New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 26, 1926, Page 8

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Toeued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 81 Church Btrest SUBSCRIPTION RATES .00 » Year, $2.00 Three Months Téo, & Month, Butered at the Post Office at New Britaln | as Becond Class Mall TELEPHONK CALLS Business Oftice Editoria) ltoome Matter, The only profitable advertising wadiy in the City, irevistion booke a WEST MAIN PAVING SEEMS ASSURED of Its Mmlted appropria- y bourd of ipparently sees its way clear West Main astreet this In spite ar the public repaving The he year that which was Hartford which simllar to vn along avenue year -— will be entirely tory, 18 feared for at least a fow and pruning public Main paving board of finance got through with of the West imates works A that the press room always open 1o adiertisers. Member of the Assoclated Press, The Amoclated Press 1o exciusively en- | of | hilcation otherwive also local titled to the ure for re. all news credited to It or not credited fn this paper wnd Dews pubiished herein Member Audit Burean of Circulation The A. B, C. Ip & DAUODRI 01gALIZALIOL whic? furnishes newspapers and adver tiners with & etrictly honest aualysie of elrculation, Our circulation statistics are bared upon this audit. This protection againet fraud dimribution figures to both oatioual a loca) advertisers. The York 8q Grand Cent nd Btreet. ETURNING TO USE OF ANTHRACITE 1at proportion of the people of E 1 will return to of cite w! use that to now miners have returned work ? Several DLusiness writers of promi- nence have been asking tion and trylng to answer i apparently agree users the rem will be considerably been the case there will not be as before All of which is sp body knows. Much upon the price of antt It Connecticut using the amount f during the strike citizens of state, is ted, around 25,000,000 that anthracite r of the winter this winter, many of them the strike. No- depend fon. will cite. were to substitutes us continue it estinm could a y Massachusetts the around states saving would $45,000,000; in proportion. . It is possible that a fair propor- | iton of will continue conj those who used substitutes to use them or in of in ction with anthraeite, course, when anthracite is here | would have | time | the lava will have to bo 1t held over for an- appears that re groundles st one addition: an be constructed—on South Main senfor high » Itoberts 1 from th school Kewlse s ratifying. This had by been hoped, but in this important WHEN THE EARTH “MELTS v rather folly ment made by Professor John Joly professor of geology and mincrology Uni to his crsity of Dublin, fn ref- g hotter 50 lions of years planet will melt ct has not common vaudeville Professor Jol us that the time c 1 t s of our continents 1o lis may lappen so quickly that the newsy not be to get out an extra in to carry the story before the final collapsc ends the suspense and worry. Professor Joly's postseript that the s ually and the continents will risc little By that time survivors upon one-tenth ain gives consolation. of the land which did not sink into been cooked, fried and boiled in steam for ages. All of which deduction of S an arres the aims of fate re- arding the destiny of planet; but we are not convinced of its cortainty. Professor about all Joly may have convieed himself he sufficient quantities ti coal, and this may price substitutes will less than ha ofter an induce- rk with fur- ment to mix brain w nace stoking. number cit practice Quite a o zens hav the only t during strike, as nec- essity s not he mother of invention, but the 1s0 innovation, When the taken into account r heat overlooked, oil also i the purposes uge of f is use o ing not to mentio Ve Kerosenc that tb m more exte use of heaters, it would appear anthracite industry has contend with that did not exist fore the It jority is of turn to t there than will is less speculation in trying to gucss how stick to other fuel. POSTAL DEPARTMENT opined THL Ten the post partment government ness i from himself He learned much through | he il aer of | but of speaks, he hasn't convinced a multity entific colleagues I rather remotely—very re- olely, we might stress—includes | ourselves, T 0 the that than Jolyian hypothesis is contrary widely current seientific view the carth s cooling, rathe The ems 1o b growing hotter, r out th rocks s the earth was once gradually cooled and 18 formed yielded the opinion that the du- ration of human life carth 1 b m upon the \ vears, upon According wrus ov riod more yea many | By Sl ahe Marl of him; Twain w question bef permanent ot about all of enough. Somnie years or when the carth is irs older, and mill N new paving, it Is declared, | these | al sub- | no means as | is | when | molten | pers of the day may | | most tratum will then cool grad- | ing this old | | traveling | ways and evidence | | gers it mankind NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, A POOR SUDSTITUTE 'on WIDER ROADS Motor Vohicle MacDonald has been quoted al Ing of the opinion that the build sufficlent new road or wider highways to take care Commissionc eannot o traflio the speeding up of trafiic constantly increasing and suggests as a sul upon the existing highways. Some of the other motor xperts are think argument, of a contrary and we the | they have The trunk struct state can construct Hne highways wlder ting It it and roads than 5 not dete false thos ex rred throug! a spirit of cconomy are paying enough to th Justify efficlent use of the this respect Nigk ate money Ir line ucted to take Enough trunk ways can be all ¢ con, to davelop In the next decade ward the army LAt ts pinchied of intention to ex it be tha motorists, O course the crelse cconomy it will 1y another way of ing state 8 inclined nt in its du There to be de s somet] to he saic inst “moochers” along the pul rolng average hways—vehicles mucl ver than the motorists to take the them and meeting And in risk o 1ssing cars while so doing. there something to be said favor o 00d average speed for all cars. But there is a limit to all things, to | Mitchell. speeding on the public roads with- and there certainly is a limit in the bounds of reasonable safely The records of the motor vehicle department have accidents disclosed th oceur upon other words, where the along the utmst speed and is taken, where curves the accidents, and records hillg irefulnes show there e fewer This is one point against Mac Donald’s high-speed scheme, Another point is that the g up of the exisiting during week-ends during ag the mer time is not due wn to another, of autoists to but practice g0 from ling of ound the exhilaration of riding not autoisis—they would total of such the would congestion for be with the with ost at part just as severc present, ad that come spoed That s the sccond phase of contention Another argument in to the hig would he merely a tempol method of combatting the sit only permanent way and wider trunk ) o i tting ighy cise 50 mi ountable authori is more speed n conneetion W e, the paramou nore speed in the n rtment. in vays CONNECTICUT TOBACEO Connecticut tohace being in to overproduction and a supply 14 that will 1s hard put try dire straits, ot st three yer to find wha clrcumstances of the growers have accumulating. 1 to a is no indication that the hasi did pre too much in have come hea ulty not exist put Tobaceo for yea have monny cofton wa 0 B¢ Kk, but that don can he that very purpe time to give wh the wholcsale p postage u? stamps motor tituto | vehiclo opinion, more also con- now Autoists to traffie that 1s likely if the 1o hag a desire to do its duty fo- | Iin- lie and caus- other is the straight portions of highways — in portions | is possible "he Along gections of roads nforce clntter- Eam- 80 much to the one is dne to the | cruising rely in an cffort to enjoy | Yaster | £ diminish the merely i would be traveling over more high- | the | *d dan- inereased the opposition speed suggestion is that iry on, is to build 1vs and ssary | 0 growing the Factsand Fancies r By ROBERT QUILLY ate Consldering man's age-long effort to produce artificial light, the hridge ¢ |lump seem @ rather puny result, one almost man zone, The seed Catalog doesn't {tlonally mistead, 1t just nuch elbow grense for 5 At lenee tinies in the o [temperate loses who nanic 11t the inten- takes too granted The malled fist was a menace least it didn't make as as a certaln tin lorn, but at nots It's man's fault, 1If he didn't y [all the talking, and that |self, he'd discover her dumby fore the ceremony. do 1| Liquor doesn't cure a cold. o [ just Keeps up your niorale while cold runs itsolf down. Sophistication fs Just a confession t you were a sucker and t nicely trimmed It the once the colleges bout dolng, awfal! boys loys in ¢ arent there doing college g as not t| Well, if mu Imen, it may {pep up the ceds up Nero L orke- th dled to firemen, 11 Some snct some large . = Also—, darn itl—it's tain pen that won't a poor foun- vork hoth wavs, t In this age I necessar loss you're of speciallsts it know vihing a buyer for a dime all 0 ove un- el store, Life Colonel bor: He fsn't now, dety the Mrs, lom can Aivild oman ualism driver advis. wateh at a inters a ctio) t Crlimnal out on bail: {now; If I can grab three that will me with ver, Iy husy payrolls, B uar the law- tost of prrsc anging lty for con- sists in exch gas lin a strang a k It N ney write ind heroine o), dog. Even th the hero iscuss” a rs never sat down Perh: ould just nts hooch. supereilions it he had the as same Kind of Correct this sentence: “When I'm a bad humor,” sald she, “T treat children just as I do when 1'm a good humor.” (Protected by Publishers' ndicate) 25 Years Ago Today Paul Gaiebler called al the fation this morning and | Chiet Ray a hole in hi saying he had been shot. A f¢ minutes later Morris Lominski showed up with a wound on the side | of his head. Officers Shelton and McCarthy investigated and found youthful cobbler who had amusing himself shootin ever a pedd | would shoot {1ead siug s then dancs his victiy n [the in | e police howe W a When- fellow with a passed the im or his horse from an air ith glee at the to ascertain his of n as- 4 il That debate on “Resolve is detter C cter us, as drawn by was held in a sopromore automobile | 50 ripture, AT | 1ast Strong and Woods. a special town meoting night rlin ved to the catablishr sewer heds | ithin its pree s planned hy Britain L. Wilcox i « cading ) the meeting and his motion that the selectmen spend as muci mo: s necded in the v carried The only voted againts the motion was John Moran Kensington, who said that it was only wasting muck money, as New Britain could not be 1 ! stopped in this maiter. | William J. Noble has made out an “ pplication to ercct a barn on the { site of the one recently destroyed by |fire. The new barn on Sexton | strect willhe 15x24 - William Burcmmer, janitor of th 1 | Ho & Hoffman building, found s this morning them on presumably hela resce fight of one who 80 teeth droppe N transf ving lar Observation On The Weather Washing r South m N gland and Satur Gen- day, portion nd northwest nds, diminishing t P're is rising i win Conditions ure continued T low but | tion of Th vesterday Lawrence \ country storm « ssed down the and is cehtral t morni il lower ma provinces. caused light modera a eavy rains generally throughout lantic coast ricts and orms in South nows are fall portions of N z in weetern much | isn't | focl | intelli- | heen | gun and | efforts | Arch | to | e eastern por- | FEBRUARY d all communications to I | Shop kditor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter Don't You Though ri fiat, Or fame Wha While 1 spat Tolks? cold and Say So Too, me lgh hat" Throw That In Homesecker: “How much for this liouse Owner: “We Homeserkor buy the 1, $1,000 down," “Yeah, but to upstaivs, 00" A Don Overheard on rty Wire ¥ Heartrouble Dramatis Pe T'he Sonc Lady Ihe Conlman lo. . hello company? e L.~~Wiat a getting some € (wearily) — a‘am Only coke, No, ma m. No nut coal? No, ma‘am, . (hopefully)— Only coke, L. (bright] turc call it C.—We¢ Lady—11. Clinker Coal Conlman v the ¢ 0! coal? No coal in coal? 0 peanut ma How and coal., coko-cola? have no anth 1 = T & 1 ( out a what mix- coke do you cite w over, L.—That's hard. « , ma'am, you some soft. How much a ton? Eighteen dollars. . —T'll say soft (persuasively) h it Is, but I could give cash, for you! Shall T send idea) it's around L (5 cge con W new What C.—Hard. Hard-boiled « Lady, you kidding You ye! said (hat (doing binful, old thir Well, ' BOTH | ashioned girls used o and make up after a quarrel. it modern girls do hoth whether they qu Kiss pretiy rrel or Natural Inference Lowry, is your husband a suddenly asked Wilbur, a |neighboring hoy of six the other day homely, rich visitor, Why of course not!” T answered “What ever put that into your 1 Well,” your 1 he ma years, of a Wilbur, “Pa shocs Were when Sad Fate Warren: “Donald froze |How was that to de: Is “Failed and was turned Warren: “Out Wallace: “No, suit othes,” to pay ont.” of he his Tiouse WHEN BLACK IS RI \l) Two Minds With But a Single Thought In my study 1 vMM\mi How I could increase my W {When a sudden Ln”\ scheme me not {\\ Wy write ODE TO HEALTH {Just then Doctor Wilkins ¢l me, crease his wealth) would send him | (He, wonld i And T promised 1 || Twenty bucks 1 | OWED TO HEALTH! | —D. L. West. | | He Who Courts And Runs Away, Tte, I would like to linger longer, Lita Lou, "twould be | to do; ‘ T haven't lost my | Round his room your But a very foolish thing bearing, Pa is tcar- lar sounds -like swearing not that nage a lilke to you? sound very *d better ramble, o risk should he going o0 way of knowin time I 4 daddy- Griff Crawford For Everything this TALKT | The » poets do; |T ain't nothin® ainst | Because I've done it, too; | | A Time il right way the Its hat sayin' 1t, But dealin’ with flesh and blood I'm lovin' in ‘ —Lloyd Hartley. Probably Did Folsom: “Henry, 1 10 Roland. He's wast- hose expensive appl Gods! He must think on trees!" Mrs, Arthur Bakst. Jopyrig 26, Reproduction Forbidden) NFLUENZA As a preventive, melt and inhale night and morning— VIEKS VAPO RuUB Mes wish vowd speak {ed three of | Folsom: “Ye !those apples TOW will be forwarded to New York || | que [ Yo writin Lirit |sonal {not I wanted Q. autho States Point ? 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All letters are Merchandise Charged Friday, Feb. 26 and Saturday, Feb. 27 Will Appear on Bills Rendered April st What is the rized envollment gt Military avademy maximum the United at West W of A court i the of Chancery in Great Britain ? In English law, the Conrt of 'y was formerly the highest | of st to parl Prior to the Judicature Ac the superior court of chan- called distinctively “The High and consisted of | tribunals, viz: the court lord high chancellor of Great the court of the maste of or keeper of the records ry; ke court of appeal in the three separa vice-chancellors, 1 ture Acts (1875 and 1875) | ourt was merged in the High | of Justice (the court is now “The Chancery Division”). How many farms are there cultivation in the United iudicature ne e e Do Your Saturday Shopping At Our Store And Save Money e ) oll; e cry; with the San York connection? \. The longest railroad in the worll is said to bo the Brishane- vailway in Australia, 1t is miles’ in length, the distance the hairy looking haireap moss Meckatharra in western intended by nature for a [Australin and Dajarra in Queens- [the United St inereasing bloodrcot Wlood dis- [1ind. 1t fs considerably longer than | creasin the Canadian line from Vancouver | A, Statistics show that {10 Halifax which is 8,622 miles and |dian population of the Unite can lines froni San Fran- |is inereasing rather than 3,169 m lir 1015 there were shing married? | 1 5 there Trances H. War- ", 8. Senafor ¥ | pare Francisco-New | was able to work continuously on a whim-gin at the rate of 22,000 foot- pounds per minute. They arbitrar- ily increased this amout t ! nd this has heen the standard ever since, Q. Is the fan What s the in hotany? was onee Serviee, that medical ants could he known hy theory It believed, says is one-l uses | s sighe population of or for the N Stat efe What pay id it price of price 2 for the compa per did Vir is crea 010 1 10 the W f the He mar ighter o MWarren of Wyomi children, three son. When the "0 burned on Pershing and ers lost their lives. one cost |lime Pershing was on th price per acre {horder. The son is the sole 15 was ap- |ing child. General D married again. What is 1he |computation of hors born| A. A horsepower is a in [theoretical unit of the ra L000 pounds obt an- | danghters | Presidio ¢ Angust the three At th Mexic ren shing Was clage of airplane ican and Irench in 1018 the same Yes, It was ir the inner middle eircls one red. T three vertie blue insignia on the fu s used by the Amer armies in France ns? The United r price per than for Stats for s paid the Virg its other [and on: b conts per [San T 14 o m\“" for the |[dang cre four any [ was paid for A and A three . 27, sk 27 cents Americ stripes, rudder t to the lion the outer planes had has on nex planes stripes of Dlue, vl the rudder, the biue strip: to the rud to us never Q. rud- author of | h re standard + of work lifted rined obserye horses working at the Tondon , and used by them to in- of their steam en found the avers Ired on heing next 1t iption nd of a ATt friendly | “Yours v lixm_\” are commonly the close of business letters., h 178 Johann I W and in dicd one by fon | ¢ Nu[ to {foot in I Boulton lof the cwerie o) th at is correc! suh- minnte; watt “sincercly Dbusiness lettor? is commonly lett “Your anid Who wrote “Coming Through Ly Hauns ind to what does t refer? and from strong dr hours a day Seoteh porm . of 5. orship. The “Rye” little Rye rviver of that e custom of taking toll when one person meets an- river on the | the basis power accepted forms 5. The 10 horse | tor ver forms Uking ¢ e oem A\ A cansed thro in Tow sz MOTION PICTURE STARS or halo rof is parhelion of {lie minute ice-c air mar he persanal fa hy raction ARt et gh rysta airplanes CLIP COUPON HERD 188 Is there oil we The distar il fields No rule ean d to more than field. regulations any rule s should i sot 3 he on pro- nd four some Ids the than 120 one for hetween three LoIn to a well. are not more ST. & NO. or R t OITY uursaseesines Jeesnensasnssst BTATH I am a reader of the HERALD. railroad com- | | Where is the longest world and how does it WHEN YOUR PARENTS HAVE RUN OVER TO'CALL ON A NEIGHROR. AND THE HOUSE SEEMS TILLED WITH STRANGE ‘“’w‘ A\D MVSTERIOUS TOOTTALLS ST