New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 27, 1926, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, MARCH |tho metnods of Carrie Nation e [uphela” last night. €. A, Morey |and James Burdick spoke for the | |aftirmutive and Charles Bradley and ing the public not only an oppor- | present 1s about where it ought to |Stanley Hal f « tho negative, The tunity to welgh the five be, and where it was hound to land |decision was for the negative, and | il Aald e report of the debate will be sent | to Carrie, 1] Tho subway UNSTEADY STOCK MARKET In the estimation of many finan- £ CITY PRIMARIES ' [ primary battle in New Britain, giv- | clal obsorvers, the stock market at wee New Britain Herald! ., HERALD PUBLISHING COMFANY Kk has disclosed a lively [ewued Dally At Hersld Bldg, Sunday Excepted) | 1 Church Btreet | candidates | | in also ylelding a | sooner or later, After a second radi- various cal decline he average of prices fy about the sume announce- [ as last summer, the » duty of every citl- speculative the The and | chance SUBSCRIPTION RATES analyzo 0 & Year .00 Three Months | 8¢, & Moenth | made ored at the Post Office at New Britain as Hecond O Mal) Matter. | states within a month commissioners and the representatives of the corpori- tions hostile to the system met last nlght, Senator Sloper and Repre- | sentatives Brady and Attwood wers present, Chalrman 1. 1. Jolinston pregented the case of the subways The Connecticu. Co, made a strenu ous objection on the ground of too high a rate being charged There will be a mock trial at the Y. M. ¢ A, Tuesday evening, when William Geory will he charged witl ; i @ chicken, George Klett will : 3 George Quigley will act as 9 for the state, and €. A will be attorney for the Clarence C. Perry I8 plain- ments of more or less importance in eches and before 1000 S- ments. f sive waves tover gripped the ns of last seem to have been wiped out. Post deavoring to find a merits | rapid their views. | month but fail to ugrec uftair hold | rises were due to unfettered specu- that of zon to scrutinlze statements i all communications 1o Foy shop kditor, care 0F the New Britain Herald, and your et will be torwarded 0 New York public entire made by primary the logle ind probability. This done, it should he candidates ana antumn winter TELEPHON Busness Office Editorial Root we them on scales of mortem examiners are en- comparatively easy to come to| reason the the Tho for 1\ Styles, would Tolks A nd ers. The only profitable advertising in in the City. Clreulation books oress room always open to adve a conclusion the regarding within decline past of candidates and who \ o stealiy IR e jude attorney tossherg primary s a party with- that “the autumn and Gt Member of the Associnfed . The Associated Press In oxclurively en titied to use for re-putifcation eof all news credited to it or not erwine eredited in this paper wand loca Bews pubiiehed horeln, Member Audit UBurenu of &) The A. H. C. 1 & natloral vrganization whict furnishes newspapers and adver tirers with & strictly honest anaivele of eireulation. Onr clrenlation statixtics are based upon this Andit. This ins protection agafnet fraud 1n nawepar distribution figures to both mationnl and local advertisers. shinE ol parties. As such it freq - Withi g1 nd 1 it gra round ang Iy leads to dissentions within n | lation, an Y- to have leaves b bt “contrary o defense, appear oo The S Residents of the southwestern S section of the have petitioned ithe Connecticut Co, to connect the terminals of the Arch street and West Main street lnes by ol uttel Meadow avenue. Robert B. Mantell will play at the Russwin Lyceum Monday evening in A Iree Lunce," An effort has heen made to in- {duce August Burckhardt to run for {alderman, but will not run and at present there appears to be sone |strong sentiment in favor of C Parker. There is also some quict |talk going on regarding W. P, Ielt * This may be | e probubly not nw“ When stocks get higher | are justified in being any of alro party; and after a primary is over chology" has sct in, the Perhups we'd spured, Folks, many a candidate would glad bull by the horr slght bur ! public forget what was the campa v have the Intlon | 10 1 no horns, however, city Quite Simple Agent: “We'll have omet hing rerade to t in the Can't you spoken during i exchange, blames primary. In | harde# to control once Toasn to do ruth, primary gns side the One | government, saying the has e s0me stock ol way St times furnish the tme department mgles to ssucs that financlal expert made much of during the cn I ction, This i not of “injuring busi- to sayl Justice en Movie o take of course, that starting into the it such o thing could | ness" by happen {n this clty; but the pry the | n N Timer Entrance The Herald fa on eate dally York at Hotaling's Newsstand 8quare; Schultz's Newsstar Grand Central, 4 Btreet proba- | proprieties of He numerous ty play administration mer- > FUN SHOP RADIO STATION I'hl M1V, Oh, & Are in, for- me, program's folks! » Onr first a song hy the Ms quartet, entitled: “The Lvs present adds trick Ly Prir rs 18 a n to necy i tion should - watch after the en- government broadeasted 1y, honey! wifey dear 1 letters you gave CRUMBLING as not to injure the Coolidge prom- you listenin This is weak spots in city PAVEMENTS th pavements show i parties in ot to mail the but T will a aver. Al right, number will be ried Men's risoners’ § Aw! Donk! Announcer sporting editor MIS fans, Sporting Editor: JONES vs. Jones won eighty-first HIS WIFE zoing home, missed a straight toberts clinch with a s time of v when i ised to adopt the slogan “less gov- FactsandFancies By ROBERT QUILLEN | ernment in business. S it primaries are cn- | one reason, but With themselves so that all may s discuss the need in interest through the fact | only one. the ground thawing out for v i is doubt as to who will | than they Wheee! THE will (static) sHop address att s mayoralty candidate of the | combination circumstances, in themselves, The change is as sensitive as a selsmo- blican party. It does not seem | slight can bring BY ROBERT QUILLEN Patriotism usually means loyalty | {|to a boss. | = Mre. T | Hardened arteries are the bitter | (o enemies of jazz. o At any rate Mussolini's | magnificent. having the bulging process i on now a about a recession. stock ¢ and the candi- | ex- almost every str il a coating of the old-style macadam party need to con- | the hustling to drive home their | graph, and most of the industrial followers ef the financial earthquakes it cords are never heard of elsewhere. Business conditions appeur to be satisfactory throughout thé greater part of the ‘mation, and nobody The | MRS by a round fight re- sults JONES seem to be worst. Automobiles knockout no in JERTS still Kitchen of their Roberts landed rolling pin. Issues and convince |and quickly turn such spots into ruts. party of their respective merits it wding pat, With only one in the field and is merely a matter of run- Conditions this year scem fo 1 he hoard ar On the Democratie side it is a | strong in the Round left jab, right q, p to the ear. pulling his hair as the Announcer—Er Excuse me a n you still my little daddy | . sual, and t | worse than usual, ar J‘ Ball is ninety His wife with a and wa n round ended. At e folks in? girl forgetting Daddy’s @ of public works will have plenty ot work on its hands this late no con- the spring . a le is the dog's reputation. may be above re- it | need worry about the stock market | Tpe m character regardless of appropriation records of the With primary upon the ad- | except the speculators. These form PROMOTERS Another suburban electric line is ; e New Bedford Massachusetts was irned automo. tration no contest on the | therefore is likely ORIME'S / much less than the combined [ Tracing the | criminals is an important element minds me. Wifey, Well, forgive to vote on It works better to be kind to the wicked, but it's much more fun to | ap denounce them. 1 | her mean mail her letter fully sorry, and will br nice big box of candy fo ums. All i, SHOP Trio will My Ch nfite ECEDENTS anteceden{s | Democratic to b side | | | a very small part of the public. | i | against the wall, & Onset line in bullt 25 years listenir of sweetic votes of the Republican candidates. for primary will be Democratic on time, go and never A hick town is one where o hody fecls a personal pride in the | first revolving door on Main street. a maze of mystery stumps the in- | Republican of investigating the cause of vximv'.i oo nice 31; the There is not argumentation The 13, subsequent more than its keep. Il home his gw 1B 17 “I Mis 68 cheesce, meet- | on March In the case of the Whittemore gang April 1. oft for Diles have prevented it from Whether to liguidate — Well, perhaps men would find it | gifficult to select shoes if they liad § models to pick from. | | ing its bonds. is much | fol the and cam- tigators. now It road was of rea is next the Luilt extensive question, will| The lcader of the gang, it is re- 8 | ported from Baltimore, is of native | is same: © paign m elect 1ging. April time for The up ifs mind swiitly, and that | be dificult. on ing th iod | follow on little n also allowing Zowie! DPror-r! trolloy election- stock. He is 28 years old and his | A father nic } Announce just in that city. The 1 ceived a tel from of our entl listeners, B} 3 a there has been no lishiorieln ganaRthers By open it. It says: “You Wreteh! Just criminality in it As a boy the wait until 1 catch you at for youth attended a Methodist Sunday making such a fool ont of you school, known theft idiotic little—" Fr— Tas spoons at a | is a respectable family is of E its report cering, public will have tol mec re- one i confiden: of its promoter malke g no time been should not But the fus! promoters got theirs, home “ALL Henry enterprise, AME Fory g me, OURR OLD STABLES day | | CAN" CANAL b , with char exeusc and his first took il Usually an “understanding” is an | folls, This is a personal com agreement between people who don't | eation, s gt |at all understand one another. ling off. (€ ight! His wife also had a good envir- | | it | onment in her youth. She is the daughter of an industrious German had early | the are old of bygone he Britain erstwhile Remnants is sald to be in favor of when whenever 8 seen in N« constructing both the church supper. waterway the nal between Oswego and Ny X ded for Europe, Lawrence residences of class ) Rough transalation, densed, of an ordin fast conversation and “All-American’ make greatly con- Suy Gladys (to end of d checker. Glenn: Gladys rstion hful suitor at other venport): *“Can torn down to 1 husiness Alstinetion are ca Albany, L way for modern dw 1en let ships from the west, play 3altimore and training church, 15, older, artme or tailor of such old places one | building take the short- | in i Doubtless old-time doctor's dside maner’ was just pity for a fent full of blue mass pills the Roman | the only In the rear in She St T religious “Sure G snce route; and ships s pa move." ~—Glen Perrins, large married R usually will find a the west to the At- Catholic take route to the Hudson. heading from which once housed *horses and | .. oo the Oswego-Al- | criminal at when he lot of good A girl with b America’s €ars | need “a line' 'to I Be fair. takes a sense to drive all of with so few wrec Those going to jail mow aren't | ypy Halen |really niccr people; they've just dis- gije playing, one day, covered nicer names for crime. Hearada 1ihie shiloken s its mother, Every community has at least one Helen went up to-ttie ehiskon and no-account man who can always get | qaying it in her arm, said: “Don't | somebody to sign his note. eyt enickan ¢ dORTt o 11 Be the mother.” —TFlorence equipages, b Compared n g Most two stories, and some hav had nd his family. a appears to be no object to | The buys coal | iron railroads, fac- | tories, plants | ind knick- nacks he may need, not to mention | few v forts were made to separate them. 5 itiful lines doesn't Unsuccessful ef- | | 1d them with! with moder rag Cost these stables are mansions. of Another of the gang was born in Russia of but was | brought when a child, where his father is a kosher butcher and decply religious. The | youth did attend the syna- gogue Two their and Henry man who Willing little sister, Substitute them are ot mines, Jewish parents, es, mines, was when hollering for out quar- to Baltimore hostle give evidence steamships, power ters for the Th one such other industrial reminds — Their tyle of architecture of days of Victoria. yside inng, old farm houses, one- | not owners gave as much altention horse shays, pump handles and old | irticular in- According to v, bles they did | = | Science can explain everything ex- cept just why a butter knife is so darned dull as others of the gang began S carcers in Burope well-appearing to dwellings 1cket buildi merely sap no harm stead Henry, orn; main criminal Thompson, deported from England in two canals un- wer 1915 timore of one. necessarily when & thing is done it|in Nothing is known in Bal- | their early functioned ht to be done right. of ¥ ou environment. evidently » other member of the gang | was born fn New York of Italian | had little educational ad- adopted member Howeve that is one thing that as such thing about American plan was compl All-American parents, The map the eastern seem York ways and ‘Whitte- | evil of the more gang by meeting one at the Reformatories commodiou | vantages, papers say. vezo to be at became a always admirable, good for the same snail never runs Goodness isn't Some men are reason that amuck, large Lake of | The got Ontarlo, north reformatory. live up to their One by Elmira befor For the big freight ships, a he Ameri sometimes do not Tl inete designation. Lake st i Things aren't arr There are fow drunke the sticks where telephone fragile. the ord!| perfectly. had a Summarizing gang's find three ronment, had inite n Erie to ¥ vivers out in ome way, and the only | We known good Wel- which d poles a two in a bad route is through the early ¢ are doubt, and one No de drawi rongh environ- | ned Canada, : is easy to believe in when you dress with can T {clent a modern houst | fashioned Mother Fiubbard. ment conclusions b and wid i A0 compare the old- evolution rnment hea by a Partly- CONVICT LABOR ¢ i o are two kinds of Among the wor vari s, | approach of warfare will make their bride’s parents. make the rout T T only the They thie dicn the with iced by are from Lake penin- hom One =ort, which is unobjectionable, uses prisoners in the construction rish an | | ot The to line highways and other public en- | Note to parents: handle a game fish is to aquickly and reel in slowly (Protected by Publishers Syndicate.) this plan glv AN RN | | terprises by the state, under the (han | terprises by 1 ) and control of 5 and | direct supervision e KRAZY KINDERGARTEN ted by Gertrude, J the state's agents other sort the Observation M s On The Weather I s e James large SRS ploiters, owners turpentine o | campe, mines and other rough in- ey y. New cost 2 : PEDESTRIANS dus avenue'.” REGUEATING ¥ yorx | 9" ' 1o asing sy its barge canal get rid but my 1 and di streets G peatedly attz B Partly till my fa not B nish alley mod- of Washington, March for Southern New Eng onight; § much c H erate | barism. Just A squirms en- ur opinion, | cloudy i an eco which is bein copi- nclinca World. It imerable ems no cast f the York st ously by cloudy te fair, chan emperature; northwest wind IN KLASS'AT KRAZY KOLLF been (Conducted by Gertrude) has Partly lay not mo ; Sur nal on rehabili- the much canal A rate Cromwell Vain of Mole Cromwell was said to ppear like vain of the moles on his ueatly mentioned the fact t q set any sugge vy could be removed to the extent of it Jook higher in that them leading to 1 for horses nfortun R ortu victims. ning It Al a civilized ts ha il fa busl ibama wishes to dling 50 o days 1 R non friends nt of it. it should that 1 Ryron g system, which is cor vain shav very in its worst forn to make W had he liked to cheat umably to show he s gambling 2 peculiarity at cards out said could opponents. Raised Commercd: la, a new Raccoons | 25 Vears Ago Today o s ble v A is a s £ 1 < not primar- to rather One hun i members of Britain council, O. U. A. M., lister to the debate on “Resolved: farm purp: ying fur ranc Sa3spitadasiatits In his opening speceh of the dem- oeratic Mayor can Puc harges m. whie fs seek ination, wl there are rotected | prised not ht th 01 i thou vas only that Jiv uch a Mayo state trem in ng ke Quigley up the L hoy it th sul tnm are re liqu Wi The opinior o votes | n he did not ext in pute conc Ernest W. ¢ cussed the candidates known *the for office ley made t Christ told wd then v other In vord Quigley der hrist be that he icity cused cand ting *doul dot tr i Mr back with , therchy Another st publication by Mr. Ch Mr. Christ, issucd a couldn't h had heen i The fifth focussing dates. industrious clection da lican nomi likewise trict. to conf who is co In ne ward alone. You can ng any more. por young n and others failing sigr tell the ar on whe chilly imlid all th B are princly that these 1t of Inck of no more legle to o sign used to be number of roads we ed flivvers and sometim, yon-ness 1 the colts let ou antomobiles ter long; th | “Pray yourself doctor, “yo | Mrs, Ters Muriel: * college, an style dress, tudying an eve stars, Wb ippose J Idith: studying A (Copyrig v bomb exploded pueitists, 8 in on others of fact, slumbers Astronomy; p [toned long curlss Without knowing {1t, perhaps, wo are treading backe |ward in our style trend, not witl HESHESHHE R I RLLTLY: |rapid strides but gradually, THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations | On the City and Its People * M.T A &I Soclety 1s about to break ground for a new §180,000 fraternal building |Qivects attention to a unique organt |zation, an orgunization founded to NN NNNNI NI NNRIIRRI.ne | promote Lotal ubstinence from intox- [icants, yot wholly disinterested in the prohibition movement. While many other temperan movements which have come and April mudholes in the old days. [gono during the span of 45 years \gain, spring could once be told by guccessful existenco enjoyed by the the sudden activity in the field of “Fahs have been the subjects of bullding. That Is, It was sudden for concerted opposition, there are, no those days. Here and there about jnsiances on record of crystallized the city you would soe & new cellar gentiment opposing the “Tabs”, Vol heing dug, a wing added to a house, untary tofal absialnance has heen or a garage being put up. That was the aim of the organization, Not feverish spring activity. Today no only has it refrained from entering such condition exists. Through the 'any movement for compulsory fast- whole winter season new sections are ipg from drink, but it has ste being developed, business blocks are fustly refused to be drawn into going up, and factories are expand- ' movements of that nature. Welcom- ing. Workmen may be frozen by the |ing fo its elrele any who felt dise icy blasts which swirl around them, posed to abstain from liquor, its but that is no bother: If they freeze members have used persuasive Ui enough they will make fine 'methods fo gain increased member- hases for the concrete, ship, but have never as an organiza- The return from Florida wa tion, favored the “diy” law. other sign of the approach of war; o society will have one of the or weather, Now it Is mer pretentious clubhouses in the indication that another sucker . It will he a hoon for the clty gone hroke. since, in thie absence of a municipal Straw another auditorium, it will provide the most that pring was upon us. spacious meeting hallin the city and April rolls around the women stow |at least partially meet that need their straws and buy new felt To provide the first meeting hall As for the sheik of the spe- |of the Tabs, In 1851, several tons of he doesn't put on his straw; he coal were shovelled out of a corner merely ceases to wear any hat at all. | of the old town school. Today, with The reappearance of hoboes on [an unemeumbered bullding at L the rond once showed that winter [ette and Beaver streets and with ha ™ gone for good and that the jails |site on Main street in its possession, were becoming less popular. The the soclely is fn a good financial hobo no longer roams the country, |condition to proceed. Tts member- he has written his expericnces and |ship has multiplicd many times ove retired on the royaltics. land with the new advantages to Lo Even the first robin is to be mis- offered, its officers look for the larg- trusted. It is a bad December day est organization in the city. when one can not be espied by some | S diligent Winsted correspondent. | fTraffic cops are human. The Ob- The end of the I thall season 'server makes this astoundir and the beginning of baseball for- ment, deliberately, with premedita- rly was a sure barometer, Now tion and positive emphasis. Populap in March Fiorida is still playing delusions among motorists to the foothall, the bascball teams have | contra we repeat, although we been working out the kinks for |fear we will bring down the wraths ks, and basketball teams are be- of tho gods (of the highways) on ginnifg their post son games | our heads—"Traffic cops are hn- which will continue so long that | man.” their box scores will be mixed up | In making this remarkable asscr- with the World Series. The golfer |tion, It is necessary to hack it up has been at it all winter. And as |with some evidence upon which to for prize-fighting, the old spring flux the The miracle hap- ol big outdoor bouts has ceased; no | pened . A real live, honest-to-good- really respectable boxer ever fights | ness traffic cop—blue e brass any more at any time, buttons and all, actually admitted a Young man's fancy turning to love | mistake. was another old stand-by. Now, | We fear he will never make a thanks to the popularity of the clos- | traffic cap—at least not a tradition- ed car, he doesn't have to wait that [al one. Of course he can handle long. Itraffic. In fact he handle: And as for spring fever—we now |very well. He sends through b have this feeling all the vear round |one stream at a time and thus robs and have discovered that it is just | motoring of some of its narrow ¢ pure laziness. capes, but he is too polite. He fa in the most important feature o traffic cop's duty. The slogan of traffic cops is, *“When in doubt, bawl ont the motorist.” Thig' cop fell down hard on that duty. FHe saw a | motorist coming towards him. The bernating and buck the drifts from December to March as carelessly as they formerly scooted through the Thursday fadled 1o by George Ing the republ hiich were, in effeet, that ' in this city be police. ‘Thiy sur- it 14 hav subjoct, if a formal denial existed night reply to Quigley, an nom- \paign nesEn to A *joint y the uf t the to suy W heennse was mayor wol on the to make condition r Quigley's charge came a gathering It was most ment made in New soveral heen 1 cx- Brit- years, Noth- ard - sine . brought has v an aldera ijeet of mistreatment of the n farm. It helieved that the ; on plices ol they th s Aype. heen expressed that ilicnated which e of to smili some or while 1 ha huts were nt slgnal too far I Now when naklng accusations haclk up with facts Wity the dis- |} rning what loy said |cles, *hrist sald when they dis- nomination hefore any had Iy made ir intentions of runnir In hi speech, Qu he that M him the fleld was open went out and found idate to run ag accounts of Qui spaper men It importance wa; Qui an- him, L 1 that he Candidatc had said Mr. ible crossed” him., That ue but the fact remains rged Mr. Christ with du- r denying that a Christ of “double Candidate Quigley a repetition of his charg confirming crossed AL he cross came Press repo range feature the of an alleged statement rist in a morning paper. v day later, denied that ny statement and said he he hase belic we done so because New York. ward continues to be the oint for the rival candi- democ wor to carry the ward on v and Quigley and Ucha- also sccking the repub- | nation for mayor, neentrating on that Uchalik cfforts to n s are ly a dis- ted fifth is expe h the Though the fashions of today scem to have reached the 'nth degree of t tell when spring is com- | modernism there is, if we search for Poets it, o tendency toward (e sweet fluffs g ‘old 1adl ind frills of grandmother's day. | & torckcoper, hoboos, | In Erandmother's day they lovea | motorist signalled for a left turn. used to have certafn un- | pretty coloring in dress material as |The policeman signalled to go ahcad. which they might |well as in millinery. They used |A truck came in from the interscet- that glorious |auantities of beautiful silks sprinkled | N8 street. - A collision wasaverted 1 all nature awakes from |Senerously with pink or vellow roses | /v @ close margin, hoth ard is reborn |And blue forget-me-nots, trimmed |iNg to a full stop, o splendors of—well, you | With soft laces and ribhons. Their [ Was on the TG What we |hats were of the demure bonnet | dent. Salis with fs Shape with pretty buds peeping here | Jater one of the drivers cams iy allats nd there from under the folds of |back to see who made the mistak e s ave |Maline and silk, | “It was my error,” said the cop, “I use 1 soles are And when Miss 1926 searches for | failed to see vour siznal” i one |Material for her gown today, she The motorist is expected to {he (finds displayed many beautiful silks | cover. hiles, when the 1D DPatterns indescribably pretty opened and newly paint. | There are the same bud-bedecked darted hither and yon | Matcrials, the same plain shade S et | with perhaps a few more paste i added and the sam flimsy laces. St ¢ into the meadows, Now Scarches for . pattern and is shown those with plain tight bodices and s tread th . wide gathered skirts, almosts exact replicas of ye old time hoop skirt True, they are shorter but the same vistfulness is there when they arc donned by the demure misses of the [present day. Miss 1926 hies to a millinery shop purch a hat to go with r charming gown. The newest bon- | net shapes are shown her. They arc trimmed with rosebuds, forget-m nots and ribbons in pastel shades Not so different from grandmother's hats, though of course they are not 50 lavishly bestuwed with fancies. k will give you | The light shades of slippers and hate to think, He's hosiery completo the picture. Dress 1 | Miss 1926 np in her poker honnet |°f W. [hat, her fluffy taffeta gown and her |sion modern footwear, and she sure is an |exact replica of Miss 1864 with the [ vossible exception of the old fash- | s} yproach of cars com- policeman job to prevent an acei- anyway concerned sentime Th iny “rinstance, inery we is are o re the 1se in [British Columbhia Woods To Be Basis for Rayen New Westminster, B. Mareh (P —British Colnmbia forests soon will supply a large part of the “silk"” used the manufacture of clothin the world. A plant is to be erected here by a» syndicate forme interested in the operation of pulp and paper mills. It will manufacture pulp for production of “rayen.’ or arti- icial silk. British Columbia timber 1 to be admirably suited to - {ravon production The world market for rayon is d lclared to be expanding rapidly. Many ot the women of the United States today arc wearing A1k made from wood fibre, The pri nt {popularity for silk stockings is o the chief in the expan- of the aulc hey in 11l over answered the old paid to pray!” le McCampbell. u Gertry = to tho rible Thought ‘Lester is taking d he gave me a Grecian Mary's boy friend s and he gave sprinkled with ning wrap 1t kind of a dress do you reck at —H. D ht, 1 Reproduction Forbidden). Quigley rally, United hall tenight. advt | 1 | THE WORLD AT ITS WORST—WHEN YOU'RE IN A HURRY - & cuwmas wuuuans WYAS RALAY CLERK 16NORES YOUR STATEMENT THAT YOU'D AS LIEF TRKE IT AS T 1S, AND TEARS OFF WRAPPING PAPE AFTER SEVERAL TRIALS FINDS PIECE OF WRAPPING - PAPER 15 T00 SMALL TRAIN T LARGER SHEET OF DING'PAPER AND BECGINS ER AGAIN LOOKS ROUND TOR BALL CF STRING WHICH 1§ NOT IN ITS TINDS STRING AND CALLS TO GEORGE THE OLIVES ARE ON THE SECOND SKELF TO HI RIGHT, UNLESS THEY'RE| OUT OF THEM (¢ ~— DISCOVERS SCISSORS ARE AT (TH- (UTS STRING AND TESTS ER END CF COUNTER"AND FUMBLES BUNDLE TO MAKE CERTAIN T FOR KNIFE 'S SECURE 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc) TO SAVE TIME WAITING FOR CHANGE YOU WASTE TWO MINUTES COUNTING OUT EXACT SUM , AND MISS TRAIN BY ONE MINUTE (Copyright,