away with the corn itself your money wiil be promptly returned. Never mind the cause, yow've had it or how preparations you have Emerald that if vs, long other This one your how many tried. DUGGAN AND PLANE SAFE Buenos Aires, Argentina, Aug, 5| ‘THE FAMILY ALBUM—STARTING - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS APTER A WHILE MILDRED ~ MOTHER AND WILFRED EMERGES. (ALS TOHER COME OUT BACKDOCR . TO GO BACK AND HURRY SHOUTS MILDRED'S INTHE THEM UP HOUSE JOCKING TCR THEM PACKS GAR OUT OF 6AR-_ WAIT5 FOR TAMILY TO AGE, DRAWS P AT FRONT DOCR AND HONKS ” DISCOVERS HIS DRIVERS| LICENSE 1S IN THE POCKET OF HIS CTHER SUIT MILDRED CALLS, FROM TRONT TAMILY ASSEMBLES AT AGES TO UNDERSTAND, DOOR SHE CANT FIKD THEM. LAST ON TRONT STOOP . TINDS HE, HAS A KEY, EXPLAINS HE JUST SENT AND ALL SHOUT AT”fiNCE' AND BUNDLES THEM THEM BACK FOR HER,, HAS HE GOT A KEYS AFTIR INTO CAR- THEY'RE IN THERE NOW . SEVERAL REPETITIONS, MAN- s 1 (Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) CLOYA 8-5 \»;ump?s » 4 ‘