New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 28, 1926, Page 6

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Th York st 8qua Grand S ———— INTERCOLLEGIATE SPORTS Excessive attention to intercol leglate gports is again being erit- icised by the assoclation of univer- sity professors. I1f the universities nstituti of learning why so much are to be the professors say, sport? There 18 nothing new about the complaint, and nothing new in the a er. The professors know the answer but they gumshoe around it in order not to {rritate the college presidents, directors and the alumni. The in it When a host of colleges are will- ing to pay thelr considerably more of the professors and when “the gate football game runs into dreds of thousands, it does not re- answer is: There is money football coaches salaries than any can command, t a first class the hun- quire a college education to deter- mine why there is such a ballyhoo about sport in the colleges. Tale takes in between six and seven hundred thousand dollars in receipts every year; and d ticket football next year, with price the income will be more than an inc ever, prohably approaching a mil- lion dollars. There was a Er¢ about at furore Red Grange, decided some cashing in himself instead of who to do permitting the University of 1llinof 1d keep all of the Grange, him But Red applicd to himsel to exploit winnings as we it, the system of making money out o merely te sys- sport which the intercolleg tem has been re g for universities, OUTLAWING DAYLIGHT TIME Farm George Grilley of East Waterbury mber of the Peopl Washingtor Legislative Serviee tleman, wri Republican Connecti ing; nd mak min. Brother nsu Conneetic retur n sate dally t New OUR EXPANDING SCHOOL SYSTEM More land, more hools, more | puplls in pr and while we are at it, the best type of bullding | with the ments, regardless of cost - New Dritain's ‘he plan to purchase three of a fourth from ment, in prep struction of four modern arrange thig school most | the polley of committee. tracts land and transfer the charity depart- tlon for the con additional build 9, indlcates the educational d in this city. the ing tre for. The question be- house politic: Is all this not? the with y or is it the does not line would big or, event proposal meot runs a in the news story; which friendly oppo Whether suc) opposition will actually develop se- wiil b chool eommittee su mome sitlon 1s antlcipated riously learned shortly That the 1s con- ntiov endeavoring to meet the full requirements of the city's that the the past experienced, ean future, so overcrowded conditions of may not again be be ac- cepted for granted, Our plenty of gchools and it cost money, They the item in the clvle ex- costs for 1926 wiil this out of a total expenditure of $2,803,305.68 the In other words, 460 1-2 per cent of the city's expendl- to upkeep of th are most costly si penditure, T $1 civie for year, ture goes the schools, The increase over 1925 —— or the fiscal of marked, The school budget for that the million r before The increase 1926 apparently is the year that time — was fiseal vear flirted with dollar mark, while the it was below $900,000 in costs in largest in the city's school history. | This means that the percentage of being devoted to the con- district advanced over the past money solidated school has con- the estimated costs buildings seem to chan January the addition was to cost the in of new constantly. Last Nathan Hale $200,000, but assrooms in estimate is e to the intende now due building i last schiool the two more ¢ than was originally the was to cost January Clinton street but with $200,000, b estimate 1s $175,000, classrooms less; last January Vance school, Shutt Meadow but it figures arc the the committee is strect at enue, was to cost the only, 000, now intention have cost $180,000. These from newspaper re They intention to the ports would indicatc of of time, that the school he economical difference the snncetion with the between carlier and present est ol The difference, by the way mate in c t heing would yield considerable money fc land 15 in the purchas I'rom all of the nee of this it can that the school intentions are onstant state of flux, although the main intentions regarding the num of new buildings desired r main the same, This would sugge that there still remains room for 1ssion and more fluidity in the would ar from {he s apne 1he school committer of land ned to think It the school few years it 18 more land will be hool CONGRESS ON SLOW SCHEDUL Congress having achleved noth- ing of Importance at this session the tax reduction bill and the World Court protocol, its mem- little alarmed over the except bers are a | possibility of adjournment without acting upon certain other import- ant matters upon which action was expected, Whether the World Court proto- col {s to be regarded as an achleve- ment depends upon the point of view; in view of the fact that some senators are now fearful of publle opinfon In thelr balllwicks, due to the unexpected opposition aroused by the Rorah and Reed clans, a measure of doubt has stricken the But what is {s finished, reason the ner- and more will be the effects congressional mind done vous senators, known abhout next November, The business delay smoking a clgaret factory 1s a fafr description of the political Congress- man Tincher of Kansas is author of the farm credit plan which would $100,000,000 for loans unfinished relief, is like amite most fmportant is feultural to say and neglect in a dy consequences. appropriate to farmers' co-operative assocla- This is administration sponsored by Secretary Congressman Haugen of the bill which $376,000,000 to tlons, the measure Jardine. Towa would appropriate s author of | stabilize agricultural prices. So far | the bills have gone no further than from committce consideration to the floor of the House; how they could gain adequate consideration in the House and Scnate before adjourn- ment 1s hard to fathom. It appears and | FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN The moat successful middle age. reformer is That medicinal beer makes a nice beverage it you chew it slowly, “A lawn mower that will stand hard usage."—advt. Ask the man who loans one. | ‘The best philanthropy for the fine ifll\l American stock would be to en- |dow a high chalr. Happy marria A unlon where- in one is content and the slgned. Adversity will develop what you've got In you, but it can't give man- hood to a born whiner, | B, elr, 1t wasn't the beribhoncd Ipigtall you loved, but the freckled little girl who wore it. God glve us men—men whose de- gree of humidity will not vary in public or private. Two-party system: The arrange, {ment by which one organized group |is kept mad at Wall Street, | Things work out rather well |Those who have less need spend I |to reduce fat, Short and sad car jflnslng soclal climber show off, show down. The real point {s not that the {zood die young, but that the young lie good. | er of a four- Show up, possible that Congress will adjourn | without action on farm relief. Re- publican leaders are said to be busy weighing which is polltical standpoint—to take no action at this session of Congress or bill which is certain to be unsatisfactory. The Watson-Parker railroad bill, which would do away with the rail- road labor board, is favored by the railroads and the brotherhoods, but pass a compromise Congress is very slow about tinker- | ing with the present transportation act. Muscle Shoals legislation like- The commit- tee report, just made, suggests it be wise s drifting slowly. leased to power companies; but it is likely that another session will pass anything def- into oblivion before inite is done Then there is the plan to return about 1t. lJien property sequestered during and plan to pay the claims of Americans the war, the supplementary who lost property during the con- detailed In the Mills bill. This 1s regarded mportant flict, as in an should ave been looked Dut the bill undly attacked at the begin- must be an- matter wheih after long ago. got ning and now there fon before con- its The place other little invest gmen know enough about ails to vote intelligently. voting probably will not take this year. n {s to he another typi- doing little and talking with a of bills at the Some of them will be passed hurry: and all—while s will fail to get through the \s cal affair, of much, jam close. in a okers nsual the majority, n- of prime administra- . will be held over. BILLBOARDS is have there wonld vis ped Wherever (and hae s sits™on ture fa velemence, and ghastly screech of murderous colors, a tall and wide and efficient wall to hlock oft eye from the rm 3 beyond. Let's have action this bill- blots so from Haven e silent 11 confused on board that many things of be nuisance hrother; but the » to take beeausc regard- 1925 worse from a ‘What does the locomotive engincer |think when a bus whiz {by a 12-year-old What makes the happ some movies is the me. they nave ended. ending of | Correct this s¢ 1 consult a doctor,” do exactly as he a (Protected by Publishers’ Syndicate) | e 3 hen id the man, * vises."” | — | 25 Vears Ago Today The handsome residence of Mrs James H. Minor on W n was the scene of a brilliant noon tea today. The house beautifully decorated with plants from the home of A, J per. The guests numbered ). Mrs, Slo \d Mrs, ; Parker presided in the dining room. Mrs, Gi. P, Cooley and Mrs, Norman Do G cy the table in coitee the frappe Arthur Walker after- was about were at W and room, and . H. Brady hallots rc has declined to have ount- ed as req a1 Orson 14, Curti Mr. Brady states that the gencral turned down such a peti- nd he will abide by this de- will of in mia meet this eve Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Berlin, A cow belonging fo John lsanes of s station gave bir It yesierday, Whist club t the home Lincoln a six- calf of Electric evenine Fire br fleld and Andrews trolley comy last woods by atening 11 at White acro ing, thre ny property swept cros " ¢ 30 car Terry job all n' e fire it pr 15 & and his we farme fire it r i her, or them, Superintendent € in putting the } system un- ar- liefore evening to park before t) ed to put up would do t! titled to the pub- v defe winni after ting Co. 7 TUN WS SCONG muff by Char ley starred fc ach for Co BANDIT FOUND GUILTY Apr P11 READ M1 y HA Y other re- | es by driven | e fact that | potted | Slo- | stored there | men | 1D CTASSITIED ADS iy Y [ \ Shop Editor, care Of the New | | Britain Herald, and your letter will bo forwarded to New York. || And It's Scedtime Now, Folkst When the lawn of life looks bare «el's scatter fun-sced everywhere, Then cheer'll sprout and worry stop, And we'll have a “four-leaved” clover crop! Enough's Enough! Mrs. Moore: “Ralph, I want yon iva get a tea wagon for the dining roor Moore: “Nothing dolng! I got on |the water wazon, but I draw the line |at tea!" | —The Bobbed-Halr Banait. | ——— | SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT? } A Revised Classle | (With a Salute to Robert Burns) Ry George 8 Chappell |“Should auld acquaintance be for- | got?" | 8o sang my trusted friend That day he asked me, I the toun, Wad I a fiver lend. [“I'or auld lang syne,” he sald, | “For auld lang syne, I you back, fo slip the fack For the sake of auld lang eyne.”" He sald he'd send it Monday, sure; Puir geek, T thought he would . Should auld acquaintance be forgot? | Hoot mon, I'll say it should! | “For auld lang syne,” he sald, “For auld lang syne,” I acted fou, but noo I'm through | Li" loans for auld lang syne!! Perfect Circle “My wife is so fat she | through the door of our | Watson: can't get closed ca | Hawkir | through sideways Watson: “She's so fat there fisn't | any sidaways! “Why docsn’'t she go —TFay Braunfleld. | There are ahout a million girls in | America,—roughly speaking. i The Right System My little daughter Fay, aged five, as having her first meal of rice. Tt s soon evident that she did not relish it, t up your rice, dear,” I sald. “I don't like rice, ma.” “Well, pretend you like it." “No. I'll pretend I'm eating it." Cecilia Solon Iidiss, | | MARRIAGE Some Girls Imagine Tt) | George A. Benda —What do you mean by | two whole dollars for a you bought a hat only | | (The Way hat? last year! Wife—I'm so sorry, dear, but 1 earncd the money mysclf—taking in washings. You not‘a very good provider, dez | Tiusbana um—who provides for to do? Don't clothes for yon? Ungra Provider! Of course 1| these washings | I collect the | teful wom- | you Wifc I'm so sorr band Please don't beat me again! | Heh! Heh! 7 is your own g I've given you a nice bl lould be proud of it! Where's the money you got for last week's This beat- | od! There— | < eye. You | g ings? H'm! Where's the other | hoo, hoo! I spent it for | e tablets, \nd—Headache tablets, and | 1out cigaretics! You've got to t out of the habit of indulging in | Inxurics, my proud beauty! | nty conts—two whole dimes— | for your own pleasure! Just for that | 't get any sup ! Now get < on fhat washboard hefore I forget myself! N ‘\ = Gogy | E=\\ T emue 3 BURLESOUE 3 e | | | | | >cople won't show any KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted by Gertrude) IN loved principal more time on r things for asked me his favorites— your Professor Class meet Miss principal calls our 1 nd cle he of to sy SHOP, oolosophy s our ht faces, irhs me. nd make mplates’ ny br 1 plate 1 inc store packe 10 the tes once more.' ™ KRAZY KINDERGARTEN | ported { from North Dakota to Maine. | unsettled weather with | followed by clearing late tonight or |8 tained at home writing speclal de. livery letters, Andy, leed off with ‘apache. Andrew Plctures: “Iven wen I cant fectures I know him from HULL OF THE $-1 i ATLAST LOCATED s s bimt EEC Diving Operations May - Not Start Till Tomorrow own pants. —Mervin M. Bauer, New London, April 28 (A—Tho Submarine $-51, which went down with the loss of 32 lives last Sep- G, | tember after being rammed by tho 1020, Reproduction | CIt¥, of Rome, was located after an LA 4 | all-day search late last night by the orbidden | salvage ship Falcon, according to radio advices received at the sub. marine se this morning. The wreck was located through the | trawling apparatus of the IFalcon, | after heavy winds had forced the cessation of diving operations that had gone on during the day from the decks of the Falcon, When the fleet of salvage &hips arrived off Block Island yester | morning, it was found that the g ! buoy which had marked the grave President James § OT|of the S-51 had been torn from its Houghton college, Hon | moorings and had drifted a consid- at the World's Christian Foundatlon | qaple gistance, A small marker association convention here. [ buoy was found much nearer the The articles of incorporaton | o¢ whorg the eharts showed the would be modelled after those of 1 had gone down. the Carnegie Foundation for the iaiaay fatloEn sony advancement of teaching, and a col | lege for post-graduate work would | be located in Chicago, to be known sce Skinnys the reer at jest Bob: “Why do they speak of luck as Lady Luck? Nai Because {t's so changeable.” (Copyright, Fundamentalist School In Every State Urged Toronto, April 28 (A—Tstablish- ment of fundamentalist c every state in the Unlted States every province in Canada through a corporation to be known as the 3ryan Foundation for the Advance- ment of Christian Fundamentallst Education, has been advbeated by Diver {as Bryan university. Recover $1,000 Deposit In Real Estate Deal Samuel Schneider and Charles Goldberg of this city were glven judgment for the recovery of a de- found several pleces of hose which had been used in the salvage opir- ations last fall, and the finding ot the hose indicated that the sul.. marine was not far off. It was locut- ed several hours later, | The Falcon moored over her find, and this morning the fleet tugs Sun more, Ioka and the salvage &l ‘esta] moved into position aroun | tho Falson, and prepared to resu | actual salvage operations. The tuy | Penobscot also left the submavin | base here to participate in the work Advices received at the submarine | base late today indicated that « | brisk wind was blowing off shore, and that divers might not be sent aown to survey the condition of the | submarine until tomorcow. e | ON POLICE BLOTTER | George Taylor of 408 Iast street reported his bicycle stolen last night, | Charles Nelson of 161 Jubllee street reported that a dog owned by a family at 81 Jubilee street had bit him, Harold Benda of 95 Pleasant strect roported his bicycle stolen from the cellar at his home. tl{clly oing down from the Falcon TEACHER, TEACHER Teacher: Why don't you like our |school, Willie? Willie: Oh, ft's not the school so |much as it is the principal of the thing.—Life, | Wise, Smith & Co. HARTFORD posit of $1,000 with interest from Thomas W. O'Keefe and Margaret J. McCarthy of Middletown in a de- cision by Judge Isaac Wolf«in the superior court in Hartford yester- day. The deposit was made to guaran- tee the good faith of Schneider and Goldberg in the purchase of a piece of property in Middletown. The deal was never carried through. Tt was brought out at the hearing that a reservation was to be made in the decd on account of a party wall right in the property. William M. Greensteln was coun- sel for the plaintiffs and Thomas C. Flood appeared for the defendants patterns are all run out. OR—GALLIVAN James T. O'Connor, a member of the firm of Parker & O'Connor of this city and Miss Ellen Galllvan 2 married today in Dorchester, Mass. They will make their home in this cit Q'co! Observation On The Weather 28 (P—The jssued this Washington April weather burcau today advisory storm warning: “Advisory 10:50 a. m. warnings holsted north to Lastport. Forceast for Southern New Eng- land: Showers this afternoon and probably tonight, cooler tonight in ' west portion, Thursday fair, strong southwest and west winds diminish- y Thursday. st for Eastern New York: 8c Southeast of Boston 14c | WallPaper Everyone is busy now—don’t wait until the best Take advantage of this | SALE Everything marked down 1-4 to 1-3 Bedroom Paper—Values 12V2c Dining Room, Hall and Living Room Patterns values 20c to 60c 25c¢ 5¢ to 35¢ 18¢ 39¢ fair and cooler except light rain or snow tlurries in extreme north portion tonight; Thursday fair; slowly rising tcmperature in west portion; and northwest les diminishing tonight. Conditions: The disturbaner which was central yesterday morn- ing over the upper Mississippi valley is now central over Ontario. It has caused rain or enow during the last 24 hours from Minnesota cast- | ward to Vermont and as far south as Alabama. It will probably pass out to sca late tonight. An arca of high pressure central over Kansas is producing pleasant weather between the Rocky moun- tains and the Missouri riv The temperatures are lower in the central and higher in the eastern | districts than they were yesterday morning. | Freezing temperatures along the northern we OLD ENGLISH WAXER POLISHER $3.49 Free With Every Waxer Polisher 1 can Paste Wax 1 can Liquid Wax were re- border PAINT |§ FLAT WHITE— | | Reg. $2.00 e 0 6] 47 | GLOSS WHITE— Reg. $2.15 $1.69 1 Gal.... SCREEN BLACK— Special 2 3 c Per Pint ... Conditions favor for this vicinity | light rain Thursda; | = AES CHAIR SEWING WIFE CALLS SH WIPE CALLS WOULD H MIND EETIING HER. §CIS50RS OFF THE ARM OF THE CHAIR BY THE SEWING-TABLE? SEARCE TAGLE, AND TI00R - THEY ARENT "WIPE WANTS TO KNOW WHY HE CANT EVER FIND ANYTHING BE THERE AND UNDER T FIVE MIN (Conducted by Dusty) a special delivery HiS EYES SHi HAPPENED TO THINK- THEY'RE ON THE COR= NER OF THE DESK APTER LOOKIN ENAMELS — STAINS — BRUSHES, ETC. WIRE ADPS MAYBE SHE LAID THEM ON THE HALL | TABLE AS SHE CAME UP £ JUST 14 I e G ON, IN» HINGS TOR SIEHS DEE! RETURNS O Hi5 PAPER TES WIFE CAUS BRIGHTLY NEVERMIND, £' 60T THEM, SHE WAS SITTING ON THEM