New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 29, 1925, Page 6

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At lera SURBS: IPTION RATES 48,00 a ¥ L H Three M » a Ed s Member of the Assocuted Press M Sudit Bureaa of Cireulation 1 2 Biuy 0 A DAY O arIpuerTt o THE VALLEN ) o e m £ which it was 1 Day. its ob- ) than this ang ) a grand ajor Americans to tr ing ) homuge 10 ¢ f New ¥ grate se 1 - d n ‘ ¢ i g s = = 5 - 1s Ll o s well as ssed DOHEANY, AS EXPECTED 101 HIS CASL Elk P 0 ty the effect \ the publie mind would have Leen mischievous in The point that President Harding \ 1 his power in transferring control of naval oil reserves from navy to the interlor department rinkle in the controver > the fore by the court's lecisi me for such action owever, primarily rested with Mr Fall, who induced the president to ma anster 80 that he could ma ssive stages of il with Mr. Doheny and earn '3 guilly persons from 1 hlie potlight, Fyery prominent in cc 1 t ountry; a st D wuganda was ats Nia 18 nd t eWspape re v will have CORB STILL TOTTERING INTO of RECORDS NEW 1imost popular we n page is iniversal co 1 THAT IS NLEDED Complaint s that there are a luck highways around N advise Autolsts how clty, Such signs ar other cltles in this se ist, who mi hours in N unsight! Jistanee to LONGFELLOW'S “FACTS BEING REVISED thi tient and perhay Britain Longfeliow , Wreg 1 o€ critics Ioston wa or W ) Waor Wi f i e phonions war W and Hesy mitted his imaginatic Homer o1 25 Years Ago n raper NEW BRITAIN DAILY HIKALD, way yesterday afternoon Thele | TRAcdeRt % tiad beeame (rightened at an wuto- | e wbile and upset the carrlage, | 5 smuashing it W Britain ! John Peterson's buscball team 1o gouch the | at Deep River yestenday, 7 to | i other local team on which 2 Leaney brothers and Clark were ctlon ot C battery, were defeated at Wil vt m 14-4. The High school W ) uth Manchestor, 21-1 et e wor made last month, Maxson Foxvaw Juna ST 'Il‘l.nllvf O The way hats run to colors E2dward Lapthorn of this eity has 1" these gala springtide hours i ! wated for state treasurer 18 A8 Rothing to the speed with ot big ON the soclalist ticket o 1 ! * " pter Dorscy of thia city has beon | Those colors run in showera! i nuwmed county president of the An- ind 1 nt Ov of Hibernians, Peace at Any Price i In the handicap at Rentachler'n! Jenking: “You say Jones used a LA T R Rt s tear homb on his baby? Morrible! Dewey ic olub yesterday. | But why did he do it ) \ Toseph Donnliue @ this eity won the| Felx: “Bo the baby would ery 1 st heat, I H. Corbutt the second, | NiMself o sleep.” nd Ru Muir the sixth, ' @ The Mechanics of Wisdom By Eugene Mack r F When 1 was young 1 had the sense Iy dF To listen to what older men e L'ACISERALANCIOS 3:.csey s o hckraee BY ROMERT QUILLEN fence % B They'd hold discussions now and then, publi 1 ¥ ful for time. It T liked one neighbor that we had; s cock-surciess of Peace to your ashes, Pat O'Hay! 1y M Your sound advice to me, a lad, A Has made me what T am today. i 0 o has 1o take urney 8¢ the cynic. | One day he said to us, “Me byes, Shure, ‘tis an aisy thing to get | ] i t one of the fest | The name of bein' very wise, b iy elianen waatmine Fer all ye hov to do is set / An’ listen to what people sa ; 1 n do work, fhe Thin ask ‘Howzat™ It strikes 'em by dey ten to one that his mb, vy i : While they repeat, gaze far awa ot Thin close yor ecyes an’ mutter A | . that makes car ‘Ummmmmm. : of a quick get-away, For v years T've used this plan, Y < = And never has it failed to wor ] o % how many people | With it each spouting, cock-sure K sithout knowing just why, man L ey Is brought up with unlooked-for SLRE jerk. > run rio I'm very wise, my townsfolk say, Ang for advice to me they come; : I'ig dally grateful to O'Hay Vor teaching me “Howzat?" and “Ummmmm.” r | How Much? 1 ae Clara: “Do you suppose she will marry him? They say he has a | . Geraldine: “To what?” v 1 ex~ i A Marie Veit, ma tragi lose one’s R " \hat Bvers Motorist Would Like to Sce : . wou The trafic cop getting bawled ce] OUt by hls wife when he comes ! home fifty ts short in his pay imi The Satisfied Mouse ' (A Barnyard Bit) & I'm just a tiny, crceping beast : (A G reome heing Midway between the mole and rat. .ong i o how Pm not couragrous in the least; Thie 1 fice from men, I dread a cat. T e But o es I adore! he a Becau 80 afratd of me ot ‘_\I‘l» A ‘w who At my ¢ scream and he poet Their nether garments {o the knee. o ts They leap on chairs, the little dears, £x sliow Or any clevated spot. ou were lick 1o enjoy, A mousc's life may have its fears But I'li say that 1 sce a lot! 2 Considerate i GO e Edw “So you once played A f inn n the o in a western mining 9 Clifford: “Yes, 1 got fired. st 1 ) The proprietor was a kind-hearted D 1 2 man and was afraid 1 14 get . shot.” : and tries on —Mrs. E. D. Nelthrop. froc that i8 called shop- r PInNg Before suffrage, women said = Just wait; we'll show you men a ) 1 = that most people v things 1 Wel th made good their i e - Wally the Mystic " Ginoi He'll Answer Yonr Questions J Tt 1B U BeL 10 isthw Al tret b 5 1 Q'er some ne pot of etiguettc s pietur v i Mystic Wally ean tell you eman who - Exactly what you ought to do 1een A Faun Pas Dear Wally Tust one pointer, please T And 1 will set m mind at easc LI § n Kknow, at a dinner, wheth g i &8 T shou scat men and wives ing gother f My Dear Together 4 Migosh, no! R ¢ s mente kK Wher ricd folks to dinners go £ P a It is so that for o 1l be et « is for m d." | Fr from the old repartee; her a 1 E ors, How to Create Conversation + 1 ) Dea Wally i e When 1 talk witl i . 1 am tongue-ticd — have a Observations : Please te me what to talk about On The Weather | vo their meremt. " e e WA ) . S Wihene'er you meet them, ask ad- A Y they're throug You say, "My, ares i wond o i h you k you suppo i she has been accustomed? 1 know 1 sir, if yo w T ob vou AUg - ERERIOSHANE = —TIsaac Anderson. The sporting Goods Counter Teday e g Another Game at Date Bett vlight-saving is a great & Yo d you 1ld sa moot Bk Sk H Cadle. w. o < - r C Incurabie : xS Gardr You say that your wife B g E Diedrich, ) MANY SETTLERS COMING 4 Ma (Al Information Wanted ( to| About some things there’s not lie a \apprehiension !I‘!n wure we all would like to know Which makes man tell the biggest | lew— | s fishing. golf, or radio? —Louls Glover, .. Spolling His Fun “How is it you'll never Beth to a ball game?" “That girl knows too mnch, She sald I mustn't speak to lier, a8 It took her mind off the game," Lester again take Medford: Rudie L. It you are aissatisfied with your gross score at golf, try tennis, where you can get not results, (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) BRICKLEY FREED AFTER LONG TRIAL Former Harvard Star Not Guilty of Forgery Springfeld, Mass., May 20, (AP)=- Charles 1. Brickley, former Harvard football star who was found not guilty on indictments charging forg- ery and larceny by a jury in superior criminal court here last night, was “paying the penalty of a reputation” in standing trial declared Attorney ' Joseph B. Eli, chief defense counsel, in his plea fo the jury. Attorney ElL declared that Brick- ley was wmerely unfortunate in hav- ing been a trader through a locul hrokerage house when it ran into financial difffculties and that it was his fame as an athlete and pictures- que American figure that led to his for complicity in a shady deal of which he was inno- cent. District Attqrney Wright also paid tribute to Brickley's athletic prowess and fight to win an education- by working his way through school and college, but maintained that his edu- cation, and personality, physical prowess and mental capa- y" made his alleged act all the ore reprehensible, Brickley was charged with forg- ing 50 shares of Bigelow-Hartford Carpet company stock, owned by W. Hines of Thompsonville, Conn., and using the stock as collateral for a loan. As the only defense witness he testified that the forging and se- curing of the loan was done by members of Gibson and company. defunct brokerage house of this city, through which he traded. Brickley lef® for his home in New York last night c m OUT NAVY BUT BOOST EFFICIENCY Theme of Newport Academy Commencement Address Newport May 20 (AP)-— Rear Admir: . Williams, pre dent of the naval war college here, in addressing duating classes of 1925 today, bespoke increased ef. P | to offset the reduction of the navy's strength occasioned by the armament conference and the fed- cral program of ccoomy. The natural distaste for armed conflict and the desire to ensurs asting peace which have arisen fn the minds of men since the worll war tend to discours naval preparation iams said. “There is heing evidenc o & strong desire to reduce arma The conference for the iin mer tation of a ments made drastic uction in naval strength. In ition to this it has been found ssary by our government to lopt a polify of strict econo in xpenditures. The army and y of course, hear their share in is retrenchment. As a rTesult of this the material strength of the avy has been reduced. To offsct this there should he an increase it he efficiency and skill of the per sonne In reviewing the work of the yea Admi N the he college ‘. vealed that study of st special attention had been the situation in the acific, offic also have been familiar ¢ with the political and strategic infer national situation, Discussing the work of the 4 partment of .tact he said Wy ttempt has been made 1o make course i1 singly prac 1 Close toueh been Bus with the actu fleet 1 perfors . Use has b made of a n complete & o the developments in ordnance, ey cineering, ship construction ani! “A detailed study of the effoct and 1 value of vertical and hor! 1 armor penetration and of tar- t angles has been made. A study heen made of the advantag and disadvantages of fighting gements GETS 8450 DAMAGES Woman Courted 28 Years £50,000 for Breach of Promise Newgrk, May 29 (AP)—Fo 2 he courted here and 11 ye £o had promised to marry different rang 28 1 vesterday a ju re hearing this plea from Miss h Hayward of West Orange, In her suit to recover $50,000 breach of promise damag om Arthur Willis, returned a ver- | dict giving her $450 damages. la today the irors iInforr Tudge Smith could come o no de- He had them br . room and expla Aiffic s of a new tria agreement er a little 1 thr hours deliberatic ey rought in the decision SLAYER IS EXECUTED MeAlester, ( a., May 29 (AP)— Kkill of the department's BY CHARLES P. i NEA Sorvice Washington, May 39.—Not even the biggeht fssues of international politics hother the state department as it is hothered periodically by con- troversios over the “presentation” of American women at the royal court of 8t, James, Matters in dispute between gov STEWART Writer ernments can be argued, ad- justed, compromlsed. Trained men {talk“them over ratlonally, There ave rules and precedents to go by Reason rules—at least some of the time, Reason has nothing to do with being “presented” at court. The American woman who wants to he |* presented” just wants to be “pre- |sented"—"because.” The average American can't possibly imagine how a certain type does want to be “pre- sented.” With a woman of that type it's an obscssion, a longing like the longing of the confirmed dope flend for his favorite drug. 75 nted,” that woman has “ar- rived” soclally. She can quit. For (her death has no sting. She's ac- complished all things, “npresented,” her life has failed ignominiously. Other than American women may be this way, too. 1 don't know, The Americans are the ones T observed, a5 @ correspondent in London, where the “presentation” fight always on at the United States whenever a “€ourt” is ahead. | asicibon | An eligible candidate for “presen- tation” must possess three qualifica- | tions. | 1. Respectability. Most of them GROTH PRESIDENT " OF BANK CRAPTER Standard Certificates Awarded to Four at Annual Meeting Henry W. Groth, for the past year vice-president of New Britain chap- ter, American Institute of Banking, was elected pregident of the chapter last night at a meeting in the Bur- ritt hotel, and four bank employes were awarded standard certificates for completion of courses in bank- ing. Those who will serve in office with President Groth for the next year : Gunnar H. Anderson of the New Britain Trust Co., vice-presidents Roger J. Larson of the New Britain National bank, secretary; William E. Pease of the Commercial Trust Co., treasurer; Thomas P. Prior of the Plainville Trust Co., Carl R. John- son of the Bristol Trust Co., Joseph Valentine, Jr, of the Bristol Na- tional bank, and Margaret G. Alli- son of the Commercial Trust Co., members of the exccutive commit- tee. The new president, Mr. Groth, is connected with the Savings Bank of New Britain. The members awarded certificates ar standard is embassy | 0 ~ easoleller 2, Money enough to pay for the prescribed outfit, All have that or they wouldn't be candidates, An adequate “pull” to get them & “command” to attend court. That's whera they fall down. You |can count on your fingers the Amer- ican women with “pull" enough ef thelr very own to get the necessary command.” They include the dip. lomatic group, those who have mar- [ried Into the English peerage, a few who have spent decades and for. tunes in England buillding them- selves up soclally and two or three of the super-clect here at home, s. ¢ The rest must depend on the rec- ommendation of the American am- (bassador in lLondon, His recom- mendation invariably does the work, but every time there's a “court” he has hundreds of applications and only a dozen or twenty recommenda- tions to dispense. Who gots ‘em? You'd better believe that declding that ls what makes the ambassador's halr turn gray. The applicants mostly are hig peo- | ple, mind, with lots of influence in the home land. It doesn't do to of- fend them and yet it has to be done, After pounding the ambassador on the back until he's half dead— for he can make his limited number of “commands” go only just so far— they begin bombarding the state de- partment, “Favoritism!" they yell. There were two ‘‘courts” in suc- cession in London recently, The state department officlals ars wild- eyed yet. But probably they're not a clrcumstance to the way Ambassa- "rlor Houghton looks. |Beach of the New Britaln Trust Co., | Miss Hazel Dolirenwend and Roger | Larson of the New Britaln National bank. The presentation was made by President John C. Loomis of the |Commerelal Trust Co., who also de- |livered the address of welcome. Oth- er New Britaln bank employes hold- ing standard certificates are: Gun- !nar H. Anderson, Robert T. Chap- man, Lester G. Edgerton, V. T. | Knight, Charles J, Law, Thomas P. Prior, Joseph Valentine, Jr., Mr Francis Cone, J. C. Loomis and Henry W. Groth. To qualify for a standard certifi cate, a candidate must first com- plete a course in elementary bank- ing requiring one year of study after which he takes a four year course of study on standard banking, poli- !tical economy, commercial law and | negotiable instruments. | New Britain chapter now has 107 |members all of whom are connected |with local, Plainville and Bristol banking houses. FEight banks are represented. 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