New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 17, 1926, Page 8

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The Heinld s on enle datly York At lMotaling's Newsstanc Biuare; Echuitz's Newsstands Grand Central, 42nd Street Pntrance POLITICAL COMPROMISE IN TAX BILT T £ public s, Laborit Republicans 4 Democrats Tarmer- i urtl 5 14 Jositior witl Demo. 1 ot} oy £ rs in would he for the for the fact that good working ly s voluntes regular. This lars not was |l are always rated in the type of tax o | manis reduction Lil sed by one not conforming with the desires idenced | administration buil f as by the The licaus, 1 e in the Housc, 247 T Demoerats, three Farmer- The T2 arc bill pa Ha | contains pub- hat ir Laborites publicans more incl tollow the trs In howeve wo Socialists. | % [ver the House ich Le m | discovery 1 | 1wed to dictat ‘regl b | ecourse a s of ad S fon. Tn the case of Demoer Jlicans sbowed h into law tween thie The be probubility the nihen bill finally k will a comprow House and the nat of the compromis all 1y upor effected within a w ill depend larg Imini. ion tol Repub- o ; m to impro 1 10 more like orig plan 11 Mellon | yred domi hen one considers how ublicung are in the majority on paper: te disc 5 ANV 1 of Plainy overed that cod Although L likel ondition leads to fir It right is arous violatior nd rel have heen and of those in ily end of flimsy co 5o & ould show a ve matte until that e I in department S LACK le h it h ing | o elgew sgiving of ed over safoty munieips ommer 1 wit} suly ring rec with A} Altl | snow past s | for w hat o0l rat zenuin catl intage tions vinte depen nt ks " W > | @ The 1 lori 1 Al first l o cial | 1Tousc Senate ane prov under t 1ty 10 perform in s dependent than formerly ¥ e PIRI thought poss Tt was th in reality the within And trely effects two disrezardiy I this tax vir triumphe cause of 1 tor Sim» nght aloy IN A SKYSC APER One contemplatir irtmen NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, | | | INTER SPOR hough ther LURES o was a plenitude of FactsandFancies T [ nere that in southern Connectleut the with possibilities hard part is to be good man- while putting over the idea you're important. inter it cannot hail sporti yguth v a had ry time at it, Se Iy pre- to- those wieked old never heard of a getting drunk. Ir you 1 for saloon days respectable to provide ind suddenly chan when imat , ther 1t ind slush what pro- | 1t might lay had ahout the there Nelp some advanes of Rilly Information ised down WAY, You're | 1 second tting to first ia ! it Sun- e kind ) provid oy fnstend | coul isappoint- el and n Connectieut we ather bit 1 a too. and | your nged | hills of | ' " ! ! or re taken ad- \ countless youngsters | to In the touching down on 1 of th thelr ngs ahovt things | the farm, nothing | mercury, in the past | do | the | i own terms | think up a | lebt matter | should get h Nobody reason being that we Paris or n iltogether ain that wint \ere must rt iins cold lor 1o allow people nowfall, eist to take of a Suel con New | | in southorn | The | much | 1.on rule FFor genuine : i He an Sports one ipon New a Maine; lills of necessarily must - th chu- Hanps and even western Mas: hire, i You can't tell what the 1 know what her safe ation, turglar | part of (B and what o hire A seven-inch snowfall quickly blizz aho the two irds of n you sce some of the t goes to know show ople about Should T go out, but here 1" Ing, O SPOTts requir el o think a dictator fhe most efficient nment bachelors, f among the things that come r{to him who waits arc bills, loosn't 10t winter climate lian climate tl formn of g Yo | AIR SERVICE thinking, MING THIL cannot [ wction of 2 a curinsity to see ' gar in ve a lit how the n iook uck, 1ents ndeavoring o appropriations to iner = ! Yo showing [ to meet compet can’t blame nd chorus for It had | main & | more, to national L 1 sharp LT M ell ground criticisms oloncl I allen il poroval of ilding a r navy the to teen wearing {he same pair of sh or th 3 Mrs azy as that T wouldn't be )m\m\::\“" of the Island of to the 1 n ight after rriage by ts somebody else do the wor n puts sl s right bo 4- if nothing you're proud o to brag t anc happened sine Ol God 1-fashioned parents t 1 in instead of luck. gat {sho enditure of near- | gy The installment plan is necessary s and hooch men demand cash, | planes and similar sum for Yot supple- | | me cquipment. in a wr citizen who oy ling Bankript. ane ile find went | Mr on Senate's for | appropriation ppropriati e iirer rvice was less differences il reet th : than any other church mem- | said the man, “but never tries {to run things.” (Protected by Syndic | more out s i ate) say 25 Years Ago Today war Ho otment committes of §1 And The ¥ <rmvmw 1. After luctions by the nds at $552,045. s been additions and gt the o The tax rate s | | A man dees s {and ear i ed out in . hat, false and ying sign telling wt Nation cocktails could be pur-: ittracted much tention | here vesterday. Last night he enter- | ed oon. He was promptly dis- mantled recelving a and thrown out ck on the ear which split that a wandoah. This ought to t's answer thi bee enan- s who ) sinee d Hib- | the erday but Pease. Andrews, committes el 1o ready yot his coal a was fat) sehool, Woo rels on con- has reported unfav- petition to “urtis claimed ng the votes | slative committee election: Rill "My good neighbars drove me from - | But will soon he to the new po- conrtroom irney to ‘intensity.’ Oliver Alone: Sy e Send all mmmuniuuum to Mup | Shop Editor, care of Britain will be forwarded o New York. Bt s ctcsiitsisss st he Find that's one subject on which We're We're cacher A Confession to My Captain By Lyelids growing, while I'm fretting, ir de What now m ing me mad! yout it SELLING LIF (Imagined hy 1irst corner: with tha o ot! Second § arm loose, Wha Vietim ».\\ d leaving no estat | policy to him! Fourth | it ) vour wife and kiddies do, ‘ it something €hould happen to you? fa you if you don't te D v jon the be board of relief it |cons Virst an annnal preminm of {That's what they a fountain pen. ‘ »d on the dotted line by the time T count ten, e, v Second ic 5 why ‘l\' KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLES o) “\Would it be asking much to be asking orth o Who languished in lockups with ¢ | On his latest release He as resigned as E's baseball team, nt Mycroft has been place th assembly of the A. G t club was held last evening & Hoffman's hall with sent, including finvited Hartford, New Lon- Unionville, Mid- 1t were Mr. and Mr. and Mrs, and Mrs. Fred Mrs. Dudl Ernest Hum. | W Hine | 10ng. o S pres Ashley, Mr. ind d Mrs, nd Mrs Thomy An EAD COLDS Melt in spoon; inhale vapors; apply freely up nostrils. VIEKS VAPORUB Over 17 Million Used Yeurly t KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.) Teetcher: De ed? Im\h Gation: ¥ And his pants they hang all funny cer: d ditly out w nt' m O'Nade: {“T thawt you mite be Bout wat you sed today, | treatment! Third Salesman DNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1926 But now I see by your tone of volce Wen you sed statement stay —Mrs. A, W. Cunningh, Tasy! Bob: “My doctor has ordered & Dot shawer bath for me every morn- ing and 1 don't know how I'm going | 10 take it."” Dorls; “Why frult? m, not heat a grape- - (e 1 Richman, 1620, Reproduction Forbldden) (Copyright the New Herald, and your letter So Say We All, calendar month Folks! calls this a *short and we we agree! “short™ at the weather, the welks, and worse yet short of cash to our licarty regre Of Course “Today we are studying t the Monroe Doctrine, (! 1 children tell me what a doc- is 'wooden leg, while he for his native country, lands. He was very vas often heard to declare valued it more than all hi nnbe, He had it gallantly ench ud reliey ave rise to (he Losilver leg, & Were there more deaths M:u\\nlnh in 1924 than in 102 A, Deaths by accidental g 1028 totaled the that 1 o doctrine is a lady doc- legend that he QUESTIO ANSWERED You can B°t an answer to any question of fact or information by | {writing to the Question Editor, New | | Britain eMrald, Washington Iurcan, | :m:: New York avenue, Washington, | D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps [for reply, Medica, legal and mar ‘m]\w cannot be given, nor ean ey {tended researcn be undertaken, All other questions will recelve [sonal reply. Unsigned request not be answered, Al let onfidential.—Editor, THL SLIVER LINING in for Q. 1s the “Ro tioned in the Bible A. Tt is mentioned in the so-c od hooks of the n.mmpm ¥ (by Rirach), 114 : 1 Heartrouble, The Bobhed-Haje Bandit I'm sitting, very Very blue, g for just one thing only, Just for u, minute I been getting Bluer y » of Jerl lonely, g night air injurious Night alr, as a rule, is more injurious to health than fair, It f8 the same air, minus sunshine, The beneficial value of | ng out-of-doors in day rather than at n due to t prescence of the sunlight, The eooler at night on account absence of the sun's rays. A Very wet, 1‘ | | Iy | Is ermine The 18 hrown, Q. ever hrown? summer coat of ermine its winter coat is white, What proportion of homes in ‘lhv.\ country have telephones, clece © lghts and radio sets | There are over 16,000,000 Helephénes tn the United States but |COMINg out of a warm room into 1 one quarter of Amerlcan homes gtill Mgt air is more likely fo ta [Ir k this convenience; 12,000, WHMom. On the other hand, there {homes are wired tor electric ligh |1°58 dust at night, and the air {but that is only one-half of the num. |[°Wer impurities. Iher of homes in this countr Which slaither lnrs fare more than 600 radio Atgregia NI |casting stations In America, a R H. Macy 000,000 receiving sets are in use |V has the largest Lut more than three-faurthy of |S{0F* under one roof. It docs {American homes are still without |$30.000,000 worth of busincss | radio. nually. | Q. Where is the island ‘of Yap? | @ How nuny 1C2n you tell me something of jts | UNif=d Stafes have [imhasiianes?” the World War and Yap or U when#it have atgthe close. |transiated means “the land.” is the| A. When war was westermost of thie Western Caroline |APHil 1917, the United fsiands and lies about 560 mmiles | (WO aviation fields and 55 servi s |southeast of Guam and $00 miles 2ble airplanes. They wers all of Mindanao of [obsolete type. The allies p the Phillppine groun. It has a pop- |Made the designs of their p {ulatlon of about seven thonsand and |#¥ailable to us and before the iunder the German regime was the of the war had furnished us | administrative center for the Wesi-|%500 planes. We trained and fern Carolines, the Pelew and (he |O¥erseas mors than 5,000 pilots ¢ A Ladrone islands. On the island of {observers. The pe O G i sl S natives are strict prohihi. |Service increased from 1200 at you {ie him |tionists. Children belong ; 1o the [eutbreak of the war to 200.0 PBH1 holds his :A'OXHIIHI"H_\’ d are frequently | Ht close. We manufactured says a word— |(10pted or exchanged. They emerge |his period more than itk {from parental control at an early |40d 16,000 engines. The producti ge. The chief decoration of Yap |0f the 12 eylinder Liberty motor gentlemen s a etring of pink shells (America’s greatest contribution made into a necklace. Yap women |viation these engi Tiet [dress in a voluminous skirt made of [had been made by the time of t to this |lcaves or fiber of four or five thick- "\','"“,*““ ; el Is “ain Q. What s the wording Sae I sRngomon Article of War under which trrop ‘and altho. it is found Mitchell was courtmartinled ? |Mettonary it is nof good Engl T The §6th Article of War| Q How old is Pade him in the |teads: “Though mot mentioned fn Kreat pianis? cxplain our [these articles, all disorders and neg- | A. 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The pyptians and Babylonians used enameled bricks of ful elears in istre for atlon of by | ol wou Observation On The Weather 1 - le. to I —Increasing tonight; In- Washington, feloudine and warmer Thu rain and warmer, creasing southerly wind, IMorecast for Lastern Increasing cloudiness tonight; followed Ly rain and rain or snow in north tonight nd Thursday. sing south winds, Condition: We fair and cool in {h ricts under the rea of ligh pre this morning ofil the « emperaty throughout in i ppi valleys. noted yester- & Rocky moun- no sda 2 Now York: warmer in south portions n- he is he | ke is Atlantic coust m(.w nee of an i central saroling, vrally lend but higher Ohio and Misst western disturban: day morning over t ins has advanced southeastward I center r New Mexico and crn Kans 1t is causing rain ern Texas and the lower M sissippi valley region and snow Colorado and portions of lake districts. avor for this vieinit unsettled weati lower nt he | oV the end with Jobless During Strike Man Commits Suludc Bridgeport, Teb, 17 (F) — 12 Paladine, 49, of 93 Gr ivenne, ended his life early night by hanging him- lifeless body wos fonna ir from a rafler the attic of the home by the man's wife He had been in il health for 1} past six months, Re not wo since the sirike at th 1d Abrams whe employed. :enwooa St metims e ¢ on spended in mid he rked Wolfe he | had began factory, re 135 PASS BAR EXAMS Boston, Teh. 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