New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 7, 1925, Page 8

llroad ofcials in no manner elp to revive the nature altruistic and such New Britain Herald BERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | dations which they The Civil War is over. fought In two wars for | Union since that Tamned Dally (Sunday Bxcapted) contemplated At Herald Blog. | \r systems from a competitiye | SPANISh-American and the World | poked fun at Nazareth, CRIPTION RATES ind nobody in the south s attempt- 98,00 & Year. Consolidations that would b feath death, | Ing to Induce a return to slavery or gerve them, | to break with the remainder of the Unlon. There seems to be no occa- | acgrue (o the Entered at the Post Office at New Rritaln ralse objections on commemorate TELEPHONE CALLS 1l plan of consolidation | W!l Jackson, The British have long Businers Offic Washington, have conceded | the greatness of Napoleon, and re- | The enly profit olidating New England railroads | 88rd Joan of Arc as having been a | pen to advertisers. Member of the Associnted Press, road officials, stato highway department for con- ements, , in fact, nothing has been improvemen proposed projects W publishe Ladl Hartford county — a short road im- Wethersficld Had it not been for the 1€ of the Van Schwering- Audit Burean of Clrealntion. department think Hartford county is improved | for the present, consolidation &t analysis of are based upon this a f death; Lut the efforts of the Cleve- diatribution figues to b local auvertisera, nd brothers have stimulated other |47 @ Ereat many around New Brit- | taln who will € consolidations and has en. Our sympathies go out to the folk | attention of Schultz's News Grand Central —_— AN UNTIM SORRY LOSS, who are having part of their vaca- tions this week. censolidatios than having none at all. > doubt as to the | Massachusett the highway, is said to be in a “delicate position' INTERSTATEE ROADS AND MOTORISTS | with regard to wage troubles in the | textile industry. The senator is one background for individual textile mill > for a motorist to travel across stand for no wage reductions in his ¢ boundary line of a state and not & companion s {raveling on, considering ‘The senator, by his action, doubtless reflects the attitude of the adminis- President Coolidge s suid | e signs all seem to be different than along the road he just left in And when he looks matter upon the state map close by wher other state. other vehicl Connecticut's death, of Mr. Carri ts most virile exj quite irritated at Senator Butler evidently prefers to | nunmbers of roads—such as are incur a large wage bill rather than umbered—their names. andg every- high character, and honored by t | rigk a disagreement with the Presl- thing in connection with them gen- ; : “in politics Carrington's influence was gt to be changed just as as {lie state journalism could 2 ! ation in motoring such an illustrious ex-| ford to lose ponent of the cratt geles woman who en 2o | BAGEN urgeons to joiut board gt | BAEC surgeo get through DETECTIVES AND SALARY BOOSTS ek | fluous flesh from her ankles. result- R el v of having loth | legs amputated, paid a distres under the co of commisioners, | Intelligence s a long time com- the governor ‘vn]r [quires poise and his scorn of hicks | templating the erection of direeting contributes motorists might be able to find their to Bristol to tter advantage. v to PEmove | A TALE OF TWO any signs directing motorists to New TROLLEY LINES | this is the first time I he woman who s arrested for operating a moonshining outfit to the aegis of 1 | herself and seven children, doubtlets is convinced that Yet if conditions were not need to supply a in police today that two stray dogs had | | two others 8o inereased through issessments. If a governments would be no t haying to do with 1s prepared to talk its NO OCCASION IRRITATION MERGERS increass of more than 80 | Factsand Fancies BY RUOBKRT QUILLEN And the smart boys in Jerusalem | or | will The Rifflans desire and American liberty fiyers Tt must be nice to be a coal opera- tor and watch the miners and con- | and Stone- (sumers dig. There are now 87,642,821 inno- | eent bystanders, Including the tarif commission. | The Insects at the resort sting you | | more or lcss, but they don't call it service, Honest, Dayton, not all of the out- side world Iy filled with cranks and | supereilious boors its |and downs is an Adam's apple in a | Another thing that has sport shirt. Ah, Well; a great many people | | Who slecp in unremembered graves| poked fun at the Bible, The poor suffer everywhere, | Even | in America they can't play golf | until after work hours. The story of a deat man who | heard over the radio may be A lot of the dumb speak over it. The era of sex pictures is closing. The supply of suggestive adjectives | for titles is about exhausted. In the old days people who did he talking and got fed for it were | called minstrels, not leaders. As we understand the new orders, | the dry force must shake a leg in- stead of 50 many cocktalls. i Strange how stout your wife seems fter a skinny woman in a street car filrs with you. On every And each train had its joking car sardines with his thumbnail. | ups fo A challenge clear as that must needs | | Then Brutus swore, “We'll make of suing you for trifling with her af. | 3 SO The More, the Merrier, Folks! It only there were atores for joko: corner as for “smokes," Life would be merrier by far! Hercules Gertrude—"Young Gene i8 a nice chap to have along on a picnic.” | Maxeon—*"How's that?" Gertrude—"He can open a can of | AT THE MILL- Jullus Caesar i By Dorothy Jean Buhl The smartest man this old world AL el OO D P00 Son o0 g \\~u°;:|r,u‘:né:;mr He's the tellow | In Summer Colorings and Beautiful New who Designs. A Few Extra Sizes, 48 to 54, at Savsenciolchzck BupiOlaopatinis MILL-END SALE SPECIALS ume, | v 8 V' ha n . 3 nl o o WENT O T y apdenibhen bescubia tregilponithat | AT CORSET DEPARTMENT SATURDAY He a;nl to Rome a message that will || Popular and Best TNt Cor- | 1. | A model ever more for brevity. ,‘,llllll‘f ’It;::‘h \““,’”‘)_ .(:,}T“ heautiful G2 4 m:nl-], 1 eaw, I conquered,” so it Saturday ut the Mill ¥nd long Toac, : Nale 8145, C oV and S fanstorEamaTked St Vogue Corselettes made of | at But Brétus ald, “That Message | ik orinedimatel ol Non SR i ottt e sounds to me I et e . 4300, | otknrac Like Ibuslm:lhi 1 will wager it is | Rt o N YT at § she A Sale, S Teng IR rsets, 1a e Who's conquered him, for he's a 1..‘« e I‘.f"‘”,"‘l’ Corsets, 1141 ladics' man! o e At ot oo LI So that is how this famous feud (SR P oty i began N Values $3.00. Suturdey o For Suesar heard that Brutus made 82,25, of that crack 1 wente psl s Value . | o A Regente dorset 1« {rue. | When with his Cleopatra he came | Al mUAn Al N bl anisak: e back; low top, skirt reinforced | R & Whereupon he eaid, “1s zat 507 Let e T (o him try | To sce if he can get the lady's eye!" i riety be met, S0 Brutus did his level best to get The queen from Caesar, but wouldn't leave. she him a sieve!” They didl But Julius was a sport clear through, | For with the second stab he yelled “Strike two!" to | Poor Cieopatra, widowed, so ) Apiak) Be the ‘ommitted eulcide within a week ? To epirit land she wafted her gay ARE flight | Heavy Balm widow s | NOW FOR ANOTHER ROUSING BARGAIN DAY! SATURDAY $5.00 and $5.98 FULL-LENGTH Rayon Silk Tunic Frocks $2.98 . Girdles, raade cof seamless elas- Value $4.50 For many years at the leading stoi i in the leading cities the Lockha:: Mill-End Sale has been a welcome vis itor because of bargains such as ) | will find here Saturday. Thompson sik sale Price, Vogue and Beauty Bras-icies VERY IMPORTANT Exvpert Shopping Investigation Has Proven That Gualify for Quality, Grade for Grade, PRICES FOR FURNITURE le for Cash, Charge or Budget System of (redit, LOWEST IN THE CITY OF HARTFORD OUR POSITIVELY that young | fections, en? One she taunted becanse of his Nobody need regret the passing "‘""“ ‘:"“"_1‘ )="Y¥es, and_1t's nopenmanship. for sald mn . tails, One would be a con.|trifie. either —Claire | things wer wriflen on hi e siderable Inconvenlence in & re- she found there was a I volving door. Young man out West has made | career e | |80 much money selling jokes to this | M. Levy. Mencken may be right In thinking [M3Ven that he refere 16 it as the PRl ey | Bard Times a crime in America, but would be hard to prove it on anybody, Life ant in a city makes a man more Year by year he a grows less. I t In the old days there were people leganterias hed | ched who knew how to run your business, | but they were called meddlers, not efficlency experts. Correct this eentences “I made a {hole in one last year,” said he, “and | hive men- | tioned it.” (Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) | 25 Years Ago Today Emerson R. Flint, a farmer living Stunley Quarter, reported to the Killed three of 1 adly that it necessary to kill them. He intends to collect damages for these animals, small-town Mecca for s calves and bitten | was | they seldom come at the same time |gouthern New FEngland. Fair to- | |unless you eat hot pia with ice |nignt, Saturday partly” cloudy and cream on top of it. which tastet |slightly watmer, probably followed g00d but is libel to crack your | by showers Saturday night. Mod- enamel, |erate varfable winds becoming Hot weather is enjoyed by fliea | southerly. Defgle In . BaUhing © Wen " sl iorecact tor easlemn New Yark breeze blows through your house in | partly c oudy; probably s NGt weather you brag abont it, wilis | reme uanthwest potion: \onerblew thrdugh nieolakweather|warier! fonight in Best portloi: ¥ou would be ashamed of it. urday mostly cloudy, probably The thermometer is a invention | jocal thunderghowers in inter Lhat 1ol peeple 1Fi1is voely aihinh (narmer (o Sbulhesst perion, rao a8 1t feels or jest a optical delusion, | erate shifting winds becoming sou If the thermometer aint as hot as | erly. |they are they say: “It must be the | humiditty.” | “Onh dear! It's raining pitchforks, {and there isn't an umbrella in the shop, the |poyee that's not torn “ise-cracks | “What a shame! It's gett'ng so holding his baek | vou ean't borrow a decent umbrella “T wrenched my bark working this | any more.” morning,” replied ¢ “That's the bunk,” said a voice in | he corner, * the only thing you | your back with was ; j Qbservation SIS On The Weather | (With a Bow to Roland Blaisdell) | Heet s the opposite of cold nnd‘ Wise-Crackin Cy came in the barber any Julia Fuorlong. 014 water Washington, 7—Forecast for | Aug. er | Conditions: The iisturbance of hat Tf loka as tho sl st ininaa T |the interior has increase some Silite i e i (s | I Tatineapia reebhotlenithan wiinay o it it i e e e : 2 |ones in August because they have |ingover Iowa, causing heavy show- Chief of Police RAwINEs: retnrneallo g osioateel hotithi butEo nihe [l s i that tate and liaht Ehacers - TR N IESGTS “{other hand sk v people g 20 he ‘Upber lake e Jast night from New York, where he 1 akinny people feel colder |castward over the upper lake re- has been attending the national onclave of the Temple of Honor. The chicf says the heat in the me- tropolis is something fierce Mr. and Mrs. Richard McC: ave gone to Short Beach. The Vulcan Tron Works will play Landers tomorrow afternoon Electric 1Yield, The lineups will be 2s follows Landera: 2h; Connore Degnan, ef; Parker, 1b; Lawson, 3h; Bonenfant, ss; Mor- ris Leeney, p; John Leeney, e; Keyes, rf; Charles Anderson, sub, Vulcan: * H, Clark, ss; F. Smith, P. Leonard, 2b; J. Scull An, ¢; Zimmerman, 3b; Carthy, 1b; G. Gibson, rf; P, cf; J. McNamara, sub. C. I. Parker and family and Frank M . Corbin and family leave today | for Provincetown, Mass., Where they will spend t remainder of the month H. K. Smith of West Main str tripped: while alighting from a trol | 16 car last evening and was thrown to the asphalt. e lay dazed for a moment and was picked up by two | bystand The Herald will hulletin the Fitz simmons-Ruhlin fight this evening. Damage amounting to $3,000 was done by fire at . L. Hungerford's home on West Main strect last night. I L. and W. C. Hungerford, re out of town, were notified yme back to the cit . Hateh ascertain th 1,800 people were at White Oak , this being the largest crowd of the season. OIL SUPPLY ADEQUATE New York, Aug. 7 P—Improved methods of production and a coun- try-wid licate 1 at th froleum reéserves of the United Statez, according t6 & report pre- pared by a committes of 11 direct- ors of the Ameérican Petroleum in- The 300-page report declared it is reasonableto assume that the oil r(»r | ssurces of the United States assure 'When he held a good job for & the country a sufficient supply. llough | at! Middleton, | {For three-score years he | Then came the evi] day ‘The debt that all must pay. Web- | | Are yours to live."” | To get . survey of natural resources re is no imrmedlate danger of the exhaustion of the pe- | in December because they have Jees to feel warm with, —KID BOOTS. | A Her Masterpiece Fyron—"Gladys ‘is the picture of health.” | Helen—"8he painted it ! hersalr, too.” —>Mrs. Hal Brunning, The Financial Instinct | gathered goid, When unrelenting nature claimed No hope, my fricnd,” the doctor said, | “A few hours at the best The pale lips moved, " & “Doc, hear my last request,” “Please try . HAFR OB night, (His breath was growing shorter); “I'd like While passing . through the sky . . . the moon's last | quarter | —Grace . Guthric Clear Fiela ligger—"How's the place you sent your wife for the summer Bleyer—"Can’t be beat, | far away ahe can't expect come up over Sun [ It's so me to —Elsie Leserby. Out of It doesn't like her suitors at all, | One she objected to because of his | taste in food, for he fed on hope. One she laughed at because of his ¢ musical leanings, for once he told | her his ears were alwaya singing. One ahe hated because of the wa | he dreesed, for he always put such a serious look. One she was opposed to becauss | Of his idea of riches, for a4 wealth of She | | | | | on |learning was the only thing he | aspired to. One she denounce wuse of his | GLUYA WILLIA gait, for he stepped down and out| while. aing low off the glon D BANKRUPT Bridgeport, Conn., Aug. The Skoulos Brothers Co., walk, grocers, bankrupt ace with a strong tenden partly cloudy and clearing prevails weather genevally | states, th fluence vding to papers filed with Referce John Keogh in banks ruptey court this morning. The fig. under the in- that s | York southward to Florlda - 9.60 with assets qf $2,500. area of high pressure is entering Canadian OFFERED BIG LOAN Aug. 7 (P—1t an American fly ncial group has offéred the Bu- municipality loan for the construction of a hydros eiectric plant. Temperature have been slight since yes- cha terday partly cloudy THERE AIN'T NO SUCH ANIMAL who eaw A giraffe at the clrcus for the firet time, to too great a things do you know that are not sn? in the hoop snake? sucking 1te brea th,” nerons always rises thres times? Dou yon bele Have you been told that a ca Are you ure a that a drowning ink monkeys search for fleas been that 1t's dangerous to drink teo mucl v Do you think that cats can e in tha dark; that te their prey; that elght months bables never live; that thun These and many other Interesting bellefs, are_explained In our fables and cor Washington Bureau's below and mail .................... ++ve0e.CLIP COUPON shington Pureaw, New Britaln Heral FANCY and enclose herc mps, or coin, for same: ST. & NO. or R. R. | The Minute That Seems A Year. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ~ 2 >n o £ HOT NIGHTS YOU'VE SLIPPED TO COOL OFF ON THE PORCH 1ES DOWN TO LOOK TOR YOU AND E PORCH LIGHT QUST AS THE E WAY IS, BREAKING UP © McClure Newspaper Syndicate