New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 6, 1926, Page 6

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Our clrcuintion aro baned upon th prutection agali distribution fig local advertisers. nawepper al and The Herald te on n New York at_ Hotaling's Nowsstar \ner Square; Bchultz's Newsst Entrance Grand Central. 42nd Btreet LOCAL These duty of ¢ POLITICAT, NEWS are ery ful note of los better able Ul e the to « clusion Dposi- tlons taken by didates, On eampaign but a spirited battl the surfa wyoralty arm as yet; toth through &pe the the effect. which is best reaches the best The dence most campaiz every evi- of being a gentlemanly race, with both parties backing up their fully do candidates and ¢ voters to the r To do their hest necessary for th in possible way it s voters to keep in id s to the touch with what i let their matur the guides on election day eing and udgment candidates merits of JUVENILE DELINQUENCY On¢ th ments greeting by the child of nnounce- public is madc the dr ment contrary to that nile the ade. Wide caused npression, crime delingue been on increasc that youthtul ¢ ly increasing. cording n the of cities the We are conclubions hen io e ma the other children's bur of how the though it is that the repor MENCKREN'S STUNT H8 known tor, has Watch and by that sored it editor, wit iconos trying city sonal metr zine on a All ¢ effort liberty, fr WAIL TO THID COACHES NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, APRIL 6, 1926, e RALD CHAPMAN THROWING A SOP TO IGNORLY D IRRECONCILABLES has been as con-| Refusal of the President against the | represented the [dentn penaity throughout ihrs';l(n-i Soptember the to consldered Seldom Iderable there to he a revulsion at Geneva con n the World e campalgn ference in whe 18 has marked excention Sonate \Id Chapman. Not that the pub- | death “,M o, but in the case of Chapmas [ there diver- hon- of reservations will be d due entirely to the i Court lic L belng agalnst | G 1s | 1le opposes for murderers waged by irreconcilables the World Loague of Nations clse having | shores apparently was much Court, the nion among ma and everything regarding thie element of Its scat Thus polifieal governs ign n conncetion 1t with this par be ldle boen met | expediency would to | once again governmontal it has hand. The prevailing | to be that policy The Scnate to bers of the World Court, reservations need ex- long | plaining nations already doubt the | e hanged but life. But the law thought opinic 50 n- {he 1 s existed an expl by nation could bes given a ropresentative of the Amerl There will b acld test by other powers and lack Amer gathering '8 can government that the s a pos evidence ard and according th bility given t the to ntative t and fean rep in ty of Con to int the it dive 45 na- diminutive m will r in a no more and of among the Chaup 80 opinion 11 American tiong involved the nations down 1) will be President reservations noose | barred from the court having be- | Coolidg: at th fter fulling to is Nop drive the Court, erime home his United Sta victory in taking the World With no representative answer the will Dbe propounded, prospects for adherence are growing dimmer. All this has come about because the irreconcil- | 1 various | he end, or a es into That Geneva an to . was certain from the | naturally time he se it upon a carcer to ali He inst honest men; and he reach- |into various doubtful senatorial dis the end with certainty. | There a false glamour about enemics the wrest cied luxury from bid when he ope | | ty made a for a vio- 1 his war | ables, headed by Borah, have gone | tricts and threaten to defeat certain ot Republican senators who voted for the World Court. When will a Republican adminis- honest | tration in Washington refuse to 1 intrepid plainsmen who wrest- : place senatorial politics or any other from a wilderness kind of varlous varictics of politics ly all are forgotten, but the |above the manifest destiny of the of James remains & | nation to be a leader of mankind, In- Lyword. Thus Chapman, although a | stead of a nation of sullen fsolation- law which follow them to their graves and live long atter. Of the thousands of mpire | virtus name of Jesse crook, a robber and a murderer, i | ists? There can be no doubt as to ! name to | the names nown by almost every- preponderating one while the of some | whose actions the | statesmen upon politics sentiment again is allowed to govern our actlons. It we are going to permit Borah suggest it, the minority fate of nations depended are near- ly if not quite forgotten. en a man — even a crook — ay and fights for his life in | to run the country, let's elect him the uppermost, widespread interest in Had Chapman during periodical forays upon with death have been one or two manner of Chapman, hu- | president man element is and is a The gasoline price has gone up a cent; production is also up, and so are surplus stocks. This In- to be thoroughly modernized and the one criminal, his met of soclety sudden | qustry appears here would stabilized, day heen for of surprise and he would have forthwith. Put the | sawn “battle for life” by the | cleney-ized gotten ong ¢ bandit his him a nation The governor's foot guard beau- and the dramatization of | tles have a hard time arranging that tour, dently ft the noose, mad Buropean ey regarding it Europe Al character. The pub- | as a military interested in the erest e intense I aton: as they would in viliain being battle for was some | JeTnCSy What Lecomo of the ment for smaller bills bills bills, has legal there not grocery but el or laundry money he would escape | - 16 thus earning the New deaths title of metropolitan city Haven had March, Connc as not an obscure in the cause celebre in Neine o sured will not be quick- | In the annals of| held women carcer of banditry The robbed crooks who up and aptor will go down | e A S players did not need to first order the dismal story of Leo- ch unworth- | thom 1o open first national banks. construetive element e may w from the miasmic | Harry Thaw is going to write and publish a book. If 1t eontains all the cvidence given at his étrial will be a best seller. ump of the Chapman case is & a timent in Conn ut against | tinuation of capital punish- | There is rdom for a diversity opinions about the modus Another gain as the result of the | World War: Austria has dropped its stage censorship after 76 years I cnemies but to punishing su at the it 15 Chapman; FoooMIse of censoring. iment against nent as the re Spanish flyers are en route from Madrid to the Philippines. 1t will a glons where people ot | this state | be notic they always fly to re- h any maudlin sympathy for | nal — there being glmost he underworld their language. ment that was as the That §9-year-old who s to push W acts as eyclist a bicycle from Boston to but but on general | principles. ngton may be foolish he man he is in good health. + E land is being climinated from the blight, i the way ery chestnut tree in New Eng- scencry by the t is sald, building 1 e hie Uoll\mu;‘"” going of 0 smith shop. of good FOR MONOPOLIES AND U. S. MONEY President Kansas, 1ibel atmo. 1,000 Coolidge deserves un- stinted credit for his policy of dis- the 1 bankers to foreign mon- hold | couraging n of money by American small towns: | opolists, who in turn would rallroad will g0 |up American consumers. 1t be remembered Rrazillan coffec me on April will that monopo de | pended upon American financial " | assistance to “stabilize” their busi enabling them to finance " | ness, gs in warchouses while controlling shipments to a4 United York complaining States. bankers are said to bitterly regarding attitude, Let carrying ow administration's 1t out the principle ¢ he them complain 1s not f “less govern- it overseas extor- ment in business ut is pre- L species of wonder how that vicinity rican bank Bri rman potash monopo- the kings of Brazil, who largely live in London. turn | at | queries that | sentiment | throughout the nation; yet because efli- | move- | violent | most | it can understand | | Facts and Fancies The while X8 frane will keep on declining the French keep on declining | “There is vast satisfaction in ob surity, says a philosophet, ge Colonel Mitehell, Anyway, Mussolini fs a real ezar. | Ie's not like some of these littlc caurdines, | atlons (0 Fun Shop Lddiior, care Of the New Briin Herald, and your ieter | will be forwarded 0 New York | Suckers aren't 80 green, They find | bessmm e | confidence men the law's agents | never seem ablo to locate, | e Is ove Those Whoso Dres-|wphe werst is is used to persuade the middle BILLS, 10 buy lots, , IPor thuse paraded E: Misunderstood Mrs. Rowland: “Our CHarity So- clety is trying to find somcone to go to the hospital and brighten the chil- dren,’ | They Come High, Folks! annuul display of clothes 1 the saying goes, yet to come The Upper class enc : ) er frills!y — | lady-shop windows suggest to 1 the regular spring pocket clean- Mrs. Rowl i not frighten.' " Heartrouble, The sald ‘brighten, ‘| Bobbed-Halr | Bandit. WEEN BLACK 1S READ | You can't blame a woman driver for not knowing which way to turn | in @ jam. You wouldn't either, with your cyes shut, Tweed! Tweed! | It you are fond of riddles, | Here's one that is a beaut! AL Which is the extra trouser A study of China just makes you |10 & two-trouser suit? wonder how a Chinaman tell | J. Sheriden, | when he turns Bolshevik, hi can = | Tiger woman: Any scared whose lack of sense made her the plaything of some sneak thicf. | Seein’ Things! girl |1U8 queer how sight affects us! | When herds of steers T see |Upon the plains of Texas, | ()R () ) B ()R, [e) [6) [e) o o They look THAT way to me! Smoke Jack. . | Perhaps it would help to use few- ! | er pictures of the criminal's victims | | and more pictures of the hanging. | It 1s probable, however, that| Specially From Father Fokes must of bin mistaken | where people know least about evo- [ Jutlon thero is more of it going on, |BOUt the end of the crosswerd craze IPor O, the cross werds T herd All thru spring clecning days! —Gertrude, Jr, The swan song of a French Cab inet begins with the words: “Now as | " to paying Uncle Sam.” | Cluck! Cluck! | My daughter needs new garters! | And so I seize my pen And start to scratching for her— |Like any mother hen! | —Ola Gay Wright, | . oe e | And He Chews, Too! | T've glven to my little dog |A name that nicely fits— | I've christened him “Sir Cuspidor” | Because he is a Spit | Markell. | | As to being good to enemi [ class that Wall Street provides the most lambs for it. the most Tmproving Tt Newlywed: “This cake tastes| e | mighty funny, dear. | | This age will be remembered as| Mrs, Newlywed: “Well, T guess it's | the one that kept on debating ques- my fault, darling, though 1 don't see | | tions after they were settlod. |how it could make any difference. | B —— | The recip: said to add two eggs and The only department of Govern- |make it into a paste, I didn’'t have | ment that secms actually to do any- |any paste, and so I used glue, in-| thing for the farmer is the weather |stead.” | ‘hnr-»an. | Jennie Rochelle. | | The smaller the town the easier it | is 10 look haughty in a closed flivver. | | Mdny a Congressman's words sound convincingly dry because you |pretty if her knees show! | aren't ciose enough to smell them. | | |A STORY GROWS, Anyway, it is nice of Pola Negri AND— [to let Valentino known throug the| (Pieced Together by Sunny) press before taking him to the altar, | What Louis ad—Mr. [ Maxson Foxhall Judell, Editor of “May 1|THE FUN SHOP, sent me a check t down |for a joke! Oh I'm so tickled about 1t What Nan Said She Said—Louise |got a check for I don't know how many hundreds of dollars for a story |she sent to a Mr. Judell, a famous {editor! T hope her literary success |does not turn her head! | What Mrs. Mann Said— T suppose as lyou've heard all about Lou You “David Harum” in the play of that | [TAVEN'T? Well, it s that she name, which is to be seen” at the |met a man in Greenwich Village, or Russwin Lyceum tonight, is said 10 fgomewhere, and he turned out to be be capitally concelved. The play iS|jygell, the great publisher. She's one of life in céntral New York and |ritten a novel, and has been offer- is full of atmosphere of the country. (g4 a partnership in a big publish | I defeated Co. D at indoor |ing house! baseball last night, coming from be- | \hat Mrs. Henry Sald—Tsn't it hind amid much kicking at the um- |tpe limit about Louisc! It seems that [pirc's decisions, there is a romance between her and The s have been held, | Judell—the world famous publisher. |and the clection next Tuesday will [He's accepted all of her novels and | probably he nothing more than a |y hear—don't repeat this, of course! | ratification. Except under extraor- | hear that they are to be married | dinary elrcumstances the republican |gsoon? Well, she s WAS a vamp! | |candidates will win in the first four| And Mrs. Ms —Touise has a | | wards and the democrats in the |divorce now from Judell, the great— |first four wards and the democrats |WHAT! You didn't even know she {in the fifth and Two years|was married! Well, it seems that | |ago the demacrats in the fitth and |Jugell, who is really the Prince of | |sixth were beaten by socialist candi- |Wales, traveling incognito, became {dates, but there is no strong ind interested in Louise’s literary career. tlon that this feat will he repeated. | Atter the Books were published and The prodiction tomorrow evening [ghown in the movies she ran off at the Lyceum will be “The Night |\with another man—isn't it terrible!! Before Christmas,” with Billy Pick crel. The scene is laid in a quiet |little Ohio hamlet, and the charac- fers can be instantly recognized as | indigenous to nearly every American | country settlement ND GROWS, | Corrcct th | smoke?” he as beside her. (Protected by Publishers' Syndicate) entence ked, as he s William H. Crane's make-up Co. caueu all sixth WHERE. D' YUW GIT DAY STUFF ADOUT JAK DEMPSEY AINT GONNA FIGHT NO John Boyle has awarded to O. T\ MORE ? HE'S MARRIED, | Curtis the contract to ercet his new AINT HED — |three story brick building on Com- 7 ( o mercial strect The con calls for everything except painting. The Twentieth Century Debating olub will meet in the South church Saturday evening and discuss: “Re- | solved: That this Country is War- | ranted in Phohibiting Chinese Im- migration.” | At the meeting of the Lyceum | league tomorrow evening, W. P, Felt | will speak on ome Interesting Teatures in the Geology of Connec- ticut." There was a collision between n‘, trolley car and a _delivery wagon | belonging to the New Britain Ex- press Co., on West Main street last night. Thomas Leonard was driving the wagon, which was heavily load- with packages. When the col- | lision occurred, he was thrown out, | being badly ken up, and the| horses ran @ The wagon F(Yll(‘k' way 3 etone nns Eugene I | ¢ g1AsS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE in front of B Sctar se and was badly shat- Porter's house and was badly | Conducted by Gertrude) acher tered, th shafts being broken off. | Mr. Porter came out and held the 2 i el horse, which was sent to Steele’s Miss' Gertrude s resnectiul . quests the presence of the juantity’ in the company of livi able [ ¥ M. Burdick won the rifle tour- { /0, Bp g v p o Abel Bodied | nament at the Y. M. C. A. Saturday “Sure, Mike he is wan awful thafe! night with a score of Other matkevene b, Doomia J- Par | what's not nailed down he'd hook i, If something in a store he saw malee 29, and W. E. Reers 30, Mike quantity just took it!" obert H. Warick. sh re- word Mr. SASK Y6UR DARBER” 1] He knows what Lucky Tiger will do for yoor hair and sealp. Mi :h-ruo“ ¥ vsers. Take homea KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Dusty) Tectcher: “Wile Gertrude, Jr. is skipping Boy, | [1ent religior | majority jan | right |Jews form a considerable pel lan1 on the Tommy Hawk: “My malteeth Eddle ith a very love- ly tat, He usdd to be a titten once but dood- ness how he grew! And of corth Im also very fond of Freddy, Cawth darling little dood tattoo!" (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction forbidden) Freddy ith a QUESTIONS ANSWERED Ya\l can get question of fact writing to the Now Britain He Burcau, 1322 New | Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for repl legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other qu will receive a personal reply. an answer to any or information by Question Editor, d, Washington York avenue, Medical, ons e Un- | signed requests cannot be unswered. All letters are confidential— Q. tion of Poland ditor, What is the size and popula- W.at is the prev and when did it become an independent state? A. Poland now compris of 149,359 tquare miles and has a total population of T4 A of the population profess the Roman Catholic taith, but there is no established church in Poland, denominations cnjoying equal although Article 117 of the constsit:tion declares Roman Catho- licism to be the dominant religion. centage of the population. On November 9, 1918, the independence of Poland was proclaimed and on June 28, 181J, the Treaty of Versailles ree- ognized the independence of that country. Q. How do Roman Catholics and Protestants compare in number in Mexico? A. There are 15,033,176 Roman Catholics and 68,839 Protestants. Q. When did the twentieth cen- tury begin? A. In common usage the contury means the yvears A, D. 1-100; the second century the years A, D. 101-200; and the twenticth centiry A. D. 1901-2000. By this reckoning therefore, the 20th centu January 1, 1901, Q. Who won the haseball world series in 1920 and who were the con- testants? s The contesting ' teams were Cleveland Americans and Brooklyn tionals. Cleveland won, five an area first Q. Is the States called “Lost Rive A strecam in Hardin county. West Virginia bears that name. 1t flows through a cave in a mountain other side is known as Capon river. Q. What firm publis let “He Knew Lincolt hed the book- ' by Ida M | Tarbell? A. McClure Phillips pany, New York city. Q. Did American citizens who enlisted in the Canadian forces dur- ing the World War lose their Ameri- can citizenship? If so, how can they regain it? A. Yes, they lost their citizen- ship by reason of the oath of allegi- ance 1o a foreign power when they entered the vice. They can re- and com States preseribed by the naturaliza- tion law and regulations. Q. In what foods does “Vitamin B" exist? A. It is found in such foods as potatoes, whole wheat fiour, milk, eggs, Mafy vegetables, tomatoes and fruits such as oranges. Q. Who were the parents of Colonel Willlam Mitchell and where was lie born? A drum Mitchell and Harriet Danforth Becker Mitchell and was born in . France, December 29, 1879, Q. Was there really a man named “Hoyle"-—an authority on card SHELF UP AT LAST AND IT WAS SOME J0B,T00 STOPPING TO (ALL UP AND 15 GOING TO BOWL TONIEHT ‘ rope with her trained rattlesnake. | . [perhaps Thomas will come acros | & with ‘tattoo.’ And dont let your I P | |get away from you, Thomas" began | gain American citizenship by taking | the oath of allcgiance to the United | He is the son of John Len-.} STARTS TOR TOOL DRAWER A LTTILE LATER HEARS A CRY AND TINDS WIFE SEE WHETHER FRED PERLEY STARTED TO TELEPHONE AND THE HAMMER TELL TOO OVER ON HER FINGER games? A. Edmund Hoyle was an Eng- lish writer on games born in 1672 and died In 1769, Of his early life comparutively little i known, al- though it is asserted that he was cducated for the law, For many years he lived fn London, writing ‘nxmn and glving instructions in cam s and in 1742 he published a | “ghort Treatise on the Game of | /hist" which went through many | leditions and became the world's | authority, He later published other | Looks on games, | Q. To what country does the Sa- | lara Desert belong? A. By a convention between Great Britain and France the for- mer recognized the right of France 10 all territory west of the Nile asin which practically Includes the | pressure noted yesterday hole of the Sahara. It is now part | Missouri valley region French Sudan. Much of the [eastward during the past 24 hours 'sert, however, 1s as yet unexplored, |and centers this morning over the nd Italian Libia extends into the |middle Atlantic states with a long nmapped portion of it. |crest of high pressure over the Q. What percentage of the people | south Atlantic coast districts, Arcas of Mexico are pure white? of low pressure prevall over Cali- A. Only about 20 per cent. The | fornia, Colorado and Missouri and Jarger part of the population is of | rain or snow is falliag In the Mis- Indian and mixed bloods. sourl central Mississippi and Ohio Q. What {8 the oldest unlversity |valleys. There have been heavy in the United States? | rains throughout California during A. Harvard, founded in 1636, |the past two days. Q. When and in what form were | Los Angeles reported a total or postage stamps first issued? four inches during the last 48 hours, A. The carliest form of postage | Lower temperatures obtain this stamp was used in Paris in 16563 by | morning in the lower lake region, i{he petite poste, established under | upper Ohio valley, middle Atlantic royal authority by Comte de Nogent [and New England states but tem- and Sieur de Villayer. It was a bil- | peratures are vising in the finterior let bearing a distinetive device and | between the Rockics and the upper s intended to be wrapped around [lalke reglon. or slipped inside the letter in such [ Conditions favor for this vicinity manner that it could be removed | fair weather followed by incrcasing ily. Postage stamps as we now | cloudiness. know them date back to 1840 when . e in cneat Brean o commection| ATHEISTS ORGANIZE ‘use in Great Brifain in connection Colorado Man Back of Movement Observation On The Weather Washinton, April 8.—Ior Southern New England enow and not quite so cold, Wed- nesday rain, slowly rising tempera- ture in interfor, slight northeast und cast winds, increasing Wednesday Yor Eastern New Yor! Rain or snow in south and snow in north portion tonight; Wednesday rain in | south and rain or snow in north portion; slowly rising tomperaturo tonight and Wednesday; increasing northeast and cast winds. Conditions An area st for Rain ov of high over tho advanced |with the postal feforms of Sir Row- {1and Hil' Other nations quickly fol- | |lowed the British example, until the | use of postage stamps hecame prac- | |tically universal. In the United States |the first stamps were issued by In- dividual postmasters at their own ex- |pense in 1845, but were supersaded in 1847 by the first government is- |sue. | Q. How does the Esch-Cummins bill provide a fair return to rallroads fon their investment? | A The Tsch-Cummins bill stipu- |lates that the Interstate Commerce 3 |Gommissiondn the exorcisa of it-|| mont of Atheism, [control over railroad rates shall es- | “Flans have been made to form |tablish those that will enable the | Chapters in almost every university lcarriers, as a whole “under honest,' toWn In the west," he eald tod leficient, and economical manage- | Mr- Beard’s announcement d Iment and reasonable expenditure jclired —the chapters would = be |for maintenance of way, structures |Stvled after ‘the “ociety of the land equipment, to earn an aggregate | damned souls” which was recently [net railway operating income, equal, ‘nmflmz d in New York. |as nearly as m to a fair re-| Simultancously an announcement lturn upon the aggregate value of (was made by W. W. Campbell, |the railway property of such earriers | president of the Unive of Cali- Iheld for and used In the service of | fornia and Berkeley |transportation.” The Commission has | tempt to organize {established 3-4 per cent as a|chapter’ here fair return. | squelched.” Q. What is “arterioscler A. A discase of the arter |zinning in the internal coat as a lehronic inflammatory process and | | finally resulting in the hardening of the muscular elastic coat. The con- nective tissues of the walls is in- |ereased in quantity, This produces a |contraciion by pressure on the ihlood vessels supplying the artery. |whieh in turn causes weakening and |degeneration of the walls of the ves- |sels. They lose their elasticity, he- |come hard, and rigid and are casily | ruptured. —Will Be Squelched if Brought to University of California. San Frincisco, April 6 (A — A movement looking to the formation of atheistic organizations to solidi- fy the country's unbelievers has been started By Theodore Reard of | Colorado, organizer for the Ameri- can Assoclation for the Advan it that an 5 would be Peary Discovered North Pole Just 17 Years Ago Washington, April ¢ (P—With |Byrd expedition to the north polar regions hardly out of sight from New York admirers of the carcer of |Rear Admiral Robert E. Prary as a |polar explorer gathered today to |commemorate the 17th annive {of his discovery of the pole i Ceremonies at his mo nt in Ap- lington National Cemetery with Representatives Admiral Peary's own corps in the mav e clvil e savages of South America cers, as specially henored the sclentific |were arringed by the Veterans them to sun- {Forelgn Wars and the N {graphic socicty. Some treat their wounds by | process of exposing light. of nal Geo- T AST IS EAST AND WEST IS WEST'— But country has national dishes wWhich It knows best how to cook— A «'s a bulletin that tells you how to take T foreign From China Spain, Tr most popuia now bulleth 1t you wish advantage of the rmany, Hungary, Italy, Mexico, Turkey our’ Washington Bureau bas culled some dishes s making them. 1 FOREIGN DISH I a copy, fill out 8yria of the i the coupon below and m CLIP COUPON HERFE D, O and or owit \pe, or colu for same a copy of the bulletn FORE 1 five cents In loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage s lNA)IE ven CITY teesessesassnninees BTATE ST. & NO. or R. R, . SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—PUTTING THE HAMMER AWAY By GLUYAS WILLIAMS SAYS WELL HU'S GOT THE CALLS VES HE KNOWS HE TAKES HAMMER OFF LIVING- KALF HOUR LATER 1S RE - LEFT HAMMER ON LIVING* ROOM TABLE , HE'LL PUT STRAIGHTEN PICURE OVER ON MANTELPIECE ITAWAY IN JUST A SECOND MANTELPIECE ROOM TABLE AND STOPSTO MINDED HAMMER 1S STiLL < TAKES HAMMER AND RE- THAT EVENING WIFE Smie MEMBERS SCREW-DRIVER DOWN ON HAMIMER i 15 SOMEWHERE ROUND, FIRESIDE CHAIR ANL PUTS T AWAY HERSELF The Bell Syndicate.-Ine)