8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, MAY 29, 1926. has not been decided but the chalr- nan says it will be under way soon A speaker at an annual Chamber jof Commerce banquet in New Brit- ain one time stated that the sec- ond boatload of immigrants that touched the shores of Americ i s 1 to cot 1 ) ith t r [ing that the question of a settlement| 311 3 New Britain Herald ° ", - e M e ] "I mally. The benefit ball game at| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY A 1 nor 0 1 T Ectrin AE1A wan eallot a3 Total o0 T AT Blase 6 Bhoren Bireet o : = S B et On the City and Its People : Makes Random Observations 2323833232320 08282522 02 mbers tomorrow after an Bl et ' the water's edge hy the club rooms by Presi Pilgrims who came over fn the May- $38% e Yoat. bras < To kee d The newly formed flower, who claimed that the *coun- .00 Three Months 3 = : e el oame Pl e B R e e 1 o 76c. a Month t r n corps will f sh music for He was ne, big, up-standing |came along ar 2 E v i oming to rowded and SUBSCRIPTION RATE®S L marching. Send all communications to Fup (1220 the Kind a o 1 b S o roud to call her son. He was' Out Montana wa) here to keep A f 5 Chairman Johnston of the subway || Shop Editor, care of the New | ProV L t:the Post Offica At Sew Brits 4 ahout s ot two che: n he t'far The poor owners had t ive 10rs ou Batered A cond Class Mai) Matte - r BearA et ARl dcs a communica-|| Uritain Herald, and your fetter || 200Ut 81X feet two inches in heigh ri poor ow ad tion from the Southern New Eng- | will be forwarded to New York. | iEfied el oy ran e Goriai Rabbi Feldman o and Telephone Co. stating that the ! lemmmse a2 Grandma,—bless her soul—couldn't |Hartford to the Kiwanis club last tests made by the company & ther would be |aloi.s the part in his ha there ought to be an immigration t undesirable for- sunshine at the T but watch the rain through | Wednesday, bears out the same con- Our First-Aid-To-Humor Suggestion ' national bank corner and smiled on while her daughter and |tention—that cach group of peopl TELEPHON® CALLS Business Office ... 328 Editorta) Rooms .... 936 v o nt and appre- Subway is adaptable and 4 £ The tele fone O e bl the world while the world smilec to go—they Knew 'in America seems to feel ltself just is respor Sl opnan e i bid back. His bread, apparently. was r indering crash, a better than those who come The only profitable advertieing mediu £ et : ) eds dounteq, | COMPANY fecls ihat the CONNECNE |\l toeing chocolate to a kid O Bilteceh stk ierees ie|ecinitt Guniting bt thare, th slavii e viie Wistel on anatier Mosilor in City. Circulation books 4 pipes to each hou ild be paid Folks, on tr faicly radiated love of life and !en Grandma looked out, and saw | Yet the success and glory of America : Dhriante g tle t rtment | f ubserik aint e ri sress room miways open to advert! E t f subscribers as is the ¢ y ALWAYS v eir laughter. @ funny black tree out in the field. 'lies in her famous “melting pot” and and gae Along came a young woman with |She knew that the tree wasn't the best of all nations is fused into Member of the Associated Press committee ay a basket of paper poppies which she |before the storm. Quickly the very fibre of American cftizen- The Assoclated Press e exclusively e : . in’s f : g Probably Would S PR e W S R : i titled to the ure for re-publication hl%%ews credited to it or mot otherwi Srodited in thle paper and also Ic news published bere = hen you gion L; was still ther it i Sa 1 \ 1ant When yon sion. ! ] (o loss important, and no less a aledie you going straig “Won't you buy a poppy in- splashing around upon the Intelligence of large increa 1 g P. amist: “Ye Both me wives quired of the red-blooded he-man tree o v dawne o 14y : ity e ere has i told me where I could go straight py?” he inquired in sur- dear old lady,—the bo ) 1 toleration. Although pris had drilled a l:ole \ o tholic, Jewish sember An B e orkaniaen trian " ) MY QUEENS OF THE MA A ; Rl das = famiii ¥ and Protestant teach in their schools The A. B. C. s & natiopal organizatic ) 4 ¢ Q S 0! MAY L an| the answariin ] = e s ama !wh :'\:‘r,"l;’{ e i TROLLEY TRACK REPAIRS L : 2 By Harry L. Bostwick he heamed Grandma sticks around the point that consistent prac Sircolation. Our _circulation _statistics v . < & and gr . . - o year I ren | How indow just craving excitem Tha Taws of the Divina Toilds Sre baaed tpop this sudt. ThIs InEIEE e X the G 2 Svatom ! to, Lelp ropulate R in the long, long ago nich from her friend the lightning. a courteous respect for the protection aga raud in n 4 L nything you want to con- Av time a town in the 'y hose with W dietritution figures to bo 1 a prot f 1ation, may be necessary § f Jesus tomor = Vlne e atd N e e t Wity whom one dif- local sdvertisers. A 21 ONENERCRI O ¥ rs, there are people who feel that ir L 3 follow the ey th s set, sald number t : ¥ out, with f clow g his ri in his lina bought a new motorized fire 1 along th o Gol I G ncid n, mother, kin a penny?” | pock war £ Adam |wagon. A fellow with a load of hav. |paths 1 The Ferald ta em male N = e ound the triangle. If ad ! : anniversary| or, “other. k : " brought ot a was struck by a bolt, The hay i York st Hotaling's New : looked it over car selected a lfire, seared the horses. and Soanre; Bchultr's Newsstands. Bo 3 : npany lights could be suspended from oo 1 dropped Siihalbos s aroilh & fiannE dsaalan t 2nd Street. 5 e ; ! E ) & in lake Grand Central. ¢2n o % poles or overhead wires, as is done the young woman was carry- result. The fire auto chased i no doubt will - |in some cities, too heavy an ex- m ating | To 1 ) goes the | i irting chemicals on it for pense migh I t ghbors are eternally doomed. ernative is more trafic officcrs V. Sel averyone knows, is fo be able to sell |it was a pretty s L memory tur ! v ir a various strategical 1t P may r ke that cu ) e A . 5 it L it eity collector, 5 5 often, how often my mother |tomer feel well pleased certainly ig a the way human 1 the en a similar | on | be unique. A % 2o there Tl Nean g | Eas mane s cnyRibers L doct g | nelon Ml BSTE R T r L3ES =< fatg o Three Americans in last nig ay 1" do t or the other, an easy matter it is es- " ose Britishers,” we rounded by ¥ n 1 Co- T erman St I got =0 T never would miss! sential nevertheless, Personality is a lvem i patriotically to enizen M e £ 3 i Mqv': 2 £ tin i £ e 1 s 1 :;', n‘:\ v 38 we . s firml fixed in the habit but the salesperson should take into |me that '\\ the 35 vmm:1 or drunkenness e 1 T 5 1 my life, consideration the fact that the buyer | States at stake they ought to be able he mind W \ ake t 1 der and gical points in the S St T e sifice marriage, dog nab |has & mind of his or her own and !to win. We've developed won Mexico City, May 23 (P—Tbe well what is needed be- 1 15 ars, and i r its in the Tampico region have achievem n life E advantage with | In Boston there are six at Boylston & i . 10p7 mplo, FactsandFancies “:™ % i i i 1oy L oRRNY T b T do 1 n 1026, of he British B Aguila 01 company deeds of h ERED s as possi- | tropolis are similarly safeguard . T It a customer comes into a store |Tf we can't. 1 don't s« ey who were down, as 't regulation e 8 BY ROBERT QUILLEN T a record, T'll sa asks the saleslady’s help in se- jout good money to go or t ¥ ed "hu ) 1 held for ran- It esk bt THix In gers ot e couts T e i : oast of TWO Queens to her to pick out what she thinks My dear 1 s in hands of out _ + 3 5 ! L May! is the most desirable thing. Take for |od, “did you e play golf a |in other sections of the country wa ze them e must pay because so many of their e exatiole & lAay buving & 1 Sl e Coneia (el der such ! rvi cltizens insist upon moving a N P i i Thoughtless <he sometimes goes into a store No.” we came back snap v nerican embassy heve i still e 16 Degins Wilh | parpes: “Is it a boy or a girl looks around to see if there is t. T've never played golf.” awaiting word as fo the of John G Nurse: “Ti's twins, sir.” 4 del which suits her. If she is| “Well. ther e 1 d crush- |W. Shanklin of Canyen, memory m has great- They should wife's going along.” The beautif fvan 1u ast few wi piper. = = L 4 . AR, ) . o 3 Nl rar e o do evil: byt | Fames: “Iswt that just like a |y ccided as to what style to ingly, “yon not enly don't know Braden of Laredo, Tex., and a min- dead aw 3 5 oo mnch) (animay be Born tofdatewll; bul fscomant“And! she knows ‘wei only o saleslady can ease her |what vou're s but you don't F r 1 Gallagher. row lie mu 5 T i uj : i eilh a three-passenger car! v h by helping in the {even know what you're saying say- th sandits ‘ollag . 1bla : a 3 oy e : —RBanjo Bob. lection. But, on the c n about. Now, I'm considered a holding & oich English dancing m el - . et rtain style, | pre golfer, and let me tell lin K1l hiwr i ¥ Sl A TR Sl £ g X " CONGRESS WAS COMPOSED n color, and it is something {you there’'s more to the game than n i som of and sentir . i m E y ENTIRELY OF WOMEN not out of the ordinary, the sales- |laying the ball on the tee and pick- A RATLROAD TUSSLE It takes six generations g 88l laying the t v . of the scen R RIS (Imagined by Jessie A. Bowerman) 'woman should not try to tell her ing it out of the hole.” t absence of any reports to atress from Idaho, if you [that such a model is out of style| We knew we were in for it. Get a sassy today regarding Shank- railroads indicate th h § 1ov t me have the floor this and such a color. solfer star and-—try nd stop belief prey 1 that he has reports of the g r ar graft to make a gentl ringtime New York Central d v . minute T'll come up there and pull | There is a certain class of women |him! We really couldn’t do anything {not been kil o officlals are e S our hair! I thir anywa up the prevailing modes, |ahout it ex W v 1 f the opinion it the bandits BASEBALT g e . . i % S* I never did like yon after vou told R color suits m best | where, so we listened as If we knew 1 ecarried ont their death threat oLl Araericen eag vhich will be bad news g the Senatress from Texas secret and start out to find something as |what he was saying he news would have reached Mex- Pennsylvania system that Senatress from Oklahoma |near that iden as possible. What a| I remember the first time I play- lico City by this time. notwithsta The Pennsylvania has old me! T think you're horrid!” shock to be told by some enterpris- 'ed off the home course," gan. ling the difficulty of communication. “Madam Speaker, I move that the |ing salesperson that thtat color ang :* up in Canada. T'd never seen | No details have heen recely ain embroidery stitch be abolish- ‘model in no longer in style. Natural- s c e w L here concerning the release York ( 1k it looks hideoas, especially on :tries elsewhcre. t two drives quarters of the-oll company kground of pale " | The majority of the salesy i ¢ ) drive abowt 210 whom they were employed have no “I demand that the cak the stores are r t hink T took a {nformation v from G 1 but ther e 2 ¥ t the n General Arnulfo Gomez, head of un'@owingly ade e the military in the state of Vera s true in other articles besides |hole. On the third T played a beauty - t he may better protect illinery. {over of hill 1 1 property of Mexica How that N s f z 1 r clause | Another condition found to exist as a pond v and foreigners any stores is that when one |couldn t worth a cer Breaee onAltion any sto is that 1 or Ttk hant runs out of a certain r missed that pond a Advices reaching the families of le, everyone seems to do the |t 1 me a 480-ya utt | John W. Shanklin and C. C. Braden, at cute little nd @ prospective customer, for fear that if 1 knocke sho @ ing held bandits in king from one end of Main | hg to the pond I woull cause Mexico, have heartened them. Mrs, been gained as a re- . “T think we should put this issue |st to the other, becomes worn to overflow and start a flood Shanklin, who lives at Canyon City, P ehabiliy Ll Aot hE g i squarely up fo the eople at the fou I got a one on the E exas. has received a message fron election! While T disagree with | A woman naturally does not want |ing the Superintendent MeLane of the sugar Lady from New Jersey. I fecl |to buy a hat or dress or h ked a floater antation on which Shanklin was Central's advertising no doubt ' °1" ¥ 'tha. she is right about the corsets ¥ be, and walking down den 1 1t 1 employed that the kidnapped man m. tral for away from it overnight st as vociferously 1 this question MUST be the st t half 3 of hounds. vag in no da despite the threat settled! Shall we banish joy atu identical mod I wouse on the ninth I deter- of the bandits to kil him. very fireside—at every street |very sarrassing to a wo make a great effort be- Mrs. Braden at Laredo was in- corner? At every co-educational col- |takes special pride in her appear- |f crowd assembled 80 formed by B. F. Yost. the American ge? NO! A thousand times no, ance to meet another woman who prodigious iron shot—right consul at Torreon, that he had re- ladies! Let the government fix the |seemingly does not care how she lover {he crowd and through a win- erived no advices that Mr. Braden skirt level at an inch below the looks, with a hat or coat of a simi- |dow; I und nd they are still pre- was being tortured by bandi: A neet!l” lar model, The woman is angry serving that ball as evidence that a jnessago from Mexico City several tising campaign. It s = E the same, T think you're an |cause the saleswoman tol o golfer can 1l at right angles. days ago said Mr. Yost had received new the contract wit 1 cat! SO THERE!" here were no other models of that ) a dog-leg and I g letter from Braden saying his cap- NEW HAVEN'S EARNINGS t more & Ohio for space i == sort in the store. Tt is only ira t v, losing the tors had hung him Ly the thumbs No Doubt that she will go elsewhere to mak for my club by driving on to Mr. Yost informed Mrs. Braden Prisoner 1846: “I wonde her next purchase. e adjoir rway and hitting that he had dispatched his vice- e warden had for break | our hest player square on the head. consul to Mapimi, Mexico. to nego- & Hartf ot le space for it own norning.” Freaks of 1 n always be | This so rattled me that I aetually tiate with the bandits for the release i ThIG e un AR AR SE (1 aSpecty = Prisoner 2458: told in mixed company when vou |replaced a divot. of Mr. Braden and Jules B. Gal- {and a hamburglar. are sitting in front of the open fire | *Things went from worse fo worst. ‘lagher, the mining engineer who i =0 ¥ : these long spring evenings. For in- | After T had finisl the twelfth they was captured in the state of Lur- a %00 T 8 transportation trad . stance, you can tell the one about |gave r day's pay for digging a ango, May the same day that 0., being forced to re- At outiioiund the bolts which went into Repre- [new san d met Mo Mr. Braden was taken. ries at New York, will honk wl gets the kids sentative Hesser's house In Killing- |on the fourteenth green and wanted | Mrs, B. W. Biggs of Brownaville, worth, raised havoe, turning over an |to sign me as k shot artist. He Texas, i of the opinion that the 2 oil lamp, and s fire to the [had just seen me kill @ bird fI¥ing oil well driller whose name has nots:jbue ill ajso d a man to the ! jureau. With almost uncanny |across the fairway; the S. P. C. A. peen mentioned as Briggs, captured ntal expense, altar, but it takes a sublime friend- | |knowledge of the situation, the bolt |also learncd of it and tried to arrest by bandits in Vera Cruz i8 her hus- - ship to make him say later: “Let's | 3 |went through the roof allowing rain ime, but we later proved the bird Land, Biges s 51 vears old and some feel g | to fall through, thus putting the fire |was trespassing. I sliced into a farm- ' has heen employed in the Mexican . vard 0 often on the fifteenth that oil filelds for several years. Mrs. e Then it lias oft been told about |when the caddy went 1o get the balls Riggs received a letter from him frented Lirara's vdonos| llow whom a bolt picked out [he found a hen setting on them. On ' several days ago. THE PLATTE plane just as it would anybody's. | walloped in his watch, with the {the last last hole I hit an official | Confirmation that John Fdwards, orator fr by oy 5 result that an esp in the head with a club. Tt ®as NOW 'a 70 year old American, was killed the peo And | |7 1 photograph 'n the ¢ s0 dark that when T finally lifted |ceveral davs ago by a posse headed Ok Al ore ton % N into the yecuth's flesh v Wé toward the green, then went and ihy the Mexican chief of police at ~88 £0: 82y have a case of service and romance. pulled a ball from the hole, nobody | Coyotiollo. in Sonora. Mexico, has en Speaking of service there was i could dispute my statement, “That’s [heen received by American Congnl who flung lady, up Winsted way some yea playing 'em into the hole with the |Hamm Nogales, Arizona. Neo de- Dr. Hubert pack who had an eleciric auto. rmashie. tails of the killing have been re- ) f She took it out in a storm day he club officials told me they [ecived. A Nozales newspaper has : 1 a bolt hit it with fhe result that |gidn't want to bother With my SCore |reported Edwards, who was ssioner of | . s 1 never has to it recharged lapnd that it 1 would let them Know ‘employed by a mining company was r bit to . P could go from 10 to 15 miles |when T came again they would hire ishot after thr ning the life of a hour faster thar 'mal- |adding machines for the occasion. 'voung Mexican, Mortally wounded “And then I went into the 19th |ho made his way to his hat, which re tired.” Great Barrington or some place |hole and finished the day in perfect was set on fire by a posse and Dic ted by Publ 7 1 Massachusetts has a young man !gtyle, All afternoon long I had done {hody incinerated. His Mexican wife = who never has to worry about the lpothing except miss ball, and I |escaped. as a correl Iy ot neylvania terminal roads, the New York ; saying it would and gro: ke inroads upon the New lose some passenger Y. | out low sport. TRAFPIC REGULATION interior i i aveLd part in his halr «hanks to a bolt. kept my slate clean when I jubilant- | S h J = 10one evening was out, a holt |y raiged my glass—and missed my [ Foreed Ont hy Hubby, PR mouth!” 2 ¥ ‘. ] 2 The latest in golf runabouts! ST ¢ = e fillclf\oj\\‘ \H;)li‘ Dl“'(’:l"(‘f = qlti-millionaire or magnafe Chairman Poter Pajewski o he tecanse her husband imbibe 06 Observatton selv in that form of liquid which He Had His Number lea hoard of police commissioners was ) lie value @ 1§th amendment says is nefther Johnson: “How's things In your |But it sounds like a landable to me!” 'quick to appreciate o it on The Weat"er line, Kirby?" § —Robert Refchenbaum, |suggestion made by the Observer {wisa nor profitable to drink, an | Kirby: “Very slow just now.” | - - last weel regarding a course of in- | forced her to sleep outdoors at night Johnson: “That's strange! I call- | KRAZY KINDERGARTEN struction in law for policemen. [Mrs. Anna Pilkonis of this city was ed you up on the telephone yester- (Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.) The Observer recommended that |granted a divoree fn superlor courf jay and they told me your line was | Teetcher policemen devote an hour or twe |yesterday. E busy.” “Amos, stop rattling those keys— |every week to a round table discus- | Mrs. Piikonis, whose hushand livcs It in & dollar te & mickel that ar Sidney Howerton, | we know its not money. And jest for |sion of ordinances and Statutes so |in Terryville, testiffed that he wac AVENING NAMES ners will win > s: Pressur mains hig - that T give vou a hard werd. that they might familiarize them- [always drunk and that he forced her rn Canada he ike IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE "m\l»\"' selves with the laws of the city an outdoors at night She was reo = - - ‘ 1 Atlantic states but (Conducted by Maxine) Amos Tard Plaster: state under the instruction of com- |sented by Judge William C 1,‘”41’4( £ i ng slowly from Inke | Teacher UMy sister's wild about a new guy |petent lawyers whose ability 18 [ford. The decree was ‘granted hy ‘ 25 Years Ago T0day { region northward ‘r “Watt!” | lately ':nrm:nw-n] and who would be will- {Judge Tsanc Wolfe, She was grants b Generally fair will pre- | Class: He slicks his hair and comes {o see {ing to devote their time to the task |custody of vall east of the Mississi river | “What Watt? her dally |vithout charge to the city, Chajrman —— Saturday and 1} t 1l re- | Teacher he seems fo think he's Rudolf |Pajewski. within a few days, an- TWO BOYS DROWNED. main generally ¥ | “Watt Nott! ‘Laudable b Valinteeno nounced that a school modeled after | Providence, R. L. May 29 (# states re |word he sings er and pixies the type suggested in this column | Raymond $peliman. 10, of Cranto! graduall Watt Nott ukelele.” «ould be opened. He went so far as [and Alex Szpakewski, 6. of Bla Sunday in the lower the |“I read in the papers whare plenty Doris Lazarus. to confer with Mayer Weld, who [stons, Mass, Tlost thelr | Appalachian regio t (Coprright. 19 Reproduction zave his approval to the idea. The |drowning in separats accidants lantic states, sxcept Florida » hat o guy needs to be Forbidden) time of the epening of the sehool |about the same tima last night ives