New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 20, 1925, Page 8

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This ! protection againet fraud in distribution figures to both nation tocal advertise PRESIDENT'S PROMISE | antagonlstie adh The outlock in France fs alxo ex-|a onco | { tremely favorabl whe 1 before now an ¢ Lloyd ( ave pr the extreme r went into the plar i | TO BUSINLSS President gave some that it not with in its e All of which m Yor! dinner st night to he in- Coolidge additional promises business; would terfered transactio: gentlemen at the N ber their approval with loud applause. e of Commerce At a banquet, wher: y supposed to feel good, nobody has the time or inclination to ans n morning the cool or restrain enthusiasm gray dawn of the one may find time to ruminate to how In the wide world the with after s ernment could interfere legl- timate business -— or morning busi- had “true ness,” as one paper it. The to be t tion.” t of the statement seems s op “over-re It clear for time 19 been quite some that likelihood of this taking 1 ing the adminl This i regulators there was littls esent tration. arles but not re The President’s high caliber, howe crnmental His country should cnter t nation ciation of g Euro; ward the Court was Iv: tion that bound fo offvr econc yet frownir moncy cannot 1 unanimous of W policy given. possible att that the ¥ cap J opinion 1 There wror wit policy i be leman LOCARNO TREATIES AND TIVICATION Comimc pro by ure and ratific to solve lon and pricipitated great tlons” arrly g en up to uld ru in with op rs of b or The fray of their followers 1 re ¢ on the cmphatic st conference 1 Lord ico! oclalme 1 and admiration, as it 1s doubtful | Louls Ste er any politica 1 group, except Jusly op- owing oblems, her side of the in the Locarno 1 Germany s dfficulties th tries, Tk Cha been position Na- the cabinet re- country an politica a wholcsale latter ‘‘demon- The chiet opposition | e Nationalists centered in fail- the Rk i communicated ums tion 1list lles to ev inelund; ot the campaig acuate Cologne but when Dr. the cir- strenuous Allied to the powtrs they promptly acted to help im Colc 1 Ene announced cember and the Al tion fon iary 1 in G , 09 favor o ) h it is feared thy GREAT PAST wonld g0 0! to bury the Nation pany anc Germany 1l of t) lists are fundamentally |is f them. Nationa prevent e prese BOOKS AND that would be evacuated by De- 4 Control Com- ut of business v I8 expect- s opposl- 1 1t now seems will ratify the middle parties It is doubtful will al- lists alone ratification, may succeed nt cabinet out ended nd pledged hi con power of their | iry | | few of the student body g them. But a large ty kept right in step with the Even such sopular writer as Robert 1son had suffered great- was that many under- s found life too short to 1 all the Ics, and when it to a cholee between these and fon, there was on- | ooutput of the moderns, |ly. T | g contemporary fl {1y time su x of the situation; all very fine. But fact that nowadays more is possibl 1ssics arc e for reading than at written, the imulation in literature has been time they were 50 great that it is nearly an fmpos any one person to read work of even the most im- The |average man's knowledge of Balzac Tolstol or Dumas does not include an of the classic writers. nate knowledge of their works he hasn't all, his inclinations may the time to as; aimi em no matter be. g hasn't im- What lera of automobile ridi proved his chances; time consumed in autoing cannot be used in read- ing the classics—or even the mod- , for that matter, is stake every It ‘\n'\m | premise as to whether it will live or Modern am to reg: the of novel upon conditions are vastly iffcrent from the time of Dickens. iere is more competition among great contemporary writers. A book, |in order to gain a permanent nic {in the literary hall of fame, must | not only compete with a larger to- |tal of contemporary li ature, but { must competa Co |is increasing rather than decreasing, with all that has gone before, cmporary comp: |but the competition with the older This touch of Inter- | masters is lessening from the prac- national political suga tical standpoint |1t some of the classics fail to hold | their own then they are slowly dy- ing, although they may remain upon 1t her dust on the | the bookshelves for generations. 't what books ga | | shelves that count, but what books {on the shelves are read. YES, BUS INTERESTS HAVE RIGHTS The Hartford Times, b which hereto- fore could not credited toward . is to be con- upon taking a reason- (bl view of the eternal transpor- tation triangle being fought over in rights of thr companies and lent bus lines. fact that holdings the the inde- state estment 00,000, of 260 busses over an independen become well established siderable in- afford that estors in it tion.” I consideration of 4 by £ protfec bear these | road i the state otected.” when re rights for 110 a holders its & is not fact is, rger than | arrying ten along rights of independent vho developed a field at raliroad and 1. The Her the Times men w trol- still held in high regard—theoretic- to keep in touch | And the | the | ition | of reader interest. | with | independent bus | line, | it owes some ey octopus | are | Resolved: sued by Philippines is detrimental to the in- terests of the American people,' Crean, N, B. H. 8, '03, has left school and entered the employ of the Record. A b50-year-old woman fell off the Berlin car as it stopped at the | center last night and flayed the con- ductor claiming he had thrown her off. | Ofticer Bamforth trled to take |hiome a lost child last night but th |boy ran away from him Mr. and Mrs. H. I laughter are in New ng the horse show, Fred DP'arsons entertained a num- ber of friends last night giving |them a venison dinner, He has just returned from a succeasful hunting trip in the Adirondacks, FactsandFancies BY HUBER1 QUILLEN Mills and York attend- | The mark of a good party man is a ditto mark. | il Americanism: Belng too good to ‘rnf"a women folk. Alas! peace flows out of men's hearts; not out of fountain pens. Apparently the “obey been taken out of the lez { mony. hasn't gue cere Example of it passing the buck: The test of a system of govern- ment is the percent of popula- tion counting calories, | Let us at least hope that no |great men of this era will be im- Imortalized In bronze balloon trouscrs. | Mussolinl lets only the married men emigrate. He likes to keep |those who recognize no thumb but his. | = | high levels are things that appear In the stock market just be- imf the shearing begins, Formation of a new cabinet: An- |other effort to keep the fiddle go- (e without pa the fiddler, | Mellon's greatest service been to persuade Main street not all men are knaves. has that rich | Modernism: Beneficlaries of {civilization scorning the Bible hon- ored b who built the civi- |Hzation, those No led by | ruption has re v been corrupt- rohibition. His natural cor- just heen utilized. If man of his own volition pr tices virtue, then vir ural to man as wickedness. effective unless it will of the people. No- well the unwritten | TLaw isn | presses th how orks. tice Al 1t 1 now the and was use him man spent the with friend, and neither the other would say some- going to bed sout Correct this sentence: m ‘ (Protected by OIRL SCOUT NEWS committ Mrs. F. J. and Mrs. fon met at the Girl to plan the program of meet- from December to June. | December meeting will rs. Gross, e, Mrs Gross, Har | soci }nf’lr‘ held at be will be by new 1 by Mrs and mature mt Supper serve [ knots and | Gross and tying Miss Shaw, Miles. | erine . Wacker L will be presented the point and meet : Rotary bs next Wednesday » 5. Camp school, numher of hours rvi in gave the for addreseing owing loaned ar- by themselves or helped ration of the Girl Scout couts window obsert Pauline K Winger, Dol )\ many g the past Eunice Ricker Vanderbrook Mabel Spring, Elizabeth Gibney, ., Hil Fagan, Irene Odenwalt, Lillian ki, Betty Fox, and Gertrude Zigler. Tren Flor Harriet Andrey Haigis, Brown. Gladys Sprag ssons will be held Tues- €:30 to 7:30 instead of Drumming sons will 1y at b o'clock. 1 to learn to play of is the now time class. The fife class hour nounc up in the dictionary; I'm | is as nat- | | twiat r| That the policy pur- the United States in the (7 wé%dr MaxsoN Jooaz Send all communcations to Fun ' | op Editor, care Of the New Uritain Herald, and your letter | Come on, Folks—Help Spring {In cellars now mouse traps arc | | found Al baited to spring when | pests come ‘round, So why not some worry traps balt- | ed with jokes the | And don’t be afraid to spring 'em, | folks Civie Loyalty | Dr. Pearson: “Why are you de- | termined to take only a local an- | acsthetic?" | Patient: “Just because I belleve | in patronizing home products. ! | —Roy A, Brenner. | | When Black Ts Read served in Style ‘s not cooked enough,” |“Pray tell me, what's the reason?" | | His social-climbing wife replied: “It isn't done, this season' i —H. Boland. | . . | Coals of Fire {1 went into the barber's shop. |1 needed but a shave; ‘o sooner was I in the chalr Than he began to rave: You really need a face massage; |You've dandruff, too, that's sure {I've got the best stuff ever .nad t's guaranteed to cnra' He were my sales resistancs down; | |1 tovk those things, and moie, | {Arnd for my “shave” T pald two | bucks: Gee whiz, but T was sore! | But since that time I've had re-| venge Fnough to soothe my soul; All winter long I'll do him good— I sell that barber coall —A. B. o . Coombs Persistence (A Tricky Triolet) Alicia, T ask you again! I love you tho best of your lk. I think this is nine times or ten; | Alicta, 1 ask you again, When will you comply ! when? | My hopes you eternally bilk Alicla, T ask you again— Quit swishing your tail milk! dear, oh while 1| —Cap Ra Roe. a| The Modern Generation | “What's the matter now, Bar-| ton?" | The world's topsy turvy — my { daughter is wearing knicker: | my son is taking a sirl's part in | the college play | -Catherine Reiland. | | > School-Work 1 Reese's fathe youngest “Dad, Tommy my v said Stan- | ley, son, one day to m Why?" T asked him. ing machine tlc problems on,” wa | --Paul 8, to work_his arithme the answer. Wycher. Holka Polka (Found by Arthur Wiener) . What the Author Dictated The air was like wine. Above the | d limbs of the dancing trees | the shore was Charleston—and at a city it was! The stranger paused, standing forlorn and watch- | ing the wink of the moon. Then his | glance caught my eye and 1 saw | that it was Jimmy! He seemed | self-possessed, but his glance seem- | ¢ ed peculiar — it seemed tense. He waited a_while. What His Sleepy Stenographer Wrote The air was like gin. Everyboly | was twisting their limbs and danc- | ing the Charleston — and what a | pity it was! The stranger paused, | | standing on my corn and taking a drink of moonshine. Then the | dance caught my eve and 1 gaw | { that it was the shimmy! He'seem- | ed well dressed, but his pants| seemed peculiar—they seemed like | tents, Well, that was the style. ! What He Dictated | He drew a revolver, and was a ring In his voice that left me in a trance. “Why are you alone he , grimly. 1 hissed, there £0 early?” erc's the ol What She Wrote He wasn't as good-looking as Oliver, but T took his wing for the { next dance. “Can 1 take you home—girlie?” he asked, grinning. | | “So's your old In Klass at Krazy Kollege (Conducted by Gertrude) | | Teacher: “Jack, T have selected the word | dyspepsia® for you and T hope vou will not be bothered by it.” k Potts: | "Henry offer While dining we sald, a 1 me some wine did sit, | Just take a a bit." | Dyspepsia up Teacher: “Miss Mann, short stanza pact?" ™ Meta Goode M h will you g the compose a word ‘im- Father Which an wasn argument, very nice. We think b recover— We have in fce.” | —Jessle Sleight impa | ands| ‘Pop’s vish you was rich like | Teetcher: | But I lavender face of the (C On The Weather cl Partl fair, ture; not much change Free Souvenirs at the Anniversary v Sale Wise, Smith £do. 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Only light amounts of precipitation were reported from the lower lake region, the St. La rence valley and portions of the southern state Two disturbances of weak intensity are centered far north of the northern border, both in the cast and west, st rheumatism . ry the ‘lavende to know tried wooly, he cant scare me — ha ha a cowboy get wild hat | and with a ha bully.” ulia Bloom. opyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) MIRA about the § lateet bulle Fill out Observation facts about these wonders, | | Avenue, the bulletin SEV d enclose herewlith five amps or coln for game: ton, Nov. outhern New England: oudy tonight; Saty fair, | in temperature, west and northwest winds. | cast for Kastern New York cloudy tonight; Saturday | not much change in tempera- | moderate west and northwest | rate I am a reader e e .- ‘The World At Its Worst. | | | ON THE NIGHT YOURE DEAD TIRED YOU'RE DRAGGED OUT O A PARTY, AND WHAT WITH A 600D DINNER INSIDE YOU AND A COMFORTABLE 36 inches long, nicely finished wood, g 5 Wonders of the Anclent Middle Ages. 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WONDERS cents In_ loose, OF THE uncancelled, MODERN U B! sve BTATE cecseense of the HERALD o gy CHAIR BY THE TIRE AND SOFT MUSIC FROM THE PIANO YOU TEEL YOURSELF DROPPING OFF - AND YOU HEAR R WIFL COUGHING HER FAMILIAR SIGNAL AND YOU KNOW VOU'LL C(ATCH IT AFTERWARDS BUT TRY AS YOU WILL YOU JUST CANT - STAY - AWAKE - © McClure Newspaper Syndicate Krazy Kindergarten Teetcher: “Wilyum, ‘rheumatism c T Fu *‘Wats dreiful mother ast me, ‘It sounds like someone ripping up the flooring!’ T tion at can vou use the werd cert s8 praising hat at Loc who w noise?” my isputance ¥ T debate will and in Troops 5 6 are planning to | co-operate their Thanksgiving service this year. com- | i | be: