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9% 40, 6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH . _— _— _ _ _____________ ____ ________ _ _ __———___— _— ___ __ New Britain Hera!d‘ TALL OF TWO VERDIOTS A WOMAN PRESIDENT . = Page one: David L. Marshall Mary B. Dillon of Bro HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | philadelphia was convicted of sec- | pily t having a “perfectly good husband, 1926, culiar, Dut Ah upholds ma teachers all Ah can— Ah hopes to be exemptified fo' lyin', duous a bery hafi'some man" cream, flavored to taste, Q. How many persons are draw- ing pension from the United States |government for service in the Indlan ‘“-'.I«r.fl?'rm last repert of the com- | Shaighten Up! mrrn bt | Nicest Laxative, “Cascarets” 10c |sioners on the rolly of the pension office on account of services in the ;\urloua Indlan Wars and 8,034 wid- Don't stay head- achy, dizay, slc! Nothing else relleves of n is hup- marrle murder of and of years in prison Pag Harry W New York convicted of f degree a girl fwued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 81 Chorch Btreet faces a eentence m ten to|the kind who least, willing twenty it most nig lend details of SUBSCRIPTION RATES three: Cowan of | to hand looking fa "oo u'.;:”rhm Wantii r th al off of you, Casper deer. 780, & Month murder of glrl and wil be exe- | But this doesn't Interfere with het ! thing makes mother mad- der Than tracking the floor with dert— Its wen I start dinner by asking: Wat we gonna heifer dessert?’ ~Miriam G. Hovey being president of yn dtice at New Hittait Mal) Matter. at the P Becond Cla there send oll communications o bun Shop Lditor, care Of the New Britaly Herald, and your leties will be forwarded to New York Boro Gas Co., 40, iround Co Entered serving - the re- | tomers in ar It is a with friend husband, who hir ows of men who fought in these |a divorce In the state of Yumnun.‘ | Mexico? | | A. Yucatan grants divorce by | i) S A mutual consent, after a residence of | 1020, Reproduction | njrty gays there by one of the par- One Leads to the Othe orbldden) |tles. Service must, however, bo | When bills for those 55 styles lmade on and acknowledged by the JiacAeblliouk FEconay wars. [ Q. How long does it take to get | fall due, lothe pated feeling so nice- we'll bet [Qunereparty, Iy as candy-like “Cas- Seun Q. What {s the meaning of the el il kaoneston girls in these It thing, was the more TELEPHON satl Buriness Offic Editoria) Roon OALLS tory arrangemer [ rated murdep enss. oy Copyright Philadelphia casc a wholesale coal dealer. (Goprpieh The only profitable advertising mediu o n the City, Circulation booke & \ress room miways open to advertieers How come this woman ence In | attained the preside £ Sompan ¢ dishes fly, don't Member of the Associnted Press. The Aswocleted Pres 1s exclusively en: titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper wnd aleo local anews putlished hereln. slmple. She entered the compuny's B. ana’ | ‘mare” | ‘cradled | loy 20 years ago and becan Some in LIQUOR AND AUTOS her ton eontin Mspensible gn years later, o8 its camp e R ge the use of were wrestler Ia | automo- the a y lity of her marrying and o s ing the lot of uttention. open & bleyele repair shop in the | Armso” mJy’m . J. Btearns; Wainwright, Frank Baker, | D el Chle R AR A - Q. 1s the population of Boston STt your bowls. “Then 30 wil Frank H. Johnston has purchased | amisen ¢ interest of John Boyle in the | o Clty ? C‘e 0.1 Swift, secretary of the New Britain Lumber & Coal Co. has re- turned from the south. e went us Strickland building. The New Hritain vings & Loan | e — ssoclation nominated the fol- Rossberg; director: | August Volght, A, W. s Heal Charles i 3 kmeken Itallan name “Marenzana?" W. Corbin, W. B, Rossberg, Iso bet (it never fails!) A. It is a combination of * toRofythom picasant Powell, and E. W, Schultz; | event iy ‘China Sales!” meaning “cradlo,” and jazailye Siablewiiany wditors, J. M. Burdick, E. G. Hoft- | e : L2 ) time, to gently stim- feel fine, 8 ate a of Baltimore ? | 2 sample of hread has been submitted | ey iter than that o stomg SE otk el BB G nteR bt e RN e e O ihe. meret 5. |Stomach sweet, tongue pink, skin I makes 1t very uninviting Al sain ) “ ‘\‘\mnl Co. Mr. John- oo un as New Orleans, | f ofticers: president, Samuel James Holley, Jacob . and Geor arns. | A I'imo 1dca meaning “sea,” and means * ulate your liver and s strength,” ston's n clectric slgn attracts & | Barncy Doherty 1s preparing to q vice-president, W, J r. C. H. Fox, Thomas Powell, | Complaints of unclean bread have | Aert: “I¢ 1 by the sea. bowels, Then you will Member Audit Burean of Uirculotion ; The A. B, C, ts a natfonal organizutio wh'e* fturnishes newspapere and o t! s with & etrictly honest analysie clrculation. Our oD etatistic are based u This nsu : protection againet fraud in distribution figures to both nut opinfon that automobiles in F t dF & local advertise 7 undergraduates on and that 1s auth fes gas office picture ann 1ion su W's that?" union spoll study | worries about finding her agres that sh B rricd, however, it not all. twh it also ik | Cascarets” gently cleanse, sweet- |en and refresh the entire system. of |They mever gripe. overact or sick- | Directions for men, women and children on each box, any drug- caused there 779,620 and of Baltimore & pre would not = Do birds have ense n ting SUNNY, MY PRINCLSS RO LRI NPy (LU CHARMIN G marry. of gome students accom- m cment Herald 1 on York at_ Hot square; Bchul Grand Centri The RELIGION INQUIRY he inquiry 1 . tendance, instruction religious inst ly school hour ¢ thetie with 1 to & first ye HEART BEATS z T ifled 1dio 1s one heart thing during ton use of liquor. 3 a rather serfous charge. was wuived and in time she got married and continued with the | fon is unavoidable that hool tion - that strong. authorities consider the automobile stim drink irons of Princeton ar of itomo to cover much h of the cup that cheers, n teady the hand at the w that studies stupified with ns caus! Jecome the It there without [ methe that guzzling as a church, | re who cannot seeking out the road s whers lquor is n there autoing ng the mind drive an automo- | eliminate enables fnevitable hangover. students at {s no the t 1s But lation which territory in | ¢ important company., | With a woman treasurcr and as- driving slstant treasurer, & womun sceretary and asurer in Though | ,, | very much like a woman's business. | company, this concern looks may Miss Dillon, as she prefers to student be will succeed men in industry, saying known, doesn't belleve women the country is so big that there both The main function of women in business, she heel room for sexes. dlzzIness | o ives, 18 to humanize it Sounds sweet, anyway. Prince- What's wrong with it of 227 Merely the that takes two “z's” to do work one thing to | anspor- | ranspor- | g hard 10 yyotner students | would be interesting to know Senators Norbeck and By ROBERT QUILLEN After the k raw voles S e wind is bl they have cos won't show in pub had rheumatisin re significant owing our way. when Chinese soldlers don't mind being killed but th out in Some praj this way: A gelt-made credit for picking a wife with | sole ry dislike the rain, being caught s could be interpreted I'm telling you, God." man deserves the | ability enough to make him, Usually you {a man's face whether he feels nude t suspenders, with can tell by looking at . Thoug! Hy Hers-To-Cons other men may s With wealth or high I love my Bunch Just for her [ eall her She seen and lisposition. for, Her are like the Through driftin To bask ¢ A blissful undertaking, And just grow , smiles kno to my soul Her my Sometimes, That makes the Tears start at done, like mist before world s something hir rac B k for girls position, Golden Curls you see, to Hant g curl clouds hreak- cems love, the 1 And then I'm far from cheery; when her smile sunshine by sun ry, have caks According to Seclenco Serviee, a German ornithologist recently e: i perimented by giving canaries sour, | |salty, bitter and sweet solutions. The Itests fndicated that birds have a sense of taste similar to that of hu- {nformation by |™an beings, though not so acute. stlon Bditor, New | @ What is the hest way to break tain eHrald, Washington Bureau, |Chickens of eating thelr eggs? New York avenue, Washington, | A. Put china cggs in the nest, losing two cents in stamps |ahd see that the hens have oyster Medica, legal and marital |Shells to pick at. This gives them nnot be given, nor can ex- |the shell they need, arcn be undertaken. All| Q. Why are the people jons will recelve a per- |dlana called “Hoosiers”? Unsigned requests can- | A. The nickname is said to be a red. All letters are [corruption of “husher” which at one —-Editor, time was a common term through- lout the west for a bully. It is also said to have originated from the QUESTIONS | You can get an juestion of ct or vriting.to the Q ANSWERED answer to an for reply idvice ¢ en of nfident! What is the meaning of the as applied to a calam- ity or misfortune? |strangers “Who's yer"? ;i s calamity or misfor- |“who are you'?) o springing from 4 multitude of | Q. When will the Coolidge half sources, an evil of many phases, 80 |dollare be issued? led from the Greck myth of Hy- A. In the late spring or early 1, the many headed. summer in connection with the Vilna still the of | philadelphia Sesqui-centennial expo- ’ | sition (that capital ia.? ovno is the present capital. | In- | peaple of the state of inquiring from | s, | store, || Quch! Aching Joints, | Rub Rheumatic Pain || Rub Pain right out with smait | trial bottle of old t. Jacobs OiL” | 5 | Rheumatism is “pain” only. | Not one case in fifty requires in- Iternal treatment. Stop drugging! | Rub soothing, penetrating “St. Jac- lobs Ofl" right Into your sore, stiff, Ling Joints and relicf comes in- antly, “St. Jacobs Oil” {s a harm- |less rheumatism liniment which |never disappoints and cannot burn |the skin, Limber up! Quit complaining! Get la small trial bottle of old, honest, Jacobs Oil" at any drug store, 1l in just a moment you'll be free m rheumatic pain, soreness and ~ | Bingham, both Republicans, agree ness, Don't suffer! Relief awaits you, *'St. Jacobs Ol1” 18 just as good |for sciatica, neuralgia, lumbago, |backache, sprains. Oceurs | the old capital which the | aunty : ish General Zeligowskl seized m‘ lawless raid Oectober, 1920, and ed over to Poland. Later Vilna i its strip of territory was award- | Amazon od to Poland by a decision of the | ague of nations fn 19, Who holds the iatol lizo of Franc leads to the crimson Light-hearted It is gre When the Connectleut river ad-| once the good mixer shook hands. |~ vpywag just this morning vertises a flood 1t usually Now he shakes cocktails. learned makes good. It the “flood" does no | follks are thefr student than sweep the burned!” long br the au- v 1 a 1 | 7 = : the sea it will be like an annual need a lawyer. AT 4 spring cleaning. | Channing: You don't dare talk back to yo ©? There’s no law inst tha there?" azer: “No, but the against it. upon anything. to drink. | it lic of = . STEAMER 1S WRECKED River t sport to dress m must with Tragedy Crocodiles cent or = think it with 50 undergraduates stage rart to mix strong My I'm ‘Where Infest saying Let our clvilization ‘“develop” little more and almost every another st e more pollution to BilibUde rec: | < giogn, “DIAMOND DYE” ANY GARMENT, DRAPERY to rids who l’fflt'h-‘ Rie De Janeiro, March 25 (P— f oublay on | Details of the disaster with which 10 . | the small steamer Paes De Carvalho Wha [met last Monday 1200 miles up the Amazon river in tropical waters in- 1 by crocodiles are being anx- !fously awaited here. The steamer is variously reported as having been |burned and blown up with heavy casualties, one report giving the ag- gre dead as §3 and another 38, | The latest information is that while the steamer was nearing Coary fire broke out in a mattress in a third class cabin where a man had been smoking. An attempt was made to throw the mattress overboard, but the flames set fire to cans of kero- sene and gasoline and spread rapidly: to a quantity of powder which ex- I ploded, wrecking the steamer. | United | This report sald the captatn, sec- | | ond officer, first engineer, nine mem- |thing! bers of the crew and 26 passengers Buy Dilamond Dyes —— no oth |were lost. Al the advices received{kind — and tell your druggist thus far indicate that some 70 per- |Whether the materlal you wish to |sons, passengers and members of the | color is wool or silk, or whether it lcrew were rescued. }ls linen, cotton or mixed goods. le was inve LR success with ¢ ed 3 ents who at study- 1ld authorities lin tomfools are As we understand the wets, Pro- hibition merely put worse liquor into | better foll poor Same old story: The Whittemore y money for a life ' the | Oclober Q poor one can ¢ be elimin d if the uni- sugary e | 5 raity were willing to | an in-law gang sought ed Now thing that induces a | take a post graduate | is a good batting e | Just Dip to Tint or Boil to Dye o threc s date is valued nickel three ce picce of 25 to 75 cents, ece at from p ) study More study Another youngster injure of luxury. dregs, Rose Kay at colleges to 58 godd for cold c! {¢ ! ! ¢ course - Each 15-cent package contains di- rections &0 simple any woman can tint soft, delicate shades or dye rich, per- manent colors in lingerfe, silks, rib- bons, skirts, w: 8, dresses, coats, stock- ings, sweaters, draperies, coverings, hanglngs — ever;- brought ahout by the av ping, 60 "tis Hot lips are hal sald; making room the New | aratrimony tempted to inquirc as to wh a 4 3 g | ling to go th Britain [normal it the one has acquired the to 15 ¢ Q. Can name some good sprays for killing insccts that will Private Little Alice: “Aunt Jane, read those letters upstairs trunk? The ones tied with biu A pistol would protect you if.hip f skets were up in the air wher down to| loves least | : o1 s settled oL that 1ein: situation wa can more discipl among ) Large numbers placed in the higgest trout tim of stat 2 1 children than there have | Himivoratiie jeen 'S stream nicotine solntion, own ¢ Aunt Jane: “No : 2 good girl I'll take you to the cc house next weelk, and you can 1 my lawyer read them, —TLeonard 1 but if you're but will continue u me-sulphur. Q. What country has the largest vy in the » How docs the United ? e to get PLANE forecasts of ASSENGER the rosy t is 2 man who can look and tell you oth the animal away. world In order to avoid s ranl Brit THERMITE AND DYXNAMIT! me of thes r the time when contracting Kiesling will e iz N § the largest ired in el in 1 ¢ NS AGO COLUMN INNE SHOPPE—1726) influenza in i e nce, the stat manner | Y : 4. Ye bathir t shows s of ve ankle! ke it off —T'll wenre a bathinge utte I he darnede iffe I we > ove do ¥ 8 BAYS 2 Well vy in the novelty sician "l any of the J r in journalism its ntleman wh W York College Marye r Yaie News utilize of Halle? Prus- vest of | muct T you! So, there! 16,8 . nipg of a % Johnne—Darl 11 be the hap waorlde. Origina “FIRST FOUR RIGHT AND LEFT!” “Ladles Chain! “Swing Partne Here they como back agaln—tlose Ol4-Fashioned Dances. They're trresistible when the orchestra staits up with “The Arkansas Traveler” and “Turkey in the Straw.” Our_Washington Bureau's latest bulletin tells how to d Tho Waltz, ginia Reel, the Plain Quadrille, the Double Quadrille, the otte the Rye Waltz—it glves the calls and explaine dio has now re feels free to program. motion ple- de” filmed and | td make it? in Californla. stion early last ind completed in August. on rose | imported into | \ the United 8 per cent ad valorem. arc blotters passen ) had its ori, Hi 1 = ty in Plainvi s everybody uffs encounter cnjoying the important ory hasn't much to ho l¢ gnr flig 1 re Turt, \-5top Jaymes — — — — — — — — — CLI¥ COUPON HERE n Bureay, New RBritaln Herald, w York Averue, Wathington, D, C. wounlde you Edyna—Yesse, buit 1 1 ? saying e T woulde 1 : paper putte in a c . Jaymes—T'l1 be shun! Come to youre honc J | | but to prove EDITOR, 52 Ne d T Washingt in m from um W st 1 pro- Inates, ybunch! X Ip. Cheap blatters are mechanical wood pulp. m Music written mor Stars That Pass in the Night Fortune 7Teller stars tonight tell me quarrclled witl Henpeck: ** night 1o is call e you el STATE REDISTRICTING 8¢ BT. & NO. OF R. R. teveteusnnassses oreessnsensnsarassassesesassssscs Correct this sentence ree days wedding.” sald friends had out i told me funncl and or whipped on th meringuo thered in | o the she, “the of pride's girl gushing (Protec ng Synd SYAPSHOTS OF A MAN CHASING A SPECK IN HIS MILK By GLUYAS . WILLIAMS wernment pri capital presses at 12ascar, of an " CLOYAS WILMAMS Observation On The Weather CHASES SPECK ROUND AND ROUND WITH SPOON. | SPECK FINALLY DIVES TO BRING SPECK TO | OUT OF SIGHT SURFACE FUMBLES 1‘ TOR SPOON | | | EATS SANDWICH WATCH= ING FOR SPECK TO RE- APPEAR GETS THIRSTY BY'TWT- | LES TINY SPECK IN | ING GLASS MANAGES 6LASS OF MILK THI. MAFTEOTT Can | Ao oo —| o s this a 3 Friday —_— | IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE | (Conducted by M. F. J.) | [RAL ATIEMPTS UP A SPOONFUL | C WITH SPECK ing | word KNOCKS ELBCW A- GRINST TABLE, SPIL- ING SPECK BACK IN- TO MILK WHEREIT DIS- APPEARS TROM VIEW DECIDES HE'S T0O THIRSY TO WAIT DRINKS VERY CAUTIOUSLY, KELPING ATS SANDY EY[S OPEN FOR SPECK DERING DID HE SWAL- LOW 'T AFTER ALL pt I8 made to keep |unsettled weather followed by fair |Mandy Lynn: } ls pr ssive, |"Saralh Jac said you looks pe- | colder.