New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 9, 1926, Page 6

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The Ferald fr on York at_ Hotaling's 8 Schultz's Now Grand Central. 42nd 8 y honest ann elrculntion o o da'ly wertAnd THE SKATING POND A SUCCESS The skating pond End success, | on the park has proven an imme patronag: may as a criterion, iring the da which it has be beeause Tt at all of weather tions, has been erowded neople (cing of winter of ice of no mea g zens and their offspring have ta advantage of the skate upon cvery cold the evenings, Tt is to swinning-pool he ted that Willow opportu o in B park does to skate Stanley not give well Quarter, as as the the sport the pool. spots in the brook would be dangerous Springs create w ice and the flow of into the pool would make a danger point, 1t goes w the syt ol Gastlon ih dent of the park m, Wainreight, would allow skating the swimming-pool if T he has consistently shown a great sympathy for all door exercise, winter and sumn Tt secms he worked out the park south to no g that there another as thongh plans skating might be year. Possibly swimming pool brook, or could be diverted it would furni The would not into some rpot where low pond. 1 that e the pool itselt is it accom shaters who wished to if it is only a suggestion, . even This were I ever, we are aware that the Mayor and the aware of the park the pond commissioners pleasure that is from now iu and they are probably already con-| o) and, should the blaze have|hearing of its profune strains. s and meuns of créat- sidering w ing one on Willow Drook. THE WESTERN SURGE AGAINST THE TARIFP When President Coolidge rec Iy gress his ostensible object give the western farmers the ministration’s id¢ honut the seeing that there opposi the west regarding manifested the erable farmers claim was bene The tened ng th Farm to the deseription of how but did so in sil through Washington opponent 1o ranks as ti From thi farm words, 1} it Tbis being the case, th Feacon, the only Kind of protection | lives but for one 4 [ : control prices for any industry, The | counting the ultimate return on his | A luree athon of all news credited to 1t or Dot otherwire North 9 in n possible to skate condi with sport and it I8 an expanse Many citl opportunity to and into ook pond Unquestions also Superinten Ralph | yiiain could, seekers after out. could to flood an area on t depth provided | outlet | a shal- existe ant- made a trip to Chicago to talk to the American I'arm Bureau con- was to tariff been consid- proteetive cting or tarmere | he NEW BRITALN DALY | Amiong the | ® L and | his tune, T¢ not a |wan lively thin atternoon entrol of pricen =— | miser he hecomes the next thing to [hosemen who wore | |Hungerfoi d, Dr. ¢, that M8 il Doyle, The Superba Sociul clected the tollowing officers: presis denty Rudolph G, Zimuerman; vices | president, Richurd Linder; finunciul cretary, Simen Wolfer; recording cretary, Andrew W, Clark; trea- | [surer, Emil Anderson. | treo in front of the outh chureh parsonage gave wuy under its | woight of dve this morning und erashed to the street, blocking traf- fio. The telegraph wires were so coated that tho Assoclated Press derpatches could not be sent herc, but the telephone wires were elear, imd news was received over them, Playing fts first game under W the New Britain nosed out by that would count In this country|lect and keep & QUL were W, Clark, would be the means to con The and of course, one, never considering where trol them upward. govern- | money is going when lhie {s gone club. | ment, naturally, 18 supposcd to dolund getting all of his joy from the controliing. To ment 1s opposed. The government computing his wealth But Nr. he thinks he has earned a rest and an to such a program tho governs not for Donovan, says 1t ought net to be expected to | opportunity spend without Maxson e e 0 all commundeations o Fun shop Edior, care o1 the New Gritain Herald, and your leties will be torwarded 0 New York wolently n fact that articles Aise the tariff on its | tarmers and nditure sree tatn | has not passed on bro- “devo- to point to the us = 10t of high sounding t and admits he manufactured has as mides about “servico" to his work." he prinme obfect the control of prices; | tion nd they further insist that | principte molas for m 1t also ought to hold g Plain eno! simyple o | | for farmers’ products n i The agricultural plan to confrol | And unusual fndeed | prices of farm products would - - iy JNZZ OPERA YOR A JAZZ AGE Iat the introducud business 1o make money, the Conl Strike Made Gamblers [ TH are no poker tricks that not on to, Italks, at our furnaces, our conines” and our cokes, In the “chips” in hopes feeble spark'll stay, keep o fire year guinble, any good achieved object he s its polo Waterbury to 2. The opening we're be played at $:50 | Jabbing nd fans should turn Lers to weleome the colors, Guess there ime here will sk '8¢ wernment's for en. mming export corporation wiieh buy surplug farm products and di innorations | People the which it is proposed to run the Plafnville-Hartford trolley line are | in favor of the praposition, as it will | apen up new sections in the nortl ern part of the city and make othe v« parts moro available. They ins | however, that the line e built withe [t i in a certain time and that the com- pany shall not transfer its franchise 1 to the Conneeticut Co, | 'I’l(; Il’l;l.& e ) FactsandFancies . I"sual to Edgar Allen Poc) By Allen E. Schreyer Alus! to make Look upon THA'T stack of Lills, to livine is on streets over 1o his e pose them at any price musi atogs tainable, but ping the domestic has heen i Chicago Coal Shortage What's \ sed it where a * od w2z opern has il Grand price to the standard desired by nen pro- Blalr become n with conside of the told, the The gov sNCCeRs, €0 1 b ron loing exactly | We arc trim- ) 1o apens: for fuel to heat q with mi in the production, a the scttings cus- iz 8. P, | 1 1 I han in tomary to the lheavy and magn difference cent operas with which e ¢ the famillar, Wt the musle is andien and momber the Past dua bills my heart, at their intensity, with trepidation fills! How they total, total, total In « ghastly sort of w While the Postman, vver com | Brings me more with cac runnin; Keeping up, up. up, JNever, never letting up the ever rising charges for many human frills Bring the bills, bills, bills, bills Bills. bille, bill! Intelligentsia, but whe any girl with hraing enough an fdeal Lervant has enough acguire an establishment of her own, I How wdience wa stirred to ons of approval of t Whiech, «hov ciple may ! unfortu that itely per Wales he can done nzz is h the function to| Lot while Kin re enjoy the front page means, other | is appreciated and demanded Some day he will be gover niost people. The mend nistration is to be com- Symphony orchesiras, high ope who of The | bappen "great’ write to write riagazine you like, s are those A ur farm and varlous classical for the kind G the that 4 in wishing to for opposing pani or plan, irre etive of fact ganizations, exist to supply good that the 0od. None to Juetifi musie, or the in- telligentsia them they m ol o-nnalysis is the art used in | developing new reasons why the cri {minal should he acquitted, of " ST | o1 T estimated that Cliristmas i cost over one hundred million dol- Indieations are [lars, not counting the soles of col- leetors, protected to better advanta style of ) ning o bills! Ken s ng of the hills sts of are gelf-sustaining, knowleds inter consumers are dan whieh would | hest of otr , and all Look upon THIS stack of bills, Dollar bills! the dearth of thein my gi. with anxicty fills! Gazing on this meager stack, Realizing my great lack know that there is no guestion it will take A lot more juke few peo- Than I've got! And I fear T'll never learn How to muke them serve my turn! They ecannot! | Hard-1o, llow drug-store pills | Given to us by the doctors to allevi- ate our ills Are as naught to all these bills! Bitter hills! due, elties ' them not raise of bread in the practically subsidized are N How hay lia 1t would far-reaching conse- imme the success without ¢ €0 th there 18 to he any tink- | th is going ta be the need of quen; a2z oper The difference hetween a sweet 1 neart and a sweetie is that a sweot- fieart expects her dad to feed her ering § 1o status quo it should | a or- nity through the tariff commis- | ganizing a group of supporters {o AN on Laek a DY ouid he on elimi eak the isel! by coneiderations and the commission possible failure, Most of us quite cnvy the foel the somew improved wating politica ple we know who we and It indi he TIREMEN TANDLE PALACE BLAZE, WELL Anyone 1 an opportunily truly appreciate firs hus had up, of instance, mastors, iles, in the individ the leis ith- ving O in life to buil through siudy, D | Most of the “liberal spenders” you hear about spend it to show theni- selves a good tin ’ people: can't learn to do the | Charleston well, and some lucky | ones were just born awkward. itnessing the work of the New an appreciation ponderous it who appreciates fire O | plaze in the Palace o o8l day department ot Wagner, for that tl or shows | That are and chills! High as Greeee's famous hills Grows the piling and the stacking of the bills, Of the bills, bills, hils, Bille, bills; Grows the climbing and mounting of the bills! The 1 “Go on give me theater yester e one in will not hesitate to ve the horn to that appreeiation, v smoke-caters of the verbal buck for Affienlt had o city happens very seldom, Of cou pat on the their handling | there s more the o who has - pat on th weir hay |there is more than one who has| Sitle: Bitte, ner. situation and a at of a very the patter of music at his tongue's fire which g possibilitics | end and can readily impress an of t The of musie, checked the | appre i beyond the truction ignorant hearer with his knowledge A normal man {s one ed when the w s it isn't cold as who feels ther bureau he thinks it S0 | puilding which housed it. de- without having any real partment not only tion. This person is an aid he destined st 1he and contly tion in a of the Pal-|in Georgia: pullding but did it very quick- and the part 18 a to x on the cause, ask to ) contributor funds cannon's mouth for me."” | Ralph: “I Know T said that. but lieve me I'd rather faco™he can- non's mouth than your Dad's.” ~—Idmund Iorhager. tow 1 she wears old-fashioned rings, they u has old-fashioned vorce. gold nally indicate that she fdeas about di- ¢ desplte the thick smc support a classical music organiza- all. He s a sense of the thinks it | tact that the fire center was at a . tion that is about hig! slang, but too hegond the | ndled considerable distance of ontgide, | on An | the | the Dbooth in an attic that opens up into ! are | ¢ 1t the | had e ow in the strict no- the Don't hate the slanderer. Be = thankful he doesn't know as much II" WE WROTE AS WE TALKED about you as you know. (Concelved by George G. Randal)) | will — | | a| Almost anyhody can start a maga His Letter to Her zine now If hie knows enough smutty | Lo, Kid: e | Where ya been keepin® lately—huh? Haven't seen The frouble seems to be that too long time, and I beena wonderin® {much of the space suitable for park- ;!f yuh've forgotten me. Now, lissen ing fs faken up by filling stations. |0ld dear, ya know very well 1 love va, dontcha honey—huh? Taint {hardly fair t'run around with other while I'm always thinkin' of ya—huh? Whatcha say we goes to 2 hop tnight? S'been a long time since you'n'me danced, ain't it— | reach hioses h from ferm, because he use is the thing to he, fire started at a point above will highbrow most. the Aing old writers the deplore He a sacrilege, oWz moving picture operato jazz it opera rail at for libel And e ly burned in music. ac within | on the of . peaked roof, of high point, The wind wa | forwara ena building: at a will not support it, d he s from the not, nor will come | once escaped the building, {to the | have qui others | Just undoubtedly | ceseful, The Palac [ of old, wooden construction, which | foa hecans the same the opera is suc- gouth woull it is gaining appreciatiy s s the the kly canght avdicnces who admissior ke it will probably allow its producer trom | to live show and fed the flames. blaze angles at | quickl The several Foreing entra of fi water, was attacked the through a side | in a mannor far more cost- | not than the O8eTS may, who | rear, a group | knows, bar f same aesthetle, » hon 1t development of | 4 15 i E time. | 1 o G'bye, Harold their w of old. toward (¥ the laid down ke front, nee mark . Her Letter (o Him I"Lo, Harold 1 ain’t &een vou for a At 16 he scorns the world; at 40 |either, Kkid. What'sa hie 38 in the midst of an effort to re- |Harold? No, 1 ain't forgot ya—heav- form it; at 63 he forgives it. en knows I've tried but I —_ What's heen eatin' on y A part of the art of happy 0ld? Jealous— that's al | keeping consists in the knowledge ter with ya. An' what cause that dust can it. ta be jealous? TI s wha —_— t'’know—huh? Yeah, T he sier to dictate let- |a few other fellas, and what's that fine big words |Uyou—huh? Y'say youw're always least idea how to |thinkin' of me, well, quit it, y'hear |me? I'm particular who thinks of ime! Y'can just tunc in on that, ole “No, they're not very well-to-do. {kid! What time'll ya call t'take me Why, they aren't paying installments {dancin'? Huh! Don't kid yourself, | on more than three things.” big boy! .. nothing in the world is re mportant as it seen an. Hy quite to {a freshn men 12 an entircly new syle of musie, flar fhefr thus ping the American and far ahead squirting ypically the of today. ; i, long time. the of ordinary tin-pan piano juzz Oh 3 will and often in | from " hoses from aerial ladders into win- we admit lows onto tl at jazz is strident, raw keeping it confined to the fr irritating, but it is popular. And we ping nse- the mat- ou got I'd like'- | 1 out with | considerable cannot th ms to tin roof of have to confess hinz « squad of | other ourselves %kind of mus appreciated in in restraining the make Nhoses sistance appreel from breaking out, ¢ 1t is 50 much ¢ You can haven't the men worked with through | b some quarters. roof at considerable Governor comma W are toid holes in this vou spell. was | risk e by t 1o themselyes as it was thought | ut kL | comma. roof might cave morning political spokesman ws appointed a committes of the| and the layman on the to inmvestigate the affairs PaUatrenms Lslate luring comma BUONE: immediately comma the Gil- this sentence “1 thirty pupils” sald I 1 her,” and not one today (Protected by Publishers Syndi pouring into tha building Correct Mamie patrie incumbeney period On it has plac Explained “Solomon wives you know.” Florian Jackson plaing why dat man co in such magificent splendor. Preacher: “How s0?" Florian: “Dey all took in w ot course.” f them eer Democerat comma in 2 1o nm o her had a thou- the person of former candidate for sand ot comma Charles G. Morris (}bservation On The Weather \Washington, Jan 8.—The weather | flown | burean t y issued this storm | wurning: of his nma we t commau Lis former opponcut an to che viod Lut bustness e up on affafrs | S. | comma d Hamllton. at b akin to locking the | mma No Trouble at All Judge: “‘See herel You told me that you had mever been in trouble Siea . before, and now T find that you were g | “Advisory, northeast storm Warn- {once convicted of stealing a horse.” in all {ing ordered 9:30 @. m., morth of | "pconr (of dusky hue): “Dat be | Boston to Eastport, Disturbance | giqn't rouble me a bit. boss. been | Over northern New Jersey will move | —Ida Lambert. northward increasing intensity | use strong northenst and ¢ s and gales with sn and tonis comma is horse has Ny L We SUBBUSL comina 10N 18 ENOUGH, DONOVAN that commu that there A MIL THINKS MR ory of what has o with Known comma in some circles com- IN KLA'S AT KRAZY KOLLE (Conducted by Gertrude) er: | “Mr. Nottadore, T want you to take {the word ‘exccute’ and execute f sadore Nottadore: He really acted very cute, NeW | A\nd one day pretty Flo - |She sald, “I like you very | You execute, you know.” | AT ma since clection tine comma and | wir period dash | ternoon resting = Preserve New Orleans | Home of Beauregard | New Orleans, J a P b Orleans home of Gen Beaure heroie Cor |Army officer, and the birthplace of | | Paul Morphy, chess champion, Will [pegcher be converted into a macaroni “K. N.. stand up and put ‘ada- factory mant’ in a sentence. It's hard, 1 ad- The ‘hvl'." be K. K. Pepper: 10 1A political leader named Bunns wnr 25 Vea » miracle o5 much— d, rs Ago Today The noon ool | 1 1 wdd this af to the East » kevp up with the in- | not sin architecturally Chartres org unique reet will ization forme the threat macaroni appeare | hiagy boxing show added more than | Ajthough stunned by the 00 to the fund. |He exclaimed to the doc: |'‘Adamant a recount, Dr. Munz.'* Washington State College is laves- | —Ole. F. Oleson. tigating the amount of wear on nru‘ (Copyright. 1826, Reproduction cause various road surfaces. Forbidden) resi- | ught A ing to Falve fandats A §2 Citizens « ritain will have avening to see our |soldier boys pitted against Jolly Tars in indoor baseball when Co. E {ndividual who |Meets the second division of the na- purpose, to col-| VAL battalion at the armory. s : The South Main strect s chanee Monday hock ide as e an i 2 '|Was presented onc day with three | Z~ [mmmumn. Bring the coming and the qun. |4rpartment.” i then that our dander be- {ran fo rise. A blood pressure fest at alarmed ftchir tend that the Ais- of ) [snow ard [ the ar eussion . ! fellowmen, They love to convene a their of hot of the men who are on the ladders or the roof or playing the applaud 4 Dad. titions by public emple Tou know you said vou'd face the | inereasos, [ the la "deaf ecars and it is exp Jh? What time'll I call around for [SCrYative members of |who are convin matter—huh, |liens w can't |they appeared uh, Har. [those who work in | ments. |toward any & | o1t Makes Random (bservations | On the City and Its People Bip i R R R —THE OBSERVER— o eleet & mayor. As | lias the power of ap- | pointing commigsioners, the office is the big prize of the battle, | As timo drags along the republis leun party does not seem to hw vstallizing on any one candidate, Soveral names have heen mentions | ed but few of them withstand 1 |ucld test of analysis. It 1s conceded 1 do expect this ofclal i i 51 SIS RIS LITABAIRALAINL | that wome of them would be nomi- asionally peregrinations rh, we run a whom it would b withqut warning. 1 not bloodthirsty i4 our motto, in over o this ye mpn und grip tie and shut off his wind it argument with “motion Such an instance day while absorbed watehing the men of the N But the our we o were smoke » theater these (imes wis in the to bring at the 1 self-uppointed jury und was prepar verdiet of guilty wit tion for har being discussed, the ious loss of courng tered them a job where real work was required. You know type. They arc found sitting ury whenever other folks ling a b Fanlt was men because fire Instantl in the roof did not jump nough. The jury seemed that work consists of runnir cireles and making a 1 noise. While the majority spectators thought the firemen well to control the hlaze and check its progress toward bufidings, the nd mide ning with e g task. tound with the Several of the several remarks “1f we had a ent It wa ronli o Mliere was desire to e the off jury that the moment doctors, n throats of further in a court ust would probably return verdiet of justifiable homicide. The world over, the human ri fected with self-appointed who spend their time pecking the efforts of other ople, ing no constructive suy standing to one sid, air of wisdom and & toward choke A real member nr ml ns with a of ling at they indulge but alw fire whe favorite pastime, e in vs out Somce rise in flamas, will hose on the otlier spectators to watch whole world the jury just squirm. And {he the act. According to rumors ahroad hall, thumbs Wil be wn on the greater number of Nearly everyone connected clty government has asked salary raise. Heads of ments have appeared before resented strong cases in their subordinates. But, it their arguments will favor committee port to the counell, creases only in a fow o e applicants arc considered esp cially deserving. ven hefore the serics of hearings opened, there were rumors that the had y where 1 The com- | mittee this year Is composed of con- majority of the committee agreed to grant increa they were actually nec the with like employes other cities. The attitude of committee members at the ning of the hearin Thi 15 of to as ch e have been ask answer spokesmen their dep In many instances the tions showed a lostile turn of mi lary raises. One CERTAINKIND £5 A LOOK AT CP FONENTS HANDS AND GRUANS SOFTLY AND PLAYS A LOW CLUB FROM DUMMY TO PART- NER'S LEAD OF KING haphazard whirling | taln persons |well huve light to choke disposition we fnot say this with any tinge Live and let {terness but stmply expressed a con- human to reach out with our fingers throat of a fellow man metimes has | better e oceurred yester in v Brits iin fire department fight flames and A 18 the bos |y in a @ recommendas The firemen were jury consisting | taet lof a number of young men who ap- | peared as if they would have a ser- it someone of- he- the on the busy fires they didn't put ot the men around to think aroun deal of ad to | other | was unimpressed begin- fire ceds crities at offer- ' hockey but fuls their their wrath, grab a hose and turn in on them will in 1 turned pe- es for salary with for depart- the |common council committee on salar- ies at heaurings this week and have ol is said, fallen o \yepq it was put?” No. that fsn't it. | | ed that the will make a negative re- approving of in- ses whero council ti °d that the major- lity of city workers are well paid, ! e | 1 {compared in the hegin- has not chang- is indicated by the ques- departments whein for rt- com- OF BRIDGE PLAYER BEING DUMMY STRCUS BACK D TABLE FINDS PARTNER WANTS nated only to be gwept away at the Others who mig! make good run are still belng disenesed but there is no solidifying ol opin- fon on any one strong candidate, Wires are being pulled by this and that aspirant but thus far the situa- tion not clarified Che rank and file of democrucy expects Mayor Paonessa to be the party nomince aganin, Paoncssa has been a good vote getter, He not only holds the democratic party to. ther well but he attracts many republican votes, One of the strong- factors in his vietory two years wro way the loyal backing glven him by several big men who are regurded as republicans, He has a plensing personality and makes riends He has been to the well twiee and has come away ine Whether he can heat off the republican attack for the third time remaing to he n. Dut un. e makes the most strenuous objection to running for office onee mora he will he at the head of the demoeratic parade when it starts tion day. out on its hicnnial mareh on elee- 1o typewriters elfcked on all and a score of busy offices ed on the daofly rontine neces v to keep the wheels of govern mentel machinery moving smooth- Iy, a drama rich in pathos was be cnacted Wednesday afternoon the secluded ind Army at Cit inley Post v , A rem- of the that onee asted mem- the an- missioner left the meeting with the mark to a triend; I might just as ayed away, This hear ing was enly a fermalify,” He did of bit- polls vietion which he could not very well lavold There §s a probability that the alary committee’s report will not b epted without some diseussion viien it is presented to the common council, City empl who believe they have a partieularly strong case have fricnds in the council, fricnd who may stand up and demand ar eaplanation, But it iy doubiful her thelr protests will be of uny re i an atmosphere ¢ salary fnercases in o the this and it will not | i |posed to council down, year Tmpressions North End park: Well, let's et started. Where's the | lskate key? No, it fsn't there, Oh, ere it i, on the skate strap, We'r 1 Yiope the pond fsn't and that the e Fook at the mob, o find enough down, Process of cher ting on th Hey, that's my iskete you're putting on. “You want it sock on the jaw " Beg pardon, mine ot kicked out here, Walking down o ice. Why don't my ankles lold hey make me bow-legged. Don't | block the wallk, not everybody Al day. Jipy of a skating trip to 0 Crowd- 18 hard It's gol hard room to fail king coat, Put- | skate 0! has | in Thud! Th etter {he second time; one, b three, four: going pretty good. Bung! Look where you're going, you don't {own the pond. You own part of it; | vou xes? Well, this fsn't your Ipart. Quick getaway in the throng. | shouldered for the most part, were little trick skating. Zowiv! | Never was the ceremony of should fill in those cracks. Hation carried out with greater the gecond! How did that hap- The ritual, which was by pen; there wasn't any ck that s new to the carg of the time? Guess I'm out of practice, Gio- of 'f1 was drunk in o th ing backwards, Three collisions: not | word i of the oficers o good. Clothes pretty white with nt —— and there weré none | by new. Left skate's off nt bhut officers, for the mem- I llff' key game, Wish 1 could stop rship has dwindled fo such on .‘m‘.‘""::"\‘”i:”:"i‘:f"fl]"f“ "r”"l""""";" ol nt that there arc more offices i R OO il S m i ligra iR s oTmed LY e part, and pledged his word to the B e u,nwm»;;t ; th pl\l\!\"\pl'sl of B o Bl irand Arr i faces Fenigongsaluct idon fatopping wreathed in smiles that imperfc hid feciin f row burning jdceply in thelr souls, the old veti- erans accepted the congratulations of members of Stanley Women Relief Corps who had gathersd fo be host to the veterans at the din- ner, and began what each on realized might be his lagt year of service to the organigation that means so much to him. Not all the officers clected were | present, Commander S, H. Wood was therc fo be inducied inlo of- flee to snceeed himself and to as- cume {0 addition the duties of chaplain, there being,an fnsuflicient membership o allot ons man for offics when the namé of next ranking officer was called wuas a hush, a drooping of 15, and the eyes of cvery present became dimmed, Viee Commander Loren Penfield could not he present to hr instailled in office, At his home on nley street, the csteemed eom- rade lay at the point of death with little hope for his return to health The hush was hroken by the | voice of Willlam Sternberg. adiv- tant of the post, now its quarter- master as well, and who was in- stalling the leaders. Fred Monier | wag installed surgeon, Fred Whaples took the oath of sergeant major. and George Root took up the combined duties of officer of rd, and officer of the day. ernberg was then placed in with the oath being admin- hy Commander Wood, and ceremony was at an end. There deep pathos in the whole procecding, But the old vet- crans were not forgotten nor were they long left alone with their sad reminiscences. A steaming hot ke 1 was prepared by the relief cy are on the in-| corps, and soon laughter and song looking out. They do mot ex-|Reld sway as the vetcrans brought to clect representatives to the| to a cloge an fnstallation program council §n wards which are recog-| Which to many might be the last. nized as solidly republican but they | but Which in pleasure was far from | | the least. o, and active convened for installation of offic Tive ay old men, white-haired and stoop- v a |They there ins dignity, no 1 hoys Jast prese [ prese b do. Bame in; 'l inkles i o g AS 0N, for the good old day 1 rou could hurt yourself wanted; the world is getting minate. Right skate's off and wl Getting hurt isn't so good affer Look at the hole that elamp is mak- | ing in the hecl. fome nif women on Guess Il have to piek one up ahout a trip around the pond vou? “I should say not. Stuck-up! | Try again. Better Ine Can I “how you how to skate Two YOU fall flat. She and you flat. Lars must two ¢ they feel. teet long, the w On slone again. Ominous er ings. No one minds. But the “a danger sign in the cenfer, 1t isn't safo there, But how about the fellow that put up the sign? Little mound of frozen snow. Down again. time 1)1 put one skate on my stom- ach and the other on my hack. Once more around the pond home. Where's my coat, W] or v it “Do you the fee. How with strokes s loaves be encl 3ut the hie son ior and col- remember All right. Bottle of ginger ala, “Only orangeade left.” Down it goes on the counter, with calm assurance that it will be taken—no apologetic attitu cither. Orangeade ¢ just as well bluffed it was e for all you can tell by the s Home home, thought—they" my way. Home. Sure, ne. Haven't forgotten at Next mornin, 0-U-F-H! With the the his that of vacancics in fown committee | weelk, it can safely be said | the campaign for the mayor- clection will soon he un‘l‘rl the filling democratic democrats have an | me this year, T side UIDNT HE GO BY ! VE HASN'T ANYTHI LAYS DOWN HIS HAND MNEDIATE CHORDS OF CR DNESS SAKE WY oy AT PIANS AND SOFTLY PICKS OUT QLD TUNE WITH ONE PINGER. TILL ASKED TO STOP ANNQUNCES T GET A DRINK QF WATER HTERRUPTS AT CRM(A FOMENT T SRY HE CRaT D ANY GLASSES WHERE ARE THEY'? 7=\ TO OVERTAXE THE KING WITH THE ACE AND ECS HER PARDON T0 THREE HEARTS 1~9