New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 1, 1926, Page 6

P e walks {ootpath 1ostria oner P cure a Motorist New Britain Herald RRALD PUBLIEHING COMPANY (wued Dally (Sunday Bxcepted) At Herald Bldg. 61 Church Btrect siring to SUBACRIPTION RATES important .00 8 Year, $2.00 Thres Montna. 18c. & Mooth | present | drivers w) trians wal | where of Entered at the Post Offfce at Hew Bitta'y a8 Becond Clase Mall Mait | to wall | paths alon body exc Buriness aditoria) Room: walk alon distance The ooly profitable adverttsing medium | {hem the Cit; Circulation bookes and room alwaye open to advertl when hould upo! Member of the Assoclated Pre The Associated Press ta oxclustvely ey | (N€ir for re-publication of | ¢ to 1t or not otherwise | 40 aiso loca) | share the T oto all pews credite At credited fn this paper aewe published herein, Member Andit Bareau of Uirenlatlon, The A. B, C. t» & natloral organization whic® furnieh newspapers and adver: tisers with a etrictly honest ana!l ! circulation, Our circulation rtatistics | are based upon this audit. This Ineurer protection against fraud in newepaper distribution figures to both pational and tocal mdvertirers. not th had bec Y The Ferald s on eale dally 1o New | flOwn Tork at_ Hotallng's Newstand. Tinee| yqoo 1o Square; chultz's Newsstands. Entrance | =* Qrand Central, 42nd Sticet. tha | tiated dur fre ‘ ble in TMPROVING 1 The decigion of the board of pub pa A\ MAIN ST, lantie & threatenc lic works to reconstruct the ing of Wes trip. 1t | flight having | Main stroet next was will reculved with satisfaction ever v all autoists in the city e anih J The flights in fact {hat lected Jan occasion to use this ighfare hor all of them.| sty in the Main has been in an un- June, and As the West s tisfs that includes Tober most traveled ot { eity, story conditlon for several | vears and” the annual patchwork that has heen given it n it has scarcely eded ir tended to increase riding comfort | g, month or | 1chi over it for v than <o at a time. This is not saying, however he wood Block | jrenpy ¥ pavement 1913 has not proval to Ho EOO crs living ik farms ned the | the vears bo necticut a incre 1t with Perhs ement hat came t 1 Britis| automobil s he W ago wood Dbloek was 1 ! icu down, such a t inecrease c fic W but bloc was not 1t very icipated; lustiial We sl the | that 18 m the wooden don vell under the elrcun ol the only criticism being cities street should have heen permancn ne Iy repairéd eurlier. changs BEAUTIFYING ROADS Connecticn he authe A started e sur ha tifying ord laudabl ¢ is to be t cline in t vinz as its object the beu- | the Wwh of highways: and in (her 0" this r to alin endeavor Cill by Which efficiency in accossion land for a pe the 1 jot | seems to rehite | consns b rk ot employed ind fill « is an upward Kes an exger such a arms in 1 enlti no for The ob a politician, sup Connectic Highway de- artment, ther to be con- fore tulated thi nt Hans A upon appointm Huven Selen school of | ¢ Baner Ne Yal has steps to ses to ij that side when y walk to the lives a The months of des FARMING in or hs, ut least adequatc |ations ar ure provided for pe- More power to Cor- belan in_ his efforts to real eviti® & would be wparkling Such (iings appear to b passe, ot brilliant dollar course, our " chasing feol what wright pyramid of fully unit ) playwrights are not slow along a in sou footpaths the | to the public pulse—und note ot Jone hways, Conditions at r cessful o all padey highways — right foot g the sides of roads, No- of vs AN ity upon original disugrocable hns #OO 10 confinually see prof was success- | the the stag they there king in projected o lmuiediately the origin, profanity. stuft Leing the by course have a overy er playwright arc no attempted to ou tor with Merc “picturesqu opt writers, whos g but hikers, high people cours into q the tor any gets pri and blubbered hed mannikins 1 lving near | frequently use them to| | of njum ed for vars astonl and ¢ omes of neighbors or They endunger of prose are en lan il such ger be product tirely oute into tion they t their through Pla $5.000 other errands forced to n t b id hy circula and not wot print the t mind would 1 peac ing with ists fe conld hi, & | i | & walls. | in New n | cunnot | a week, or el NISH FLYLRS llive around Broudw | | profane, immoral | the earn $5,000 { hand of dictates the 5 1o up. The therclore | Spain to Bruzl | play is more i K commercialism he first time such a flig aw and n achieved — Captains character of plays that | A seriously, who | r | and Continho havir in | Broadw notii- »m Lisbon to Brazil 1y produces playwright takes himself not Franco flight who t the dis week of ance was nego- | is primarily a dol At greatly severe "but prefers to be an Ist, ing a torn: which | precious little chance of becoming | the success of the alr[a successful Broadway playwright; | | at least, so far as the managers These commercial | the short- the first trams-occanic are concerned. r fuminaries are sighted of individuals — they can [ only as far as the rim of dollar, Occasionally playwright with more ideals than sense ap- proaches the managers with a play | they cannot understand; that is to say, It lacks profanity, indecency and immorality. Tt v be first class play. All he or she g for the trouble of the hand. This was all that the author | of “Abie's Irish Rose" from | the theatrical “‘magnate somebody loaned her $500 aud she | put the show on herself. It unmercifully panned by all critics and got a loud guffaw from and the | modern taken during a winter most others were in May, | March, and Oc- | cadara and Continho were in March. The gpanigh — one of the August © a| 1 the nary some aviators se- worst and the year the sue- to Pl storms adds ment mu only a | IN CONNECTICUT ford having given his ap- the plan of wage on and operating small | is a wave got Final carn- | ir towns — a plan that late J h i member of advocated to to Con- esso Collings, parliament, the the plan is said ilarly applicable the manage has been greatest stage success of The even nd some of the ofher in- | New England, | timee. whole- | tates of commercial managers 't expect Lo se didn't sec its commercial possibilities at the time. The degeneracy of the slage not a phrase; it Is a reality. it 18 of wage carners from to the rural districts; but Al in is The becomes | The | | re has already been favor more commercialized of farming it gets. two go hand in hand. And not censors that nesd aroused it gy be indicated from ‘ the more degenerate that the farms in | ritafive report v it is are | but opinion which will r the number of e has been cheeked. | an puble this 1 to swal- | behind 15 been due {0 low deled out federal | of curners no one the smut the footlights, know. The recent 8 given the impression nr” 1 of | a of | tendenoy in the total New Register, Haven end Unlike the h ite; also the we have no n to th strike; exeep t is to yposition that only tobac- | sum: in Con to s only vaised profitably ms entirely contrary The coal strike today enter \c state produce ipon month, breakin its sixth il | czEs i Con- | time yecord: This ought fo Fo docen't vield an ; down one of chievements or poultry pro the ) of the Coelidge: administration hope lessly judiced. | bill of tural college A vole on the tax end Iy fore the is Care inything ‘ about, so vhich to urg week labout the bith ess requirey in ace itsell to maintiine liner sovelt tions of American seaman | il do just as w III0USIY { portunity ofi no | on | planted Th Cheshire reformatory after Kicking s-year-old youtl 1ge, ought child, following which n in court thr: PLAYS modern reformato Another a lenky \a Factsand Fancies {furriners a | development. had to get {stepping on th lan way will authoritles mention the viding the 8 the Sacred ¢ parish, is considering the " = Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, enre 0f the New | Britin Herald. and your letter | will be torwarded to New York [ OS——— How Ahout Tty Folkst i The ups probably wi dion building in in is parish 1 i8 it that such institutions recog the mors o constructed. Why nize manifest public needs much Wily than elvi is short on days, t's| (ratio on Folks | it's up to you, I on mirth and RAGR tror ecord one! unt An Orchard we ought don't you, darl- i ! to By ROBERT QUILLEN publish th i form and trial, m ook divore will b at's a splendid 5o much cheap Goo shoes than to prople think tim U MOUNTAIN SERENADE A Révised ( S assic athes By Albert Charle to del Why to ent ouldn't it it in my old a world court, to enter a wol B El foel g luxs if he the number He's midd strang pirin tablets Bl is ¢ ubo! liome, far sung with much 3) no more, ny lady, °"n no more, I pray, brew that my \ade for you | 10 Kenfucky home. . away. ny ar when Cent Browns he is ce Pais A village is a pl can tell you why the last i long gun i a-leanin’ wal), shinin' and bright; onld {r r to sneak i on ‘s barrel is A well-treated hiu s closet room wo-pants suit. up on the sly €001 NIGHT! 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Well, I'll raise hadn't ought 1 so T will Jim, did vou notice a Harry wa 1w comewhat like I What Charlic 1o do! | t to do, three bt rom Franc ery 1o by rou're me! have I rais. Well you, hat, It's much it man a you-—wt spealdt his tic ipple fhuctiate rie? of you i not T have two funny little guess they wishing! Was ayerage town try prec musical 1y. Ates SOric have ingnmaji W “Yon 1 coms " you eng and j ings and your hand, ta . WO L man 1o thos m rich. W lear v the ful ol 10w ¢ Another dance is that “It's your blamed my teot Publi not one (Protected by Observation On The Wea the Today 1 | month.” he day is of ther 5 —Roland Myron. I WS KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLE (Conducted by Gertrade) t with the will oblige ipes KWRAZY KINDERGARTEN , ) hart and Tast Chan 1 might it ou don't 1 ny Show. Pyramid’ is the werd, | confidential,— [United § jending A. His most famous cloture ipecch was his inaugural address to ho Senate, March 4, 1925 Since hett he has mage many speochcs hroughout the country on the same ibject, Q. Can letters be sent in a pack go unsealed through the malls for one cent cach? A. Letters sent in a package by irst elass mall require posta | the rate of two cents an ounce fraction thereof regardloss whether the packoge s sealed ¢ iscaled. Q. How do the number of per sons killed and injured in railronc ents compare for the ires are injured or | 1| years | SSTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or {nformation by writing to the Question Editor, New Britaln Herald, Washington Bureau 2 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps |formation about for reply. Medical, legal and marital foothall coach? advice cannot be glven, nor can ex. | A. Andrew T tended research be undertaken, An |Smith) was born in cther questions will recelve a per- |S¥lvania. He was 43 years old at tho smnal reply. Unsigned requests czn. 'fime of Dis death from pneumonia | not be answered. All letters are January 8 1026. He attended Denn diten State College where he played full- foll 134 171,17 1 | me some in- | smith, the L ’\\'HI‘\' YOU WRITE a friend or bn —Killed 6 1023—Kkilled injured [1924-=Killed injured Q. Will you give ciate you should be just as Andy : careful in the selection of and H (‘il“if'(‘ U Smith (Andy | Dubots, Penn- | vour writing paper envelopes as in th b words. ¢ our [back on the team in 1901, He was transferred to Pennsylvania Univer- stty in 1903 and graduated thae in 105, Was appointed coach of t vour personality. Freshman foothall squad the follow : ! ar. In 1907 ho 1 e rmantown Aeademy; head at Pennsylvani 1o ‘m"m A.DK'NS | ) of your Q. What is the and let it ports to exports proport of im- stationer) in the il al carry A, The for the latest fig oo November 30 inous a4 Anthracite 155 176,546 tons. Are Maryland able period Exports Pitum- Tmports— bituminous s ay con was from 14 University in 1016 foothn out 1 ey month B ¥ Anthracit 14,103 coach at Purdue in ng'onm’usmvncz PRINTERS AND Went to California W TATIONERS hecame the leadit 66 CHURGH ST of the West turni hle teams from the lifornia, What second 101 0 tons, ahd coach jmal ( there with 8 In over many popu ci ion could not slip on A Baltimore Q. How dos age of the Un with that of China? A. The railroad mileage United States js given as 2 miles and that of China ) miles Q. What is the dis between el e in the game of quoits? Lighteen yards mgween sarie. - 25 Vears Ago Today Unjted States decreasing or increas- | years eompr and twentieth 1in street with- the > 1 only one, ilroad mile- compare i or intoxication. 1 1 htful it innoc |ies? i | onee [ than police- es The first \years A, . 1—100 second century was A the twenticth century, 00, but it Ic st of the man woull n per- 01 1 of reor and it ¢ opportne od by boro, Crean ons trade, now is a letter was man Hurhurt from Mass., ern the hout locating lere is avail- 10 carr ort. The cmploy 1B would of this, but paid I 1t is to the concern comes it to raise ninviting wage scale, ganizin seems cost time. A The N [ O Labar Statis. |Title Co., ls arranging to have r Cnited States Depart. |C1t through the Russell property Hows Tor. Décembar Hill, to have sidewalks n per cent |there, and also o small park. W Luas: | an in. |L+ Hatch gald today that when the per cent since |S{re are accepted by the the L A walks will be ged and curbs laid and a third per |after which the city will be asked 1913 1o extend fts sewer system there, of Stale for| Dr. Clark Blm Hill and [family arc expeetin move to N Sritain sw Britain Real Fstate & The sking by the of the t of L. 1025, a decrcase of one November 1 over nine 15, 1924; fifty-nine since November 1s the Sccretary W York a woman? A. You Florence E. (Republican) of Albany, Q. Who composed th the Ball" and when \. Charles K. Harris in Q. What the I e A A treaty Prussia, July 7. Ret i Index St y 1 Fool il 11 P owater power Givors bhoard ¢ me pondencs concern stated tl about 42 hands y salary ¢ sinee 5 pay an ave Somc crease of December of jcent wonld b hoped that it conditions will allow u 2 n about 15, his Q. of N to % Knapp ew York. song “Aft- | the Union following di- M. L. Bulley, Sloper, and stockholders works have clected the A. W. Rice, Vibberts, A Clark. A. W. Rice has been d president and M. Bailey seeretary and {reasurer. Isther Stanley Chapter, D, has chosen the following deleg: to the cont cong toy held at Washington this mor i Parker, Mrs. John B, Tal cott, C. etmore, and M Bingham. 1 1", Corbin Mfg. Co., has s of mail hox for delivery sectior to meet the the of |rectors 1892, |L. A of Til-|L. C. or ed 1 Tissit, , hetween Alex- nder T and Napoleon Bonaparte. By this treaty, T ripped of fully one-half o dominions. Q. What will 1 tohacco Ing from the teeth 4 Try fluoride re must be taken not to the gums and tongue. Put unount on a picee of ahsorh rub it gently onto it to stay th for about then remaoyge the cotton s mouth well with cold wat- ’ SIGhT Dy it you her mov ¢ I SENses acquir of your cducation, also your enjoyment of life, and your livelihood are de pendent upon good vision IHOROUGH EYE EXAMINATIONS Henry F. 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R. 1 and guests «« 8TATHE e NERALD. hoek Mar production 1 NAPSHOTS OF A FATHER PUTTING JUNIOR'S LEGGINGS ON iy cLuvAs wirpiams ELUYA! \\M.mp?s AFTER SEVERAL MALSE STARTS OF GETTING BUT TONS INTV WRONG BUF- TON-HOLES, 6ETS ALUNG FARLY WEIL ' CALS DONT BOTHER TO COME DOWNSTAIRS, DEAR, HE (AN GET JUN- 10R INTO HIS LEGGINGS HOLDS LEGGINGS WHILE JUNIOR STRUGGLES HIS TEET IN BUTTON ASKS TOP PLAYING AINDS HE'S 6OT A (RICK IN BACK TROM LEANING OVER, TAKES JUNIOR'S RIGHT LEG ACROSS KNEE AND BEGINS ON THAT ROW OF BUTTONS JUNIOR LOSES BALANC SUDDEN STRAIN (AUS* ING BUTTONS ON LEFT LEG TO COME UNBUT TONED MUTTERING THOUG \BOUT THE PERSON WHO INVENTED AN SANE GARMENT LIKE THIS, REBUTTONS LEF LEe STREPS, AND BUNDLES JUNIOR QUICKLY OUT OF HOUSE (Copyright, 1926, The Bell Syndicate, Tnc.) @