New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 28, 1926, Page 8

8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 28 1926. New Britain Herald! HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tausd Dafly (Sundsy Excepted) At Herald Bidg. 61 Cburch Street SUBBCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $3.00 Thres Monthe 6c. & Month. Entered st the Post Office at New Britain as Sscond Class Mail Metter TELEPHONM CALLS Business Office . 928 Editoria) Room 6 The only profitable edvertising med (n the City. Circulation book press room aiways open to advert Member of the Assoclated Press The Associeted Press i exclusive ] titled to the ure for re-publication of il news credited to it or not otherwiee credited in this paper and slso loca newa published herein. Bureao of Circalation Q. 12 » patlovsl organ are based upon thiz & protection against fra distribution figures to be 2] advertisera NEW ENGLAND AIR MAIL It appears that Boston calls for leaving and arrival at Hart and industry 1 in New to con- Hart Janes will ter cor bring in appears to intimate su a day is| not necessary year. 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Shower hours East Penn- Reproduction Forbidden.) tinues in or for this vicinity weather followed HOME CANNING o MILITARY NOTICES the ftresh ber and dep: ion TABLES, office en honorab CLIF COUPON HERE NG EDITOR, Washington Bureau, 1 New Britain 1322 New ¥ . authority military to pass heen granted for se iniza ons of that state ) Connecticut under arms, on - way to Philadelpifa to attend centennial exposition YUH NEEDN'T GIT SO HIGH HAT, DUSTY, JEST CUZ YUH GOT Two At Krazy Kollege 1 by M. F. J.) In Klass | “Miss Early, | blow hard, though I | suppose it's used to it. 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