New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 5, 1925, Page 6

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In_New Times Entrance A COMPARISON OF Br's AND RAIL TRAVE How does long distance bus riding | tompare with railroad travel? The question Is frequently asked; yet un- | less the answer perience, 1t is likely upon prejudice Recently New Britain to Springfield by bus, largely to try out the comparatively 1s hased upon he based ex- to the writer rode from newfangled mode of travel parison with the railroad to make because a few A com- was eas: days previ- ously the same trip was made by train. trips were similar Weather conditions on poth The bus ride from New Brifain to Hartford eut company bus, which is not a de was taken in a Connecti- Tuxe affair, hut similar to those used to supplement the st car service in cities. It was chiefly distinguish- ed by numerous stops in the out- skirts of both Hartford, indicati service was being given to residents ew Britain and an appreciated in those outlying scctions. When the bus left the Center it empty; by the time it reached Hart- ford it was full. The bus line was nearly between Hartford | | | | there s part of the public which | countr; essary to wash any right of from the manly brow; passengers seemed to be as fresh and clean as when they started, The experience went prove why bus riding is popular, The towns between the larger cities, for first time In thelr experlence, are enjoying adequate transporta- tion service, And they are patroniz- When the bus left Hartford there were but a few it; by the time it Warchouse Point it way to the ing the busses much passengers on had hed was crowded, For speed, re however, the railroad ought to be able to hold its own and be of public which demands quick serviee patronized by that part the betwen large terminals, Others, who may not he so much Interest- ed in speed, but prefer as pleasant and Interesting a journcy as possl- ble find the “long | felt want.” That this portion of the | may busses a public 1s by no means small s in- dicated by the pdtronage accorded the busses. There 18 a rails and the for hoth the husses; and those who, public when they travel, occasionally pre- fer bus to the should not 'be plenty of an automobile or rails, in justice denfed. There will be others who will regard speed as a factor and will thus demand the rails, The public Is not interested in the | squabble between the railroad com- panles and the bus lines except that to succeed in their attempt to have a transportation. If it does not wish the railroads monopoly of prefers bus travel, at least occasion- it should not be denied Its right to in this manner merely because some railroad doesn't get the tickets, Our opinion is that the bus lin ally, travel the money for are here to stay and that the ex- cited railroad officials will have to make the best of it. THE PINNACLE OF SELF-SACRIFICE city yesterday the Herald of the contemplated trip to | This read in China of a New Britain girl of 22 years, who as a nun will live in that for the of her, Bhe will be a missionary and : will never return to the land of her remainder days. birth except in case of extreme ill- | ness, This is the blossoming of a | of sacrifice for religion and humani i ty. Nothing but the most sublime faith in the cause of which she is and Springfield was an entlrely dif-| ferent proposition. Tn the first p! the appointed it might made from a And that wishes start was bus be Common Council here if the terminal tnterlined 1o how a “wuiling station” should be constructed necar better mittee could do go to Hartford no and examine ce, \\C“>‘ tearn | | such a life of s the Center a com- | than to | the | bus terminals there. They are far| in advance of anything the Connec- | ticut company has attempted, or Is likely to attempt unless forced to do 80 by public opinion or Common | The by have similar Councils. bus the way, companies, waiting sta- tions in Springfield; likewise in Boston, They seem {0 be moré pro- gressive and responsive to public needs than the interurban tha biic companies in citins, pect to use p property for such purposes. The Epringfield oy Hartford pon a half hour bus »m to gchedule, > trips upon of 1 nnecticut rive! hit each side The the road does slower than the trip proved railroad " either rminals or the intermed cities and towns. The rider w Inste; pouring firs ed the cities 1 in like t in t The the The that tim which doubtful if 35 miles ing a prote pare pre ficie amateur tly t along t he bus seemed always to be under complete control and no at cutt of line he Arriving at Epr_\wn[flexd it was not r!l?rdtd nec- i luring bue terminal | trolley | who ex- rail- | s good service, | dwellers. . be- | “ling 2 1h or out| { ot selfish living, waves | hope | ably | try | Most | spending the summer in the coun-| | achievements of long distance flying | the highways will be severely taxed a living exgmple could form an im- pulse strong enough to leave native and and kindred, to cither again except face never in the personal emergency. see of dire that motivate Only the abounding faith comes with religion can acrifice in an age | when pleasure-sceking is thought important. The person taking up the divine responsibllities of a mission- ary under such circumstances effec- tively turns from the blandishments aside the of and luxury, and ac- cepts life of personal danger in a strange land; and not case instead a merely for a short time or a reason- but for the re- mainder of life's years. long time, Nothing but admiration and re- spect is 1eft in the face of such pious self-denial. RETURNING TRAVELERS ON LABOR DAY The gr exodus from the coun- | fo the eity begins Monday. of those who have been try, in the mountains or at the sea- | shore make it a point to return on | Labor day and the railroads and | army of returning urhan To the railroads it s the Jk travel period of the year and AiMiculty in cient rolling stock to with the pr much is axperienced take of the travelers. The New Haven 1 other railroad alone will operate 2 holiday trains Monday, and the he no less the railroads will in- it upon meeti demand for 11916 mately 50 per cent than roads, Which agaln proves that the New England lines, In splte of dense traf- fle, are at at disadvantage because of small mileage, Consolidation of the lines with existing trunk lines might be an advantage, ‘but the New England rall officials stoutly oppose any such plan, preferring a New England regional system; and prob- ably they could show us that order to make an Income commen- surate of the need for more income the entire New England rall- in with other sections country there would ba a higher ratws PRACTICAL UTILITY OF DIRIGIBLE:! The utility of lighter than craft cannot he ealled Into question as a result of the disaster to th Shenandoah, gny more than disas- ters to alrplanes, such as the dis appearance of the PN-9 No. 1 in the attempted flight to Hawall, calls into question the utility of air- planes. Disasters alr with dirlgibles have been falrly numerous, especially during the experimental stage with these eraft, self lost six such alr monsters dur- ing peace-time experiments. In the western area of the United States the very sevare, byword ana of such frequency that storms frequently are and tornadoes are a In some sections a storm cellar is & necessary adjunct of safe living. But an airship happening to tra- verse such sections of the American continent. cannot go in hiding in & storm cellar the tornado breaks loose. only method of safety would to know when to expect the steer to avoid it. Before we experiment with more air cruisers let us get better acquainted with the possibilities of avoiding bad weather while using them. The Shenandoah headed into a big storm that was entirely un- suspected, The disaster 15 apt rlous repercussions in Congress, and there is a possibility that appropria- Congressmen how- ex- when The be tornado and to have se- tions may be cut. restrain themselves, the perts are in, The Shenandoah, although re- garded as a staunch vessel of ifs type. was not of the most modern sghould ever, until reporfs of all having heen a copy of a Zeppelin came down in France 1917, for lack of fuel. The German de- design, which October, type in sign was used as a base, but was strengthened in many details, 1t is now possible to make stronger ships than the Shenandoah; these would be stronger, shorter and fat- ter, with larger gas capacity, like | the Los Angeles. The latter is re- garded as the strongest airship afloat and it is a matter of techni- cal speculation whether it would the storm in Ohio making the western have survived had it been trip Instead of the Shenandoah. At present the navy does not possess sufficient helium to fill the gas chambers of the Los Angeles so that this dirigible reposes in the Lakehurst hangar. As it caniot be used for strictly naval purposes on account of the treaty limiting is use, the Los Angeles may as well he leased to one of the private con- cerns which are eager to start com- alr machines. 1t is well not to judge the future of the Shenandoah and by glimps- ing the list of similar disasters in A list of the actual the past. is impressive. THAT BIG NEW HOTEL IN BOSTON At last, Boston has hopes of he- coming city “the convention and all because started on the America,” has bheen construc tion of one big new hotel. Tt will be only 14 stories high, but will em- and will cost $14,000,000. There are left, the no “ifs" and ‘“whens" as tncraased transportation afford throughout q tarly well A omen and children, | oEcan te re main out of town the a8 fortunate; Dblessed | mmmer are regard lly they are this world's gooda, majority em are v families of who atay in men most of the summer earning \l 1o pay for the ex-| ¥ er halves and | country. Very | NEW ENGLAND RATL EARNINGS LOWEST The net raflrond operating income of the New England railroads dur- g July was less than {n any other gection of the eountry, yet the New T years tter show- t. Eve region England lines made n for some us! n st are suffering r ads in the 1 nor re ral 1s from omparatively low rates on grains, ere one great line s in the inds of recefvers, showed twice the income of the entire And the railroads centering in showed approxi- Poca- region West Virginia, o} has been started, Mayor Curley the first steam himself operating shovel. Boston at hotels, but nothing like a eity prominence ought the standpoint of hotel accommo- has been in compara- than New present has a few to have, From dations, she tively a worse situation Britain was hefore the Burritt was construetad The sands Ray state capital lures thou of tourists annually and exert a lure for a great many could would conventions the existing hotels When Park square | the oity very probably will feel it- ke a bid for one accommodate the crowds. the new structure, in the section,, is completed | se1t primed to m {of the | tiona. It { future generations will talk of national political conven- “the Boston convention” as glibly as we today refer to the Baltimore con- ation or the more recent clrcus Mad Ve c in on Square garden. Bright Chap tirad 100King passenger slecping car. “Rerths made up vet?" he “No,” said the smart-nlec man, “they're still mad other."—Wisconsin Octopus. A linto the asked sa at each Count Zeppelin Mm-\ mercial aviation with lighter than| of this type of aviation by the fate | .| must pay the brace virtually an entire city block, contract has been signed and work | fine | of its| nay yet come to pass that | FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN “Aw, Judge whined the Chl- cagoan, “that was my first murder in a week." Furope has lost about all of the cups to America except the one that cheers, “Good game": Ahout 42 hits, 19 errors; acore 16 to 3 In favor of the | lome team, | Exposure 18 deadly. it has dons to the feminine ankle Look what thrill of the Romance ends when there nothing to look forward to but expected, is | the about Mr. | of doing | The surprising Coolidge 18 his nothing surprising. thing knack A pienic dinner is much like any other except that it affords less comfort and more mayonnaise. The farmer is an efficient chap He ean make grass grow without | a length of rubber hose. The Chinese are getting rather | fussy about aliens, There must be a strain of Nordic in that race. It is doubtful if painting knees will make them more attractive. No amateur can paint a dimple, Spain and France are co-operat Ing now, and the Spaniards will be targets on Tuesdays and Fridays Tf only an individual who won't| pay his debts could save his “pres- tige" by licking some little fellow. | an Almost all Americans can drive a car, if driving consists in sitting at a wheel and trusting to luck. The happiest are those who think ahout people at a resort Keep too busy 1o what it's cost Among Washington's magnificent distances is that belween it and some other capitals on the deht question. How can men be frusted to judge | their fellows when they can't even | agree whether the man was safe second ? at My is having As we understand “geographical defect” some little fellow's thing you want. Amerleans don't understand just why Chinese are killing onc an- other, and the Chine probably don't understand why Americans are, a some- Correct this sentence: “Sorry, said the officer, “but it's against | regulations to park here and 1 must | request you to move on (Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) 25 Years Ago Today of That Date) After one of the| most bitter fights through which | the common council has passed, | that body voted last night in favor of a municipal subway. On motion | of O. F. Curtis, chairman F. H. | Johnston of the subway hoard was | given the floor and said that he| placed the matter in the hands of the city. Counsel Hungerford de- clined to give an opinion on an ad-| visory committee. Mr. Curtis moved that the committee consist of A, J. Sloper, R. J. Vance and T. H. | Brady. After Mayor Bassett broke | |a tie on tabling the he | broke a second deadlock car- ried the motion struggle, it (From Paper Progress wins! matter, After another long was voted by 15 to 11 to empower the commissioners to bufld the subway. The tor Jaborers $1.75 for a! nine-hour day. Special Ofcer | turned in his keys Chief Rawlings today | 'The new reception committee of the Y. M. C. A. will meet this | ning. F. Hanford is chairman Daniel sanlted | street of work P H and inire badge to i | was viciously a men Church In Lyons' A the waiter and Hayes by this morr | taurant, they abu Hayes told them to lave him alone They sald they would get outeide and did, hitting him fn the a 1 then flee- For a while it was tho t jaw was broken attendance in the follows: High Grammar two on e get Hayes mouth with a stone ar |ing Hayes' The this year is as Model 400, 420, Rockwell East 443, lett 269, Lincoln Shipman 34, Osgood is stre 3, Smit sS4 Monro Hin sons has fake office the Stu the of | tion wor in Mrs, | R Curtis 1 les Ru mage, and Mrs. been admitted Dr. tarium for treatment Herman Wells inf v 1ings T g Geo to Style Ra nights a last girl has bee She savs that she | but is 1 sleey his barn Chapman home. I state treet conve were tion will h and will tion The ning | patroimen not Bt it is s practically opposition admit by acclama- | department to is plan- event polica to take measures from hanging saloons while off duty. One ed of this publicly in court other morning bY A prisoner in the | dock. / the | | looking fish! | Bver | 1ent1y. | keeping our | months 2 MAXSON Well, They're Chirping Again, Folks! We don't admire crickets, folks, Kor they're chirping only means ‘That what cash the ice man didn't get, Must fill the eoal-man's jeans! Strawherry or Grape? “Dear me! That's a funny What kind Is it?" ‘s a jelly-fish neth Life guard: mnm Neth: “How nice. What flavor?" It S0, Why So? Ry Paul Stengel | When your wifie calls you hone You think {4 it's a toueh why s0? 1 yon? we know it's true! for money! 80, don't know, Do Yot figure your tax grows bigger! If g0, why s0? T don't know. Do you? Tet we know it's true! Though on budgets you may renr Though your wifie Is a winner { Often you fake girls to dinner! 1t s0. why s0? I don't vou? we know know. Do Tet it's trus! When you meet an Trigh haby, Right away she calls you Abie! It 5o, why 50?2 T don't know yvou? we know Do Yot it's true When {t's hot Tt was freezi Tt s0, W you? Yet wa know it's true! vou don't rememher in Deeember! v €02 T don't know. Do The Right System Ofl stock No tightwad Getting a was like pulling salesman sell that old share of stoc dollar ont of him a tooth.” Sules ma 1 conldn’t ger: “Well, you ought to be able to dc it if you give him enough gas." Armand Callow. “This is a hitter pill, but Tl take my medicine,” said the man ‘as he chewed up the quinine tablet, He's Bverywhere! Beatrice Ann, four. had heen warned repeatedly that if she told “storics” God wouldn't love her any more. One night she told her mother a real “whopper.” “And th true, too, Mother!" she exclaimed Just then a lond knock was heard at the door. Her eyes widen- ed in sudden alarm. “Woop! You don't suppose tlat's God, do you?" she whispered citedly. ex- Helen Hall Dr. Baldpate at Sea that William RBeebe, missed the Humboldt cur- rent,” said Dr. George A. Baldpate to Claire Ostermann, and thercfore douhts its existence. “Tt is there all right. Beebe probably took the wrong furn somewhere, He should have stopped his ship and asked someone, L g scientist, oo “T had an interesting experience | | with this ocean stream, in ‘93, when T was coming north as ship's doctor for Lord and Lady Beaver- A on their yacht, the Sea Pus B. had just presented ind with a son and heir, 1itt who was born we lay in the harbor of Valparaiso. Cedric was a weak child and his mother, also, failled to rally as she should. Then we ran into the most terrific hot spell T Tave known. The stecl hull the Puss was like an oven. Mother and hild were fading aw ship was in despair and even 1 w worried. he said, ‘five ‘Baldpate,’ thousand guineas if you save them! ever of Sea thought of the that stra that winds its way tropics. ‘If you give me complete charge of the navigan tion, T think T can do it I said My request was granted. All night 1 pored over the charls and in the morning ordered a radical change in our course. At the end of six hours fhe weather was decidadly Lady B. and the infant ral- Hum- stream hen 1 holdt current, of cold water up from the conler. {lied at once. But when we got into the full was too e stream of the current it Cedric lost them it was too cold; it was too hot sneezed hoth chill 1 almost “In the stream out of it a severe vio k the most T managed g a thermometer over actually steered by it, cours only one thing to he done the Tt careful seamanship but it. By hang' the bow 1 edge of it took of 70 degrees. I Beaverboards, in the b In New York and I me the 5000 gnineas on “Cedric later turned out tearful ra hardly worth but T had done my hit always felt proud of it.” landed st of health B. hande the dock to be a Ing t the A Bad Bargain things hardly true yet they Som e ”ms actually sible, o happen. Tewi Smith, mana a loan reports the ing conversation as happenifg in his office Man diamond Young Van R society n for follow- W rir 1 ) You pawned ady mporary hy don't you we 1 gave you? “I pawned 1t six Man: Young a te nent wave man wave Why?" loan to get a What T got and e a rma- per temporary loan A Righto! idents go to know, To study Whi R For “English Some st h or Grv to blnara 80 to spedk. ~Joseph Gold. F others a| the | on hoard as | His Lord- | . The weak mother had | There was | p on| always in wa-| and have | “What I wanted was ns | Biitainraiiisisiiiiiit ittt iniadetatini et ndtisbadtesiats —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People mwuswmmwmbmmm:mmmmx An interesting bit of gossip came the ears of the this to the eftect that spice will be | to the for ntry 1t | stronger, toys will break easier, and electric curling irons will singe oftener. The only contrary note will be struck In women's fashlons, where both skirts and hair are growing shorter most rapiddy. The efect s felt everywhere, The states are making taxes higher bigger, hetter taxes, so to gpeak. Rum-runners smuggling I moroe stuff, and judges are imposing more suspended sentences. And look baseball; home longer, scores larger, and Ruth learned that even bigger. to Observer | added | palen the next republican cam- | mayoralty nomination by | in the field of yor George A. Quigley, It is re- {ported that the machine fsn't any too -pleased at the prospect and will devate the rest of the thme hetween [now and the primary to building | fences to prevent his possible nom- {ination | The name of George a peeuliar effect on the {the republican party. When thers {ave no clouds on the horizon they | [strut around with their thumbs in [their vests and talk hig. But let lit be mentioned that “Smiling George” has something up his sleove and they begin to wear a worried look. It is much like sayir [to a small boy who is cemetery in the dark and trying to lconvince himself that “there ain't any such thing as ghosis.” In past campalgns he had the Big Boys worried. They know lie u strong personal following of admir- crs who are satiefied that he hus not been freated fairly in the pust Whether he could be elected, if Inominated, is another story. Every- [body remembers the day he was | |running for rayor and fhe repub- lican wachine went out and helped the democrats Perhaps ex-Mayor tends to hit while fhe iron is hot. Ho realizes that William H. Judd, chairman the republican town committes nopular with the rank and file and that he lacks ar- lent support n among people who do their own thinking. If the clection of a chairman were put to the people, instead of being nego tiated by a clique, it is donbtful if Mr. Judd wond be chosen fo the office he now hold Speaking of polities, what has be come of thd dear old Third Ward club outing? In years past this was |a tixed foast and all the office |hoys in the parties were told to put ton speed and seamper around cre- |ating enthusiasm for the event. 1f | republican didn’t respond and do his bit his case was hopeless when it came to distributing patr . It is suspected that many of the army of assistants did their hustling as the day of the oufing approached Liecause of fear of what would hap- {pen if they failed to show the pro- {per degree of interest. So far this year not a word has heen hreathed about the outing. Nao list of celebri- tics who intend fo be present ha been issued. No committee has been appointed fo secure aufomobiles. Nothing has been done, Is it pos- sible that the Big Fellows intend to s up the event? And if so, wh e zain the public is faced — in he magazines — Wwith the opening | another business again the manufacturers of thing from pins to locomotives are devis- ing new names and decorations for their same old lines, and again a Dhigger, better year is predicted. On the pages hetween Chapters XXVII and XXVIII of your thrilling serial are the pictures and word picture of the allegedly new models. Fvery- thing looks higger and brighter, and | 1 to vealize this is only be- the full pages in color nat-| urally ook bigger and brighter than the former half pages in black and | &% FV IS STRCTE T0E oy white. More superiatives and de-| A0 Il (U0 U S patter scriptive adjectives than ever be- | "y on 1 yent to gee some of them fore are being called into play, the | o €0 L E 0 o s - greater range of terminology hav- Justly famot T ok inia Gude g been made possible by the for-| iy "ot "ang 1 seen one of the otten synonyms dug up during the | 1 2 SV PR S ST O e defunct cross-word puzzl¢ |y hore show was pretty near as | good as what we see in Fairfs Center when the Grange runs their entertoinments. “One thing T noticed was that on Fifth avenue {hey have the con- stables way up in towers so that I they won't git run over. They was lots of people on the streets, foo. 1 was walkin' across one of the streets and lookin® at the tall build- In's and one of them automobile hacks come along and pretty nigh | knocked me down. The constable standin’ the corner looked at him and T scz to myself, he's goin' to give that driver a lecture. But instead he says fo me, ‘Hey, there, | rube, get out of the way.! Why do they have tall buildin's if they won't let you look at 'em? “1 did so much and seen so much | that T ain't got time to tell it to yon pleces of cloth T e e Knickers used to reach the knee | oe ypom jittle street corner places longer trousers the ankle, but|gna 1 rode on the subway, dlthough knickers achieve the ankle and | qpac ™ ot o i the car | bovs wrap completely |y wag ghoved back and forth shoe. obviating expendl-| yych that T really walked all the | way. And then T got mixed up in |a jam when I tried to get out every | which will €| time and the erowd comin’ in took | distanc more Sations, | ;yg right along with them so T had | That's my Baby" moreyo go rigne out fo the end of the| night, more sfatie, MOre|jins and hire a hack to take me| The new plumbing flx—‘ back to the hotel. wave bigger pipes, With| Cappg e S inine for corrosion &nd | worlq, They's always somethin® do- | Cigarcttes will last longer, |y T went to bed about 9 o'clock new sugar crop Wil taste | every night. although they say that and the lemon crop MOTe | foks stay up 'till after 1 o'clock in radiators will give heat| the morning down there, Tt don't trouble, cheesa smell | goem possible. 'Cause what ean they find to do at 1 o'clock in the morn- Ing? “T got hum last Monday night | and spent the rest of the time tryin' | to git used to seein’ the old familiar | places around the village, Everys | body asked me if 1 had a good time and if New York was as wild as people sed it was and if I seen any murders and it the confidence men were workin' and if T was tof Bronks park and all kinds of ques- tions. “So at last T come back to New | Britain and 1l be here fer quite some time, I expect. T got kind of tired of readin’ signs sayin' Mayor Hylan's Police band, and Mayor Hylan's People's concerts and | Mayor Hylan's Five Cent fare club | — | and other things like that. Up here Explained | all you hear about is Mayor Pao- Tom: “Why do they call It A wed- | nessa’'s Lake Pocotopaug fishing ding ‘knot? trips and Mayor Paonessa’s Educa- | Jerry: “E tional Lectures to the Common | hard to untie Council e former are at runs 3 fines Quigley has Iwarts of Taking our premises from (h signs of the times, we predict tha this winter will produce more weather than ever hefore: Looking a true “Vanity Fair." Uncle Elijah Rut-| terworth of Fairfax Center, V mont, strolled into the ofMce yester- ay and called loudly for the Ol server, Tt seems that Unele Lije had just returned from his vacation and he was overflowing and bubbling with reminiscences of what ) termed *“the hest vacation had had since he went fo the Chleago | World's Tair.” - His remarks might | bear repeating here: follower of | he i “Yup! Had a great old time, exclaimed, taking aim at a ne wastebasket and missing it by about | two feet, “And the hest part of it was that Mother stayed to hum. Of course, T'd a-liked to have had her with but, seein’ as she n't, T ain't awailin' and amoan- in' like them poor lost souls that | furnish Satan with concerts every night. Where did 1 go? Well. I went down to New York eity and painted that there town n brighter [ red than was on Al Weskin's huggy | when it come in from Rutland all | shiney ana nesw. | “T spent ahout two weeks in that | thre town and about all the money | T had with me, and then T didn't sec half there was to see, T went on sight seein' fours and trips to the Statue of Tibrary and to the Polar Grounds and to the fop of the Iive and Ten Cents store bufld- i and fo the Aquamarine and to the Rowling Green and to the Low- ell Drinking fountain in Bryant | park whieh has been condemned on account of there heing some ob- seure law fn effect that won't al- low nobody fo take a drink, that Iast remark heing a double ne | tive, “Well, T seed pretty nigh e thing that was well advertised. T went 6ver on Broadway and all over {he city it was brought to my | attention how many young folks they is in that fhere city. About on street corner they is a Child's staurant, but T seen lots of older people goin' in to get their vittles. “That there Aquamarine is some | place, T tell you. 1t comes pretty nigh not bein' in New York at tall, | scein’ as the water of the ocean comes almost up to the back of the place, Well, sir, they has all kinds of fish in that there place and some kinds that T thought had gone out | of existence when they stopped sell- in’ intoxicatin’ liquors. They was some of them fhere fishes that had electric lights fer eyes and it was the funniest thing to see them there fish swimmin' around and flashin’ Quigley in- of is not me, | | | son, eve: 0 & now craze, For instance, Will Hays an- nounces the “Greater Movie Sea-| [son.”” Movies are to be greater and bigger than ever. They will cost | more to produce — and more to | They will contain more char- acters, although many casts already |1ook like telephone directory ! They will be longer, although some scem interminable now, Even the failurcs will be bigger flops than | ever hefore. Henry Ford model with four speeds forward and two in reverse. It is rumored among the trade that it will also have three neutrals. s newest styles In “Klassy Kpl- Kut Klothes” are out, and cerfainly they are bigger. They look if, instead of being “kut,” the seed see proclaims a new at A8 whole worr one | and now the long fahont the tures for shines. T radio maodels, s0 he corporations are out ater s everything. will s tures busiest more ce leaks. the sweet more will sonr and Matrimonial Problem try and solve this, if you can— many halves to a married | Jnst How man better half,” wife | But suppose life? "]Hk folks call his he twice trics married | | ¥red p. Mann. | Bright Sayings of Parents | Inquisitive youngster: “Mother, is | it true that man originated from a monkey 2" fired mother: “I'm ke a look at your cet the library —Ceborn afraid so ther with | able.” Coleman on | v to slip into, but| Tnsomnia. Midnight. Stark wake- dulosss Qae million, five thousand, oster (Copyright. 1925, Reproduction Forbiddea) Simonson. | walk discussing Giants ana | gone, | heavily |s0? | year. Hoor {followed by s thre hundred and ninety-seven sheep over the fence Wondr if that deal will go through, Shadows on celling, Nard spot i piilow. Taning and tossing, I'rétting child fn next room, One o'clock, Three million, four hundred and seventeen thou- sand, one hundred and eleven sheep over the fence. Wonder if she loves me. How she can dance, Neighbors just coming home, Pink lzards crawling through the dark. Snores from upartment below. No more cof- fee at night, Wonder if the boss will give me that ralse, More tossing and turning, More hard spots in pil. low. Grewsome thought of getting an antomatic and going to sleep for- Wonder if she loves me. Two o'clock. Wil slecp never coma? Backfiring auto on next street, Tick- ing alurm clofk, Fer of overslecp- ing In morning. Thirteen mitlion, one hundred and forty-two thousand, five hundred lamb chops over the fence, Wow, what a night. Wonder it she loves me. Crowd singing ood Night, Ladies," down ‘at the corner, Why did she serve coffee? ever, | Tossing and turning and turning and [ tossing Right to left and right. Reposing on the back. Alarm clock somnds 1ike anvil. Hours pass ing with leaden footsteps., Wonder if she loves me Wonder where 1o spend Labor day. What's that crawl- ing ut the foot of the bed. Turn over on stomach. Milkmen out on side- Pirates, re are you? Must cut the grass tomorrow. P'erhaps neighbor won't he using lawn mower. Bills, bills, bills, Creditors hecoming anxi- Wonder if she Gentle slumber left. to Sleep, wl ons. s Ho Thnum, and the summer's young man's to felt overcoats and red flannels. Don't want to pour hot lead into a nice cold lemonade, hut, hon- estly, fellows, it wen't be long be- fore winter Is acfually here Have you done ypur Christmas shopping yet? 'Bout time you be- an o save those extra quarters for the eparkler you are going to buy your sweetic, Oh, aren't yon going to buy her a sparkler? Well, well, my mistake. You can save for a old plated toothbrush then. Now, to get down fo cents. Have you noticed how the styles » change in the past month or Of all the colors, One has to almost faney hate, a turns I |take a chart with him when he goes te buy a tie, or a suit. all kinds of blues. Can't say yon want dark blue or light blue, 1t must be peneil, Venetian, sk der or bluey blue now. ‘And those trousers! Buy 'em by the now. But we fellows can't let the girls get ahead, and we won't this We are the ones who will wear the skirts and Iet them fake at's left. What we're wondering is whether or not we boys will be compelled to wear cerise or golden vellow hats to complete the ensem- ble. Wouldn't that be just too de- lightful? And the ladies, the dear Their siyles are changing, too. Shorter skirts, longer sleeves and higher necks. Can't keep up with ‘em, and, talking of colors again, they have cuckoo, rosewood, dog- wood and pieapple. But a flapper can have sense, even though her dress is cuckoo, can't she? Wonder who thinks of all the colors for men and women, Well, everything else is becoming revolu- tionized, and the color experts have heen sitting back long enough with not much to do. T.ooks llke they are working overtime just now, But, all kidding aside, it will be time for the red flannels, There are ladies, soon Start 'Em Young Nowadays, when they take away Lottle, they have to give him —Vanderbilt Masquerader. Observation On The Weather Washington, Sept. 5 — Forecast: castern. New York, fair Satur- day, Sunday partly cloudy and warmer, followed by showers In aft- ernoon or at night. For New England, fair Saturday. Sunday partly cloudy and warmer, howers. During the last 24 hours showers have occurred in tha New England states. The outlook is for fair weather on Saturday in the states ast of the Mississippi and for show- ers on Sunday in the lower Lake region and the Middle and North Atlantic state: Cooler weather js indicated on Sunday for the lower Lake region. Winds: North of Sandy Hook, {fresh northeast, weather partly over- cast with occasional showers Satur- day. Sandy Hook to north and north partly overcast Hatteras, fresh and weather aturday. ast JEVER GO OUT some Sunday night ts ON ONE of the neighbors has A YOUN et SON find HIS HMOTHER complaining becauss SHE CAN'T find & nurse for him and TOU DISCOVER that the son fs at THE AGE where he can toddle around AND CUT the buttons oft your & DERS and the proup moth- all who son that In the great- THAT ever was and you WILLIE OUT to ses “the gentle- ma and WILLIE GETS in your wpolls A SUIT that you had good HONEST MONEY to have cleaned and THE NWILLIE straw Dt AND PUTS his pet kitten to SHOW YOU Tnoke AN DALL the time you are in ing THAT YOU don't mind the thinge he i DOING and then after he uses you A TARGET for his bean shooter tor SEVERAL minutes you leave smil- Ing and TELLING the mother what a won. derful BOY WILLIE !s but e iy, HOME WHY that mother don't put a want AD in The Herald classified COLUMNS and get a much needed nurse—JEVER? 1ap and Just patd gets your new n it how comfortabls it wonder on