New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 18, 1926, Page 6

6 NE "W BRITAIN DAILY HERA LD, TUESDAY, MAY 1926. New Britain Herald EERALD PUBLISHING @OMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. §7 Church Street. — SUBBCRIPTION RATES 4300 & Year, $1.00 Three Montha. 15c. & Month. I S tered st the Post Office at New B s @8 Becond Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONR CALLS Business Office .... 92 Editorial Rooms . 928 The only profitable advertlsing med:. {n the City. Circulation book breas room always open to sdvertisers — Member of the Associated Pre The Associated Press s excluelvely titled to the use for re-publicat! all pews credited to it or not otherw oredited fn this paper und also | news published herein. Member Andlt Burean of Circulation The A. B, C. 1s & natloral organizit whic> furnishes newspapers end adve tisers with s strictly honest anal eirculation. Our circulation statiet are based upon this andit. This Ine protection against fraud in newspajc distribution figures to both nationel o local advertisers. The Fersld s om eal York at Hotaling's N Squsre) Schultz’s News: Gracd Central ind 8t e e DISAPPOINTMENT OF “Disappointed N NOME become a phrase to add to t lions in re Thoee Nome's the Norge to tan outpost of civi helped to see the ing the circumst pose New Brita more © cur, who cannot underst visit PO poi welcome an airs} eyes of tl body ir Chamber of the Comm PLACING THE blames tl BLAM No one bank theater bullding waiting until the Com at its p the new interests for permits now asure gets does a s for blar DAN O'NEIL'S O'Neil, DEATH Daniel the ball dead. member wh the New Bri the New E t1 1911 terest and spor Perhaps most declined genial D wide a ny ¢ in operat Taking baseball POLICE COURT HUMANITY membs ized at sinister influenc PENNSYLVANIA PRIMARY that th phia and he small- districts ar result. But as fvided betwe ror Gifford Pinc HALLER VS, PILSUDSRKI SMITH AND POWER FROM ST. LAWRENCE super-power head Em- power resource merits of private Lawrene: there can be DMONT'S AWAKENING Observation On The Weather favor for this and not muck ‘ Factsand Fancies ] BY ROBERT QUILLEN erpopulation is justice a real demand for statis 1e is born every minute. 1ple of the influence of matter: Lip smacking ic gin. the A general strike can’t mon peoy heip th these arid times the thing fed more help. potatoes grow wild ir eyes always have 1is with us yet as becol 25 Years Ago Today - | clare legislature | Britain go ad of t beds in Co., has | 3,000 to rarian reports the city are | { { “DIAMOND DYES" { COLOR THINGS NEW } ) Just Dip to Tint or Boil to Dye coverings — no your the material you or silk, or whether it cotton or mixed goo! vool ces that would mind over as much as a strike | judges need {sn't more pay but L wish to of lost at leest & half a pound. Now make a little speetch telling us how 1 you are to get back, at the 4un'm time using the ckly 1l Adelphia: Or thawt it would make me Some may be heer b But I came becawse T hatter.” —Mrs. C. L. Kastne (Copyright, 1926. Reprodt Forbidden) Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New Britain Herald, and your letter | | will be forwarded to New York. It's Hard On Our Pocketbooks, Folks! 3 do they call this “merry May" | ms that every day do you | Isn't it wo THE our r such a | in good sta how EDITOR SP! scussion met from ¥un Shopr it we cannot but 1 and in- ANSWERED You can get an uestion of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, Britain Herald, Washingtor KOL- | Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, JAR- | Wasl gton, D. ( enclosing two and | cents in stamps for reply. Medlcal, legal and marital advice cannot be siven, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions receive a personal reply. slgned requests ca All le a ng trul AT KRAZY AZY KINDF rtoon, jok w vo| 3 keep | most rollic i ng humor you can create or find— | i it has never been published and | is 100 per cent original i ‘ There is nothing in the fleld of SN ALS BRILATN 0L BiLE ean mirt 10P is and ile some pa been prove Mamln wou u U o0t? “I am afrald of belr my wite.” WATER! WATER!! ¥ o, Boatner | 1t's tu Upo stone and Coole i wound armature in wh | ductors are wound o n iron c ARS JUST KEEP ON BUI INC A MIXED GATHERING Several of the Town's L Citizens Play a Little Poker! (Overheard by Paul G. B Doctor- nute wt fashion Since elopment has been in th ion of improving and of mechani Q. Who c Doctor—T ion! IM Business Man—R ker i mitting De r cont 1 but not : ression is “as s is the lar bill value of t awyer id pot six bits, that ween 25 and 4 [ curio merely From 1tion or whom cyanosi ing—1 surgeon s public heal United Washington, D. C. Q. How did the Island get its nar A ¥ fancied res |in contour to the Island o the Medit ane: Q. What are Be A. An order of mon the rules of St. Benedict | Q. What is the populatior Cuba? What is the proportio It Well Known Songs Were Dlustrated rom a edictin ks follow answer to any | | those con —_— 1 colored? | Q. Do snalls leave their shells? 1 Cuba 1is| A. Snails never leave their shelle 68.1 per cent |entirely until they die. Their bodies cent colored. |are attached to the shells and they mber of the peo- come part y out of them d blood. hen they die they dissolve or dry s to the ¢ in thelr shel Why Q. Is there a race of dwarfs? A. The smallest race of people, ording to statur are the negro a Africa. The nt of these people is four feet. Perhaps the next est of people are the umen, who average seen white an “Charles’ Wain." has b on” t. 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