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TR r . v » 1T A DY . h 6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, JANUARY 11, 1926 ’ — . N B t H ldl 2, g olg ’ on sle in e {Juno ¢ 1920 inelud | g : inerense in salaries to the present | ew Dritain riera [ porson less thun the next lowest | CUSC8 UL nORL of Uhe rest of the Inml\!m staff, from September 1st v X PAN | produc! o grown on one fami 4 BERALD PUBLIBHING COMPARY |\ o f e average be. | PPO0UStS a1 grown on o mhy [ 1ges 1o April 1st 1987 ; tracts of small ucreage, 1 have noticed ai the bottom of the (ousd Dally (Bunday Excepted) ing $6.80 per person, It 18 rather surprlsing to one who (prepaved budget in the local newss A a1 Heraid Blg., 91 Chuich Btrest | Connvetient had some sources of | oy given sant attention fo tarm. |PAPERS $15,000 for “Mincellaneous”. — revenue, other than pro X x that } 41 “lv might be all right In & way to SUNSCRIPTION RATES which e otlior taten] . r tnat AV [w ORe oF 410 MOSE fapang that great sum of money that 1000 o Year, P valuable crops grown in the state fway then O, K. it with the word | ) $2.00 Thiee Mouths ROie o Maine, New | Opdinarily 1t runs sccond to tobac- |Miscellancous. But the tux payers of 780 & Month, Hampshire, Vermont and Comneeti- | oo, tn 1925 the valua of the hay |'N® fifth ward and 1 presume of o« ) o Tt IonieA nt ek sol=adollnatton ble above thag |OUNEE wards would be much relioved anol - | crop was conslderable above A Sat e nlained r 5 | red at the Post Offtce a1 New Lritatn | tovnohiles, Massichuscits and Rhod e to get expluined Har r“ll-‘ what st | | &0 Becond Clase Mall Matier X ¢ b, state board figures glv- [done with the §12,000 “miscellene- | d all communleations to i Island did no Mussachusetts, ng the value of lay raised In the [Ous” . || Shop Editor, care of the New . A \or an Income tax from | srate at $11.050,0¢ 311160 1¢ As the clly's workl staft every || Britain Herald, and your letter aCULNPHONN cALLS ndivldn ”'M L e “v"“" ‘Ii_'f ‘]“ ?lyear calls for bl les and (|| will be forwarded o New York. || Bitinee, Oftton) L e A A worth of wild hay hur-{cjajm thoy are worth every cent of | & - wal | QUESTIONS ANSWERED g to the rean Agures | yest s flgured tha o tota oy met 8 can' 2 x ordly i 11t i flgured that the total | that they get and can't be roplaced | neakion ot Sace ol | You can get an answer to any | The oy profitatie advertieing odtun Mected $1.-Lopop worth for 1523 was $30,431,. | for leas why ‘-1'”\' they tigure more, | now Junuary sales are on | question of fact or fnformation by tn the City. Circulntion booke and | 12,000 B : * 3 " Luso more of thetr tia on thelr wark, | VO, Junuary sales o 0 n y | o BLUSER S d JU et K 1 pr Y 000, In this amount fs fncluded the A b e “uhm" “‘“h“h""'\; We can't but wish that we writing to the (.Hn'.\l‘ou Lditor, New ' | xes, (diiering from the levy), M| hay mentioned above, $7.681,000 2 b : ' [lud naught to do but sail, don't [ Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, | — | ] 1 s ‘ words as miscellcneous or ete, e b CEIR s el e A e o Y tiie ARtnelnten [Dress s ; o r g " nylon 1 ! “}'\.:.yh-“‘ } \”fl‘lv’mf' nll\IH?u YOU | Some bulmy N,“,,M,, e | D, €., enclosing two cents in stamps | . g | Avaociated Prers e exclurively en: | al proper rs worth of potatoes, three mil ‘-‘vl_”mm}” ¥ sincere ex- i for reply, Medlcal, legal and marital | i fo the me for ‘renublieation of | the amou ing 82,518,000 ion dollars worth of corn, and over MOEON Helping Jack | advice cannot be glven, nor can ex- { credited In this prper and alro loca \ fng over right two million ara worth At appses, STANLEY WOHALIK Nalesman: “Somo whaving soap? | tended research be undertaken, Al ) news published heroln, fon e ind Ithode 1stand § $586:0001 Wworth ot peachost were Faritlin fax irase Fitth ward, | Yt% ma‘an. \u)lhln), clse, now? | other questions will recelve & per. | $,000 Is ®ource. Vermont's | ralsed and the remainder & he | |up“|,]|“m | Fuir shopper: “Yes, you mighy | 8onal reply, Unsigned requests can- F Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation " Ly YV AN i — e &lve me a pair of wire clippers. Jack | not be answered. All letters are | ' The A. B. C. e & natlo: ik 8 a [ ops wers represented by M\mh‘ |uye he has a wiry beard,” confidentlal,—Editor, | which furnizhes newspapers and advers | !l00 dollars and o fraction, Main amounts, 25 Y A T J — Q What 18 the best varnish or tisers with a strictly annl $642,000 ] Hampshire 1 1 I ears Ago loaay | ,,, 3 preservative for articles of imitas " " ici f circulation. Our cireulation st Ampehl n order to raisc so much hay, THE VILLAGE GARAGE MAN servalve L 4 afe by millions and prescribed by physicians for f are based upon thix audit. Thie neutee | only nHonliance mane hira e ureat aceont A Revised Classic | ton "‘l‘l‘“‘\"- ; ] Proved safe by millions a d pres Y Phy protection mgainet fraud fn neswspaper = s | (With the Usual to Henry W. A High grade spar and ase gures to bot ' a | faxc« " $1,957,001 res, b 100 acres were pla Assistant Jud P B or- A enry W.) 3 . . ! finributien flgures to both otfons) sud | weres, L acres werc plant | e B. Hunger- | By George 8. Chappell |phultum varnishes would be the Rheumatism Colds Neuritis Neuraigia i Massa ¢ nd A ed to tobaeco, In addition, the yleld [ford of the city and police courts |imger the spreading chestnut troe | MOt effectivo preservatives — and 259 T i @his: Rareio 1n on & aquarter million dollars and the re- | of tobace off 1o less than hale | 1as out a position usking signatures {The town garuge now stands; {would last about a year before leadache Pain Toothache Lumbago York at_ Hotaling's > Tmee | i) for his reappointment by the assem- | The bos e needing to be renewed, lng's \ ‘ wuch 1 ot e © boss, a clever man is he, ! afl":;flc.l;‘hrl:llz-_“\;“g Entrance i th the average for the last [y 1oye thought that many of them | | With black and greasy hands; Q. How old is Bill Hart, the [ i flve years favor the appointment of Attorney |The things thut fill his heart wity |movie actor? o Massachi ctod The ks of farming on an exe Junes K. Conper [ “dee A Hjs age fs 51, DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART . ‘ A DOUBLEL WARNING income tax of $2,072,00¢ Pt il G SO and | fire which came near causing |Are brakes with worn-out bands. Q. About how many persons Now that t} r Massacl y8liaat I ob loss of life broke out in Thoma ldied of Spanish Influenza in the \ ¢ th ore are some indiea elicate crops, such us tobacco aré |aruCabe's house on North Main |H a great pidemic during the World e ! oCa s Ne A ¢ goes each morning to his beneh |Breat vpidemic during the Wo “Bayer” package tons that the snow will stay ! ovidently not to be lightly wr street at 1:30 o'clock (his morning. | And spreads his tools about; | War? A_C“E only “Bayer’ package . | the ground for a while it is time |1 o 00 and Con- | 14 by one possessed of few eaxh |Thres boarders of M: and Mrs. ' Naught can his seurching spirlt | A. It has been estimated that } “Iuch conl.nns pmvendlrccnons. | for the annual warning, tol pa 18 second with $4,597,000 | yesources, better to lot the land go | atrick Foley were forced to escay quench, 345,452 died. . Tandy “Bayer” hoxes of 12 fablets P i Mai v i without their clothes. - John Ken- Kor if he is in doubt Q. How does the L Naval Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. and to automobilis vateh | a co od nearly two | to hay and sell to the neighboring |,ov a teamster. was so badly |He grabs his trusty monkey wrench | Observatory determine the correct £ M ticacldester of Ealleylicacld n m dollary a o e ety » A h bgald 8 8 his E L LR 2 it is the trad fononceticacldestel sliding accidents wilion doll 1 the rest avound | duivy favmer. Dut, the remunera- burned about the arms and nock | And yanks the engine out! {ime? Where is the standard time _\- i the_trade mark of Bayer Manufucture o ac At this writing there had been @ Willion and a ha The tax on tjon on tobacco during a good that Captain Lee ordered him sent {clock kept? | | " i e N g Rmage N v | g 5 ; lleaves the power lLiouse over the [but at heart he was a. Christian as no collis Batsicentaloonte .| motor furl collected in this stale'is ecorrcapondingly high 1 the |10 the hospital. Damages is esti- | Irom dawn til dark, the live-long Time is determined at the| § oo ; Seiobil aabstuacy nd ay S5 R e R : reeanondingly hish. &nd the | oiein atiat; 800, day * Observatory from observa- |positive conductor and returns lnv““‘ proved by both conduct and omobiles, but. with conditions a e sidnien iniofte Eieater than other orop A new taining sehool is sought |Ha fixes sulky plugs, [tions of stars from a selected List [ihy nogative conductor, both of [CMAFACIET. © 1 S they are, it is ssible that i sel fn 1924, 1 We are sceing the development by the normal school. Principal [The gaskets that have worn away, |of about 150 clock stars. These arc fywpjelh are in the conduit. ot l‘,"l“,?,l it one will take place at any to 3062,000 Maine [ of many small farms about the |Marcus White states that all the |The tire rims minug lugs, tars whose positions are know 10 a | Q. What city is considered the % ‘;” o ]h‘m-' Reid, the moving unless the greatest re - | &ai 2,000 through fhis fax. |country toward which thoss who |T0OM 1N the present buildings 15 And brake rods that have too much {high degree of precision and Whose iyoney center of the world now? | S8 B/ 0% w0 Bininty years old cised by drivers. or child ro | New Hampshirc $311,000 and Ver- | have recontly c {nceded for teachers, and an ap- play, |apparent places from day to day are | Sinco the Warld War, New [Piture actor, was thirty yers oF (AL G ERER G =2l ! ' hase recontly come to these shores | propriation of $23,000 will be asked | And knocks and pounds and ehugs. [given in the American Ephicrmerit | york has become the money conter |WHCT 2 od on January . kept off of hills where there are mont 8216000, Connecticnt Was | aye drifting. They are getting [of the next assembly for a new | and are therefore readily obtain: [und the U, S dollar has largely re- | o i lHkely to be automobil ond | earnings ral | cheap land and diving a life with [Structure to be uwsed as a model Oh, happy man, you are not rash, able. Only sturs i which cross the ‘,,\ sed the pound sterling, as the | 06 m tiofl {RES e et e fendely which were $2.782,000, | which they are familiar and which | %ho0" And may you never bel | meridian within 20 degrees of the ltandard in international exchang serva aslde certs LR compared with $3.045,000 for Mas- i . 8 There was an affecting scene at | You win, whenever there's a smash; ,mmm are included in order that Q. How many hours is required side certain strects where sliding D v k . for Mas- they seem to like. We do not know |the Swedish Bethany church last | Your job looks good to me, |wha. it known as the azimuth er- |gor ngil to reach California from /\ Th W ,b ’ may be enjoyed, with adequate | sachusets 030,000 for Maine, of any abandoned farm census in night at Rev. E. G. Hierpe left his|You do vour work, colleet the cash, [ror may be swall. The observations |{h. Zast by the air mail route? | on e Weatner warnings to drivers to watch for | next in jine. New Hampshire, V the sfate, but believe, from the | Parishioners after 12 years. His | And only “air" is free! {are made with a transit instru- . The time required, one way, | 5 : S eves were s re . [ment, 6 stars being observed cach | rop e uil co from New | youngsters on slods, other | mont and Rhode Tsland had about | places which have come e oup |CYES Were moist, as were thosc of ment, 6 stars being ol r the aiv mail service from New | t ,,i, = o i3 Wit fmillion i onies. 19 n o ; “\hfm‘ SR |many of his congregation, and the | The Reason night, 8 north and § south of the [y to San Irancisco is a little | Washington, Jan. 11 orecat A streets, some of them me up! J rafanicacy observation that they are fewer|parting was mutually sorrowful. | Bennett: “Come on, old man; this |Zenith. The standard time clocks. |y than thirty-six hours. Pl S AR ing to those who love the wift | ear Comn ut's earni than they were ton years ago, {hat Rev, Lueyan Bojnowskd, pastor of 'is good stuff. Take just ene .lrml\“vhrfln in number, are wmounted on Q. Who are the leading politi- s 3 0“ night and rush over the hard-packed course, | from ervice enterprises | many 1 have lain idle for years |the Polish Catholic church on for a starter.” {separate brick piers in the ¢lock [¢q) opponents of the United States ably rain or snow nigh : i 1 Orange stre is i1l at his home | Barry: “No." ‘yault. Each pier w s approxXi- | porticiparion in the World Court? |Tuesda slightly warmer tonight, sliding is probibited bocanse of the | were \ 600 0 ire again e developed g 3 | partict nain L gl 1a pr ; (i R e in, baliig develaped Endong geippe. | Bennett: “Why not?” nately 2,000 7 unds and rests up- | Genators William 15, Borah, | colder Tuesday fn north portion, anger from automoblles, usually | L $120000 in Maine.pade to bear food-stuffs for man | Pred Winkel was elocted first | Barry: “I'm afraid it mizht be a on a solid conerete base extending | o Jquho, and Hiram Johnson, of [strong southwest, shifting to north- traversing intersecting st De- Rhede 1 ind none and heast. trustee of the Beth Alom associa some distance into the ground. California are the two principal ob- | west winds. apite the cfforts made to u Revenues from A ) tion yesterday. ~—William L. Hoffman. Q. Is there a ook that Rives the |iuciors against the United States | Conditions: A long trough of 1 1ot . ‘The Tabs now have 391 members. | ) {rating and history of ull Greek let- ¢ the World Court, | low pressure extends this morning the coasters from nsing these hill- [all ofl oo oira ; | 1 [joining the Wor 1 s Lropuing; thiese il ! The Hartford — Courant quit® yysmay Lowe will be presented | “Gosh, this will be the time of my |tcr fraternities and gocietios? I” QHow may “Red” Grange be |from the Jower §t. Lawreuce valtey side thoroughfares, however, there|in Connecticut 3,000 0 properly this time, reminds us, fol- | with a $5 gold picce for bringing |life,” said the prisoner when he was | A. Yes, Baird's Manual of Col- |, qjpiesed and what is his first | southward over the Lake reglon may often be found a few who | Massachusetis and less by over siX|iowj remarks of ours that Sepa- in the most new men, while, for |sentenced for 99 years. lege Fruternities. e |into the Ohio and Mississippl val- have yielled to temptat and | million dollars for fhe next n 1ine, | for Bingham was the opponent of COMINE in second, Fenton F. Fita = | . What happened to Teo \ddroess Jarold (Red) |leys, causing rain in castern Mis- Filvah noonik (umecivast in guant Athidas B Cordota fontincomen saxca l dnnrlas (G B toeriattie patrickiuiiiireceivofah poldfibanae, Compromiso | Frank, convicted of the murder of |Gy, of the Chicago Bears |sourt and snow in Towa, Ilinols, In- t N % e : ) o % fottls fen fho oife of W. and A. T. Diggle Were very | As Mary, aged six, came in one Mary Phagan some years ago? thistic Club, Chicago, Illinois. |diana and northward and north- 3 danger of wmortal injury riar it seems, in this division. | Governor. Here is the Couran fortunate at their competition in the |day from school, she spied two pieces | A, Leo nk was taken from a|™ ()" \What is the best indoor tem- | castward over the lake districts and source of danger is formed by the peration and mains article: “Quote Ye Gods exclama. | Waterbury poultry show, winning |op candy on the table. Georgla state prison and lynched by | oS o for winter? |into the St. Lawrence valley. A ehildren of ugehold ral departments for | tion unquote stop Was Morris Goy- |13 first and five second premiums. | n I have that candy, mother?" !a mob on August 17, 1915 A. GS to 70 degrees Fahrenheit. |strong area of high pressure is SIS AR - e T e With the exception of the New York, No, Mary, you had your share| Q. Does the U S own any pub- | . What is the heaviest lquid |following in the rear of the storm 0 3 \ ; > crnor Trambull's quote former ob- pocton, and Philadelphis. §hows. | (his morning. |lic lands in the state of Texas? known ! 'mm is central this morning over the in frent of their own house, Massachusetts led with better than fponent unquote interrogation We | this was the largest of the vear | W Pl A. No, all publicly owned lunds | It is 13 times as|upper Missouri valley. It ds at- { the sidewalk and into fhe forty million dollars expended for had been under the impression |Nearly 1700 birds were exhibite: | 1id are state owned, not federal Heay . | tended by low temperatures, below & The sleds appear before o this purpose and Maine was third | that it was Hiram Bingham he ran| I the first home game of tho | 1, just lemme lick it then.” Q. What is tie proper pronun- | ¢ s the religious faith {zero from western North kot SiLRE ereat Anddenne Kiy: it 1 ona intexpenae s - P "~ | year, the New Britain polo team de- | —Dorls Crouch. ciation of the word, “valet”? of Abraham Lincoln? eastward to the northern shores of Lashis GUGUERLLS K ithioversten I Lol S Pense. fagainst stop Stop is what Morrls |¢.ateq Waterbury, 7-4, at the Casl- | e | A, The Anglicized form u? this | Lincoln was a rvegular at- Lake Superior and northern On- that they are unable to stop on the cperation and maintenance | did stop” no last night. Curtis, Pierce, H. and ON THE OC] WAVE! Irench word is becoming the &c- [opqant of the Presbyterian church, | tario. slippery road and it is a miracle of public services by the s W Parazraph Now that the Courant|W. Whitng, and Hefferman com- | (Obscrved by Frederick Coonmey) |cepted form with English speake |y in springfield and in Wash-| Conditions favor for this vicinity v | ¥ our ¥ | d that many children are not killed Igible hg less than @ hun- | gpeaks of it we remember stop but | Prised the five. “I have some wonderful news. ing people, and it should, therefore. |inion He never joined the church | unsettied weather. in this manner every year, ired thousand dollars. Massachu- | dash Naash n Tillie! Clifford—my sweetie, you | he pronounced as spelicd, sounidng i mstes e de bz Epaluanch dash it all dash it is difficult com- i N i R e e Nm"mcm'wn‘ ~ An automobilist may travel along | setts paid §1,506,000 in intercst, | ma very comma to keep track of F t d |petty officer already! Ism't that is approximately ‘“val-lay.” a road or street, running at r Connecticut $657,000 Maine ' all these things stop Excuse us for | ac san an01es | wonderful?" | Q. What eystem is used for the T lOAYE AN angles to an incline and, by { other s tess. | our error comma Please do ex-| Well, well; there is considerable | *I suppose so, Lols" sald Tillie. |rcturn of electric current on street T CAVE MAY O rrt Hiliont wte e S aite g e ; oVsan neealing male |“You say he's a petty officer? Does car lines? E usially thought of as an authority on Etiquotte, but— ey isien e R S Conpessias At pL IR T8 el ton Saton et sancsonbaplil e ks e wear a petty coat?" A. The current returns to the | 1o vou know that ho orighated the calling card? | tersecting ways, avoid NIUNE alof the above three items of govern- | try and remember our quote gov- | 'C8% A “No he wears those cute sallor |source of evergy through the rail R e AT R sled, but that same sled might hit | mental coste, expending $17,698.- [ ernor for a day unquote the next| mpe man France really needs as |middies. He gave me one, and when |in the overhead trolley electric rail- | £in? Why a debutante has omin, n the auto, which would be just as inst $44,260,000 for Massa- | time stop The transience of the | minister of finance is Aladdin, {T put it on, I actually felt sea- way systom. In '(ho 'm:?:“'ro\:n‘\l::‘\-l" Lrdde How walking s originated? W 1 | ck!" | der; rstem, hi ' ray | harmful to the slider as if the 1 nd $1 a0 for Maine. | rpisode was rather confusing com- e okl T it byl dergrolnd g ersten A new M repared by our Washington Burcau on THE CU | appencd zo0d for Most grouches are bachelors; they | “1 suppose he's an old salt by P e OUE ORIGINS OF BTIQUETTE telie all about the strange customs, queer | verse happencd. Tt is a good The average ¢ por mp.w of ma was it not interrogation L e S i s s perstitions, svmbolical customs, and primitive respo, I for a driver to stop hefore crossing rument, to individuals in New | (e A e “Salt?" ppod Lois. “Why, Tl jive by the sea ware its plezzant, Blbic forwiing meleallitonny BIELQUIITHL oF Bhondcorret il 1 s [ an intersection in a dangerous (i A O The cost ,w‘ (,O““L ICATED | e should say not! If he's as sweet oD |3 Jiye jn the mountains and 2 live i | i ; i T love your |the ship as Lie is to me he's an old e nat PER R e e e trict and look in Connceticut siightly | | The hard part is to love vour i GovrorIBEEE bov 4 1188, M netghbor 1t 1o has a better car than |[sugar! Clifford knows all about the | Ang tour in fale jest at present.” : N LERE ekl ja eingasllSs. ! The Inerease In Bus Fares yours ship already. He told me the names | yeqrcher: ETIQUETTR EDITOR, Washington Rureau, New Tritain Herald 1 avold an accident | pent the most per capita, $ (0 Horaln 2 ik |of the ropes and things—let's see . 0w 1 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. €, ! | B g 3 o r—» he " " o ace’ " the bull [ OUS ORI OF ETIQUETTE, and | \ But the best Vermont was second with $12.83, | Dear Sir Pre " events war. You [now, there's the anchor—that's t The word ‘commonplace’ off of t a copy of the bulletin CUT S OF ETIQUETTE, and B | to see that the \ at r| Your news columns of late have | rlr,:um]n:"hlflfiqu pedestrian run 1(.\\\'\: they throw overboard when- | o\ 1orq herewith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. B. postage stamps | o - 1 o e e e b e oonve TIO:\I)”\v\”nd five-ton truck. {ever they want to throw the shib in |poey gar; = ; 1 AEDCIEED A 4 rson nueticit, 31800 o gook-Up” on the 15th Inst. where- h — |low gear; then there's the ’“““{‘;"’ “No, Dora’ sed my mother, o0 is known just w Cont y much v the local bus lines will go inte| The rich Aldn't all go south for they use that to flll Mm;! ,M‘:. 41 iitou feant sgofoutivilel itshoRiers NO. or R. R do with it and wl ; s rmancnt |“Sesston Estraordinary™ with ren- | the winer, There are the coal deal- |2nd there's tha jib-boom. SupPose |So meenwile et your muslo & oF R R suessnessesces seoscssssansovernanes 1t his intentions are to stid he Ray [resentatives of that sterling bunch | ers. {thateie tDietEEn BOh RIS N I8 [ And R commenplnte i Herta Rand STATE .. BT there is no d r \ 1 catinz $6.673,0 ind { Romans known as the Public Sen SEADker. do they spank?” demand- Baess 0o Schra ) am a reader of the H L. s Bl f g i iy i Utilities Commission, for the pur- In some cases ofl {s pressed from (Wom{do thevaanamLe s % T:MH“ Schramm. e biae wa iy SR e i i i SSE e et er L. Sia i lerably less pose of alleviating some traglc 1l1s | nuts, and in other cases sold to |€d, Tillle. (Copyright. 1926. Reproduction ol G o | : the i i 4 | “The Boatswain's mate, T think, Forhidden) Koing to owrr ( otient w . on the tie bus traveling peblic is supposed | them u | well and 1 t ing |to helr to. from what Clifford said. remains indoors. A 4 N .4 al| Their proposed panacea for this Yot 6§ per cent of those who go | GP;! tov‘:s} Ol;:n;zn:kz..lmoaln\\alx e s terrible stato is an increase in bus | proke in Florida would have been l‘:; ‘_‘0 RaceatIotaRardin: wa yard siid ¢ i ni fares from 5 or 6 to 7 cents, The | wyckers at home. 5 2 ) ‘ | - P 2 # 2 stern—and Clifford said all the i - | n a pla g ' w | cost of t e t first glance Mheras s Son the stern—a | e : 1 1RO e B AT e Siittes Nonl oo q officers are stern faced men—and 22 9 reason to expect rs. He owed over two million {I thought the ; aciiclsice Hv‘ ernment. The calf never says Uiray the bridan ‘ be on his guard in « 3 v nearly two :“‘f : hipe st scoreted lishilargettine dinner s A bridge on a ship!” exclaimed | he should be Iittle to blame for ; o e S T ot Y CR Tillle. “What's the other end fast- | i sled if re Sl hoslde EERE e chisf diflarencohelues ened to? Clifford must have been ting a i P por capita debt, i CLBEE A ST Dy Weficitliailganil feaviecils Sty kidding you. What kind of a petty where in what he t - | o crea rates? Certainly not the | civilized know better, ofticeris a7 \ = ‘ “mutab)] 1t z0s the —— b : " ! roadway. . ; e Lo iR “He's a quarter-master. | W in e e e o e “H'm that sounds like a two-bit CONNLCTICUT'S COST 01 nake 1 cady hody of patrons a ob. But never you worry, dear. He'll | G—/ T—tix < PRI GOVERNMENT AND INCOMY ut i oty-fiv per 2 be captain of the ship some of | PUTS DOWN MONEY AND \WONDERS WOULD HE RATH- A% CLERK SPOONS UP ICE: WATCHES CLERK TO BE b j of ¢ ¢ History of “self-made man: Rl Lt el ORDERS CHOCOLATE ICE ER HAVE HAD PINEAPPLE CREAM,TELLS HIMTO SURE HE GIVES HIM gur W hy 1 i 8 o T 1" i States Departmont ( P PARMER HAS Jisy by Jcalned by motiieE Aol nated Sby sald Lois, proudly. “He's | (REAM SODA.VANILLA ~ SODA MAKE IT CHOCOLATE T'ULL MEASURE » ¥ 2RO going 3 f these rear-ade- N INSTEA! Census \ BETTERR YEAR : penalized” by a forty R Al ";bh‘w‘f;‘“m“m,‘.‘ ICREwAN ICE:CREAM INIT NSTEAD formatic fare when they Youth is when you thin} n old . dition o 1 i rtate. | 2% 30; middic age Is when vou think |1y KrASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE ) q ompanieh Setale youth allly; oldiage: isivhentyon (Conducted by Gertrude) coms C traffic will justi- | apvy boys of 40 Teachar: their oxy ! 2 Y SIMD YQCHB LIRSS 3 Now, Mrs. Lipsky, for passing \ two cents : : % ndits with the 1 w0 cents | I village there 00 bandifs |1t galami sandwich to Miss For- neeti 1 iy y\';v)‘:“m hold you up, but there are |pmeesky you will both recite. ‘Er- hat the ! bazaars roncons’ please.” — = ickaarsumen S Rosie Lipsky: ( th verdigris) is | You never notice how narrow- |ugytch a nolve that dot Mrs. Mar- ot 1 monotonnus. Who is 0 | pinded people are until your case kowitz — A STt & A ; ' B St g | iline contidetabic bread wlided Rhould] fnocinel myRkoy B Takie gto CONTEMPLATES IT WITH ~ WONDERS WHETHERTO COMPROMISES . FIRST THEN A SUCK O is drivers, or th ness. e er! O M AT T P 5 e A o a 124 i s 20 I nstalling | — L L BLISTENING EVES EAT ICECREAM FIRSTCR A BITE OF ICE-CREAM- SODA , AND SO ON LY : ds- Al sl nat Al right, kids; the more you kiss | But erroneous even mutch woiser!” DRINK SODA FIRST 3.8 44 Now t the | g the more surely you'll wonder P 3 1t to fc ) why life has lost its kick. Teacher: t pa Grila Wil e And now, Miss Formeesky, take anclally are 0| twhy make it more gruesome? |‘demise.” on us s0 a Statisticians tells us how many were Ray Formeesky ey ar | killed in war, but never how many | “Hosh-a-by be |y|m on de tree top, TURNBULL, e - e ar & would have di yway De cat jomped over de moon, s ~ his P Wallace ( — De liddle cow langhed he should see 1 ; S Another gooc test of blood pres- | sutch sport r o ’ A QUESTION ASKED THE SCHOOL | sure group of kids in their |And demise ran avay mit de spoon.” | g i y 1 BOARD teer I trying to say something | ~Ella erton. ; ion . 11th, 1926. | smart | : : yar 1 W you please e | KRAY RINDERGARTEN 7 W SR TV O ST - % < followins Jur communi- | Correct this sentence: “It fsn't| (Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.) TLL AT LAST A GURGLE BY TILTING GLAS: GOES ROUND EDGE O GOES OUT WONDERING was slig g olumn ou eating makes me fat," | Teetcher " WARNS HIM HE'S THAT EVERYTHING RUNS WITH SPOON (01 WHY THE GOOD THINGS Connecticut : : b Freas {alsteationtinyi setalsiSie e dunit chrgiteba Ry AT Knait csutibution SR SR REACHED BOTIOM T ONE-5IDE GETS TWO LECTING LAST BITS OF LIFE ALWAYS SEEMTD 2 | v Main City t all werd ‘tour.’ Pearl des o g P ' the low = : : N i g 10 your pre- Pearl E. Teeth: MORE SUCKS OUT OF IT END $0 SDON i erty of : N 5 ¥ 3 , are /Pared school bu to rump!rvs the | (Prote cted by Publishers’ My relations are scattered all over }"v } Tight, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc age bl n being $1.18 in he v SUAS school r from April 1st, 1826 to Syndicate.) the werld,