New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 5, 1926, Page 8

New Britain Herald EERALD FUBLIEHING COMPANY (Bundey Ricepted) 41 Church Btreet MFHON RATES 10 e Yo 1000 Three Montha to. & Month. | Ilunl at the Post Offies at N, Bacond Class Mal) Matter, Towned Dai! AL Horndd EHLEPHONR OALLS The enly profitable advertising m o tlon booke open to advertisers. Momber of the Associnted Press. e dsmociated Press 18 eic ttled te the wee for re-pu o sews eredited to It or not wredited In thie paper wnd aleo loca news published bereln. Mewaber Aodit Barean of Clreulat Ahe . B. O. 0 & natlonsl 0rkan whie? furnivhes mewspapers and Meers with & strictly honest & sirewiation Our eircalation srat are based mpon this audit. This 'n pretection againet fraid w oy dlstribution flgures to both national and local advertiaora The Ferald fa on e dnlly in York At ewpstand ewmtands. Eotrance | cet GOOD ADVICL FROM MR, MELLON The advi to the nection given by Meilon yesterday e atlon In ¢ with the coll Secret ¥ Tre all inte of the ad- to 1S purposes was the voice ministration, And h nervo it was good vice to all who saw in the collapse tom t business m ed e stock According to t slump was hat we have over-speculation. too much for mor has b ind of concery power exist of the p sition is f worth a WHLERLE CoOMMUTE DOUBT EXISTS, SENTENCE Al Smit Brooklyn upon the r Pantano's ex- move that will toof s courts of the man THAE BEALISM 1N YANREE PICTURES | mity long be- | | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 5, SUCCESS OF WOME AS BOND SALESMEN Down In New York, coveries ara belng made dally crudite reporters for the public prints, it haa been found that half a dozen or so of women bond salesmen attached to Wall ms are among tho best ! yeers’” on the street, That 1s to say sales of bonds is higher than the ranlc of men in the busl- nong, LARGE THE COU Or THE LEAGUE Austen Chamberlain, had every reason dis- by 8! wherc foreign secretary, admit “the delicacy of casion” when he addressed Who House of Commons relative to his attitude regarding the admission of s to th Nation to strect l other nation or nat pro- of the Li itlon to Germany, a hard we in his cou some Councli ague of en has had and file Only the public him at Locarno 18, not to forge The the 1y men can abored urpass them, and even | thew are being hard pressed. Amother big guccess | succems credited to women. Agal y By that they are th qual &f men! women got started in the elilng during the to defeat | Liberty y went s made that business shown it Loca German repul Natlons, his il nothing be | hond business time an drives when the Locarno o highways and byways to | a tol or cause out into t soM i urities not go pro- 058 government t could to telling the the Libert ho while s ry main idea be- triots w ide seems join the League of ate most effective issue r Ifuropean nations invest, use | to give Council scats to |t r was Jost th the to it in and Brazil in addition | v no more value 0‘.m that they took business in or Germany developed | bonds, a Loe: re In..m-‘rl 8, of no conferer the and | o important to have Po- | after the r mor war end permanent member of Come to think t, howover, of the other| | in the esti When a man bond sales- man enters he can be treated like an. uropean obsery- | | some men book agents are treated: but who in his senses could treat a that busiest exceutive, hie week's campaign in the press ot of forcing Cham- woman Wi The nto et has hi m to come from his sh approached by selling to dressed 1 th . | trom out his shell and | woman from lead pencils have to sit up and Cateh a mere man not when a pretty girl stands or sits in front of him. It i y to turn down a man by sayin, that the everything & object of foreing | anything bonds, W tnke ing give the in nd public an inkling of what s, notic mind, g that 1 among other was In his In say B would not oppo notlee | ani- | | members of the Zony went only half he pre- the other seemed to what no buying is being done; buyer 8 althou fs soll sold on to do, catened guc would be can be in the medicine cd. He an uninstruet- f can be he on that he is not market juires unanimi- v it | una- a thing except t rid broke a he is No- tion in to g or t t the moment. hink of oman. s not to oppose plain will not | b would lying in t Spain or| manner o a Small wonder inent Coun- | bond salesme ed all other | ouncil are hese women u o can hy with hig sales. in| Women us bond salesmen have sich a huge advantage over men | poesibility of To- |bond salesmen and over the weak- inent member- | éned re it ca power of ;-1“\'\:-.“ ouncil 1 | that is really a the Lt d hg icted or 13 hasis of what or upon Great | ar mberlain i no! no wo has tried . My bonds. The last m a New ieted party York tance 2 i allowed | alled us up nly was st as soon as We . But have most a mere ma upon m he sale, We whet end rmit- ver since of 1 1 to join the Council, on the other could not have her opportunity, | ovr THE NEWS lanned to wed a girl en no cal) SCANNING aing Germany | o ould of the Coun ' entry upon a ruy TARIFE | m to| STAND ON t least cer all-pow their average of | top-notchers of the| they | elr money would {in the West Is that many of the vic ; | why can’t a woman le a good bond | the | for with which | caugh |18 secking $30,00 { tor {following 1w, 1 | Parsc lana Fred I | ttons, FactsandFancies By ROBERT QUILLEN The coal strike cost many mil. not countlng the powder used to resurface noses, A restaurant {sn't like home, At a restaurant you can't be sure the dlnner scraps are used for supper, According to selence space doesn't increase, but you'll notice that an mpty head usually swells, The ability to talk may convince you that man le superior to the onkey 1f you don't listen to the {at Hatred for strangers probably has its genesls when the child is told to speak its piece for the nice man. Bl soft ¥ a specd cop. The queer thing about landslis time are republica Back In Teddy's the White House spokesman was & chap who showed his teeth and sald “Bully!" aps the silver dollar could popularized by making it out of aluminum, e To the blase, a new wife {s just another woman who will stand for Kissing. Mln'r d vines. “I'll take {10 chances on this pro-flood stuft,” &aid he. When the meek Inherit t who will there be to ma carry out the ashes? e earth, them who nd it tax mi As we redue unders a dangerou: th on in e gosted | Modern girl: old thing" is “Yes, darling, 1 marry yow.” and soon | except 1 o moun- tops cu for lo doesn't help even to live inslde if you live previous to It your income, “He “and ts his thig s ‘s 1en gaid door or ehe, U.' bers."” (Proteeted by yndi Publishers 1te) | 25 Years Ago Today teh's war play, “Barbara will be pres Frohman at the will play the title annual report to the state Ir tes t Ne of #tre and into two One i empties into the nd flows through Ha Hows tebic, Charles Lyceum tigler Th nad day miles lischarging COurses. sl Britzin has 43 small Piper's Parl ord; adow water- hrook, river while brook, bethe river ¢ Connecticut. The city has | abliged to pay $50,000 in dam- s 1o residents along these while of Har which to the § Irses the city tford ) more Berlin is opposed to the . but probably mestly for tal nothe reasons, r towr ' Protective associas- met in Calumet h lust ng 4 or elected the W. Allen, wards, D. A. , Leon Licgey, rect cven direc Damon, Philip 1 damage back last th h $27,450. W. D. C. Judd for the Y. on uit of moving held res et line rs Bar 1 for i was 3 spoke Hateh i ¥ Platt s in the irname Messrs, son (king up, A G ght gt Ired Hum- Walter, prizes. Mr awarded th W, E. wlings fourt} taird, W Holmes. g of the ernoon clected Atkinson; H. C. B. Cowles, Budgeporl I'a\ Plan Mr. B 1 Mitchell won the Humphrey was ® first pr T : Miss Ed Da H oy Mrs E. N third; rrie Gent first Nick fourth ond, D R w the were re Exhibited l'nr ()lh(‘l ] H M i rtford, ctors a vnv!p of et you n | water- | ind an in-|° on Church | Beers Capen; | X | “Oliver |‘.mm., to - | Send all conununications to Fun Shop Editor, care 0 the New Liritaln Herald, and your lettel will be forwarded to New Yurkj e, L Fiy A Curo For Family Jars, Folks! | There's many & domestic mess Would solve itself, would be our guess, If homes from poles to the equator Lach had a good cheer percolator! Used Glorla: “I hear that Grace's hus- {band has a breakdown." Eile That's what she gets for carrying a sccond-hand husband.” VLIRTATION By Sunny 1 8aid a Turtle to a Frog-let, (For the Turtle was quite flirty!) “Do you like it in your bog-let? Aln't the water awful dirty? Come up here and try my log-let, Sit upon my mossy rug-let I Leave the squirmy poll And the skipping water 1 THE g-let.” To that friendly, flirty Turtle aid the Frog-let, “Little Mud-let, For your sake, you bet your shirtle, 1 will leave my slimy pud-let.” \en he gave a graceful hurtle | And he landed on the log-lat. | gald the Turtle, “Call me Myrtle," And he dld, the gay young dog- | The Reason | Mardart: “Scems to me our meals lare getting pretty slim, lately.” Mrs. Hardar! —G. E. Tousley. | Most tdols are usually idle after | they get to be an idol! All God's Children Dot Little daughter was fondling her mother, Mot however, was reading and paid no attention to the little one, | who ran her hand up and down her {mother' | “Mothe she asked suddenly, “why did Giod leave all the feathers on you?" | ~Mrs. A. Welch, THE FUN SHOP FLOORW (Ol o ALKE aum) What | ant a half | reo aisles | “Good morni can we do for you? dozen assorted giggles? rtrouble, wait Yes, Madam, on this | : Heart- | | it nge a joke you bought here yesterday? Talk to the gentle- desk on the u mind tell- matter with to your ? You wife—not second floor. Would ) ing me what was the it? Oh, you took it )mrm wife and she didn't lau |ought to exchange your the joke. ’ “What can we show you today, y you've come to sell You want to see | Kindly let me | H'm—"Why To Isir? Oh, you {and not to buy ‘“hr president, eh? see the joke, please. Mn c-a chicken cross the rond? |get to the other side!’ Sorry, sir, but | we have no antique department. You |might speak to the Fun Shop jani- |tor, though. Yes, in the furnaco room. He likes jokes like that to take the chill out of the Shop these chilly mornings. “Poetry department? You'll find a | verse right up the column, dam. | { You say you'd like for me to hold ;w;r child w on shop? 1 him to un Khop | cindergarten, what it's for. “Stop! Come here, that sticking out of your pocket? | S0O! A joke, ¢h? Just a minute, |white T call the house detective! You say you came by it honest ¥? 0 why isn't it wrapped up? You | 't get by with shoplifting in this | tment store, young man! T've| | canght you—and the joke's on YOU! Roland call the wagon! ke the | ‘\ sir! What's | | | | A Deuce of a Note! A pretty girl is like a they say. By the John, bocame of trat pretty girl you wer going with when I was here last |year?” “1 married her. |go home and 1aco melody, | what Now I've got to musie." Athos. | | = |IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOL (Conducted By Gertrude EGE ) acher | “Mr. Ring looks a bit dejected for a newly aged man. Perhaps it | will n him feel r to \\M'l- his mind with the aid of nd ‘a in Ring: veir hair, ‘aster- to cook or make a | A uy sure asterisk a lot asks 4 flapper-girl to wed! sweet would smoke no | more | Ana teave 1 But since she I'll have to take her .. er complexion be is so cute, T gue just ashes!” i . [Teacher: | " "“Lat your votee go up In Gustave," E. Breezes: ‘Warm oysters he brought me, and den cold bean soup der stalest rye bread lace; Mein coffee gespilled he meln vest— von elevator! face.” ust in der Und all over Fou'r 1 said in his ~—J. E. Dunker. KRAZY KINDERGARTEN I Teetchier back in your pockit can do with ‘acid’ deer, pu Alone ots of money I mite be robbed attackted and shot: 1 be it w and see wat yov those 2 s c | Olive “It 12 Or even Life w 1 s rich, fearse { » |Ann Eyeru |1 tove let!! | ot 80 loud, dear. | | The cook's reducing.” | v Toll thelr | ‘elevator’ | | continued cold tonight, temperature ¢ ¢ north | 1 northeast winds. | Conditions: The area of high pressure now deminating the | weather over the eastern half of the country developed in intensit nd | extent during the past 24 hours and | | Rocky Mo nnmdx | | freczing tempe 1926. IARCH SALE—CHINA AND HOUSEWARES—DOV Wise.Smith £do. 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High-Grade Wiltons 9x12 Feet $99.00 Reduced from $112.50 Seamless Axminsters 9x12 Feet $39.50 Reduced from $44.50 Seamless Brussels 9x12 Feet $18.95 Reduced from $24.50 Chenille Rugs Fine, Deep Pile Seamless Chenille Rugs In plain colors, made from wide loom Chenille Carpets, worth $11.25 yard OUR $5‘00 SQUARE SALE YARD $16. $1 $1 | | Though they hate to be s'prized by ins centered this morning over | revolutionary, will he Colorado. curtail his stay at Sokplje, Precipitation amonnts were heavy e i e slding in on the central Gulf coast but light | grade or leaving |h country. v widely scattered districts. | decision was reached at a ¢ wsure remains high' on the North | ence of officlals of the cific coast. fice and the minister of the Conditions favor for this vielnity | terior. It follows the general’ fair weather and not much change me, And the way 1 find out if t under there Is to give it a flippancy.” —Jessic Blumenthal (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbidden) hieres some | | successful attempt in temperatur Ireach the Greek Observation e On The Weather March 5 (4| READ HERALD CLA Fair of yesterday frontier lelgrade, — General Jugoslavia, Washington, March and Plastiras, the Greek | YOR RESULTS urday in= | — cloudiness with riing tem- north and creasing per: moderate north For C and continucd cold tonight; v increasing ¢ ! Rilly ym;': ¢ Rilly? can make a cherry ple, quick as you ecan win She's & young thing and cannot leave her mothe Ing with Fair Satur- hrie- | ing [ — . 1P COUPON HERE Washington Bur e, Washington, D PIES AND PASTRIES elled U, S. postage stam : \¥. New Britain Hera this | the tures region, A caused lower morning over the Ohio val the and New Engi temperatures obt Central ~ Michigan, northern New northern New temp Lake Middle a n as far south as | and a the | Y or eoln for western York England 1 line as r Georgia and disturbance ate a ST. & NO. or R Ru sovvvniininnns R a CITY BTATE I am a reader of the HERALD. ture I 3 J — —— —— — — — — — — — — south as Arkan: South Carolina. forming over the A SNAPSHOTS OF A BABY IN A PEN FIGURES TS SORT OF FUN AT THAT, HAVING MOTHER AND DAD~ DY JUMP AROUND TO PICK THINGS UP TOR YU GETS BORED AND THRO\AS SOUNDS DISTRESS SIGNAL RATTLE OUT OF PEN. NT QUITE REACH IT TO 6ET IT BACK GUESSES THAT WAS JUST THE 0- SUAL APPLESAUCE AND THROWS RATTLE ACROSS ROOM THROWS RATTLE OUT ON OTHER RECEIVES RATILE FROM DADDY GIDE AND SIGNALS FOR HELP AND LISTENS TO LONG SPEECH ABOUT HOW IF HE DOES ITA- GAIN ML HAVE TO STRY THERE 5T0P5 TO SEE WHETHER TEARS HRVE HM) ANY EFPECT ON THEM NO LUCR! $16H5, ROLLS OVER AND GOES TO SLEEP LETS THEM KNOW WHAT HE THINKS OF THEM WAITS FOR PARENTS TO PIKK THEM UP. BETS UNERSY. ARE THEV REALLY GOING T0 BE STUBBORN ! invited to and Bel- This a confer- foreign of- in- from IFIED ADS