New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 16, 1926, Page 8

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY Twued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 67 Chuich Blrest SUBBCRUPTION RATES Thres Moutha 6e. Eutered fMice at Kew Rritatn & Becond C Mall Matter, TELEPHONN OALLl Husipess Office Editoria) Rooms It had been generally supposed | In this clty that every opportunity transportation facillties be taken advantage of; the Increase ®& such facilitles was to be encouraged at every op- portunity. But find the Public Utllities Commlssion reful ng the oxtension of an independent bus line resls dents had petitioned for such ser on the score that woad condl- | tgns In tha were unsatis- | tactory. {to extend were to §that | | [ today we to perm after fee vielnity The only profitable advertisiog medium | in the City. Circulation booke Oreas room siwaye open to advertisers Member of the Assoelaied Pre The Aseociated Pres (s exciusl w0 the use for re-publication of all news credited to It or not otherwise credited fu this papes news publiahed berein, Dewspapels trictly honet Our _elreulatiol gpon this audit. T protection agaiust fraud distribution f! loca) advertiee The Ferald Tork st Ht Square; Schultz's Grand Central, d Btieet e DIRTY MARRERS Autolsts with such dirty they markers ™ cannot an roll through and along the high- ways whera gtato police are without be rested. One rare 1da of one being for such a vlelation Proper nting, or enameling, in the in e of the markers, first place help but me cases at owners are to blame for iditien of their license MARRYING ON A SMALL INCOME James Q. De v department of Drown to know what he 1 talking about when he the bl \essor aley of the sociol infversity ought says that of extravagance of bills, payments on spite this age, rent groeery the price of s of and ers tire costs the gasoline, ha e upon of $1,800 to $2.000 8 year “Many fine women are to he small younz ready marry upon a emall ia. come,"” finds good news for Loys W incomes, But t, they are not appar: willing adily, small-income girls very 4 steps be talien to organize effective match-making suggestion that this is urehes would seem point out a supplemer our religlous bodles w m to he snf are do not seer v cultivated ddle and | | nd el loruli | | | arrested or fined |} ges still are | finding | feid | 8 | with This | knowledge is the first that such a reason was P. U, C. tor denying extenelon of a bus line. The peopie living in the vicinity Soyth sfreet and Recky HIl econtinue to walk to the or they can time, to our glven by the nus can nearest bys terminus; usga thelr own unsatigfaetory road. For | had been t facilities had the only tr | the day years the fn this clty travsportgtion talk \at. the been outgrown ansportation concern of could not or weuld not ‘Then {tha independent bus lines were es- ablished and thelr lines into the r ted sectlons, keep pace with the deman spread ction of residents. comes along and permission to extend one dent lines upon the argnment Wwe som fous that the road should think the Mat, eatinfagtory. would be hing r us owner to worry about, or ride 3 il 8 or have been mada e roadbed and let the husses However, udge | ot roadbeds the P. U. C. updoubt- jm:y regards itself as fully quali- | fed. Residents in that | city W:Hnm& who would th could in ¢t sses, and not uggestion to fmprove 1l rt as a seetion of the wanted the extension of bus ser » and entitled to {get it. The re- gardless of whether 1t was willing | to gee such an extension, could not {act, but under the provisions of the | | state law, had to refer th they were Common Couneil, matter 1 {n even such an as the portation elementary | thing extension of local trans has resulted in nts the locality involved, { who pay taxes and are willing to patronize the bus line, the right to patronize being the bus becaus® { nied of having ine merely the | not character of the sult the taste of the P. U When ton, Willlam while into Franklin | McIntyre of Ros- i nk, mel z00 in rolled house of he park Toston | and there came upon a vicions and lie the the bird silly gain gave the tound the [to the | sehool rn in hooks that ostrich ! buries 1ts head | 5 s00N 8 it secs an ¢ b it cannot see nefther can it | be seen ostrich does no such thing. ostrich When cornered, the m will and 1ts A blo as kick fight fect are rom tha of rich has much, | toe an os power than a When L an un armed man enly one oRtrioY know aves | |around hairpin eupves {n order to | automoblles over the | and | greatly . | Although | | {to the P. U. C. This lack of home better | the | de- | roadbed does | | tunnel at the same time, accldentally bad-tempered ostrich his experience | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, A GR A cannot help admiring the determination and spirit of the state of Colorado in its construce tion of the glgantlc Moffat tunnel under the great divide, shorten. fng the distance between Denver and Ealt Lake Clty by 173 miles | and opennig up a vast territory in northwestern Colorado coal to supply the entire United States for 1,500 years The tunnel will make it possibla complete the Denver & Lake rallroad -— or Moftat road —- to Salt Lake City, as was the origl- nal intentiou, and turn it tocal mountaln sight-seeing 1ine | Inte a new transcontinental lipk. At one point of the present Mofs 3t road the ralls travel nine miles enough te This is & | great experlence for summer tour- but they [the e | rativ mountains s completed | advance only one mile. ists, do not pay much of pense of maintaining the When the bore under the this such tortuous windlngs will be | eliminated, and trains will be abie | to pass under tho backbene of the | |as they do In Switzerland, It will & o for 4lso he a great opportuni- antolsts to cross under the mora trouble th thelr machines upon fat ears and pass through the eleciri- [ fied bore. This Is the scheme which [p withoyt |10 pack has been advocated for the Hoosae | | tunnel on the Boston & Maine W in stern Massachusetts, the Coloradoe an elevation of 5,000 feot low- tunnet [ will be 9,200 | tect—~twhich is only at er | this elevation is not as high as the Unfon Pacific must reach | over the high spots in to pass & Rio Grande travels at Tennessee {The tunnel will bring | great dream to fulfillment, | rect 1ine to the Pacific coast, oyt hours south to Pueblo or hours north to Cheyenne. Thus _the stata will what David H. Moffat complete in 1011 with capital, Tt is doubtful whether made by pay adequate retu but ultimately But | will get part of its money Denver » ) Gl fafled 1t the large {nvestment state will s for it can- Colorado many vears, not help doing so. back in | servi 5 Ly comstructing a v | water tunnel alongside the railroat | Ing Dbetter able to secure a #upply in perpetuity. * tunnel will serve a larg? "of mountain water The w I number of cities and”towns in stat The construction of the Mo the Denver another in el de- nor tunnel on the reute of & Salt Lake railroad s that Th Colorad dication the west is veloping rection of western which will open ity is than Con- Tsland and Masea Ity resources Rhode & combined beds are the largest in the country be of much time when larger nocticut, chuget oll valus at u gasoline | tand will | future the petroleum supply plays out. Colorado is to be congratulated 2 to the resources of the rough its enterprise RAILROADS Mihwaukes NORTHVY Chicago, WO hen the Paul railread went inte the rs it competition of the canal and re the pinched poer husinees from financia lition of frena Lanker and railr control ovils inherent 1o an upjus regardles as honds ceuld be sold trom s 0f costs pansion poliey |50 long Comes the announcement and the Great two No ByStems the same territory that fraverss 0 for impros And this sum doc ctors of admi location not know th railroad properties his system, supposing it ve.r ¥ s saying nothing was the supervision containing Salt | from a continent by means of the tunnel, than the top of Pike's Peak = | Wyoming, | {and {s not as high as the Denver complete | to | private | the | thus be- | | FactsandFancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN And to thiuk that even Colonel House Is dust A man never gets to be a woman hater until about three have turned him down, There's always a bright side. Eventually the tranc wlill have no- where to go but up. and the one whose defense requires | cus words and rage. For that matter, a lot of husbands would anjoy registering a straw vote against equal suffrage. Maybe nations will Into plowghares because the process gonerates a new poison gas. | year “Amerlcans have more falth than other people.* Well, if they have any street crossing to do, they need more. Lodge says the universe never will end. 8o it isn't now or never in the | matter of entering the league. The erime wave will continue while soclety continues to blame it on everything elss except the criminals 1t might help some if at 60 miles the epeedometer would bring into view a minlature ball and chain. A prince needn't worry about a tragile collar bone. It was a faulty backbone that made other princes unpopular, You can tell by looking 2t & man | whether he functions at home as a minor{ty report. Pass in order to cross the Rockies. | th- | the necessity of first travellng | People are queer,, and the man who once played a mandolin now is cornful of a son who plavs a ukulele. Amerlcan pruncs go abroad for polish, but forelgners come over hrn- i to polish the apple. The most catisfactory hoeusehold | fnvented | appliance or device ever was the old-faghioned wife. Fable: Once there was & political | party that refused to adept an issue. even though it promiged complete and certain & “Sixty stripes for trying to make an ass of yourself,” said Judge Lion And that's how the zebra got that way. cess. the | h | Tt some are wet in principle and t drink, why shouldn't some dry in principle and yet not keep | 0 this sentence: lighted,” said the husband, my Eupper on leavings (afternoon tea."™ “to make from your (Proteeted by Publishers' 25 Years Ago Today | . Curtis was at it again last night. When the coun- leil met and rearranged its seating, he was with difficulty persuaded to lis eeat among the council- men at the south end of the cham- r and coms to a front scat arbund | ble. When the resolutien for appointment of H G ttiy arose and ym all angles, | wive profits, mistakes, | fls. Mr. Gussman, amed prosecuting at- Alderman O. leavs man rgned should | poointed chairma the 1 light commit as he socfated with the electric com- He failed here also. Other sintments made Corporation counsel, 1. gerford; stant city attor- W. Klett; city surveyor, well; street commissioner, . Prishie; sealer of weights and Jehn Johnson nitary ase {m inspeetor city ¢ man of } Clark; 1sure , Dr. R, A. W, Had- Edgar en his Vm ot sewsr and ¥ atition for & sev y gend ina g at street Attwond er Acoli .n the South church. and artis A large and it rave ibitio organ player at It is itself art audience gathe vas a very ple Seven silver cup to the Y. M ¢ | Wednesday ni | vinners of the sntly. I the an ex audience will be awarded | es next 0 to the first There are two sides: the right one, | beat swords | “I am da- ‘ night wera | H. | APRIL 16, 1926. | i v |{ Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New | Britatp Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York J The Whipped Cream Makes It | Festive, Folks! |Humeor's whipped cream on | pastry, so Folks Let's dress up our bill | mally, | |By dishing it up with the ladle of lokes And dining more happlly daily! , HARTFORD A e i B Ife's of fare, ! Very Reasonable What's the birth-rate {n doctor?" “Well, Patient this countr Dr. Pearson: WILL BE mine s $50." | SOMTT FOLKS I KNOW Wallace M. Bayllse | |The oldest man I know, Bert Cage, ‘ |T.ooks not yet thirty-three; Appearances belle his age | For he was born B.C. | | “ e | My pity Wheraver paople are !Some so-called wag exclaims, Toot! | Look out! goes to Nichard Reot: | “Toot! E | Here's the TLR." ‘Y laugh at Peter D, Quarrett, I And so, I think, would you: {Hn's slow as stlcky glue, and yet You see he's D.Q. PRI | It's funny how Lean L. Can lay bricks cleverly, Yet doesn’'t know a thing of laws, Though he's an L.L.D. manufacturers at after-Easter reductions. many fur trimmed garments where will madam find such stylish coats at Daws |1 anvy Benson V. Delott, Saturday is the day! Ha should save much, it seems to me AL ;‘3_;}‘_“;;;:;“;‘;\}‘;‘"‘ he €2t s that were designed to sell at . : Saturday .o ciiven o The cost of things oft makes us sad! A The Pa of Frini O. Blee Coats that were designed to sell at $29.00 {Was much surprised to find the lad | Delivered F.O.E Coats that were designed to sell at $39.00. Saturday ..... Coats that were designed to sell Saturday Coats that were designed to gell Saturdayreseen Coats that were de~1gned to sell Saturday . 5.00. Needed a Rest Listener: “Is it really true you can throw your volea?” Ventrilquost: “Yes, indeed.” Listener: “Well, would you come with me and throw my wife's about |a quarter of a mile?" —Mrs. Henry Schulman. | Speeding it Up i Shopper: “Is this red paint a fast | that $49.00. at $39.00. at $69.00. es gir. Guaranteed abso- fast.” lutaly to be | Shopper: “Give me three cans and Il paint my car with it. 1 haven't I been ablo to get more than thirty out of the darn thing for a. week.' {rs. Phillp Salters. | > “(lé‘\.;::?r:c{wm'Lsu” “'fi(' | KRAZY KINDERGARTE: Mrs. Bustle—As soon (Conducted by Dusty) done we'll have the rooms [ Teeteher: | What would you suge [ Gertruge Junior |room, dear? Ime werk! Adeluide Her Husband — Clgaretts PaPer lapother thing and |womd he mice, 1 think. and while [‘qandefied correkly [you're thinking it over, just run Yo it tout and— | A certain man felt awfull wen Mra. 1oy cast him in 4 lions den The beests did rage Insido that Yut Dandefled them all. 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