New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 26, 1926, Page 8

NEW BRITAI L L] BENEFITING MANKIND Who are the New Britain Herald| i vaysin | wio HERALD PUBLISIING COMPANY treament by Dr hn J. Abel of | $400,000 last | slickers selling tments who got our year? lolins Hopking cal schiool s res sued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg., 61 Church Btieet rred to as a teiumph of sclentific he weather in most of New lovotion over physical infirmity. | England having been more or less How the noted pharmacologist suffered with a leg You know the story wintry for the past few days, winter SUBSCRIPTION RATES W00 & Yenr $2.00 Ihiec Months o 8 Month sports are finding much favor, That o places fust at the mo- | speeles of sport which causes ehil whout to perfect | dren to play ot Boweve ought to be m ' | thin | ystalliy Entered at the Pust Office at Wew Hiritain a8 Hecond Clase Mali Matter experimental work | his bed to go to 1 world PELEPHONE CALLS YETIeN Rusners Office ... ¥ Editorial Roome . 926 the Ku Klux enrolled and inkind 1llana The only profitable adve Ku Klux states A the City. Creulath press room wiwaze op of life imprison- Mewmber of the Associnted Press. GaLhEa titled to the use for re-publication of 1 K. K Al news crvdited to 1t o1 Dot otherwive credited fn this paper «nd wlso local | oews putitahed herein crywhere erforated should be strength, which good vs to the Demo. Mewber Andit Wareau of Circulation. it altogetl The A. B. C. '+ & natloval organizat 3 whic? furnishes newspnpers and ndver- | tiners with & strictly hooest ana Our cireulation st fhan 1yl the on this Thie | agal figures t | Ry : esear Somcbody sald Naugatuck was ocn) advertisers, a) advertisers, i dead Which caused the Naugatuck News to remark that the 4 d roby 1828 1t might b to hold another presidential hu ¢ life than any A DRLCRN national convention, money | 1 His towr Ihe Herald 1 on eaje dally town has bec o AL D own has become the ce Byunre; Bchultz's Newsttands. Botran TUch ot 1 st acd Central, 42nd §! i i ter of the safety pin - manufacturing business in the world, and Is the New E commercial airplane center of land's LIGHTS FOR THE When the I gested to the go STATIONS concern, The A SORDID TRAGEDY st Marshall of Philadelphin May 1d e ly sug- town's sufficiently etting salesmen varied to ji it remaining alive, ne Cony ind Pow 1) s g usually are dea Miss Town “knockers" er company ¢ than the could do |t mitder oS Sl towns they knock. worse than tall ht of the New offlcial h, so the police reported to- railroad about The accounts of this sovdid - 3 Representative widely read be- ; st of New Robert L. York arosc Bacon more modern ing at the New | tragedy will to remark in Britain and Berlin railroad fons < Congress the other day that brings to light. tired of there there was a lurking hope in the| The girl had being a was no statute or monument in Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Inde- editorial breast that the salesmen | vwall flower” ana was goin, Washineton fa would be up and doing in a hiurry . a “modern” girl; she was going to The assumption did not prove 10 | jaarn all the latest steps and have ; 0 el n all the latest steps and have | nopqen00 ang father of the Demo- utnam, dis- rood time hendefort . good time heneforth. At the |y too S the Wilson be unreasonable. E. I i e " ] x something tha triet superintendent of the Con- ime time she had known the chi- adminl el necticut Light and Power company, | ... bRy Tna R " i e & e R T and during a visit to D8 | 1051 when it was In power. ¢ office she was strangled after, 80| pat the opportunity is past the next and advised us that his 1 talk with the New Haven railroad officlals and try to convince i would “hirapractor is reported to have q, she money from him by threatening to (hero to receive a marbhle remem- attempted to wring brance will be Theodors and not Thomas Jefferson, those Roosey dignitaries that more 1i is need expose his double life, In the back practor's wife and cd where semi-darkness has reign- ; round are the chiro- ] en suprerie. Aesop's Ta dungerous Subsequently canie another happy 12-year-old e says an educator. Somebody shoull They have been innocent cpistle, this time to the effect that ainst them and make B, L. Crampton had gone to New Haven and talked at with the electrical engineer of the all wrongdoing, yet are ferrible sufferers as a consequence of the Tength = soic ; | hiropractor's deflection from the Aniundsen denies he Cook ordinary canons of .society, ever sald New Haven railroad, who authorized | Dr probably railroad | the i1- | COLONEL MITCHELL senten e statement that t North Pole. But he didn't go so far company desired o improve as to put the writer of the inter In modifying the found | {in Dr, lumination at the fw i etAs g st Willlam Mitchell, former | were preparing plans for so doin { e The plans, it was declared, called | colonel in wmy alr service, | e international for @ sdther claborate installation tempered merey | and it might require some time be- | o stations and Cook's class. radio test at ent Coolid nt Coolid least tested patience discipline. Although the f | | Automobilc killed 6,370 cities during 1925, At least fore money is for the suspension star approved persons > colonel is granted ha This ay and | in work. [ In the me railroad is frying to improve intinte, however, (he|all allowances. may not he o tory to the stormy tinations on time. his r 1 - — — One difterence between My rs by washing and cleaning their r service and would not surprise Mitehell il t that reflectors at the stations and putting lini's government and our own is of Na- nd sign- his process Colc il | pre in some larg lamps. Ttaly is in th = is to be temporary, When the y 1 b tions and the World Court ed the yoad accumuli ¢ discipline, e was lighting appropriation to justify ment, the ru th ¥ atly searno treatics, while the sueh crusaded LR bt R A A llosiiaal| i E e Benals is still arguing. nore proper improve road is expected to did much | f tion to details | ed its grand list by 14 per cent the look like the civillzed lighting facilities nd cause n has even mol sathering Juihe card itself Kind at night 4 . g by the el offidinTs Haven | pline is discipline, and the f S s growing fa variety of menu there isn't so very ailroad arc ulated at| elimax had to con plain any more. 25 Years Ago Today Ward & Vokes | nd thousands regard | e willi the New I . There can | tions. This ¥ gning he where t was no D ar nore than 10 for the past promised lisagreement woef 4 1o offer an before a good their pru- at attraction m tomorrow temorrow erica’s leadi faree cor will present brand eview of all the fn under “rhe Ilooy lived by Col 1 Mitchell, BUYING TOBACCO tobacco growers wio ad all about the ines, in has a © buyers ) v of K 1 Heart of voring 1o e on at low | s yesterday CLOSURIT VICTORY O1 parish no crnoon hoard of relief 6370 persons didn't get to their des- | Now that Plainville has increas- | reason to re- | Judging | ror sont assessments in the | Factsand Fancies By ROBERT QUILLEN Test of blood pressy Sitting indoors to avoid the rain at a winter resort. Just what good was a college edu atlon In the old days before mun an to peddie bor i 1 are the poor | atrord to clutter uy ir houses with | | | | My 20,000, with the | | cratic party, It the K. K. K. dies| Breatest | ive long is beeause they don't Now | discovered the ! " didn't have to pour hot | | intiques, Well, well; sections that have no have proaches zero in 200 Weather some that ap. irability Peace i3 a hlessed period whet body s mad cnough to believe mogul of the order |clal 1 Slowly bul surely the worid out grows superstition, ignorance and oratory L romantic na stack of unwashed dishes. sorry about Pershing's he should have let Pern 1o all the gnashing. accumulates on ) premi would be interesting to kno t Mr. Dawes' pr 81T rilling it wouid he Mussolini had o sometling nator from Idaho. How One reason why men of of it to shoy 3 themselye old time, a high Happy thought! Sinee s 10 keep the 1 all the desire reforn to sea wit while you sce at the * that scems to be try- of the old dances osopher s just an ordinary > thinks « raunch i “Less corn bein Unhappily, this dos hogs." refer to roud O1d Dobbin had his faults, but you water on him to get him started There were no better cooks in the old days. Your stomach 50 darned particular, ust wasn't A tator vt get by in America unless he had a moral issue mighiy good slogan Corre this sy ter w t home from a par aid she we never discuss the refreshments.’ (Protected by Publi; rs Syndicate,) Observation On The Weather 2 orcast rn Ne gland. Cloudy tonight, warmer in western Massa- chuset Wednesday snow or rain with rising temperature, moderat st. shi gt h southw winds Forceast for Eastern New York Probably snow tonight and Wednesday; rising temperature 1o night; colder Wednesday in central and north portions and southwest wind Conditions 2 south At coast storm of yesterday had creased in energy and passed out to sea off the middle Atlantic coust tresh south | A disturbance from the northwe 15 advanced southeastward to the lake region causing light snow in the upper Missouri valley, northern Mississippl valley and upper lake Arcas of high pressure Manitobi and the Rocky Mountain distric are considerably upper lak Temperatures rmer in the region but somewhat |1ower 1n east Gulf and | Atlantic states and light to frosts wers tral and west Gult litions favor insetiled § iy light snow or | : Survey on Phone Net south heavy dol To Catch Fugitiv A survey is being ern New Er compa insta one sys Meriden Radio Fan Say Me¢ Jar [ty ) of Spri ing s Ten min me one OKP At 12:0 s picke he time 1p the Roms but was ything fur Ither, They can't | pend | Navy pure, why not | Leeom- | | eported from the cen- | He Got Foreign Program cholas at Mistah Interlocutorn the Tea Cup e ——— A —— Sy o v ey the full charm of LADA" T ES A 11638 is revealed. The flavor is pure, fresh and fragrant. Try it. Black, Mixed K or Green ‘Blends. 1 all commuuleations o Pun || Shop Editor, care of the New || | Britain Herald, anad your letter | L Wil be forwarded 10 New York. | Why Don't They Have a Heart QUESTIONS ANSWERED Folks! You can get an answer to any styles spr styles™ | question of fact or tnformation by Wwhere'dér we 1 writing to the Question Editor, New {On Bilboard, m Z or book; Rritain Herald, Washing! | But why spring s upon us yet, | i 1322 New York avenue, Washington | I January's bills are met? D.C on Burean _ Philippine Scouts 130 retired conditions of shade and molstur enclosing two cents i stamp od men on active duty, u Lwhich 1t is naturally accustomed. | or reply, Medical, legal and marital ? officers o is sometimes cultivated, howess advice cannot be given, nor can ex duty and 158 retived ofticers on land the best time to plant it s in tended research bo undertaken, A!! dut the carly spring. cther questions will reccive a per- 3% Who was Attil Q. What Is filet mignon? sonal reply, Unsigned requests can- A He was King of the Huns, A. This is a Irench expression not be answered, All letters are wwn in Christendom. as “the [ for small pieces of bLeef tenderloin | confidential.—Editor, omrge of God" He was one of lwepved with sauce. Who wasgydini Thorpe? W se harharian warriors who in the o an Indian? days of the Roman empire brought A. Jim Thorpe, the .famou upon Rofme from the AWEPUL ANNIE ldian athlete ‘was discovered overran northern Italy onch of the Carlis ition current at the time <chool, Carlisle, Pa. (w him with being armed upernatural sword that be- sevthian god of war. | emorrhage on the night to the beautiful | Well, Teu't 12 | [dense, is | Nan | that Daoris coal' 1s e fucl burn in insane certainly makes you think ! inks | LITTLL | A Revised Classie (With the Usual to Riley) iy John Shaw Awful Annic came to our town 10 & 0 | the village gossips and our beaus 0 An ‘meck an’ pet an' Kiss the boys | foothall players of oddle cheek (o check, |made a trip abrond A b Y e 9 (5 it oo R 1BRON noursafiGells hmn ] : \ vre derived from the o v frisky stories wore was a professional nanie: of (Gl 1 things to hear, vas that Thorpe returned all Gilroy were not averse {0 | trophies he had won, ear Q. Can moldy sil e fod awful things that |eartle without A1l effect (hout— { A, Silage that has a si woralists said “We'll get |miald on it can be fed beef cattle in What are the oAty i {emall quantities and will not Larm |drinking water supply in the Pana- |them. Tt should not he fed o [ma Canal Zone? horses. “The mold is caused by loos On the "";""" f“"" the wat- o e from the Charges river. audj e ” \ rescrvoir on the Atlantic jatun that is fed lNonger in existence) when playing ball in the south. He was rought to Carlislc 8 he b ‘ d of came an outstandi { and of his m s proclaimed one vatest | 1diko (Hilda) Tt to the What i meaning of the Gilroy? nquished rivals chay meaning “Red Ser; upshot the |servant cans How far is it from Charle Va. to Flagstaff, Arizon white 2400 miles ime beg?:t':s the moment you board a SantaTe | e e | A train for od [of the power of his voice and his Dl pe ) [ 'y Labit of indulging in oratorical Water “\""!“H- i s a ight Spread the peanuts on a bak rite-ups | (lights. ! w:,”:‘ R Is there any emolument con- g pan and heat them slowly (but 5 ‘ do not roast them) unfil the skins -On your way a One day her Pa started in to tan her The soldier off casily. Sunn : 5cenic wenderland - Conaressional medal s entitlec Q. What i peared there at ier side— g month from date of the act o e it Fred Harvey e = et Tk e i1 pased dining service- fwan another i Santa Fe feature Enjoy the out-of-doors this wintez- take your {'amlly QA AW a Californiahotel rates are reasonahle vt B e irvta ce s claims and May I send you our picture folders? R e L R igators reported that Giragos- S. W. Manning, Gen. Agent | land commanded the first slan's claims were ground! | Puzzled the idea for military i 2 U EDess s Unilenpialenyliag S. 1. S€ John, Dist, Fass. Ayent Sanfa Fe Ry Rev. Hart: 1 suppose there ceived in 1914, and its b T (e typhoid fever as some points about the Bible feature, the long | UNLHIES 212 01d South Bldg., Boston. Mass. voods hecat Phones: Congress 2680 and 2081 puzzle you from the H United hag less et Impossible fo reprodice (he | S — — it member of Con was called the Kinderhook R o |8t Al the Aaron Vanderpool of New [before it is used rned that title on account here an water is » vil laws were way to | gave Ther re horribl wve our Awful Annic pages [nected with the publicit | gressional Medal by ¢ receipt 1 Cone soldier? who receives Garabe Wgossian Wlhen Boston claime invented wehine L by power atmospher: arabed. Con, nian s con medal to from from he called s 1 a resolution directing scient- nt to inve te t the machine. The Governme i 5id fever than almost any other | | Phyllis Fiuffybrain: “Oh yes! You |that was fir {Tvelvt eneaking know, 1 can never remember which |ne Rl ‘r\: the epistles wrote the apostles, C Compaf gives cress has heen he. here during | due to the jmade ir ting it particles The color is main ence of carhon produced by the ehemical decomposition of the o in wild honeysuckle be cul- latest compiler ires 1 \ n | e e MAKE THE MAN—AND are for November it there were 117,421 « e CLOTHES WOMAN Mamma's famma's Got a ble Tt Tambo—Not nc our outward ap, m stationary Ml thiing clean, neat, Goodni folkes! | Tond The ar Iiessing well 5 and lo Needed a Rest “Since you CARE o 1t | Judge three wives, 1 sentence v¢ or ten years!” Prisoner: “May T a What is it “Will you ples confinenien Judge | Prisonc that solitary | | Ihe Secret's Out! “So Horton a fortine In Ilorida, eh? Sclling bananas o | pears L | “No, lemons M Moforist w Twithont Tis | J. H. D tire pump, but fortunately a [ (Copyright, 1626 Reproduction | colo viner passed, will- Forbidden) | ing to do him a service, am a rea THE FUN SHOP RADIO STATION | Announcer—Tambo, after this You are going to do all the announc- ing. I'm turning the station over to {you and the rest of The ¥un Shop | Minstrels and after this you are to ) be in charge. I'll tell you what to 1 “ say this tim you can repeat it | ufter ane. All right, tell your audi- jen t this is station MEJ, re- broadeasted from The Fun Shop studios by remote conirol Tambo—Folkes, dis am stationary MI7J, breadeasted from de Fun Shop stewedios by remote self-con- De first numbah on de pro- am a song by Mistah Jazz- Mistah Johnsing. which ? head an’ melancholy versification itle There Am Yes. Yes, in vo' Eve Jazz 18 dat mournful | litty ‘titled, “$here Am Uh-Huh in | Do Whites Ob Your Eyeballs” | mind s ' de | to dat | a tel gramic dat It in. An' he in a lettah hat lool like it has been run over by a steamed roller. Dat looks like a mash note so I won 1 dat. Here am a | telegramic from Mec.Aronie, b Waydownin, Missis per. He 1 wants op min. o crack e Sorry Mistah Mc.Aronie, but all we can | give 'em to you. You can| erack ‘em yourself. Florlan, is you ready to give your saxophonic solo? Florlan—First T has a questionary foask oh Mistah Interlockinal What am de difference -_By GLUYAS WILLIAMS THE WORLD AT ITSWORST . . . . . You me Tambo—Never song 1 entra Florian a chorus gal an’ 1terlocutor—What is en a chorns girl and a i I'm sure I don't know, - [ Florian, Florian—Just ninet TRVING TO CONCENTRATE. ON ONE OF THE B0%3'S ALLEGED FUNNY STORIES, 50 YOU WILL BE SURE TO LAUGH AT THE RIGHT TIME Interlocu 6 HErRel GLUYAS i Yaa shors WILLIANS got to sing Iy Red Hot De last time - |an’ stockins on. Besid dat love song 'titled, * 1 saw one Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)