New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 24, 1926, Page 6

8- NEW BRIT AIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1926. ( arises the conven- needed for protection The naturally But 1 question has the the grand old New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | erted effort—where [ who most power in | tion or the is party convention of | grand old (Sunday 81 C Excepted) urch Street. Tseued Daily At Herald Bidg., soil-tillers. FRENCH BENEFITS FROM LOW FRANC its Smith's, N. Y Senator From Paul comes { | word, that | farm to fall, Ohio, effect that through the President aid the allowing French wiped out currency SUBSCRIPTION RATES $8.00 & Year $2.00 in favor of but government in is ths. Three M 75c. a Month not He “along sound has of legislation, the | per cent debt. In th ar ation’s internal other | kind farm fellows want. is words, irop © ¢ from in favor of legislation | Xatered at ths Post Office at New [ as Second Class Mall Matter cents and would not of a 20 means lines," irou that bonds cents to | economic jersqof French internal as ad- for “price-fixing d by farmers' th avor crops | vocate ho! gold organizations $1 have ten cents in TELEPHON! Business Office Editorial Rooms something which cost them in {in the wes be added nd party gold. Senator Fess, it must It gain all t the original Taking this into consid- is but is the German story over | is of gra When German government ha the lebts, ne The only profitable advertising medium | ol on books and pres advertisers the mark went down | optimists. th he | to zero the eration there is nothing left a ble when will no “tr in wiping surmise is too optimistic Member of the o Assoclated [ tied to uI news credi redited in this paper ews published therein of internal o that | grand old 1l flasco was the government all we 1y S ! final result of the financial|retain control of the and I no He he rest of us. esident Coolidge has lost in the emerged | that without an “real strength” west. ernal debt to .\;wp.‘ holders of its | 1 lieves exactly what like the is just as cheap to be of, while the German probably Member Audit Bureau of Cinculation The A. B. is a nalional organizatiol which furnishes newspapers d adver tsers with s sgrictly honest analysls of circulation. Qur circulat statistics, are based upon this audit This insures protection sgainst fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both nath qx,al’nnd { tocal advertl es to believe, it bonds were impoverished — such }lik an did not possess real estate Anyway, other property in addition to optimistic in politics as to point chance Paul | with alarm and take a one's bonds or marks, 3ut as to the French bonds it at hel nds listed | losing popularity Smith’s. The grand different respecting bo stock French old s York principal and intere New York why French bonds in New the payable The party organization 1s%tirring filling of continued strength wonder that such re- maining in Washington during the | I hot dog ering what | is going to happen within the Even Secretary Hoover, | The Herald is on sals daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Btreet. exchange things up the party the Presi- Small | on New are wonderfully in | —_— |'quotations | P | York | ward monetary”sit in gold in That's papers with steries on dent's REDUCING THE AGE OF AUTO DRIVERS Connecticut may be having a lit- tle difficulty over the fact it doesn’t drivers until firm unto- statesmen remain lespite the | aition in France; > firmer than that the | is able to pay its in- its currency in fact, they are a litt days are won( al, as it is recognized next | license automobile they are 18 years of age, Massachusetts yields such at 16 years, but that reason why Connecticut should fol- low the lead of Massachusetts. If 16 and 17 autoists trom | Massachusetts cut, arrest them. There formity throughout the the age-limit for automobile tors, and there little that the Mas lenient. Youths of 16 in Massachusetts or tter Franc two years. while b, z N ; having nothing in particular to add descended — | regarding the radio situation, came find ob- ternal obligations as icenses fig descends — or stays is no sound e sier it will be the President | to the the ligations. ea out with a statement was the logical | himself in spite about third terms, money to pay her foreign man written of the r-old get gay in Connecti- no un One sometimes is f@reed to law or presiden- der method madness of in lasting longer won- tial incumbencies the European | than two full terms. The if there is not is the politicians some of states On | oo ernmen trankly do not know where they are their of the G suspicions were as the mark-printing ma- operated breaking point, in permitting or caus opera- ’ | ing doubt too to use a typical political expres- to the currencies to depreciate. rman government, jat, can would prefer see to be They may not say In case | sion, and achusetts law 18 100 ., perhaps well | President refuse a candid for another term. that much in public, but the Wash- evidently | toundea chines were by the gov- ot and ington correspondents truthfully depict the situation they the tepublicans in town would pre- any other state who drive ¢ SSimat 2o the ey set a Breat| . yiymate object kick out of operating them: but ten ‘Lm_“n e Riate chances to one they get little good | Sitch: things are fiard on the’ peo trom so doing. It means that the |\ ) Lo for the governments avorts around the country at | his cATS, M2y o could mot re- when | assert even most stalwart | a | fer fo somebody else glven bay all hours of the day or night; will be quite as irre- 14 they will | at the presidency. the by counted in Novembeg and | chance The will WHAT'S WRONG GEORGIA? title will But do i ections WITH returns of companions sponsible as he is hims be “out for a lark” almost every dgy, and they will be great favorites with girl friends of the same age, There the t that will know whether immediately In this recent ' by time w bank reading Senator Fess was right or whether | he failures said the candidate telling Senator Cummins when be come to mind. tush, tush, this | hing to with banks and | President wouldn't is no other effectually a doubt. method that eneourages mischief. And then, when the lad gets into cannot without culators., such for a third term, was facts Atl shop asg modern s0 the T has s nta re- | Up to the present sident from days. This has given the impression will not do , something more funda- dodge another term if offered, and fond parents favor | Ve trouble, the understang of all wrong “big busine is said to ow it came about “ n how i : the sta more of the quiet man from 24th Iere Company is blame d would I owning east arents ) ! Lea parer K ( mont.” Certain influential thinke (color 1 the themselyes for having permitt 1 hem o I it doughboys) were in however, favor a new heir boys from or operat- their t r western Roosevelt third term candidate and Republican di- out of an ging aban- loned 1 this iron pip 1a armed inzg a Tighteen enough to permit the operation of Some of the fastest drivers car. leadership at least sharply vided. | situation fie 1t Americus, Ga is while my years is quite young 3 AR ! They were not doing It is the the government. over again, with the dif- yard, white abor for g gutamalile. Nearby was a lumber in | ference that Coolidge is not likely irresponsible in : and ‘most irresponsibl which was employed a night | to pick his Taft. 10 p and child brought Connecticut youths of around that age, An bile is too dangerous an instrument re ADVERTISING \\l(ll'l ns AND LITERATURE observer said hman. About m. the or up to 20. An automo- i watchman's wife him food, passing through the Ne- of degtruction to permit young boys 4 he and girls to operate. Th ding tightening than th law, A 150 keen ars that the influence o section town. They were some years | not of situation of the loosening. headline writers have moleste is one ne more than any others in of three idewalk, An hour later the family ed which ir headline | | reins, rather and The mits a person it up a wooden this d age. let a which writer call a in- stead of heading, Connecticut 16 per- was elght feet, ten inches man a “politician’ o i P wide the curb, with his back a “statesman” — In @ On drive a car if a person above of course — and nin Smith, question | to the sidewalk, sat Private sits beside him, is [ having a license tenths of lis readers won't What with dressed in the American He was talking to man going far enough. The hould headline be GEifas another | the diagnosis. the g gonnaly colored who was standing in | Writer says, words that must — fit letters and ed the total of street mecha EXTERMINATING MOSQUITOES Waterbury T Bridgeport arbitrarily by of 1d take notice. For the headlines | yell it unks e i riters 1 impc Kicke road, white nightwatchman feate. Steith into the ex. | limitations, makes all us sit up The take “Get off the sidewalk.” the P the soldier picked at us in short, pithy, sharp | d, “Who's ¢ says Kkicker have the the is another for venturing to e sadfaih A g g0l ¢ and they greatest | ’ 512 wAtTenses ry of readers in world. me h said nothing. ing ma 2y Private St there class of t w whose influence s compare hen t watchman pujled Then the night of the months with those of the headline writers super-pest the o gun and shot the soldier dead on in effectivene althoygh it so hap- different as large industrious mosquito. spot s s in topics publican quotes figur was indicted | pens they T 1 er watchman ight happen This class uses just a type < Iy, charge of murder, but not At the other; even larger type, in | they to 15 d nihilating the more will be and o await trial he trial : ha watchman was acquitted. | fact, and the headings write | have usually are more extensive and ex- nik. ot awn. editorinl: 1sually are more extensive and ex the Tigs already famous, and that in nsive than headlines over th 4} good pa | news mad 3% PEACE-PIPE RESIDENCY in sey class, as you a few years stories. PHE TOWA AND THE ¥ old In have surmised, re- | the advertising the subjects. mosquito memory. well perhaps advertising writers. de sther state fers to The vhat e grand party in Towa has in ! ‘ term | ¢ | which are infested with state convention | boys they literary And they these Kinds of skin bore in things a are were llows New Jersey X of are com- cep as an f r and with em- W attled mple As lorsed with prosaic That subjects inter- New ways of presenting their for | pelled to make ting, thought fortitude and determination Jhasi to say, Smith Connecticut, 3 the emb day after day. angles sad) has yokhart, chosen by new the markably tention cannot the goods The | ver points orn huskers as the senatoria t this is d That repeatedly immins a same mosquito \dorsed in t tirey do it re- enlist They sell nothing. lidates well. they at- dm this is mosq and f ind be doubted ) Kk e. Last money; if some wation Yetrd ons of ad- ded written for possible ainst 1} dorsed; likewise unsigned contribu mitted ® nt pool jsing writers go unhera and properties, or a tax wer tory | u The ads are not ung. against mosquito culture it their literary excel- We would o u com- glory, nor for lines the ably 1t different at Brookhart in most A would although get affected be ¢ ne least the regar how | who foug! Iministration atter element counts conside t main idea is to attract the at- | and | of | it ition of trying to example As tention of the prospective buyer )dy fes, villag . advantage 1t and that towns, « make him se i | patronizing the th advertiser is be- ing done every day the of proficiency ings in the road in tackle themselye i however nu- well the t comes 14 fore could very mosqui ern farm organizations to problem ey through pow-wowing in | under head advertising and sufficient there s and the bill'of particu- | pesky pe around ponds nergy selling 1 ts are born ar ndorsed wax by no | trulsm that the ads ap- b with what ly to the women readers, T'he under stagnant brook in harmony the r stron Such towns. ulsm is built fact; women ads with an Intensity bor- It sounds but married preeding farm boys on A fort by townsmen and suburbanite marsh land plac endorsec are ot the collars 11 were hornets ever | dering on religlous frenzy. | Bet the the | like | £rand old party fqF failing to hand. men. who have plenty of opportun- thelr better haly Anghody concer wer and parts of quite rea s sore as to annihilate mosquitoes would at dministration and a strong statement, bring results. The cost would hu slight — much less than the total | and screens a | ity will over farm relief legislation on to watch daor silver platter, Agree who has not costi of porch | the ads | the seen new bury ing f ful wome regar put ir Alt Jrot life | tising ments, versa the 4 versed the to qu of they any yilal the good very adwr| lific lish G | publicity | avoided when it is sellin who th Th | fellows. and study point in litera found tiona <cucceed | hours and may have memoriz thesa to qu they paper pract | practical we k ad-men prosper. re: six s words eek women turn away from t ri blandishments and rs go- rom one to the other in care- n much of that crutiny, has not n. It is for this reason | | gion, | know to 1 ews writers | hey y their readers are nto the paper. deal and their distribution, their in negessities hough adver- | writers, in quiet mo- They readers of the literature of , are quite literar are tile y, and rule are as well 1 in Freud and H. G. Wells as rs. But they ta what Although lables as a porters. e care not e know in their they could use words without half trying, as a rule refrain from using wing more than two Jles. That shows their wisdom; it dnnot afford to spend something The pro- )0ss money in 't saying body car understand. iters, then, are most aining our sour Anglo-Saxon Eng- and Words derivatives Latin < are carefully a question the look g something to woman has no time to it up ictionary ad boys They made e usually are good study human nature have a sclence of their smell a They evenings reading 1.0 11 they may hey can selling a the mile aw may put r fancy ture with pro- dje- weig 1 quotations; be of | in | send nll communications to Fun Shop Editor, care 0f the New | Britaty Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. | While We're Still On The Subject Of Fggs! It hen's eggs were And ha 1 We'd laugh at These un's good chec the €gEs, teh. why oroi Just Right “I think it lived in Africa.” Ye Go Why Mrs. Newlywed: “Oh, the {Desert would be so nice |baby's sand,ile!” ywed: would " | Sahara for | the WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE! A Bathroom Ballad By Rollo Shepard 1 summer’s here, I do not see |Why T should have to use a tub: It seems a foolish thing to me, 'his idea of an indoor scrub. A swim a day T haven't missed, {And sometimes two, in Jones' Crick, But Pa and Ma, they both insist |on and things; it makes | Now s0ap me sick! | m up at Pete meets ten or so,.. and Bill and | k and and oft we go the dam To Jones' Crick, above their off d point of being able ry hounds during the urus to the uote it ard. But when get down to business with copy and a soft pencil they are ical men who see things in a The more of them like way now the better them. Factsand Fancies Per] coming a lot more Wh n One is to A G It relati They Sty s oms seem on or ho The I who nothi Ea you Wh compl did t Wh tion. and 1 dino! in | spaces | al Cal mean ard there 1 perha Th to le: yearn except odor BY ROUBERT QUILLEX American girl is be- | She's reaching for | used to, | nothing is brok- haps the taller. than she ght laws, en nig alls, level by way butt it a k. to develop a | head | running determine the members. is difficult ve merit of don't to chorus stand still long enough. that that makes her garments i le is vilgue some wn has to have seaf- up times if the the up. o wonders at is hold 1d the hous: g s to workmer board yws aboiit he > more one ouses the less fault can matrimony has at least one n at o is and town good an argument ng else nd expensive and early of the rly to bed dodge most tations get their dry rosy Men states. y shouldn't girls lexions at hat g years in for s men ask mean coopera “T'Hl le hen most what they d you ¢ were men in those days ggs doubtless served nobly iticism there AT o actors. of ham doesn't nd- that man up to a but only maller men. him he ling “big that des of importance, arg many the Turkish Kkind, holder is to get from his nose. tax hasn't operated who don't he smokgs 1ps long farther e nuisance ssen the number of thos n to sell us books we want. Th unari game Risque much la bef A |bods | doctor’s Th very, very notice that you tected by Publist are | win (Pro ¢ early days were ho fought in armor e real heroes c mored footmen, ly against knights tmproved told by haven't just being people. stories They are tter class of village is a place where eve has an uneasy feeling that the knows too much. wife It you chivalrous nobody henpecked s Syndicate) ere's always a way out Qbservation On The Weather the “Advisory, distt sixty north tens| sels and Cent near T ance and toda lowe: duri degri Nort Co for Miss! Sund o land: sibly gt not The iesued 24 night warning Tropical \shington, July her last following storm bureau irbance central seventeen north, a4 moving west in- ves- rd increasing aution east with advised all longitude eighty latitude twenty-five, will probably pass Haiti Saturday.” gives assur- heat wave has passed Jower temperatures of would hold or go slightly most of the country week-end. No 100- were reported Leing ¢ in westw bound eouth er storm outh of burean of nd weather that the that the y r over the temperature the highest I Carolina yoling showe virtually all issippl river ay. oreca ng e rs were forecast tates east of the for Saturday or hern New Generally fair except pos- showers on the south coast rday: Runday prohably showers; much change in temperature. tor Sou Eng- |windows began to melt, n The water's cool and dark and gr And deep enough for any dive, And when I come out I'm as Clea As ¢ 1 kid alive! 111 that satisfy lon't! W n mor does my Ma? 15t @ast ni to Pa v sight! ears, per-time | Rollo! He neck, his < at his hand What HE scrut tough I've his needs s thorough | [1t's That that already no one u had my erst Hdfil tub!! The Limit ‘Fisher was gging out last paint the town red! s; but he only got as Wilson night and Mitch far as his nose auren s. Hamilton. A BULLETIN 'ROM THE NORTH | POLE; Ry Dr Traprock Walter 1. Shop Hotel and Cottages, » North 9065 the silly old here now that r has hit the States. Eve thing is lovely. The FUN SHOP ho- tel nearing completion, though we |y came ne losing the whole works veek ago. The construction -nmwvnr built their last of working- men's igloos too the Aurora Bor 1 th of the igloo ught fire. A north wind | the flames toward the hotel, 50 that the sheet-ic | Fortunately passing the | Pole hot again at 1 to be row near 1 rong lis ar blew zetting close school of whales, vacht landing, spouted aé just the right moment and dowsed the con-| ation. Some luck, I'll say! The natives are now busy gather- sealing wax from the Red Cross Their metlod of harvesting the product is interesting. The seals |caught in steel butterfly mets, e| |nung over a slow fire of tun (arctic moss). The wax melts and ldrips out of their mouths into large lchafing dishes. After being de- waxed the elipped into a cool-off bath soon as good as new a ling ra d are a My rod A et with Sven Axel- | had a narrow escape yesterday. bull-seal broke out of the stened on Sven's upper lp grip of a bull-dog. Seizing | ice-tongs, 1 clampel them together so tightly that I severed | {both the seal's and part of | Sven’s upper. It is healing nicely and was too long an ay, SO0 no harm was done. We are very busy at present get- ting ready for a visit from Gustavus Adolphus, the Crown Prince of Sweden., Gus 15 old friend of |mine and I pldn to give him the time of his life. T will call for him at St. Jol N. I, in my flapper- blimp, the “Floating Kidney,” thence by Traprock Airway to the Fole. Wil write particulars of his visit in my next despatch. lish foreman large and pair of lips an Public sleep, Gentle Sleep! Gordon: “I sure slept like a log last nigh Mrs. Gordon You sounded buzz-saw!" —Mrs. Service Magnate, Yes, you sure did! log up against Frank H. Wassel. IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted By Judy) Teacher: “Couuntess, could you hang dignity on the hickory limb your long {beings who could afford |of golfers from thi: | ronized and we i need |continue—if he reac | pocket | tain, person has to work the rest of the | If he has got to go back to the | wouldn't {ciate {have been —THE 0B On the City and Its People Makes Random Observations What has become of the New Britain municipal golf course? That question is popped at the Observer nearly every day, and the answer is difficult to find. Not many months ago devotees of the Scotch game were confident that w Britain would soon have a course. The prospect was propitious. But they were pointment which has cut deep. ¢Golf is now enjoyed by hundreds. | in contrast with a few when it was a “rich man's game, patronized only by fortunate human the head of belonging to a countr: The demand for a public course is made obvious by the large throngs city who patron- the Goodwin park links at Hart- ford. New Britain is well represented at Hartford vvv\rl naturally, many citizens of the Capitol are heginning to ask why nu: Hardware doesn’t establish a course of its own. There are enough here to justify the city in going he expense of creating a course their benefit. As years would become more and L would to do without iz ¥ t jor pass! pat- wonder how ever mareged it. we A of during the ior been rules heat for for polite behs wave b just edited, and the benefit of th readers of this column are giv- ing a few of the choice bits for their |guidance. We have long felt the for just such volume and coming as it does, in these simmer- ing times, feel that it will welcomed by our readers. Rule 1: Upon meeting an on the street it is good form to smile wanly Hot enough for you?" Tf the survives that the conversation es for it is advisable to retire quickly. If the question is asked of the reader there are several correct use, such “You bet- " you idio we we that it acquaint- considercd nd say may answers in “Gosh shivering. 2: Upon cha. “No I'm Rule quaintance blind t yes.” or meeting an ac in soda fountain, zer, or office it is good form to say, “Too hot to work today, isn't it?” The correct answer should be. and probably will be “Yes.,” Ascer- then, whether or not the other day. off mention the faét |that it wold be nicc to be able to take a swim right then or that a tall glass of lemonade and a maga- zine would be cool and restful, it? The m will appwe- your and they will rest of the it a right away vict suggestions help him to enjoy the day hard at work Rule 3: No conversation is exact- complete without one of the fcipants mentioning the fact that wished he had the other chap's iob. 14 is rather interesting watch the reaction has on mest people believe, who said job looks better than mine.” We might be wrong about that—it might Benchley It is excellent form to get as to just how hot it on the sunny side of These can be popped 1y | part he Ovid, v that “everybody's It was Rule 4: exact reports was at noon Main street *All right, if And now I lead the My barbarous so thrilling H. D. Englander. KINDERGARTEN by Dusty) you are willing!" shingle life- KRAZY (Conducted her: Noah father?” Noah Lott: “Fine—he's driving over to Tootleville to grandmother’s 2nd marriag, Teetch “Wat a good son. gent.! ” Noah Lott » Me diamond ri cried; ‘Its dissapeered! ‘Dat fat guy swallowed it T ) ‘Its indigent with dat brown gerby on!® ” Tee how is your deer old gran his attend mother Now try the lady —Peter G. Coriell. 19. Reproduction Forbidden) (Copyright doomed to disap- | years ago | over- | club. | City | zolf players | 1o | it | be | friend | bis hin | to | this statement | his | “indi- | Its stole! 1ts | 4% | methods shoula ve discarded. 1t 15 slow and costly. The department |should be able to bulld apparatus ‘lhd[ will sprinkle it on streets in {uniform thickness in the same man- ner oil Is now laid. This would save time and money, Yougnever can tell which way the styles are going nowadays. The next ing you know the prevailing mode for women may be bathrobes and |long trousers and we men will be going about in dinner jackets and kilts. We have passed through the |stages of togas, be-ribbanded silken knickers, tri-cornered hats, bell- |bottomed trousers, brown -derbfes, stuffed shoulders, and plus-elghts. There was even a time when the ‘sports” went gallavantin’ around in visorless caps. And now we have re- versed this, for during the past week New Britajn has been overwhelmed with the craze for the capless visor. You know what we mean, the sort f thing tha makes vou look like an \{nvalid, wih blinders for the eyes \vs And a bandage wrapped about your helps a lot in hearing up under the |head: We don’t know what they're strain. Common heat has a habit ‘¢ |called. but a good name might be knocking us out but under the|head-sandals. ndme of humidity it is much easier | Still. if we can have capless visors, to bear. Another soothing remark is, [ Wy not extend the idea? Why not “Well. we haven't got coal bills, | have shogless laces? Very cool in sias b W Henrauorh: | in |summer and, it made of rubber, will Towa heing shot just the other day [Pe quite snappy. The most stylish for saying that and if he can do it so {trousers nox are those that slop can anyone. down the furthest, so why bother Rule 6: Of all the rules, the best | Vith belts? Let us have a beltless is to try all this out on your own |Puckle. Why not coatless sleeves for family ~ before springing it on |those affiicted with sunburn? And haheats ATl g aretand watchless crystals wonld be nice— better a not inflict any they wouldn't be ever telling the ing inj time. presume the flappers are al- wearing stockingless gartera. Some of them certainly would look less ghostly if they used powder- less powder-puffs. Ringless engage- ment diamonds wouldn't be so bad for those who wished to Keep the affair, a sccret. We don't imagine stockingless runs would sell very well, but coatless fur collars should be winners. And we guess bagless indles wouldn't fool the purse- snatchers! Of course, tend to other anomalies fences SER VER—-§ |at the supper table just as the first evening breeze wanders in the win- {dow. Also clip out items such as |“Three Foot Stow Fall in Rockies” {or “Polar Expedition Icebound and Freezing.” Anyone will appreciate any news such as “The paper says warmer for tomorrow.” In fact we {wouldn't be a bit surprised if they | lgave you something for vour in- |formation. Something like a swift pass at vour right or a blunt [instrument wrapped newspaper over th Rt A good rule is to go about with a smile saying *“It's not heat, it's the humidity.” That a in | a They will you 1 wrong We sady | zins just populace ivities the parade” as soon can reach overl the warm days. uniformity as to size, shape or of those taking part but it is interésting to watch them go cated scene of act There i no color b Mama and Sadie for the them the terrible rush for they all emerge And even though the hot, the heach peaches s ade 1 in bathing never daring to g 1t is horrible to think happen to those suits or pink cheeks and let lips if they plunged in. Right over to the west, is a couple enough to know better but they directly in rays of the sun slowly hurning to a crisp. | We to think how they will spend night for have been hurned ourselve Some of the bathing must een rimmaged from trunks of ather's time they are an- and th feminine bathers are Inot the transgressors when it comes {to old styles cither. Wherever some | of the men raked up the suits still and papa and little arrive in their car, all set plunge which will make forget for a few blessed hours heat of %he day. The the bath houses. Soon 1d into the water. Johnnie the might ex- fields and give us such as wireless barbed-wire autoless gas tanks, airplane- less wings, or even soupless noodles, but we r can’t see the sense of it. And RYEEE is a weather is so ill promen- their scanty up and down s the probabla visor, we find looking into source of the capless that it indubitably is an outgrowth of that traditional article of hobo- om, the hatless brim. 25 Years Ago Today H. Spooner of Bull's | K. purchased A. Wi Upson’s residence in Kensington and will soon take up his residence there. He is Mr. Upson's guest at present The running away of a pair of s attached to a farmer's wood on containing several bags of grain was the tting to an exhibi- tion of athletic prowess on Main | street shortly before which is dom. seen outside of a circus. The mules were owned by H. D. Hawley of Plainville, who stumbled in get- ting in on Commercial street and fell between the animals. They ran hanging to the pole for fe, and turned south into Main Mortimer Rhodes, the young . who played polo in England g0, was going into Solomon's store when the nolse attracted kim. He ran out and grabbed one mule while another bystander took hold of the second. The mulgs turned to one side and it looked it Rhodes would be crushed against curh, when he suddenly lifted himself in a mighty leap clear over the animal. The mules stopped, but Hawley stumbled again in getting in d the mules tried to bolt a sec- ond time. He finally drove off, but when he got to High strect he he had forgotten something sur into the water, what might those pretty scar- sit the |and are hate the H } has we 2 rigs have grand tique for mu wag remains a mystery. Stripes, wide and narrow. longitudinal and horizontal everywhere prevalent. A near: would perhaps the v of S0 Jnany the wat running ar hted a | person reccive shock bar- poles out in floating as easily and thin on sinking Jike bricks. Suits filled with too Tuuch people and suits with room for improvements It would be possible to go on in a ending discussion if took little detail the above of a the people, as never we cigar to consideration every the beach parade. But the outstanding features of hours observing at a few days ago. ir are couple shore as of the northwestern sec- | pi are annoyed by the works department aged in oillng wake of gold- sand all Residents tion of the city practice of pub mployes, who are eng: treets, in leaving a en 1d after them, in its place, they say, the for it is not on grassy beween curbs and sidewalks According to complaints, which have been heard, the street depart- ment deposits piles of sand behind |the curb preparatory to distributing it after oil has been sprinkled on the thoroughfares. But, when they de- | is but strips found and had to go back. A resident of the north end told = “About Town Man” a few days ago that he would petition for a re- duction of taxes because the city had not made the impr@vements it | planned. The flag walk on the 1165 Toavs < duris Ahats, of tha | Lor aem nart Of WWASUAEION jalie Y Hehinl no (hAb Tt.ablis fhe | Poine held ip pendan ivegliss Gtats anil creatas &< decigedly un<|iPn ofierads, endihiy man 1l B A o e enmary who | Patient of walting for city improve- D e Wlots. at the |MeNts he wants and is willing to pay enth fosl Hhnt heir whpk fv undoge 100, Whed the oty Taes woes A e ity and respectfully request | (ended northerly a few years ago it the, strest department workers o be | W88 understood that cify improve; ments would follow. This appears to |niore carfeui to remove the sand. Distribution of sand by manual |have been partly forgotten but th lincrease in taxes has not. | part, ind THE FAMILY ALBUM— SOMETHING’S OPEN!” By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ‘LL\/I’ WILHAMS CALLS FOR VCODNESS SAKE SEE WHAT'S BEEN LEFT OPEN UPSTAIRS, THE IN SOMETHING FIERCE ONE DOESN'T CLOSE IT JUST S0 enough to recite ‘harbarous’ Countess Change: “He looked into my ey@ and ‘sighed: RESUMES READING OF PAPER WHILE FAMILY ~ SOMETHING OPEN. MA\ 5CURRIES ROUND UP- MOSQUITOES ARE COMING STAIRS MAYBE [T'5 THE ONE IN ~ WELL ALL HE (AN 5AY { MILDRED'S ROOM. THAT 15 THERE'S NO SENSE HIS BREAKING HIS BA(K APTER BRINGING HAM- TEHT UNLESS YOU SHUT PUTTING SCREENS ON IN THIS FAMILY. HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S SAYS THERE MUST BE WELL 16 WILFRED'S EEN ALRIGHT , HE'S LWAYS OPENING 1T AND TORGETTING TO SHUT IT BE THE STUPFING'S COME OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE BATHROOM SCREEN WIFE CALLS 1S HE SURE HE SHUT SCREEN DOOR QUIETLY SHUTS SCREEN DOOR AND SCRATCHES BITES IN SILENCE THE MOCK MATTRESS IN REST OF EVENING OPEN ht, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)