New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 12, 1926, Page 6

6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY (mued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 61 Church Street. SUBSCRIPTION RATER 35.00 5 Year. $2.00 Three Months 5c. & Month Entered at the Post Office at New Britain as Sscond Class Mall Matter ELEPHON inees Offic toria) Rooms . Avertising L : ation books A room aiways open to advertisers The only profitabie Member of the Aseociated Press. The Aesoclated Prees fa exclusvely titied to uee for re-publicat all new: credited to it o7 not ot credited in this paper wnd aleo news published herein. Member Andit Bureau of Uirculation . B. 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Top Affair ree trunk 1 an the ertair i v privat tion. lin - P TY job at which ption tha ot impossible to get two over same on the first 1 bottom it lls in sucecession “Discovering the North |irunk line the pe ¢ oning is told and then call nber” igh the receiver hung up for a few Globe T 1926, Reproi "erbidden) been have 11 minutes 3 have b 2 force of night operat s ir quate. imsel extunining applicant ile oper periences he has a amateny before. 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The disintegra- The curtain that won't work clim relief at the final ted citizer ake-ups pho subsequ curtain. The applan nd then—the worst of all ¥You know th ngs about you vou were. the world's biggest \ flop, and you never know the play good o1 ulations. to say nice t was any POINTS OUT THAT IT'S 600D STRING AND SOMEBODY'S ALWAYS NEED- ING A PIECE OF STRING ROUND THE HOUSE £XCLAINS DOKT CUT THE STRING ON THAT PACKAGE - HE'LL UN- TE THE KNOT CRIES HURRAH HERE IT COMES, TINDS THAT WAS ONLY THE BE- GINNING AND THE REALLY HARD KNOT STLL REMAINS TAMILY GATHERS AT ZLBOW, ASK~ ING I HE WADN'T BETTER LET THEM TRY IT NOW ANT5 TO KNOW HOW DOTHEY DISCARDS TINESSE AND EXPECT HIM TD ONTIE IT, STAND- GIVES A MIGHTY YANK, IN& AROUND IN Ri$ LIGHT AND BREAKING STRING CHATTERING (Copurights 1928, by The Bell Supicare, Inc GUESSES HE'D BETTER SIT DOWN TO T WIPE MURMURS THE SCISSORS ARE RIGHT HANDY HERE, SHE WOULD LIKE T 6ET THE PACK= ABE OPEN ) ! DECIDES IT I6N'T WORTH SAV~ ING NOW, AND DROPS IT IN WASTE - BASKET