New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 27, 1925, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHWNG COMPANY Tasued Dally At Herald Blg, BUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year $2.00 Theee M unday Bxceptad) Eatersd &t the Post Office at Now Niitaln aa Sccond Clusa Mall Matter, TELEPHONE CALLS Rusiness Office ; Editorial Rooms ... press toom alway Member of the Associated Press, Associated tled to th Pros use for “d t 61 Chureh Street . Aonth, w Times Lntr GIVING THI ADVICE TO GRADUATES iniversity, ! ance here caning rela- ),—, nius finds his way | of huwan | deavors, the criterion of * ucation” Connecticut last tioned | towed the tr This ** given many {here | or the backwoodsman with talent or | to the center uctivities und outshines | the college graduate in material gn- But such instances are not he value of an ed. which by the way s a h abused term, llor the value cducation does not lie In Its to provide wealth and the power of the an provide; education r oughe weighed Ldu- the accumulation not, e des with dollars. comprises —qil some Know ¢ monelary value but satlsfaction 1 upon its and purest conceptions, & cducation provides the means ssarily and solely ary means of mak FEWER MARRIAGES; MORL DIVORCES rrespondent in Washing his story on fewer yea Ha ord county present da end of the present day” I keen observers much t. and when it 18 nformation that s continue on the increase, orc is even an additional morsel inty, as |t only ite registering, more divorces, is 1o keeping times. nd fewer ed on not the is Lard to understand why @ol- trend of i county should be so old-fash- to stick to the orlginal and divorce, well for the other missions v the circumstances. to send to the in this matter we something worth while Tolland county, probabl , the surprise of Nutmeg- ing in qgher ald pereentag unties, s relating to worth repeating — | of 3.3 percent the decrease during year | outdistanges the college graduate; | guard the health of the community 50 far as A& pure milk supply can do so, When milk supply 1s all Grade A It also might be well carcfully regulate the handiing milk bottles, the to | of | one | These go from family to anothe one day they be in a family whero sickness | —probably contaglous may Hliness—pre- | vails, and the following day be in a lomicyje A report where there is no illness. the Merald last winter that disease was believed to veached | ! | have been spread In one instance in thls manner. 1t would scem that a | thorough cleansing of milk bottles, s serving pure | in a manner to kill all germs, is quite as necessary milk. This is not saying, of course presept cus- but is merely a suggestion that that such is not the | tom no chances be tuken, and that no pells of carclessness be allowed to NIGHT AIR MAIL SERVICE With the the night | York | inauguration on July 1 ot the rvlco between New night of first alr-mail and Chicago, the government's air- the step forward since The Chicago pland mail service will take Iwill contribute anost important its imuguration, lighted air- and Chey- which has been iu service for way hetween rly a year, eviiently has proven to the e with emer- light sta- frequent Intervals enroute, as feasible as fiying by day. satisfaction of govern- ment that night flying, geney landing fields and tions at is quit Night achievement flying is an American There Is no record of ighted alrways or any scheduled European instance of the night alr- flying on any plane lines. As an thorou; s of preparation needed to maks night-fiying on regular schedules possible it is only neces- that emerfency been provided recount landing fields h 10 to 15 miles apart in the moun- these sary to Pennsylvania, being illuminated high ered beacons and flood-lights. Care- tain region of with oS- It-house men are sta- Janding takers and tioned at the emergency fields, Such a technical system highly manifestly demands a large and ef- ficient organization, The cost of the service so far has in excess I socialist Factsand Fancies tant when all parts of the ceuntry will §e served by alrmall fiyers, The greater the possibilities of service the gréater the possibilities of mak- fng the service pay its.way, . 25 Years Ago Today A special town meeting was held last night, at which W, E. Attwood presented a resolution for the formal acceptance of the soldiers’ monu- ment on September 10, 1000, A, J. Sloper inoved thel $1,600 be appro- priated. Councilfian Patrick ob- jected and sald $100 was enough, but he was defeated, A committee of 60 has been appointed to arrange for the dedication ceremonies, Howard 8. Hart and family and P. Hart and famlly gone to Cottage City. John Schmidt's house on Ozone Heights was struck by lightning last night. The bolt tore open a section of the roof and knocked some bricks out of the ‘chimney. Another bolt steuck a leaky gas jet in Conrad Wahrenjleger's saloon on Arch strect, AMng the dome with flame, Alderman John Pinches stopped & runaway horse on Maln street this morning. The freshman class at high school in the fall will consist of 167 pupils, to which number the Model school 30, the Convent school 33, the Grammar school 98.{ and Plainville 4 ! The New Britain branch of the | lahor party held a sort of revival party last evening and elect. | 1 the following officers: Organizer, les . Patrick; recording secre- | ary, Edward Tapthorn; financial | secretary, Max Bre treasurer, Grorge Schenck, Washington Camp, P. O, 8. fected the following last President, Robert E. L."Brown; vice- president, FPrank Col master of forms, George Blinn; conductor, H. H. Hall; Inspector, Charles Fox; guard, Frank Burt; trustee for 18 months, J. T. Russell; delegates to te convention, J. T. Russell, J. 1. McNeal, H. M. Fyer, I'rank Burt, A. I. Thompson, F., E. Vensell! alter- n , George Blinn, H. H. Hall. F. Colt, Charles Tox, § K. Emley and E. Whe in; BY ROBERT QUILLEN Next: The Society of Those Tn-| vited to Ride In the Los Angeles. The team that can win games in the 9th won't finish below third in | the race, | have |, | Each time his ship came into port Come on folks, let's all and each Take W trlp to Good Cheer Beach Bask in humor, swim in fun, Til the summer days are done! Fifty-Fitty Duncan: “Did the doctor help you?" Ferguson: “Not any more than I helped him.” ¢ A Sad Sea Tale By Marlon Harriman Sweet Bessle Bkip was pestered by A lovesick eallor boy; Whenever Bessle wandered nigh He'd holler, “8kip, ahoy!" This jack tar's name was Peter Jump, A queer one as names go, But Bessle found he was no chump At m‘akmg love, oh no! Pete Jump would go #8 sce Hin lady love and he would court The mald right lustily; But g1l advances she repelled Till 'one night he satd: “Bess, Why is it, though your hand I've| held, You never will say ‘Yes?'" “Well, Parson us,” 8he sald, her heart athump, | “And folks would laugh at sueh a| miss, A Hopp, a Skip and Jump! 1'd rather by an ox be gored 'hap laughed at, don't you see?" That's how Pete got dumped over- board— And now he's all at sea! Hopp would marry o Bob There | Robert: “We Kknow each other | protty well, now. Why don't you call me Bob?" { Retty: “Because you're baldhcad- —Rudie L, | {ond part | A clty directory is a book telling where prople lived last year, | Not Interested Emery: “P could learn to love| you, Adeline."” | Adeline: “I'm sorry, but I'm look- ing for a husband.” —Mrs, Frank Markowitz. On the Joh Is he a builder who gets himself | | over SERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City Among other changes which will be wequired in New Britaln wjthin a short " time is a changoe if the charter providing for the appoint- ment of an expert road and sewer builder as president of thé board of public works or as an official under the direction of the board. In a recent tglk to one of the clvic clubs, Chalrman I'rank L. Conlon of the board furnished sta- tistles which, no doubt, surprised some of thoso seated around the tables. The road mileage in New Britain is increasing yearly and the popularity of the automobile makes it necessary to Improve @Il high- ways, The old village street has dis- appeared, There are machines on overy thoroughfare and the owners want smooth surfaces. In addition to keeping roads in repair, the pub- lic works board also has new streets added to its custody every year.| Sewers must be constructed, gutters built and grade lines maintained. Although the entire board of pub- lic works is responsible to .the| mayor, the burden usually falls on the shoulders of the president, who | is the direcling head of the com- | mission. Under the peesent arrange- | ment he Is expected t6 devote only part of his time to ndlnmls(crlug‘ the deépartment, But those elose to | the government realize that it will be soon necessary {0 engage an all- | time man avho can concentrate on | his job and attend to every detail | entrusted to him. | Chairman Conlon has made a splendid executlve, He.has thrown | all his enthustasm and ability into | |is work. It is doubtrul if the city.| will ever have in the office anotHer | man who will give 8o many hours of his day to the work. and Its People wanted to ride on the trolley. It looked llke a stalemate, with not enough change on either side of the discussion to complete the transaction, But just when there looked no way out of it the car- rid®r reached into & pocket, Eot out some real money, and bought him- self some tokens, George didn't say anything; good motormen always exercise dlseretion, These here new fangled dance aftairs ain't what they's cragked’ up to be, not by a long shot. I been a-travelling around the Wew Eng- land states with our brand of maple sugar that we get from our farm up in Vermont and I had the oc- casion of stoppin’ at a hotel not long ago in one of Connecticut's largest villages. And they was a- havin] one of them dances there. Now if you think I'm 6pposed to dancin' you have got another guess a-comin’, as the feller says. No siree, not on your tintype, I ain't opposed to dancin’ what 18 dancin’, it you get my.meanin’. I be in the neighborhood of 70 years now, but they don’t make 'em no spryer, it 1 do say It myself. Why, I remem- ber when they wasn't a sprightlier hand at doin' the Virginny Reel or the Lancers than I was, and that was only two years ago when they held the big barn dance down at Whittaker's farm, But these here new fances I8 away off. I'll tell you just what I seen with my own eyes at one of these shindigs. T was a-sittin’ up on that guised with the Eyetalian name of Mezzyneen and I had a good view of what was a-goin’ on, that is be- | fore .10 o'clock, when I retired as | has been my custom since I was The row hetween the- city of New Britain, as party of the first part, and the New York, New Haven and Martford rallroad and the Connec- licut comrpany, as party of the sec- | is beginning to read like | an old fashioned nusical comedy. | There was a time when & city was | supposed to have some authority | its own territory. But bit by | bit, the citicd of Connecticut have lost their home rule powers which | | are now vested in state commissions | | whose acts in the past have shown them to favor the trust, Within necticut transportation | the past week the Con- company has shown its knec-high to a horsefly. In the first place, that there party didn't git under way 'til well after 9 o'clock. The orchestry was all dressed up in these here full dress suits, tuckseedos, is what I heard a feller say they was. They went into the dance hall and pulled out the cornets and the slide trombones and.the bass drum and instruments what looked like pi A feller told me they was saxyfoues, and I don't blame ‘em neithers Pretty soon the gals and their beaux started in arrivin’. 1 never seen such a display of bare nccks and shoulders since I was down to 48 & hint that T wakn ted, sa T went up to my room and went to bed, . That night I dreamed that I was locked up in a bass drum and a drummer was poundin’ on the out- side 1 they was ot of them other 1#truments in drum with ricky apd'they sounded like that dance = or the time the boys drank all that clder, This 15 the season of the yi when it's all over, even the coni- mencement. The old grads flock back to the colleges like homing plgeons and fly about in weird cos- tumes which are flashier than even the most condemned young cake- cater would venture ferth in. Pa ents of the graduates fill'the halls at high school, grammar school, nor. mal school, military school and oth- er school graduation exergises. Na. turally, though, mahy are unable to attend any exercisés while no ene |can attend them all, Therofore, for the benefit of our hungering readers, we present herewith a composite, program of the ceremonies conduct- ed everywhere throughout this ad- mittedly broad and allegedly dry land: irst, there was a class day or™ night. At this the class historian arose, told how the good class of '25 surpassed those of other years, and thrilled his readers with the st of class officers elected each term, The class will was read. The head of the institution received the affec- tion and gratitude of the class; thc instructors were given ‘its thanks; the class of "26 recelved condolénces that it could not equal the class of '25 and also all stray textbooks, cuts and paSscs; the échool in general was bequeathed several questions. dealing mainly with words such as Walker, Hale and Butler which were gpelled, as Nere, with Initigl capitals, The class prophet looged his light. ning; In the future, tH® class presi- dent was to attain the chair mow 3 balcony that has been dis-$aeld by Calvin Coolldgs, while oth- |ers would be movie actors, lawyers, “dnc!ors, beauty shop proprietors. generals and bootblacks, with: the less known classmates bracketed to- |gether in an “I saw there with {him—"" sentence. | S8econd, thers was the commence. |ment’ day {tself. The salutatorian |welcomed the gueats and parents in lexcitingly usual terms. The valedics |torlan spouted at length on the vir- fues of. his alma mater, omitting such things as cranky Instrgcters, | failing pupils, financial difticulties, land fraternity dances. At the col- |1oges e orated in Latin, so the audi- |ence let it go peacefully over its col- Il:-r-lh‘e head. At lésser institutions, he spoke in alleged English, which was wotse because the lsteners |tried to understand it. . \ A learned doctor, géneral, author. attogney, or city officlal delivered the me and they was all a-playin’ like @ the Old Howard in Boston,in 1906, address of the day, calling attention i h e inoame. by , one would | There's nothing 2 wit | . ontempt for New Britain by refus-| o i of the income, but no on There's nothing wrong® with the |, wel| ang constructs theortes? . | SON'emMPpL for B! ¥ Somethin’ scandalous, it was. 1 wa as |10 the hitherto neglected fact that cquires miere think of the kind of governmental Seather this year except faulty dis-| g pe & furrier who skins his |18 (0 Pay for the :lmo‘ufl ot ::ctmmk,"r what Mother would gay it |these young men (or women) Were e ’ : ¢ that would eliminate a | tribution. companions and tans the hides of | Myrtle strect switch = despite the | ;o ooy g 4 geen mo then and I |B0Ing forth to take their places in R et e by his children? fact that the city is destrous®f 4ay-| o, it “volignin’ it neither. The gals |!lfe. Starting the , original line of non-paying service which a Easy, brethren! A little perse- Is he a plasterer who lays it on | ing permancnt pavement on that | o 0 g0y o0 had on some mighty |thought that they must alwayg strive same time helps to develop an im- | cution will make evolution a cause |y i °0 € PESUEE TS B Lo Sig | thoroyghtare, 1t has made use of | UL iu8 e “ihough and they Sy |10 4o their best in spite of the temp- f por transportation in- | instead of a theor Hrivan 1o, the wall e his creditors? | he roadway ever since the Farm- | M ¥ CRM HET L i, [tations which unserupulous individ- (il recelpts this year | Is he a haberdasher who glorles| INEton avenus line was opened and, | g oo \hem was smokin' on cig. |UAIS Wwould cast in thelr way. and Jistry 2 N s | A and of plenty is one whose b 2 *|it 15 to be supposed, has profited | Sore i |bringihg down the house with the o5 Ui plris) ihey iarg 1 not exceed $500,000, in his home ties and collars his | ) arets and gazin’ around as if they as o girls, probably wil tiches “are so vast the blg fellows | po M8 ROWE 1IE8 BAT OO e | thereby. But now that it is asked to | SR G SR MUIES 3G g g8 funprecedented statement that youth finery and frecdom Eréatly. | pecording 1o oficial estimales, | can grab them all. Smpilon TR0 {spend a tew paltry doliars, it snaps | ¥4 (LG et B E e w15 he hope of the world. g araT icult for | .timates hile the govérnmental ’m"\'h'f"‘ who hurls oaths|® tubber band around its purse and Bib what they wbild of-bean better | The diplomas were .then passed S omeos. [0 mect the Te- | oo o wation for the seryice for| There may be more pests out In| in athlete who hirls oaIhS | cetusés to contrigute, i v A ‘out, and of course Michael Aloysfus a little Ronw o ! appropriatior | the rural sections, but they are noty ‘ ey P plEt | Every day the New Haven road| . | McBriarty got the one intended for nd year is Al ent official who difhgrees with him2 || ol humbs at the public|, 1he, fellers was mostly younguns, peniamin Isaae Krakovitch. 3 3 o altained | coYeInmenEo ORI e an author who writes for| " G0 o 18 LIUTDS P ions | and they stood around in the lobby [~ P m i = sample copies of & magazine and| DY ite practice of switching frelght| 0% o101 jikg they was used to g sublishes the secrets of others o | AT over several railroad crossigs| .., "things s a regular diet of . average!| IR Sl {at the busiest hours of the day. | 8 ! L the world? ] food, when more then likely them Sy | | The Whiting street, Eim street and 2 : continental airmal Is he a judge who lays down the | same boys had been lookin' for- | Sl 1 to_bin ifs and listens to.every | MO street, crossings tn particular | (S0 (L M ong mer| () Tb W Hl fronel L0RL0RS Ak kdylely eYCrY | are affected. Apparently the mayor | pLY ‘ n e Weainer | beggar ‘Who comes to his door? | As far as I could, find out them as | S B intends to have a show down. He i g il | —Adele Fremstein, | MU | looked the boredest was a-havin —— i A ger extens | Ty { will find the people are with mm.m‘p Bast (imeanaiit was'a Face (ol ROYS AND HIGHER the over- | More to the Point iEBecctirgot New I ian: A e (| LN Wi Woonldilock iboreaert then ||o L orecast Kot eastarl New St ors : | trom the east| Tirift conslats In telling the wite| *“What makes you think thatPubli¢ highways The New Haven),, oiher, if you catch what I mean. |Generally fair and doolér in north EDUCATION il = e £ ® | cooa 15 such enthusiastic | 101 has no moral or legal right to| “ny o "5l in gtarted pretty quick [and partly cloudy possidly lecal | to popu- that she JooRs so much more pa- Goodwin ls such an €nthusiastic| gu1;0 them and use them for sreight | i 2 bt b b Among the ex- | frician in simple things, gardener b | after the folks came to :hn place |showers in south portion Satur tenstons plannec ! **| 8o Epgland will pay with rubber.| ot bboliafonSgardeninKETeyer s e Gar o s il Yolu [ om0 ovty g ton {0 New York — and it is SOMe= At last we know what “an elastic | saw = . e \he. cashior | folks have such a hard time learn- | Ko b i i | ™5 es. but-has he any callouses on | 204 nonchalantly hands the cashier |, ,% "y, 000 1t wasn't like that n |Probably light local raina Baturda + surprising 1 m:: extension | currency™ mea IiHis 1-'\6‘1:“' ' i | — pardon, we meant to say motor- | day “.!; they was 8o clumsy |cooler by Saturday night; Sund v 1 existence, Derhaps v e L ] Gtk 1. Tischmag, |Man — & twenty doliar bill thers | (Y, d8¥ WAV “ieh Bas B 6 TN ooy, raduates of roment thinks New EDg- A el i "8 |is bound to be some discusslon over | N | T IO e felior |- The indications are for mostly {air comes aduales A Ve e cek a at-\Week g te Th o] ol e one- BH“ o & o ® a, da 3 : sk e e to e N R O G loa W BEa -t cants it. The motormen on the one-man | &, YISO VAR ST T O Hwvegiher, Saturday and Bunday in the ways o pnca Ll LWeel | . o» trolley cars are not private banksigy ' 4o Ana T says to myselr, |Stafes east of the Mississippl river. beginni pretty mueh | pay cxtra money for speedy “"‘ A - | To a Fiapper Triend of Mine | sometimes they may have $20 h; well. if foxes trot like that it's a | TheroMs some probability however of th plan i to cap Thacit | The Card 1 Sent | money on hand, and sometimes not | r\l'y“h")' aln'€ more fur coats made |/ght local showers on Saturday n e at the Bos- G5 e - graduation time is here oLy HoL out of thelr skins. |the Atlantic states north of. Virginia. . delayed until w than he with my wishes most sfhcere | Ge€orse Chipman, one of the vet-| "y oo™ “onoq"q14 they dance the [Co0ler weather will overspread the 1 s (ablished s nity” 1 sent to Eay O O | wallas erd¥anifer filioW R exiEwny) | YEIE EAURNLIOE a0t mid-Atiantic e The chief difference betwcen auto | Congratulations on the day! company, who liolds down & Job Of} [ oo than couldn't have done as States faturday night. Moderate o Bse evada, o Pas Wash- £ " : ; * :\ : “.l ”. i | fie Catdin \lran{ careeming between New Britain And\mofl as a feller we called Faty temperature will provail Sunday in {ngton e that 1a expected 10 [ HEE0 REC ot eame way, © | Tour graduatjon time s here lainville, has had a plentitude of | ) " ng wag supposed to be the [northern sections"cast of the Missis- mail from ‘eastern points | TF - | | And judging by your face, my ‘!"nr..‘;"“.‘)zm' % I‘J.nfln.‘:‘ :“::..c,:fl‘;‘";z’ worst dancer in Addison county, 1|5ippl river. cnokane, Tacoma. POf=| Tho stute may control what the | You've paint enough, and powder,: ‘¢ one-man o LR don't suppose most of them young- » pok 3 | operated; but the one which came | W BOPFOTE HUCH i o n Canadian points. | young age taught; if only it could too, 3 A o e an g e o Yo, M-hmuunstmu \\na: (u on a“. { .”v.x 'Boy on Handlebars of 4 o oy HovATas by s s edle case ! | ce yhe s e that the 3 565 o rrom Chicago to ' control what they learn. o here's a needic case for sou which. o began talling sbout & |CCPL masbe it whs one that they | "pioy e Gruck by Taxi - cwise is planned, > S X e 3 f 8 80 = WREIW: e ol v azardville, Conn., June 27. t ke wi planned, | w0 oot teil by the way a man| To My Boy — on Gradustion | {S% 0878 850 — was what ths 000 | ory anows. Hazardville, Conn., June 21, (P— ts are it Wilk b8 | oysgox his town just what ft was | The Card 1 Sent ",‘u'n‘l‘; Ll s Then when the dance was over, 1nm'n'h dm;,n. :t )l'px:rslrol‘d 'urx: the T nad a | My boy, ¥ adua ots : : the c ¢ © out of the |dtratford hospital suffering from a ¢ elion NeLTRITHE e O e | Tois mount aoroest Lite mever sotg| George had just started on one | it end. stood around in the |fractured skull and a broken should- w cd from Boston to goal 100 high for effort true ot his daily tours of the ralls when | )" "y faceg at each other [er and arms as the result of being 2 1s s of Great Mcn” proves|® &1 ot aboard and profiered @ .., %iy o girly was tellin’ there es- Struck by a taxicab hero last night 14 too! twenty. The stercotyped “got any-| ' 5 (% eh better lookin’ they |While he was riding on the handle- d NEW BRITAIN TO Bl "The Card 1 Meant thing lqgs'n thal,” brpught no re-| oo By o Tone o the other girls, D of another boy's blcycle, The o CITY OF PURE MILK My boy, your griduation gets assuring response. And & carcful | T T g0 was somethin’ awtul, ‘ab was operated by Joseph 5 Anlvinvaiser centiof England, KSR L i scrutiny of all availablo funds in| WS MUSS Was UMM SRR |eriingki of TRompsonville, The boys X A the Far more appropflals fop you |the motorman'ss jeans . lkewlss) o'y Jy sounded the same to me, (on the bicyele were eaid tohave ¢n- 5 5 These usetal overalls of biye! | brought no reassuring response. | 5 ungeq Iike that time all the |tered the street from a yard and to d ow Grad ‘ Al i | George did not have the change. 1 [nave struck the passing taxicab. n —W. T. Conyne. | Fletcher: “Yes, it fs. The last| ! the R time 1 did it 1 got « cinder in my HO‘ ,SEI.IOLD PESTS N How Come? . ¢ AT Ta n ¢ —Moyle Flavell. or time brings the insect posts that are the bans of all house- ki Dot W gL G L L i o Wouse fly, the modquite, the houss eentipede, the bedbug, ants, 1 vins." said | Her sKirts were long; likewise her = bl o e B ) snapp hair, Infallible | The Jatest bulletin, just ready by our Washington Bureau, on Housc- ¥ T " | As for us flappish modern dears “I've tried every kind of alarm || hoig Pestsatells you exactly how To make efective war on thede destrayers ) f flel 4 =R i = ¢ A g o \ c health. Fill out the coupon and semd for it: viny fiold | Editors, | Poor Grandma wrings her hands|clock there is” remarked Uncle|] of comfort and W arlicr than ¢ Tke, “but I've yet to find anything | ..CLIP COUPON HERE. B and fears g s L & wil will get a gro g boy out of LD T8 EDITOR, WASHINGTON t eago the The worst has come and we will [that will get a growing boy 4OLD PES OR, : e ’H Hed ( 2 I nd, bed quicker than the smell of pan- : 1382 New York Avenwe, Washington, D. C. fiying fleld i Ney /i ar 3 |w i ks os for breakfast.” 1§ want & copy of the bulletin HOUBEHOLD PESTS, and enclose here- o both New Haven Ho . AITICIS | \wim rouge and wmoke, In Satan's | cakes for breakfast | ’uvnmfl\e enta in loose U. B. postuge Stamps or coin for same. e To Demand Bigger Pay hand s > N v e Y 21 sy s | “She never went about alonet asy kit |1 waxs 1 overnment | L L s o | She 1ys had a chaperone Maurine: “So you think that giris || : = government | "8 oo increases Ia in proepect for | She always had a chaperonel’y |}~ TALES T St H IR R LT T e > next ccording 10 members of | 1f that 18 s0, pray tell me, sir. were just made to love : : o carriors' and building labor- | HOW then, didsGrandpa marry her Maurice: “No; most of them do| i et ey (hatiib e | —Nellle Dodgé Frye. |it of their own accord.” ; 3 polonis ot il Thomas D. Stitch. t world's gonds ws it 8 of o Memphis, it s enta au hour for all other Risky DBusiness U_'Ul»lnu‘..'} 1';;;;.‘1';‘;»'01“("0“ :J e ) t time is n dis- v el raer: “Don't yo¥. know it's| or! & songegned, Lootblack horoughly ume s not far dis- [siruction laborets are desired. Tur ¥ foiwsea poligy aud will ernight post n6 more, He tried knows the straight To My Daughter The Card 1 Sent fitting gift for. days like “My Graduation Memories," ith it, duughter dear to you and glad wish too! The Card I Meant these, | A fitting gift for days like thesc, A man has munity is roll ar insurance him A cook book, so get busy pleasc Commencement means that you be- gin BB Do uer apd rolling pin! And Then! “1 must go. If 1 stay hege minute I'd be tempted fo Oliver another kismy Bess: “Now Y@y you wouldn't rush oft!™ promised me | vidua? got on the car and handed | So ‘he handed the man the total | of $3 he had jn his pockets and | wrote out un order on the company | for the difference, approximately | few days later the same indi- | George the $17 document in pay-| ment of his fare, expecling to get back $16.00, Now a motorman who hasn't gnoulh change for a twenty 1ollar bill will not very .likely have cngugh for $17; and this vital in- ormation in effect was respectrully | tendered the “cash customer” who | Jangerov crossings busbpess to race trains 1o boy$ in Qur village band that used to rehearse in the hall over Over- man's butcher shop,sgot lickered up on cider and couldn’t play a tune all night. They finally had to call out olg Cap. Nichol, the constable, to stop the racket and then he had to take all the band players home and put “em to bed. They was lots of things that hap- pened at that dance that I didn't understand and pretty soon the folkks seen me up in the balcony starin’ at ‘enf and pretty soon one of them galp made a face at me and ma-ad like & nanny goat, only it were a poor imMation. I took that NOBILATY IS “BROKE" London, Jung 27 P—~The im- poverishment of some of Great Britain's old nobility is again em- phasized in the announcement that the dowager duchess of Rutland, {whose husband died oy May 8, 1 |oftering for eale the mansion & | Arlington street which has been the town residence of the dukes Bf Itut- {land for 200 years. | The duchess is tesiding in & fows |room lodge at the entrance to the mansion until she finds a small l)musa —_———— e