New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 23, 1925, Page 6

| lghtest infraction of the rules and | day when hibition legislation . t) 1795 when he resigned. { &:flu of New Brit Nflh‘m New Britain Herald!' et lmdibbyodbos SR d Q. Who was the inventor bf tno en ey ot mll clty 1 8 punish hif 1 such ‘s manner that | went far beyond the myder local | SAACTS AN F'ANCLECS Mishoana? | 5 s HERALD PULLISHING COMPANY Ty“ will not be able to repeat the of ‘\"»lllmn system agitated In Wis day, BY ROBERT QUILLEN i A, The Invention of the telmou - g B P : | rense. 1€ the State volics wil ot This is un ussumption of course, and 70 d:u'bm: lvrflhflhhcfl In' *;nl- A“ To ! wsued Daily ( day Bxcppted) R AT o | 13 based’ o 3 g an ut there Is some confysion At Horad Bidg. 47 Church @trae | Acl a8 It sy they have mot, the |18 bused on the knowledge that most} 4,0y Only the dogs Yo Washing. i and controversy In attempting fo ded public should find some manner of [original local option advocates In termine the origlnal tnventor, Teadie| . ~ tion has it that early in the seven- qmmnfim sbservance of its rights before it is | cause for state and nation, Amerieanism: - Wondoering what ,.’ Ny teenth century one Jansen, a speocts Uentn | e L CHELE R Bl Sl ey : | became o last month's carnings, : '-_ A e maker of Middleburg, o, | Ovdmhtle’ Tegarding Coming { too late, begore an accident which Having been a Civil war veteran ——— g 8 Moned i s | constructed a tolescope 1 chel %,m. Salered sk (he Pest OMies 8t New Britain | T1/SNE coot many Hves |1t probably came natural that he| 18900: Barofoot boy with cheek of Mealth Hints . . long Which he exhibited to Prince 'y s Becond O Mall Matter, — should have linked his gifts as wn | tan. 1925: 8hod boy with check. Don't run too fast to catoh the ] Maurice and the Archduke Albert,| .Honolulu, June 23 ‘M—Deunt'\ A PUBLIC GOLE COURSE [orator to! tha dedication of & monus dollar, who, appreclating the Importance of | to the institute of Pacitio relations TELEPHONE CALLS FOR CITY OF NEW BRITAIN Hont 4o ths s as el There are 2,876 kinds of worms, | Or get tao hot beneath the collar, A , the discovery, pald him a sum of |aduressing tho- Pan-Pacifio clyb, ex. Rusiness Ofice T % { T T 0 the stute's dead at Geltys- | Wgluding the husband who enjoys | Folks sometimes get sun-struck , money to keep it concealed. An(:;‘ller pressed the unanmious opinion that' Edilorlsl Reoms ..., 038 rom time to time ¢ 5 ¢ burg, martyrdom, ! that way, spectacle maker, Lippershey, ninde|the meeting ~of the Institute next past few years golf enthusiasts i1 | Guorge [ Lounsbury, a Hrothar And fun-struck’'s safer any day! application (1608) to the States| month wouwld be a great factor tos rn‘. oy ¢ ofitadle afvartieing medlum | 1pig vicinity have stacted an agita- | wio wuy govoraor a dy e ‘| A real enthusiast 18 one who will - How are agates polished? General for a patent for a telescope, | ward guaranteeing the -pegce of the Dress foom Always open to advertisars. | tlon for the establishment of & pub- ccade later, 18| ighy for the right to drink hooch The Modern Collegiate A. They are alit with a thin lron [us also did Metius, a professor of | peific. - One d — col? baras Unen ARaoR Anelar s fpss IS BbErGdishy Iarer | o tabominatol: Indignant Tather (to son sent|disk supplied with diamond dust|mathematics, but in the former in<|China, Jnpan, Member of the Associted Ures. o ok total ot cltizens. Both governors = | home from college in disgrace): | moistened with brick oll, The |stance, at least, it was refused, as|Australla spoke. The Asscciaied Press 1 exclusively en- | O parksone that would o fiom old Conneetieut fami- | BUt sit. an apple sprout made | “You start to work at my plant as|rough grinding is done on a lead |the apparatus was already kaown. It} Duncan Hall, sccretary of the new titled to th' use for re-publication of | he alned =ore lesy by the Wndiboth hrought horon you what you are; why experiment |a commen laborer tomorrow morn- | Wheel supplied with coarse c¢mery [seems certain that the instrument|South Wales Australla league of nas A1lnewsjoretl scitosian at otharwibe flcjea ol b ifveat Tokalllw ol e S Hndtild 10 theil | igh new methoda? ing.* and water, The smoothing is done | wus known more or less about Eu- [tions union, snid the institute would . eredited In this paper and 80 local 3 v e while news published hervein. \ o THURIA Gl dervingitiic oo “With publicity, father, Remem- | With a lead lap and fine emery, and [rope, but the honor of its invention | take a great step forwrd If it would e SR o n A R R AR nonsCuilh avith Ralat g o] ber, with publiclty.’ the polishing may be accomplished |18 usually given to Gallieo, who was | establish regular and frequent con- e s BT LR U pORIDIN UG A L : Dy means of a lead lap whose surface |the first to describe it and exhibit| ferences. The Ayl 8.0 Is " |natlows} organisation t usuge ch a links by thos: s Words of [Gomfort is hacked and supplied with rotten [it in a complete form (1809.) ““There {8 no room in the Pacific which furnishes newspapers and adver- M Dl 5 » cannot afford to bel to onc i . L TAXES f [ By Janice Ullman atone un'd water, for permanent gonference mmhlntrz B e o e S (Rot naar Ly el T altis . 8 D 3 A As 1 go through life observing Q. What s the population of the to promote good relations among th s cdmy $ R . 8. Department of Com- ¥y All the people that are loos world and what part of this popula- different peoples,” he sald, “We tlon againet fraud in Ihis paper wonders vomerce, in #Suing the comparative ” 1 And lots of them are swerving tion is Roman Catholic and what have treaties but they do not gé far Alutribution (g o8 to both national many golt fans there are, not neial statistics of cities of 30,- Z Round the laws to raise the deuce; | Part Protestant? l:~nou¢h Peaco in moau than n"n:.nl cluded in country club mer 0 population and oy has| Archacologists come to him who | And, when caught, they wall at| 4 World population 1s estimated tive aversion toward war. in the community, It stioned hi ila latest statlatl | walts, serving ::. 1,748,000,000, The estimated {mllvl’ in pure, healthy international, el SO L 8 Jatest statisties up to | Sl oman Catholic population of the ife,"” ald ts on sale dally N t v in the calaboose, ¥ Yo" at otaiing's New- stund, "ropey | (1 advisability of ustablishing & land inchuding the year 1925, This| Well, well, stop worrying _and Siximonthaliy i world is 278,600,000, and tho esti- Ak The Pan-Patific Union, 1t ws ane 8,:;—;(;4 ul News :'v«‘._ Entrance | course at the O the entire weain dllustrates the time it vequires | Nagging at yourself and go ahead | Just today I met Bill Newing mated Protestant population is 170, nounced, has been appointed Hawai- rand Centra etreet. 1 P 0,000, 0 h " r the league of nations b bt iconanrar ol tnreatiofwillviatatiollon o (80060 MERS SN NAnELO. Aud nlalook el Yery KL ”Q.om}\n» parsnips, which have been God Save the Kin ’r:: e iR o€ etatire e | tively few playec course 8 | tuking into consideration that the By In his cellar he was brewing . 0 - E 5 ; B i i : on that the s dieight of pessimism: Shuddering | What he sala was ginger fum; | 1o(t 10 the ground all winter, pols- | i}y aring! Thelp Repeflolre othier funetiap: JITNEY BUSSES AND possible to get a K golf A of the 248 cities reported 't the thought that gome other na- When they found-what he was do«|00U87 SPEED LAWS is not particularly fascinating to the upon are compared, a splendid | tion may seizo the North Pole, ing ¢ A a’;‘g'f:"l’l‘,‘“"‘ly‘.“"“ ‘11{"‘“” l";':@‘ { o Urers ot the ighways on th out- contrmed olfer onamost sy i ey view of munichyd nane-] s haci qultete dun e | @eesnd Culltobaishiie e tort SRR e R e Observations S e R Pl % A nd you can judge a teacher, liv- Jeh . g skirts of New Britain are beginning | £ood-sized tract of land is'ing and taxes s made possible o ‘«mmL 2 t‘h‘v :"l‘:‘;;: 11:¢ L N o A, The scientific study of the |resenting 82 Kiwanlans from New to speculate upon the influence rat an expensive propositic The per capita tax of New Britaln | geceney of his followors 5 yBHL suid 1, ?nu e lm‘l l‘I{ UekY | constituent parts and functions of | Britain and 84 from Hartford sang 0". The Weath@r ' Bl were 0ot eent 0p L0 1]} cell organisms. “God Bave the King” simultaneously | Then your wife, your darling ducky, v B 9 Siw! eles which allows jltney busses gen- ays for real golf in ad 1 includes all revenue for municipal | A hick town I8 a place where| would be putting up a wail; e s sortheReles walotion (orith 44,000 gaother i Biwasiang 2 z = 3 rhod 0 S gns an area? throughout the United States and ’ % t busses in particular to he operated r. Delano has recently gathered lased upon a tax revenue $ ; 3 S Hash :hl‘"'. sloppy. bread thal's| pole s a point, not an area. The |anq followed with fhe national alr to;igm 151 Wedstadayt ndhintd along the publlc roads at a speed about him a coterie of golfers and The eity is one of the low- | 1t fsn't travel that humbles peo- v e 1’;}"\“1”1'\'01'!}’:(11'0!9 fl(, however, f(ro- | ot England, as a token of good will |temperature; fresh northwest shift- park st taxed cities in the list of cities ple. 1t Is coming home and discov- | Thus 1 sought to comfort Billy o i ed vo efer, to the Arctlc | hetween the two countrics last night. |ing 1o north and northeast winds 3 region in general., In this case it T cl ot wi . Ha New tor vehicle laws of the state, It at the northern end of the cit¥. between 50,000 and 100,000 popu- | “TINE that they weren't missed. For the fine he haq to pay, would Include all that area, land and | ]‘]h”lmffl‘ltn‘:l T‘Iq:fi::::‘u:::ll.]\lr‘daw S '."?.tz""a'" v»ga “dr;; 5 b v crd club at the s Vednesddy, has been learned by most pleasure which he states will be in & play- Jation, but by no means the lowest o0 et But his attitude was chilly water, which lies north of the Arctic f | Tair tonigl an ednes The difference between a laborer | With a growl he tutned to s Circle, Tt the fnternational conference opened | yyoderate temperature; fresh north- v 2 i YR able eondit \ a few week Vs ke S I Hea - Cl 3 his area is ,200,00 i Py A8 drivers that a high rate of speed in able condition within a few K. On the other hand, the cities In the | and an artidan Is that the artisan | “Your remarks are very silly SHlkves milea L Tho NAsth P”o[c’“s“e’llé in Bt Paul, Minn. Promptly at 9:%0 |west shifting fo north - and - north- per capita tax, | expects praise as part of his wage. | That's what 1 cat every day!” is the (theoretloal) polnt where the |P, W KOWN as "zero hour evorysast ‘winds, reprimand and possibly an a t |tallizing the demand and raising lare not generally regurded as among - meridians of longitude converge: ““‘ club in the two countries, comprising Conditions: .. From Mexico and L N ? Ith Blue E; s > 2 a membership of almast 100,000 {towards Towa is predicted unsettied from a state policeman somewhere the mo for the preliminary ex-'{he most progressive. Such citics, With Blue Eyes latitude is 90 degrees. 1 § ol w S Rallt { - d men, participated in a slmilar serve [weather with local showers in the = S toul AT 3 Custome! T want a parasol. | Q. How much was the share of in the neighborhood. Yet the same pense is no particular rea- yith a lower R B Seanare Otilice |western and central sections. 3 b BenAL AR D ohey dseavan 300,000 | Eathering were Rev. Dr. A. A, Ahl- last 24 hours in the - eastern por- pany busses pass him at several developed and the establishment of gt joseph, Mo. Little Rock, Ark., “) | for his fight with Iirpo; s,]"'flo”\f:vl:fil":fr:\!‘\;;')n'r"l:b;‘[h :;vl ]l‘t:-'\l,mr:; :‘VC““A?IZn'IP:: i“;::t r;;x;sr ‘a‘r::mnol;g miles an hour faster than he darcs such a course as he has planned g st Louis, 1k, Chester and Al | Quotation Revised e l’)‘ ((.f'“’“"" and $300,000 poo man apoke on the principles or‘“uln The amount of rain re- | Two is company and three is no- AR ith -Arl‘fll\! er, Kiwanism <;.ml~ d was 2:14 inches at Detroit DR ' . Where was Tom Mix, the : Rt : Ancient saying: “When! body’s business. Movls sar il nd e :g:\ ihe * Uasrol hour2 mrogramiticon: .\I}ichig.m. ”Nu\, temperatyre Is ¢ O ion Teumps nationality of his parents? R G G L) L e m[\|c>[mr(1];ml; 7 u"\( e g might be worse, Suppose man 5 TS e : lowed by the singing of **America” SOuthern distrigts. Many plades re- TPy e eraily regurded | couldn't live: withou 5 Mrs. Bauer (on an ocean voyage): 3 orn in a log cabin e ih g ] | ported tempe; Cities that are rally regarded | cou hout laboring con- | | 2 Just north of kI Paso, Texas. His |and “God Save the King” while the Ported temperature from 94 'degrees arrest of a bus driver for reckless available for use, it may demon- T8 o TR U et (o Sanlly 10 ot something to il his blmfit”e“,,”‘e caplain s up on "“Im.,,,,.”.' as stated by him In his own | United States and British flags were *"’ 0y ""{""‘* ‘0':'5"(‘;’"' S The 2 et Do S RelhE e city would be cad, . % . {for this vicinity unsettled” weather Bilsiay. Thoih fus nobyey besh & | ui whether the city would & T it Mrs, Lamb: “Yes, he plass a very | Ife 8Oy, is part Scotch and part |held crossed in front of the speak- 7107 thia HeH wa\g o edtng serious accldent involving & pas- justified in laying out and main- 0 Cherokee Indian, while his father 1g | ©rs' table. Iiver ity il seuger bus Bereanouta;ut fthist s iaininefaieood icourc BB DOIRNG [ capiiatitax fas: New S Britaln —fand | ple. Fatinames fyakon ilong i affer e AIkECEmp e, 1"3" Hoy fetl i Eeca bR it fress s apita ta by t ple. ames | ;i w many varietics of the |Internati res r M. - ® X i LT e PO s s her | the Hitection that colned them ie s (e real English primrose arc thero? | Johnson by President Donald Gaff- w-lr‘idr‘ ‘:,‘D']:'s ;;{;E”g:*‘”wfi . s You'll find this animal instalied Im’l"pmf"r";' is ‘I’"'J che ool g oY 0"4?;“ “;";”“i_;""” l”_"‘ SNE [ Maurice Perry of Bridgeport, was - an . o 3 o i A A L3 1osod with $9747; Pasadena, Cal. W | g0 qoui Gopor oo e | I tenement and mansion, NileA ST “I“” tHestE MmiladibE 0 fpvard i RIWAmST €108 folected prosident of the Connéaticut $09 Holyoke, Mass. with $65.- | a dollar is worth less, but that there | Ad2Pted to all laundries by i Dales volloy i anaijjng oS ung) | Affiliated Ex 26; U or 58, but that there | ARBLEL 10 €1 Aereidlan rarely purple or blue, becoming| The attendance prize was award* |0 ondid annual conventfon Davenport, Towa, with $49.08; ‘:\lr'm:o many more things to spend l;e‘;nllh in drving. 1t is a ngtive l\t] to Harry C. Billings of New Brit- j,ono " Other officers elected Were: | " w]Of E i 1 | With! clothing theown! across, his | Ly lu:;‘p;(; Ln(xlw‘hma there and in |nin. Prior to the meeting a basch!l {1y, 1), Perry Eldridge of Hartford, The readiion onc gets from the| Tove reactions. Man: “I wish to back garden plant, and is a hardy |game was played hotween teams rep: {iirat vice-president; Howard Warner ernment report s t New &lve her so many things.” Woman: | In rakish. plebald style, Q. Who i resenting the New [ritain and Hart-lof Middletown, second vice-presi- e e e T2 el hm‘x Y no\am He thinks his finery, in time, e xh({ Is the sccretary and |ford delegations. The vietory came ldent; Russell Ayers of Wellingford. . L R i e e SR RO e (IRL AN el s e SO Will make the ead irons smile, |y 0 o0 ’”:1“;" Jf the American | to New Tiritain by the score of 919 |tpird vice-president; C. E, Smith, of f : sioners, it is understood, are g middle course. Another reaction is J : | ¥ _Association? |Southingten. treasurer; ' Kred . Al engers, One of them, last 88t~ (o aig somewhat in keeping the | (hat A. Carl H. Milam; cities assessed wit com- o - 4 oy . | One irom’s heart is growing warm | . .ml«]rn‘ss‘ 78 A gol! wwne between the (wo | Hunt f Meriden, secretary; Donald SR s sed with & com Correct this sentence: “I mustn't | 5 East Washington &, Chicago, 11 —_— ton are muzzled, SORIPTION " | BUBSCRIPTION RATES enforcing obedienee to its laws and | due time turned to the prohibition Sm—— wielded somewhere in political cir- tnair ing up-to-date greens d s given 1u this list as $84.85; this that is directly contrary to the mo- | 1 ont a course on t) congested districts means at least a He is to be congratulated for crys- | list with the lowest per capita tax than indlvidual constantly sces one or son why the city should not grant New Britain, are Savannah, Ga., another of the yellow trolley com- |the use of the land, as it is yet un- gygyxville, 1 Allentown, Pa., to travel, It is reasonable to sup- no damage to the property |ioona. pa. Mobile, Ala. Chata- pose that there is a state policeman wt ould prohibit its future use nooga, Tenn,, Covington, Ky., Ports- | somewhere in the offing part of the for other purposes. If the course 18, oy, Va, « time and yet we never hear of an nere, amateurish as 1 and formly have as high or Righer Per| Yoy can't tcll about marrieq peo- | 6000 Same. more luck than careful driving, in }has made a step or two in the right the opinion of observers. direction, provided there are enough We have in mind, particularly, people hereabouts interested in the the rate of speed of the vehicles game and unable to afford mem- operated along the highways N | pership in a elub. If there is a lack Berlin, Often the heavy, unwieldy |of interest among all but a few, |, machines, loaded with human | pjg scheme will demonstrate th tax. These include Atlantic € change clubs last night te. freight, pass along In such & Man- tpe city is not yet ready for ner as to endanger the lives of all | myunicipal links. © Comr along the roadway as well as the e e e N 1 5 3 clubs for a dinner at the Shuttle | Donnelly of Willimantie. marshal Sl D il o v grand list, as Port- | blow out hers,” sald the ftire; | ANd maybe some fine day 0 e e y r | howey il n 1 an M o $104 244 675 | “there's no shade for the bess to | She'll press her suit. and h | made? | Meadow club will be arrang i,' fol- land ld\\ll“d H. Christ of New Brit ; 500 fe . $104.244.675 — | 5 | find | L {lowing a challenge issued by Presi- lain. sentry. miles an hour for 1600 feet—that i8S The Herald would like to asc hich is not much greater than| “ork M | Berl ‘meigh. A. When giycerine s treated | | As far as it was paced. Possibly it (ain, if possible, how many people L or Ny Briaa : " (Protected by Assoclated Editors, | He cannot say her \Tahga{' S ‘unh A mixture of concentrated nitrie e . of New Britain — nevertheless —2 e 0 was going faster later on, possibly ' there are Ligless Inc.) and sulphuric acids, it forms an ester in the city who would | I 5 he more determining commonly known &s nit fot. But, 37 miles an hour, In our [ piay golt on a public links if the' por capita tax, this in Portland be. Letter Go! e lvellevi oA oilqu;t:.:;:rmp [ .. fb) fi Bumble opinion, s (00 fast for pub- city should establish one, 1 ther e e e s 25 Yea’s Ago Today Bill: “Did you see my mme 1| Q" \Chat ave the marde ot the ‘z‘r ln lle safety, particularly with the o il 5 | the Fun 8hop | Mosiem eall to prayer or the i o S 3 areseno Ud bsreputation which have both a low From Paper of That Da Tom: “No, Was your joke a g00d |y, v he ery of heavy busses. About the city streets | ajken up by X - ool e : i h Yl""in from the minarets? A L assessment total and a low per cap- AN : all busses are operated With & dis- ' excrcise has a heneficlal influence |y, oy but 1 Sr R . ; 5 20 (T e Ry s o 1 lah is great (repeated four eccer i3 excep- | water hoard met this after- | S X times). T testify that there is no God | regard of the privileges of others |which the community cannot afford .. [noon 1o consider the advisability of | Wrote the cditor & letter asking hlm i, Aljan (repeated twice). 1 testify that 18 distinctly annoying to drivers (1o ignore. We should like to hear extending the city mains to give city | Vhy my jokes were not published 41t Mohammed fs the apostie of NEA Sefvice Write S = T The FAr i ihAs ns £ the popula- (water to the residents of Rhodes, |2nd he published my letter. {Allah. (repeated twice). Come 10| \washington. e : of pleasure cars, The operat from some of our readers for 3 Vil A FREO ool W 8 o 0! Washington, June — Captain The result was —- nineteen dis- lize that tt e ear e J Fop g 4 r capita 1t of the de hapm and ubllee yers (repeated twice). Come to | George Meyers of the SR i d & % = seem to realize that they have & car | against a public course, mainta e e o S e e T o 65 S salvation (repent tuiee). Thoors 10| George Meyers of the United States tinguished journalists at_Annapolis that could successfully withstand gt the expense of al and ; Goare BNt |jinits. It was voted to lay the pipes Pun Points {God but Allah (repeat twice). DAYy la bhal apolostsingdloshneleans teRne yuoinez e noming fof the shock of a collision which would | would be glad to publish letic an is the case in the |anq charge the beneficiaries 10 per (In Jingle-Jangle Manner) QEEWHYS SR ineedited iveTne | oo LSton i DEREPRRECS DicH SRore Rt bolinl prlce] skpsctadadyent: ; b : ; r cities. That of New York i8 [cent extra. Asked about thi - | When she put mustard in his feA | grernal ity o after another. But how to get to the Patoks, at wreck the ordinary automobile and ' concer rtinent arguments on od about this, Alder. | . ity He . ot . . s Bn " cone g + {he othdrs 'are||man Curtis sald it waals majtériens | She muatard dons it jokingly, o T Gt S e o isn't permitted to herd them anchor an hour's snil down Chesa- about “ith Boston hav. |tirel¥ within the jurisdiction of the ~+-Joseph Mascker. |raised by or under the immediate | 2¥¢ther @nd apologlzc to them in peake BayY It scemed odd no ar- everyone must get out of their way. | munication 1 thing 2 'aV- | wvater board o e supervision of the immor & body, or to call them up on the rangements had been made, 5 y 3 roles e hlahas g bli ) mortal gods, ; This, however, is a secondary con- | further than Angeles I8 the highest | “yir 4ng Mrs, J. William Marsland | T can not analyze the acts of ABNA 'and the term “Eternal Cits” aeeey | (€16Phone and get it over that However, the corrcspondent sear- sideration — private drivers are adhcrents of the Al 2 tax ¢ ¢ e country, with |refurned home today from their | For analyze at times in shemeful | rrom that fact. 4 way. 2 ed up u launch, in due season haul- 1 oot bth 4 " g or capita tax of $57.55. |wedding trip to Virginia Springs. manner, | @ What is the character of the He must traipse around from cd alongside the mooring ship, and aware of, the faults of the Jitney e glad to get a cou X A boy named Willie Albrecht, who —Edgar Kaltwasser. |land in Arizona? Ts i very moun. G oice] auuloE g 9 IR SO Sl D TRt addse ny l"‘\lll. 2] STEWART As a favor to him, Lo asked it proceed under the assumption that 16 subject. en though your com- chauffeurs and watch them very here, Drop us B ie honor of having the highest lives on North High street, fell vmm’ e |tainous? personally, scparately and indl- Capt. Meyers, smoking on the plosely with result that serfous ¢ “I would play oncr a gk na 8 Iy 80¢s 10 1 cherry tree yesterday and was | His office clerks declare he is &| A, The ces e i . near-metropolitan center of |rendered unconsclous for a short fo01— mountainous, In the form of a short, | OP€ &pology is bad enough. But sestigate the callers, L ; IO biic 1 ; € ' which has $108 time. No bones were broken and | 'Tis true he's office troiley as a rule. lisolated ranges, having a general 10 In succession—gosh! “Whadda ya want?" demanded t course general public has | writer s . ) g g 4 whole state of Arizona is | Vidually. upper deck, sent an orderly to ine covernmont. uhdec. congres- |th8,BO7 wan oll right today | lNitle to say concerning the grant- e - o : e it joent | New Britain lodge, . B. A, elect- | gashed by deep gorges and dry wu- | BiZDE voluntarily, Sccretary of respondents told. ing of pe to operate bus I THIL PERKINS SENTENCT . SlUsE mpares with local feq the following officers last night: The Perfect Defense ter courses, the Navy Wilbur sentenced him to, The orderly reported to the cap- The Public Utilitles nmission T Renten self-government is shown by the |'r>.~x|4:r.|\'. H:-_rry Gold; vice-presi- “The traffic officer says you were| Q. Should horse radish roots be | 10 it, for spoiling a publicity stunt tain — the visitors waiting, now ington, D. . dent, 8. H. Edelson; financial sece | g ino gy miles an hour,” the judge dug up or left in the ground over | the secretary had his heart sét on. sulkily, meanwhile — who sent a : ! KR pe iy s gl e retary, Julius Aisenberg: recording | o1 the fait prisoner. IV He wintens | Vet g by his/ckacutive ofider, Srithey like it or noL N ORI SN DE y s LA Sior e e seoretary, Isanc Cohen: {reasurer. i “uyes yir " ghe admitted, “but you | A. Horte radish roots multiply | Now. Wilbur saw a chance te- “We can't feed wya (he latter ing all this the jitne T are was a fairl ntenee, a g Saich g arly e ,'\j-r:;hy::r‘x‘v knl:rl‘n_\.x‘nm‘\;"; ertl. IJ see, 1 was to meet my husband i and should be dug up. The hig Bnes ::nfl) to get some swe 11 advertising. | informeq |l\r‘n,. hospltahly, using the highways that are ma probably of ser ; vk commercially | Koplowitz: - physician, 1r. . L+| g minutes and 1 didn't want 10 should be used and the little ones The dirigible Los Angelvs wus duc ' “Here, you" sternly addressing ¥ ¢ I I Ave - it 1 ¢ t ¢ of Baltimore, | M€Y keep him waiting.” ®ent in s[TRhtly moist sand in a cold |10 make a trip from her Lakchurst, one of the newspaper men, “ya tained by the public for the public. fthan five years. s 3 d | And the judge, being a married cellar over winter, and replanted in | (N. J.) hangar «lown to Annapolis, can’t smoke here. Ya better all g6 AheyiareSontthem Ehy SR thie iRODH BLER L fonear sty s dentiofithe Vegs Backety AL RS MeN: liman, dlsonarged! her; the early #pring. tie up to the mast of her mooring bhack to Annapolis” he continued, | ”'r”"““”;“'%"\;:l, e —Mrs. Bernard Kochler. Q. What is the most powerful | ship, the Patoka, stay an hour or “and when the Los Angeles ; gets S e el American-made autgmobile? two, then fly over Washington, hook here, you can comesout in the bay need for following S president s M No More A, g I‘rnlvnm:- the Mcliarlan, Mod- | onto the Patoka once more for & and look at her—if ya wanta." is hoped Kenney; vice-president William | No more scholars, no more school. el T\._“nh 120 horsepower, sclling | short rest. and finally sail back to ) S ¢ \ara: sceretary, Arthur O'Leary; | N6 more teachers, no more rule, for 85700 as a 7 passenger touring | Lakehurst Seeretary Wilbur got some f{ree e nefal secretary. D. J. Farrell: | No more lectures. no more talks, |car. “I'll have some Washington cor- | publicity out of his little party all vasurcr. . 1. Hannon: marshal, |No more blackboards, no more Q. How was John Jay chosen to | respondents go up in her while right, but it's doubtful if he cared Regan sorgeant-at-arms. chalks, fill the office of Chicf Justice of the | ghe's In this vicinity.” thought the for that kind . tax rate but G Gencvd: trustee, James | No more homework, hard to do, ' Supreme Court during the adminis- | secretary. “They'll write up thelr Thé next thing anybody —knew 11 g, | ('rov i No more books to worry through, |tration of President Washington ? trip and it'll be fine stuff for us.” Meyers had been summoned from i has the members of |No more parents, hard to please, A. Upon the organization of the| He began telephonmg 1o u select- the Patoka to the secrefary's office the First cliurch cholr as guests at | No more cards, disgraced by “D's,” Iedcral Government, John Jay was | eq iist of correspondents—the big- 1o do a lot of explaining. Then be- from e |jjx house Iast evening No more “absences” and “lates allowed by Washington his choice of | gegt men in the business and known | gan his tour of apology. 1l and Richard Tong, aged 12 years, meét | No more fractions. no more da il the publi¢ offices to be fllled by |16 him to be particularly interested e ant to |With an accident while swimming in [ No more x's, no more y's, presidentlal appointment, and chose | the navy. To a disinterested bystander it : |Newington vesterday. He and No more tangents, no more pi's, that of Chief of the Bupreme Court The notice was very short and looks u little as if the official whe companions found an old iron shovel | No more cracks al teacher's pet, |19 whi¢h position he was appointed | i5q of them found it hard to get | issued all those jnvitations and them y me 8 : L he pond and wcre fooling with | Xo more spitballs, round and wet, | September 36, 1789. He scrved un- gway pur Wilbur was insistent. | forgot to provide for his guests' en- e s r ) ' gh d t i hey paddled uround in the wa- | No more nothin't Only joy | | He sald 1t was their duty to go.| tertainment would feel & trifie ter, Young Lo E k in the [ Asng VACATION . . .ATTA BOY!!! They'd be royally entertained too.. apologetic, 100. face with it, recely gash that -8 G. C. and pishes, ftself ) v y t i nciu thal € | .xtended from the mouth into the And yet you ought to see the way : ! J r fnanc cheek The Sporting Goods Counter | Sho makes sport of a fellow's helps to keeg X Two fires early yesterday morning .. { wishes! ceeding wit Bxeussnarce A t aused considerable excitement, At College Game { Robert Brennock. | HOUSEHOLD PESTS \ Vroper 1blic r ine ounsbury v t a 2 o'clock Qlddings’ hlock at Main BN —R. G. Hichcliffe. | northwest—southeast trend, gnd Meyers isn't doing this apolo- the funetionary harshly, 'The cor- takes care of \hat for them, wheth- | Perkins 5 ank Wallin was elected presi. million dollars graces of citi use them es, or of the states that discuss- n surveying | foung | “The mathematics protoasor | N il \ e (nsect pests that the b f all housé ) irove s ( s also the per land Commercial stroets was found " Rather Chi | Summer time brings the insect pests that are the bane of all housé PR Ut o S L o T mh,,u;nl |(n:n‘:’4':::) PR p et o \he morpe|| wives=tie houss {1y, ti mosito, the houss centipede, the bedbug, ants ze. b : iR he held | He tak " foachos, and fieas v ' 2 New | danuge malnly to “'”‘M'"‘n “xil; '“"” ell. I'm sure he'll never pass | ing The latest bulletin, just ready by our Washington Rureau, off Houss e i3 ; . B % 3 X t 0 o'clock sl anybody."” To put him into best of trim; || hola Pests tells you exactly how to make effective m .\.;_u.m destroye money in we S ] v i 1 rt the southwestern part of the ety |0 —Michael Capanier. | At night, his wife, his Wishes scorn- | | of comfort and heaith. FIli out the ooupon and send for greater T f so s ) ¢ .54 r cities show a|was lit up from a fire at Max Noe's Pl 08, e .CLIP COUPON HERE use 7 ree o total 1 i ST . Ureb i, N WER S to operate es TR N ; - y some |house at 177 Hart street, Tk ta Putting the Burr on Throws a wet blanket over him { HOUSEMOLD PESTS EDITOR, WASIINGTON BUREAU. Daily (Hereid.) ; damages will total about $20.000. . g AT --Jack Robbins. : 1322 New York Avenue, \Washington, D. 3 than is warrant i 5 by A . S Mt ”::l a‘\:)r fn\,'u,w? ¥ e I want n copy of the lulletit HOUSEHOLD PESTS, and enclose here- 1 t pe fesmional 6 poBE ¢ 3 3 3 with five cents in loose U, 8. postage stamps or coin for same. put ¥ g v g : . “Yes, but only for a few months. The Girl and the Game ' ; the 8 A v be onc v " w going -al N Wa've | beence | Roland: “I knew the home team ¢ t is time r e ) g ¢ and e've given him leave of A ce NAME iy o = A thor's : ers bes s eCl otice s and | would get of to ghe other pitcher.” 2 o biaaon sty and regu £ 1 . : icta #0 he can go back to Scotiand | iy ! { A SR ¢ n some 1 \ y . I i $1 is noted. how- replenish his diatect.” | Gertrude What wouldn't they I the Upehd 0 DU ) - oities have the L. D. Penficld Sons of Veterans —Grover Bopp. |see through him? You told me he orr .. S T R et " Aoy ¥ ... had a glass arm.” % 4 TR ihese Auxiliary will hold & publie whist Rev. H eontrollers on every b roby i ' s i Wednesday in Junior Mechante Hall, | A Side lawsve 4 926 'R Tuok state I 0" t . i aluics ¥y in the far . o ord Couet. F il start | N» recreation pleases May (Copyright. 1926. ‘Reproduction Structing the Stale eriyet] - e ohis Forbiddew) avery driver, ame the | imagiae (hat ) 4 1o & ’ at §:39, Tickels 28¢.—ad\t. | Sne meets all games with po | ¢ col- per. either by compelling tl a H: T am a reader of THE ERALD,