New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 18, 1926, Page 6

sts on New Britain Herald . HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY rotirl east slde, or g0 to lve the ter years toeued Dally (Sunday Brcepted) The 1 At Herald Bldg. 81 Church Btreet RIPLION RATES e N with Yo " 5c. » Month I8 Go Wotered at the V'ost Office at New Pritaln s Second ) Mall Matter TELEPHONE CALLE eon Office ¥ 1al Roome ... Y26 The oniy 1 o the pees room iiatle aive Clieuiato »s open to Vooke A wdvertisers Mewter of the Assoriated Presy The Anuciated & Utled to the we for teput all tews credited to not ot adited In this paper . news publ'shed heiein Micly en und alro Member Andit Boreau of Uirculation e A. H. €. b & nationl which fuinisher newspapers and adv tisers with @ strictly honest analy elrculation. Onr ¢ on eta hased union this nu ‘This tnem protection mgainst frand In newsy distribution figures to both national and loca) advertire organizaty " antly tn New Timies Entrance y Herald fa on wale N tand at_ Hotalin Schulte Grand Central, ewrsian 4204 Street RAISING CITY BUS RATES How valuable the privile transferring from other the meeting of the Common Coun eil Wednesday whether the city fathers are to op- the bus to may be debated plan so long fieie ermine | pavy nt time in night, to det The Bridgepe pose aims of independent lincs before the Utilities Commission, or whether they are Conn¢ hooks to give their consent, The t» a knotted one, and it that personal opinion rather question is lkely ! iy than o Al speeially established ar- | gument. The elaimed facts will rule the excopt nre Connecticut o that is worth something company has to pay part o differenc York tieut plan th 1s appn t action, wh tting no ile publi Noew claime the transfer p the to there are those who have that in a eity of this size transfe do not amount to as much larger cities, basing their ded tion on the proportion Connec This comes ticut tvansfers, Tl of company patrons who use tl o L ener words we e Connecticut company ought to be able to give informa- tion provided it is willl aid the ing from its records on this pe o in ¢ to 0 Common Counefl COOLIDGT to a decision regarding com ou peting lines. stril Tnability to tra dependent refer fr in- lus to the Center, without paying an addi- tienal re, i across town a public nulsance — when rons Jesire ta travel vast majority may only travel to and from t town termini; v sncial yet some undonbt Instry, and Aly wish to tr in city on and other errands occasion ally, and find 1 Congress, ment ot Jege dependent bus fares to scy therefore the of {wo fares unreason: § Sugg ree fransfer whether 4 privi- coal of all in- hat n e worth an incre is @ problem; it would s s the majority o do authority transfers wonld ress now {le more to tra attempting that transfer can This transf it et i ok sl detinquency. H o nd how long pendent hus ority opi did not sug to attain 1 owners ha dea appar the conclusion 1 chance to inc order althor e the eompany strm tar GOV, SMITICS SRETIREMUNT 1 B Conncetlent, d President right commission W BRITA to a farm, or on|poncnts of superpewer do not want. 'he main idea behind the combina- tlons s unlimited opportunity for stock manipulation and private ad- They the of any regulative | vierever he ‘would Iite hia| simple in N York atly pleased | v vantage, oversight public body in the fssuance of stoek; such a method would nearly be fatal to the plans \mni-‘ll\ln‘ mergeritis, It was in the last sesslon of the Gen-| Assembly that Representative Brinsmado of Wash- sought to amend the bill unlimited charter rights Willlam H. | Roraback" do want | not v kick Nis hat e only thing the Republican party wiseeracker has 1¢ he party | To | replies rnor Smith; eral of Connecticut voture the a chanc World 1" ington granting to “Randal Morgan, mat- | in the publican party Tutnam and Hanry uddition to 50 th would he to tha approval of the Dublie Utilities Commission. | 0! new securities Democr World Koy subj I8 right gmith hae | But the legislature frowned, and | his hands that | on the last day of the session, with Attention confettl fiving through the air, the ble sangy “Hall, The | Hall, the zang's all here. Sueh mergers Amon, for the removal of | agr members in ate. £ it would cost Is the spirit tn which such ried only | the grade usual are tow 1t fa estimated | through B NEWS IN NEW YORR san were it = late not for The editions of the New atate would bill. The advan not gov=| J.oTk evening mewspapers last woeek, on the day of the Oklahoma | mine horror, | their functions of ordinary | Only the New | the detalled of the disaster, affered mute evidence nabiity > railroads, of the | Aidle forit to perform newspapers. York Post Assoclated Pr story that the | Herald and other up- | ¢ in due time carried | story ery cent railroads, the sanic appeared that | New to-date newspapers in the smaller | citles, The New York Post's eireu- | lation s emall, reason being that it afternoon in Britain cgram i comparatively plan the | main el to wit or a nickel, whieh means a subway & The main body Yorkers did of the ctient law is still which ride in New Yorl, while the other quives a1l ro- ars ™ have papers sell for 1o of New the pay h not know crossing) where they 1t it railroads ¢ the cost. between it ( and the ( that Giovernor rently 1o ile Conncetieut 4 [4n the day that about all they enn | on,"” i ] carry in the way of news is a few | Bllafins, N : The | selves with Oklahema disaster until & o [ next morning. Of course, this is only in- similar s The New one . stanee; ha | York afiernoon papers of large cire but something e pening ry day. Ing culation are going to press so early | | under ding hat they fill them- | 50 tures, comics. special | fenture and moron-compelling ) ultim matter generally. The people read | their them while riding on the subways, and in this way they serve AND COAL the 5 | ehiot purpose. | vies in | in the | smaller cities is quite unknown: in- anthras | has his of Such complet news Coolidge the afternoon as is glven through Infended to | deed, it 1s impossible. The Herald | s the complete day report of | Associated in addition | to the complete local news of the | | previous 24 hours. In New York, the afternoon papers of larg- {est circulation going to press at ail | of theltha He to giuning Press, titnde, quat i i i | control in- e with conl | I fanlt of the this respect Th ich failed to pass the of recent hours in the morning, and needing { until ¢ i ervic o Hes carly afternoon to print | vi papcrs, a pomplete day's news by report {s unattainahla except for | | sueh a paper as the Post, which is| [ not faced with such difficulties and | {15 on a par wi of when the present there nothing 1 afternoon papers New York news of the was giving to the Dresi-lin the smaller cities, o take a hand journalism be | papers, has It the is making a show | day handled by the morning rectify its earlier gomething that afternoon ow it will procesd, it will take papers in the smaller citics have to get | quit doing ¢ | PAROLING | Washiy M'CRAY he eff in a hurry. ct | m reports are to the o e | offeot that the department of jus-i | tiee will recommend to | contiage the President luctlon of and industry set its| PTISOn o sente of former Gov- {ernor M Indiana from 10 | s com- wder the aegls of ; | ey six yoars, making him eligil srving two May. wield year: uftering die o | which will b \ Friends of ingland, which the former gove influence in political are telling the Pres Cray's health was broken. high prison rnor much | circles. They | that Me- | When a | clreumstances rd hit by th dent, mining, h:\.\“' rably 5 male than | 1o tor of & standf i, anding thi into al s end| | often — favor- | always breaks down and there are peo good void innumerable a8 | come to ti persons who speedily as )} T o cone that he | usion as been punighed sufficiently and ought to be paraled or pardoned before he diss RIPOWER One of pape ‘ray Herald say Y helped 18 to elect Latorte following governor was the his ten-year he parc “MeC'ray suffered int from ral sinee rnorship Humili Bas ?(‘ Sonoed has housa him in 1920 misery, His n enormou MeCray will dic ma But tifies prisons prot heartbroken who me roles than MeCr T jons of th at and th fed fler pangs of disgrace an humiliation Unlike MecCray nfinential nds ir future 15 a eir vio not vy, too, have o gara to Matne, | Pardo MeCray m 1 humanitarian thing very hand one hears e laws alivc only ave no influe McCray his be establishment of a bad precedent and just the Jittlo farther of bars o £ of 1o ¢ who give wonld ! the tonguc | about | daily by [did not think there the i s | sociatio _ bserves i DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, JANUARY 18, 1926, top MaxsoN Juane send all conuuuleations to Fun | Shop Editor, care of the New | Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded 1o New York. e it e« FactsandFancies Applesauce is just blarney Yiddish accent with a wbout | homes About the only old thing the antiques you see in some is the dust Sizc fan't evervthing, Some of the gmallest vocabularies can rip off the most hide An Ttalian publiclst says the race ean conquer everything. Tt certainly has telufphed over the banan, | Wo're in Favor of 1t Folks QUESTIONS ANSWE {16 milk men were mirth men, left boltles of fun your house and my house each | mori, Tt {8 probable, also, that one ant foels vastly more fmportant in the scheme of things than another. | question of fact or information by Writing to the Question Editor, New Britaln Herald, Washington Bureay, With the crcam of the jokes served | 1323 New York avenue, Washington, at our tieal times, folks | D Cu enclosing two cents in stumps How could we get blue or forlorn! | fOr reply. Medical, legal and marital S advice cannot be given, nor can ex- | tended research be undertaken, Al other questions wlill recelve & per. sonal reply, Unsigned requests can. not be answered, All letters are confidentlal.—Editor, Use your muscles mory won't trouble you. You they had never ache g Happy Days party of (he first part,’ 1 the lawyer, “agrees with of the second part.” ‘m gonna like this job,” said the [flapper stenog just out of business | colloge, “it's all about parties.” | Heatrouble, The Bobhed-Hair | Bandit. dic- the part Q. ¥From what part of the world loes the “Honcy come A, Tt is an Bast Indfan . th Mellursus or Prochilus liblatus, also led the “slothbear'. Q. Is it proper for a girl to ac- feept a five dollar gold pivce hoy {riond as a A 8 s THOSE CHARMING PEOPLE (With a Bow to Michael Arlen) By Ernest G, Sharrow Into our lovely neighborhood, In every way restricted, moved a family named Wood- we o be inflicted ? ould they prove to be all right, |lady. eptable as neighbors? polished up our hammers bright, And furbished up our sabre 1t he has a loving handelasp, rest | assured he has a mission that has designs on your purse. Christinus present? Money is never a proper pre- One of the worst f win- tor s slush, &till, you cun say that Hterature utures of Only gifts of nature such as cand are permissible, n impersonal flowers, books, Those swimming socfal climl way. ho breek the jee ren't unique suffer in to goin i Q. What is the origin and mean- {ing of the name Sabrina? The orlgin s Latin, | meaning 18 “warlike", | Q. Should a widow keep her hus- \band's name or not? A. It is a matter of personal pre- same Rut fhey went quictly about, In manner most disarming; re long we all said, “Without doubt The Woods are very charming.'” » of golf was just so-roj ridge was not too clever, a friendship ] The Lot's lay oft. It isu't sporting to kid Dawes now that he is punished ning. The only innocent, harmis to which are things n has a natural aversion worms and spinach soon ecemed €0 oien more convenient to use her | Christian name with her married surname, others prefer to retain the oW We felt that naught could sever. The brook isn't the only thing 1 goes on forever, There's evolution and the installmel The Woods weelk: all of ws moved suddenly 1ast | mantal reasons. | Q Where is the or |ing “Harp af the Winds' ve been to 4 " e{arp of the Winds" by Ho- {mer D, Martin s in the Metropolitan Mugeurn, New York City. @ Why do men raise their hats when meeting a friend? | 'A. The days of knighthood and lehivalry have given us a great many l paint. are wiser. v then we Americanis FFeeling to races that superior | with difficulty handle situations America would bungle, y Who gave 1 | 8aid e Wood ¢ That i big-league law adviser N a fearful You're in a pickl irmed you fnto b worth a nickel hock; ing stock Aged in the Woods Scientific Diner: “Waiter, what kind of egrs are these that the rook serambled for me Cautious Wait sy air.” Diner: “T doubt old vir !The armored knight raised the visor of his helmet only when he knew that he was among friends. If he = {100k his helmot off it indieated com- Chicken eg8S. 1| poo trust in the assembly. He fel . Thes suggest a |1t he needed no protcction. 1 i “ ing the hat L sign of courtesy you sure thes 1 e of the days of chivalry, T some of dinosaur eged | their hats fo we ! 9 e | fact that men raise thaviyeibepniunding ‘I“ b {men more frequently than to mie e Shipy hors of their own sex is dun fo fhe intensifyving of social forms bhety 1he sexcs. Q. Why are there only thirf {onter columns of the Lincoln Mem- {orial in Washington. D. C, |there are forty-eight states in the United States? | A, The thirty-six columns sym- bolize the thirty-six the !*"nion at the time of Lincoln's Pre idency. §ince he gave his life to pre- the Union that scemed a more Ufitting way to present them. The names of the forty-eizht states, how over, are inscribed on the wall above the colonnade. Q. Are the lecher pieces of fee in t frosh or salt water? A. Teebergs are formed |water, Fresh water iceber; |rare occurrence and inferior in s The far northern seas free drifts and iceh break ) mhl How enjoyable rural life would be it one could attach to the party line a loud speaker rare BV the hurder harder The anefents ¥ winters, but they didn't b walks and they didn't git down harder. may ey, 1y GEOMETRY NOTL are lots of triangles In so- cicty cireles! How would it do to let Fords nse the streets on Sundays, Tuesdays and Fridays? From Our Own Infant-ry Drill Regulations Liftle Bobby, aged two, was very mueh interested In - watching the electric SWeeper. One day he was more thoughtful {han usual, and was noticed to start {earing paper info small pieces. Then he threw in front of the SWoeper Der, eat dem.” | . H. Fromtling. wh coldly her vaccinated except riloss, and ! against falling Selenes is you can got most everything love. states of rtis look There isn't any ¢ that school-girl hard-boiled eyes. them Correct this senfenc 11 vote please the home folks," she he my wife doesn’t get into Washington | soclety at all.” and floating THE DO n made from (Observed hy Roy G. Wilkinsony Doctor—Dear me, but I'm bungry! |1¢ 1y dinner jacket has been pro- | perly sterilized T'll sit down to eat. (Protected by Publishers’ 1" His Wife—Here it is, dear. Now Syndicate). | please carve the chicken. S | Doctor—Just wait until T {my rubber gloves, my de (Eyes |ine hergs 25 Years Ago Today 4)- icken). Tas the patient been noccengers o oce off from get on observed are the iee sroperly prepared for this opera- | tion? Ts this dressing sterile? H'm. | this scems a very serious case. It is | rare to sec a case of pernicious an: nia in a chicken so senile. Well, I'll ing permanent quarters. !mzke an incision over the thorax. Solb re now 30 members und it is hoprd | His Wife—Hurry, dear. It will get f.y it will inelude all local |cold | rs of chess and ¢ Doctor—What part of the patient’s | The New Britain board ¢ imatomy do yon wish? Will you have | will not recommend ra |the ¢ monly known tion. Chairman Clark stat {the collar bone? Or will you have was the humerus, which seems to be the best part of the wing? Mis wite—TI want the wishbone! | Doctor—1 thought as much! Now, 1 suppose I'll get the spinal column, | as usual! I'm not a chiropractor, my | | dear. His neeck Doctor—The cervical vertebrae? {No thank you, not while there's a femur — commonly known as a imstick! I'll amputate that. | short,’ club met The and ( rday evening and considered Chess ker s Satu Dutch.’ k vent and sed to hir yptus entirely too mutch.’ soon There's a Dog Over There Van Horn: “Why does a flea cross the street? ‘Werner: hide."” health vaccina- 1 that he of The for in ion any “To-get on the other's orking up a smallpo re. Hartford board hars vaceination, but 1 the direct line from New are. The German Eini has postponed its b Curtin's play a ~F, P. Pitzer. (Copyright. 1 Reproduc * Forbidden) York to Wife—Why don't you take the eler) to polo Casino, Tou can get an answer to any | from a {sent from a young man to a young | | 5 | | fovence. For business purposes it is {full name of the husband for senti- { forms that modern society treasures, | |glaciers which cover certain oreas in the far north. They by the buoyant a ter us the glucler it water Q lsea water? mass of the deehe fer of avernge 5.6 degre What is the headquarters of the ciety for the 10 Animals? 50 Madison avenue, New York Can citizen of , formerly a o five a years i in the | country? A. A maturalized United States forme cannot he held to military service in al ohligation resulting therefrom, in the Belgium, or to incident Ihis return, except in c vious desertion from mili val serviee, Q. What professional haseball greatest numbe Ao Harry eord for the Sttany most stolen season. He stole 156 hases in while with Thiladelphia. for sncrifice by T record a Floyd in any state e A, There are p name in Towa New Mexien, Q. What is niade Lonisian; 1 meant 50 A, Lime is when it has he to h ¥ manuring. warked into the soil for d to it is known as “liming the soil.” Q knive ed in setting the tahle? A. They are lincheon and are plac When are s used “bread are “tion of open wa pushes in to the A, Ahout seven-cighths of the What s the freezing point of Amer Prevention of Cruelty Belgian ] this ec {neld for milltary service in Belgium event of his return cltizen of the | Player in the ranks holds the record for the miost stolen hases and tovey holds Dits ay Chapman in 1917, 1s there a Post Office rept Arkansas? t officos by that | ome 100 rich owing When lime is sed at everyday prices. . hroken en- under | we rg Is salinity ings iress of n the So- ance over stward and can afternoon, night ¢ be | the United who has try ¥ 2 fo that co shifting to a Belgian, in this event of 5 of pre- ¥y or na- L) north for the | MB bases in one | the Ohio 1588 The modern 67 ana @04 Sough named sure with 1, Missouri, Virginia, by “liming | sweeten soil 1his purpose and butfer” 7d where aire they plac- dinner and 1 just ahove | the bread and butter plate, Can yon give for a simple and off. cleanser Q. me tive furniture the formula Wushington, ther bureau today with IForecast Iain tonight, w coast; Tuesday partly Yorecast for changing to snow porfion; cloudy and colder, snaw flurrics in north portion; strong southeast and south winds this afternoon and to- shift Conditions: considerable i Ttg inft lake districts southward to the Gulf Alabama castw ward to the ‘ngland coast reglons, Observation On The Weather T thi 13 issued Jan, storm warning: “Advisory sonthwest storm warn ordered 10 Dreakwater a. m., Delaware Boston. Disturb Indiana will move north increased intensity gtrong sonth winds this shifting to southwest to- to west and northivest on 10 for Southern New Eng rmer on the cloudy ana der, strong southeast and south winds this afternoon and tonight, west and northwest Tues Eastern New afternoon and and The York: ténight, colder in ay partly ing to northwest Tucsduy A disturbance intonsity. ccnfers over lley region this morn- nee extends from the v Atlantic states and from ard and fortheast” Middle Atidftic and Pre Jower temperatgres s appeared on the Canadian border. Conditions favor for this wicintiy unsettied weather with Jight rain. — SAVE YOUR EYES Our Glasses both tiprove Correct Vision ! and Frank E. Goodwin yesight Specialist Uyes Examined 327 MAIN ST. Glasses Wtted Phone 1905 of salt | s are of in huge | them. The principal source of float- | hy steamship | sheets and | Tour thousand o touthsom direrted, fo cd our mother. ‘He makes you look ! ~Winifred Maloney. | ne—-in the making of Quick Breads of the Popover, the Bread, ik nd Light words of cemplete n in the bulletin. . J CLIP COUPON HERE QUICK *THE FAMILY ALBUM—UNTRIMMING THE TREE poan R the &cones the Waftl n with one ta learn imple out ¢ postage THE BISCUIT AND THE MUFFIN end, the Graham G and the Grid me, ‘akes of thnse informative o to Improve her tech Breads liractions ¢nr making supon below and BF 1 gtamps or coin for By GLUYAS WILLIAMS H. preside Coal 1 Wood Cc {taken a long lease on J. M. T in the D, C. Juda ¥ | will 10cate h Johnstor Frani City His Wife—Very well, dear. Eat it | liefore it gets too cold. | Doctor—And neglect this patient! | My professional duty comes first. | Pass those needles and T'll sew up | the incisions! | IN KLASS AT RRAZY KOLLEGE (Conducted by Gertrude) “Mr. Lightly, about ‘disposal cdd Lightly Sidney the sheik stroked his baby | mustache, Tipped his hat down over his head, Clossed bag-covered legs and | sighed to himself: i Disposal knock 'em all dead!""™ . . | offi {quarters will also be us | room Keeo Park Ww. H four new me IS | The controls A Upson of of the ssociation n how do you feel irondacks Arthur W, the Christ teret [ SAYS HE'S GOING TO TRKE THE TREL DOWN. IF HE 1AV “Examine’ would sound t | “[\Ml? UIWTHZT‘/\NILV vour Cupid's bow lips, Mr | L STAY UP TILL EASTER Fever™, | Chilzen Fever | “I ate so much at breakfastime My stomach is achin Besides the fruit and serial I had examine bacon.” ~—Rudelph W. Heinric at Woodland by KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.) Teetcher: “Lester, keep that thawtful expres us the werd ‘falsify ion and give Forgetit: your wondering why 1 stand so still A% if T was stuck in a groove, Its becanse the buckle come off my belt | 1 my trousers . { (4 WIFE POINTS OUT HE PUT THE RED BELL ON HIMSELF, AND SITS DOWN IN CHAIR WITH ORNA - NENTS ON T, ROBBED ina IN CHINA ] falsify move.” .o rican | T “Jest because you 2 more boys are twins do you both haff to have funny hair cuts? Now both etand up and te a @uet using ‘eclipse and ‘eu- calyptus.’ More N. More a “That barber | rmed | | from re nd wour not harmed. W A Hp Little More: your hair {00 3 (ALLS THE BOK THE ORNAMENTS GO IN MAINTAINS STOUTLY IT WASN'T A STUPID PLACE TO PUT THEM - WHY DIDNT SHE LOOK TO REMEMRBER WHAT'S BECOME OT THE BOX, IAYS ORNAMENTS ON CHAIR, GIVES SHARP YANK ON RED BELL, SHAKING HPLF A DOZEN LOOSE ORNAMENTS T0 FLOOR right, 1926, by The Beil Syndicate, Tne.) UYRS | WULIAMA | | WANTS TO KNOW WHAT | THE IDEA WAS OF TASTEN- ING THINGS CN SO TIGHT. | CANT 6ET THIS RED BELL | OTF AT ALL AGREES TAMILY'D BET- TER FINKSH THE JOB AND, TRIES TO REMOVE THE NEEDLES THAT HAVE GONE DOWN HIS NECK