New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 30, 1926, Page 8

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY fosued Dally (Bunday ®xcepted) At Hersid Bldg. 87 Church Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES 45,00 & Year, $3.00 Three Montha T8¢, & Month Entered at the Post Offe a8 Becond Class Mal TELEPHONK CALL® Business Office ... ¥ Editoria) Rooms ... ¥ t Rew Britain | Matter, arum | The only profitable advertising w fa the City. Clreulation books press room siways open (o advertin Member of the Assoclnted Press. Arnoclated Press In exclusively en 4 to the ure for re-publication «f all news credited to it o' not otherwir cradited this paper und also loce news published bereln, Member Andit Barean of Clreulation Ihe A. B, C. oval o1gADI whict furniehes ue ere and adver sors with @ strictly honeet analyelr ¢l cliculation. Our circulation statietior based upon this audit. This ineurce | rotection agalust fraul 1n nawepaper | #tribution figures to both oational and local advertieern, The ferald dally o New | Tork &t Hu Newsetand, Timer Bquare; Bchultz's Newsstands, Entiance | Graod Central, 4Ind Btreet. CHANGES IN WIRING AND PIRES New Britain recently attained o place up near the front of clties | of lta class having a minimum of fires. Not satisfied with conditions as they are it appears that the fire inderwriters have ordered 2,000 changes in electric wiring in the clty. It appears from the record of | fires in this city that the record could scarcely be improved, irre- spective of any “improved wiring" | that might be done. The city has reason to be proud of its fire-pre- vention record, - irr of what the insurance people think of the And spite of our fine record there is no reduction in hut go higher, | wiring wiring. b a threat to cw ideas in improved may have popped up within recent | years, but this city, with its not ention record, is a poor R blo fire-prey place in which to get excited over |* | between High and Cedar streets on | the north side and South High and wiring. The inspection and the orders be considered in the nature of a criti of the for changes result must cism of clectrical inspection meih- NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, APRIL 80, 1926, Ith a concrete base and an amie- top, is works department has been allowed regrettable that the public nly $67,000 for permanent pave- ment work this year, as there is no doubt the West Main street job that requires at- much more than tention. The latter will cost in the nelghborhicod of $40,000 alone, leaving only 000 for other work. The West Main street plan contemplates paving between Cedar and Russell streets and Grove Hill and Liberty stre between scheme of widen- the by former grandioss Ing portions of street in- fringing upon portions of the side- | alks, rows of the trees along some eliminating blocks, happily seems to have been thrown into the discard, This scheme, which gained the approval of the board of public works only last contemplated the widening the park entrance on the south side, and went to the board of compensation and assessment for distinctive | | | Any commission to regulate radio | @ {Have I forgot a date! should be one nominated by n,ng“‘“‘l yousdeaerve; | —Richard M. Levy | President and confirmed by the | There's only one kind of man: the | At e Gl (RETIY i e Vi g ARG OURLER O8] o s s te et | bers identified with both parties — | {redom. The rest are worms, | ’ ; three of the majority and two of | the minority, as the DIll and Borah bills stipulate. No administration — nelther the | | | present nor any future adminisf o hi tion — should be permitted to con- trol a radio is oftentimes hoard. bad necessary; but political | ! Bureaucratic control enough, although | Dbureaucratic control is quite sub- versive of American ideals | ernment. of gov- \ A COMPARISOY The New York Cent now owns 90 per cent tal which of the capi- stock of the Michig: afliliated the an Central, roads, remaining one of its now 10 $1,000 a share. wants to buy per cent stock at The regular price was quoted re- cently at §850 a share, The Michigan Central is Tts great Iroad, nd equipment, facilities are unexecl PAVING WEST MAIN A POLITICAL SNAG IN SHOULD BE PUSHED RADIO CONTROL F t ‘IF One ot the lust conferences o | There must be reguiation ot e | 4 ACIS ANAL'ANCICS moment between Frank L. Conlon, |radio broadcasting industry, but BY ROBERT QUILLEN until a few days ago chalrman ur’.-m.z must be exercised that such Seor—— | the board of publie works, and [ resulation 1s not of a political na-| Men are queer. Even good look- ;,\I.Ht'r Weld had reference to the | ture, Backing for the White bill in |Ing men y n for a ‘“career.” roposed repaving of West Main | Congress, which has already passed e i st et 2O . fivas Breney The hard part of making good s street, the chiet str FIEC the llouse, 1s slowing up In the | iyat'sou must do It over every day, {ment job on the list for this year. | Senate because of the clalms belng | Aty The fact that Mr. Conlon hassince imade the bill would yleld a speeies | Still, it shows some acumen if a Ry . severed his conneetion 1 o cal o . .. | boy can work dad through college. tnid all communlcations to Fun 1 ,,“ conneetion with th !(»f political control of this lmpor sty [ Bhop Editor, care of the Nl.-w‘ publie works hoard should not In|tant function in the administration. Sox stuff odder for those whose || Britain Herald, and your letter | the least deter or delay the rA_\'j The TInterstate Commerco com- |interests are very similar to those || Wil be forwarded to New York. rom following the plan to make | mittee was expected to reject the |of cattle, . | | ! the improvement, proposal of President Coolidge to Frenenita SR Let's Watch For The Funny Becs, West Main street has become one | permit control of radio broadeast- |'Jn:'m ‘\i‘)’;":’"{("”:““"h,:"m sl Folkst | of the most heavily traveled thor- | ing to remain In tho hands of Her- | youns wite Now that the honey bees appear | SUght n the city. Th YOUTE e Among the Springtide flowers, | oughfares in the city. The old wood | bert Hoover, as proposed in {h LA —en {Would funny bees might also cheer | blocks have sagged and | White bill. It was bocause of this | There's nothing else "“Y”‘i’f‘ 49| These blooming hearts of ours! | unfavorable criticlsm has | that the DI bill for an independ- | ©F ‘“I":'I"”.'Jf"'l]”“"" DRsRH A0 | { name him Tedd ulted by the army of motorists | ent commission was passed instead. AT s Not So Deep-Seated using the street. Mayor Weld | Senators fear the extensive "hook m;‘;“‘n: . 'They say rouge causes fu- ¢ & B etV e ot 2 Sl ) S S5 o SR, wvors an early r 1‘.1\1”, of the lup” of the American Telephone Paul: “I don't think it's so bad as | strect and reallzes the need for and Telegraph company and are | that; but it does leave a bad tastc haste. In truth, there scarcely can {alarmed at fthe frequency with | |In the mouth." be too much speed oxe 10| which Messrs. Coolidge and Hoover | —The Bobbed-Halr Bandit sult the traveling public, used this “hook up.” It is not re -: WHEN BLACK IS READ According to the pre nt plans, | markable under the clreumstances | Yet just a little while ago knees - Superintendent Thomas Kearney of [that the adminlstration favors el ; i The Vagarics of Memory | L | were classified as prayer bones in- A Il v 1 1 the hoard of works will oversee the | control over such an extensive | sicad of scenery. 1{“ ane "'“"“,“';“ ll"' ik work. Altlough at first it was | publicity vehicle. Attempts by {he | e ILgRdatosilglind gaghore ) ) I R en and every. |50 far as I know, Caesar died planned to construct a pavement | President to control the Shipping || 1 i) 2 ‘r”"c'h:m'; t'h:, shoos on 1N clghteen sixty-four, [similar to that placed on Hariford | board, Tarift commission and Fed- | o0 Never changes the | ; a horse that'is winning rac eurrent his cel avenue last year, the latest report |eral Trade commission can be | o Hu‘! eurrent history T like! I8 10 the effect that it Wil be one | borne in mind with profit Lady, dear, It's casy to get a hus- || find the subject grea band if you can be satisfied with the A country is safe so long as citl- zens, despite their sometime croolk- i iness, score a crooked Judge. He dosen’t kid hh 1d nine time in ten you can trust m, if he uscs the good honest word weat,"” The beginning of all wisdom is the alization that your are a fool; the d of growth, the belief that you smart, feminine ultimate | | doubtless will be a bow of ribbon on | th 2 The e ash t No man is a whole man until he s used all the facultics, appetites 1f, or pose, | touch | ature gave him for | {And never yet, with any girl, To study musty knowledge | {And browse through all the books upon the shelves, When T can raise the dickens At home here with the chickens IWho are an education in them- | selyes? | —Lewis C. Fil A Fundamental Principle Houses, houses everywhere Il over our great land, Some people build 'em on a rock [Some build ‘em on the sand. [ Some build ‘em low, Some build ‘em tall, Some build 'em large, Some build 'em small; But whether built of brick or stone | Or made with wooden frame, [The smoke goes up the chimney Just the same! Waldemann, | | —.V. B. Ingle Clever Girl Murlel: “How do you make the | |men believe you can read their | {minds?" | 1san: “When they ask me what | {they are thinking of T always blush.” | | ML ML Farber | THE GREATEST COAT Wize, Hmith & do. /~NE. HARTFORD SALE OF THE SEASON PL on. Coats that you will be for sports, in fact for | every GROUP 1 NEW SPRING COATS were made to g -‘51?'98_“ AN $ 1298 GROUP II NEW SPRING COATS were retail up to $25.00 at G0k GR made to | $15.98 Smart spring coats in all the size ranges. Tailored, fur trimmed models for every proud to wear for shopping, walking, motoring, for formal oceasion when one uses a coat. TS The new spring coat you want at the price vou are willing to pay. GROUP V NEW SPRING COATS were retail up to $42.50 made to " $29.00 GROUP VI NEW SPRING COATS were made to retail up to $49.00 ods up to the present. If so much \m., al of beneflts and damasges: | jorming) in Deirolt 18 ore of iy e ot x-fll‘i' was hot, but sh: cl 1 ; o OUP III . GROUP VII wiring has been put in contrary to | Mavor Weld will do well to step in | gt in (ne nation, and its tunnel private factories, having at last sacri- = | T\EW SPRING COATS were made to | NEW SPRING COATS were made to the national standards, why was it |if necessary and stop such unneces- | yyder (he Dotroit river is ¢ ficed its sacred prineiples to coMMON | wpp; KEEPER OF THE BEE" | rvetail up to $29.00 | retail up to $65.00 ever allowed to b put in that way? [$UV sacrilege of the thoroughfare. | or (1o ponnsylvania tunn | sen: | (Heard at mlu lmlgnnu !(;m\». A ¢ R N e, 49.00 WCUERERE Cop el | 1t scems nearly ridiculous that | . iy, e e | S ermt ) i By Roland Shanefeld i i | ER TRAFFIC {in a city with a tax income of $2.- | he Hudson. It las elways been| Boobs are thos ,!\\lm ‘Inn\:rlm um “Did 1 ever tell you about my pet | GROUP IV GROUP VIIL CENTER TRAFF (it HE ixinconieRotis 2 S I mana e dlant been the |fame of a critie who makes himself [0 oo | NEW SPRING o | mr ) 508,355.6 at only $67 i i ) NEW SPRING COATS wer | N S TS wer What would conditions be today L R T R B e S T e Ll figel o0 great by confining his “““*‘v‘”’r “Your what?* i 1'e1:'zi1 up to $39.00 B wete made fto | f}“l 'PFI‘:S' COATS were made to at the Center had the plan of one. AVallalle for new permanent pav-| gpice wag driven, 1t has splondla | 1o boobs. | “Anout \loum—»!)n,\' pet bee? nr,‘. A P 10 $39. 25 00' Zli all up to $79.00 AR 3 X T e Lxtensive work on South Main | ki SRR i | R iwas the best pal that a man ever EhB G SH b6 e o o0 e at .. oo . paysiae inotenialon g el e o nianrncel croma e VA LU R o Smae D p ton eh In kB lo e R e M et T e i oe ey i eral years ago? On a Saturday two "% 0 it g o L) g and small, and has alw again. Better not. He might Wity |ijmo 1 think of him. Yes, sir, ”ml"-—“ T e south, and on Hartford avenue and | yeen at great palns 1o beautify [and the enormons advertising vatue [y 7€ "\ KT @0 R BT ST 4 “'i ————-—————‘—______“fi“ 7 5 cafiic North street, the maln entr: | . | ecrful failure would be gone, Clairh sed to sle der y v P point at the Center and the {raffic s \\‘1 n : "” | them with ¥ driveways and an ‘m cheerful fa S & ‘r: / p‘ill)n!\\ {‘(:‘Ixx.l ‘1]‘1“:‘,_. ‘,,lolv)ql‘qn l“f“m liked Birmingham up alive! T would lll;:h' to have him corres- [ If you can give me any assistance Jam was consldened {srrifie, Today (! t e likewisoisBneces UG RGO S e e G ! Norg — pond with me as I have some very |it will be greatly appreciated, a7 1 fven | SaTY. ; - Correct this sentence: “DAUERter g )4rmy clock, because he would erawl | KRAZY KINDERGARTEN important husiness to talk over with o - 11457 cars a day e givin [operaling large greenhovscs {Iwill! soon! et homie from “eollege TR G Sy e e (lug < S point. Without the one-way " NTELLL ’l\,\”;m ND opy | Niles Mieh. for this purpose. said the mother, “and she'll be 8 |gicloek every morning. In the day- |reetener ; v L W. B. VAUGHN, NTELLIGE V. I Fe P, 1 " i | L 1 {Esvanidybaiellis Auo SRR i RIRRID he ult | We mention these things by wey | Steat help around the house he would ride around in my | \yile Gertrude Junfor fs busy | Connecticut, i . - ly | of comparison. We wish a railrond | I e N [Bockebiesceptiatimy al tim |tcoiching the char ston fo tho n LN ac AN T e rotected by she r med 7 tive of South Carolina by wireless XEW . ;. ¥ abers at enrrent, bellefs, | 1o the Michigan Ceniral were [ Syndicate). ’ “Yes, when T'd go into a restau-|sipnose Amelia plays ‘dfary’ on 2 THE YEW BRIDGE RULES THE PUBLIC AT WORK e Rt | ting ugh New Briain, | : [rant 10 whistle, and he'd come out |ittla aecordian.” | The new rules for Awtlon Bridge which have just goms into Wiho increased the value of that 1 b ! . i ! h the stations in this city | 25 —the little rascal!l T'd order a|yjep ket: as revised Iy W York ° club, liave changed i ; ) : i, op i know-hetter”] e ; ! o piece of bread and butter and Alon- [«p'm so erazy ‘hout ; i \ige acton B il eloaat isiot ChIche Rotats and at Berlin would be worthy the | Y rs A 0 Toda |pi I'm 50 crazy 'bout my Larry s o : s rea ; Main v plot which 1 for 1d 1 been found out ity I | ea S y 70 would go fo work on it a1k It T write 4t in my dai gl \”’)‘(I.H‘l : bn';.hf ‘»‘-’u’v’v-‘x:;‘ Y)))flr“PM‘WJI::“L«YW{:‘H“rshvuv\l::”wwfl St Wy d meref about honey! No bee could make ipqiny goes, the cats canary, 1 1 you want to fmprovs your game, flll out the coupon below sed "5 years ago? Was it the sophomoric s - i . |honey as delicious as Alonzo!™ Hestny cosdhart anot - tantoonen | lrectots ‘ us i N phomori ists with the o) best age for women to| The Turner society celebrated the |"5ie oy oF0S o | s e el or the public? Buy land in achoies | qon, . I SR s, | D i e st il R LT S AL > Ry | ——— e e e 1 marry is between 21 and 27 years, A N DtloRiny it Tor | ADh! The flowers of summer e i | T e oL AL ! Lewis Wrote gacyares edtioalor i Bu i Ry L ssliesan el v LI OT parted! Came winter and hard . - l T e e Bible: il vk : e loclares an educalon, Bub what m oo Saanee G mirnor h””Ame for! poor Alonzo!, The fime 1 LO:\E\I[M\ICATED | BRIT r”»r\mr-wv 7v<\rv _X“Jrr'n:.y, New Britain Herald A & i difference does that make if all the jast cvening. It was announced that | - hen he could make no more | 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. But on who themselves villitied | 4y aijabla i iehas \rles Kuper had been made an “)‘”” v e o T Gt Bl - i T want a copy of the bulletin HOWTO PLAY BRIDGE and enclose here- Inito h to live it down. They orary member becanse of his | (008 B0 0 SRR TIRS T 1| MAROLD WRIGHT SOUGHT | with five cents In loose, uncanceled U, §. postage stamps or coin ml o b made little ay until recent- : 1 work n aiding the society's theatri- |1 B0 e, BESERIE B i, | 123 Kensington Ave, | same: ! i sans o ik of Lewis and his ; cals. The Germanla orchestra furn- iy ¢ wag of no use. He would | \‘”'““'\"I_.]I' o ‘ A oS e e e s sssuehery : e : ; ; i el nes Out pOPRINg jshed wmusic and Prof. Laskowski o up into a little hall in my pock- | 2 o Apri B I J U8 Mtreflon S thosdsione, Moy stion? Let 1 do the | prompted. The pr officers of I “and wouldn't come out. Then "‘“'nr.xw Britain Herald CITE L, A e r e b e ans e eatne ] o3 bedSindja=ili st g o the lers ara as follows: Presi= [oh oy o Sl s Ceed . from | 2ear Sir: | \FTERMATIS iftering i dent, Grorge Froeba; vice-president, {{yic vate or toar mow that| Could it he possible for you fo lo- LN O B oG < ooman o o l Ho 1d a N i Oscar Ruether; secording secretary, | g V5% 00 0Cem il ctingor, | o |Cale @ person by the name of Harold | ( y Louis Lehr; financial secretary, Paul | ioc ™ \ell, a bandit tried to sticl Wright who at one time and as 1 — J— —— — — — — — : g ried to show up ’ s e nanbal ' believe, lves in New Britain, Conn. recital did n f 3 servation Stoeckel; treasurer, Adolph Greulich. ey and Alonzo rushed out, and g e — Y & I bers 5 cents a month |1 jave to ory when 1 think of it— i 0 Tll ’ th for ducs stung him on the eye. He had given | ) ot 5o of confempla 0 n e "’E’GA er Britain councll, Royal Ar-|p:"liitle lite for his friendt™ SIS canum, ohserved ladies' night S : e oo s A e L | SNAPSHOTS OF A BABY WAKING IN THE NIGHT - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ot to take the Intelligent- W were G. B, Ashley, I. 8. Chani | — | r = — - = — ] ! i any me S loudy 'lain, W. L. aHteh, M. . Hart, | : 3 ) \ nd a r TEDt Jight . J. Porter. George H. Dyson was 1 J c entertainment committee | o S committee on cities and bor- | : ! SARRHOL MO TEY to ¢ heard the petition of the ¢ | \ 7 ) LR \ L1 busf 101t L« municipal gas plant yestérday. | ) ! in tt or the New Britain Gas Co. opposed 8 I > ) i o ynoal 1o Ior York mensure and was represented by | Yo /s n 7y \ Clon ©in- Judge Walsh and Senator Sloper. — [\ ° \ 1 HoTkAs b " "‘”‘ "']”‘ ""’l"' " K“(nlti L"";" | WONDERS 15 THERE ANYTHING JUST THE SAVIE HE'D SORT 0P 1 f possiiily did not want to be burdened | To CRY AB(‘UT. T‘k‘f DOE NT L.':E TO SEE 415 MOTHER, HE'D i ng to n \ the further expense of a gas TEEL HUNGRY OR THIRSTY OR BETTER CALLHER IN ; \ lant. The hearing was closed ) HOT OR ANYTHING f > son of Mr. and Mrs. | ( ) Tark ! n was nearly Killed | v in c morning when struck under the Atlant 1 cart by bicyelist scorcher at East i thi ing. Main and Eim streets. The evelist, £ T low the many more of his class, did not | o b ! castward to stop but kept right on. His name fs | Tk ) ¥ 1 il s of not kng The victin carried | ° o 4 : the Southern into €. M. Oquist's .tore and reviv- | 2 - 0 nd 1 / ~ o 4 A 1 [ [ < 1 por={ i " o o answer from the shops re- | —— RN 3 LISTENS TO SEE WHETHER 675 SIDETRA 6 : ) el ; 3 e datmantions nins Strongheart the Pup | GLEC™Y IO GET OUT MORE THAT DID THE TRICK ABOUT THE BI6 BLACK DOG ' 5 . hour day commencir fany 2 he it | THAN A WHIMPER THAT CAME UP AND LKKED s ¥ Uy St i o e Here Speaks Wisdom HIS TACE VESTERDAY ) Nn . HonEveeC Lo Father (to lovesick son): “You'd ) machinists now living better get a man's Job hefore you try S v C not join the union until May¥ 1o support a wife.” 2 X\l o 1 2 Son: “I'll have one, Dad. I'm go- | ! . \ 1y A & 1o make her happy.” ’ ston - Die Aft |Standard Oil Boosts Its Ernest ( £ bl " O (v p | Prices of Gas and Kerosene | 1x krass ¥ SEAUE ST eing Kicked by Girl |~ (v April 30 (P—Gasoline | (Conducted by M. | favors J I noj 1 EoTE A prices were advanced 1% cents a |Teacher: s : ¥ A In & gailon today by the Standard Ol Co. | “Nature has certainly been won- i Biristc ~ Vi the of Now Jersey and North and South |derful to your, Olive. You're looking ° ] o 1 ght. ¢ T 1 1 cent a gallon else- | ectly lovely ! Suppose you HOWL TURNS INTO A YAWN "» i g o r rri ‘;V_\ l' Y]“"ly»:”l\”':::"';'l' & mouth around “\DT[I\D .\PV, SHE HADPA 4 v T |'s : NRE OF! I ¥ 1 1ittle he ina fa ; 10tive Complexior DROPS 0 k 1 Catal s A A2 a |Burned the school away he run Although the brat was only five,