New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 26, 1926, Page 8

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[ CARELISSNESS At Hill, Pa., was carcless with a stove somebody 67 4go and started a veln of anthra- that 14, nthracite Summit. years cite burning. 000,600 time tons of a been devoured by $3,000,000 spent Which against the fire, is another ttle in andling matches and cigar butts, scrmon carelessness TRIMMING THE They zainst Mr. certainly have a grud Holenzollern in his imperlal domain After officials of recently decided it was best him is estates in order to ay government to al- ow a fat sum of money for liopeless actions at law, a petition has been signed by ple demanding that the pla signers 100 peo- g was §,- Reichs vote upon n. This 100,000 more than nccee ary. Then vote against the y tition demands a plebiscite. In other words, tl e Germans intent upon confisca the Hohen- ollern property Putting property rights to a popular vote is certain to result in of the playi conflecation nine-tenths The time G watter should ¥ Teft BROOKHART Senator Brookhart of Towa is not un, is @ step clo Senate will follow the ma elections e Daniel F. St ' cted should be d committee 1 Democrat, (o have been ol a mat- tee of a few titched he a vs. 1f Drookl no doubt will run unhorsed he can file run n tl tate; if vs until resign to file or Cummings. skhart is or Repub- wion | BLAMING THI RADICAL IDLA WOMAN'S SKILL Forty.-five per cent of the stock- holders of the General Electrio company are women; but this is | not the only blg concern in which | women are heavy stockholders. In | truth, some women choose their | stocks with greater care tha 1t the stat | ties prove anything. On tha othe hand, it | 8o0d stock do hushands, divorce may ba easler to plck a than & good hushand A FALSIT ALARM gressman Willlam A Arkan had his ears to th e | Democrat, o1ifeld ot seems to | nave earphones ther steadily of late and arises to remark that the public s “no long- er being misled by false claims of and an prosperity dissemi- rd by | diste.”” Dueiness 18 not good, he says, economy na except in spots; the textile and shoe mills 'are running on part time, and agriculture 13 being What he falls to mention ts that mills are having trouble era of short ekirts lires less goods, and the suffers because peo re getting about on tires tarift Is the big lssuc agalngt the law to yav his point. GULATING POTATOES ni ¢ owly potato crop is be- 1 nd all terest of good pri nd the s a satisfactory The New income to growers. for N go- crop reporting England serviee tells us that England 'mers this year are ing to plant only 98 of de In 7 per cent 1 Maine year. and Connecticut, vhere organization of soll-tillers is most complete, the largest curtail- e, 95 94 pectively and In v and Massa- will taks plac re, Vermont ere organization s of the pla larzor acreage to potatoes. 1uous nature, inde- pendent growers will To ke . it plant lation is said d ven per » potatoes than last 1 there will be 1.3 per LONG-HAUL €O, ose of t possible bill for trans- tinental railroads to charge less Gooding was to make it haul to the Pacific coast than itermediate points, 0 as to en- them to compete with the amu canal The bill was defeated in the Sen- | ate. Two years similar bill but de A ag ommeérce agsed the in the ir Interst was week Commis- sion refused petition of seven railroads for permission Pa to cha lower rates to the interm points ing bill would have rate-making powers on C. to Con- would have heen litical considera- s been a step bill; a1 in Ring- \e other cainst right in this in- could charge in order to cot ¥ 1 have canal, hag It would anama have 10 army of propagan- | mills | ep things even with the in- | rge | c than to| CIRCUS PARADLS There are only a dozen organizations left {a the { whereas a decade ago th [at lcast twenmty, But clrcus | parades, thoss spectacular exhibi- (tions at the neon hour through the | downtown secttons ot “‘honorm" by circus attractions, there 18 likely to be Mone leftatall | In the near future, if the decision circus country, were | the clties | of circus managers made the other | day holds good. It hard circus coming to a is rather to imagine a town and not | having a downtown parade with the | | loud-piped steam calliope lcading Ithe procession of red wagons, blar- \ng fazz bands Yot that s what circus managers ‘\pro:\oxe to do. One can and eclowns, the caslly see the logle of their standpoint. It fsn't the added expense of parading - as such ex- d by the added iIn- ed — but the difficultics of modern traflic con- ditions In the downtown sections of | i A no longer | have e&verything {ta own way, | pense 1s balancec and hazard cireus parades | can but must contest the highwa swith that all the multitude of automobiles it. This out of the pr and many city authorities have congest has taken loy eding, it seems, arted as not to ap- preciate the value of having a cir- cus outfit up the main streets, even for the henefit of the come 80 hard-} clutter awed public on the sldewslks, The objection of trained to take part in such processions also readily can be un- derstood. The temperaments clreng performers stunt | . Factsand Fancies By NOBERT QUILLEN It the French cabinet set to music it would be than “The Mlikado." could be funnier Until there {s no longer need of such an fnstitution it is going to be a hard job to abolish hell, To be {in comfortable clreum. stances {s to have a little more than the neighbors. | One of the signs of spring {n less | profanity when the alarm clock goes off, | There's always a bright slde Even with Colonel Mitchell out, the two oceans remain to protect us. As a rule vou ean tell by look- ing at a man whether he paper money carefully or wads it in s pocket. Tou don't really borrow You fust meddie and then doctor it the nose is really his firet look will come in inclegantly, “to trouble, ask the broken, Adam got “This thing he said things on.” With some it s a question of how many miles per gallon, Others are interested in the number of smiles per quart, performers, who take their lives in | their hands daily to furnish thrills to the h he crowds in the argued with te very readily. and of late years they have come to have ohjections participat- forays into agalns ing in the noontime 1t wo heart of cities, length the | yielded & very small m And cireus of to of g and od of satige the an day | faction, the without stars of in ling important | | | {part of the “come-on' preliminary | | | was 1 Th winters n Conn The regards the on the elreunit fout at Bridge- the | port Nutmeg state, refore, circu busin sort of local ind 0 far one is concerned Th and others ter in the we coutl) process of wintering is not exactl simple, a5 Bridgeporters can testify, it heing necessary to keep the ani- mals throngh thelr paces cvery day | to prevent them | from forg | their aets, The animal ners are [ the busiest part of the business ali winter. We inimal trainers so much as we Most to require cruclty. don't the animals. acts All f{tor who car Verm needs is an inve k'late how to m does not scem to be nd that much Phil are the ukase in false teeth to polic v could men and place them in hen going info action. Conne flood evi- has b due to close o during i na sideri eelel sound sonah) that g er publie uen relis to oin ration. MOTHER GRAY'S POWDERS BENEFIT MANY CHILDREN | Mlace sympathize with | animal firemen, | iheir | It all the railroads were merged | Into one system the second greatest thing would he to have an annual pass. Cloture is a keep United snapping at , but it doesn’t tates senators from h other, | If a man | year without he i ready | thin xnowing to begin learning some- Middle age is that period when you need o be reminded that you need a halr cut | Woman ca particular ¥ mic man in many | on the table horn in you A | nose Keientist i the American | becoming flatter. What we | need, apparently, is soffer shiclds, But why make Germany promise | she will do in the leaguc promised what she would dt about Belgium. The world-weary eynj @ fsn't developed 1 hangover from the teen, sm - in co'- It's just a of six- weight shortens Especially if the weight fs a 1 bag aining a pay roll. Pu “Excess 1fe." con (Protected by Publ ) ers Syndis 25 Years Ago Today ngton Camp, P. 0. § old an open meeting h program of high . Thére will be selections by Melba Mandolin club, by H. H. It Hall, 2 veading by W. W, ilustrated by 1 an address by Col, state secretar of A., b harmonica selections by 1. H Marshal John MyNeil, A. L. Thompeon Turner “The W1 W song 1 The Geo! Emily Yogel, v, Paul Leo- | s Kuper, J ¥ Tilly and Oscar Kun . 1 took its second victory from {atle Roth, oor companies, win- v 11 to 5. Sperl's ering much for the Co. T ha were 100 W. E. Attwood resolution to appropriat East 000 for " ot school S0 wae Mr. Prasc's £45.00% gram addition t s 7 1 went eelal trolley Connectieut \pson Wi s of the o Co. which came Har(ford two years ago. nd growing condi- ntly nte that n hriving a A rep mak the rm i now folds |that jelly won't jell in Shop Editor, care 0f the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwurded to New York L —— J |Our Quota’s ¥ull On The Former, | T'olks! | A8 Jeen as gossips are to spread Each ‘“catty” tale and rumor, Let's all be cheer-sips, folks, instead, And circulate good humor! Then They Clinched “What's the trouble here?" “Oh, a man from Miaml has just told a native son from California | California because of the earthquakes!” WHEN BLACK IS READ | Is 1t a New Game, Or an Old One reaches his thirtieth | t ! : ‘~‘»"r\(hl:‘1:”m*" he took slck, by accident— wind-lgace 1 thought it was my brains, but hand- haj | | tomor- | ons, a song C10s > |of the mud. W i . Adam | to Hartford| "Do car {pros?” baseball series | Oh no, you must not kisa me! It really can’'t be done! i T am too young, my Ma says—BUT Let's play I'm twenty-one! L] —=Olver Green Yery Carcless Rollo drowned his little Lrother, An act «hich somewhat peeved his | mother, exclaimed, “You little You might, at least suit!” she brute! have saved his | -G 0. W . Mary ABRIDGED Mary mada little slam $he played her cards so war. Now every place that Ma The women all slam Mary Heartrouble, the Bobbed-Halr | Bandit, Cosmetie Poisoning The Baby chewed her birthday-toys Licked paint right off the camel, From his choo-choo h paint, too And from his dog, enamel. This diet never hurt that kid Yet gtrange to say, the other He'd Kissed his flapper mother! —F. P. Pitzer | sad End “Hodson thought he'd | acing car on the road to | “No, ha paescd away.” —Thomas Ortmann | The leading freak in this year eircus will be a fellow who has been pinched for violating a traffic or | Convinced ! Margaret, who had been playing | TrRING 10y iy g, tree, fell out and cut a gash 18|in her head. {home, she {fan. ! And Daddy, when T fell and eaw | for this court When he Daddy came ! was telling him of he all that bleod running down my | |7 1 and four is ecight, g0 I knew then that it wasn’'t my brains.” H. C. F\Hlfir‘ | SS§ AT KRAZY KOLLEGE | lucted by Gertrude) IN KI ( Teache “Herr Undfeet, the famous explor- | er, is » visiting pupil today. Per- | haps Herr Undfeet, at the same | time using the word ‘vermin,’ will | tell the class just which of his man ising experfences in jungle at sea causes him the longest of recollec- | and s shudder in his hours | storm warnings dis | coast, | w lof D | ville, Undfeet: “U all mein wild adventures, Only von can sct me squirmin’, Und dot’s ven T remember A nut dot had a vermin.” | —Dorotl KRAZY KINDERGARTEN Teetcher: “1 jest resceved a telegram from Gertrude, Jr., telling me to take the gets her other foot out nfield, lecd off with ‘indispose.’ " Win D'Opa “I place one chest wand most carefully on | And ‘make my face look stern but not too ruft; hen stick my my back— Twas indispose Napoleon did lis stuff."” other hand behind | * a [T Gosd! HERE v 1o [ SPONG Noeapy ! SEEMD LKE t1'S ™ ONLY A MONTH = AGO THAT | ok | ME REGLAR < Prose and “Cons” | vou know any English | “No, 1 follow only the amateurs.” —R. K. Morton | { | Attorney Jones had clashed with | and w ttempting to | brave and dignified front the s put up in the face of de The judge, ohsery ney's emotions and be court B the attor- ng determin- | of his | Jones,” court has for conten: |ing every effo sald Judge | good notion to fine you N ak- rt to show contempt plied id two and two is four, and four |to C0i weather burean today G. Lounsberry | t¢ move canse northwest winds this afternoon and | tonight north | south of Delaware breakwater?” this afternoon and fon falr and colde ! northwest wind 8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 1926, HARTFORD Easter Specials For Saturday At the Coat Department SMART COATS AT $25 For the junior and small woman. Fur trimmed coats of twill and mixture materials in gray, navy blue and many shades of tan and brown. These coats were made to retail at $29.00 and more. FASHIONABLE COATS FOR LARGE WOMEN $29 A special purchase of stylish coats that have the chic of the smaller coats featuring graceful pleatings, and straight lines, These coats are shown in the new colors. They were manu- factured to retail at not less than $35.00. ATTRACTIVE COATS FOR WOMEN AND MISSES $35 Carefully tailored and handsomely lined with silk crepe. These coats follow the newest tailored effects of the spring mode. They will charm the particular woman and miss, 39.00 would be a low retail price for any one of these coats. HANDSOME NEW COATS $45 With trimmings of summer fur. Certainly madam will be delighted with this group of charming coats at this moderate price. Coats that are copies of recent imports. 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