New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 18, 1925, Page 6

New Britain Herald| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tssued Daily (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bld SUBSCRIPTION RATE .00 & Y ntha, & Month, Entered at the F aa Becond Clu st Offten at New B Mail Matter, TELEPHONE CALLS Rusiness Office oo Editorfal Rooma The only in the C press ro advertising Clreulation b 1y open to & m vert Member of the Associnted Press. Assoclated ely titled to th us 10 All news crediisd to It or 1t othe credited in this [ also ews shed Member Audit Burean of Clrculati the A, B, C 1 whichit b tisers with & etrl fon. Ou are based up protection ag at n local ady The Herald fa York at Hotaling's uare; Bchultz's News Cent eet. n sale dally w_Stand. nd. n Ent THE MAYOR'S LETTER TO THE C. OF C. Mayor Paon Chamber of Comm € that he « nnot an sing had comil he sec conclusion gives the letter of the mayor more weight than bad he wr the chiéf executive of the makes no pretense at being a yer The loghc in the letter appe ound. The Chamber of Comm declared, ated for of ¢ trade, in 16 cre the pose sulating seem to be the ideal place It can settlement of this dispute.” be hoped that the C. of C. the difficulty at issue with sati tion to the The majority agitation for part-day Jay closing, started by a numbe merchant mselves, has resu discussion, the part ind no officia in considerable some official action on of idual merchants tatutes permit certain es to he one ¥ T'he Sunda man; er ggestion cmiain open mornir 'S VICTORY | L ¢ BETORE for ritain mediurm an. 1sers, e n of local on. alysls of fstice rance in writing to the | ftect order ared before | This much ared erce, pur- ould the is to r of alted un- indi- 1iac: irti- As y of and Times | wators to their voung. itten | 20d middle west. One western city, | would develop into it only his personal opinion, as | | unenviable record of being the na- | ! the “certain | WEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, JULY 18, 195, that boded {ll. It was when the where permit it, the Yanks were encountered, with ;\"w“]mgm‘l\ of scientific research should included In the front|be slaln by legislative German machine be- [and “glven no chance” to gain ac- conditions Britain men enactment , that the an to creak, totter apart and break lown, It is to the credit of the New Britain units in this battle that they eglons unflinching- cess to the public mind POPULATION AS A BUSINESS STIMULANT Waterbury 18 classed among the met t kaiser's | 1 did th thelr full share in up- | of | cittes “less greatly rburylans than 190,000 popula- the who untarnished 1 or | | tion,” irritation ot | Wat it constderably more population than | that figure. “The long range specu- lations of the federal census bureau population are the Water- arms, to insist has DROWNING ACCIDENTS POINT A MORAL Irownings day Massachusetts, and 1 bury ¢ record for Thurs- [~ " But into g in years, | ha | is summer, in one in upon Waterbury's worthless,” ieut announces \ an automoblle Republican Waterbury paper economical fratures of 5 that serve to give a pretty Classification 100,000 iceident, was t | the Jay. All the vietims of the drown- | such Drowning accidents I sections they ve A T In | morsel of discussion. of the city as less than on e been more > s unfavorably upon the | population “res numerons than fatal automobile ac- | P°F n Nothing will ¥ editor, ;md:'""“‘ business, Faisdi by suiphaias) “Mayor Guilfoile for econo- of ke is oppused to taking in this year,” the editor ays, “but it may be that the cost of the census would be small compared with the finan- cial gain to local business from official determination of the oity's population. Before he makes any decision in the mat- ter the mayor should go into the question carefully with bus- iness men of the city.” says 5. lost perhaps much Ing the while boating carelessness bathing. The fact that most drowning vietims are | | should to | dangers or cause of t youths parents smiling | | stress the dangers @ HOT FLSEWHERE; COMFORTABLE HERE The has satisfaction to New England, from standpoint, While an quable temperature punctuated light rainfalls, held its bene- ficent sway over this tler of states, the newspapers carried excessive heat throughout the west | past week been one of weather According to this hypothesis, a high population estimate helps local Coming down to bed rock, the “estimate” of New Britain's population were 120,000 70,000, more business in New Britain. a with business it storles of instead of There may be some optimistic buel- ness men who ean reckon how a eventuates from an inflated population estimate, but such things are not for everyone. | Perhaps real estate men would be |able to do some reckoning along these lines, but the average never the dit- actual population population trotting into his store to buy. Self-deception rarely shows any profits. Realty values may register a lMttle jerk forward upon the strength of an artificial population estimate, but they also have a habit of jerking backwards when appear- ances do not seem to substantiate situated upon the Rocky Mountain plateau, noted for its cold tempera- had the | | business hoom tures during the winter, tion's hottest place during at least one day of the prolonged heat wave. imperious clty of Chicago, in the furnace helt of sent out a dispatch that ‘cooling lake tempered | the heat — which all practiced | The fancy the center of business man sees between estimated week Dreezes” ference and lers recognized as a species of civic propaganda While the western states svfl,”\fld.‘ New Engl now has been the record for three | nd was comfortable. This or four sive wecks. The sum- | mer opened with New England fry- suc ing under a hot spell, which also | extended sections else- to large the estimate where; but since that time no one | New Britain is also one of those ) New England has had need 1o | cities that is recorded as “less than wecount of the heat. | 100,000 population.” In most of the bout the “New ' data books the population remains as found in the 1920 census. of which worries the business men i suffer Yet the much on carpers None England climat8” are still with us. They will he heard from again next | of this city. Business in New Brit- ISION RESTS ALS Raulston FHE DE ON IUNDAM decision Judge | ain is good irrespective of census | figures, census estimates and cen- sus possibilities. We are too busy to bother with such trifies. The fed- ral burcau in Washington can esti- mate to its heart's content; we are The of the Dayton evolution trial to bar, regrettable the opportunity scicntists to func- | know we'll pass Waterbury in due and we do not need to watch atching clentific cvidence was sed to get a high rating and vot We trial a who had hoped pled an for struck dumb at a low one. Jlmasters to the coun- time thtough the publica- (ne census estimates while evidence in the news- g, To worry about census estimates pad symptom. Watcrbury has symptom. It is a pleasure 10 rules of evi- |\ .ord that there is no such werry by cgal | the ligal prin- osely examined the ' o 4 decision appears ino con- e with strict interproted som: New Britain Although the United States decreased year, according o did not farm population of 182,000 ted under prohibiting seientific indic th Juring tha past a federal report, the decline Hion, and evolu- 15 and au 1estion extend ) was reported as re- Although farm- it New farm population maining sfationary. 3 ording to the h as we know in tundamentalists. The ing England is not goes | o New England, where the | ywed upon the | BY ROBERT QUILLEN Fable: Once there was a pretty man who was a regular guy, 1t only the elevator man could go unheedingly by without that mock- ing grin. It is well to use American dyes, |but why use them all in the same ‘rrork? Words mean little. The hest com- pliment to a cook i to let the belt out & notch. The man who boasts that he {s just as good as you are is the sin- cerest flatterer, Prohibition didn't empty the jails, but it rid our sea coast of sea ser- pents, There are more spectacular meth- ods of suicide, but doubtless hug- zing the driver is more satistying. Our idea of vulgar ostentation is spending money for a Turkish bath in July, In America it is a vote of lack of confidence when citizens stop bor- rowing mon A falling memory is a pretty good thing if you intend to write an auto- {biography. Developing the grand manner won't help you any unless you ex- pect to be a head waiter. He is a more human man if his head wears a scar wherc some other {%oy bounced a rock. Americanism: Cheering a pitcher who strikes out three; yelling “Take im out!" when he walks two. A million years of bold adventure resulting in civilized man, who sits on a stool and pores over a ledger. Example of philosophy: It beer should come back, it would be nece: sary again to acquire a taste for it. Frank knaves are better. A bad cfoug one just makes you feel un- When the maid says her mistress is out, at least she doesn't jerk an does. Adam couldn't have held the Gar- den, anyway. Soon or late some | Christian nation would have discov- lered oil there. Correct this sentence: “The lady at my boarding house,” said he, “al- wavs has something new and sur- prising for dinner.” (Protected by Associated Inc.) Editors, 25 Years Ago Today The census enumerators seem to have been rather inefficient, as City | Clerk Thompson has been kept occupied taking the names of those omitted by the regular men So | far e has received names. | “Herbert H. Pease sprained his | wrist while playing baseball at the hore the other day and was unable | to play golf today | Paul Zeher has brought | against Maria and Parker Holt to | recover possession of a red and white | heifer galf which has caused much | litigation of late. | George Gordon and | Young left this afternoon | Orehard, Me. Mr. and Mrs. Leren C. South Stanley street will | atternoon for New York | They will spénd a few | friends in Brooklyn. | Manager H. D. Payne of the Cen- Brick Exchange has closed a contract with the city of Springfield for the delivery of two and a half million scwer brick. The Black Diamond quartet will open a week's engagement at White Oak park on Monday ‘William for Old Raker of leave this by boat days with | The cgg gives you warning, but a suspi- | insulting thumb the way an umpire | suit | | I | ean’'t change that, said our old | when FactsandFancies o un %{ op Maxson Raxnars Jumazy And Merrily We'll Roll Along! The guy whose face ls long and grim, Goes bumping through life on the rim, But folks, for our trip let's adhere To balloon tires of good cheer! Hardship Lester: “\What's the matter with Medford? Beth: “Eye strain. He fell in love with a chorus girl and couldn’t af- ford anything better than a gallery seat. -B. U. White Collars By Bernarq W. Bundrick When busy men meeto n the street It's funny how they'll talk; They get into an argument And qlutter up the walk, And then go home and tell the wife They've had a long, hard day; Well, here's a first-class sample of The kind of stuff they say. Bald Pete, now, B'gosh, they make me sick!” “These colored collars, “Is zat so?" quickly answered Tom, | “Well listen! You're a hick To wear those stiff white collars, boy; At least they should be soft.” “When I wear soft ones,” answered Pete, “I'll be weak in my loft.” TFast came up reasons pro and con Although the day was hot; | In fact, so was the argument, So into it I got. T collared them; “Back up™ I cried, ach jackass to his stall! You must admit all men are fools For wearing one at all!” Correct Prof. Starch: “What's the color the human skin?" Ruth: “Well — er — about the same shade as flesh-colored stock- ings.” of The New Aristocrac Hotel clerk (to guest who hands him a thousand dollar bill): “I Mister, and the banks are closed now. I'll have to ! ask one of the bell boys." Tead On! Dr. Bradfield: ‘Do you have any way of getting exercise?” Doolittle: “Well, my wife has a dog.” Carl Oestreieher, Dr. Baldpate and the Chinese Revo- lutionists doings in China,” pal, Dr. George A. Baldpate to Eugene Reich, “brings back tha troublous time> in '93 I was in the center of th Hoose Gow province. The trouble then, as now, was, at the bottom, economic. Powerful interests in Shanghai were trying to force the Hoose Gowsers to accept Yunnan- ese laundry checks at their face value. They also proposed to change the shape of the holes in the yen from square to round. This threw the provinces into a panic. Rebel- lion broke out at onc: “Sent out by the Sccond National Bank of Hong Kong, I was set upon by a group of the most villainous looking Chinese 1 have ever secn, in the little village of Kow on the bank of the K'lang G'lang river. There 1 lay, bound hand and foot, while n captors deliberated what particularly flendish form of tor- “The recent | ture and death they could inflict on the ‘foreign devil’ The next day they amused themselves by loosing my bonds and letting me escape, only to rccapture me a few mo- ments later, It was a cat-and-mouse situation in which I played the ig- noble part of the mouse. It had an advantage, however. B With the hope that explanation of a method for saving the lives of per- sons brought out ot the water in an | unconscious condition may be useful |this summer, the Observer is re- printing the Schaeffer or prone pres- | sure method of resuscitation. This | is sald to be the accepted method for restoring near-drowning victims to consciousness. Because of the rush to the seashore and lake, knowledge of it may be of value. | ollowing are the rules to be ob- | | served: Remove any forelgn object from the mouth or throat, but do not let this delay matters, since every min- | ute is preclous. | Lay patient on his stomach, onc larm extended above head, one un- ler the face, which should be | turned to allow for tree breath, and | begin at once, Kneel, straddling the patient's | hips, placing palms of hands on| small of back—little finger touching the last rib. | Leaning back at arm's length | | swing slowly forward so that weight |of "body is brought to bear on pa-| tient (not violently). Swing backward at once to re- | move pressure, bringing body upright, but with hands still in po- |sition on patient's ribs. (By releas ing the pressure the chest wall ey pands, the diaphragm descends and |the lungs are filled with air.) Hold this position for two counts. Repeat, using the same rhythm, two counts downward, one count backward, two counts pause. Time |by own breathing—a complete | respiration in four or five scconds. | |This should be repeated about 12 to 15 times each minute. This prone pressure method should be continued for many hours Natural breathing will not develop quickly, ~ Keeping up artificial respiration over a long period may {be the means of saving a life which | otherwise might be lost had treat- ment been discontinued too soon. Meanwhile the patient should be kept warm by covering the limbs or gently rubbing them. An assistant, it at hand, should loosen any tight clothing. A physician should soon as possible. The patient should be trcated as accident as possible and should not he moved too quickly after natural breathing begins. Artificial respiration should be con- tinued if breathing stops again. When breathing is restored, p | tient should be moved on a flat sur- face to a place of shelter where he lcan be kept quiet and receive med- ical attention. be called as | near the Down through the countless eons of pre-historic time the process of ! evolution went on, say the scientists, | but even a most modern of the mod- ernists is likely to doubt this, in | view of the apparent lack of evolu Ition during the period since has been writing of himself. | |still fiy at cach other's throats as in | Ithe days of the Hittites, still seek | |the beautiful women as in the time | |of Cleopatra, still worship as many I petty gods as when Athens was a voung city. TIn view of these facts | lit does not seem beyond reason to | predict that some day historians will unearth evidence of the follow- | ing statements: | When Alexander had conquered the world he came to Ameri lecture tour among the Indian: | Napoleon, in telling reporters of | | nis coming trip to St. Helena, ex- | | plained his health made 1t fmpera- |tive for him to breathe sca air. | The Romans proclaimed their \triremes, with their three bunks of |oars, as the final achievement in | !sca transport. | The travels of Ulysses were passed ‘ | | on a| {over by the Grecks as mere press agent stuff. | When the cross-bow tntro- ! duced into warfare, an attempt w: made to outlaw it as too deadly. When the Indians saw Columbus was Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People | shore [ purty near all my days, so far. | on there, | Happy Hour Maidens,” or s | borhood of 116 pounds, d | harvestin’ | there. |time to go to Miami, Fiorida, | with fold |the deafti dumb and blind, or scme- samtatse | They talk about the “gay 90' Bosh! They talk about'the “days [befo’ the wah. Another liberal top |dressing of bosh About all we re- member of the gay 90's 1s atroclous designs in everything from wall pu- per to clothes, and & strange. musty smell emanating from little usei “front rooms,” aired only when a wedding or a funeral called for the & of them, the “leg o wasp-like wal ; dresses und the mutton” sleeves s and the gas lamps and hing clse connected with that ward preceding the Span- American war, Where are the mboo chairs, the. bric-a-brac, » thousands of soft pillows, the che cups? They've gons: out ith full beards, red flannels, Con- ss gaiters und the other insults to rtistic taste which flourished in that age. The “gay 90's"” make us 1 allus told mother that I'd go on one of them vacations just as soon as 1 got strong enough to stand it and I'm agoln' on one this year. The only trouble is, I ain’t found a place that sults me yet, “I sorta thought I'd llka the sea and listen to the waves ecase up on the beach. I ain't got no hankerin’ for the mountains, serin's as T been livin' on the side of one In fact, ahout all our farm's good fou accordin’ to Mother, who never liked it anyway, is a practicin’ pla day them as is thinkin' spending | thy time climbin’ the Alp Moun- ) tains over in Europe, Our hills is steep that ever time the cow walks down 'em they t sclves In the Lead with their hind feet. One time last winter we turned them out in one of the upper fiel when the snow was most off tl ground, but they' was lots of inc Darned if them cows didn't come slidin’' all the way down the hill and end up in the kitchen, where was bakin' cakes put skiis on 'cn into the barn, shi T lot's take a look at the days befo' the wah” True, people of to- are inclined to regard those days Jugh a veil of sentiment., Iivery. nnected with them is touch. soft, silver, romantic moon. and ‘the imagination sces a hing maiden in clinoline lsten- ing with downcast eyes, whie an ar- dnt and highly perfumed swain curly sidehoards and with straps for som ling ¢ a1 light bl with pench colored under the insteps whispers wards of love in the garden amid the sweet Williams, the holly-hocks and other old fashioned flower Why not look days as can | the ? Th of the unpaved the mud, the wood burning locomotives which belched showers Y, il the countrysida, wdays, the whale ofl e chaperon system. Think : cars and the difficulties on them when the heop-skirts were all the rage. Think of the daguerreotypes wrich consum- an entire day in the making and € evervone look the same unless nskers were cut different. It's g 0 get that picture of the bash- ful swein, but don't forget, mamma was hovering somewhere in the background. And anyway, said ar- 8 n couldn't stay late, be. there were not automobiles in days and the horse would !1"iv|%]j. take his time in getting home. Distances were greater in those days. If a person rode three miles he had done something to be rroud of. Now if a person rides hair, trousers Since then t those s they wer elide “Then T was figurin’ little trip to New York city, but I decided against it when 1 read about the crime wave what is goin’ Retween the crime wave in New York, and the heat wave up here I choose the last one, I'd rather die from warm weather than from cold steel. I'd rather be bored by simple country life than by a bul- let. Then, too, T hear they have some of them burlesque shows down there, . Now don't think I don't like to see theatricals, 1 do. “T won't ever forget the burlesque show that played at the House at Fairfax Center baek 1904, The name of it was on takin' & | "0 ove encounterad Opera in ome such some tolks shot Them name, And, eay, that w show By the time the over bein' ashamed of the whole thing was o the days of skin- tights and leavy type of chorus girls. never forget how Jim Thorpe waited outside that stage door for over a hour, waitin’ fer one of them gir and when she come out, he afraid fo speak to her, she was so big and forbiddin' lookin'. Jim weighed somewhere® in the n = Now enly three miles he's a piker, ON, there are o v things we'd ark about, We'd like to concinsively that today is just od as any other day. 'Think of those people didn't have and never imagined could ex. They were happy in their own initiated way. They thrived on the cory that ignorance is bliss and ; pted their lot hecause they ‘r.uM t know any better, We do the same thing. We think {that thin | g5 can't he improved, that ey s been invented that can be invented. Didn't those peopls think the same thing? Weren't they re when the steamboat proved *ssful, that the peak of genius had been hed? Still, we're happy. We have everything and |{hose poor souls had nothing. 1! All we have to bother us 15 bad {liquor, the fear of being run over hy seme autoombile, earthquakes, ap. pendicitis and a few other lttle They had one thing on us. ever heard of appendicitis— v died from it, was 1 ice. “I been thinkin’ on goin’ d Atlantie City in New Jersey, but 1 been plannin’ on waitin' t.0l the carly part of September, tiil Ma no- ticed where they was goin’ to have a contest of beauty and pulchritude 1 changed my mind after & seen that, She said that word ‘pul- chritude’ looked positively immoral “I guees, though, by the time decide on a place to go it will be and 1 there n he | Dad can't afford to go down There don't geem to be much to do but take Mother along and ghe allus thinkin' how some vampire fs | agoin’ to take me away trom her, | not that I'm any prize, but, it I do it myself, T allus had a way women and T often wonder Mothe what was the strange power I've|qiining had over 'em. Se s 1L the only | artmont place 1 could go in safety as far as| iy Ma's concerned, would be to some g man's home or to a homs T e s <l other . 1me ouna of events during taking place contor 15 minutes bus 5 S wait for down ed out stores, town in A blus and white, generation are sleeping, ing and playing while are howling, angry per« | hans because mother has been gons only two hours. An organ grinder, [1Te is biind as he stands there sing« ing he reccived more than one sym- A cripple comes Ditving the poor Sweet sixteen looking windows. Is she picking out those ses? She is not, 1 in the mirror, his nolsy ap« pears A wresling match right in the middle of the sidewalk. Mrs, "2t Woman app: with friend, over some bathing suits. They shoppine. front of de- collection of Some of the for | Since time immemorial lave bean shouting “Them v good old days!” with a stra regard for grammatical correctn: And people will continue to that same slogan for generations, for centuries, in fact, as long the world shall centinue, But how many people, after their shouting and bewailing about | | the loss of those good old days, can give one reason why those days were better than today. Oliserver, although not quite an oc- people glance, shont stands in the she's admiri all |y, poq boy makes 1ce od old The “In my brief periods of liberty 1| noticed that the fields in which T}| ran were full of popples which had | gone to seed. On my next escape 1! shook out the contents of a dozen | I pods and hid them in my| shoes. | New Britain Turners are con- sidering the employment of Prof. | | Rittmeyer_of Holyoke as instructor.' | The work ®f Reinhold Giersch and AR R vear | has been excellent, but a profession- al is desired. A two-ball men's foresome was played at the Maple Hill links this afternoon, the men pairing off as follows : H. D. Fayne vs, R. C Merwin, J. H. Kirkham ve. Frank | Corbin, J. E. Cooper vs Josiah Cooper, W. P. Felt vs. H. B. Board- | man, N. P. Cooley vs Arthur Bacon, G. M. Landers vs. Smith, E. A. | Moore vs. E. H. Davison, Powell vs. | to. | PaTsons, M. S. Hart ve. Henry Hart, | L. H. Pease vs. A. H. Abbe. Sig Sawtelle’s circus will be here next week The owner says that the is tired of high-priced g e 36's, Mrs, F. W, won- would look good in ons Jay walker crosses the rather tries to cross. Loud of brakes and a few blue ks as irate drivers try to obey signals and not strike slecpy nd and he stands there sings nning after it and climbing |aboard’ for that little piece of cools e |togenarian, has scen something of those good old days and is quite con tent with the way in which things are moving at present For instance, there's the much maligned automobile. Compare it with the horse and buggy so dear to the hearts of our grandfathers and |even our fathers. Where does good |old Dobbin stand? Going back far- ther, compare the s coacl | which occupied several days in m |ing the trip from New York to B ton, with the present fast moving | express trains which do the trick at | less cost and in about one-third la day. Then look at the old sailing ves {scls, the much celebrated and ujst pper ships. Weeks on the Atlan- the of the it tier | and his boats they took steps to ex- clude the new fmmigrants as of an inferior race. The news of the escape of the e P S SR e i of the succeeding disaster to the | Egyptians was censored by the That night, as 1 was led by the |\ 0 vie government and kept from camp-kettle, before being tied up jeMPS again, T threw a handful of sceds |3 Pt o was a into the mess of rice that was being | V1" ACOET 8RR, Mhea prepared for the evening meal. The | 1% (& J008% SOML 0Tt wno ‘dope’ of poppy seed 1s famous. An | T (% T hour after supper my guards Were | nory purchased his fiddle on the snoring like pigs. ) installment plan and took lessons by “Relieved of the necessity of quiet | -+~ was able to work free of MY| ‘cr e of loafers hung about and bonds. 1 then cut oft the pig-talls| iched the building of the pyra- of my nine guards, tied them to- | oo gether and, throwing a noose. lariat- | 51 aitempt was made to declare ¢ Shblis tashion, across the stream, 1 leaped | (1o jaw of Moses unconstitutional, |!1¢ occan between Europe and fhe cent circuses with the principal & | into the raging current and was When Cain killed Abel Adam re- limv.d ites as compared with five | iractioms vty ne principal at- | gyung safely across. An hour later | marked to Eve, “1 don't know what [1ays. AR, them was the good old slowy: for 25| cents, has been playing | L. TcPorted at our branchibank atfiny world is coming fto. The [SaFRI Inthone ftimes e a fillins i \Mr“ ““:;i Canton-on-the-Flannel. T am just|younger generation is certainly Sfl-‘ 8 really .(»nlnr(l‘\m: to worry | v, | great success, S U | as®glad as not to be in Chine at the [z to the dogs.” Tmagine three weeks of that torture |land RIS e e 2 . | present time." which makes persons wish they w here are now 49 fire alarm boxes dead. Imagine wearing a sickly in New Britain g At Last! h flice the other day and |Ye!lowish-green complexion for that fiRtoBtneroihice Y length of time. Tmagine having t “What was the West Pointer shot | told the Observer that he was about || 7 B 10 0 B, FREETT 1) | tor? [to start on his vacation, although he | WP o8 (TR T € 0 oo ‘He was out of step in the latest | hadn't, as yet, selected a place. The | WY (WAEBET0 BET AT Dexareel |o1d Vermonter is getting to be quite | o1 0niag Furopean travel in these |fry, where he planned to marry her, |8 friend of the writer of this db- 4,0, Then think of the stately Helen, hov met Roman. Mirl- partment and his chat was lv"fml;\' |Leviathan, with its faultless appoint- |sicz had accepted her romance, it appreciated, Inasmuch as he doesn't | o Bl i e R objoct to being quoted. Here's what |y) ot 1ar g st il he sald, as near as it can be re- | membered “Yes siree! There ain't nothing goin’ to held me back this summer. Lig 8¢ e growing the crops lers {f she suitable to alo! than streot or ng: sque s ng He is bl “noth i at 2 Goddard, Ppsy- a of Ohio, declarcd to Sy splashing the water all Bus appears and t in time to avoid a hower hath from the drinking founs Dr VIRE. AUPARATES nologlst of the Univt The gentleman ‘ralsehoods are AND € BROSSING s u jump on ssary ¢l of of tion,” 1 maintenance T o Shoots Givl, Then He Kills Self With Gun Fall River, Mass, July 18 (#— arles Mirisicz, 40, vesterday prob- ably fatally wounded with a revolver Helen Osiely 0, when she came his lodgi: house to invite his lady to wedd today to Roman Domnarisky. Mirisicz then killed himself with a shot fired into brain. Hel some would the 50- | | | I hout clements of Uncle Elijah Butterworth dropped to have Observations On The Weather Forecast: For eastern New York, falr, and continued cool Saturday: {Sunday fair; rising temperature in rior. ) was a sister of the late wife After the death of his had eent back money to oland to bring Helen to this coun= square any | v s which ac —Mrs. Charles Kuntz. Speaking of Evolution— Mrs. Fawcett: “Is your husband a golf fan?” Mrs, Greene: “Is he! Why, he| thinks the missing link is a lost golf course.” | 0 the hest ho- [was Henry Vord's bld e s | For northern New England: Part- I¥ cloudy Saturday, showers in east- earn Maine, Sunday, fair; slightly | N r For south AL THIEREY VIl nme < s BLUE MONDAY need not be Blue Monday The Milk Question The fam: into the country Y Lighten f¢ up. Waeh day i root properly &nd know haw 1o g0 abo new bulletin on HOMF LAUNDEKING, prepared sources, tells exactly what the m quipT: vers the bast laundery ing. Mluing, etarching AL R Send for it and save time and trouble ou equip vour wagh- yur Washington Bureau's from official _government were taking a drive | and tickled the cow's stomach and at for the job should b John spied a calf | he got it all right.” tied to the pil of a farm porch v and lying down in the tall grass. Jean, Jean, see the little cow lay- ing some milk,” yelled John. Father, surprised, asked John if | Giddy gold-digger (sweetly): he did not know where milk came| “And what do you want?" finding from. To serve as an object a burglar sneaking about her room. father drove on to a friend wh Ten minute yvegg: “Shut your| lived on a nearby farm and asked | darn trap and p it shut! I'm | him to let John and sister watch | looking for some money.” {nim milk. After the lesson, John| Sweet young thing: ell, don't returned with rather a crestfallen | get sore. Turn on the lights and I'll | air, and father asked if he knew|help you look.” now where milk came from. “Sure,” answered John, “the tarmer sat on & one-egged stool n N v Jay 1 interior tlook is mostly fair v day and Sunday in the s of the Mississippi river ex t thunder showers are probahle ng the east The | ather 1 cool over | districts on e will mod- to warmer on Sunday v England: Partly | Sidl S Rits RlUEHE . H. Edwards. phil market sweaters and Fill out the coupon below " Another Business Afn't What It Used to Was " ler enst tha al | fnteryie .CLIP COUPON HERE......... New D. ¢ LAUNDERING or ¢ hing the announced somet n Bureau, iington ] stamps, Gult t Biitatn Herald. pris continy ana enclose here- e lightly ge « in that region | 8at lera soted favoring t on and re-eject 1928. ‘This h | s the mineral produc- |tion In Alaska was more than tem times the amount the United States pald Russia for the territery. e . ETATE * nistration nee 188 Sl | B I am a reader of the —Geoftrey Gill. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden), any technicalities in the tereensasassnsasengen and | getting the ships. Tale gang destroy ing the aliles backward at & religious faith,