New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 16, 1925, Page 6

EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, JULY 16, 1925. New Britain Herald /0000000 v i FactsandFanciesl e I, s s up directly HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY P nan biolo BY ROBERT QUILLEN so Il my lunch.” it it in form —— —Herman Gordon, Tasued Daily (Surn xcept | S ' y chool, which | — At Herald Bldg., 67 Ch r : AR ; ; | Amertcanism llowing tha| Today's Sermon Eiar mpossible to transm rowd; scolding becanuse the place | “I don't know what the young SURSCRIPTIION|EATE LLogh itred characteristics, as Lamarck | is so crowded, [l today are coming to!" be- 48,00 & Year X imed, while Sir Francis Galton, o e ed Aunt Maria, “it says in the | $2.00 Three Mout : : S 7 Galton's Law, held the| Scenery: That green stuft | 1 Van Swank wore h glimpses of betwcee he was the cat's, his e immense, and his trous- | yrding to this How About It Folks? Entered st the Post At} . @ the parents of e e : UL e The Ananias prize, so far . i as Bocond ) ¢ Goes to the guy who ran his car | yright, 1025, Reproduction From coast to coast, without a| Forbidden) on an aver {5 Among the lost clvilizations that | n attractive is the onc that \ blooey in 1914 e s togetl g | pare b . s | And “not a nickel for repair!" hira gen \ k National honor s pecu sensi- | Then there is also | tive when it hasn't been too darned | Bing! | 5 Moran: “My alarm clock woke fsm, the conten- ; me this morning for the first ti sleep will make you live Rerh! me what's the use of liv- | montha : “How did that happen?” - St : “My wife hit me on the| and a host of — i knowledge of | The best argument yet advanced in favor of re is the Soviet's contempt for it “it s now under- | 2 By Amalie Mayer thropology, pale- rorabl A Chinese Puzzle Member Audit Burenn of Circulatio : . v;n: »‘ irenn tion FHE DICTION ARY slood that contology gives a true | T've got a problem on my hands, which f ' EVOLUTION though incomplete record of .|,,_‘ | My girl is going floo | ors w Each time I say to her, “Let's eat,” Lol o) : red exis forms of life” When one | : | | JFROM every empty Each el aavjte dan Loty bin in this city comes are ba T t t ools 76 nto account the enormous 1 lo girl so very much bl g \ : [ | v e and | literature written on the subject— | L 1 don't know what to do; What 1= the meaning of the | local auvert inder | popular and for the serious — the g | Tho proof is, though 1 hate the | term *Holiccentric?” 0 the CI'“,""BU)/ coal! Buy - g In | huge circulation of the press which Tk “’ :\‘1(“1 o A. This Is stronomi T The Herad atly 1 " b 0 ¥ , to G hat i York at Hotaling's & § t tes, te rence to | from time to time contains the new ihs AL man | tressed in the bellet that In the long | - e e loves to play mah jong | T \ 1 ha owzithepworicemoye €n Years | Has Chinese prints upon th: I ONE NEW POLICEMAN i 5 t saying | run it will make no difference what | ,pq 5 thing's simplicity was indi- | And 1t will not be long } o x MERELY A BEGINNING ! el L the school teachers in Tennessee or | cateq by the words, “a woman can | Until, upon a Chinese rug | : | elsewhere are forced to omit. He | fun it." 1% i 1 v s Buy coal now! removing a fishhook fror flesh? ? s ar she'll me squat A. When the barbed 12Y | who has a mind to enter into menfal | = : | While she serves tea, an almond | fichhook ered th ming majority 1n | rescarch need not go far to find all | DON't judge men by thelr ‘,m“' bt 5 nokaftempfitogiem oyeRiEsbyon udge the views by the kind of men | With maybe a Kum Quat. it directly out. Such a proce that hold them, | will cause ration of pointment be intelligent enough | There is an anecdote about Socra- | = I'm really worried o'er the girl; tissues. plan is to / a ° nize them, or too prejudiced | teg that is pertinent in this connec- It anybody now thinks the old | She scems to have good scnse, press sha f the heok men Lot - . folks in the way, it is because they | And yet each tim the pe ) 1d outw are too k on the dance floor. | She burns Chinese Han ip: | out on s who do not seek facts | he can absorb. some sect f r of religious fun mentalism | tjon, It {s said that a youth once of comprom t con- ditlons ; fauoit ! V't | came to the Greek philosopher and | AV CLinesa thotith we i i Sl . | PrOVn it the findings of scien-| (ol him he wanted to gain much ! Most of America’s present troub- | When we are wed, e'er long; | e s with| oW 2.0 knowledge and grow up into a wise | les are caused by the fact that our |1 fear, if we should have a child | p wire cutter a and havin 3 e lt!zens oa o man. Socrates seized the youth and | consciences don't function a! . the Foo . gl he S . n i e under water il 56| e i Teaching men to) om iow ! | T80, s poor lad almost drowr When he | think. Popular conception of edu-| Bernice: “I don't believe you love | ey 7 i = T, 2398, Tel, 3208. finally stopped the learned man |cation: Teaching men w o | e Asi v ichilas vou ised o asked the youth: “When vou .e\'l‘-\fl"\' | Gene: “How can 1, when you only | ang red r rries will not mak e vt 3 o : me a date Saturd qaTa tiine | under water did you want air? ive 1 late on Saturd d ood jelly out the addition “Yes” g y. “Well, when | ,on is one who will take the pill = : : : PN PEIELOE SANTEN AIEL. 1/ o ; Seihors “Pmire a5 P, (2 Oty @ FIDRL vou desire knowledge as badly as|without looking at the label on the More Unncual (i Ay ',A:‘" i ““;'J fi?flfl%@@@’%@%&%@g@fi it that strawl ENTIRE CONTENTS COPVRIGHTED oy tdeairaatale yortw il dpetiityl ez Weaver: “How did you come out , and thercfore will not ma on your ing trip?” jelly by the ordina Haretlsinoaelior i R W s and concealing them, This down is < That committee of experts Who | piop o S b hat dog )y o DODLE L s ql ripe, because 1 ture, which makes it so valuable. | L] | pronounced the Connecticut river Filey: i eer L ormerly, as still in Greenland, Sl . % 105 DRCEXESSEE which furnjshes perhaps the largest . iChYE [ipracticallysres trom pollution iy Sndretgiun ! &g kS part of the down sent to {he mar-| {yif 1 popular | pave heen devold of a sense of — tho ) 1 g L dir! | i ¢ down was taken trom the It They Were Living Today e Judd¥upon imend R et o he e (As Recorded by Sylvan Crosbie) 2 & feundioniconiS G el the | 1 it RGNS arch in | what constifutes poliution than the - 1 AR 1y tain measure of protection | (Y ‘1 Il . Ofl Sl t' o by nce - t e § g Hercules — “Ten years ago 1 was | 4 the greasy parts wit itrotuced tnto. turopean UOUIL O INGUITY OETS SolutLD, L e alno = ey i T fining evolu- { grdinary mortal. a weakling, and the boys I pla crude oil and turpentine, or with Gl G eTETL o G i y : ) ter's aional, e | i Vs 3 with called me ‘sissy.’ Now I can ' kerosene, and let these sof s do | 5 Ml | a8 : ! coitior L Gnetwho nasismellediitionce, ERYE — lisxpand myechisticony Lot and ik ilnelc s s D jittle hollows or chambers in the | remar out eta T | nothing of holding a couple of tons | with a sharp p | ! 1 below Middletown, wonders s o R e strength | wire bru e 7 soil and among the rocks of | 20N T ok SWSTEL L wire: bru cot 1ting hills — accommodations of | Y.ondo uly 16 —Th v to X-O exercisers, and X-O iron!the grease off, and finish hy washing g hills i O onden, July 16 (M—The govern tabiets the Fur el Pt = h the ducks were quick to take | ment apparently still has hope of Teen staurant SRarciliiet s , mei] e ‘,‘ "“']“ tirpen ine. | advantage. Many such eider folds |solving the coal crisls, notwithstand= to make bread pudding, but | 3 s ! : ) 3 exist in N ing the mine worke refusal to ae- you don't know it. e o e el bR oy fenenVeRas e 5 Pl ceereG fasl vponeriy: ugs | cept the proposed court of inquiry S : e ason and what do they o549 gown are en fr o their dispute with the mine | el 7 im ¢ had each nest at intervals of a few da ers. The court, it is believed, - the dumping b s v il ent Eo st E e ach n T ol Ll it [ R R : L n usually bullds her |y ¢he owners of Wil be held whether the miners ad- what they are | “UC LR IO BEyVRatT ot i W IR GG Tl ey (01 4 o heir refusal or reconsider ams as well as the main river to | p " X ST AT llable crev and has cen reached, when sh il et sm rets all during been known to place its bulky t o i7 e government could legally de« the battle of Waterloo, and that 5 in t} at fortunes have : ks £ f ac P e, t half ir attendance, but such a At v cuniine by ihosa | Loy RETe HA ERsAL com (oKt JOPIDg ; > CEES o 1 b- | ster ther unli The own- 3 ® during my exile on &t Helena Gtk e o : fortuncs gin with 8 ¥ ¢ iff a fow P 1 anr €ac ers % to be willing to attend DILLG '1\”\" 2 S CELEnT Rl N A ry finely speckled all over)qyys i much r anin ] whether or not the miners whiffs make! i W T 5 self-respecting fish could would organiz irty of the cxperts and | fusc and waste in the feeder the waters of the Con unemploye menace.’ " 0 taken Cleopatra — “I keep my teeth o G e neludes the t hand that 5 ical writers this morning . 5 1 mployed on the steering | gl ATojtCothcast § mpl 2y 1 fro 1s. I rnment has no intention s many a mar t g Columbus — “Before setting out | fective de it f ) 1 of confining the inquiry to “ascer- & the river that is proud of . B on my famous voyage 1 made sure | he as "l - down, e former as "d tainment of whether the miners® Jliness and his personal ap- e stil] remote sections of | MY Shipst were varnished with Ein- Of course, perfect cleanliness' o wages shall be reduced or thelr houre ish-o, and upon my return from he first requisite. However, bi- tended,” 15 slleged by the miners’ America 1 found that the varnish|carbonate of soda applied dry wit federatio n Al o fac- | “femininity” — and their status as ; applied dry with lerati 4 is communicatinj S E AT was as good as ever.” ler puft or a nt cotton, ith the men’s representatives wit into a streara | = & = | Queen Elizabeth — “Many friends | o poonful (slightly moist- A view to convincing them that there inese of huns . g A ! and admirers have asked me h 1 bed under the are no pre-conceived ideas regarding new 8 ng | manage to keep my complexion so! said he simple but effect the court’s investigations beyond an clear and lemished. My secret v the 14 he 3 Ir | !% intention to examine the situation | is this: Before retiring 1 rub in a: “Mar the originate? ! 'uj E and discover how to get the industry Jab of Mushart cold cream, and & origin of the m 1 i A » fon a 1 economic basis. RIS by IcloRingtih s nores willibaihars tealylhve s annlinlie Mo —_— There is considerable opinion, tn which the government is sald te eae! piece of fce.” s from the fact that T} SR Ay 5" 95 Vears Aeo Today |norrts austimer =1 s Al e Boll Are Tdicted. Tor Kidha SR 1 RSN S s ) ¥ o for breakfast, a v ¥ Hin identifieq it with | " | pend or withdraw their proposals fon 25 Years Ago Today |vr=o o b : S Lo wing Own Son e e eoriat s Bre H i e | L) - industry can start entirely un< ration insel i 0 2 3 : S N h ot > tion | Bive my well known ‘Liberty or P8y lates ar - July 16 (P—Mrs Vir cided that no official action | FV8 T EEC FUANE f S e e ELKS PRIZE DRILL WINNERS back »r € s"z‘ ‘:drmk from the water-pitcher.’ By g 53 7 - S Portland, Ore, July 16 (A—Bak- ing u‘)f : ‘. ,: n i s i o : < ke : f 5 lifornia, won first prize in' SR “”; st | Secking Knowledge SR o t n lete. ; : oiieq (the drill team contest at the annual A | cClerk: “I've shown you e P < gt J o amed onvention of the Benevolent and - an offictal lin s byt : ’ similar ¥ Protective Order of Elks here this Observations | "viiiir o 1 wordns | ol of clth in the store. Sadam, was meiene v e ann i 7§ EIOIEClith (Ordat o Bikahtes) s S i um- | 2 L i B, t 3 a 8 ective will ¢ J i A Gl S : € srailelnr n, Michigan, was second with n e vesterday afternoon wher av s « 1o 0| was pre auisionl son from the lawn s { th §4.8: Detroit, Michigan, fourth i 5 r | The Iniy nest door has a aress mad i R A, b TATnd Boise, Idaho, sixth, out of it, and I just wanted to find a out how much 'I‘“’ i S \, f n over us e ven cu t two ARRVSTED AS AUTC THIEF —Pau o . 3 Josephine, 8, ar o5C0e. ridzeport, July 16 UP—Stephed m:kn; : brua : A De I appeared soon after tl V 1. 24, 140 George street, Rox+ ML overed hy his father in ibury, Mass, was arrested by the pos 4 Stanle ) ectic s, and Mr. Canaday was indict- |jjce : d with the theft of Pockits are usefull to put th 1 ¢ e, on g r kidnapping in San Antonio, n North Adams, Mass,, in, sutch as your hands wen you ¢ a After Roscoe disappeared July was tound'm this see your teetcher coming down the | practice act. ¢ that the | hig grandmother, Mrs v Cana- c ast Sunday and Whalen was street and you want an ixcuse stush fund | qay, said a red-headed woma rrested on his return from a trip n boot-leg- | g ght was the ho 12T, Ito New York., when he attempted to € mMAanyY paq taken him away ir 1 an im it. He is being held as & 1 A 3 The m‘ku Wil hile with two n t r furitive from justice from the North vou want jon for s 1 last January to tip your ons in Antonio to put in loose cf t 1y | tha nex n e | STODDARD WINS TITLE Sometimes gerls Q Vas 1 characte 5 GIRL KILLED | New Haven, July 16 (/) — C. ) Lincoln 16 (4 toddard, Jr., won the city amateur r golf tournament at the New Haven Country club here vesterday, making the best gross of 36 holes. Second ater, [place was taken by W. 8. Woodruf?, bot- [Jr, winner of the tournament last The best net score was turned in by B. D. Finn up with A i | P iy RLUE MONDAY sh day need not be Blu v 1t vou equip vour wash- vout t o ington Bureau's ;. are - icial _government for the job should de, ng, bolling, rinsing, bleache e BTEL I e et LLECE Tihbons, ties. sweaters and time and trouble F out the coupon below d is re- TROLLEY WORKERS OUTING : i r | prised s o ) i .....CLIP COUPON RERE of many Ar. | rough waters of t as soon ¢ . Sl rna- | In one of the cabins an ‘ come to pluck eastly ? the N ) gl el IR Ry Al of | trying to read, but that famous sea | removed down from her breast with | S5 the Hew Ritwis Ba : D £ O T on | sickness dtd not let hir | which to them during her of ;av na of-Hirttord, 22l a knock on the door! {absence, thus both blanketing them '