New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 31, 1926, Page 6

New Bl‘itain Herald DEMOCRATIO ISSUES A CONVICT SHIP dancing the Charleston." devised a better treatment, but no A DISCOVERED ON THE SEAS F t ‘lF . —Willlam T. Eberhart. |means of preventing Itg spread were Obseryatlon HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY 2 Ehaver, ohsivman of the] ' The term “wonvist ship® smavks aclsan ancies e e xwu\I\ln u;)llll:lt-!mvr alscovered vac- LN sl eratio national committee, has| of the 1§fh eentury; yot thore is By ROBERT QUILLEN Lite's darkest moment, it seoms to | Q. llow many carpenters are n e eather | | lepe el Bendep raceted) od somo slsues for the 1020 [still ono afloan and It fs doing me. I when one comes (0 the realizis | thero In the United Staten? | L congrosslonal campalgn, to wit: | business, AtollierINaod ey te avolatnlet tion that one has labored long and | A, The 1920 ccnsus gives a total | 5 ] i SUBSCRIPTION RATES Presidontial appolntments, the | The LaMarinlere 1s ita name, and |blood presure i to swat the first falthfully to bring up a large family | of 867,370 | carasington AASieS LenRRItotes I 700 8 Yoo i | gl |y, of children, not one of whom 1s cle Q. What does the word “Mizpah for Southern Now England: — Prob- | B et Uuminum - company, the Tarift4it files tho French flag. At the T r enough to get himselt in THE |moun? \bly rain tonight and Thursday, | T6c. & Month commisslon investigation, and the | present moment it is enroute (o! A lean! i " | ‘J'l N SHOP! A “TPhe Lord watch between warmer tonight, colder In western | Devir o o | mericaniam: paternal gov- | —Mrs, I, R rker, thee and me when w 1 t | Massachusetts Thursday, strong eust \ ods of reducing t Devil's Island, Trench Guiana, | [ . TR, . ico and me when we are absent | ¥ 4 at the Post Office at New Rrita't =S {ernment finding more and more jobs | M= wawer) | —_— |one from another.” d southeast winds, = shifting to b A hese glve ovidence of deep!carrylng 340 prisoners who have |for Hoover, [~ Scud all communtcations 1o Fun | it et [ .o | wost on Thursday, b s | be o | 8hop L2ait 0 0f P . | Q. What was sldent Harding's s S, ght They surpass the lesucs en sentenced to spend the re- | i op Lditor, care Of the New Tady In Taxl (o reckless ariver): | (1" nimo? Ts Calvin Coolidge ”w‘ Forecast for Lastern New York: | il 1S rought to the attention of Maino | malnder of their lives on this bar- | Sign of spring: Wanted, to trade ‘I “"l'l""" Herald, and your fetter ||v5g caroful when you pass that ear. [ pom oo "h L ddone Goolldge? | Probably rain tonight and Thurs | Edltoria) Rooms +os 936 Voters and embodying tariff re- |ren and inhospitable speck in the |radlo set for 34x4 tires in fair con- (4 V' ,M,mn“mhd, 10 ewg¥ori Thera 6 only ahoutislxinchoiolears (¥ WproaldentiHard|nyinamie) was | WAITCE Lom &AL “\“H,‘rv il g et ‘dlwlnn. m E .m;vl s ke 5 Warren Gamaliel Harding, Presi. | St 26 southeast, shifting to west fitable advertising mediu: 3 | —_— Might as Well Be in Style, ¥\ | Drivert “& youse, don’t ECl | qont conlidge's baptismal name, it is [ VINdS o e e Biecaiarion. whoks ani | Presidential appointments open a| The human defelicts aboard arc | The real mystory about most mur- |House-cleaning e, wa Koy e | (Fesht Mo name's not, Clarencet” = (iR LE0CVE(R U AT byt | Conditions: Tho disturbance thot room always open to mdvertiers iy gioq gor dfscussion; the | known as “bandits” fn this coun- |ders is that people cam kil for so | —IH. H. T he has never uscd the “John' since | W43 hoted In tho lower Mississippl aluminum compar ¢ which | try, France 1s ng them where |little cause. New paint and polish, windows| (CoPyrisht, 1 Tteproductivn | anyoring public life. valley yestordny morning has moved § ety e aeseetaten] Peoes tuminum % mpany, of )\\]h!) i lrl;:u( 18 pum;,.. them wher {pean polish, windov j it I g :,) il oot | eRGAS. Rarehonaiard” with " ooas The Associated Prees 's oxclusively en | Socrctary Mellon fs a stockholder, | they will no longer have an oppor- | B y arguerilo | yiaarable. Increus ) i | fitied o the tse for re-publication « i §or hayel a0 OB B0 et ETar AL Ioloas Irenys Kibiia lsathicuze o o XTIl Framitne Krench Aok aREy | P inerease In en and § A %ews credited to 1t ov ot otherwins | Vlelds enough grlt to induce | tunity to threaten soclety. {they scom so ordinary that you are | care, | in 10 Fih9 o bosn rosadmlCEnd g e ra Lils poningin Lake Michi SR credited n this paper und aleo loca! ' (hougnt waves among vo in| Trance regards herself as 100 |inepired to have faith in yourselt, | And make the fun shine every- | il gan with minimum pressure read- news published hereln. L | A. Victor Marguerite was the 'ine of 20.04 ine veported from bt many states; the tt commis- | per cent efficient in tho treatment | e | where! [ |author of La Gatcone, & novel deal- | Chicago, Illinois, 1t is produclng Member Audit Burean of Circalation | sion will furnlsh humor, The Demo- | 0f its conviets. Sentimentality s | -eDturies from now some eclen | ing with certain features inditating | moderate to heavy rains from The A, B. O s & natioral orgnuizatior [tist may find’ a petrified tire track A Drilliant Tdea, Say Wet N ot DR ARGl B e ,‘ Wl b wito' furnishes Dewspapers and adve | catie plan for tax reduction, which | virtually unknown. There Wil be |ana reconstruct the great serpent| Doris: “Say, Kobert, dont you ,.,r\ bt e e ki b e Ll """[-' \afithaibalaroglanyian tisers with a etrictly honest analysle of & 3 oyt Sy . 5 : i Bl , don ecer | ee i independence of women in oAt ever middle, centrl circulation. Onr clreulation st would raluce federal income and|no opportunity for mutiny en ““’” mado 1t i the windows of your car | | post-war France, He was expelled south Atlantic states and wre based upon thia nudit. Thie mArer | xpond patlonal debt over a | route. The ship is equipped with | e Robert: “Certainly not! Don't you rom the French Academy @n th Atlantle states and Southern Drotectior, agaluet fraud in niwspapes i ! \ | ‘ |think we want a liitle privacy? o SIS acit e . k distribution figures to both natfonal and | er period, lost In Congress be- | ten pumps for the projection of hot ) | ground his book was 4 s - England, : local advertisers. cause 1t was not as logleal as the|steam into the mob should therc | it oR | dhloysrslection upon the maralelof|f Mhtalna ot tiainonas or more]dus: i | et I'rance. This occurred in the lat- he p 1 hours were reported 0 lan adopted, This s a technlcality | be & meles to take charge of the | | 5 et . Y r The Hemid tn on se duily n New plan adopted J l, a technieali Y‘ ) L alto charg! al | AN TASTER ARGUMENT ropart of the year 1923 and Ana- v and Alabama, the Tork st Uotalluge Newsstand, M0 | ihat will not of taclf do much to| Tor “individual hot-heads ke Fodney Tt Clemen | tole I'rance, the Irench premicr of | preatest b Dl EH s A MacoH t ehultz'| ewsstanda. ntry . | 3. X ‘oleman 1 = ek i Tal 4t 8treet wrouse General Apathy. | there are appliances for the Infite- | [Jack Woods and his wife had been ; Ietters, addressed a manifesto to the | (; G RVTTIUS DIAN | The third of the Scnate which | tlon of punishment guaranteed to| & EIUE R T : | marred two weeks | % Acudeiny protestng against (ho ox- ures have fallen de- 8 NG § 'S PLAY | h ke alr service popu- |y 5 5 pulsion. o has, however, never 11 » storm an A LU st o, | W1 Bave to face the eloctorate this | discourage the most desperate Of |10 1y using planes to wmy” P | When May, his wife, lcarned to her W i i i Rignniand vernor s Thousing plan, | L3y by 8 ¢ KOrrow | ! o i ere re- Bl dIoE the alate houslngl banty | yeariwlliiherforced to aeal Infatate jlhandilg. farmer's potatoes and other things? That hubhy was one of those gorg-| QUESTIONS ANSWLRLD | Q 10 were the members of the | portcd from Ne nd Central i i disastor at Albany, | [461¢s to @ large extent; and Clem | Devil's Ieland Is an instance of b8 eils (b g ewer fo any | faMOUS “Tennis Cabinet” of Presi-|Toss IER | MOLPN B Shaver's campalgn platform will ap- | French economy. After the con- | Well. What if Amerlca produces |who'a huy what she wanted — to- | question of f orination by | 100t Ttoosevelt? {0 op|, 1 tho) viainaj sintes. east of i where the judiciary committee of 2 e i S |few opera singers? Furope pro- | orrow! | writing to the ¢ fon Editor, New A Ambassador Jusserand, of | Ttocky Mountains temperatures i iomes Lovas!atalvaak thalentine|| BYARAE BATLAYS ots have begun thelr “LVIOE |quces tew able to sing & jazs song [The truth s, he hated to part with | Britain Horald hington Burcau, | LTance: Gifiord Pinchot, chief for-)rangs from ten degrees In eastern h | The administration already seems | death” on this island the cost of |jazzily, T (&C50eR 18 \ et \‘ »n"“‘ Washir “ lester of the U, 8.; Itobert Bacon, tana and North Dakota to 20 ‘cTehmo. LN btsmen | FecOnClled o the probability of los- | upkeep 1 slight. {And, furthermore, he wouldn't let S i b sty | 2Ssistent gscratar :‘.f 't.m; r\.‘;\; - {idegrees in OKlahoma. Areas of high Republican agsemblym: | | S cenilo o b 7 nee O, rray, e I he | pre e overlie Texas and anitoby "I l'“ = Ilva on the | INE Strength in tho Senate. That it| But everyone will not agree that | A good substitute for a g“‘l"‘”’ | her f 1% Modlehll Negailandisnarital | EES S Ry RS o L Dol e VBR S iRt s B0 et iiobo ipstate naturally do ve ont | {eourt would be compulsory tralning | rs on necount, £ a5 L Lo el Ry int; Archiba Jutt, military aide | 7 o disturbance is forming over '].D : su‘ tonr York and appar. | Wl 1ose control of the upper house | this fs & humane way to dlspose | i Ll pulsory g |ch ,Mings on account, for he fald | advico cannot be given, nor €N €X- | o' o prosident; Truman 1, News | U “"] o terested in housing, | AltoEether is being forecast by rep- | of life and long term prisoners. In (o metto b anyone's daitor. ”'”M“"”:‘ beubdeniaken porl | borry, assistant - secretary of tho | Conditions favor for this vicinity '"1’ e tion op oot o | utable political writers. Ths would | the case of the latter there Is| A man may be down, but ho fen't et Unsigned requests can- | "o dames T Garfleld, comtis rain, followed by clearing late to- d y \;'“ 3 To have permitted | Mt be surprising, inasmuch as mo:~L‘s0mnthln( to be sald in opposition w;’"““i’r"n“ he blames his faflure on | But Ea e gisicn wish- not. be answered, All letters are | iy sy deputy commisstoner of | O o was politica ro nitte his wife, | ed that she snfidential—Tditor. LGS b o e of the senators up for re-clection, |to the right of a state to injure | : co i litor, oot 1 Governor Smith to go through with ! Might sport a swell new Easter hon- | e ! v ¢ g s | o . Hmaking plan would | Who faiied on the tail of the Hard- | thelr health while ncarceration fs | Alas! The evil men do lives after | S A ofon cow. | - llow fast did Hiawatha have Al (H!)" “(1 ']" M'[\kc ) s epoch-making plan w z 5 ) the champlon cow- |, oSh » ” 3 v i ‘vcl 1“1 ol :r’\l star to | !ME Kite In 1920, are forced to stand | under way. And in the case of all |them; the gore epots, that might |She harped on the subicct 50 often 15y of the world? S i““]‘[\ ‘u 1th Hrl\‘::\o :»ln“m} r hicago, QJ .()‘»10 mp Ifi" } have permitted his political star | 14 |help others, dle with them. that he | s 4 3 | A awatha ra he rate o Chicago, March 31 (A—Chlcago urg y er y ¢ alt s ethin, be sald P J A Lob Croshy, who won the a p 1 . A ] sparkie & bit brighter, So they |UPON thelr merlls this year and find | there ia something to | Was swcnring “Gosh 4arnt” and | passovelt renne oh e Dendlcton |46 miles an lour, 1, as Longfellow | was a pine o'clock town last night, cliled it on gencral principles — | the situation very difterent. | against Inhumane punishment | qyq oniyiway to envision Musso- | “Dog-gone 11" i Bt says: “Ie could shoot an arrow | The ay storm which made th i iat 18 4o sav L int line with® txica e e | which drives many of the unfor- ijini at this distance is (o obscrve the (The hat that she wanted had on it | g, tiow were the radio call let- | Lrom him and run forward with | 1oop e 1 drove “resident | hat 18 81 ‘1 : r ; BROOKHART COMEDY I inate insanc: |way some women handle thelr hus- | e i e ;,yuy»y\‘.r«]h;h;.: that the arrow fell | of {1e city indoors soon after darl and true p bt s AND THE SENATE Soglnnd. wave. Gpe s pendl|Bands f course, a creation i {behind him. P | ana demoilized the motor eaval will substitute their own plan | R ™ ady faid, “Its tho ve o ; Q. Are wild ducks called poultry | whoso nightly parade ground is y - g | Much massaging of baldspots is! colonles tn the 10th century in re | ’ At the International Wire- |y, % ne as tame ducks? M Jees convention held at Berne, Swit- | ' r call letter | o Adam wasn't an American. American would have cut down t} and still knows (trce, along with oth tor Brookhart of Towa, one of those | Low fo deal with criminals, as its |Prove” the Gar of Berlin will |, n avenue, s word "'poultry nate tic fowls or colleetive at are ra the fable or for their feathers, such as hens, ¢ The word d ducks and sed to desi anims or any wild animal hunted for sport or for its meat is nsed to generally | Ary 0r | (o reveal as : | taking place in the Senate In con- | sponse to an awakened public re- | And bound to er a sens ping n from Lak found few chiffon knees it drove powdered sn It needle sharpness into the f of few 0 br men at the 1 FOLLY FROM JOLLY A change of one letter In t Jolly make his name fit with the proper nection with the plan to oust Sena- | vuision, But Engl Jack argued that for the sar sha'd ame of He it 1 prices were over, r TWO hats, and v —_— it tepublicans in name only” who | |gw crime rccord amply proves. kick over the apple barrel at every | ;rance could do the same, but pub- | lic opinion across the channel has | 1 LREEEED | Administration scnators realize | not yot reached the point where | Anyone who fasts 44 days In a that it Brook not elected by Jeseriptive word In the Eng opportunity. wplted to w And re- rt is declared | guen treatment of human beings is ore April 27 he Wil | congidered “cruel and unusual marked, as | ol nge der to make money i glass cage in order to male ¥ |“I'm wise to burgh and vral others | Opinions on thc \r-\\' Q. What is tho highest point in Beer Seem Conflicting DRToeH e — in this case 820,000 — risking file his name in the Jowa p imaries | punishment.” lipped in on th rior to this | permanent Injury to his health dn | 5 R T T or Cammins, Y A mative Is one who apologizcs | 1A bird n Easter o e s (s it | ]'\ far Hl\ = Wills o 50 dnlnz], 1s & fool. i fo. a1 |00 of the pets ot the party in STILL TO SEITLE ;..mm the detours, e ast point is Mount Whitney in Cali- | on Jegal phases surrounding the sa But there are millions who, al-| b | — m ; e o e 2 our 0 o i hough mot Injuring thelr health | " x o L | About all your get out of his ¢ 1 lavel, Mount MeKinley in Alaskn | anothes o i ot L s | HIOMEE X2 ; Strategy would suggest, therefore Although final action by COngress |is the convietion that stubbornness | T & e iaon o S another is in prospect over the palu- through fasting, do $o in OWher |\ 4 poooknart be not ousted until | regarding the dieposition of Muscle |causes most of the world's trouble. | Banges Da it | Whility of the drink. I Burton: “I hear that Wilee has | | @ Y¥rom whom are the people | yyith {1 s 5 f St To ek ey fast. 5 o | iahae 2 Vith the announcement that t ways in order to make money f r April Shoals was to come at this session, : P . lmade a mittion dollars i the past | " 1 by oL 60U | o Denmark descended? B Byt e Thege are like Herr Jolly on a1 44 jont ag simple as this, a5 thls may bo entirely too specdy for . IEL,,,”{‘.?,,,‘,{”“.: arvesn 1u that they |21 months IR r sehool reach the itsom et S A ,‘\'"’"m'n ono of the concerns licensed to man- ] maller scale, Drookhart i3 an accomplished | our mational leglslators. Tt s |ars good for about three visits & |jo o oot 807 How didhe oG Cpane, g4y enter high school, Norsemem o o hacentury |ufacturo the tonic beer, Chlcago | MR : it? [ o Norsemen. hegi 1ake de- | yorning newspapers hurried report | rist self, | taken seve conrs et as far & i1 2 from 1} ool, 1In d 3 e o = 4 | I'HEE DOWN TREND o : illydallies until S (‘ i ‘ He entablis o 8 nigh scnool | LTS O e HHEISH SoASk SRNSES | cim fo ihio Wiaconsin sty Tl i & = It the Senate dillydalli ntth i as the stination app 0 be - r shops for n only v o P were known as ane views conflict., One said the bre 9 The general 1 of the stock : | 5 umber 64,479 S R s il ey gichids noreryata s Rttt pose on himself more unnecessary . | (e | oo m———ee | was good; apother said It was medi ookhart intends to has | cine- and the human taxes than g September, before the advance in- vernment imposes. | 1¢ o fellow has lots of dough he it time and enter the primarics ' time ahe d of it. So why cident to the election of RED.ROUGH SKIH = i 2 et O nyhow e oIt Houta and Sanate con In a year of paticnt study you 1,600 studens ¢ i i Just as the advance las e g8 {hat 18 wor- | miltee recently authorlzed) to ne-|can bulld e vocabulary that will Thio Gormior A Iden chool izreach S G #s ugly and annoying—make your Y N e i . : s ) B ‘ : " imake acquaintances wonder what | excoedingly cold day Tast | 5 . A R ot it Mo I i i F i [ et : latops, | T¥INE fhe administratlon. As for | gotiate wlth ate bidders Yol droUalliiE about: Sl L e i oan alien scaman who en . 'l pt in the minds of speculatc “wramins himself, he is quite frantic. | jeasin zovernment’s n e r feken's drinking pan. | 17001 1 : AL ‘g g i | TR S AR reEuT Lt IERES i Tmener L bt we still say ‘please’ and ‘thank ce in this ¢ y and therefore w &) ! & : ro until r and getting it acted on are {your to one another nio in Amcrican eit 1 UL GRS S IR A e he gns beforo April 27 Qifferent maite ted Publishers | i o by the § mally ¢ him. | ment of the committce 3 o1 {Muzy, oo e ACIOMORILE PAINENG okhar gested by President. Coolidie 1 e e e e 1 )w 1 the time for all good men to palnt up the famlly bus for “A NEW FACTORY e b " T 23 Y€a)5‘ Ago Tadaj piaopiiat A ",‘ nowa A new bulletin, prepared with t ndvice from the Institute of | | i IS D EOTAC e [/ At boltomithe cc rd-hoiled eggs, 1 the S Paint aud Varnieh Research, by our ngton Bureau, tells exactly how roc 1ls has IR T A el about the job of r ng 1. It describes methods to be fo | Spris 1 | : 'k i ‘ —Philip T. Gabel America precautions to i materiais to be used, You can't go e tryi T UL ; gLV o IIE Another hill in whieh New Britain | e hefore 1t you | : : ; ) the & v don operation — cither T lis interested will come up tomorrow | | cination? : 1 ant to make the ol car look ke new, fil out tho couon : F Cummins: | fertitizer production for hearing in Martford. It is the ! — A T 6 low a as directe it he in ; 2 e . iles e ae 4. |municipal gas bill. There will also | | rallpox v — e e — — — — s p I nony yoten- | € : A LA UL L i P Ihe the city charter amendient com- | | v 1 of CLIE COUPON BERE | i | SonIdeL | dlongn L toward utmate poqjing the high potential wires in | the Cr UTO PAINT EDITOR, Washington Dureau, New Britaln Merald s 1 1y e Cummins fron n dization of the superpower |the city to he taken down and the J i ny 1328 Now! York. Avenue, Whshingtoh, D O 18 tition of the wafer board to issue ELL TAVE OFF e ‘ : pre i ; e s 15 to |§75.000 bonds. Chairman 1. H \.'(JEQ' COAT AN thr I wunt a cony of the buletin AUTONOBILE v‘u.\;Té:uL gnd enclose ) | y e S WEI9 Jolnston believes that the subway | | EAR where 3 se AREQURCAU ST DoMlake St mpa oo icoln 1 | 1 GLOVES AN' G\T 4 t ‘ T nys Anil At s ratheril Mor 1passed [ will not bhe opposed. (i |SROVE AR 1 l 4 ! " ors in hoth 11 1 Senate, and | lent Yo s in the chair with fri NAME . 5 ; e enfor class meating toda World 707 i b - SEASE FROM NEW Sl he high school. The contract for the more than a q e ! ! pictures was awarded to a Hartford s foll vietims, 8T. & NO. or R. R, 5 O O T o AT 4 G 1 on in eitl Shectaphe s imalis e it almost depopulated is to say, he I8 « - : r “all things are pos- | T (e s e e e 1l discase was made by Sydenhamavho Isiand h republican club met | s on the various is- | SR ‘ ks 8 He would re- | o Do et wardleayditats fov b ‘ THE MINUTE T"—!AT SEEMS A YEAR . ot i Tate C posta cilman, will be accorded the support | | ¢ Bell Syndicate, Inc,) ‘ e of the cluh { Caty £ X ! uchy ¢ lon, The city has made a new contraet | | ' rtant ¢ ¢ with the Welshach compa { n ) nt oy ' yward ‘, | 1 1 1 Unst it o officers: Pr t NCIMEG LATION ! ! 3 ! Dr. | ! o [CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT cUT/| by no has | jne § a re Dr. - ; 140 R RE IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE . T : i g o. T (Conducted by Gertrude) P g g 1 on her | ; : : i a g0 Hee dn 1 T AnOTL Aes- e e e e low is life tr g you, Mrs | i ‘ t in tooth on ork with zen, vou divorced your J s hood i 4 up either he or |artist husband for ha m | 20 is elected at tomorrow's | the house all day long? On your ) 3 2 y In the fourth ward there |Way please pick ‘da and ‘vio- | ‘ i ! e « ot ¢ i1l be a hot contest N. [lets’ ) A M R EavIC R e W Mrs, Donnern Blit N $ : o travels a lot, . ne ! The M iron \aisi lome und some ; A lets a vell v T ! a 1 do = Roland Tolloc } V I | ! } p AZY KINDERGARTEN | s N tucted by Gertride, Jr.) | i i - : w.t You wr G s ng Apri 1 y o v at 3 3 Wking the pu t need | In one minute your misery from rd ‘de- | ! ) corns is ended. 'Tha's what Dr. 1 v Zino-pads do safely by re- | s | | . s grip of a | JOVINg the cause—pressing or rub- ; s thw | Din of shoes, You rick no danger of : i ‘ = L4 1 3 ong th in‘flc on. Zino-pads muh!n.nem- S ¢ ‘ A disp Is | Atla 1 Paci « cated, antisept rotective, h i | fflfmimph-m.n.shnm,.&.,mm, | e \ 00 ively / D . | trnTA WLy 17 \ A ro ) DrScholl’s < WHEN YOU HAND YOUR TATHER YOUR REPORT CARD, AND HE TAKES | [ s rists Infl on 3 N « street car e e . ltertiantd SISy /) Wi HIS TIME LAYING DOWN HIS CIEAR AND POLISHING His GLASSES, AND « ; Bt gl Pui R S | 1 ) ‘ 3 , y the D1 ) is losing its grip | '°"‘°"-ih¢l>flnu:wu !H_“w“‘,n‘F T F.m"'”(‘ YOU TEEL YOU'LL EXPLODE IF HE POESN'T 6ET IT OVER WITH SOON MG ‘