New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 23, 1926, Page 8

' " \ , o g 8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1920. f NCW Britain Herald VSE OF STATISTICS BUILDING A SHORTER IN BUSINESS TRUNK LINT F ¢ dF ® . HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY The man who sald statisties can't| In his article in the New York acitsan anCleS L ! T TET (heiiny Raciody e now has his day in court. More | Times recently Professor Willlam Z BY ROBERT QUILLE! | * b N e C oy ) Blag, 41 Coured Btrest | *latistics are being utilized in trade | Ripley of Harvard poluted out that — | than ever before; what we buy and | nene of the existing trunk lines| News s just gossip on a large \ 3 \d SUBSCRIPTION RATES !r-ll and the price we pay Is being [ possess the shortest possible route |scale. ! h INC. 95,00 & Year, largely based upon “Index numbers,” | beiween the two largest citles, and S S D 1N t 4300 Thiee Momba - fand it 15 a poor business man indeed | that all of them—Including L. Y .vl.:,“’(';',::,':f':"‘.':,,,,Z,’::"'“;("L,",'hs‘,"_' i ¥ P who cannot allude to them In casual [ Lorea with his proposed new trunk ~—Hartford— Batered at the Post Offies at Now Biitain | cONVersation. Tha percentage col- [ line—greatly desire such a line. It might be even better to beat | as Second Class Mal) Matter, umns of a baseball leagus in the | Golng to the beginning of sych |8Words into golt sticks. | ‘Sllup Editor, care Of the New —_— n 9 . . i s weics) || Britaln Herald, and your letter ¢ s ot N Ne k as | Bl e §00d old summer time are slmple |things. The New York Central Was| g, yjve that nobody can make you | | will be forwarded to Now York Suuteen Cftiae L8 and mild in compartson with the in- | created primarily to cater to New |jook ridjculous in his memolrs. il ’J Editortal Rooms " [dex tables almost dally announced | York traffic; the Pennsylvania was — Our “Health And R e rising mediom | Y €OMMercial organizations and | dealgned to furnish Philadeiphla | Esample of unimportant informa. | i3t TUEUR AN Capbiness Bt | IRRESISTIBLY SMAR e Ly e e ok awg | SOvernmenial hureaus. The present | with a route to the west; the Baltl- '.|r' mmlherc are many vitamines in | Weire thinking, folk, these dlsposi- | I I prets ‘room aiwaye open Lo SOVOTUNNIA |ig un nge when we live by statistics, | more & Ohio was bullt by Balttmors |* - Should be guarded by slickers of —_— | pereentages ad index figures ;r‘nmhl to benefit Baltimore ship- | Naughtiness is not more prevalent |, humor, . ' pllember o i3 Au.‘:mm Pres ‘ The widespread uso of trade sta« | pers. These lines succeeded from the | than of yore. It fs fust less sneak- "A‘;””’:’\]‘;“” f.flmv" would hnl! Associated Press io exclusively en: | ’ T A0 e e umiarion o1 | tlstics primarlly dates from the war. | first in doing exactly what they were | "8 Andiot grimbling theraatbalnor | all news credited to it o* not otherwis 4 Sy = % | e | eredited in thie paper und also loc yl was when the government was | planned to do, a rumor! | news published borein. | buslly engaged in organizing and di- It Is true that the Pennsylvanis = it | recting industry at that time in sueh | was expanded to enter the New York it ?‘;:’;’" ::"":"‘" . e Member Amfl! Baresu of Ulrculation. |4 manner as to sccure supplies and | field, and most effectvally; and the B \\‘nt(r‘?m: “All right ”3‘-‘;\:“:)’;" Tbe A B, & oatloral o1RRIZALIOND | ooy 1nmant that the need for detail- | B. & O. was expanded to enter the {sweet thing! My, but aren't y . . whie? fural ¥ you 1 E t ll ‘:',::,' :u: sty hoame od Information was deemed essential. | Philadelphia field and also to a | somest fellow I've ever seen? xcep lona y rlced o on, Our_elr | | 4 5 i I are based upon thie audit. Th | The government began collecting | lesser extent New York. But pri-| =@ seif(When o h!:v:h pd mllke tnm, | | | |sheik, my rt goes pitty-pat.” AT . T Q WUR e AT , > e e Ratie | data—reams of it. Government dol- | marily these lines exist to fulil | 1o ooie (1o dear things wouldn't | i el s | BEAUTIFUL NEW COATS, EVERY ONE CAREFULLY TAILORED AND local advertiers. lar-a-year men, by merely glancing | thelr original intentions, with the | get the bloom of youth highcr on one | ~ WHEN DBLACK IS READ | cmmn at card index figures, could discern | exception of the Pennsylvania, to [cheek than on the other. | — EXPRESSING THE LATEST WHIMS OF FASHION! oD AR ol dlly tn Newlat a glance just how many bolts| which New York business is now | T mn“p”n‘n s p”'kf ""(’:"";’I‘\X‘“‘: 'rxl-‘?:m’f"" Madam and miss will find selection surprisingly easy. There are so many fetching Suuares Bchul jNewnstands. " Batraace | were needed to turn out a rrr!aln!q'mv" as Important as its Phitadel- | Lo S0 three parts yellow [ kissed her in {he vestlbule! models, all 1113ccrl to pass on to our customers the substantial savings we have effected quantity of ehips, how many bolts | phia traffic. [ streak. Alas, alack! T hate to tell on our post-Easter purchases, ENLARGED SCHOOL there were in the country at the| An alr line between New York That T was such an awful fool! NLARGED S / : o ¢ o : : T kissed her in the vestibule . b moment, how big the bolt defictt, |and Chicago looks fine on paper; | Then, teo, Mr. Borah, Britain C TW! | TRE W R ADDITION [ices e rpmticd fecun Sl e e i - | might be made to pay for damage And got a Kick, like from a mule MANY TWILL COATS I\(l\\‘HhRL WILL ’VI‘ATEI‘I‘,R' OR YWhen the preliminary an- | L lnga Osianu et Ut oD eaehLIRALUIE RN CA LC0N '\amw back there about 1776, I'rom daddy, who came down pell In the popular Spring colors; some BETTER COATS BE FOUND Do e B ey e sufficient bolts to meet the de- | the distance by going a little further POt mell! trimmed with chic fur $ at the price than the re- for & new three-story addition to | """ ";‘1""“‘ e ”‘M‘”’" : i"“” s ”(‘";' L ek A e Yor e ";‘A;;"‘ R e e e e collars. Are priced only f | markable collection at . e s take and how long they would take | important traffic centers enroute.| ERRINE A £ 5 Z ) o S were ] 3 These Coa v og the Nathan Hale school on Tre-|\ Be \in the necessary supply. Tt | Anp alct rouls between I the' twoi|L11oAS whORta s ioh ithe Rwets (g nELL | Tigy Ropaeme iR 1 e snsn e b T mont street were made last Jan- | - R ¢ i g G e —_— | ——Lester Rounds. | ! | 00 o oy - s 2 g ! | | o o ol « & o 9 Lo reas renorial Had it N(tiabitna | omto0 nanicentieticlancyiat uasly) iatnest helt swamould SOt RANPINE ! BTF Reancefwap akto ftryHianother | sisi e b A MOST UNUSUAL OFFERING ARE SPORTS COATS biiiding neededl wouldl cost! $200). |FLart Atrensth Philadelphla, Baltimere, ang lesser | minister of finance, we know & chap | I?m“‘ nae 1?“ fiooat | THE SMART TWILL COATS that Fashion has decreed to be correct for chii % 1 ) attic ol es. | who pulls wads of money from an |Vour Honor, I'm gullty of killlng my | (e iy ‘ » & B ey 000 and would have 20 classrooms. | | SN el el ”"Im R (LT, AR TG BEU GUER B e wife! that arrived in stock only yesterday and | all except formal wear, Sports Coats that Now we find that the building de- & °°°™ "flfln"’ of such information |and would sprawl through a coun- 3 e Don't care if vou hang me or just which we are able to " feature fur edgings a: §ice will b ot 25 vooms anal cost |2 been ncoelérated ratherithan re: ity in) nosthern S Penasylvanie in) ¢ you build « hix business youlre| & JEING Mo Glile.S R oprice at.... | well as deep fur collars . $25.000 more than the previous | 1Arded: Private statistical agencies | which there fs nothing byt moun-|a sinister influence; if you dow't, [ Just HAD to do it so sentence |§ These Coats were made to sell up to %625.00 | Other Sport Coats priced up to. . ..$79.00 e Ty en ot the eouy | Mave been developed untll every | tains, slthough 1t might tap the you're a darned failure. It .“):O:I:{m WOULD est esoda- | ‘ \ il . ; ; byery branch of industry and trade | anthraclte producing area to advan- | e o | ~ . . . . of classrooms in the bullding will | e R s R . n “‘ o | It would be more appropriate if | crackers in o | Coats that are in many instances copies of French imports as well 1 average $5,000 each, so that five | "‘:‘ h’ ”"‘;“ s > "”“d - ol fes 0 d" aniazae’s ‘I";‘~ ‘°‘°“;-J,nnae of the world's “great’ were —J. M. Matthewman | as adaptations, all smartly furred, ave priced at . : 5 i .| ma v try, trade and finance | s already well supplied with rail- | done in brass instead of bronze. Ay S L rooms more than wers originally |M29¢ PY InCus 3 on LEE Stuff! These Coats were made to sell up to $59.00 < al etermin; . i ¢ | roat o ! Heavy Stuff! se Coats e to sell up to $59.00 intended will add to the cost in ;"mv':m'n"::“::‘:“1“1:1":::‘;"8‘::d:s "’:;’0" e “Oh, don't you like my blscuits, the sum stated. aran: L g z have bee 2 dear?” DR , \ DT i 3 3 = and in determining publie policies. | tween various important cities be- | Snhe asked him with a pout: J A SPECIALLY PRICED GROUP OF COATS All of which indicates how we : B FOR MISSES IS SHOWN AT Are progressing ‘and how thie eatls | oonontie servicesiuse the dala in | fore this, particularly in the west; |“It_simply breaks me up to hear S 2 mate regarding school needs pro. | SU4SINE business conditions and In | these carefully avoid intervening 7 l”:’]’” (s ‘}“{ ";””"z e 2 ¢ g sch e - droj 1 her biscnit with a thud, Ebasis it Nale Six monthg | MAKINE their forecasts. It 18 the | producing centers and as a rule suf- . | And sald, with lying smirk: ° ago it was thought a 3‘3_r00,“"'n|n|nx\ of observers that such data | fer in consequence. An air line be- 2 |“You are too light, my fragile bud |is valuable in enabling the business | tween New York and Chicago would | To do such heavy work!" building would be sufficient; now ( 5 g ;D GROU - Q E tis ,.(il,.,,l tHat a hafmom struc. | communlty to coduct operations to | be in the same fix, and in ail| Its a hard world. It she !nollxsl , 7 lames C. Bailey A SPECTIALLY PRICED GROUP OF COATS xl k% e ol A satista s B plump enough in a bathing suit, she | 0 FOR LARGE WOMEN IS SHOWN A’ ture s necessary. George A. Quig- | 2Y0M many of the unsa Isfactory | probabillty would net gel the cream oo, /o well fed in o atreet frock. Little Eva . SHO T ley, when he was running in the | CXPeTiences of the past, especially | of the traffic anticipated. | N put her “nightie” in the was) Republican primary, made com. |Vlde fluctuations in pricos and in- | 1¢ Loree wants to construct such | A froe country is one In which She siiould & used more sense! plaints that the school bulldings | (€TeSt rates and panics, which ehar- | a line, however, the 1. €. C. should I cach nmn]vilaum is free to feel su- l\h\ lulunrlr{ a nt it ‘m«-[ nd wrote, ° ints that the scl ol 4 feindls, iy 3 | perlor to his bette “We do not do up tents!’ were being constructed too large, | 2Cterized business and fuunchll;h[ him proceed. H\Hmhlpln.x.i A | —Marion Harriman | bist hissoritlolsm. dossn't seem ‘to| ectivity in theipast. | Baltimore ang the cities fn the Mo~ | 410¢: ove of country seldom is in- | e SPECIALLY PRICED FOR SATURDAY 1 5 Pant of S, There {8 no casier way to get sea- | ha ralley . great producing | te acy panied by hatred Simply Wonderful! | G g . 5 « S b nave had the effect of changing the [ There 18 O ¥ 4" i ke selley ohn (RO R ':’]1' oeomiagio DyRiete | R RS s | are the smart Print and Flat Crepe Dresses for the miss school building policy. slek than through the study of these | areas and these would not be af- |of another coun Mre. Hig » e dr: TR bkt i g policy I L : i iy matic section): “It says hers that | andSmatron sabrilliant AIway 0 ColoNRI L N e et e . tact ihat the adaition win|multifarious trade statlstics—untllf fecled. Loree probauly would tind | We know an ardent wet who saya |they arc going to revive Julius | e gets accustomed to their roll. | that the Chicago to New York busi- y ; New York.” . conversion of the school |One Eéts accustomed to ha Chicag | the mechanical horse isn't the only |Cacsar m York. i 5 . Sy A o junior Digh school, and en.| The way the indexes work s thal | ness (s not enough In itaelt to war- | hing Mr. Coolldge straddies. | Mrs. Lowbrow: “Ain't Science | . i e .."0‘ F‘LY‘ VE‘W SE R,H\G PREDSES e inio & Junor DIgh sebool nd €| | eprescnts an average. Then on | rant an expenditure of $145,000,009 \ b . |wonderful? And him being uncon in styles which are desirable for Spring and Early Summer wear. Dresses of Flat Silk “hool for elementar ades, | CaN readily tell when the statistics | in northern Pennsylvania alone. | At this seagon we are reminded | eclousEoxinariyEa iRE s, to0 Crepe and "“"‘-‘*‘5 of Georgette G CURRE of pretty colors. ary grades, | *© " e - [that many a valedictorian later | —Doris Jean Kratzenstein | Dresses for the miss and Dresses for the woman................ nt for the larger build- | 3¥e Delow or above the averag o works for a class mate who barel = . . ing program in relation to Taking 100 as representing the RADIO CBAO [ squoezed through. | The Estreme Penalty! | sehoon, Tha sehool committes mo |AYerage of tradeinany line during | According to Secretary of Com- R | Four children, two hoys and two | doubt will be able {o prove to the | 1919 the inc in 1925 can be as- | meree Hoover, nohody now has the | Correct fhis sentenc No, ' girls, were playing together, Ono of . board of finance and taxatic the | certained at a glance, to wit: { power to protect the public from |thanke soid hes rl ”v‘ n‘,.nm m;.“:\. ":;l‘ir?“(n‘x)v'n:‘ ‘:nff‘{:yj.‘j Ii{n”x'g(;:f“;f.- “Now vou Betsy leeves home brew | lantic coast states and the northern|of the lake districts, but, as a whole, M ‘(”' i ‘,:;" ‘1)" ”" Total manufacturing, 120. Auto- | “utter chaes” in Lreadcasting, fol- ";"']"”;‘; anihonor e e R LRt tin. St 7R comn illine S ma) r‘ Al | Rocky mountain districts and the |are well above the seasonal averages neeessities of 1o enlarged addi- fd Ly o | a d B ere | L nn g ake- Cop. racifie cest Tof es | i 3 U ¢ | mobiles, 214. Petroleum, 210. Lum- | lowing the decision of a Chicago e |believe robberies to provide business | (Copy !H”m nRhyent. Jemperatucon i all pavty ot Ure Gounity, i les, 214, ; { | | ve somewhat higher generally in| Conditions favor for this vicinity 5 T [her, 134, Coment and brick, 178, | court against the government 'w:v‘ ) B S R e e ] New England and lower in portions | probably local showers, ¢ SEASE PROM DEPEW Building co actg awarded, 193, | reau — or againgt Hoover — in syndicatd) ) was e IVV‘ Bress. - ‘\ $ - . 3 | | i i Sync had caught the four-year- Ob t | e e S | simple, iswt it? Dut when one | denying authority to assign either old girl red-handed and hailed her | servation | ——e—e————e—————————— real i s (neilona e s through all the lines of trade | wave lengths or time opération of T d into court. | W | 3 by adlina og “ “.: nd notes the figures, one is apt to | radlo broadcasting stations. 25 Years Ago 0 ay The judge pronounced sentence | On Tbe ea{l’er | ROUSEWIVES BUT NOT BOOTLEGGFRS eing “ ,.’ “ o g {hink the multiplication table has! All of which may be true up '0‘ \l"”)’ m;“:; 80 L0 ““"”liw ‘,H,I‘ !“.‘,‘."' Sl T I erested in our Washington Bureau's latost bulletin Just off the birthday anniversary; and been subject fo enormous expan- | & certain point. 1 broadeasting sta-| o)\ yorn e poio player, has|her another year, Judge. She made | Washinglon, April 23.—Forecast | ; nnrv‘Ml‘z‘:u’ N.:,P, r" dlr:nk( hrd::nr.:r; J:: ny 2 :vluvyv“dn ‘»'ry B * | ston. We have at hand a commercial | tions are to be permitted to broad- | N Fiown and s working 2 f t me. N uthern New England: Ge P AT e Tt et e :m ql,, e Gesdsgis | report devoted to such statistics | cast with any wave lengths fhey|motorman for the trolley compuny. | Mrao AW le fair fonight and St or making a large number of unique Cor AOIAT G T ST e | which covers 11 closely typewritten | #ee fit and at any time th m.\"‘fl; ;,rl'.‘.' y;(:iv‘;g “1’\”: w ‘\\‘.\1;::{2[‘;; for | S ‘lv:s:‘}s;'vln‘ \\l“m:h' (I::;W\‘_‘\\'“ want 1t, flll out the coupon below and mall as directed: . y a0, Dut | pages, which would maks 22 ordin- deslieflnclize ult n\ll\v:lll\ i1 s e e o e ) IEhly Moo PO e R e e i ry typewritten pages. No, we chaos In the air. But it s reason |c, ¢ o recount would bring him | Forecast for Eastern Noew CLIP COUPON HERE o haven't read all of It. labte to suppese that the broad-!comfort in the assurance of some | Generally fair tonight and S BEVERAG DITOR,W ashington Bureau, New Britain Werald ! ”’ e = casting stations themselves will |mis m’kl-o ”lh "Ms ;’wn-’mnu: llclll‘;lrl;r :Iw--\ s .\.Imrm n|]z 1:\\ri\\u‘l to | 1322 Naw York Avenue, Washington D O g 1 i) [ - TE atte T ATy | |sentative Brady, who de e il reeh northwest and north winds. Mr. 1 Wi ) not| THE BONE OF CONTENTION attempt to r'l:nl it b m:\ In ) o have threa democrats and three | | Conditions: Pressure is low over | I went a copy of the bulletln HOMEMADE BEVERAG and enclose I sl 2 i | only “explanation” mecded | thelr own Interests o avoid con-|ropyplicans count the votes when | the northern states east of the| herewlth flve cents In loote, uneancelled, U, . postage stamps for eam ectlon s i £ ih nations adhering to the | tributing to sych chaos unneces- |ihg hallot boxes are opened on May | | | Rocky mountain and cloudy ANE ; 3 . : rding the Ameri- | "arily. Ttadio receivers will mot|! There seeme to be some uncer- | weather with light showers occu NAMB o o over st il Court regueding the AMSEE | o Lindly 1o ueh hings and may | DIy sbout the voleg belng coynted | | lin portions of New Iingland, the 1 Tt vt Fuseaeel s ot TATH RIS 1 inkling of 1 ol in |can reservations invelves the fifth. | & ¥l or being destroyed without counting. | | Ohio. valley, dhe Mississippl valley . OO ) T o a K her\ationl venuivenhaa | MetidissusieaiyienayshteRde | The New Rritain Ingtitute will be- {and the southern states, also over | ST. & NO. 6f R. R. cecersocnes 4 =5 | radio receiving if such threatened [come a ary on May . Each | attered districts of the plains A on to Unlted States ad- ' : e D X . ; 1o ¢ o 1o | Siaten M| Chaoa becomen an sctuality. S e a e | e e s o o g e e e e il ) X A pint « ] [ her that the World ] Tha lexioal ANiSE fo ds is 1o |TRHIE at the lbrary, and new | | overlie the east Gulf and south At-| it shall not on vigory opin- % 2 e 3 A pplicants must furnish references [0} [} | | 3 3 ¢ ing question in 1 hyrry the White bill through (Con-} xpouy books have | ! il N e gross alrcady been paseed | Leen \e town meeting | & X i in the and thro thi nd the ve librarians in L ¥ o y | instrument create a s¢ HIVV‘H‘HV“MHQ.' ) g it ur Wha authority to decide | 3 | The subway beard has been re- ; i o tuicsilon 3 one in] cial commission ito regulate the - | oreanized, electing Frank H. John- : e s and thus prevent the chaos |ston chairman and John I. Storey ¥ L 1t o it i Hoover sees fmmi- | clerk | Tetiot to claim the J T tain sophomore track team ave no doubt, as 1i¢ SeNers v l . 5 G f make this decision him- | Y IR LUl ILUREE lay noo ‘ L e e e | 0 many vo ot Congress| T asebull tea ( il an come mup in|CARMOL afford to permit imminent | ill open t 1 tomorrow a | e F e : broadcasting chaos to irritate this|!0rnoon Wih a8 | ¥ r ! h fhe Upited States may net | game is expocted ® " 1 . 5 e hove an lnleriett large c A peculiar ef AN 1N “Beospvon-| l v ; The action 1 1o ¢ 2 this mor 3 earporation in refusing to s T 1l tha [ o r Nations to have an Amecric: e i eatal = ] or bed | I ( a for the World Court b ! LhLLE ¢ tions as to hroadcasting s at ) | " cation that this matier tter o 1 [ ! left untouehed by goy= Lo o ; and crnment. The Zenith people won |, o s thelr case in court, but tha vietory | ther Harry Hil | \ on ) IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE | ) . grossional 2ction to § ; = (Condueted by Judy) | ¢ : e of thing i p 1 | Teacher m ¢ : it the great new is Not . Marens Wh 1 “Miss Didd will ne E A “ ‘( : KE-IL-OF | o gulated in the interest of the |ences in Kurope; he s ¢ bow and sh € with ‘car A0 p \llions of listeners-in, the droll traits of a suc . Did , 1 tra mad morist. It was “ladies Y 1"‘- 3 - ¢ e e heiel vasl daneing. oist a skyward you 4 ML A e LY NCHINC asn Sivialdonit aw ! : v 1 ms to The lynehing in Misslssippl w olders of the Oste Bertram the Bull to Kitty ; ANy S cular affair and |Harold met last night and chose cow; « 1 ot ! pe its st | (hat the authorities | 1he following directors John . ‘But Cannibal gi k — e'en a J o : | i b oo |Carlson, Frank H. Alford, Carl § bucket half full cory has . y | of t state are giving Ebl S. J. Bergstrom, and Tor. Said Kittiy the cow to Bertram the a ratio 8 ' e { maximum of attention in an effort [sten Ryingeward The directors bu i : i To has appealcd hi L BRI elected Mr. Carison president, M —Gertrude Mansbach 1d 1o por o I resp i P £ : = 33 | G R enlont the Altard viee-president, and Mr = visit fving A r Pr ngs have been on on aecretary-treasurer INDERGARTEN % = | 1 on ol creas years E. Macl of Plainville | lucted by Dutsy) ; > Cred the Tlorid Mississip is'no 4 10 Norfc e has a | T¢ : . WITH THE ELEVATOR WAITING TO WHISK YoU v A " ' es- |1 s yea mer hotel Gertrud or is making , \ Nl e : Sl % ; n (200a Juelon : OUT OF SIGHT TO SAPETY, IT OCCURS TO YOU THAT B y e A it A eas aad bas rcrurned 1w Cagper 10 1611 us the new MAYBE BILL WIMPLE'S HAIL DOESNT MEAN ANOTHER- v § S D Gl i ; e S ; TOUCH, MAYBE HE WANTS TU PAY BACK THE TIVE ans e G there e A dayarier & tew decedeal| — [Cas serrol DOLLARS HE BORROWED LAST WEEK . P 1 1'lor were halt a or] New fashions wonld be more ¢ My dady ade some funns _z" GLUYRS | ' eathe 't w0lold- 10 ‘¢ ervi ha vl ot ht. 1026. by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) WILLIAMS i ' o . 1 3¢ 1§ u iu