New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 30, 1926, Page 6

New Britain' Herald ! HERALD PUBLISHING C (owued Dally (8ui [ At Herald Bidg. 87 Chur SUBSCHIPTION 000 & Year 4200 Thiee RA Month 160 Botered at the Post Oflce & Becond Clase Maii TH Busiaes Editorial LEPHONE Offies Roome oAl The only profitable advert o the City. Cliculatior Dress room always open i Meinber of the Assoriate The Amsociated Pre titled to the o 81l gews credited 1o cradited fn thir paper Bews nublished harein »en oY’ Member Aodit Bureau of 1. C, 1o 8 02 turnishen newspap e with & thy b cireulntion. Our Are based upon this ny protection agafnst fr distribution figures to b loca) advertisers. The Ferald 1 on York at Hotaling's Bquare; Bchultz's Grand Central, A POLITICAL POULTICE Elthu publie many elected, aside This canses blocs. h then spoke a kind word turn to the old p: the sama faet party Ront shuns in a th candidates de candid breath that some name in election, Blocs always existed partles. But it was onl NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, JANUARY 80, 1926, b want speaker and [} sald h represent ton us a short cut to to b vars atlaln sames tives J) ros | thing 1 they could got through- out the nation by tdking the JOMPANY le a . i cons | n- | thoy | A con- | constitus long- on the ground, and er cours: of inducing state action scepted) b Bres ote irrespective of party where Oney it 18 necessary. yressman s adopted 1 this amendment nts t alnst their de- | would lav distinction any fro TEe ¥ rom ires me the moguls | passing any making th tempting his « Moutn party 1sn't want- between men and boing | women and the st 45 stuten | simply making slig ir Hscrimination in favor of womer Matter. between ba any includes | il men political | women canuot abrogated | L¥ and tedéral ‘ww or otler law, distinctiens are immutable and a1 redor distinetions by 1l human soeiety. e d amendment nying thes would quintrseence of folly O“DTIME FIDDLERS old- 0 Prem clusively er THE I opportunity to threntens ¥ conte: ireulation the sation like a wildfy I"ord resurrected the in it appeared departure the da partaken of and as nsual in such things, there it will merely art Michigan, wholosome 1 oann at home first like th a from more hectic m 1t n a poll- | jaterly jt hag a doubtful it | this species 18 specles | (o possibility that It ds a poll- | o6 geason and then be . Fiddiers playing for large audiences this year may next year playlng to thelr wives and a neighbors, with the remainde the world searcely interested. a larters o memor:; planks are voters and one | ticlans to vax en- = TOP O' THE PLANET Dearborn Independent waxes or | possibility our political partics | for a re. e 4 P [ t perhaps| Ty more less enthusiastic over the f avlators flving from | one hemisphere to the other over the top of the planct. “The pole may be opened up. We may live to see a real estate hoom develop ; RIGHTS OF WOMEN National party, A petition to n effort to Woman's ing presehted restdent Coolidge ght- | nave | Dearborn, | but | fal ' last | There driv may be itomaobile cold tike [ som who pleasure but they | room {f men un for durin weather, wouldn't up much they other, difference | T otween a politis is that one is larger than the other, party and a blog usually mirl a masculing with hair- | eut gives the cars o chance to wag [n public, but they do pot take the of a well-developed tongue. oyld bo all right 4 nulsances. Nuisanca taxes n hero is he who hange a tire out in the open when the thermometer is around | | zevo. milles in the anthracite who are burning oft coal can probably live through Thos: | district of Pennsylvania the cold spells to strike to heat a strect car a house too ! 1t s possible + but to hea way apparcntly costs . | voting entry into the World | the th recefving some bouquets instead of | Sine Conr boys in the customary brickbats. Anti-World Court papers now | say the court will not accept Amer- with reserva- | | ttons, while the pro-court papers | say the American reservations are |no bar. Another case of believing what one likes to believe, and a| turther indication that newspapers ican partietpation r are still human Senator Jim Reed of Missouri | | W. L. Hatch, Tit from Creas. » Co. hus Increascd §10,000 to 826,000, the in. being paid in by €. J. White, I, Chase, W, Cadwell, K. G. Bancroft, M. G. Bene- diet, I J. and K. J. Perte A nine foot bullding line on the west side of Arch strect 1s now favored, and the Vega soclety did not opposc at the hearing last ight. The charter for the public wor its capital it | board, prepared by Attorne ney and Roche, was drafted tod The water and sewer boards are not incorporated in it, as It s folt that they could not be better conducted thun they are at present. send all communications to Shop ‘Editor, care 0f the New Britain Herald, and your letter | will he rorwarded to New York [ — “Shinet Shinet” sunshine won't perform the way We want it to from day to fun shine on the | | Sinee Where it belongs, Folks, our own | faces! A Complaint | sce we're soon going to | e cuts,” | "Darn it! Favoring the Don't they know that men have no halr?" Brigg have dol Dennis rich again! most rich a | | | | | MOTHER GOOSE By Heartrouble, Jr. Humpty Collesgiate sat on a wall, Humpty Colleeglate had a grate fall, When he tried to jump oft it, the pickture of grace, His raccoon coat tripped him and | street i the entrance I dents of Me Makes Random (bsegvations On the City At first sight the bill of cxpenses the board of public works budget v repaving Weat Maln street looks Whether the entire amount s i @his year by the common council and board of finance and as- scssment, part of it should be grant- od and a start made to remedy o {condition wifeh has existed long | enough, Aside from the benefit which local motorists would guln, a new pave- ment would make a good impression | on visitors. This is not to be sneercd at in a day when strangers judge a city partly by the condition of its treets, Many cities stress the im- ! portance of having nothing but p . manent pavement kept in such W | condition that it will be a continu- | ous advertisement of the communi- 1¥'s progressive spirit, West Main to ) Britain from the west, 1t is used: by resi- dents of -Waterbury, Southington, Bristol and Plainville and will be used even more than ever by resi- iden when the new road from the Silver City to Milldale has been completed, Tn its present condition it evokes nothing but eriticlsm, The block pavement has warped and sagged to | #uch an extent that it is avolded by motorists who know of any other route, this despite the fact that it is the most direct highway to the cen- ter of the city. Off for a little spin in the auto- moblile. Rolling along the state highway at indifferent speed, mere- ly passing the time enjovably. A lumbering truck, going cven slower than your machine, gradually moves relatively back to you and falls be- hind. A flivver does the same thing. Some people must e cons of time, the way they crawl along the and Its People the Y. M. C. A. bullding, Secretary Ralph L. Gould, whose pet scheme |the propesed purchase was, protest ed against telling the public of the possibility of the impending deal, stating that it would “tip off" othe state dealers and cause pos- #ible speculation, The fact that real estate dealers all knew it first did (not enter into his protest. Wiser |heads prevailed and the story was [published, Mr. Gould's ebjection was that the spronding of the story would tend to interfere with the purchase, It seems that it would have been for- tunate for the Chamber of (om- merce had this effect taken p since the committes of dir (finally voted that & was an i |tical plan, at least at this time, and [the purchase is off. Suppression of news, especinlly hen it involves facts which are not the solo properly of those who would suppress it, or when it in- {volves other people’s monoy, always brings on suspicion; suspicion breeds | is the mother of epresentation and misrepresens lon i3 always an injustice, | It is never a mistake to deal open- Iy and honorably with public, and the man or institution which gains in confidence of his or its constituents is the one who or which plays the Igame with all the cards on the table. The Observer, in an attempt to se- listrust; distrust mi | lecura opinions from the “fellow on | {the street,” regarding the World | Court, started out bright and early | yesterday morning, or was it Christ. {mas morning, and kccured the fol- |lowing information from people ac- jcosted: Mrs. by: VI th M. McMutrie, North Gran- k the World Court is just prac. | congdence and holds the | | Rutus who did not joln the church | until he was years old,” do- | elarcd Hetlin o purson sald, ‘Wo want fo he m Unele Ttu- |fus' OM Rufus up and said | that s far as he individuaity | concerned the way Tha | congregation in unison, ‘Yes' and smooth They said, ain't no stumps in Jo.' M right rl hen he 18 trouhll to git my Then ol old er trouble gwine horns!’ t wit s clear, bhacl hro celling 1id, T They to do | ans He just rocks th AlL T got to the poarly Xl sald, ala, only % how over up sit sal walk nd | hun. that roin’ wings.' ‘You you, your how you is on over your up 1oy ) i T my is I8 on e ir 1 Rastus got " sald, to 1 Nt Eng- will per and th by erceting memovial in to placing at some promin-s t replicas of it points along Ul special the divi- The Yankee lland's own war ision [petuate its decds of valor inames of its he beantiful and {I'ran; In suitable monumer ent it will markers at all rn front that nitie 10 the Alvisio dead lasting 1dition men of financing the memorial will be conducted without appealing to the public, the survivors of t division contributing the necessary laxpense am themselves, It 18 ex- {pected the » total cost will be at least § N0, nder the plan worked out the committee in charge, each member of the division is asked to give as much as he can afford. At day's pay is expected from an in the division, Although ial appeal has just been sent already many substan ! amounts have been contributed, About 120 men from this elty {were in the Yankee Division. They ineluded members of Company d 1 of the old First National Guard which was later amal od with t 1624 re | hy | Wil “stump the country” about the | World Court and the League of | Nations, body is from Missourl. he lit on his face! e roads; the blamed tortoises should |1oV¢ . ! be falled for blacking traffic. Joe Splittlovini, Pashatou Boule- A powerful eighi-cylinder marvel | varde, “No spikla da Engleesh.’ | |Whirrs up behind and smoothly | Fred Burton, ~Ansonia: “Hic — 'glides past. A small but snappy | Whaddayoucare? roadster &weeps around from the | Miss Angelina Boobo, West rear and hums away into the dis- |street: “Tlow dare you speak s! {tance ahead of you. Ordinarily you |me?" [inight resent being passed out by a | Merman Glotz, Berlin: “I {ear, but you are fecling lazy today. |know. I'm a stranger herc mysclf.” They irk you, these speedsters, and | John Johnson, Join avenue, should be pulled in for reckless | “?GGH&'—!" driving. rv Hatz, Broad stgaet: "It's a And then tue flivver bobs up in |good trick, If it work the mirror, swishes wide to the left, | Jerry Sullivan, Main land trots past you. This thing is |“That was no lady, that Igoing too far. No self-respecting | wife.” !motorist can allow a fiivver to get Abraham Levinsky, away with ‘hat. Down goes the|“You should es: me!’ ’ |gas; the motor hacks, throbs, and [ With this widely diversified i finally goes into a roaring purr; | pression of opinfon the Ohserver and you set off after the offending | feels that he knows just ahout a {twin-two, It's making good time at [much regarding the World court as ithat; still you can overhaul it—and |do any residents of this wide and you must, to keep your dignity. |glorious expanse of territory so Faster and faster, the roar deepen- |laughingly referred to he |ing into a basso profundo. Leap- (Union ling over the rushing gray triangle of road, your machine slowly over- (takes the rash flivipr. RIght on its whiels, you swerve to the loft, veer fifto the center of the highway, and careen madly piun, “iors pessimists, who were past the othor in @ fnal DaNEMY |4ivass pointiag out the dark and g0 thing there are no state cops | dreadful things horn in their im- {on the road. The driver of the o i hey flivver emits a warning staccato; he must be vexed. An unseen and un- timely car coming in the other di. {rection forces you suddenly back to ithe right, rhooting in just barely |ahead of the flivver's bumper. You put that fliveer in its place, all right. Rut it certainly is a darn good thing that there are no stats cops on the road to se¢ you hurtling along at 53 and cutting in like thar. TLooking contentedly at the van- quished flivver to glve it a final dirty look, you start at catching a flash {of brass in the mirror. Good night! You turn quickly around and peer directly at the other machine to verify your fear. No wonder the driver of the fiivver yelled at you! By all the gods of evil, he is—ho —an auto cop! :ain his support for the of the will 15th immediatg | in its What is there on earth for a health re-| sort? ¢ ¢ ¢ ‘Ordered north’' will be as mueh a health note as ‘ordered vicinity, hetter place that they tabulated not like the type of bLlocs and did ha the equal rights ,,,,‘“,,L} | Itiskit itaskit | 6 cggs In a baskit, Dont push me for geodniss sakes, Wen mother wag young they'd of cost 10 setns But now Il get licked if one brak. D) by that He seems to think every Observation On The Weciher Constitution, hopes be done ahout it. how- san public has be- that been devcloped largely because Main to | | FactsandFancies | Baa baa black sheep, have you eny | wool? Yes sir, yes sir, 8 bags full, { All for the boot legger who lives up the road To muffle his hottles | his next load! Tom, Tom, the pipers son Went to a raffle and a uke he won. But the only thing that he can play. Is jazz all nite and day. Jazz all day and jazz all nite, The naybers are angry and I bleeve they are rite! His View Waldo: “The rain falls alike on the just and the unjust.” Richmond: “Ye and when f{t does, the unjust generally scem to have all the umbrellas and rain- coats.” amendment, | south.” Our race tends more to the pole t | nay blocs running the include the The within a party - and parties f all the Heoils = than ta_the jungle, gl needs peor romanis] don't | Women to vote dublous ahont sucl yet sce’ golf courses Washington, southern New cloudiness ton snow tomorrow Jan, Fngland: S n and low most potent hlocs operating | iy AR el 190th, {among the ice hummocks, 5 New slogan: Join the cleaner films. Strange that nobody has yet as- cribed a crime wave to human cus edness. x rig. by the but the [ andless tournaments may be held | Navy and in it, 80 to financial long as thesc with ones 20th effort along this line sadly fiz- | throughout the long arctic day. L All of which sounds sweet and | alluring. But all this won't happen | overnight, The expericnces of the | lagt polar flight expedition at least | | counsels caution. It is like trying {to climb Mount Everest — it looks ™|, Jaw may open the way for | DUt yribery, but it doesn’t multiply the il\lm] of men who can be bribed. How the cqual rights amend- | it | avenue { was my will re can be wen he takes Probably rain Irising temperature in couth portion; colder in central "north portions Sunday; fresh soutl |west shifting winds. influence oy and meet ones only still aundible as recalcitr iving from | matriculated tolerated; S o school Example of excellent after-dinner Plainville speech: “Now, Honey, U'll help you with the dishes.” tolerated and with no Yers it st sometimes am called, ndment, 10 s disapproval. But as soon | 18 reads jors - s within the parties | entirely possible and feasible pictures of hasn't as yet been HELD T'OR MANSLAUGHTE! R, I, Jan. 30 (D - Pasquale I"edale of this city was held in $30,000 on char slaughter and assault with a d: {ous weapon when arraigne { morning, in sixth district court for the fatal shooting of Trank Stella and woundi of I ¢ Russo in n un ay Christmas morning. A murder charge was reduced to m glaughter when defense connsel ar- gued that no premeditation had been shown. Iedale ptured Woonsocket a after tl ein et to form blocs In give existing subterranca began own battle worien shall hayve throughout the nd pla Iadiction. power to by appro- “Men an cqual g States the mountaln, Providence, order to ! 1o the 8 done, 1 Unite cvery STATE LINES IN POWER New Hampshire is quite taken aback by the po sh A this articls i8lation.” outery was heard. Ju as Mr, Tt isn't probable that Irving Ber- lin's next song hit will be entitled, | Now Her Folks Are My Folks.” town is a place where is a topic of conversa- Congress ] ¢ entoree wiats Equal Root. apparently lives mostly t When he thinks of bility of vast su- n a Republi 1 In the debate on the Wrrld { Court the other day Senator Heflin ot Alabama said that Senators Reed of Missourl and Borah of to to sounds per-power profects which have as| and only, an he (hinks of such as sweetly A hick verybody tion. | existed ring the time of McKin- | most women is nothing | part of their plan the manufacture Gr worry men difficulty at | . 8. Hamilton, prophs:d what it ley, Garfield or today of large power plantsinthat state, | At 3 a. m. the pedestrian has most of tha street to himself, and usually needs {t What's the uso of building a car 0 last if they're going to make us buy a new model next year. “Now, wouldn't that kill you? | asked the criminal when he saw the electric chalr. N but which also plan to export the New England | of New chiefly ns a reservolr no party cu us to other of volers | power in 1 ¢ on political | states, ontemplation hours An FEnthusiastic Audience Little Ruth's mother had remar- ried. Her mother, the new papa and little Ruth had zone for a stroll on @ trail through the woods near their home one day, when the newlyweds stopped for a kiss and embrace. Little Ruth clapped her hands and said, “Do it again, yon folks.” ~—Edith Adalr. aife means equal- | fampehi remind me of old Unele of pow side the There is as 5 tween o Muss: ation | actually employed out- | " n women | st cstern I e limits is not pleasant, | and a 1A nor long to he tolerated,” suggests Munchester Union. What they want in New Hamp- and them which t CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN—AND WOMAN Not all of the foolish people are making laws. There arc those the laws are made to fit. sout HICA the Ta be well dressed—and a woman's while, We are Judg little care expended In kecping large dividends in the long run, The the art knowing how to make clotii out ite lite. Our Washingtn Bureau has ready for 3 OF CLOTHIN at will give and preservation of clothing. ~ 1 | CLOTHING 0 mean can Uit shire, it seems, is a plan to use as the ! within the state, This also was the Maine lfted dts | o against the exportation of New from it sister state. hedr partics The tert “got Just think how exciting it would be If all of the radical brethren should happen to get mad at the same thing at once. Mussolinl's showing is considering how much Vesuvius has had. 1 states. al stand. « | mueh of power as possible have Republic New York the 0 e remo theirs r want prot object of betore it IF WE TALKED LIKE OUR TOREFATHEF (Imagined by Herman D. Ullman) Pedistran—Verily, thou ninny! Why didst thou steer the flivver in- to me? Iam of a mind to give thee a bust on the nose! Motorlst—Numskull! Lout! Smite | me and see what happens to thee Verlly, thou should have taken thy clumsy carcass out of the path of my vehicle! What fault is it of mine that I break you bones? Did I not | sound my horn with great gusto? | Truly, there must be a plug in thy | ears! Pedestrian-—~Thou art touched In the head, simpleton! Thou knowest that thy horn did not toot—verily, it was silent and made no noise. For two cents would I smite thee until thy ears rang! Begone in thy ramshackle flivver ere I arise and chastise thee! Beat It—and 1 mean thou! Denioey embs CLIF COUPON HERY excellent e practice sontl pow: Hampshire can draw | Both states would like to be beehives of wet and b iaag . Daorr, onel oo ure Baharaesjuely oo ITOR Washington Bu w York Avenue, Wa T want & copy of the bulletin THE CARY herewlth five cents in loose uncance { for same: the e because they it waited a long time be- industry have pienty | Jazz hasn't made people what they are. They were that way at heart or they wouldn't have liked fazz. At times the unemployment situa- tion becomes serious, and then the hoss steps in again Another good way to study expres- sion is to stand by while the man is coaxing his furnace. of water their bor- Maine it cam they pows hin Watson and ot they the stern ENAMBRSTS IS conclugion this New Hamp- the same chi fors to the World st Again the newspaper th.oory that (8T. & NO. or R. R. open, frank and truthful publicity is always the best policy has been demonstrated. When the fact that the Chamber of Commerce was in- terested In the possible purchase of et Court would not eventuate RCITY L Dumocr the ates 11 shire would have ex- gou!l 1 am a rcader of the HERALD, Kian, while in perience. over long dis- | tances withont losing an apprecla- ble of the “julce” it s not cessary for states rich in utilize the P In our day, when it s possible Eastern isndvantages un- vdvantag 7o publicans transport. powe N some women up with dis- “h or The Provinces: An expression used by a supercilious New Yorker to describe the section he came from. He is middle-aged if he thinks a piglail tied with a bow of ribbon prettier than an ankle. The biggest thing the country ever | did for the railroads consisted in | locating Ilorida so far from New | England and gt . but they are in | labor 1 50 small| o or resources 1o their nority empt e attempt 1 Wom- With- 1o 4t within own borders. The cue of Maine pRpe ngainst . nd New Hamp- shire woulil be to furnish power as before neighbore look with n ernment way with carly as possible, done | | got 1t R careely would lacks power women “."f moment, and the possibility is will be | | publi .. Traftic Cop—Here is thy sum- mons! The judge will be waiting for thee at the statlon. Art thou com- ing or must I crack thee on the dome with my club? Speeder—Truly, noble sir, thou | doest me an injustice. Prithee, I | was doing only 35—er—I meanest | Correct this sentence "_\‘m\.‘ | dear,” satd the flapper to hor rich | Traffic Cop—Dost thou mean to swoetie, “just order plain ham and eggs for me." '’ dispute me, miscrable man? Speeder—Nay, kind and gracious hE: sir, but surely thy watch was wrong. (Protected by Publishers Syndleate) Y very far wrong! I beseech thee — —~ not to pinch me, O gencrous traf. 25 Years Ago Today The Y. M. T. A. & B. indoor base- ball team will play Co. 1 at th armory Wednesd evening. The T. fic cop! Traffic Cop—Thou canst tell that E.\ B. team wHI be composed in part | of military men and a warm battle to the judge. Now come along be- fore I biff thee on thy beezer. is expected die King and a zroup of others leave Tuesday for Old Point . or clsewhere. the projects states from a state in while | with AL Unton which The myth that genius does its best work while jingled s kept alive by people who never tried to think with a drink aboard | | or | for : the would mintmum the I'that tn due course there LEAL) more power produced than can b method is de ri unless a is de- consumed, % | : | COVERS HALF MILE FROM $TA- TON 70 HOME AT SMART CLIP Union 1 Citaltto homes with TAKES OFF HAT AND OVERCOAT AND GOES DOWN CELIAR TO CLEAN OUT ASH-PIT CARRIES THREE BARRELS OF ASHES LPSTAIRS rough the proposed city date, when meed early | truck engaged in collecting rolied along Church street vesterday it uncovered. This is against the law and {s con- sanitary A garba and was trary to the fundamental authorities should sec perpe- City code Getting Educated ‘Why do you read politi- { it bores you?" So I can enjoy the car- that such offenses are not 1 in the ci Helen: ne Anita; | toons.” Mayvor Walker of New York has it his first tives the reduction of vehicular ac- | will cldents in his city, One way would ) Comfort, Va., and then Hot Springs, T e ence they will trek cross- country to Arkansas One of the greatest successes in a | dramatic way so far as New York Mary Lewis of Little Rock, Ark. !wag concerned, during the past two ons will be presented at the Russwin Lyceum this evening. Tt is “Way Down East,” play of old Fngland lite. This will be posi- tively the only local engagement of the playing during the present sea- given as one of objec- | C. A. Bolton iz B GOES UPSTAIRS TO HELP MOVE TURNITURE BACK IN PLACE ~THiS WAS CLEANING DAY : . S DECIDES TO SHOVELSNOW OFF GETS ASH-BARRELS OUT TO PATHS BEFORE CARRYING BAR- SIDEWALK AND COMES BACK RES TO SIDEWALK FOR TWO RUBBISH BARRELS uld ault we liffic The Naked Truth Johnson: “Lots of people followed in my noted grandfather's footsteps.” Chapman: “Yes, and I heard they had couple of bloodhounds but { they never did catch him." —A. L bways for the a | | was no little rock when she made {her debut at the Metropolitan ! other night. 8he acted ign » meteor hitting runaway s and cnded A Qualified A Japanese boy applied to a lady for work. “I'm very sorry,” she said, “but 1 "already have a boy and I really haven't enough work to keep you busy." “But, don't know 10 keep m a opera th amily. Bu t of lmnr-» lik ful Pon- | the cente stage { dupii | selte women | ' Sk son A lively herd of buffaloes will be into an organized bbdy f Wallower Leckey arrives here. The candidates have already been branded and know the grip, aving held soveral informal meet- Ings . The New Britain Real Estate & ced which ated the feat of Rosa | in graduating from the lesser | the corralle in ot} e : when € stage to operatic TINISHES MOVING FURNITURE. WRESTLES TILL DINNER AND SPRINTS DOWN CELAR HES TIME WITH A CLINKER LEFT THE TURNACE DRAWING lady,” he pleaded, “you how little work it takes busy. —Winifred W. Early. (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) AND THEN SOMEBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT DOES HE DO FOR EXERCISE THROUGH THE WINTER m | words, another American [ in his show pary. | amendwent merely go 10 Washing- [a great victory. gl on ' of the| “glorifiad” s — carned ostn cxsmen Proponents nowadaye, ¢ irrespective of »