New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 1, 1926, Page 6

New Britain Herald ANRALD VUBLISHING COMPANY femed Daily (Bunday Bxcepted) At Herald 9)dg., 7 Chorch Btiect SUBSCRIPTION RATES 9 8 Year, 9300 Thres Months 180, & Mon Wutered at the Post Offfce at New I} s Second Cla TELBPIIONK CALLS Business Office ... Sditorial Rooms . £he only profitable advertising ted s the City, Circulation bouks an | oress room always open to advertirers. | Member of the Assoclated Press. The Aseociated Press In exclusive ru-‘ titled to the nee for re-publication of | all news credited (o It or not otherwive credif in this paper und also news published horeln. local Member Audit V.reau of {irculution A. B. 0 (o & DAUODAI Organizat 1ale ot efrculation statis 8% based wpou this audit. This leuier protection net traud ‘o newmn distribution figures to both national au local advertise: The Hernld 1a on York t Hotallug s Sqoare: Schulue's N Grand Central, 4 olretiation. Ou AUDIENCES AIN WARM-HEARTED IN NEW BR Yesterday mias artist Musical to con last Britain dltion vation of sounds through ¢ the f r stated The departed intervals from hen givings oc whenever here, the well-filled ysms of house enthusiast artist was ¢ ping send-o tha sidewalk, to Which s vill and Brit in musi 1in tinest ditferent than clientela t) uch on and surpa other cifi SENATE BAL ALLMINU M VEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, MARCH 1, 1926. e SWASHBOARD PIKE" PROUIBITION, CHURCHES, | MUST BE IMPROVED AND THE OUTLOOK | FactsandFan(‘fes Where t By ROBERT QUILLEN my brother jellies and fruits he winked and felt voyal, | But its all diffrent now ter rite off jest give mulatto cast O, W “Wen cmen churches stand uy {And | pronibition nas ived consider he i We editoriul o s comes to you | read duly "ana = viters say e wnd posttion Expericnced Employer: “H any night worl n i \re you i L0060 worth first stolen poer centers did that. | Send all communieations to Fun | | Shop Editor, care of the New | Britain Herald, and your letter i« || will be torwarded to New York No Wonder They Call 1t March, | Lolks! springtin uve all the plie latest two years, ) Metl port was (Copyright, 1826, It I"orbidden. reagon why n ki Ul people hick to da K ning i one anothet ureh, ne wse all ape . 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