New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 12, 1926, Page 8

B | e — New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY The may 1 Twued Dally (Sunday Bxcepted) | demar At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES 15,00 & Year, $2.00 Thiee Monthe 5. & Month Eutered at the Post Office at New Britain a8 Becond Clase Mall Matter, | TELEPHONK CALLS tion Wh cnns ot 26 | haled Editorla) Rooms e The only profitable advertieng medtum |~ n the City, Cireulation bool oresa room aiways open to advert firchou Member of the Assoclated Press. The Associated Press fs exclusively en- titied to the ure for re-publication of «ll Gews credited to it or not otherwiee | credited fn this paper wnd aleo local news published herein. Member Audit Bareau of Clreulation. The A. B. C. & natloral organization whic> furnieshes newspapers and adver- [ e f tirere with » strictly Lonest analywis of clreutation, Our elrculation statisties are bared upon thie audit. This ineures protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both nat loca) advertiner nothin, necess Wi tion a The Herald fa on snle a!) York at_liotaling's Newssts Mquare; Behultz's Newssta Grapd Central, 42nd Btreet Entrance physic job w THE SERVICE OF LINCOILN The exam memory of Abrabam 1 Is venerated the T erowde with his accom and nigh universall direct] Lincoln not Union, but he Had the | hern confederacy attalned inde- nee it would not that themsclves, ments, have meant | Tact merely for en es should exlst years one compact nation we d ha ciple that a state them but it wo > st up the age it or any number of | them had the sovereign right to se- cede from such a confederation it saw fit Instead of onk natlon indivisible, there bility would have | been h szen between the At- lantic Pacifie, each claim- ing independenc complete making treatics with foreign nations. . Defore this American territ would have heen the happy hunt ground of the powers, just as it was a We would have petty and confeders a prey to imperial- ism and a footstool for foreign po-f tions, tentate The ¢ «conomic catastro 1 pr sleep ted o 1d snatched s destiny voidance of this political and | we owe to tl mart t who | in ever- lasting pringfield, 11, He nation from topping And from | | s of oblivion. OPENING THID ROADS The nnouncemer that the road to la cr Corbin's Corner was oy traflic indicates 971 outlive o seryvi n removing 1 main truni ! | in 175 t A BLASPHEMY TRIAL PHYSICAL AND WORKMEN'S LAW lon, but because he is among | experience, In s it may be 1l cossary in ir it in this age who are the men over 60 become | gt out of EXAMINATIONS board of fire In the physical commigsior correct declsion d a new of substitute fir examlna nen. Dt Is something to be said th sides, 'n o fireman fs killed at o 9 times out it 1s e he lacked physical | got in the falling wall, a be too much smoke or flam 1an who lacks being 100 per physically perfect frequently those wk the the o return to the is0 none worse for {l case of flrem g more than a go ary, \ the workmen's compe ct applying througho at some care i or extra hazardous employ il examina- being largely o al labor a ithout und physi nation and found this svstem, the prescnt ployment minc orics are not mployment w} g Sc oft b fore they they show signs of pliysical Iment, There are plenty of men able to give a s work In certain lincs of pent, It is entir unjust to to them € right to earn ving merely because the scen fit to pass a work sation act that more rigldly interpreted than s the ure originally ing to do wit who ppen to work and r men unable to ination credit % to maintain them condition is a r-m does the whal s th in state | TINENT QUI Bridg Telegram followi inent quer “Was the Dridg mpany mous in tho last to have a 1 0 in from ono of campaign ction of § ment, dedu 1ts total as $1,050,00 The reduc dered by Tax after a visit il e has attempted building asses its inventory, will be s than last tion i ssment being ¢ or Connelly t of th ¢ In no positior he questi-= propounded {1geport It will be od that Dridg prsar. 41 manufacturing one to Hartford Turing sgion lative s > throw influence toward geport “ripy a nort authorities hoA ne > de cision to reform pay hurried Before effect ttention the “ripp New Dr to t into rs in Brid | paying but.a latively sma local compared Tirit tax burden manufacturers New amount competition is that comp altered Our bet this “spec ginee the nt into TiIOW IT IS DONL ROV ernment “baking 1St g out re- ment's thelr results toek 1 s more aragraphs from ceeding shect show land, ma its boads. 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