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New Britain Heraldf HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Twned Daily (8unday Excepted) At Horald Bidg. 87 Church Bireer SUBSCRIPTION 1500 & Year, $2.00 Three Monthe 18c. & Mooth Extered at the Post Office at Hew kir'fn &2 Second Clase Mall Matter RATER TELEPHONK CALLS Buriness Office " Bditoria) Rooms ”e The only profitable advertistng mediur n the O Circulation books A oress room always open to advertisers Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is excluively en titled to the ure for re-putbiication of all news credited to It or not otherw credited In this paper and alwo loca’ aews published herein. Member Audit Bureau of Circolation » The A B. C. Is & natlova) organizatior whic® furnishes newspapers nd ndver tisers with & trictly honest analysle of efreulation, Our circulation statistics Are based upon this audit. This | orotection agafust fraud in nowepag distribution figures to both natlonal and loca) advertisers. The Herald 1o o dally b New fork at_Hotalin westand, Times auare; Bchultz's Newsstands. Entrance nd Cen d Btreet. TROLLEY STOPS IN PLAINVILLE {llc is confronted Platnville's troubls louble-harreled nature two troll #ing using the yanies, eac center as The ghway parking Conneetient o erminal railroad Plainy the & side R on the - on ot ind the one tol iy oth companies interfers me The point een compe terminals Connecticut, many eities sound reason why an electric more than a steam 1 any line, should have t uti the highway r When trolley cars zin oy possil park s ng main The wers HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1926. THE CITY ELECTION TOMORROW What interest the election e 18 In the city will sort, have the tomorrow to ¢ of the spontancous Kin that comes through rivalry of loyalty par- tles and the of party ad- herents, to produce a showing of polls. As one consequenca at the writer already has candidate with th tion will have the of So far as {s known, ving nizations, candldates are elal to The bly will indi- Arst rate o election returns prot had g the } the 1chin arve t votes that the Mayor Paonrssa claim two flor to most of Contrary laim that Mr fimber. his ments, good mayorn mayor himself, depsita announce m in that 1palgn then, rd administrations Mr take wo It would a Phit counter- | balance the pros and cons of the | it the voters will have Tn spite for T inde- | icipal electioneer- phia yer to revertheless of flon ing, 1t elec- will lines. R t) is probable tion be largely upon party have ihlicans a mz- Common Council, as| had. can Friends of | to political however, point rable personal they can sa with con than these ances {t i{s like an {rresist- ting an will is stronger in the city. Under ible force T fmmovable ve to| tell be- is going to something but no one can fore the crash what hapy We have purposely refrained from alluding to the various ies broug ward by the two candi- lates. It is to be hoped that the public — or that part of it which ng on the eds to | shown -— has been tly | regaled while reading their to dete how eall ments mir to vote, st for mental weighing By to- able claims comes today. everyone should be to rmine the action on the mor- row. Only one candidate can win, and the loser will have to be satis- hard roundly 1 with havirg put up a ut; the winner will be tulated and t city will re urn to political equanimity and br prepared for another two years of The lttle controversy —we ogress and prosperit 1 political but a ripple upon the ad- 51 AND 15 of Ed B1-year- York, and to Cindere romance W, ward Browning, rich old Itors of New Hr to a have come despit was no’ engage- ivery man ima cot. LUTHER BURBANK'S WONDER CARELR The t Luthe | Burbank He in resourcefulness o s iha | world W\ was reality From New England farm boy the nelghbors with pumpkina” to lons In ( Kir of the world, was one to Genfus not only for taking infinite had in g capacity quires Apa bank is m civing the possibilitics ts and pre 1 it in addtifon to ha on, as w inhe aros tion from different same species to produ There genius ke he stood me, heen a with him, and his passing there s none to take his pla edible cuc- The pitless prune, the tus — the elimination of thorns from this species until he a spineless cactus furnish animal food the desert in ere among hisnotable triun In experimenting with gl blossoms it is sald he raised than blossoms s he d¢ sired; and in perfecting pl it ed 1 cross-fertilizations of the plum apricot before successful, His cactus requi a milllon such order to obtain the varieti is #aid he prod: the experiment experiments the ed patient for sixteen Then there to lend pe to 1 | dahlia and verb which lacked perfume. And the Burbank | and the Shasta daisy—both fa for na, rose their m OtNY credited to Du will be a fitting time, SENTENCED 1t may that York, TO DIE AT 18 or not Herbert may Koerbe ke h not of a restaurant the *“cake-eater had to furr that ought anyone having the newer ge at Ten his eration o his f the ed did the hest family. His mother ghe could to rais boy, and che cently loo: seems to oned, and the being in mourni of his parent, b respongible in & Harlem ne quarters ret, drin ything > ave I down quick! ame hi While the spcll of th proprietice the under the spe youth tock a foray against the rest su mi th acts of v Physicians The p slow-moving 25 Years Ago Today more | 1 Bat cohol he took new eity Dick the second he took the today since 1 Commercial etreet time un club has tt estate himself q sug )t ma- more service ing the road roller over s that Lake street is vith mud to a depth of six Trumbull from rn_ trip 1 be held st will AW 1 to st 1 for will be b Dimock H o accepty } othery H W " Khardt Kkhar for corporation col " Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Would 3 of al bave 5 ner cent cod liver oll a or Pinching splurg friends 1 Flor- n't of 3 fter to the be a fac wild results that is as he who can ach love and for May —~true- True Story At all newsstands 25¢ They Probably Had “What became of the plan to form a blg bakers' combine?” “I think the government frowned on it “Yes “The persons in on that deal were told they had a erust to try it." Paul Cook 1026, Reproduction Forbidden.) Copyright, send all communieations to Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New | Uritain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York And Wouldn't You Like To Help Slap It On, Folks! ust o coat of paint or two | Can make a house look good as | new, ny d 1t a coat of mirth and cheer sposition that are queer? On A Warning ‘Il Just make out this wrer.'” Will that be all Jenkins: choeck to right?" Vaughn: “Yes, and if the check's no good, you can make out another to ‘pallbearer.’ " QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any | question of fact or information by {writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washingtor | Bureau, 1322 York | Washington, D. C, enclosing two | cents In stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice can given, nor can extended rc | be undertaken. All other questiong | will receive a personal reply. Un- | signed requests cannot be a (Her Report—Probable Ratny | All letters are confidential—Editor. ~::::‘ et Huh!l . wWhat is the meaning und de- Sprink | rivation of the name Stephen? T needed no umbrella? | \ R S T | A It is derived from the Greck “a crown of gurlands.” I got another felln |and means Murfel Lawrence, | Q Has there been in modern SR [times & man yho weighed a thou- Tres Simpl |sand pounds? | 9T make pants last, A. It is sald that Miles Darden 4 Tailor Hurst, of Tenn at the time of his IS aviimaiai i death in 1857, weighed more than Coat up first.” 1,000 pounds. He was 7 feet 6 inches | —McKinley H. Saver. |tall and at the age of 47 weighed PR [871 pounds. He was 53 years old Fead of My Own Class | when he Gied. I'm not in a-class, as a poet, [ Q@ What is the With lley or Byron or Poe; | Manila, P. 1.2 They're better than T am—T know it1 | 4. 285 Jut there's something else, too, that | Q@ Has Great Britain a cabinet I know. : |otficer in charge of Education? Though others may beat me at mak- | _ A (oo Education is a member of the Cab- verees that editors buy, obody better at baking berry shortcake than It —R. A. Cover. | WHEN BLACK IS READ Weather Conditions (His Report—Long Dry Spell) I showered her with presents, I showered her with dough; he left me for another guy! “It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo —Danlel Saunders, He population The here }A straw Lord Eustace Percy who was ap- ‘poln(ed ovember 1924, Q. Who were the parents of the late Vice President, Thoms | Marshall? Did the Vice Presic have any children? A. Thomas R. son of Daniel M. son Marshall. T alls had no children of their own but adopted a small boy “+ho died a few years be- Tudge: LIl do the same with you, | (O the death of Mr. Marsh eyl | Q. How many convi 5 Balla = there been under the She Lealioit s |Trust Laws from its 1 1590 ate? An old maid and an old suit ara |"'Y l’rl*e';:f'd(:n:r:y e e United states recently has reported to A litile pressing gives them both a | g0 tritiog States Senate that from SCULHGHEEOKS {the date of its passage to the prosent, 42 persons have been convicted and imprisoned under Section 1 of the Act; 1338 persons have been con- Vieted and sentenced to fines, the I fotal amount of which is $1,757,727; 104 dccrees have been entered in civil proceedings brous! the United States, 60 of which were con- gent. decrees. There vebeen 4 pro- ceedings in contempt to enforce thesa decrees, resulting in the con- viction of 13 persons for contempt Kindly Judge sam, did you steal that m: “Nawsah, your Honah. De zalierg chicken looked so lonely and miser- Ah took piiy on him, and shut n in mah coop.” man Anti- passage in “You voted for the man you love hes aid little Dorothy to me one ile I was voting, “\Why dear?” I asked. ou put a k she countered. —Mrs. M. W. Pinkerton. IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S NCY—— (What Thé Little Birdics Said) According to Sunny “With the birds singing around us here on the park bench, d 1 hink it would be a good time to —(No Wit, No Wit, No Wit. Fool! Fool! Fooll) er — I've found here's only one girl in this world, dear, who could make me happ: Who? Who? Who?) —And—er— well, T don’t know just how to say it. My brother Will was married last celi. He's a lucky chap and I thin wife will— (Whip-poor-Will! \ip-poor-Will)—well, what I'm to say s, will you—(Take Take Care! Take Care!)- nice evening, isn't it {white elephant? te a bit out of my| A. Some of the so-called white Lought some furni- |elephants are only light ture, rugs, and things—(Cheap! |common elephants. A real white ele- ip! Cheap!)—darn those birds! y, what T've been trying to will you—will you—be after “Because me,” sons convict: d and sentenced to pri- son in trial courts had their con- victions reversed upon appeal; 42 persons convieted and fined in trial |ed upon appeal; 7 Isuits in favor of | have been reversed by the Supreme Court. Q. Who were the Secrotaries of State during the first administration of Andrew Jackson? A ward Livingston and Mar- {tin Van Buren both served in that | capacity. er| Q. Is there such a thing as a “I've salary, save q amd T've | pink eyes. Such an elephant has been loaned to the London Zoo by a doc- tor in Burma and will be exhibites there for five months. Q. Who is the present premier of | Queensland, Austra and what s yon is, WIFE?" (Cuckon! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!) THESE GUYS AWYT EVEN WARM' '\ DIDNT BURY ANY BONES WITHIN A MILE OF HERE! TAKES A LOOK AT DWIN= OLING COAL SUPPLY IN BIN STRONGHEART THE IN KLASS AT KI'AZY KOLLEGE (Cond :cted by Gertrude) PUP £ Mr. Surface will be so good as ipe word ‘venomous’ I sure it won't be so bad. Be sure, iha Buca® the h, to extract a ken ite verra mooch, ne nieht from a crock 1 drank bootleg an’ 'twas jus’ twelve Venomous ran oop the clock = KRAZY KINDERGARTEN r“nnlhlt ted by Gertrude, Jr.) FINDS TIGURING 15 TDD INVOLVED FOR HIM AND WISHES HE LNED DOWN SOUTH Hel f your thersty surround.’ " v el Vos, n. you can get a drink do the werd ITtalian boy. od the werld was fiat cried, ‘Oh no surround.'” avenue, | vered. | of | The President ot the Board of | |inet. The present incumbent is Hon. | and the imprisonment of §; 29 per- | courts had their convictions revers- | deerces in clvil | the Government colored | [phant is an albino, with yellowish | [is ofticial address? A Hon, W. McCormack fa the [present incumbent. He also holds the position of Chief Secretary, Treasur- {or, and Vice-President of the Execu- tive Council. His officlal address is Parliament House, Brisbane, Queens- land, Australia, Q. How do bananas grow? Does the fruit point upward or down- | |ward? | A. Bananas grow on trees, or large tree-like plants. The bunches of bananas are in exactly the the reverse position as when hung in {fruit stores. The fruit grows up- ward, Q. Will wires stretched across the top or celling of a room Improve its ncoustica? No, Stretched wires have no ct In improving acousties. It has been tried many times and in the case of a church In California sev- ral miles of wire have been put up without any appreciable result, Q. Will anything eliminate per- apiration from the hands? » A. A formula recommended for perspiring hands Is as follows: Zinc oleate, 1 part; bismuth subnitrat 20 parts; betanapthol, 1 part; starch 59 parts, Apply by dusting frequent- ly over the surface. | Q. Where can ona redeem a |Panama Canal bond? Have they any {value? A. The Securities Division of the | U, 8 Treasury Department will re- deem these bonds and place a valua- tion upon them, Q. Are there forty-oight or forty- nine sta in the Unlon? What were the thirteen original states? There are 48 states in the United States. The thirteen original states were New Hampshire, Massa- s, Rhode Island, Connecticut, ¢ York, ow Jersey, Pennsyle Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, | arolina, South Carolina and Georgia. Q. What s the Emil Cone? A. Rue Jeanne d’Arc 186, Naney, | France. Q. In the election of 1864 how many popular votes were received by Lincoln and how many by his op- | ponent? A. Lincoln, Republiean candi- Aate, received 2,216,067 ands General MeClellan, the Democratic condidate, received 1,808,725, Q. How much did It cost to film Ben Hur? It is estimated that $4,000,000 was spent in making the film. Tt is gaid to be the costliest moving pic- |ture ever made. CONTRIBUTED APPRECIATION Former associates of Mrs. Char- lotte O. Hungerford offered the fol- lowing tribute to her memory: In the passing from our midst of Mrs. Charlotte O. Hungerford, we have lost a friend and an enthusias- tic worker for every worthy cause {in our city. Sha was democratic and generous | in her affection for people, radiating 2004 cheer and helpfulness and she 1ys responded greciously and without stint to the many honorabie positions bestowed upon her; al- ways doing more than her share to |make the cause she represented nuccess Her place in the First Church was one of great helpfulness. For many vears she was most active in the Sunday school. always gave her heartiest co-operation and efforts for the very finest music— ocial event and was a very helpful friend to the clergy and assistants. As a member of the board of address of Dr. | a| isted every | |the Young Woman's Christian ss- |soclgtion cher Interest and enorgy were unfailing and producthve While regent of Dsther Stanley |Chapter, D. A, R., she did fine con- Istructive work and when represent - ing the chapter at \Washington, 1 | C.. her popularity was very marked | Mrs. Hungerford has always been {on the Woman's board of our hos- {pital—first as chairman of the aux- illary committee bringing much |cheer and comfoyt to the patients and nurses and lately she was vies- president of the board. | ‘Through the board of the Wo- |man's club with her enthusiasm and financial support she brought mu and lectures to the community, She was a charter member and ardent supporter of our Musical club—a |vital force on any worth-while ob- t. | The closing of Mrs. Hungerford's lite while in the fullncss of her ac tivity, carries out an expressed wlsh, and as such, Is & comfort to her triends, for she recently remarked: I am in Jove with lite and hope to keep my keen interests to the end.” | As o close friend for many years {and in gouch with Mrs Hungertord in most of her activities, I would |vespeak the love and appreclation of her co-workers and friends, She ves @ vAcancy no one can ever | and will be missed beyond ex- pression by people in every walk of life | i Observation | On The Weather Washington, April 12—Foree for Southern New Jnglan and not quite so cold tonight; Tues- lay falr and warmer, fresh east nds diminishing. for E | wi | Toreca New York: | F not quitc tonight; :'1‘)- ay fair and warmer; fresh northeast winds diminishing. Conditions: The | turbance ‘is central this motning | over the east gulf coast. It has produced showers from the south- orn Ohio valley 1 to | ¥orida and N rolina coaste. A trough of lo ure stretches | from southern rnia northeast- ward to Manitoba. A strong ridge sure overlies the lake region and the middle Atlantic and | New England states and extends westward from the lake region [to New Mexico, A decided fall in temperature has oceurred through- out these districts during the past 4 hours, High pressure prevails over | North Pacific states. | Conaitions favor for this vicinity | fair followed by increasing cloudi- | nesd. m so cold 801 n o dis- the fm i A WOMAN'S BATTLE | A woman who is fighting for her health and her family's happiness is la valiant soldier. She wages her bat- tle in her own kitchen. She has no thrilling bugles to cheer her on, no waving -banners. Often she hecomes discouraged for {1l health is a powere |ful foe to contend with. |" For more than halt a “century, |women have found Lydia E. Pink- {ham's Vegetabla Compound a faith- {fal ally in thelr struggle for better {health. Have you become discouraged by {the same struggle? Give Lydia E. | Pinkham's Vegetable Compound & |chance to be your ally, too. “EAST 1S EAST AND WEST 1S WEST"— cook—— cookery art of forelgn countr From China, Holland, rmany, But every country has national dishes which it knows best how to And, here's a bulletin that tells you how to take advantage of the Hungary, TItaly, Mexico, Turke: France and India, our Washington Bureau has culled some of the most popular dishes and diract in the new ¢ 1 out lons for making them. They are all DISHES the coupon below and mail sa dlrect- | CLIP COUPON HERE | COORERY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, | 1 want a ¢ five of the bulletin cents uncancelled, U. I.\‘AME vesesasavoses cITY COUNTS UP HOW MANY DAYS BEFORE HE (AN PROBABLY LET TIRE 60 0UT WONDERS IF THERE PEEKS INTO FIRE-POT AND DECIDES THAT BY RUNNING HE 6ET THE FIRE UP 1322 New York Avenuo, Was! WIPE CALLS DOWN CANT S16) gton, D, C. OREIGN DISHES, and enclose herewith 8. postago stamps, or cotn for mme: | STATE - SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—THE LAST HALF TON IS THE HARDEST s ctuvas wnuians CLOYAS WILLIARS |! BY ANY STRETCH OF IMAGINATION HE'S GOT A HALF A TON LAST IF HE USED SIX SHOVELFULS A DAY, FIF fi i H5 AND GOES UPTO ORDER ANOTHER TON. FIRE LOWER HE'LLJUSTBE A LITTLE, HOUSE 15 A5 CORL'S CHEAPER THAN ABLE T® SQUEAK BY (COLD AS A BARN ARGUING . right, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.

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