New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 16, 1925, Page 14

RESTING AND FREAKISH TALES FROM LIFE PICKED UP EVERYWHERE Associated Proms. Pale Alte, Cal—Secretary Wil niece, Lois, a bride and her nd, Max Foster Hopper, are to honeymoon at college Jtsult- already a priest, Is to join the Paris—Beven wooden legs have been left at the American embassy he at Radcliffe and he at Harvard, |by French war veterans to be for- Cal.—Helen Wills d to Phi Beta Kappa ‘*mm. 1l.—"Inquire into the op- | tlons of these lone wolves and | ‘ungry dogs who have been peured\ on you from that cesspool of in- uity, Washington, Judge Green in charging the grand ury to investigate raids by federal iry agents. has New York—DMuch bootlegging and e great influx of foreigners are imong the reasons why the Rev, Dr. { Joseph Fort Newton, Universalist, is golng to Philadelphia, where he will | jbecome an Episcopalian rector, Philadelphia ‘Hard - bolled” Smith has been made an assistant | federal prohibition administrator. Hig initlals are Herbert A, and he's | inot related to anybody who figured | the A. E ¥, but he got the name R8s’ deputy warden of a penitentiary. New York—Tzzy Elnstein and Moe Bmith are disguised for keeps, The ‘new .local dry chlef has ordered names of raiding agents withheld | from announcements. | Lafayette, Ind.—The football ea- ‘son surely has arrived. House of | Purdue broke a shoulder running threugh signals. | New York—A former inmate of an asylum fired a shot on the street at ', Means Gregory, a Bellevue offl- lal, whogee tests have revealed many {lunatics, The shot went wild. Newark, N. J. — After having a nan arrested for smoking on a trol- ‘ley ear, Mre. Elsle 8. Illingsworth ‘must pay him $216. He won a ver- dict because of mental anguish. Dresden—Prince George of Sax- |FRANKE. GOODWIN Eyesight Epectalist 337 MAIN 8T. TEL. 1005 warded to Senator Borah as a re- minder of the French war dead. Syracuse, N. Y.—Grammar school giris beat the bovs in the annual spelling bee for the state champlion. ship, winning first four places. MAY CLATM FORTONE Who Es- Seeks to Prince Ahmed of Fgrpt, capad from Asylum, Prove He Is Sane. London Sept. 18 (A—Prince Ahmed Soit o] Dine of Egypt, who recently escaped from an insane asy- lum at Hastings, now is resting in the homeof a relative on the Sea of Marmora, near Constantinople. This information is contained in messages received from the prince's attend- ants by his friends in England The excitement of the journey across the channel to France and tence to Trieste, where he took a boat for Constantinople, greatly fa. tigued the prince, who will rest a few days before being examined by leading Turkish alienists and closs advisers of Mustapha Kemel Pasha, president of Turkey. Should the prince, who s a brother-in.law of King Fuad of Egypt, be declared sane, a message from Constantinople says that he will immediately make elaim for his fortune of more than £3,000,000 which is being held in trust for him. The two English attendants who lett the asylum with Prince Ahmed are still with him. Thd Westminster Gazette deelares that an inquiry is needed inte the part played by the British govern- ment in holding the prince in an asylum in England for almost a quarter of a century. This news- paper claims to have facts which point to a story “not only amazing in its romance, but in the highest degree sinister in its implications of complicity by successiva British gov- ernments."” The Herald Classified Ads ars cer. 8he nelpc Whufflbfl{nnhufiw a Wgace bought mt.Weuepmdmhnnddedthnbnn girl to contribute to her parents’ support. ‘We Lend UP TO $300 to Housekeepers Helpfal, friendly, fair BENEFICIAL LOAN SOCIETY Only lawfu! interest. 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It is learned that negotiations with the vatican over the fact that the Itallan princess 18 a Catholle and her intended husband a Protest: have smothered away all difficulties and that the ceremony is to be car- ried out along the lines land down for “mixed marriages.” Princess Ma- falda will be one of the first Catho- lie princess since the protestant ref- ormation to be married to a prince ot the house of Hesse without re- nouncing her Catholic faith. Immediately atter the solemniza- tion of the marriage the leading dig- nitaries and autHorities of the king- dom will be recelved at the royal castle of Racconigl to offer their felicitations to the royal couple. Children from all the sthools of this region are to bring flowers and ad- dresses to Princess Mafaldo. A quantity of rich presents already has been recelved here, from sov- ereigns and princes of forelgn lands and from members of the blood royal and nobility of Italy. Among the gifts especially admired are. those of the Queen Mother Marguerite, the Princess Lastitla, the Duke and Duchess of Aosta, the Duke of Genoa, the Count of Turin, the Duke D'Abruzzi, the Prince of Udine and the Duke of Pistoia, all these of the Ttalian blood royal. Princess Mafalda is to be dressed for her wedding in white satin. To Crown Prince Humbert is given the cretit for designing the gowns which her two bridesmaids will wear when they accompany her to the altar. They will be her two younger sisters, Princess Glovanna and Princess Maria. RELIEF 1§ URGED Senator Borah Goes To White Honse To Atk Help For Settlers In The West. Washington, Sept. 16 (Fl—Eenater Borah today carried to the White House his fight for relief of settlers cn reclamation projects in the west. Following closely on the ang nouncement of the White House views that congress was to blame for lack of relief legislation, Mr. Borah indicated that he felt Secretary Work and the Interlor Department were to blame for the unfavorable conditions in the west where settlers have been seeking extension of re- et from reclamation charges. Tn conference with President Cool- {dge the senator urged a more liber- al attituds on the part of the gov- ernment and declared that the In- terior Department has adequate authority under law to carry out re- lief measures. is it merely a “claim” of the publisher? The /A B. C. offers a serv ice that will enable the adver- tiser and advertising agent to measure every message placed in the leading publications of the United States and Every day in all parts of the Continent ‘A. B. C. auditors are checking the records of publishers,. and their find- ings are tabulated in the form of A. B. C. reports. Canada. These reporfs, by the authentic, reliable, verified dafa they contain, enable the advertiser to measure éxactly how widely his message has been distributed. Ask for the latest A. B. C. Report on the Herald. It is a member of the A. B. C. ER 12,000 HERALDS DISTRIBUTED DAILY THE HERALD HAS BY FAR THE LARGEST CIRCULA- TION OF ANY PAPER PUBLISHED IN NEW BRITAIN The Herald is the Only New Britain Newspaper With An Audited Circulation & - —— " |and that he had made full restitu- & BENTENCE SUSPENDED “"-—-—— Forme Btamtord m Yopndd Guflty of Dbtating foods Dnder Falso Pretense, Bridgeport, Bepk 16 (P—Malitiow Rosenblum, 43, who formerly ran a shirt factoryin Stamford, was given 8 puspended gentence of one year in Jail and fined $200 by Judge George E. Hinman {n superior court today. Rosenblum was charged with obtain. ing goods by false representation as to his financlal affairs. Rosenblum went bankrupt shortly after order- ing the goods in question. Judge Hinman suspended the jail sentence on recommendation of States Attorney Willlam H. Comley, who pointed out that Rosenblum, by pleading gullty, was saving the ex- pense of a trial. It was also brought out that the man's health was poor tion. SEEK RECKLESS AUTOIST Worcester Pollce Hunting Man Who | Ran Down Three People Waiting For Trolley Car. Worcester, Mass, Eept, 18 (A — With two women at the point of death at a hospital and a man seri- ously injured as a result of being struck by an automobile as they were about to board a trolley last night, the police today are searching for Frank Domek, to question him about the accident.. The automo- | | bile which struck the three victims | was driven away after the accldent. | The reglstration number caught by | witnesses showed that the car be- to Domek, At his boarding hose the police were informed he had not been home eince the time | of the aceldent but that it was| nothing unusual for him to be away two or three days at a time. Accord- | ing to those who eaw the accident | a woman was at the wheel and| Lione! §t. Onge. who overtook the machine in his own automobile told | the police the woman told him to | “g0 along and mind his own busi- ness.” The dying victims are Mrs. Domethile Vincent, aged 67, and Mrs. Rose Foisy, aged 85, The in- jured man la Henry Folsy, her hus- band. T0 DISHANTLE CHAPEL St. Mary's By The Sea, Plcturesque TAttle Church At Black Rock, Ts To Be Razed. | Bridgeport, Sept. 16 (M-St Mary's-by-the-Sea, the picturesque | little wooden chapel which has stood for years on the seashore at Black Rock and which at one time was the place of worship for millionaire vachtsmen whose summeér homes were located nearby, it to be torn down according to announcement to- day. The edifice has been the scene of many notabla events, the last one heing about fifteen years ago when Bianca West, star in the original company of “Paid in Full" was mar- ried to William D. Bishop, a young | society man of this city. |today doesn't have to be flithy to be |The maid was in the garden stirring |ment that the way to relieve traffic jday, Ash Wednesday and Geood Fri- ELEANFUNWANTEI] &5 The Ten Great Loves in a Mans Llfe—By Ethel ONSTAGEINU. 8. s | Vandeville Aoton (Clamplons Humor of Right Kind Buggestive Jokes are not necemary on stage today and audiences are better satisfied with clean.humor, according to statements made at the regular meeting of the Kiwanis elub today by Morton Harvey, represent. ing the National Vaudeville Artists, and by Frank Jewell Raymond of East Orange, N. J, who is giving & series of lsctures in the city under tha auspices of the Chamber eof Commere who s playing in & spoke in the interests of clean humor. He also pointed out that most successful peopls have atlained success after they becam 35 years of a Explaining the origin of the term “hamfat actors,” Mr. Harvey stated that in the old barnstorming days when traveling Shakespearian troupes played in village halls, livery stables and other places, thers was no such thing as make-up. The actors used to make up a ground brick dust, which later was removed from their faces by rinds of h fat heated over tallow candles. Thus he explained came the tarm “hamtat actors, He stated that humor on the stage !. funny. He cited some {llustrations by saying that 1f Mother Goose |but what is the idea of Nut thymes were brought up to date, |® children would take more interest in them, As an example he quoted “Four and twenty Yankees feeling very dry, hied themselves to Canada to get a drink of rye. When they had sufficient they all commenced to sing, ‘Who ever heard of Volstead, God save the king." Another one he quoted was “The king was in the cellar, brewing something funny. The queen was In the parlor, drinking gin and honey. Sun- Bpeaking of the Kiwanis club, of which he is & member, he spoke of the motto “We Build,"” by saying Kiwanis bullds individual leadership. |He sald there were three stages of development in the life of the indi- vidual, The first stage is that of in- fancy and lasts until one is 21 years old; the second is the mental and {lasts from 21 to 36. The last is the harvest and lasts from 35 and be- |vond. He said, “Few men who ever came into prominence before they |were 35, stayed put afterwards,” | In the absence of President Don- |ald Gaffney, Dr. H. T. Bray, vice- president, presided. A quartet com- (posed of Paul Zink, Richard Both- wick, Harry Wessels and Ernest R. Dechant, tried to sing. After apolo- gizing for the musie, Dr. Bray or- dered the quartet to rehearss for next week CONVENTION ENDS 30th Rotary District Session In New Tondon Is Brought To A Oon- clusion Today. New London, Sept. 16 (F—The fall conclave of the 30th distriet, Ro- tary international, came to a elose this morning at the Griswold Hotel following the Vermont breakfast which was in charge of the clubs from Vermont with President Ben- jamin C. Buxton of the Rutland club presiding. Remarks were made by District Governor John Alison of : Holyoke, Mass., George Cooper, of Pittsfield. Mass., international president Don- ald Adams of New Haven, Hugh B. Campbell of Norwich and Captain Horace French of the White River Jet. Rotary club. A bouquet of flowers was present- ed to Past District Governor Cooper in honor of his 34th wedding an- niversary, which came today. Mr, Harvey told his hearers the story of the man who asked a pass- erby which was the other side of the street. Upon being told “over.there” he said, “Well, when I was over there they told me it was aver here.” When the Kiwaniana had ceased laughing he said, "That story has been told on the stage for the past 54 vears. I'm almost asahmed to tell anyone until T hear them laugh, Stating that when a flapper who is not made up is seen on the street |she usually s on the way to a drug store, Mr. Harvey concluded with a modern version of Whittier’s “Bare- foot Boy,” changing the sex te a modern flapper. "Clean humeor s after all the con- get of what the other according to Mr. Ray- up a souse, and they all lived to- gether ir a prohibition house."” Ha quoted Will Rogers in a state. congestion is to rule off the street all automobiles that aren't paid for. As examples of clean humor he told of a man who rushed into an Itallan fruit store and said, “Hey, there's a dog outside eating your fruit." The Italian looked and eaid mournfully, ‘No can help, he police dog'" He told of the woman who asked, “T've heard of Shrove Tues- The University of London claims analyzed the word to show that the [to be the largest university in the ¥ stands for frolic, U for usefulness | world. to the community, N for nobleness = A of character in the individual. He “T don't like to write testimonials, said people want clean humor when | but really I do l{ke Herald Classified they go to a vaudeville show. Ads)" eald Mrs. T recently. . Raymond spoke of fun and day and T know what they mean, The Porter & Dyson Co. Announce A SPECIAL SALE NOW IN PROGRESS Silverware - China Jewelry Pencils Leather Goods . Fountain Pens Umbrellas Novelties This is an exceptional opportunity to purchase for present or future needs. Every article sold during this sale is taken from our regular stock and will be sold away below cost. 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